Jan 17 2008Lindsay Lohan allowed back at movie premieres

Bitch - First!

first

SEcond!

nice boobs. They real?

Wow, Lindsay finally figured out what works - first, give people lots of pictures of Britney, then show up properly showered and dressed. I accidentally got a half-chub before I realized what was going on here...

she is a SKANK...she looks twice her age...EWWW!!! Rode hard and put away wet comes to mind...actually rode hard and STILL being rode hard is more like it!!

just great

Looks like a guy in drag imo.

Is it just me, or are those things getting bigger the less coke she has? I love boobs. I wanna drink shots from those dirty pillows.

http://theunsoberlife.com

Remember when she used to be hot and semi-interesting?

Niether do I

why does her face look like that

Do you think the reason that whore showed up is because she mistakenly thought it was called Poppy Field?

How does a natural redhead have black roots?

what's wrong with her face? is it swollen? something ain't right.

Just once, I'd like to see Fish put up a stick figure drawing, and watch everybody make essentially the same comments as usual. They really don't vary much.

Umm Linds has enyone ever told you your head is WAY to big for your body? Got a little Nancy Reagan action going on there.

Cleavagefield

God... more like "grandma cleavage mandatory". Sick.

God... more like "grandma cleavage mandatory". Sick.

HEY.. double post?? I didn't even click the fucking button twice!

Wow, she looks so damn much older than 21.

i bet she didn't took her parting mom with her

Nice fucking hair, are you kidding me? She looks like a bloated Sharon Stone with extensions. Eww.

DJ: Hey we got the 10th caller on the line, what's your name?
Caller: Lindsay.
DJ: What's that?
Caller Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan.
DJ: Ahhh, well ok Linus it's your lucky day! You won movie passes to the premiere of Cloverfield.

Damn, that face looks like eight miles of unpaved road.......

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Shouldn't it be required that you be a movie star if you are going to the premiere of a movie? Or, at least have some talent of any sort!

oh, #1 & 2 - you guys should stop blowing each other. Being happy about being 1st is as lame as Lohan's talent level.

Since this is "song day" here ya go, Linds:

I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high

Well it’s the funk elastic
The blunt I twist it
The slammer five
Buddha fine
Funk on your desk, es’
Oh what you missed this
You got to bear witness
Catch a ho’, and another ho’
Merry Christmas
Yes I smoke shit
Straight off the roach clip
I roll shit
Fold the blunt
At once
To approach it
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion
What’s the commotion
Yo I’m not joking around, people learnin’
’bout what they’re smoking
My oven’s on high when I roast the quayo
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
Exhale
Now you the phunk of the thai
When I feel the effects

I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high

OH BABY. She's HOT. Mercy

#26 troll, that is great!!! I actually read THOSE lyrics. Very catchy. What is that song called? I want to know what the tune is.

I agree, she looks much older than she is, the hard living is really taking a toll on her. In just a few more years, she'll no longer look hotter than any of you ever will.

She has to be a GREAT fuck.

She looks stoned. Notice her squinty eyes?
Also, her face sure looks bloated. Isn't that an effect of doing lots of coke?

I'm pretty sure #26 is a never-released song by Marie Osmond.

30... but you don't get STDs from your hand.

She would look better if she just stuck with her natural hair color and toned down the makeup. Redheads look shitty when they hide their ginger-ness.

jesus she looks so fucking hot in these pics

#31 could be, you only retain water when you are dehydrated, so vodka could do that as well, or she might just be a pothead with neverending munchies and eating too much cake..

#32 lol, I think you're right

she's a disease-ridden idiotic waste of a nice rack. and i think that pretty much sums her up.

She looks really used up and still on the junk. That's sad. She had potential.

Hey 38! Where have you been???? Big daddy is ready for you! I would say you could take a break, but my teeny tiny little penis is FINALLY hard, bless you mom.

Hey 38! Where have you been???? Big daddy is ready for you! I would say you could take a break, but my teeny tiny little penis is FINALLY hard, bless you mom.

I would shove my one-eyed snake deep, deep down her throat.
Then, I would rape that ass like crazy.
Then, I would give her some ass-to-mouth action.
Then, it's back in the ass-pipe.
Then, she would open her mouth-hole and get a big load of my manjuice.
Then, while that mouth-hole is still open, I would take a piss inside (yummy!).
Then, she would pay me for services rendered.
And then I would finish watching my episode of spider-man.

more evidence men are fucking retarded, pointless, and only good for one thin....nope. no, they're good for nothin bastards. If I EVER needed to get laid, I could. You sorry pieces of shit can't get a piece of ass to save your mothers life. Fucking big 3 year olds. Thats what you are.

