Jan 18 2008Miley Cyrus thinks Britney Spears needs help

Miley Cyrus the 15-year-old star of Disney’s teeny-bopper juggernaut Hannah Montana thinks Britney Spears needs help. Miley told Extra last night that she understands how Britney is the way she is:

"I understand and the pressure is definitely hard, but I think just keeping your head on your shoulders is easier than it looks," she said. "I think if you know who you are, then I think you'll be fine for the rest of the way.”

The sad thing is that in ten years Miley Cyrus, a product of Disney just like Britney, will be arrested for selling her baby for two Mallomars and half a container of Cool-Whip. She could’ve had a normal childhood, but no, Billy Ray Cyrus had to have his solid-gold hunting cabin. Complete with fully functioning “Budweiser Mullet Volumizer Chair.” Got-damn, Billy Ray, was it worth the ding dang price of your kin? Wait, y’alls got a bowling alley next to the tree stand. Su-weet!

NOTE: These are pictures of Miley at last night’s premiere of Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert 3D. If I ever have a daughter, the only thing she’ll be doing in 3D is kicking every boy in the crotch that tries to talk to her. You know, just till she’s 40 or I finally die from all the sexy radiation I give off (i.e. whiskey-related liver failure).

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FIRST bitches

It's hard to compare the two, but right now I'd say the biggest difference between Miley and Britney is that I DON'T want to fuck Miley at age 15.

"Miley" nice fuckin name. What's their dog's name, "Karen"?

you don't talk good country, fish. I done know cause I'm fluent in redneck.

anyway, one of my coworkers said I look like her, and another coworker told me he thinks she looks like she got her face smacked with a frying pan.

so, I pretty much hate everything. But it can all be fixed with a cold beer (or 9)

I can't say a bad thing about this kid. The show is sweet, my daughter loves her music, and until I see her shaved twatiledge, I'm gonna assume she's allright.

Damn it, TS, you always get FIRST! One day I'll beat you...and beat you good (*wink*)!

Oh sweet nibblets, not Miley....I like her, she's funny.

I'd rape that fuckin smirk right off her fuckin redneck face.

riding on daddy's cotails.
and what's up with those lips, that face, and those poses.
she looks slow.

5- Lady. I'm with you...except I don't have any kids, and I'll be 40 next month.

But serriusly, folks, I do watch the show cuz she has some comic chops, this kid does. I also watch the Farly Odd-Parents....is that weird?

LOL LadyJane.

Same here. She seems to be a decent kid for that much success. My daughter adores her, I'm glad my daughter wasn't into entertainment when Britney was whoring out America.

At least she doesnt follow her dads hair style.....

That's not TS, he hates people who claim first. Hey, whore, she said "keeping your head on your shoulders is EASIER than it looks" who does she think she is???

@1 and 7-go kill yourself, losers.

Miley is cute and sweet and can sing better than Britney. Hope she stays that way.

When you think about it, #7 and #8 are pretty much saying the same thing.

Wow, this girl is not at all attractive.

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/01/Miley%20Cyrus%203D/gallery_main/gallery_main-0118_miley_cyrus_hm3d_01.jpg

Also, I just picture Britney Spears saying this exact same thing about some cracked out celebrity when SHE was on the Disney Network. Funny how the world works.

Hey Jimbo at #8

He said if keep makin' pedophile comments, they're gonna haul you back into the joint. Where your cellmate will rape that smirk off your face......oh, so THAT'S why you wanna go back. I get it.

Hey Jimbo at #8

He said if keep you makin' pedophile comments, they're gonna haul you back into the joint. Where your cellmate will rape that smirk off your face......oh, so THAT'S why you wanna go back. I get it.

Next Miley Cyrus news item: "Miley Is Pregnant!"
then "Boyfriend Wants To Do The Right Thing"
then "Test Confirms Father is 'Hanna Montana' Producer"

...just wait...

Um, why does she want to look like she's 26?? She's 15; enjoy it for fuck's sake because you'll be old and trying to look like you're 15 soon enough anyway!!!

Karma is a bitch Jimbo... a bitch named BUBBA

Interesting. This is almost exactly what they were saying about Britney Spears back in 1994. Now they say "I ALWAYS thought she was an ugly retarded hick!"

