Jan 10 2008UPDATE: Pamela Anderson is pregnant

one of the few times I find blatant sexism funny...lol

push my buttons, Fish, push my buttons and one day....

She's hot. It says on the net that many of her sexy and hot photos can be find at the bisexual club bimingle.commm. Well, that is right place for her to show her hot style.

Time to clean out the freezer and make room for another placenta......

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she is a nice babe, and she wil be the most happy mum...LOL

I bet she's wearing some pretty panties. God, how I'd love to have a used pair of her panties, I bet they smell wonderful.

Im sure she is not preggers, but wanting attention. She is as sick as Brit-Brit!

Dear god you mean people still want to have sex with that.

How desperate do you need to be to want to put your crank into Pam Anderson? I would look at her aging vagina and think: " I don't have to be first, but I don't want to be the 101st either."

WU,
No way man, I'd love to be the 101st on the same night. I love sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, etc........Love licking out the cream-pie.

While I think Pam Cansderson would be an excellent fuck, I wouldn't be stoopit enough to make a deposit in the Aging Blonde Bank. Besides, we all know you can't get pregnant orally.

Oh yeah, Kid Rock shoots blanks.

Why would she need support from him? She's had a much more successful career than he has.

Bob, you are nasty. But funny. I wouldn't be apposed to getting a BJ from her, or giving it to her in the ass. Which I think I heard her say she enjoys it, when she was on Howard Stern once.

doesn't she have hepatitis?

Why? WHY?

WHY oh why is she wearing that ridiculous outfit?

a career? no. a joke? yes. what does she do now? she's a magician's assistant in vegas. she was in baywatch, some other shitty shows and playboy. i think she needs all the spousal support she can get because i don't think she's going to make it many more places on raw talent.

I wouldn't mind vomiting on her ridiculous tits. Just seeing pics of her tits brings me to the verge of throwing up. Seeing them in person would seal the deal.

Bubbles, I have to imagine that Pam got her outfit at greatglam.com.
Cute Clothes! Great Prices!

Bubbles....................., so she can show-off her big fake tits.

Ya, just what this world needs, is another kid for Pamela Anderson to screw up. HUGE therapy bills coming her way.

She's hot. her blog was found on 'interracial loves. com' a couple of days ago. She has a nice profile with hot pics there. Is she serious to date there?

*shakes head....walks away*

Sheesh! I hope the kid doesn't fall out!

Sheesh! I hope the kid doesn't fall out!

Sheesh! I hope the kid doesn't fall out!

I can't believe that I am back on here defending myself.

1. I really am a Ph.D. student. Where is none of your business.
2. Ture, belonging to mensa is not much of an accomplishment. but it also means that, as mensa membership is limited to individuals who are smarter than 98% of the population, that means that I am very likely smarter than you are.
3. I am a woman, you jackass. Way to perpetuate gender stereotypes.

Gotta go teach class now, kiddies. Ta Ta

She requested "spousal support"?

Why? Did she actually do anything while married that warrented it?

Were they even married long enough to qualify for any thing?

She is a joke.

Which is sad becasue I thought she was a beautiful women (except for the tits) and she seemed to have a sense of humour which showed a little bit of intelligence (unlike Anna Nicole for instance) and she really could have had a decent life had she wanted it.

Big boobs got her attention. Got her married to one low life after another. Got her access to the Playboy mansion. Got her party party party.

Got her nothing.

What a waste.

There is no way D. Richards is a woman. Is there? No.... I....can't....what? NO! My universe is completely crushed..

GET OUTA HERE!!
That means her TITS are gonna be BIGGER?
I think this wil be "DANGEROUS"!!

Hi TT, guess who?

Did you see her profile with hot pics? I saw it on 'www.interracial loves. com' several days ago. She's sincere, sexy and hot there.

26 - Please, do us all a personal favor....F.O.A.D. you pretentious skag. Now I gotta go and register for Spring Semester, sodeahr!

I'm the daddy

26- I hope you don't have surgical errors as much as you have spelling errors.

BTW, to the PhD, a little FISH etiquette....

You NEVER, EVER defend yourself here. Evah! You go with it and a plague on anyone's house who doesn't agree with you.

Fuck, what's wrong with these people? Pamela Anderson is forty fucking years old, yet she doesn't understand that, when a man ejaculates in to a woman's vagina ('pussy', for the laymen; 'cunt' for the hipsters), repeatedly, there's a chance that a zygote may be created, resulting in nine months of pregnancy, and years upon years of torment? What a fool.

