Jan 8 2008Tara Reid is an adorable sloppy drunk

What a tired retread she is.

If he was a man he would vomit right back on her. Wait, maybe he did. With her face, how can anyone tell if it has vomit on it or not.

What an asshole. Why didn't he take all her cloths off and leave her in the gutter?

I want what she's having

Hmm...that guy looks vaguely familiar. I bet he was softly singing to her..

When your day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries n everybody hurts sometimes

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
If you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on

'Cause everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
When you think you've had too much of this life so hang on

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody hurts. You are not alone

Well at least Dr. Green knows where the ER is. But apparently not where a good shoe store is.

Hey veggi!!

Figured I would get a jump on the moron.......

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that is so hot...!!!!

Charming.

Did she pee?

Damn! I can't believe she brazenly displays her anus like that in public! Oh wait, that's her face.

Wrong girl for this particular fantasy. With Tara, it's hard to think of any bestial act that would she would balk at while fully conscious. It'd be much better if the girl in the pictures was Miley Cyrus.

That's a veggi troll..

hahahah #5, I thought the same thing.

Can't be Moby, he'd be crushed by the weight of an infant leaning on him.

#5 and #6, you are both wrong. That's Moby.

hahahah #5, I thought the same thing.

@14 How do you know??

#5, so Jason Statham sings REM covers now?

someone got a butterfinger.. then his finger proceeded to melt off.

jeez, is this chick always hammered?

She looks like Otis Campbell without the charm.

that is Calum Best, Lindsay Lohan's old fling.. look him up, you'll see it's the same guy.

Nothing changes, nothing changes. Nice to see some consistency. He looks like Michael Stipe.

John Malkovich is a classy guy!

5- veggi - I think that is Dwight Shrutes song.

17 - That's not Moby. Beeee-liiieeeve me. I know exactly what Moby looks like and that ain't him.

I bet she was drunk during SKYBAR

LayDee- LOVE dwight!!! Did you know he was almost cast as the one of the brothers on Arrested Development.... that would have been so sad not to have had him as Dwight.....

we are all looking for more head but this guy is really more than bragging

Are those grey t-shirts the prizes she won in the shot drinking contest? I like her in pic #4, she's got that eye of the tiger look. She must have spotted another pub.

Reminds me of the Woody Allen movie where he goes, "Lean on me, baby, lean on me," and then stumbles and the girl falls down.

I mean gray, Tara's not the only one drunk.

Tara's coat was made from an endangered species. You know the kind of coat you can get at http:\\www.endangeredspecie-wardrobe.com. I was paid $9 an hour to post this bitches.

All she needs is a baby!

I'm just one of many trolls. I troll Jimbo, Veggi, and many of you other fucking losers.

Great, so if she releases a sex tape it'll be one of those suck-puke-suck blowjob deals. I thought porn had gotten sick with all the ATM, but the current "pukejob" fad is revolting. I have to look away or I won't be able to stay hard and time my...outburst...for when the guy pulls out of her mouth and makes sure the first big spurt is a direct eye-stinger.

@37 That must make you an even bigger loser. Your life is so pathetic that you have to troll us..

Are we sure she's drunk, and not just a little sick from all that fine London cuisine?

I bet you this guy ended up fucking her....way to go!

At least he didnt have to put up with her annoying cackling while she was passed out with her legs spread

Why do paparazzi still follow her around? Does this F-list has-been still sell magazines?

He really does look like Moby......
And she really should share what she is having.
Sharing is Caring.......

I don't get it...how can out-of-work sleazebags like TR and LL afford to jet set around the world and get sloppy drunk in every 'disco' in Europe? Shit...I'm gainfully employed and have to wait for 40-cent wing and half-price pitcher night before I can afford to go out. Crap.

Imagine what her belly looks like when she's heaving.

41- You are one sick fuck. Everytime you post, it has to do with degrading women. I suppose it must be a deep rooted pain from when your mother acted in such ways. Baby deaconjones, home from school, and theres mommy, lying passed out naked while 10 guys take turns doing her. I hope somehow, someday, when she kicks the crack habbit, she will ask you for her forgiveness by giving her a nice dick to suck.

ps: try and leave the roadkill alone. Even though you don't have to put up with it's annoying groans, it's still sick.

I bet her cunt smells like retard sweat

Actually Tim, that was last night. And it was your mom in her ass. Sorry I wiped my dick on your pillow case. I can understand why you are mad at me.

I hear she's up for the Britney role in the Lifetime Series.

I bet that mink or whatever the hell she's wearing had more fun being skinned alive than being draped around Tara Reid's skanky shoulders.

Makes sense, seeing as my mom has been dead for 15 years. You love that corpse sex, huh.