God, I'd love to fuck this girl, and I don't even care that she's 15 and I'm 44.

FRIST!! Yeah, that comment confused me, which isn't hard to do really...


Jimbos troll is retarded.


I'm thristy.

Guys, you've learned a painful lesson with Britney. It's time to apply what you've learned: don't wait. Fuck this girl now. It might already be too late.

Mullet spawn.......


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And I do think she's pretty and talented; but I don't think it's good idea for her to try to look like a Kardashian sister...

in pic # 1 & 3 she looks like she's a marykateandashley wannaba

bob, you forgot to add the extra o in your name.

What's with all the hype around her? Why do we have to care? None of these Disney kids, including Zac Effron, should be on "superficial." They're neither crazy nor talented enough. Except Brtiney, Kim, Paris, and Montag......... blah. Never mind.

Miley will be okay as long as she doesn't use virginity as a marketing ploy. A lot of Britney's problems started when too much attention was focused on what was or wasn't being done in her extremely low cut pants.

Marketing yourself as the answer to every dirty old man's fantasy ain't a good idea. Jessica Simpson would be better off is she hadn't made a big deal about her so-called purity.

A lot of young teenage girls say they want to be virgins when they marry. Virtually ALL of them won't be. It's hard to reconcile a preteen goody-two shoes image with the raging hormones of a hot girl/young woman.

Don't go there, Miley! Keep the details of your sweet niblets to yourself!

miley, dear cousin, and idol of my pre-teen daughter, i beg of you please do not go over to the dark side.

All these comments about Britney from enlightened and understanding celebrities are about as useful as them saying "I think the sun is going to come up tomorrow."

Anyone with a freakin' brain thinks Brit needs help. Duh.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #3!!!!!

14 - Why #7 - I didn't say ANYthing bad about her.

If you watch the show, stupid, you'd know that's her catch phrase "Oh, sweet nibblets!"

A whore in progress...

A whore in progress...

this bitch got man shoulders, real talk.

I feel so much better now that Miley has explained how hard it is to be a star. I think we should all lay off the Britney bashing and justhave kind words for the whack job mental case Britney SpPears.

At least her dad works with her and knows the business. He ain't desperate to be famous like Dina Lohan so he can actually focus on protect his daughter. Britney didn't have that. I don't dislike this girl, my kid likes her so I agree with #32.

I would like to get a few miles in on Miley if you know what I mean.

Wow, she looks terrible in these shots. She's definitely trying to work something other than herself. Baaaad move.

Talk about this and more on ChatAny.com!

I wonder if I would be the first? There is nothing like being the first to deflower some hot little tramp.

damn near pissed my pants at this one. LMMFAO.

Mike, don't make your dog jealous man. It may not just lick the peanut butter next time. (freak)

How about I show you some (freak) office whore? Maybe you should become my afternoon whore and my weekend whore and my whenever the hell I feel like it whore??

Looks like she's having a difficult time evicting a poop in some of those pictures. Needs some Mileymucil perhaps.

Good thing she works for Disney... the worst we have to expect from her are naked shots and bushy muff. We all know you have to work for Stick-a-ho-deon to get pregnant at her age...

#3 - That was freaking funny.

Did this Miley chick diagnose Britney's problem as bi-polar disorder just like every other dumbfuck has done?

You know, I think Miley is the real deal! She does alot of radio spots with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM, and she really is very sweet and down to earth!
She has a sense of humor, and morals, and at this very moment, has admitted that she is grounded and got her cell phone taken away for having attitude about wearing a shirt that showed some tummy!
HER PARENTS ROCK!!! Totally making her change out of her tramp clothes to look decent and grounding her when she has attitude about it!
Maybe some of these other celebs (READ: BRIT) should have listened closer to their parent early in their careers!
WE LOVE MILEY!!!

Judging the excessive use of that fucking peace sign she is well on her way. After all, it is a staple of Paris and Lindsay. Britney has used it as well. No time at all, and this kid is going to be running around with a cue ball head and speaking in tongues. I give it about 4 years, when her career hits the shitter. And 43? She's a hollywood kid. Your a little late.

Fucking celebrities stop with flashing the peace sign already!!! It makes you look more fucking stupid than you normally do.

