Paris Hilton sports a shiner

Really? I don't really see it... but eh she deserves one anyway.

ya i dont see it either

CLEARLY!

That's not a shiner. Those are called dark circles.

corner of the eye, not below it. clearly she got poked by a random hard dick when she turned around too fast. just one of the risks of her chosen profession.

It is so faint it is hard to see. I'm with ping though, it was a dick to the eye.

i think you got this one wrong 'Fish.
the last time she was all bruised up thanks to that Backstreet Man, she showed 'em off to everyone.

She's also wearing a seamen stained pirate outfit and a KKK hat on that picture. What? You can't see it? You're dumb as fuck!

Yeah in the corner of the right eye, you can see the discoloration under the makeup and some puffiness. It is either a shiner or the beginning of a stye, which is herpes of the eye.

i don't see it too well

I wish my widdle penis could make a mark like that. But, alas, it's just a wee little feller.

She probably got it during one of her drunken parties. Every other picture you see her with a drink in her hand.

Maybe she fell and hit a coffee table with her face.

Or maybe she just needed a fresh one!

I feel funny where me weeee widdle wanker is. Look mom! I cans poot my special pants finger in the key hole!

My god she's................facially...............deformed.
Imagine her nose and Owen Wilson's nose making baby noses? UGH! Jesus. And throw in a Nicole Kidman forehead and Cameron Diaz's mouth and Holy Shit.....I think I just created the missing link.

I think it's a self inflicted bruise as a sign of solidarity. Her pain is Rwanda's pain.

Me! Me! Me! Please! Me Next! Me Next! I'll be your best friend! Me Next!

I would love to give one of her polyps a shiner.

@20 Are sex blow up doll that ugly??

Where have you been??

@16- That's what daddy said

@16- That's what daddy said

I smacked her in the face with my wanky.
She loved it.

Wow, so early in the year and yet we have a strong contender for Masochist of the Year here on the Fish........Andrea at #21, stand up and be recognized for your stupdity and hideous taste, dear, stand up so we all can see you and throw rocks at you.

God, she looks like a fucking sex blow up doll..

It was me, I beat the bitch down.

She's sooooooo beautiful!!! I feel sad for her if someone in her life hurt her. Must be a person who cannot appreciate true beauty.

Wow.....JRZ....how'd that happen? I was about to say #21 you're not serious, but before I could post something, the comments got like renumbered. What was that all about?

I think it is maybe an unfortunate choice of highlighter (yellow) and eyeliner (purple) but hey I much prefer too think she gave herself a black eye

Actually blow up dolls have rounder mouths. According to my friend.

The Fish is a strange place.

Cock smack right in the eye.

"rough? that's how your mom likes it, Trebek"

She/he's a beautiful blow up doll. One of the better ones out there. That is where I learned the secret about women. And you know what? The hole is just empty. Women have just empty holes there. the world is a very interesting place station.

I know what it is. Its brusing from Botox or wrinkle filler. Yep, even the 20 year olds are pumping up. Look at her lips. Looks like SOMEONE's been playing dr.

Naw, don't see a black eye. No makeup can cover a black eye that well. She looks tired ! Only tired !

When this bitch ends up dead I am going to wind up a suspect, I just know it. I have hoped for her death for so long. I have killed chickens in Satan's name. I drank rum in Jobu's name. I even went to a real life honest to goodness church and prayed to the christian god that she dies.

On the stand:

Prosecutor: Isn't it true you have wanted Paris dead for a long time.

Me: You damn right. (in my best Isaac Hayes voice)

That is so a BOTOX BRUISE!!

Wow, and she STILL went out. She probably got into some cholas face and got bitch slapped for her troubles. Bueno, uno busca lo que encuentra, n'est pas?

I think it's just a bad choice in make-up. A sty is not herpes. It's just a blocked gland, use your google skills. She just looks out of it.

i can't see anything past the way her eyes....eh....flounder.

like the fish.

The writer of this "article" is clearly REACHING for ANY NEWS to report. . . this type of ridiculous journalism makes me want to stop reading anything at thesuperficial.com. I mean, even if it is true, you have NO CLEAR evidence to back any of it up yet. GIVE US A BREAK!

Jewel may be right.

If it's from getting hit, the only person who could do that is the fag in the story below.

When I smack my bitches I come with my pimp hand strong. I'd cave in half her empty head with a shot to the temple. I'd give Paris the "what for" and make her call me Ike.

#14 -- Imagine her nose and Owen Wilson's nose making baby noses?

You'd have to imagine her biological nose, not this thing she has now.

And Owen is much too cool to be in any way associated with Paris, despite the fact that his nose looks like a penis.

she probably walked into one of those sliding doors. or maybe it was Kfed she was with him during the new year, who knows for sure, i bet she doesnt even remember.

she probably walked into one of those sliding doors. or maybe it was Kfed she was with him during the new year, who knows for sure, i bet she doesnt even remember.

she probably walked into on of those sliding doors. or maybe it was Kfed she was with him during the new year, who knows for sure, i bet she doesnt even remember.