Speaking for all of us black men let me make one thing perfectly clear.
I JIMBO AM AN IDIOT

Leave my baby alone! Just cause I couldn't afford formula and replaced it with random men's sperm doesn't mean that my baby doesn't have a heart or two.

Works for me. I guess it was smeg and rotted flesh I wiped on your pillow then. Either way, I hope you had a good might sleep.

Give me a break! All anonymous commenters are hot, I guess, at least until they log off. The truth is, even in this state she's hotter than any of the female commenters, and he's more buff than any of the male commenters. Read the comments in any thread on this site and you realize that the asspimple count is very very high.

I think it's funny how deaconjones thinks that enlarged clit is a penis. dude. get outta here. go flick your nasty dirty dead fuckin pinky penis somewhere else.

When my sister was 7, I slipped into her bed and masturbated onto her face. I think about that every day.

For the record. I am black, I am proud, I fucked Tim's 15 years dead Mom in the ass and I wiped my dick on Tim's pillow case. That about covers the meaning of life yes?

#28 - I know it isn't Moby. Just like I know it isn't Stipe, Statham, Edwards, or any of the other poor bald headed bean poles running around this world.

Somebody POP me!

@52 HAHAHAHA you so funny you stupid fucking troll!! Get a life you fucking asshole..

Then mommy sucked my cock while daddy licked my asshole, before he fucked my faggot ass.

aaaaaaaaaahahahaha!! This shit is cracking me up!! (63, 62, 56, 57, 58)!!! Soooooooooo much more entertaining than tara! hahahaha!!!!

Somebody FUCK me!

deaconjones, you are sick! man get some help!

well, my numbers are wrong, cause I just FUCKED suzanne out of her 63 spot.

Mommy spanks me after I fuck her, because she hates premature ejaculations.

@64 No problem Suzanne. Happy to do it..

What the CRAP?????

She also hates it when I sneak in her room at night and stick her toes in my butt, but I can't help it. Those funny bumps around it are itchy.

I'd plow that.

If i was that guy i would take her back to my house and have some sex with her.. it would be the best sex ever with tara..

The guy is clearly MICHAEL STIPE from REM......

What, did she have a nip of Bailey's? I've seen Hilton dogs bigger than that girl.

that's not drunk Tara - she's doing the "potty dance"

Sorry, everyone--even plowed and (perhaps) regurgitating, TR is still gorgeous. I only hope the creature on the right is someone she bumped into on the street and not her company for the evening. Tara, I'm yours.

The years pass-by and drunk, after drunk, painting your guts all over the street, the next day's hungover burning-shits. Then you turn twenty-three, and you wisen up a bit, and stop drinking to your limit, every single time.

Unless you're an alcoholic. And Tara, she's an alcoholic. She's what, almost thirty-three? The crazy train will never stop!

See that bald headed wax-face propping Reid up? He's not Tara's friend; he's just some fucking guy -- Walking the crippled 'star' to her hotel room, seeing her to the bed, letting her pass-out, then fucking that shit. Fuck her, and leave her pussy all bruised. Yay!

@46 Whoa whoa whoa!

Alright, Ill admit it, i posted 41, but the rest were not me, even though most of them were hilarious, I step away for 2 hours and this shit happens.

Stuff it Tim, move to the bible belt and start jerking off choir boys if you're gonna start preaching, especially on this website

From other pictures I've seen of her she also looks annorexic, so maybe drinking this much is her way of being bulimic without all the trouble of getting her fingers dirty by stuffing them down her throat.

It's people like this that give stumbling drunks a bad name.

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she looks better that Brit....

wooo, she looks like a sleeping baby, and she is a beaut... gals , who can win her heart..? LOL

There simply aren't much other think she's able of than getting DRUNK!!

How did that guy get his feet at that fucked up angle? Syphilis?

I would love to go drinking with her some day.

She is also smoking hot. I am so in love with her. BTW, did you ever postedyour profile to a celebrity and millioniare dating site called"wealthybeauty.com"? I just saw your profile yesterday on that site.

her uggs are brighter than her waist and her head looks like a wc brush

One word: Irrelevant Fucking Bitch.

Fuck you, I can't count...

Hey vicky:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

82 - you are on drugs, brother. Britney, disgusting pig that she is, is FAR better looking than this gross representation of a human being.

lmao i thought the same thing as 11

it looks like she's standing in a puddle of urine

Oh I hate all of you teen bitches - NO ONE's ever been drunk and puking in public before Tara Reid - she's the first - how shocking!

She's 33, single, and even though she likely doesn't work as much as she'd like to - she's till richer and more famous than any single one of you.

She got piss drunk in some cool bar/club in London...what did you pack of losers do...troll the web and magazines and call people more fab than you FAT.

Hmm? How about you all go screw!!