Someone needs to sew up her vagina now. She is dressing way older than 15. Billy Ray should have his mullet examined for letting his daughter dress like this.

Unless she's flashing it as a gang sign, in which case.............. You still look fucking stupid!!!!!!

She so young, but why is she seeking love so soon? I saw her profile at britney_spears_matematchingclub.au with the handle "Mulletette".

Interests include destroying her public image, Starbucks, whelping and batshit insanity...

#3 first time i've lol'd at a comment. i laughed like a bear.

#3 first time i've lol'd at a comment. i laughed like a bear.

#3 first time i've lol'd at a comment. i laughed like a bear.

#56-58 - You laughed like a bear, and typed like Michael J Fox with short term memory loss.

right. like this pre-pubescent thing has any sort of real world experience to be spouting off advice to people. who is she again?

Get back to class. Now!

She's hot.

OH SHIT AM I GOING TO JAIL NOW?

She's hot.

Oh fuck am I going to jail now?

Just another formula-child-porn-fantasy-future-slut, brought to you by the Disney Family Network. She'll end up with some guys cock in her mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson.

Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracota, Banana Terracotta, Terracotta Pie

I don't know, every time I see the word Banana, I think of System of a Down.

everyone who starts out on the disney channel becomes a slut
britney, christina, etc

She's cute

Thanks for enlightening us with your 15 year old wisdom Miley. Shut up.

Wow #6, my first troll! Gee, I'm so honored.

How fucked is Britney that a 15yr can diagnose her?

#1 TS - you are gay for being excited for being first. Get a life.

Here real name isn't Miley. It's like Rebecca or something.

Here real name isn't Miley. It's like Rebecca or something.

Destiny Hope Cyrus...with a name like that, she's destined to be a whore.

My 7-yr old informs me that her real name is Hope. As in, "I hope she don't turn out like Britney, but dang if mama didn't blow all my achy-breaky money at bingo!"

Miley Cyrus needs help with her face. That is one unfortunate looking child. Rumer Willis looks like a Potato Head but Miley looks like a Rat Face. Britney is crazy but she's able to pretty up. At 15 and that much makeup still not doing the trick does not bode well.

Ahhh, Destiny. They have to have another one named Charity.

Fucking bullshit when will these skanks learn. Last time she opened her yap about dressing presentably for her age and shit a bunch of junior slut fauc lesbo pics hit the internet. You are trash, you are a celebrity which means your life will be a trainwreck. It's a done deal you sold your soul or actually you on were born into it and every kid born to celebrity parents has had their souls already sold before they were even a glint in their alchy parents eyes so you are doubly fucked. Why do these mrons insist on trying to deny their destiny. It only makes them look that much more pathetic when it all comes crashing down. Like when they do a celebrity weddings show blabbing about how happy they are and then they end up divorced a year later. FUCKING PATHETIC.

Let me give you some advice future taibloid trainwreck, when you are a spoilt little brat who makes more money in a year than the collective income of entire towns and you rob your little child fans and their famnilies who have to save up thousands just to take their kids who for unknown reasons adore your untalented ass to see your horrible shows and everything in your life is handed to you and you have NO concept of reality or the real world and again you are just a fucking child which makes your sick spoiled life even more revolting do NOT dispense with advice to people a decade older than you no matter how pathetic and fucked up they are because you know NOTHING about life. If I had childrne this trash would be totally off limits. No Miley , no Disney channel.

#76....Britney, that you?

Really, whoever made the "Gorilla Butthole" comment on Britney a few posts back is genius. I am stuck on this phrase. My co-workers want to kill me now. My new hero is whoever coined that phrase. Who was it?

Really, whoever made the "Gorilla Butthole" comment on Britney a few posts back is genius. I am stuck on this phrase. My co-workers want to kill me now. My new hero is whoever coined that phrase. Who was it?

@9 - not really. She scored the Hannah Montana gig before he did, and, he had to audition, as well.

#72 -- Destiny Hope Cyrus...with a name like that, she's destined to be a whore.

...or a televangelist.

#80-Wow, Violet...I just learned a valuable lesson: Don't click any unknown link with a 3-year-old on your lap. Holy crap. Please make available to me your most abundant and easily accessed bank account number, so that I can begin her therapy post haste. Or send it to a Nigerian Prince who needs me to contact him most urgently.

