Jan 16 2008Matthew McConaughey reproduced

im not gay but i would wipe up his sweat with freanch bread and eat it.

I know he's an idiot, but his website announcement reads like he flunked out of middle school: "It's 3 months growin' in her womb". Gosh, he sure did get learned good.

Damned rich idiots with their brazilian supermodel wives, hair plugs, 4th grade grammar, and ugly-ass swimming trunks!

frist, sinners

Isn't that how Gallagher broke his arm?

He's a doofus, but I heartily approve of him reproducing. Better him than Donald Trump or Britney.

Well, who cares about that idiot man. http://Femmate.com becomes the most favorite online lesbian dating service recently. You can join free to post your Ads and enjoy more!!

Yes, Conscience Found? I'm listening.....or were you trying to ask me how to spell French, because that is not it..

uh god bless evolution. that seems a little weird.

What the hell is pulling him?
And you know hes gonna be a creepy ass father.
Anna Nicole style.
But instead of starving his kid, hes gonna have him doing push ups before he can walk.

Isn't this the guy from "A Time to Kill"? Man, his career has really taken off. I mean seriously, it doesn't get any better than that dragon movie he was in. What was that called again? I think there was one more too. "How to Fertilize a Future Bastard Egg in 10 Days"? Not sure if that is right, but it sounds decent.

Doesn't this asshole own a shirt?

#11-he buys lots of shirts, but keeps losing the instructions.

If I looked like him I wouldn't wear a shirt either.

Great, another crack baby. Just what hollyweed needs.

I love MATT!

No post about Brad Renfro's death? Is he too C-list for the site? Because we really need another Britney post...really.

I am so happy for Matthew, and Lance.

I'm just positive they're going to be the best parents in the whole wide world!

Note: Lance is the catcher.

well, i guess she's not going to be a model anymore, not that anyone even knows her now.

this kid is going to be a bigger hippie than Kate Hudson's kid.

Where is a good sized, wheel stopping pebble when you need one? Jeez.

You had an opportunity to post pictures of a Brazilian Model and yet you chose to post picture of MM?

What the hell is wrong with you?

"A celebration of life and bounty... excited for the adventure that will come in raising ... and shepherding him or her through this life"

so he's fathering a sheep? sheepf0cker!

I love that he blesses evolution, probably in the hope that his child will have evolved to a higher mental level than he has.

"Tarzan"....that was so funny I almost spewed. I used to have the only crush on him years ago, but now it's merely an appreciation of his hot body. His mind....not so much.

And boy is that a nice body. Juicer? Maybe.....

(thinking of "Tarzan" and chuckling at the funny FISH)

WTF?!?!?

"life and bounty"
"growin in her womb"
"We are stoked and wowed"

Does he really talk like that?

Re: The photo..........Niiiiiiiiiice.....thanks Fish!

Brad Renfro Died???? Finally od'd huh? What happened?

This guy is a fucking IDIOT!

all he does all day long is working out and sports. no fucking brain stimulation.

I've met him a few times. I'm not sure how the kid will turn out.

Kid: Dad, what are drugs?
Matt: Take off your clothes, pull up you bongo jr set, and take a puff on this.

He's like a new-age Paul Newman. Watch Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and Cool Hand Luke and then get back to me.....(mmmmmm, Paul Newman)

tarzan the HUNK

"Like whoa dude, I'm like totally going to have a little bambino!"

I guess all that smoking did nothing to his sperm count.

God bless evolution? I'm not sure God belives in evolution. I can bless it though, but not for this dipshit. "Growin in her womb"? You holding a class there, Tarzan?

#21 - p0nk, he's a brazilianf0cker too, which mean he now has f0cking AIDS.

Thats his baby's momma pulling him. Thats how he keeps her in shape. "I want that baby to come out running!

http://theunsoberlife.com

#23- I'd bet a wad of cash he isn't a juicer. That's pretty much the poster for a natural body through hardcore workouts.

Generally, you can be ripped and small or strong but carrying fat (see the World's Strongest Man competitions). Big and strong, but still veiny and ripped, indicates juicing.

it seems english is a second language for both parents...

thank goodness...hollywood will need another brainless twit that looks good in a swimsuit 20 years from now

I would have thought that if you pull your shit-covered cock out of a guy's ass and then stick it in a girl's pussy, you have some type of barrier to reproduction. I mean, he's bi (at best), right?

Another celebrity with a Peter Pan syndrome. This guy is so immature and uneducated, so it's no wonder that his slut, pregnant girlfriend won't marry him.

35 - Ah, now I know what to look for and stay away from. Thanks for the knowledge. I'm glad he's not a juicer. He is tall after all.

NOW, if could only give him Stephen Hawkings brain (hmmmmm)......

38 - OUCH....but funny.

I just looked up her picture and she's pretty in a natural, unobtrusive way and best of all, she's dark......(cool).

How old is this dumb fucker? He writes like an 8th grader. "Me and Camila". My 2nd grader doesn't say shit like this anymore. Congratulations Matt. I is very happy for you. Speaking of evolution, your kid will be lucky if he learns to shit indoor.

