Jan 7 2008Lindsay Lohan’s Italian lover #1 tells all

He appears to be sleeping. She must be a dazzling conversationalist..

Disgusting.

Someone cover up her breath tattoo now.

My ankle was so sprained it really hurt when I peed.

"surprisingly experienced"? To an Italian, that must mean she's been with a man who didn't have a hairy back.

LOL on the brillo pad. (I gotta remember that trick). I love that he was playing the sad innocent puppy and was SHOCKED about the revolving door, and "Open All Nite" sign on her coochie. LOL

"Fire Pants" - that made my day.

Thanks SuperFish Dude.

But I was wondering why I'm never first. I think you use AKAs and are always first.

I'm pretty sure the world 'Valtrex' with the registered trademark symbol is tattooed on her other wrist.

I'm guessing Lindsay threatened to set off whatever virus she implanted into her Italian breeding hosts using a band-aid and a koolaid packet if they didn't go to the media and "give praises" of how good she was in bed.

She probably was about as good as a blind crippled man, with no arms and laser beams for eyeballs. Who could also disappear when the lights turned on.

"On her right wrist there were about 50 scars from superficial cutting. That made me think she was pretty fragile.”

fixed

i heard she needs $ , if she is banging 3 guys per night she could start charging these guys. 20$ a pop, she could make a fortune and she is obviously immune to STD's.

She was suprisingly experienced at giving free pussy? Big fucking whoop. I'm suprisingly good at having a huge penis. No news there.

She was suprisingly experienced at giving free pussy? Big fucking whoop. I'm suprisingly good at having a huge penis. No news there.

She was suprisingly experienced at giving free pussy? Big fucking whoop. I'm suprisingly good at having a huge penis. No news there.

If Lindsey's vagina is a 24/7 convenience store, how long until we see pictures of Britney in there?

She's a professional, dipshit. A smarter women would actually get something from her skills-this dumbass settles for VD and tabloids.

HOHAN is a sex freak

Valtrex stocks soar amid demand...
Lohan good in bed...
Jason Davis mistakes brother, Brandon for Klondike bar...
Jennifer Love Hewitt still washed up...

Slow fucking day.

awwwww, he's sooo cute! hey alessandro, I wouldn't leave the morning after .. ! promised! ^_^

pah. serves him right for pounding a bitch he barely knew 6 hours. idiot.

#10: good call

Woohoo...3x.

That's the truth...(laugh)/

Hey Lindsay? It's a vagina, not a clown car!

anyway, what's this constant shit about her abilities in bed? sounds like a pr stunt to promote her new movie, this strip trash movie .. (or has it been already released on dvd?). really, must be a stupid pr thing.

Looks like #12-14 got a little excited while talking about his own dick.

#23 teehee

Actually the Native Americans do tend to look at the nature around them after the birth of a child and name them accordingly. My Native American friend asked his dad how he came up with his name and his father said, "If a bear had been running by after your birth, we'd have named you Running Bear. If you were born in the mud we'd have named you Blackfeet. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

Bwahahahah @ #21!!

#25 *crickets*

My Indian name is "daaaaaaaaaaaayum, that's a big dick nigga!".

My Chinese name is Dik Hung Lo.

#21 - Oh Commish, you slay me...

"She looked a little melancholy when I said my hand hurt too much to do a fourth donkey punch. That made me think she was pretty fragile.”

Puttana.

HAHAHAHAHAHA COMMISH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mamma mia! My-ah dick-ah hurts when I pee-ah......

You know what?

As long as she doesn't start doing black guys, I'm surprisingly okay with this. At least she's slutting around with glamorous Italian rock-star-looking dudes.

Lindsay is a slut, but a retro slut. She brings some old-school European glamour back to slutting. She could sleep with 10,000 Alessandros and she'd be cleaner than Kim K.

If she had as many pricks stuck on her as in her, she'd be msitaken for a porcupine.

If she had as many pricks stuck on her as in her, she'd be mistaken for a porcupine.

How do you say HPV in italian?

My favourite part was when he said she was "surprisingly experienced". fuck me that's funny. Is there no internet in Italy or is this guy living in a cave?

The one question that was not answered, was can she suck the chrome off a trailer hitch??

#23 - Hey sue me, type key freaking sucks. What's odd is it's usually your mom that gets excited by my pecker. I know, high school insults... what can I say... I love the classics. Like: I'm rubber, you're glue, Lohan is a whore.

Looks like she swapped her addictions from coke and booze to balls and cock.

flawless??? what about her freckle covered body?? sick! she's like a cheetah. ginga with freckles. yuk! she's only good in bed coz she's a slut. she needs to have at least one good thing about her! and it's definately not the looks! even marilyn manson called her fire crotch! shame!
what a dumb italian! haha!
the saying for her is: DYE OR DIE!

