Jan 9 2008Tara Reid says she's not an anorexic booze hound
Tara Reid insists she doesn’t have an eating disorder or a drinking problem. In fact, Tara would much rather stay in and, knowing her, probably read the Bible to orphans. Here’s what she said to OK!:
On her weight:
“I’m not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds. I was thin for a movie that I just finished [the upcoming horror film Vipers]. Now they’re going to see me and say I’m too fat because I’ve gained 10 pounds... I can’t win!"
On supposedly partying every night:
"I don’t like going out every single night. I like to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire — that to me is the best night."
On people calling her an alcoholic:
"If I have a drink in my hand, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. If I want a glass of wine, I want a glass of wine. I shouldn’t be afraid of it because of what the media might say. Anything you do, you’re screwed. That’s the lesson I’ve learned."
I just noticed Tara Reid is not only full of shit but has an unusually long neck. Must be a side effect from all that anorexia. Or the debilitating alcoholism. I can’t decide. Then again it could be the whoring. Can’t forget the whoring.
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1. danielle - January 9, 2008 2:15 PM
dare i say....tara reid looks [semi-adorable]???
2. moka - January 9, 2008 2:17 PM
moka rules
3. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 9, 2008 2:18 PM
so did she lose weight or get more surgery for her stomach?
4. danielle - January 9, 2008 2:18 PM
wow. some people on here can't spell worth a damn.
5. jrz - January 9, 2008 2:19 PM
"Ilike to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire — that to me is the best night"
QUIT. LYIN'.
6. p0nk - January 9, 2008 2:19 PM
"long neck" crikeys...now i know who she reminds me of, Geoffrey the ToysRUS giraffe!
7. Auntie Kryst - January 9, 2008 2:23 PM
The only lie she is telling anyone is that she actually has an upcoming movie. Who does she think she's fooling? I will say this much in her defense, I bet she would make a fun drinking buddy. Tara, let's do some car bombs, call me.
8. Bigheadmike - January 9, 2008 2:27 PM
Again, I would love to party with her sometime.
I bet she is a blast.
9. FRIST!!! - January 9, 2008 2:29 PM
What I wanna know is why she parties in a different foreign country every single night?
Did we kick her out or something???
10. sicasso - January 9, 2008 2:30 PM
someone please remind me what this anorexic booze whore did to become a member of the celebutard race?
and how long before she stars in an amateur sex tape that finds her reveling in some filthy a2m with a meth junkie from Queens?
11. RichPort - January 9, 2008 2:30 PM
"Straight To DVD" should be the title of her next movie.
12. Shallow Val - January 9, 2008 2:31 PM
No not a booze-hound....Just a dog/bitch/perra/curr/mongrel.
"I like to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire"
Translation:
"I like to let my ugly tits hang out in front of some guy friends, eat thier corn hold and frumunda cheese with jello shots, and sit next to the fire so I can dump the ashes from my crack/meth pipe into the open flames."
13. The Office Whore - January 9, 2008 2:31 PM
CAR BOMBS!!!! I'm in!
14. MindRiot - January 9, 2008 2:38 PM
Why didnt they ask her about selling herself out to parties?
What a piece of trash. It's been downhill ever since she shacked up with those Nihilists in Lebowski.
15. deaconjones - January 9, 2008 2:39 PM
Funny. I no longer wish to fuck her while she's passed out. I have found a new love. Want to know what it is?
ROAD KILL!!!!!! love me some dead deer ass. hells yeeeaaah!
16. MindRiot - January 9, 2008 2:40 PM
Her tits and penis would fall off, Biff - be careful dude!
17. Biff Henderson - January 9, 2008 2:41 PM
I'd wack the bejeesus out of that!
18. Cindy - January 9, 2008 2:42 PM
I can believe the anorexia-alcoholism combo. Awhile back somebody - I think it was p0nk - said that gobbling semen makes you thirsty but not hungry.
19. CarneyFreak - January 9, 2008 2:43 PM
1. she has the right amount of neck.
2. my mouth wants to circumnavigate that waiste-let*
*hyphenated for moron readers.
20. commish - January 9, 2008 2:44 PM
Hey, Superfish guy? You misspelled the name of the film she just finished.
