Jan 18 2008Lindsay Lohan headed to the morgue

FIRST BITCHES

Scoll down until you can only see her from the neck down in the first pic and ya think yeah i'd hit that scroll up..and eh..I'll pass....

First bitches ?

First!

Lohan's boobs are fake:
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/linsday_lohan_plastic_surgery.htm

she is pretty nasty

FIFTH ASSHOLES

WHAT-Everrrrrr!

This is a perfect example of when a paper bag over the head is the only way to go...

How poetic would it be for Lindsey to be working under the same coroner that, after Lohan's death, is the pathologist who does her autopsy?!

That would be so rad!

Will she be working on Brit?

Hey Dating Website Troll:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

She is so pale right now that if she leans over a patient they might thing the are going towards "the light" and go towards it only to get a cold sore instead of heaven.

http://theunsoberlife.com

Anonymous = as annoying as the dating website trolls. What, you have that on some word document and copy/paste it EVERY chance you get? Pathetic.

better be careful sending a know sex addict to work in the morgue. a bunch of stiffies with no way to fight back is a recipe for disaster.

i know, it's gross, but fuck it - she would

awesome. glad to see spandex is making a come back..

Dammit. For half of a second I thought Lindsay Lohan was dead and it was the happiest I've been in months...

Well, she could come to my morgue anytime ...

She has coke face again.....

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
You fucking freak.

i was thinking the same thing as #12. i waked up in a sheer state of terror if she was breathing over me. im not about getting a std, vd, or any other disease she may be carrying...even if she looked like she was in her prime. she looks used and beaten up lately.

I'm the guy that published the D.A.'s direct phone number... I would not have asked for this as a punishment.

Is this a little attention whoring on his part?

Oh sure. Drug rehab and the confrontation of all those facts had such a profound influence on her that this morgue thing and ER thing will turn her around on those issues, too. Right.

Unless, of course, she's a narcissistic, drug-addicted, spoiled bimbo who has gotten by this far (thank you very much) by ignoring the advice of others and just following whatever self-destructive impulse has come to her microscopically-sized little mind.

That said, she's got a great rack...

Formaldehyde is a good preservative. Lindsay take note.

Garp

Garp bit bonkers

Very nice below the vacant dome.

I wonder how long it will take Lindsay to palm the key to the drug cabinet in the ER?

I'm guessing the judge or whoever thinks working at the morgue and ER will scare Lohan "straight." Maybe he should send Britney to a truck stop parking lot to see what happens to stupid women who have no skills besides showing their cooz.

Won't work, anyway. Junkies and drunks and attention whores are like that for a reason. They never learn. They just get old and pathetic and bitter. I'm kinda looking forward to bitter Britney. I bet she's way more amusing than drunk and stupid Britney.

While in the morgue, she's going to try sipping on the embalming fluid for a quick pick-me-up.

All you losers r stupid an dumb. Linds is really tryin. She iz a good actor and just got dealt a rough hand in life. So back off haterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

I like to think that dress is an open back dress..... and her left arm is her back...... which gives her a very strange boxy look. Why is it amuzing? Probably cause I'm fucking hung the fuck over.. Don't judge me.

30th bitches!
Seriously, why do you all care what number you are?
That just proves you have ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE that you can just sit here and hit refresh until they post a new article.
Get back to work kiddos.

The judge knew what he was doing when he made ER work part of her sentence - put the people where they can use their skills:

"There have been rare reports of prolonged erections greater than 4 hours and priapism (painful erections greater than 6 hours in duration) for drugs such as Cialis. Priapism, if not treated promptly, can result in irreversible damage to the erectile tissue. Patients who have an erection lasting greater than 4 hours, whether painful or not, should seek emergency medical attention."

She'll be very happy at the morgue: plenty of stiff ones for her to try on.

She'll be very happy at the morgue: plenty of stiff ones for her to try on.

"Anonymous = as annoying as the dating website trolls. What, you have that on some word document and copy/paste it EVERY chance you get? Pathetic."

Damn right, asshole. Go fuck yourself. YOU are probably the fucking troll, prick.

Pretty hot bod for a 40 year old. Wonder how dried out her hoo-ha is by now.

No, I'm not, but I am sick of your simple, same boring retort to the spammers.

I think Lindsey looks so pretty in this picture-- I mean I wouldn't wear a dress that tight but atleast her ass cheeks aren't falling out... pretty gross she has to work with dead bods though

I think Lindsey looks so pretty in this picture-- I mean I wouldn't wear a dress that tight but atleast her ass cheeks aren't falling out... pretty gross she has to work with dead bods though

The morgue? Isn't that what guys that fuck her refer to her hoo hah as... the morgue?

#11 - Yea, I said it the other day, your info was helpful like the first 4 or 500 times... now it's just another thing to skip over.

#29? Maybe you could describe to everyone what 'rough hand' Lindsey was dealt by life?

This should be great fun for everyone to read.

Hey #37:

Tough shit. I don't care if you're tired of it. I'll stop when the Dating Website Troll goes away. Until then.....deal with it.

Great... now we have the troll and the anti-troll.

There's no moderating anymore, just a bot that doesn't let you type of words like n*gger. Spam trolls are here to stay. There's no point in "battling" them. This site's on autopilot until the server dies.

29 - I don't like to go there and fly the racial flag but its writing like yours that is the main reason why people hate ghetto blacks, including the white and latino ones that talk with that inflection.

I don't care because you're just going to do it more and more; you'll probably come back with another ghetto-style rant and call us all crackers. Hey, whatever works for you, y'know.