I gotta hand-it to Rick Solidwastemon, he knows what he's doing. Fucking all these celebrities, it's a fantastic way to keep up your profile. What an artist.

Hey Graceone8:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

In case you don’t know…..women’s small hands fit a toilet brush perfectly.

#29 - Don't worry, she doesn't have enough real tit to get any bigger. Her pregnancy won't make those 50 gallon water baloons get any bigger.

Hey pervert, for once say something intelligent other than how to torture/murder children and babies. Wow Mensa must really be lowering their standards to accept pretentious degenerates, such as yourself. Well the once flourishing biological multiplicity has been diminished gravely resulting in an inevitable monoculture of tanned dullards - semicloned proletarian automatons laboriously executing the will of the genetically enhanced quasianthropoid transhumans (plastic surgery, dentures, stem cells, etc. being the mere vanguard of the transformation).
And so thusly, miscreance displaces intellectuallsim and morality as the new creed of the inbred masses of incognizant laborers remaining to toil and oil the cyborgs preceding their evolution, resuslting in the extinction of "common man".
Presenting the Dr. Richards, village (trailer park) idiot, savant of vulgarity, coprophagic epicurean, maestro of verbal sadism, the only known man who currently injects artificial semen into it's scrotum so that she may perpetually masturbate and ejaculate lifeless fluids from her deformed gentitals. Fantasizing the Armegeddon ending the natural union of man and woman and romance, something this pitiful creature has never and could never know.

It's sad that they are going through the divorce. On the upside both Rick and Pam strike me a two empathetic and caring people. Neither are selfish nor self-centered, so the child will have a good home with parents (albeit separated) dedicated to mutually raising the child...

Ahh who the fuck am I kidding. That poor bastard. I hope that baby is kidnapped at birth for it's own sake. Maybe the Chinese can start adopting our babies?

I don't have a clue.......Bubbles??????

"Salomon has told friends he believes she is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back onto his penis."

#26? Okay-Okay-Okay! You are smarter than I am, I aquiesce. I'm scum; and I know it.

Yet, a couple of things: you misspelled the word 'true', using instead the word 'ture'. Now, since you're so goddamn intelligent (admittedly), I took the time to look the word 'ture' up; 'cause I didn't want to be caught with my pants down; guess what (?), 'ture', it's not a word. Odd.

Also, 'Where is none of your business'? Where is none of your business; I'm not sure where none of my business went (?). Are you sure you're mensa?

Whatever. Please tell me you're not an english 'teacher'! Please.

Lastly, I called you a man to get under your skin, and, ya' know what, it worked!

You don't need child support payments for a coat hanger.

Wow, twins!

#40? You typed that gigantic paragraph for nothing, pal. If you weren't such a moron you would have read the other entries. There are other entries besides mine. Did you know that? Do you know where you are?

I 'parenthetically' used 'mensa' in jest, asshole.

I was joking my new friend, 'Ms. Mensa'; she's this teacher slut that's pretending to be a member of 'mensa'. She may have low self-esteem or something. Whatever it is, I think she may be a fan of Dick, and is using her lies to try and impress his genitals.

#40. You're a cumstain..

With all the drugs and alcohol that she does daily, that pregnancy will be over in a few weeks when the fetus dribbles out as she's passed out on a couch. Child support should be picking up the cleaning fee.

#40, your sesquipedalian diatribe is, ultimately, empty of meaning.

I read more cogent prose each morning when I clean out my SPAM folder.

If I pissed you off the point is mine, eh?

Jesus Christ #40, paraphrase the dictionary much?

47 - Hey D....

How much you want to bet Ms. Mensa (funny, that's another word for the monthly discharge that oozes from her smart cooch, oh no, that's MENSES, sorry) is a short, fat, fugly, old, wart-having, kinky hair sporting, nose-picking, cellulite jiggling, wannabe professor whose students shoot spit balls at.

(Mensa, take the bait, PLEASE....I'm spoiling for a fight)

http://www.pamelaanderson.com/diary.aspx?entryId=450#450

In response to the pregnancy rumours?

WTF??? Why the hell does this bitch need spousal support. They barely been married 4 months and she's fucking rich. From her movies, tv shows and modeling.

as much as she sleeps around I would've thought she'd have gutted the babyworks to assure this sort of thing wouldn't happen. its enough with the Tommy Lee spawn, your work keeping the scum bag quota of the world up is done.