Her nose wasn't all that bad, so why did she go to a doctor and tell them to turn her nose into a substitute penis? Whats that? Oh, my roomate says it's so she never has to be with out. You know those spoiled celebs, can't be without a luxury for more than a minute. Now thats a whore for ya. She will soon be going to sex addicts anonomous but until then i can laugh at her penis nose. And I'm sure thats a shiner. That bitch is so stupid and annoying, just look at who she hangs out with, Brandon Davis. It doesn't get any lamer than that fat dork. I actually skied with his family in Aspen in the mid 80's. My dad was a private chef of theres. Marvin Davis was a wonderful man, as his wife and family but Brandon was there curse and now he's dis-owned and leaching off Paris. What a match made in heaven, But Brandon gets mad when his hoe paris bangs other guys besides him. WHat contaminated crap they are.

It's not a shiner. She's obviously gotten plastic surgery and she's still bruised.

I just got back from lunch, how come all the comments got rearranged? Ok, no more magic mushrooms for lunch...

OK, I don't want to say it again. That is HER nose. It hasn't changed. I mean, who would purposely have their nose turned into a beak when the have all the money in the world to hire the BEST surgeons? The beak is the same as it was in her brunette, 16-year-old pictures.

Oh, and considering how narcissistic she is, I can see her NOT having surgery just to prove that she doesn't have to be "pretty" to be popular since she has money. You just have to be anorixic, snotty and wear super-expensive clothes (I'm assuming that's how she thinks). Nicky has the same beak.

Probably wasn't a dick slapping. It was a jizz shot from her new film soon to hit the internet.

She is sporting false eyelashes on one eye but not the other? Who is she trying to be? The dude from "A Clockwork Orange?"

She is sporting false eyelashes on one eye but not the other? Who is she trying to be? The dude from "A Clockwork Orange?"

The secret slapper's identity belongs to one of her grandparents, who did it after slapping her idiot parents for raising such a trollop in this day and age. It all goes back to one of the last hilton entries where her "inheritance got a lot smaller".

It's kind of like being on an airplane with a screaming kid, and the father loses it and starts disciplining - and everyone on board is grateful. That's how I feel right now. My left hand tingles, I can feel it!

I'm going to go celebrate with a cup of coffee.

She is sporting false eyelashes on one eye but not the other? Who is she trying to be? The dude from "A Clockwork Orange?"

Look, you people can just, go and get fucked.

Sometimes a cock can be so hard that, after being freed from it's trouser-pen, the dick spring-boards out, bruising whatever area surrounds it's intended orifice. No big deal.

Get real. You fucking speculators. You goddamn lowlifes. You miserable excuses for protoplasmic waste.

My fist is sooo envious of the guy who got to pop this bitch in the eye!!

And relax ladies, it is not misogyny. Paris is just one of those women in desperate need of a back hand.

Considering that its normally a pussy punch, this is change for the better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgWRnaeviNI
right in the baby-maker

She probably ran into the pole she was humping (I mean dancing) on!

I see what you're talking about but...I think that's poorly applied eye shadow.

Not what I would call black , but there's an apparent brown bruise at the side corner of her eye. In any case, WGAS.

so? shit happens doesn't mean she got into a fight and she looks hot.

I don't see any black eye or anything even close to one. While I'm no fan--in fact, I'm more of a Paris Hater...I think she looks pretty good here {however she achieved it...nothing against "procedures" though she is too young!}.

What's wrong with me???
Jeez
I actually think she looks good
:S
Damn

That's called blush on her cheeks and there is nothing wrong with her eye.. she's just ugly.

She looks a bit shaky,not in her usual doing.Maybe her grandfather got a mean pimphand?

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weirdly enough, i think she looks kinda pretty here. i'm disturbed by this...

Be afraid, be very afraid..... she looks pretty good without all the yucky eyeshadow.
You can see that she has actual eyeballs and not just a pair of cavernous flaming passages to hell.

but it looks as if she had maken up, and hr face looked truthless ...but still I like her ..

the midnight rambler says:

perhaps a member of her family was a pelican .....

Botox bruise.

i cant see it but I must add that she might be an approvement if she had a shinner or two. Just a very DAFFY girl.

She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club "weautybeauty.com" She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

Sorry. This must be a REALLY slow news day for you to post this. As for the other posters who claim to see "the shiner," take the paranoia down a notch and stop watching all those psychic forensic shows. Your kids will thank you.

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I'd hit that!

Holy shit thats a nose job she got done! Google her before pics and compare the noses. She tried to be suttle but the tip and new up curved nose is a give away. I knew something looked different about her.

Maybe .. Eye Shadow??

This is not Paris Hilton.

Paris is absolutely disgusting. Look at what her Grandfather has done...he has left the majority of his fortune to charities. Why...cause she is a spoiled little whore who is an embarrassment to her family. How pitiful for her to be scraping up seconds from Britney. I don't get it.....this girl has nothing to offer the world except her pathetic little drunk life. Yup, what an accomplishment

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maybe that fixes her wonk eyes

that looks more like a mug shot
trade in the fur coat for a orange prison scrubs
and you've got a straight up convict

Like to corner her and give her a smooch.

Like to corner her and give her a smooch.

god, she looks so beautiful in that photo. could she be any prettier? y'all are all crazy, she is such an icon.

Are you friggin serious!? That woman is the exact opposite of an icon. She's a freakin whore people. Open your eyes people!

Who would want to hit Paris? Hmm. Do you want your list in alphabetical or chronological order. If she really got hit, I can't say that woman really doesn't deserve it.

Peace out.

Those are the marks of a cosmetic surgeon, her skin looks freshly sloughed to me, still spotted here and there, but fresh, and I'm super critical but I see telltale injected lippage spots. GOOD WORK, but work nonetheless.