Holy Shite! Look at her fuckin' MAN HANDS.

I don't want those man hands all over my hard cock...yuck.

wow drugs really changed her eyes.
she got that scary stripper stare.

she probably also regrets spending all that time under the sun burning her skin.

I gots my thumb up my bum!

Hey your sister:

We can piss on walls. You can't.

42 - you need to get laid.

In the third pic on the bottom, she looks like the aliens in that movie... with charlie sheen... you know, The Visitors.. yea.

#41,
That all sounds very romantic. I suggest bringing one red stemmed rose to complete your romantic evening.

she's a vixen...must drive you crazy in the bed

#42 you know what is..you need some pussy

Can she be any whiter? I'm like fucking blind now. Also, her freckles are ghastly.

I think Your sister just need s a hug.

*wipes dust off monitor*

*scratches head*

What in the hell happened to Jessica Simpson?

What is this Cloverfield crap? They already did that bit with the Statue of Liberty in Planet of the Apes. Am I supposed to be shocked that that ugly monument to Babylonian pandemonium might one day fall? America is not a real culture, and democracy is just one of the devil's little jokes. All the races and religions living together, gee, yeah, that works. Pull your heads out of your asses.

Lohan looks hot.

She is ugly and looks like trash even all glamed up. Heck, what a slutty, cheap slutty, dress for a celebrity actress to wear at a movie premiere, pretty pathetic, shows her fashion sense and her totat lack of style. She looks darn CHEAP. Even Britney who likes to dress slutty and proud of it wouldn't wear this cheap slutty outfit at a movie premiere. She looks like an ugly $10 white trash hooker at a movie premiere with this dress on.
She's so pale too, and the fact that she coats her face on brown makeup when the rest of her body is looking ghostly white pale is really unflattering and enhances that cheap white trash hooker look even more.

Damn with a hot bod like that, I would bone her hard night after night after night.

Why even go to Cloverfield. Superficial revealed the monster the other day:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/01/janice_dickinson_as_godzilla.php

@26 Poetic troll - you forgot the verse about "I wanna writhe around on the hotel lobby floor"......

Wow, she looks insanely older than 21 years old.

All that fake sun-tanning totally baked her skin. I used to find her pretty, but now she's all washed up. I mean, other older celebs look ten times better than her. I mean...sure they've all had Botox, but nothing is going to fix Lindsay's permanent sun-damaged skin!

Be smart kids, don't fake-bake yourself .. lol

Like Heidi Montag, she's a good weekend girl. Anymore than that, and I'd probably want to commit harikiri. Too bad. Saw "Mean Girls" again recently, and was reminded she coulda been a contendah.

I smell sex and candy.

No...wait...I just smell sex. Not the good sex either. Sperm burping gutter whore sex. Yep, Lindsay has entered the building!

Does she not know that when you spray tan your face, you need to do your body, too. Those freckles are disgusting and look like warts all over her.

I agree with #12... dark roots?? how...?

And omg, I hate saying this, but her body looks absolutely incredible! Her face is too caked with makeup, but her body is hott

Shes just plain ugly! Why cant we have hotter people in Hollywood. What ever happened to that? I dont know why people even bother taking her picture, hell she may break the damn camera!

Shes just plain ugly! Why cant we have hotter people in Hollywood. What ever happened to that? I dont know why people even bother taking her picture, hell she may break the damn camera!

i don't know what's up with the hetero males on this site...but i would eat that ass for hours.

Shes just plain ugly! Why cant we have hotter people in Hollywood. What ever happened to that? I dont know why people even bother taking her picture, hell she may break the damn camera!

No shit its Godzilla! I mean what else could it be?

yeah doesnt look good as a blonde. looks like a wig?

Wow , just, like waking up. Talk about a 'Tara Reid-type' bender. Did I miss anything ?
( Oh...and does anyone have any stock tips ? The DOW 'had a cow' as they say in the industry)

fat freckly anemic legs and bad bleached hair ugh she's a burnout already...wasn't she named Maxim's sexiest woman alive ??? what bad fckin taste they have.....

#71 My sources are saying that's the last time Maxim is going to use Diebold machines to do the 'sexiest woman' counting.
Fortunately I don't think Diebold slot machines are still in use for any other type of counting assessment. They've banned shaved cards as well in Vegas - and just try to get in there with a pair of your own dice.
The pricks.

http://listenupbitchh.blogspot.com/

Binky,
Try ADAM and EGLF.ob. If you get rich, send me a postcard from the edge.