If a girl is not beautiful at 15, she never will be.

1. TS - January 18, 2008 2:09 PM
"FIRST bitches"
What a "proud moment" your mommy must be experiencing right now. Her money having been well spent on writing classes obviously.

As for the story - Ask Dr. Phil about giving advise to "The Britney." I'm less than impressed at seeing another 15 year old "Hollywood Baby-Gurrl" trying to act 40. Ttypical LA.... " Nothing to see here folks .... Move Along .... Just another Trainwreck about to happen..... Move along please and stop clogging the media."

She's ALREADY trailer trash. She was born into it. She's Batshit-Whack-0 like her daddy "BILLY-RAY" too. How freekin hillbilly is that ? Mili and Billy.... Where they from? Virginia? Where's this baby's momma? WHO's her momma ? Bet me who her first kids daddy is going to be though. Hell she may even end up as stupid as her daddy. By the looks of things she's already half way there. She has that far away "Dimwitted Cyrus Stare" thing going in her eyes. Or maybe Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton invited her out for the evening and she's just thinking???? ahead ????
Maybe if SHE's lucky, that Spears duo can give HER some hints on how NOT to act .... Hahahaha ........


I like Miley. She's cute, sweet, funny, and talented!!!

I thought the term "Best of Both Worlds" referred to Tranny porn. So...how many days till she's legal?

#80, yes, she IS riding on daddy's cotails. no way in hell would they have picked this rat face talentless bitch if her dad was not famous. he had to play some kind of role in their decision. and a lesson for all children, boyfriends, girlfriends, or relatives of celebs. just because someone you know or someone in your family can sing, doesn't mean you can. maybe "destiny" should realize that.

Oh my goodness Miley Cyrus is all kinds of ugly.
And has the same teeth as Vanessa Hudgens?
WTF!?

omg MILEY is going to be JUST LIKE BRITNEY , she is with two girls in bathtub!

http://oceanup.typepad.com/oceanup/2008/01/miley-cyrus-mys.html

I think her show sucks, but my daughters like it. She's just another prositot for Disney.

durrr...make that prostitot.

Oh and shut the hell up, Miley. What the fuck does a 15 year old know about anyway?

My God, How can you people make such comments about her?? She is only 15 y/o and does not deserve all the sexual comments. Why does the web-site alllow these go through?? Don't be jealous folks give her some credit instead..At least she is working

Mike

#76 wow, you're bitter. rejected much?

Dressing/posing like a porn star or stripper at age 15 pretty much guarantees that drink/drugs/ stoopid tabloid shit (not that I have anything against those...) are destined to occur by age 18 or so...

Referring to #3, I know a girl who looks just like her... And she's named Karen.
Both look like the young Jane Fonda, with that upside-down mouth and Chiclet teeth, but these are bad pictures.

Whenever Disney is involved some sort of racy photo will be "leaked." Disney's job is to destroy morals so they deliberately publish, and probably set up, pics of Vanessa's beave and Miley kissing girls. Then, when the girls are inevitably forgiven and it's chalked up to "normal" teenage behavior, society has crumbled just that much further.

In 20 years, some photos of a Disney Starlet with all three inputs filled by Indians will be "leaked," and people will say, "She's young, leave her alone." "She'll have time to grow out of gangbanging casino owners." "I think she's the next Annette Funicello if she just gets over her addiction to Native Americans."

I'd like to see a pay-per-view cage match between Brit and Miley. I'd take Brit to break her achy brakey neck.

i bet miley can take 6 cocks at once

#93. Wow that was a very clever comment. I love how tyou tied your name into it. Just brilliant, truly brilliant. This is CELEB TRASHING site . Mmmkay and trust me no one is jealous of this unattractive future trainwreck and what is there to be bitter about she's the one who is in for an aweful life, her greed and the way she lives is so incredibly unhealthy. There are kids all over the world who sleep on the street, who die because they don't have enough food or clean water and this child makes milllions. Bitter more like disgusted. We should celbrate young people who are trying to make a difference not spoiled selfish brats who live gluttonous lives. She is no role model.

And the Britney comment would only be funny if Britney was capable of writing her own name let alone two paragraphs. .

If ever have a daughter, she's going to be a musical prodigy child. Like, hardcore strict rehearsals. Daily, nightly, whatever it takes.