The working title, "Yikers!: 2 Girls 1 Cup Redux".
21. Ted from LA - January 9, 2008 2:45 PM
Sing along with Tara: Chin nuts roasting by an open fire, Jack Off, nipping at your nose...
22. Jrz - January 9, 2008 2:48 PM
She's like a chick version of The Hoff.
23. joeypants - January 9, 2008 2:55 PM
Is it just me, or does she have a HUGE hand in the first pic. I mean, like MAN-HAND huge. Creepy...
24. kirsten - January 9, 2008 2:56 PM
She should have skipped the lipo and opted for butt implants to match those circus tits. Look at pic #4...I mean her equilibrium has to be way off with that pancake ass trying to balance out those implants. That explaines those previous pics of her falling on her face.
25. Imagination - January 9, 2008 2:57 PM
joeypants beat met to the punch. Those monstrous hands will be the subject of her next horror film.
26. Panty-Spotter - January 9, 2008 2:58 PM
Anyone else notice the barely visible panties? Is it wrong that I love her now if only for the slutty panties?? Slutty panties could heal the world.
27. Pete - January 9, 2008 3:00 PM
It'd be weird to be going down on her and come across a cocktail olive.
28. Bubbles - January 9, 2008 3:01 PM
Pete
That's just gross...
29. Tara - January 9, 2008 3:02 PM
"I don’t like going out every single night. I like to hang with friends and drink and sit on at least a dozen random penises — that to me is the best night."
30. Bubbles - January 9, 2008 3:03 PM
Say FISH....did you hear about Amy Winehouse going Blonde....
31. onyx - January 9, 2008 3:09 PM
I didn't realize Tara was so clean-living. She should be Britney's sponsor. They could hang out together and eat and sit next to a fire and see who has the looser and more beat-up pussy.
32. Mal Reynolds - January 9, 2008 3:13 PM
"If I puke on Michael Stipe's arm, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. "
33. boy in pretty panties - January 9, 2008 3:14 PM
#26,
You dipshit, that is a chain of some sort, not her panties.
I think you wouldn't know slutty panties if they bit you one the nose. Go back to jacking off with your mother's granny panties.
34. matt - January 9, 2008 3:15 PM
Is Tara Reid going through some kind of satanic punishment?
It's awful having to see one train wreck of a photo after another. She doesn't just not look good anymore, she is consistently repulsive. I think she must have sold her soul to the devil to get her part in American Pie. There's a movie waiting to happen.
35. Aegnian - January 9, 2008 3:15 PM
Check out the lucky guy in the pictures. Tonight, when they get home, he gets to lick the scar tissue around her mangled boob job, run his hand over her stomach marbles, reach around in a desperate and ultimately failed attempt to find an ass, all the while tongue kissing until she suddenly burb-vomits. And that's just the foreplay.
36. Mal Reynolds - January 9, 2008 3:23 PM
I'm done. This is my final post.
I will never be able to write something as good as #35. I am so depressed.
37. PunkA - January 9, 2008 3:31 PM
Yeah, she is a long neck all right. Just like a beer. Except she is full of c-u-m. It is part of her new marketing campaign "The C-u-m Guzzler", now in a long neck container.
38. darkman629 - January 9, 2008 3:32 PM
In Santa Claus school when they teach them the right way to say, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" they look at a photo of Tara Reid.
39. Bubbles - January 9, 2008 3:35 PM
35 - Brilliant, just fucking phenomenal. You get post of the day in my op.
40. p0nk - January 9, 2008 3:46 PM
cindy (#18), who the fuck are you? i only told you that story so you'd swallow, bitch.
41. RichPort - January 9, 2008 4:00 PM
#40 - The chokefuck would ensure she couldn't spit.
42. cindy - January 9, 2008 4:02 PM
Oh, poor p0nk: if you had gotten a blowjob from me, you would remember my name.
43. Roflcer of the Lawl - January 9, 2008 4:03 PM
Video of Tara puking on that dude is on my youtube if you wanna see it.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Inuyashian
44. DVD - January 9, 2008 4:03 PM
After liposuction shes now on diet.
45. p0nk - January 9, 2008 4:04 PM
you're right rich, apparently i should have applied that method. Cindy, i've used so many of you gagsluts.com girls i can't keep you all straight. my bad.