I want some old fashioned Lindsay Lohan:
http://www.imgsvr.com/jn/lohan191280x1024.jpg

But I'll settle for skanky Hohan if that's all that's left. Hohan any way I can get it.

I bet she has padding under that dress to give the illusion of a figure.

Hohan RULES ALL! Hohan TRANSCENDS.

Oh, I remember this chick! She was hot back when she was on Falcon Crest... wait... who is this, again?

Thanks Ted - I'll check those one's out.

what kind of truck ran over her face? her body is 19, her face is 47.

Hey - wait a sec - Ted can't find those 'hot tips' on my ,like, Stock Watch thingie.
And was ready to tell you all about 'T Blank Zed' .(Zee-Americano)
Oh well.

"her body is 19, her face is 47"

and when she's facing the headboard, who cares?

IS that Lindsay or her mother?

Cliff Notes : Binky - always 'value invest'
Binky: Yeah, but what about these guys at Horizon and 'Razor' - they were pulling 1 per cent a week.
Well. ok. - I just saw the doc 'Money Changers'.
( Where's Sid? the pro Thora Birch, anti-bank guy. I saw the doc 'Money Changers Sid ! I agree Come back! I always thought Thora was a cutie as well)
Sorry , a bit back to the nostalgia thing there. Sorry. Reality beckons...

She looks like she's getting a little fat. If she lost 10-15lbs, I'd do her.

FIRST ENTRY ABOUT HER AND IM ALREADY SICK OF HER.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD???? GO BACK TO F*CKING REHAB LOHAN OR TO A GRAVE. WHATEVER.

Yep. She's definitely a Cleveland. Great-looking uniform, ugly helmet...

Ok, it's nighttime and only the kooks are here, so let's cut the crap - if she didn't have herpes, I'd do her, and so would you. Fags.

Re #70...Hey Binky..Buy, buy, buy and buy more Gold! Or invest in precious metals funds...going to go through the roof as company stocks will tank out!

Oh by the way...from some of the recent pics I've seen since Lilo hit rock bottom this past summer...the Irish girl isn't looking to bad in her tight black dress. I don't believe there has been any augmentation done to her mammary glands...but I'd have to get my hands on them to know for sure...!

Good point #87 FRT I guess Gold is the way to go.Tanx.
Of course, I knew there could be a few probs and when I saw the Lear Jet on the right was probably going to crash into that Hotel in Dubai one pic over.
And don't get me started on the sailboat on the left side that's about to tip over.

it's sad what she looks like now....used to be the obomb around la...then again i guess she was was annoying then to....bring it back rack i love you lindsay

She looks better with red hair.

Sorry but she has totally had a nose job.
Why am I the only one noticing this? I know she has her tits out but try looking up for a minute, keep going up until you see her nose and then try and tell me she didn't have anything done to it
It's a completely different shape from before

what a joke! someone just PSed her pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the bbw and plus sized singles dating club plusmingle.com.

she looks so old and worn. i guess that's what happens when you spend all your money on weaves and coke... and meth, she has classic meth skin. who is she trying to be now? scarjo?

if you look at her armpit in the 3rd picture, you can see where they missed with the tan in a can. black roots are interesting.... is it just me or does she look like pam anderson's older sister? i thought she was pretty at one time, it's scary what crack and a bitchy attitude will do to ones looks...

#91,
I tried very hard to follow your advice. I got to the top of her tits, but kept going back down to the lower portion of her tits. I guess the bottom line is I don't give a shit about her nose. I didn't even realize she had one until you brought the subject up. In the future, I suggest you pay more attention to tits than noses when it comes to superficial photos of superficial people. In real life, I highly recommend you pay more attention to the eyes. Why these "famous" people don't bolt for real life, I'll never understand.

She is a skank. A freckly often chubby one at that. I fail to see why she is even worth mentioning at all?

If you were scraping the bottom of the barrel, pushed Paris Filthy and Hillary Doff aside, yup.....she'd be squished in there...

She looks an awful lot like Madonna in that second picture.

So. Ted. Couldn't find your stocks.
(But I can definitely confirm - 9/11 was an Inside job)
So Ted. On purpose - just to piss you off - I'm not going to mention TEE Blank Zee. ( that's going to pop in mid FEb.)
Sincerely -
Binky - ( from L A.)

Miley Cyrus is totally the new LINDSAY, she has more stripping pictureS!! LOL

http://oceanup.typepad.com/oceanup/2008/01/miley-cyrus-mys.html

Right # 98 - any comments on 9/11 ?
Inside job ?
Is Hanna Montana is just a front for the "Truth" movement ?
Etc.