This, of course, after I meet and marry my musical genius husband.

And in 15 years my daughter won't be sucking Satan's cock (and talking shit about others) like this little bitch. She'll actually have some talent.

Wait. This slut is....what, 15? 16? Whatever. Her outfit, and the way she's sending me secret messages through the internet, make me want to fuck her in every position, and then throw her out of my car into the dirt. Like the little whore that she apparently is. Probably doesn't even have pubic hair....

She looks like a 15 year old slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miley, you are 15. Please put your tits away.

Miley Cyrus is so weird. Why does she get up on stage wearing a wig and pretending to be a TV CHARACTER!? She's a ham and is getting to be WAY old news. She has talent, but when her music is all pop-like and she wearing those stupid costumes, i'm kind of embarrassed for her.

She's ugly - her facial features are oversized and exaggerated, like Kim KardASShian - and you can tell she's gonna be fat in a few years, but I'd fuck her anyway. Just to watch her cry when I call her a whore afterwards.

Just 16 years old?????? I think maybe it is early to make her know sexual things!!!!!!!!! But we should grow up and accept that many people like dating with other people on seekamillionaire especially many celebrities!!!!!!!!!!

BE SURE, you're not the only one........................................................AT LEAST!!

yep, a 15-year old slut who hasn't graduated from high school is definitely qualified to dispense life wisdom.

read a book, skank, and then go text someone, like, or whatever

#104.
Tony,
You are a mental midget and a punk. Your life is going to be one bad experience after another. Go back to school and learn right from wrong.

get ready for lindsey 2.0 guys

and im willing to bet she is bulimic....bloated fat face and emaciated body

I love semen.

She looks exactly like the girl from "Lost"(the one that had a baby boy in the first season) but as a brunette.

Aside of that, she looks like she's already trying to get herself apart from the "Zoey's"(Britneys lil sis) type of girl,
even if it only means dying her hair almost black.

and i know Britneys lil pregnant sis is named J.Lynn.
And it's sad my comment was posted after some semen-lover creature.

Miley looks so cute and sexy. She is my favorite. I have a question about her: Is she single now? I just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. Just curious.

Look at those poses, and pouty lips. Shes already turning into alittle camera whore. She'll be posing half naked in a couple of years, just wait. Shes not gonna stay the sweet little country girl like everyone makes he out to be..

SEXY RADIATION!!!!! Gimme some of that!

what the hell is she doing with her face...?? is that sexy....???

Ugly Pig face trying to be sexy. Go back to class!

I have met Miley and she seems like a very nice, level headed girl. I think she'll be fine.

I have met Miley and she seems like a very nice, level headed girl. I think she'll be fine.

Okay, look. Dick was up all night studying this set of pictures and he came to the conclusion that Miley Curtis is not actually shitting her pants in every one of those pictures.

It's just the way her face looks. She has 'slide' face.

Based on recent teenage star history, this isn't going to end well.

oh dear..she's just trying way too hard here...why the fuck would she wanna look like a retarded skank? her head's too big for her body...and OMG look at that bloated forehead...!!!

Bulldog.

She's VERY cute

Oh God, she is going to look just like Janice Dickerson is a few years, except with uglier hands. I saw her interview on TV yesterday, and she is a conceded little tramp, who is probably fucking her whole TV crew when Dad is not around.

15??? Thats a great age for fuckin!!

in 3 years she's gonna be one of the sexiest women around

When Britney was Miley's age, she was a pure goody goody too. How can this girl, who just started living life in the spotlight begin to think she can give Britney Spears advice. Duh!

Go wash your face, you have too much makeup on.


I think this girl is far too little, to give advice to other people about their lives, independent of wich people she will advice (britney, michell pfeiffer, diane kruger or anybody else).

i invite you to visit my blog, its a recopilation about movies and actors life from hollywood.

http://themoviefarm.blogspot.com

Wait 5 years and she will make BS look Sane!

Wait 5 years and she will make BS look Sane!

Wait 5 years and she will make BS look Sane!

I'm never going to pretend this girl is even remotely pretty. Her nose and eyes and teeth are all messed up looking

www.midnafanforum.com

MMM WE LOVE MEN

shes really pretty!