Apparently this guy hasnt seen many women naked if he things Lindsay's body is perfect. I suggest he look up pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini or even nude, stat.

39- "these are a few of my favorite things la la la la "

I also enjoy quiet walks on the beach, romance novels, weed, and sandwiches.

The fish makes all this stuff up. If she was really doing 3 dudes a day like is implied here then someone would be getting pictures of sex acts and stuff like that. This hearsay stuff is such bull. A little proof please.

Lindsay's body? Fuhgettabowdit

"News of The World?" More like Bullshit of The World. Even if it is true, what's up with this shithead that he sleeps with her then runs off to tell the story to anyone who'll listen? Lindsay Lohan should come up here next time she wants some dick. Canadian men know, what goes on in the snowsuit, stays in the snowsuit.

#9 - some how I believe that she is probably good in bed. Practice makes perfect and she does, what, 20, 30 guys a day?

Of course each and every guy pays for it for the rest of their lives. Fire crotch leaves no man unscathed.

I'm on fi-yahhhhhhh! (But my panties aren't).

commish, "clown car" xrist, that was the winner of the day.

Hello...I need to speak to Lindsay Lohan's doctor please. Yes...Dr. Seymour Bush is it? I've got a problem here...I've got a male patient with something on his genitals I've never seen before. Yes, he slept with her last night. Who didn't ? Ha. OK now, what's the procedure? Holy water you say? And fire?!? Lots of fire. Check Hmmm...when do I apply the battery acid? And you're sure this will work? OK, OK, I think I've got it. Thanks!

"Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position."
---She's fucked like every slimeball that ever passed her on the street. Why would it surprise him that she was expereienced and JADED?

"Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless."
---Is she using a body double for these pap pics I'm seeing? She looks sickly, saggy and orange to me, like a 48 year old thrice divorced bar whore.

And I love her more than anything else in the universe.

@15. Hah. She'll be in the restroom area barefoot.

It goes without out saying Lindsay is a whore, but what a piece of fucking eurotrash that DiNuzio is. Fucking hell, my monitor started spilling grease as I read his words.

geez! have some self respect girl!! she has to have several STD's by now!! she obviously doesnt give a shit about herself or others. why even be alive?

He meant the smell emanating from her vaginal area literally took his breath away. I know I've had similar experiences passing cattle or swine feed lots on a hot July afternoon.

The breathe tatoo? Suggested by her attorney, to wave in the face of the poor fellow holding his breath until she's finished with him. Got to think ahead to avoid those pesky tort claims.

I hear she has "rinse immediately after contact" and "exposure has been linked to several communicable diseases" tatooed on the inside of her right and left thighs.

nympho!

DiNunzio is Italian for Indiscriminate

"clown car" was good, and now you've gone and spoiled it.

BREATHE Whore!!

golden tan? What the fuck is he on?

#55 - So your husband's name is DiNunzio?

It's creepy to me that the photog has his camera pressed against the window. You can actually see the lense in the reflection. Icky.

Can I just add that we're all not dumb like this one............

That is one stupid wop............

She make good sex partner.........lol

I'd really like to hear more details.

For example, how many inputs did he violate?

Is she a screamer?

Talk dirty (we'll that's an easy one)

Yo! Leendsay wasss, how youa say,...a gooda sex matcha. She is frageelay and surrenda to mya advances just a likea my grandpapa at Anzio.

What is a 'clown car'?

uhhh, "surprisingly experienced"???? no surprise there. when you have a few thousand notches under your belt before age 19, you betta be experienced!

Thank you for being a racist.

When I slept with her she was downright boring. I mean, she wasn't even text messaging anyone, just laying there snoring. What do you mean, she was passed out drunk? Ah, fuck it, I am still counting it.

News Flash
Lindsay is a Whore!

Was this guy a virgin? Had he even seen a naked chick before? I never thought skeletons with fake tans were hot... ever. Plus, wouldn't anyone in their right mind be scared of catching some freaky STDs from this slut?

I wonder if this wop got close enough to see the teeth on that pussy?

When I first read that he said, "...it was a good sex match." I thought here we go, typical Italian mangling the english language.

"The sex match was a-tied for the fourth quarter, then I took-a the advantage and had-a romance explosion in her a-noose. Game, set, championship!"

Sorry Giuseppe, scusa, my reading needs to be-a little better.

Is he related to Brittney's gigolo?

Ugh.. che schifo. It makes me upset that he was italian too! :(
She is very pretty girl but so wild.... and loose. She is not skinny at all, she is voluptuous.....