46. unohoo - January 9, 2008 4:06 PM
Ahh, just like the old days...p0nk and Rick, sidling up next to each other for some cyber cocktalk...good times, good times. One word, fellas: Massachusetts.
47. p0nk - January 9, 2008 4:06 PM
#46 leave the BeeGees out of this. what?
48. burgernoodle - January 9, 2008 4:24 PM
why is tara reed even making the news.
49. lexy - January 9, 2008 5:05 PM
actually i used to watch her show when she visited all the party destinations around the world and even though she did have a lotta adult-themed fun, she seemed really cool & down-to-earth. for real, people hate on her for no reason.
50. Dr. Nappy - January 9, 2008 5:11 PM
Wow... she actually looks sexy.
51. pilatunes - January 9, 2008 5:32 PM
Is that a clear plastic thong? mmmmmmmmmmm, er, on someone else anyway.
52. redsonja1313 - January 9, 2008 5:56 PM
SODA JUST SPEWED FROM MY NOSE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD....
YAH SURE TARA KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRITNEY, WINO AND YOU MUST LOVE THAT LUXURY SUITE ON THE RIVER BELLE DENIAL
53. someone - January 9, 2008 5:59 PM
"I don’t like going out every single night. I like to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire — that to me is the best night."
Anyone else read this the first time and thought she said she likes to 'eat and shit next to a fire'?
54. ubee0173 - January 9, 2008 6:16 PM
sooo... is she becoming amy winehouse, or is amy winehouse becoming tara reed... its morphin' time!
55. ack - January 9, 2008 6:40 PM
dammit, someone already pointed out the man-hands.
56. 10pound - January 9, 2008 7:39 PM
SHIT IN THE MOUF!
57. bangthegenius - January 9, 2008 7:50 PM
#22 and #35, you both dominate. i am humbled.
58. lastngelman - January 9, 2008 7:51 PM
I'd hit that.
59. Ript1&0 - January 9, 2008 7:52 PM
God Tara.. just be glad anyone still gives a crap at all.
And the neck has built up a good solid foundation of muscle from giving head, hasn't it? Good job.
60. lastangelman - January 9, 2008 8:37 PM
Full of shit and cat pee, but who cares? I still haven't seen any of her movies. Is it worth it?
61. jo smo - January 9, 2008 9:16 PM
She looks damn good ... cept I've looked at that titty and I'm afraid
62. jason - January 9, 2008 9:46 PM
Ahh, just like the old days...p0nk and Rick, sidling up next to each other for some cyber cocktalk...good times, good times. One word, fellas: Massachusetts.
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63. Doc - January 10, 2008 12:29 AM
Definitely doable... is that wrong?
64. Elk - January 10, 2008 1:32 AM
It’s not the anorexia or alcoholism that bugs me about her, it’s all the poorly done plastic surgery. Not that it would stop me from going drinking with her.:)
65. Tashina - January 10, 2008 1:35 AM
And she used to be cute too. So sad.
66. cookie monsta - January 10, 2008 7:03 AM
You are so a fillthy rexy drunken slut Tara!!!! At least the boys still wanna screw ya, not so much with the std's like your compatriots......
67. pinkdate - January 10, 2008 10:18 AM
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From what I can see, that is a beautiful dress she is wearing…she definitely got sewn into it. And you gals can enjoy more on http://www.PinkMingle.com. LOl find what u r looking 4 here..
68. Ammie - January 10, 2008 10:36 AM
I'm all about "to each their own", yada, yada........Do what you do........If you're a lush-be a lush-why lie & deny?
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70. lily - January 10, 2008 1:08 PM
who wears belly chains anymore?
71. George Best - January 10, 2008 1:48 PM
35..best post ever.
72. Lush Spice - January 10, 2008 3:53 PM
I can't believe no one has mentioned that godforsaken hat! And how the hell does she sit without any ass cheeks. I guess her spine must really be hurting.
73. beauty - January 11, 2008 4:26 AM
Tara looks so beautiful. Her profile was found on millionaire dating aite WealthyRomance.com last week. It seems she is seeking true love on that site now.
74. Arguman - January 13, 2008 4:17 AM
she should take up sitting in that fire instead