SCOREBOARD. She's hot and rich and you're not. Further, her dad actually cares about her, unlike Britney's family.

Britney is apparently hooking up with obama. srsly.

Can't Britney OD already, geez.

shes just adorable, shes gonna be gorgeous in a few years.
dont hate bitches.

I think she's adorable.

her dresss is so fucking ugly!
now she's losing points with me...and who makes the peace sign on the red carpet?? not classy.

Cyriously?

The Kim Kardashian poses, back turned, ass on display, are completely inapproprate for a 15 year old to be doing.
The big picture of her doing the peace sign, she looks like the lead singer for Cinderella!

She looks like the Joker.

GOD shes annoying. plus, she has that weird mouth.

its like, shes trying really hard to be cute. ugh.

Who is this little skeeze?

This is what you get when Republicans control the media. One more packaged and exploited overly-sexualized poor white trash girl who in a few years will wind up the next Britney Spears. Go America!

Cliff Notes : Binky - Mensa just sent me a few criteria for being 'cool' in 2008. It's in readable test form, takes but a few minutes, and it's always interesting to explore 'values' and even 'faith' in relation to 'cool' in today's society. I took the liberty of linking it up to your name at the top there.
Binky : #147 - I'm with you. What channel is this kid ? Shouldn't she be in school ?
And Cliff - why don't you make yourself somewhat useful and write 'The Idiot's Guide to 9/11' or something.

Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy. Gratuitously cruel comments like some of the above are what drove girls like Lindsay and Britney to crack under the pressure. Let the new Disney generation (HSM and Miley and the like) make the mistakes everyone makes growing up - because they will - without making them hate themselves.

It doesn't have to be either one extreme or the other. Good kids have sex and sometimes go out to party with their friends, too - that doesn't make them bad people.

Miley Cyrus is damn ugly in these pics!! Usually on her show and on the red carpet, she's passably cute at best, but here she is one FUGLY BEAST. Her skin is as white as a ghost, she has wayyyy too much dark eye make-up on, her nose is big and fat and shapeless, and her lip color is just hideous. Plus her arms are like, fat and manly now. Hm what else can I bitch about?? Oh yeah and her knees are wrinkly and doughy. And that dress must have come from a stripper's closet, because it is completely tasteless and whore-like. Okay! I feel so much better now that I got that off my chest.
PS: Hun, take off all that makeup and be a 15 year old girl au naturale

LOL omg. Things like this just brighten my little day. Ok. I HAVE to know what she's doing with her lips. She's not making "kiss lips"...is that a ...pout? Her lips look like a horizontal pair of freshly waxed vag lips. Gross... (sorry guys..lol...)

she may be a nice girl...i dunno...saw a couple clips of the show, something my 15yr old sis watches. Seems harmless enough. Let's hope she makes the right decisions. Maybe she needs scientology in her life. :)

# 150 - 152 . I'm pretty sure you didn't pass Cliff's test up there at # 140.
Any comments on 9/11 ?
(Or 'not quite sure which way is North' type thing? etc)

149* (oh shit)

Cliff Notes : Well Binky at least we know those # 150-152 commenters will never be back.
Binky : Yeah - beginning to notice that Cliff. Guess it could be a 'cat's- (Homeland security)- got your tongue' or a 'shill' type thing goin' on there.
Never seems to be much of an 'Oxford Union' debate type thing goin' on here dealin' with the 9/11 mass murders. Seems to be more 'the superficial'.
Just picked that up. Good point Cliff.

binky, you talking to me?? ....

And oh yeah, I passed it. I pride myself in being a dickhead. LOL

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Binky : Oh Oh. What do we do now Cliff ?

Being in the military, I don't talk about my views on 9/11 or Bush. Let's just say, I may be put away....somewhere far worse than here.

Hang in there # 158 - That's what I thought.

I like the dickhead test...i wanna send it to my prick boyfriend. LOL

Somebody tell this girl that YOU CAN'T POSE THE UGLY AWAY!!!!

damnit!

We are a loving society of outreaching caring persons interested in helping all mankind attain the next step in his preordained cosmic evolution. There are far greater things in store for the specie than merely emulating an oral sex device. This poor child of sin has strayed too far from the tree of destiny and cries, no begs for a shepard. We will bring her back to the flock.
Respectfully, your S man on the spot.