Best wishes for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Althou others say she likes dating on seekamillionaire.com

{Well ok # 99. You anal pricks.
They don't pay me to do this, so,like -' Blow me'}

Not to worry Binky. I never know what the fuck you are talking about... Is TEE the stock symbol? If so, there are other stocks that start that way. Please be more specific. EGLF.ob has a new technology for golf clubs and ADAM is a web medical information site. ADAM is a real play, EGLF.ob is a longshot gamble that could pay off big. Just to keep this on topic:
Nice tits.
Britney is out of control.
Kim Kardashian has a big ass.
TCLTC
Janice Dickinson looks more like Emily Dickinson.
JLH is FAT.
Jessica fucked up the Cowpies football game.
Kelly Brook has flapjacks.
Blah blah blah who gives a shit about any of this stuff? I'm banking on Binky giving me good karma and great stock tips just for showing up on this site.
For the record, the dozens of posts debating whether JLH is fat or not is pathetic. WHO GIVES A SHIT if she is fat or not??? If you care, you need to reconsider your priorities. If you don't, than say something funny to call attention away from the "She isn't fat, she's a size 8," type comments. WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT SIZE SHE IS OR CLAIMS TO BE??? The only reason I read this site is there are some funny people here. That is the only reason. Americans are becoming so fucking dumb. Did any of you see Nightline with the preacher who is claiming that Jesus wanted people to be rich? He is flying around on his private jet defending his lifestyle. WHO are these morons that give assholes like this guy their money? I have a tip for all of you, religion (all of them) is a bunch of made up shit... so let's stop all the wars that have transpired as a result of religious ferver. And most importantly, what happened to Iowagirl?

She looks old and haggard.

IF ANY OF YOU THINK SHE LOOKS BAD, YOU OUGHTA SEE THESE NASTY ASS WOMEN IN CENTRAL FLORIDA!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SO MANY UGLY FAT SKANKY WOMEN!!! CALIFORNIA AND ARIZONA ARE LIKE A NON-STOP MODEL RUNWAY COMPARED TO THIS SHIT!!! IT'S FUCKING UNREAL HOW UGLY THE WOMEN HERE IN CENTRAL FLORIDA ARE. EVERYONE IS EITHER A FATASSED PUERTO RICAN OR WHITE TRASH REDNECK WITH BAD SKIN. IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYES AND YOUR DICK, DON'T COME HERE!

SINCERELY,
MICKEY MOUSE

Don't worry Ted.
A lot of the time I'm not sure what I'm talking about either. I like come back and like, 'What was that all about' ? ETC.
And I'm with you - the only reason I ever stopped at this site was I read a few comments and started laughing.
And then I came back.
(and 9/11 was an inside job)

TA valid point..very valid

although..without war what will people in power do to pass time? Dinner converstation will be dull to say the least...

I myself believe we should all regress a go back the days of the Caveman...I am reading the Plains of Passage.....and I would love to have that life *sigh*

ahem...

so back to Jason....

Is everyone here from the States? I am from South Africa ( yeah believe it or not we are not all mean racists folk as so often portrayed..)

Come on, I cant be the only South African who is hooked on this site?

or...

That suffers from a mild obsession over Jason Stratham?

Ted : TBZ Canadian exchange. Tonbridge Power. Should go (if they get approval.) Mid Feb.
Public at LARGE : Is this legal Binky ?
Binky : Sure. In a recession 'Pump and Dump' rules ! (Just ask the guys with the Lear Jet and the sail boat about to tip over a couple of my links back)

She Looks OLD!! She looks worn out (and I don't mean tired)

GOD, HER PUSSY PROBABLY SMELLS SO GOD DAMN BAD. LIKE THE DUMPSTER BEHIND YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE

Nice to see her back after all these years......She looks good for forty....

I don't know what you people and all bitching about Lindsey , but If you look at the pictures, she's actually damn hot. I mean the full tits, the luscious ass and that sweet fine figure. Who wouldn't want to bang her hard. Stop whining you pussies about her hair, who a cares if it's a wig to make it look a lot fuller or if she looks older then 16. Nobody is gonna look 16 forever, If you can't get over it then just put a bag over her head and keep banging that ass and pussy you damn wimps. I though I wouldn't hesitate to put my big black cock in her fire crotch any day.

It's not like she's got Paris Hilton's rabid pussy, that shit will melt and rot your dick off.

She's ragged and haggard looking. A mop of crispy bleached hair, dress too tight [note the ripping strap in the back in the last pic] and her nose job is starting to show its age. The double-jointed knee thing isn't too hot either.

Won't be long until she ends up back in rehab or jail. Its in her DNA.