Val. Yeah. I bet menses is all of those things, but with a shaved pussy. Ugly girls love to keep that always-ready mound smooth. They never know when they might have to hike a leg, and fuck some stranger.

And, I think Mensa uses 'teaching' as a way to cleverly disguise her love of student sex. Some of 'em, boyee, hung! Fucking students is easy too because, if they don't comply, fail 'em.

You know the funniest part of smarty? She's begining to post entries on this daily.

56 - so on top of being a smarty pants, she is also masochistic.

So I pose the question to Mensa; tell me why it's called masochistic.....(tick-tock) and don't go to Wiki to find out, either, cheater....

When are these twins finally coming out?

Venus in Furs.................

Well I have passions beyond my genitals (heart for the vulgar). I have dim vision of what the future not only short term (die off) but for the long term AND I was insulting someone.
I am sorry I will stick to worrds like cunt, mother-fucker, bitch, shit, etc. I did not intend to challenge anyone to have to think.

I find it interesting that you cretins are more concerned about how I said what I did rather than the germane subject matter affecting our planet and specie. Oh well, go have cow for lunch. All is as it ever was to those for whom it will never be for it had not been and cannot.
All is well. Close your eyes and do not dream. Dream the little death that is your mind and fate.

#60! You're not Mensa. Nice try; and get-the fuck out of here with that shit. You typed a load of shit, but didn't say anything.

There's a time and place for everybody to become depressed (it's called our everyday existence), the Superficial isn't that place.

Insulting me? You couldn't insult me even if you could try harder. And I meant genitals. What is the gateway to heart? Testicles and ovaries.

'Germane'.. Right!

No. One. Cares.

sorry jack im the real dad of that kid.... oh yea i had a great time making that kid with pam........she is still tight after the guys she had....them guys must have small cocks.........lol

Houston we have a a problem......ABORT! ABORT!! ABORT!!

60

OK, now I know what's up. You're boring. Shut up and go back to sleep.

And D wrote it correctly; "You typed a load of shit, but didn't say anything."

And just for that I'm giving D complimentary cyber-head, just to show how much I care. (gulp!)

And, AND, she keeps coming back. I know who she is...she's KH Kelli/Anexio/REMY, etc. Notice how Anexio has disappeared. I got your number BITCH!

Yay!

And #65 swallowed! Damn.

I shouldn't have an erection, but I do.

#66 Val, I think it's Schack, actually.

68 - (Blushing) Why I DO declare....

That's why I'm called Bubbles (HA!)

Particularly D. Richards - you should become a old white hag rapstar with all that child-directed hatred! Noone yet has said anything other than "fuck you" "you said nothing" and "blah blah blah".
This is not the place for that type of shit? I will say anything I want anytime I want. Now go clean the shit stains out of your underwear. Wipe the drool off your mouths it looks savage (oh yeah the cro-magnon thing), try using your minds for something other than being concerned over what a singer or actor does.
Do I threaten you? Obviously that is why you are soooooo bothered. OH, and by the way.... this country is tanking I mean I know you don't care and don't want to think about it, but we are in reaaaaaaaaaaaaallll deeeeeep shit. Not for the 1 million rich families of course relax. Just the rest of us second world slobs. NO? I am full of shit? AHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we shall all see very soon. And guess what? Even though you hate me for saying this, there is absolutely NOTHING we can do about it. Too late.Not only is Mother Earth going to lash out in a worse manner than in all of recorded history (oops you guys don't read,sorry) resulting horrific destruction, but we are running out of fossil fuels and guess what else? Ready? You sure? Clean water as well. Oh I know SCIENCE (a moment of reverence - sorry I passed gas) will save it just has to! Don't think so? Poor ignorant little slobs.
Doom. Despair. Have a nice day!

71 - Are you STILL here? Jesus, leave already. Why are you still responding to us....we're all a bunch of assholes (self-proclaimed) and yet you still come and respond. STOP. You're playing yourself. No one here is going to give you any credibility, no one. Stop. No one is moved by your passion.

S U P E R F I C I A L - By the way Fish, I SO want to write for you.

Ummm yes I still am here! Why are you here? Oh to post _____________.
I am here fishing for morons...wait...wait....I got a bite! Man it has a big worn-out mouth! AHHH HAAAA it's YOU! You are all soooooooooo easy to bait for. Cheaper than mullet but a tad smellier! Ahhhhmm a gonna catch me some dumb fucks today by golly!
Bubbles, maybe you can write for The Superficial Nickelodean Site? You know, for all the children about ummm tweeners and stuff. That would be about it, darling (dry heaves bile on it's keyboard).
(It casts back in the sewer, just a fishin' for retards! )

73 nice try. You gots to get up really early to be me. The FISH people know who I am by my email address so, please drop off TROLL!