Yeah,#162 - tanx for that Tom - but I still have a few probs with the illegal selling of nuclear secrets to Pakistan and Israeli and the 'inside job' thing.
And the fact no American media ever cover this info, type, thing.
Maybe it's just me.
(But if you have a spaceship coming to 'GET ME OUT OF HERE' feel free to call me)

Transgression that affect such mere petty structures as nations are not our concern. We are trying to save the world...one soul at a time.
The lid shields the eye
I say tear off the lid and see!

We are here for you, to proudly offer ourselves as the stewards of man's reintegration with the universe! Behold! That yonder star is but a sun in our backyard! Do not fear change. Let go and be free to come with me. I offer my hand to all of you. Rejoice in the offering!
Respectfully

Cliff Notes : Hey Binky - I just read one of your links for the first time
"One of the documents relating to the case was marked 203A-WF-210023. Last week, however, the FBI responded to a freedom of information request for a file of exactly the same number by claiming that it did not exist. But The Sunday Times has obtained a document signed by an FBI official showing the existence of the file."
(Seems a little fishy. Move on . Nothing to see here. Everybody just go shopping -type thing)
Binky : F- off Cliff. I''m busy.
I'm still trying to figure out what channel this 'Hanna Montana' is on.

So # 164 - Any comments on 9/11 ?
( enlightened one)

I hope she doesn't think she is hot. She has a stupid way of pooching her lips out. Just looks dumb. And who did her makeup? They need F-ing FIRED!

Hey #166....don't know who i'm talkin to...Binky..Cliff...dunno. LOL Didn't quite get that.

Anyways, clicked on the link....and I can't say much...but I AM allowed to say A-FUCKIN-MEN.

I went on a rant before I came to Iraq about that very subject...let's just say I was warned, and the consequences if repeated, were not pleasant. LOL

She thinks she's hot, but she's still young and insecure. I'd seduce her, and coax her into sucking my cock, promising not to spurt...but only to see her eyes bug out when she gags on my sudden spurts of thick, salty, bitter, ropey semen. And she was wondering what my hand was doing on the back of her head! Silly little girl.

Geez Rick....creep people out much. LOL

I've seen her look better - the eyebrows and teeth need attention...other than that she looks like an overmade, teenage slutt-o....

Where was I ?
Hang in there #168. Don't vote for Hillary. ( let alone the Repugs)
We'll be back. The revolution begins with you. We're all brothers and sisters.Etc.
(unfortunately 9/11 was an inside job) (etc)
I think people are catching on - well ok - maybe not the American voter.
But feel free to inform your military buds.

Cheers - Binky.

Damn you Binky!!! I have to go to work in 4.5 hours...and i'm addicted to that damn site i clicked on...all cuz of you. LOL i can't stop watching!!!!!!!!! AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

i love to be angry while i'm here....LOL Seriously.....

http://whatiamdoingallday.blogspot.com/2008/01/letter-for-britney.html

This is also hilarious

SO hot for this topic. Yes, i agree, She need help. It's hotter topic at this STD dating site STDromance for Britney's life

......disney creates sluts everyday

I just simply don't like her. No idea why.

shes soooooo overated


god, i just wanna smack that hideous grin off her make-up covered face! god*********

She looks like a bitch

She looks like a girl that tried to fuck my boyfriend. Seriously. Maybe shes a nice kid...but if I meet her...i'm gonna make a purse out of her face. Yes, just based off a resemblence. But it will be colorful.

lmao look at her picture; she's trying to bring back duckface, which is a sign that jenna jameson is her idol.

Can someone please explain what her red fingertips mean? Is she a smoker? A doper? Someone who likes to play with fire? Whatever it is, her fingertips look weird and unhealthy.

well said, #76!

-I agree with #182 and it was the first thing i noticed about these pictures...was she eating red kool-aid with salt or sugar in the Limo ride??? -what is she, like 10?

It will be here in 5 years when Disney stops pimping her

It will be here in 5 years when Disney stops pimping her

It will be here in 5 years when Disney stops pimping her

It will be here in 5 years when Disney stops pimping her

What are a few skyscrapers and a few thousand lives when there are so many billions that need attending to. You know His Most Enlightened Mr. Hubbard kept us so very safe for so very long. Join us and we will protect you from this government. If we grow strong enough we will soon offer a candidate to finally take the reigns of control of this country.
It's about time.
Respectfully.