I just wanted to put it in writing. It's hard to love everybody when some of the everybodies just want to be ingnorant ghetto assholes, and for no other reason than to aggravate others.

Grow up.

You're right... n!gg@ and @ll@h get blocked... weird...

Cracka ass crackas...

46 - LOL!!!!!

Oddly, I had no idea that #45 would be flying the whiteboy flag when I wrote cracka ass crackas... I am a clairvoyant. And ghetto talk is just a dialect of English, like any of the regional accents in this country with its own parlance and change of word meanings. Some white folks will look for any reason to not like "ghetto blacks, including the white and latino ones that talk with that inflection."

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ

Q: How witty can a 10 year old be?
A: As witty as their vocabulary will let them

I would think if someone was the first to comment on a story, they would, at least, have something to say besides "Duhh - First" ..... Your vocabulary is quite extensive. What a true wit you are kush. Anyone would be amazed at your lengthy ramblings, the enormousness of your wording and the sentence structure you show when you write about Lindsay Lohan. It's like you REALLY KNOW her ! What does your girl (if you're that old) think of you being first? How's that whole "first" thing workin out for HER? HAHAHAHAHA ...............

Hey, #45? #29 is a white bitch.

And, what's wrong with hating black people? If it gets you off, so what?

Boy, how I enjoy flying my 'racial' flag. I fly it everywhere. Except in front of those really huge ape brothas; those guys'll fucking kick your white ass. Then have sex with you. Felons?..

Showboat judge passing out bullshit sentences to celeb drunks. How very LA.

Meanwhile, favorite fantasy 119(a) about the sexy pathologist who thinks she is bringing me back to life, cue the crappy 70s porno musical score....

36. Cap'n Pickles - January 18, 2008 11:44 AM
"Pretty hot bod for a 40 year old. Wonder how dried out her hoo-ha is by now."

She's 21 years old ya stupid little fuckin -fuck
She's only LIVED and LOVED like she's 40
(Rode Hard And Put Away Wet ... in other words)

xrist we have some retards amongst us (11, 29, 52, just to name a few). Time for some chlorine in the old gene pool. This site is getting painful to read.

If you look real close at the tag on her dress there is a warning;

Pressurized to 500 PSI
Do not open!

p0nk, you dislike Mr PSA at #11? He sees himself as the spam equivalent to the MinuteMen who patrol our borders against deadly tomato pickers. Something tells me he's funding both sides of the War on Spamming.

I'm really into CFNM. Wonder if she's been there?

what movie will she be shooting? Surely no one thinks this is going to be a missed opportunity for another drama. Please.

55, he posts as often as the spammers and it takes longer to scroll past his drivel. Somebody must have laughed at it the 1st time he posted, so now we're blessed with an encore on every story.

This girl is just plain ugly - both inside and out. And what the hell is wrong with her legs and knees?? Ugliest fat wads on those knees I've ever seen! And she's looking so old! Totally FUG!

Rich Port!

'Deadly tomato pickers'! Hot!

This girl is 22 but looks 40

Wow, she has a terrific body. Seriously, she's a freak and a train wreck waiting to happen and I think she gets WAY too much attention, BUT that dress leaves NO flaws untouched and the girl obviously doesn't have any. I'm jealous.

61st BIIIAAATCHES.

Oh man she is so hot. This is really cool. I can crash my car, and get send to the morgue where Lindsey is working and suddenly my head turns 'Save me" Lindsey proceeds to give me one hell of a blow job.

What a hot woman.

Seriously, is there such a thing as coke face? what is it? Is it a swollen face on a Keith Richards-skinny body? I'm trying to figure out what my cousin is doing to himself. thanks -

there's now way she's wearing underwear!

www.marmeladesquest.com

she reminds me of Sharon Stone at, say, 30 years.... so much potential - such a waste in the end

she looks absolutely fantastic.

she's going to be at the morgue permanently soon...all coked out at 21

What a bad news!!!!!!!!!!!! There is another bad news .Someone told me she was interested in dating other boys!!!!!!!! I don't know whether is it true?????????????

maybe im really fucked up but she looks like one of those huge ostriches or emus to me... and shes gettin ready to peck

Maybe her Hohan-ness can restore life...

Sheez, "Lindsay Lohan headed to the morgue", thought I missed some big news. I'd still love her if it was true, though.

I think Cloverfield blows. May be okay for teens who haven't seen movies before.

@29 Eh, looks like she got handed the Goose that lays the Golden Eggs, but somehow bungled it. Like those Spears idiots. I think LILO has better odds of turning it all around, though.

@39 Wish she'd get her red hair back and lose the tan. I don't think being an unremarkable blonde is helping her. I think black works better for her than the blond.

@62 I'm wondering if there's a shaper prosthetic under there.

what are you talking about!??!?!she is beautifil!!!

Report This! I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the bbw and plus size people dating site plusmingle.com last week.

She was just the protitute for the night.
THAT'S WHY FOLKS!!

Awww...she has to wait in line just like everybody else. Why is there not a drink in her hand? I expected to see a scotch rock...

I checked a her sexy photo at the STD dating STDromance.com

hope she doesnt try to jump start any corpse

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For all her warts and faults, I think she actually looks good in this photo. Better than she has in a long while (like since Mean Girls). Every woman should invest in a "little black dress".

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She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
,but don't know ih it is her.

She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
,but don't know ih it is her.

Never tease me with a headline like that again Fish.

hahahahahaha. and ps?? Kim Kardashian looks A MILLION TIMES BETTER IN THIS DRESS THAN THAT LINDSAY LOHAN

Yep. Looking 10 years older than her real age but I still want to fuck the living daylights out of her.

I think shes amazingly hot here