Baby yes the big boyz know you and love I am sure. Can you read dear? I posted that not as a troll, Did you see the paranthetic part? *sigh*, *fart*, *belch*, *masturbate*, *yawn*, (It stares stunned into the shadows, wishing it's life would run out)

75 so you're the Fish Huh. OK, so long. I thought you were funny and clever, but well, I guess I'm wrong. It was about time for me to stop bloggin anyway.

It was fun at some point, like 2 years ago. So, C-ya.

OH CRAP, I just got it!

Mensa is not a dumb blogger, it's you who've been calling us out on our disgusting talk and bad language. All this time I thought it was just another person (like myself) wasting office time. OMG, I understand now. You know what, I'm sorry. Now I know what's going on, I do sincerely apologize because honestly, who wants to sit around and read potty mouth crap all day anyway.

I'm still retiring. You know my email address. Ciao. I need to get a life.

Oh and one more thing FISH, we are not all completely wastes of life, sitting here blogging. Some of us actually are smart and go to school and I thought the reason this site was here was for bs blogging and catty talk. You duped me, FISH. You don't have to let this one go through, it's just a message for you.

Bubbles I am not the Fish! I was destined for no more greatness than a coat hanger in the 8th month of my mom's pregnency. This is why I have all the hideous scars on my chiseled handsome face.
(wow, amazing!)
I am not the author of this site, just some random malcontent dirt-bag, of ambiguous sexuality, I twist my hips trying terribly to shake my skinny to get attention from ANYone, even though I am not gay. God please don't leave because of me! I am only kidding!
I find it difficult that an ignorant piece of filth like myself could be taken seriously. Damn I am only kidding. I am sorry, Bubbles. (I suck)

79 stop messing with me man. (tears slowly falling down my face.)

Bwahhhhhhh.

79 stop messing with me man. (tears slowly falling down my face.)

Bwahhhhhhh.

" find it difficult that an ignorant piece of filth like myself could be taken seriously. " (I've said the same thing about myself).

Holy Crap, you really hurt my feelings and I'm surprised at my stupid reaction. I'm such a gullible dumbell.

79 - You know what? I like you.

Do not feel bad for feeling bad. It was my fault and I like you too. You have a good heart and probably are kind to others. I promise to only pick on D. R. from now on! :) Peace!

#71? I'm threatened by you? Hugh? I guess..

If by threatened you mean to say that I'm having a blast, making you look like a fool, then, yes, I'm threatened. However, if you literally mean I feel threatened; where are you getting this nonsense from? Who's information did you adopt from a book in order to form this opinion? Or any of your opinions? Ha!

Seriously. You're the one who attacked me, honey. Obviously there's something about Dick that you don't like, or understand - understand is a more poignant description; people are confused by that which isn't easily understood (Bizarre: as you put-it.).

Look, I know Ficial personally; we shared a prison cell in the interior of Russia for a few months. Boy can that guy suck a mean dick. The men just loved Ficial. Everyone referred to him as 'grunt' because that's what everyone that came in contact with his mouth ended up doing, grunting. His real name is Frerick.

Anyway, Ficial's a very meak person in real life an rarely makes eye-contact; except when performing fellatio.

*sigh* (it needs to pee but listlessly does not make it to the unzipping soiling itself - again - in the same filthy soggy pants. Listlessly, it opens it mouth to raspily breathe not even wanting the oxygen anymore)
*sigh* Eh? OH, you again? by threaten I meant you and the others' sense of complacency. The deluded self-assurance that nothing ever dynamically changes and necessities will always be there for you. Mommy will always have warm milk - then comes the emotional sterility of the bottle. Ahhh, progress! Technology will gobble up and chew and spit out comfort for us, until there is nothing left to chew.
Entropy. It's comin' to get us! BOO!
I do not know who Dick is and do not want to. I treat "Dick" as a polymorph as I feign for myself and nothing more. All but an act. NO?
*yawn* (The asshole tires of standing and stumbles, disinterested in bipedally motivating any further from the dying forest." Why did we climb down and then poison everything "? So muses the malcontent. )
Who cares? We can always go to Mars and build a thriving civilization or ruin there ... out of thin air.