...if you only open your minds and hearts to the truth! Come with us and march in the parade of Rejoice! The time is at hand, draw up a fist and uprise...you rears off those pc chairs all the way downtown - we are there for you.
Respectfully,
YOUR very own Scientologist

This girl is not going to age well. She's barely cute now. Once that skin isn't so young and unblemished, she's going to go downhill quick.

Look if the government was involved why is it such a big deal? It got us in Iraq close to the OIL where we need to be anyway. So why don't all you bleeding heart liberals go get a box of tissues and use half for your Demo tears and shove the other half up your stretched out homo asses.
This is a tough proud Christian country full of rednecks and we aint got no use for pansys. We can always rebuild. There are 300 million of us anyway.
Why not move to Canada if you don't like it.
The Scientology guy makes more sense than most of you queers do.

Hey #98, interesting thought:
"We should celbrate young people who are trying to make a difference not spoiled selfish brats who live gluttonous lives."

So, is that what you're doing in-between Miley Cyrus rants?

THE BANANA IS BACK!

#190 skunkbottom, you're right~ she's barely cute, and her features are a bit cartoonish. I swear she's plumped that bottom lip, and, are those blue eyes real?

Teenage life ruined in 3...2...1...

It's 2008: QUIT MAKING THE PEACE SIGN, YOU IDIOT!

It's like her, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson don't know what to do with their hands while being photographed!

#169, you TOTALLY stole my line. How dare you !!!

Oh well, then, I'd rape her tiny little poophole. Mmh, yummi !
I sure hopes she loves watching those spider-man cartoons..

WTF Is up with her lips and that little smirk??? Did she get her lips done too?She thinks she's such hot ,old,sexy shit when she's just a UGLY LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD WANNABEE WHORE! she is hideous and going straight downhilll like Britney. In another year she'll be eating her word

I personally dont like Miley that much, but I do agree that Britney needs help and urgently!
But again...it doesnt take a 14 year old to see that

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I like the pics on this blog, but the text is so lame. I could so do without the bad jokes tagged on the end of every entry. They're just painfully bad. Today's is totally random and has nothing to do with the subject at all. I guess it's useless to complain that it's misogynistic, since the whole site is, but the "jokes" are just pointless woman hating.

Dude, I'd like totally do her in SO MANY WAYS. She's a tad old but, you know, but unlike what has been said here, the kid is hot and is gonna stay hot, unlike you ugly jealous old skanks. tootles

Does anyone else think that Miley Cyrus should shut up? Look at her!! Might as well be a 15 yr old hooker, dressed like that! I'm not a parent yet, but holy! Would YOU let your 15 yr old outta the house like that? I think NOT! Unless you're going to charge for her!!! So before she goes talking about other people needing help, how about she clean up her own little Disney image!!! Geez!!

Fish congratulations on never making fun of kids. You're a hell of a human being.

You just set the posts up so your legion of Fish Droppings can do it.

15?

/she looks like a porn star
//which is always good
///i think

I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com last week.
I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

Why isn't she pregnant yet? oh right her last name isn't Spears.

holy shit, miley looks terrible. did she get lip injections?

Love the commentary, "the only thing (my daughter) would be doing in 3D is kicking any boy in the crotch who tries to talk to her."

Ugh.. She looks like a troll doll. Icky!!

Who does this Mily think she is? When asked about the designer she was wearing she responded saying "Alberto Feretti" !! This wannabe never dreamed of walking on the red carpet!

she isn't very pretty, her face is unpleasant

My ppppreeeeeeeeecccccccccciiiiiiiiousssssssssssssss ...

Literally.

Correction: Plural of "Y'all" is "All Y'all" not "Y'alls".
Duh.

She is a pretty girl. I think i have saw here some where. Oh, she used join bbwconnect. She got the top star here.

miley is not dizzy!!!!!!!


That outfit isn't working. Two pounds of eyeliner. She's a mess. Why doesn't Miley ask Hannah Montana for cosmetic tips while they're on tour? Hannah Montana is HAWT! Must be the giant wig and Disney stylists.

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