#103 - WOW! Mild-mannered, laid back, humorous Ted from LA finally reveals his inner angry beast! Ok, now I really love him.

I'm so very ashamed at my dick for wanting to hit that like a dinosaur killing asteroid... so very ashamed...

#105 - Funny

108 - Jason Statham....that is some yummy man-candy. Say Lady, to you rrrroll you rrrrr's like the South Affies I've seen on tv?

Hey cancy:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

FRIST! Help! I'm thinking that a troll is sending me hidden messages and directing me to do things. It's only a short step until I start listening to voices.

9/11 was an inside job

..........................SHE DEFINITELY WASN'T MY CHOICE!!

Ew... If I looked like her I would... Color my hair darker, lose weight and tone up, oh yea and stop being a slutty whore. She is nasty.

Woodhorse, I am here to help. Take a deep breath and navigate back to the porn. Stare blankly five minutes and hit refresh on the fish. You will be ok..

she's 21 going on 35. i was surprised to find out that she wasn't significantly older...

She looks OUTSTANDING for a woman in her late 40s.

Woah. She looks about 36 years old. But like a drugged out, alcoholic 36 year old. How old is she SUPPOSED to be? Like 21? That is just sad.

I'd hit that. She's old looking but that body is built for sin.

#115,
It was the wine. I'm relatively sober now. I love you.

didn't she wear this dress already except it was rainbow stripes on it? what, no one can make another dress tight enough? can she breathe in that thing. god, i hope not!

Hey cancy:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

Her dress looks as if it's screaming "Help MEEEEEE!!!

I don't really understand the negativity about her appearance here...I mean, say what you want about her work ethics, but come on! I'm a girl and I can admit that she looks really good here. Her body, the dress, the hair, everything. Really pretty in my opinion

I think she looks great but unfortunately the thoughts of her sleeping with several guys a day kind of kills it for me. Call me crazy, but I like my women slightly cleaner than the toilet seat at a gas station lavatory.

BITCH.............

The thumbnails look nice, however, that doesn't change the fact that it's time for a paper bag.

She seriously looks like she's twice her age.

Just say no kiddies....

She has a really nice body, too bad she is a ginger.

Y'all mo'fos are out your damn minds!! Lindsay Lohan is FINE!!

Sure, she looks older than 21 but I prefer women, not girls.

This is the same style as the rainbow dress she wore here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=455465&in_page_id=1773
Didn't care for it the first time around. A little better in black, still not a fan. But she's looking fit and fairly healthy.

This is the same style as the rainbow dress she wore here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=455465&in_page_id=1773
Didn't care for it the first time, a little better in black but still not a fan. However, she does look fit and fairly healthy.

She swayed a lot of people in the Industry with how she handled the Capri International Film Festival. They're hoping to drill her, as well, before she hits 22.

She has always been ugly, chubby and boring, then she became a booze and barf stinking drug addicted boring skeleton all saggy and flaccid, now she looks like an used up 43 year old booze and barf stinking drug addicted ugly and boring flaccid but back into the chubbish side pretending to look attractive but miserably failing stinky and disgusting STD'ed whore. Man is that mug UGLY. Her skin looks so old and tired and full of lines and circles under the eyes she may well be at least 43. She's so incredibly pale too, and looks really gross with that fake brown coat of makeup she's wearing on her face and neck.

Man how can anyone say they'd hit this disgusting ugly old whore:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/01/Lindsay%20Lohan%20Cloverfield/gallery_main/gallery_main-0117_lindsay_lohan_clover_04.jpg

you must be really desperate ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
She's uglier than a fart, and how can anyone say her body is nice? Don't let the corset-style dress fool you, you can even see her fat belly trying to pop out of the dress, her flat saggy flaccid and hanging ugly ass, her huge waist and lack of hips and just EWWWWW, everything, she's worse than GROSS and DISGUSTING.

WTF is wrong with her hands? They are ultra chubby and bigger than her fucking head. Man hands anyone?

This is another ROLE-MODEL for a twenty dollar prostitute.
OH NOOO, it's lilo!!
GETOUTAHERE!!

Does she have herpes? I checked the rumor at this herpes dating site STDromance.com

one of the flattest asses i ever seen. especially in the last photo, gross

You have to admit, she looks quite stunning in that Lil' black dress, better then her more recent photos, and I'm not even lesbian.

I'll like to stick it in her ass...

eww those legs are hideous! ... but i like her hair.

eww those legs are hideous! ... but i like her hair.

hahahahahaha. and ps?? Kim Kardashian looks A MILLION TIMES BETTER IN THIS DRESS THAN THAT LINDSAY LOHAN

She is soooo high in these pics!