#1,
I have some news for you. You are gay. Embrace it.

i love him with all of my heart.

YIKES!!!!!
He's gorgeous!!!!!

now these are the pictures i like to see!

He is fuckin' hott! Lucky bitch!

You have heard Alessandria Ambrosia is also pregnant right?

OMFG Jesus Fucking Christ No way in hell .. Can someone look that hot??? I always believed those abs were photoshopped.

Matthew McConahay.... yes, very much so. Yummy. A little too crunchy hippie for me, but yeah. Go out and play with your boyfriends, Matt. Get all sweaty. I'll be here when you get back to give you a sponge bath.

He writes like he reads the bible. That's why it sounds strange to the heathens here.

Also, hes been hitting the bong.

Oh yeah I agree, God is not down with evolution.

@42 Ted
Are you busy?

you are goddamn funny

What's this,another teenage-pregnancy?Unprotected skate boarding looks cool but it's not very professional and realistic.Nice try for an amateur.

He is TASTY.

I do want to know what's pulling him too, though.

I don't get the fascination with this guy. It's fucking weird that he's always outdoors, like a caveman. And now he knocked up another equally unintelligent "Brazilian supermodel". Great. Can't wait to find out what they're going to name the child.

No Brad Renfro news?? Now he was a million times hotter than this neanderthal.

LOVE the final comment FISH!!! Thanks for sending me off to work with a great laugh :-)

Nooooo :(

Nooooo :(

"Gift from God"?? Someone teach this hillbilly about the birds and the bees. You stuck your pee-pee in her hoo-hoo you dumb shit. God had nothing to do with it.

#59,
I appreciate you giving sex advice to this dumb fuck. However, judging from his writing, you may need to dumb this information down even more, medically speaking of course.

I am willing to bet he names this kid after that little turtle in "Finding Nemo". Welcome to the world Crush, dude.

He'll name his kid Toro or Thor or Lance or Winter or some other name that will cause the kid to get the shit beat out of him on a daily basis at school.

"Living.....L-I-V-I-N".

That's good shit right there. It's like Dazed and Confused II: the Stoner Reproduces"

If I didn't have to work for a living I would go out and play all the time too. Look at him, he had to take several sports with him at once because he couldn't make up his mind.

I think I now understand the inspiration for the character Hansel in Zoolander.

"After he finished writing, Mattew McConaughey ripped his shirt off and stabbed a wild boar with a boogie board. For such are the ways of his people."
That was quite funny Fish.

"Yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It's 3 months growin in her womb [. . .]" ew, probably one of the grossest ways to say, "We're pregnant!" He might as well have added, "in 6 months Camila will eject my little tyke from her perfectly formed vaginal canal"

"God bless evolution", eh?

There's a fine line between folksy and dipshitty, and he just crossed it with that moronic post. As did President Bush. Repeatedly.

now thats a man...

now thats a man...

He looks kind of like a greek statue, except for the short arms, he's purrdy.

Thanks for "he ripped off his shirt and stabbed a wild boar with his boogie board". I didn't pee or anything but...

Thanks for "he ripped off his shirt and stabbed a wild boar with his boogie board". I didn't pee or anything but...

I heard he killed a woman with his B.O.

if you ask me he should always go shirtless b/c then he won't need to talk as much, b/c after reading that I realized his abs are the only thing going for him...but damn those are some nice washboards

His kid will probably be another dumbass texass longhorn fan who can barely count to one, much like Vince Young.

Remember when people got married first, and then had children? Was there anything wrong with that?

mmmm Matt you hot sweaty sex god.... proof that hot guys ought to shut the hell up so we don't lose respect (cravings??) for them....

but that last pic, not so hot, the rest of them, that's battin' practice for girls....

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Enough about all these people, who is the Editor who writes the captions? He is so hilarious I log on daily just to read his little jibes at celebs

ED..WHO EVER YOU BE..YOU BE ROCKING

go Matty! that's going to be one GORGEOUS baby..... too many genes to count! and it's so hot that he loves 'the melanin'... lol

LET'S MEET THE KID WHO WANTS TO STAY A PLAYING KID FOREVER.
BUT THE FUNNY PART OF IT IS THIS:
HE'S GOING TO, ha, ha, BE, ha, ha, hi, hi, A, hoooo,ha, ha, hi, DAD, whoaaaa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!

GETOUTAHERE!!

FUCK... I want that man. I mean seriously nibble on every piece of his body. He's HOTTER than hot. Damn it. Okay, I'll be okay.

FUCK... I want that man. I mean seriously nibble on every piece of his body. He's HOTTER than hot. Damn it. Okay, I'll be okay.

Matt and Camila,
I am very happy for you! Your life will never be the same. As you described the gift of bringing and raising the miracle in our physical word, remember, develop the spiritual intelligence of your child as well as the other intelligences. And may this spiritualization grow to some of your readers.
I became a big fan of yours after watching, "We Are The Titans". Wow!
What a story!!!!
Camila, you are beautiful! Will keep you in our prayers. Enjoy and have a fun 6 more months.
Injoy and hugs,
Lora