The last ten entries have been the most confusing words I've had to navigate through since I've been coming to this site. I'm not sure who's a copycat, and who's direct. Try harder.

I'm here though. So! Come back, mensa. My flower! My rectum!

Right, #86..

The problem with people that think they're unbelievably intelligent, is that they use words as a way to try and confuse people. They're not necessarily smarter than other people, they're just try to confuse you. The smartest people use the least amount of words and make sense for everybody. Otherwise you come of pretentious.

How come you just can't come on out with a point, champ?

You could have cut that bullshit in half, easily, and spoke directly to me. Next time, okay?

umm howabout fuckyou?

39..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA! i WAS thinkng the exact same thing

it couldve been unsafe

It's not a baby just a rotten tampon

Part one
Hey D.!!! Did you leak through your undies? I know after all those illegitimate stillbirths and abortions and giant dildoes you must have ruptured your uterus? Don't get your depends in a twist (God the thought of you in panties is making me want to pull of my cock. Not even I - Noble Savage _ have the strength to uproot that mighty Oak!

The deep wellspring of my incredible imagination - boundless -penetrating worlds unseen by ordinary "dumbfucks" a.k.a. common folk such as D. Richards - is boundless and inspires mortals to emulation (not menstruation dear, that stopped happening for you decades ago), Bearing the blazing torch of tomorrow's tomorrows and realms unforseen to nonseers! Lo! I, Angel, spread my soaring wings - come! Ride on my back! I will carry - no footsteps needed in the sand for I fly above this withering world into New Realms!

Id lick her azzhole

#92? Yes! I ruptured the uterus that resides deep within my bowels. You don't have to pretend that I'm a woman -- You like fucking guys, big deal. I'm totally flattered, really, thank you.

And #93. I know you're not that Mensa bitch. How about you fuck-off, impersonator.

Where the fuck is Mensa? The bitch has been gone all day.

D. Richards,

I am sorry to inform you but "mensa" was not actually a human being. It was the mutant offspring of mail from my SPAM-folder and a Turing machine.

That explains the incoherence *and* the discomfort with our crude humor. Neither computers nor e-mail SPAM understand human slang...

d. richards is a fuckin moron. who gives a flying fuck if you are a phd student? obviously a first year phd because only first years think it means goddamn thing to be a phd student.

good luck finding a job with that dyke studies phd.

She looks so beautiful. She is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

I saw her profile on lesbian dating site named PinkMingle.com. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site! Does she really a Bisexual and want to date a gal online?

Poor D. Richards, the most hated he/she/it (I offer the ambiguous gender term - SHIT) shit on the site (other than me)! Dude(ess), I am not gay, sorry. I just like to F with you only because you hate children and I am (being a normal human being, well somewhat, well...) disgusted by your sadistic fantasies towards them. It is fun to anger you!
If anyone thinks anything written here is serious then I would suspect they would fall in the category of the obsequious sort that believe actors and performers are to be held in reverence. It wasn't so long ago that this caste was regarded as mere tricksters of a sort - jesters and minstrels - a silly essentially marginally unproductive group and poor. Ah! Now they are heralded as "stars"! Sex sells - pick them lovely, and make the masses drool! Whores all! (What does the average thespian earn, anyone?)
Do you get it? All here is for mere sport! Cunt/dick

Wait! #97! Ha-Ha! Beef (cock), you read the posts, came away with the notion that I'm a Phd, and are calling me a 'moron'? That's irony.

Show Dick where he proclaimed to be Phd! I bet ya' can't do it.

Seriously: Dick dropped out of school during the tenth grade to sell marijuana.

Boy o boy...now what kind of message are we sending to young girls...like Jamie Lynn? It is okay to get pregnant out of wedlock? What about Britney? It is okay to show off your nasty boobs?? OR how about, even when you are a "has been" it is okay for you to try to be sexy even when you aren't???

Boy o boy...now what kind of message are we sending to young girls...like Jamie Lynn? It is okay to get pregnant out of wedlock? What about Britney? It is okay to show off your nasty boobs?? OR how about, even when you are a "has been" it is okay for you to try to be sexy even when you aren't???

Well I actually used most of the weed up before I could cell it and I am mostly celf tawt! 'swi Im so smardt

I'd really love to fuck her massive tits and cums on her face..

She is sexy and hot. She used make a profile on bbwconnect.com. I have saw her picture here.

but she's so....old! how the hell is she having a baby!?!?! didn't this bitch go through menopause about ten years ago