It's creepy to me that the photog has his camera pressed against the window. You can actually see the lense in the reflection. Icky.
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@69 you crack me up. Lindsay Lohan is anything but a skeleton. Get new glasses fattie.

This guy is at the level of Wilmer Valderama. Actually what Wilmer did was worse, half that shit wasnt even true.

IIIIIIIIchk. I'd rather put fire ants on my ball than do her...and that is BEFORE you get to all of the slutting around she's done.

Oh...and you know that this guy is full of shit because he says "She had an all-over golden tan..." Since when has Lindsay ever had a tan...she is covered with freckless!!!

*balls*

But I do love Lindsay! She's such an amazing girl!

bad face bad body bad personality, atleast shes a slut. thats good

That's pretty hilarious! She was spotted having an affair with Edoardo Costa as well! Ahahah no one in Italy wants Edoardo Costa and Lindsay yes! I'm so sorry for her, this DiNunzio really sucks badly.

As we say in Italy: Che schifo!

Here's what probably really happened. Someone's like Hey Lindsay cheers! She doesn't think anything of it. She wasn't really "drinking" just swigging champagne which is thought of more as celebratory than a means to get drunk. (I saw the video, she had maybe a sip). It doesn't cross her mind that she did anything wrong. Then suddenly the next day her camp is freaking out because TMZ's got this video of her. Her lawyer's like, 'Don't worry, I'll release a statement.' I HIGHLY doubt Lindsay called her sponsor. She just has to say that to the public. I've never been an alcoholic and maybe that is a huge no no, but as a regular young girl I wouldn't even think twice if I had a sip of champagne on New Year's. As long as she's not getting wasted and driving drunk I think she's okay...

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"Surprisingly experienced" is the polite way to say Lindsay had a GLORY HOLE sign posted next to her bed - right beside the Emergency Eye Wash station.

Are the standards in Italy so low that Lohan is considered flawless there? She's flabby, freckled, and is always orange colored in a vain attempt to cover all the the freckles. She was surprisingly experienced and he'll be surprised when he gets diagnosed with several surprising diseases. All these dudes talking about how great she is in bed is making it look like she's paying them to say it. I have a hard time believing that she's extremely flexible. She looks like a lazy, out of shape, boozed up whore who passes out during sex.

"Surprisingly experienced"- give me a break man. That monolithic snatch of hers has it's own gift shop! It's like carlsbad caverns under that ripper!

Lindsay Lohan's body perfect and flawless and with a tan?? huh?
I'm sorry for this guy, it seems he hasn't gotten much ass in his life.

Lindsay's body is yucky yucky. Okay, average. But calling it flawless and perfect, WTF? It's an average body, nothing nice about it. It's not like she has a porn star or Playboy model body. She has the body of an average girl. Flat hanging ass, ugly fat/cellulite filled thights, some extra body fat, wide shoulders and back, big fat waist, waist as big as hips (total lack of curves there), fat arms, very untoned. Her face, I don't like, not pretty. And a tan? WTF? She's the ultimate paler than butt freckled scottish redhead with blue or green eyes. She's the anti-tan.

I don't know why some of you are quite shocked that this guy says she's experienced - of course she probably is, considering she's a whore and would fuck anything and everything in sight (and probably already has).

#87 - You really have high standards when it comes to women, don't you?

Ewwwwwwwww man.
This was the first time ever this guy saw a naked chick and got laid, or else it has no explanation.
Lohan's body perfect and flawless and tan, ROFLOL! muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What a fucking loser.

If she's as good in bed as her body is flawless and perfect and her skin tan, all she did was lay there snoring.

Lohan is disgusting. She probably smells like BARF, always drunk and coked out, smoking and hangover.

You know, if Lindsay were a guy, people would be congratulating her for being a big stud! So she's a girl who enjoys sex? Now that she's off the booze & pills, she's got to get some kind of endorphin rush ,and there's nothing like a wonderful orgasm!!!

Why do you all call he "slut" ? She has the behaviour of any good-looking 20 year-old of a modern country, doesn't she ? I mean, I understand that the ugly ones among you, or the ones who live in a small US town where church activities are the only option and neighbours know your every move, did not have much of a fun time as teenagers. But the others, did you not party whenever there was an opportunity ? Did you not make a lot of friends all over the world ? Did you not seize every occasion there was to sleep with someone who really turned you on ? Did you not take pride in the number of people you "conqueered" ? This is supposed to disappear as you get older, but at her age it is quite normal. We are not in the nineteenth century any more !!!
And if you have double standards, if you consider that it is good for a guy to get as many pretty women he can, but call a woman in the same situation a slut, then you are sexist. Americans have a lot of problems but sexism is not expected to be one of them.
And I don't like Lindsay Lohan.

