Jan 3 2008Lindsay Lohan seriously needs cash

1st?

she has bad skin

it's still not too late for her to move into the pr0n industry, but she better do it quick.

How about product combining Valtrex and a self-tanner?

Ban de Soleil Herpes Simplex Blistex Oxi Clean Newman's Own....

Just an idea...

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VICKS Anit-Whore Pills! bwahahha. Pure comedy Fish.

Isn't she an actress? can't she just find a movie and i dunno...act in it?

Imagine that:

'Hey, Hayden. Yeah, the party sure was fun lastnight. What are you doing? That's cool. Hey, you're never gonna guess what! Guess. Just guess! Will you guess?

Okay, I just got a deal to endorse an anti-smoking lozerga (?), agh, lozipalour (?), anyway, it's this tiny little sucky-thing that's supposed to help you quit smoking. What? No, I'm still smoking. Yeah! I use the lozoppa, and cigarettes at the same time. No big deal. But isn't that cooly about the endorsement? Huh?!

You endorse neutrogena?! That's what I meant to say. Yeah, uhm, - I'm endorsing, - agh, I endorse revlon. Yeah! I'm their new poster girl. I fly to London tonight to totally promote that shit. I'm a star.'

wow, she's 21 going on a coked-out 41...not even a normal 41.

Back in hard partying days, she was spending too much money flying cross country to get laid.

If Lindsay has no cash then how did she pay for that awesome weave she has bonded onto the top of her head? anyhow it is hard to feel sorry for someone who could easy get movie roles if she's stay sober.

yeah it sucks that at this point it costs her more to insure herself for movies than she is gettin paid to act in them. karma is a bitch. shes prolly fuckin all these guys for money and/or drugs.

I had to comment. That last line was goddamn hilarious.

Has anyone told this fuckin' twat about www.brokeoutofworkactresscokewhoreforhire.com? I heard Charlie Sheen buys all his trim at that site.

I am sure that fat hairy italian guy she was fucking has some money. She doesn't appear to be above whoring herself out, so I cannot see what the problem is.

She was said to hook up with 3 guys in 24 hours. OMG! She is so hot...BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site 'Meet Rich,com'? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

Lindsay baby #13 is right. Go to http:\\www.brokeoutofworkactresscokewhoreforhire.com and get on the team. Then if I get to be your first trick of the day you'll get 10k. I need assurances you'll have showered that why I want to be first.

I'll give her $5000 to clean my house!
$10,00 if she'll take a check!

Oh. I need some cash too. Anybody??? I don't put out, I can't sing or dance. But I'm a WAYYYY better actress than she is. Look. I'm acting like I'm working right now!

Cialis wants Lilo to be the spokeswoman for their arousing product. The president of Cialis has just taken one of his pills and Lindsay has 36 hours to meet him and personally experience why she'd love to endorse this amazing gift to women.

Maybe Valtrax can make her and Porous fight to the death for spokeswhore rights. They can tie their hands together like the Beat It video.

Hey Lynne #15:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Hey, Rich, was that the Beat it vid or the I'm Bad video? Or both? Who cares, I'd pay per view...

All is not lost for Lilo however; she and Tara can pool their resources and party together on a limited budget. I smell a great internet business idea here!!!!

Things Lindsay also seriously needs:

HIV cocktail
a shower
crack, lots of crack
a career

She should be sponsored by Vulva, a product as useless as she is.

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/german_poontang_juice_is_horri.php

RE: Anonymous - January 3, 2008 12:50 PM

"Hey Lynne #15:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes..."

Uhhh...She's an INDIAN loser with no life. OK. Carry on.

I've got $200 for her with a $50 tip for full service

That's like me doing an anti-heroin or anti-bastard child ad.

People keep calling Ariva an smoking cessation lozenge, but it's really just smokeless tobacco, like chewing tobacco.

Getting fuglier by the day. Could I care less about this useless twat?

She needs to move to a small town in the midwest, get a job other than crack whore and try living like a normal human being before she ends up dead. This is tragic - her parents should be shot for what they did to this girl -including stealing all her money, evidently.

Drugs and indiscriminate sex are so glamorous. Look at Lindsay. From superstar to hitting friends up for money in a few short years. Hooking would actually be a step up for her at this point.

Nice parenting there, Lohans. You two should write a book.

yes she would make a great double act with Tara (I'm stupid as fuck, drunk and broke) Reid. Selling tickets to the Hookers Ball. Or handing out STD clinic flyers. or porn. or moving targets down at the pistol club.

HA, HA, HA, HANG LOOSE GIRL, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA...............and justice for all!!

i don't think she is beautiful, but many friends from sugarmommymeet.com said she is good. for god sake i don't know the reason, but i think they are reasonable for i know they are picky. you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....and they are beautiful and charming....

Does she wanna make a quick $20? No tears?

I have met with Lindsay about a month ago at blackwhitekiss.com. Let me tell you she is a really nice girl with lots of troubles. People need to leave her be for a while, even though she is doing silly things. So she is replacing drugs with boys now.

I don't understand the young celebrity gals these days - can't they grow their own hair? Why do they all have fake hair?

I feel bad for these girls like Lindsey and Britney - they all got too much too fast and have the wrong people around them.

She's not broke.
Don't believe everything she tells you.

Don¨t you guys think it is such a tragedy to see such idiotic person under that beautifull and nice face!