This guy was drunk and on coke (the coke Lindsay shared with him) or on some other drugs, thus the explanation for all his hallucinations about Lohan being tan (WTF? she's an ultra pale freckled redhead) and having a perfect flawless body (WTF? Lohan's body is chubbish, flaccid, uncurvy and ugly, that's an insult to women who actually have nice bodies).

And wow, I bet she smells good *vomits*. Yep, like a drunken coked out hangover smoker, like barf, plus an unwashed snatch in which 3 different dicks got in in less than 24 hours without having washed her snatch in between *vomits* Rotten tuna scented snatch added to her usual barf smell.
Isn't it really fucking disgusting? Imagine putting your dick in a vagina that a few hours before had someone else's dick inside and hasn't been washed, all the other guy's fluids and dick 'essence' are remaining there *vomits* not only you get your dick infested with Lohan's gross fluids and rotten tuna scent, you also get all the other guy's fluids and whatever in your dick. Imagine the 3rd guy. Gross. He got to fuck an unwashed snatch that a few hours before had inside not 1 but 2 different dicks. Isn't that somehow gay too?

Poor guy! I hope he can deal with living with AIDS.

What a bunch of ASSHOLES...everyone is so fucking judgmental! And it sounds like a lot of mouths are filled with sour grapes.

Fer fucksake, cut the girl some slack. If you don't like how she runs her life then butt the fuck out of it and go read up on Mother Theresa or Joan of Arc.

In case you have forgotten, she is young. She has no children for whom she has to be responsible, she's not missing school, So if she wants to fuck every guy in Cleveland it's her business. You people act like she has done something to you personally. On her behalf I'd like to say to all of her detractors:

FUCK OFF...and in the immortal words of the late, great Jimi Hendrix. "I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die. So let me live my life the way I want to,"

Thank you for letting me vent. I feel better now.

Flawless and flexible are not words that come to mind when thinking about Lohan. Perhaps flabby and freckled, filthy and fucked up, or fishy and flatulent would better describe her.

#91 - "She has the behaviour of any good-looking 20 year-old of a modern country, doesn't she ?"
I would argue that she has the behavior of an inhabitant of Sodom and Gomorrah. Also, I don't know how many people you've "conqueered", but it's good to have some standards. Of course you probably have nationalized healthcare to take care of the consequences.

He's really hot, she scored. But I think it's sad he would do this....at least he had positive things to say....

wow,
now we know how lindsay made her claim to fame;
she slept her way to the top!
lol
didn't know that a firecrotch with freckles all over it was hot but ok

Enjoy your AIDS!

Oh yeah, I'd hit it too.

shes called a slut because shes supposed to be a lady, and not a pig (like men) women that want 'it' that much have to be discreet and classy about it, (isnt that something personal and private, just for you?) so if you want to be a classless pig (like many men) then go ahead and stay in the spotlight and show all those men that you slept with. that makes you a whore though for the public.
women are usually smarter about these things (and classy) but not this one.

I wonder how much she paid him to tell that stuff.

THAT IS ONE FUCKIN SICK STORY. I THINK THEY BOTH NEED TO GET THERE HEADS CHECKED.LINDSEY NEEDS TO GET HELP. I THINK SHE IS HOOKED ON SEX

THAT IS ONE FUCKIN SICK STORY. I THINK THEY BOTH NEED TO GET THERE HEADS CHECKED.LINDSEY NEEDS TO GET HELP. I THINK SHE IS HOOKED ON SEX NO WAIT SHE IS

THAT IS ONE FUCKIN SICK STORY. I THINK THEY BOTH NEED TO GET THERE HEADS CHECKED.LINDSEY NEEDS TO GET HELP. I THINK SHE IS HOOKED ON SEX NO WAIT SHE IS

I know you'll say yes.. But is it wrong that I absolutely LOVE Lindsay Lohan, and I completely admire her for things she's gone through in her life and for her intelligence?

.. I know it sounds really weird.

But really if you hear the things she has to say in interviews and such.. You can actually tell that even since the parent trap she's always been a very intelligent person.

I think it's sad what's happened to her. But I don't believe this 3 guys a night thing especially when they have no proof at all mentioned to back it up.. It's a pretty outlandish claim.

$21 and #25 made me laugh my friggin whole lower-body off. I'm gonna miss it.

#99 I'm a man and I still find that really sexist and degrading to women..
Women have the same rights as men so get used to it.. And yes women are as stimulated as men by sex.. and maybe Lindsay doesn't care to play games and pretend about it.

Lindsay is REAL. And it's admirable.