Jan 18 2008Kirsten Dunst is fashiony, I think

These are shots of Kirsten Dunst for the latest campaign for fashion house Miu Miu. I came up with some slogans:

Miu Miu: For the pigmentally-challenged lady.
Miu Miu: Cocaine is aww yeah!
Miu Miu: Sometimes you have to climb to fashion. Or lay on the floor and stare at yourself in a circular mirror. We don’t even know.
Miu Miu: Picture the Matrix but as a play starring Kirsten Dunst. That’s how our handbags will make you feel – but with more hula hoop.

Photos: Splash News

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vomit

Interesting.

/and no she doesn't look like Billy Corgan

I would like to get my freak on with her

if she whipped her tits out, I might be slightly more impressed

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no idea!!!!

oh c'mon Superfish, you know you think she's hot because she's showing some skin. You always find hot any woman that shows some skin even when they are uglier than a fart.

I keep thinking Mui Mui, it's what's for dinner.

But that can't be right.

Ah I can's stand this pretencious arsty crackhead nasty shit. Fucking aweful. Hillary threw out all my playboys, juggs, and juicy big buts magazines... now they know what classic lady art is all about.

This is just depressin' I'm gonna go find the stash I hide in my sax and go inhale. God I'm lonely.

P.S. HCDNLTC but BCLTP

Congratulations...you are skinny, white and freaky looking enough to be in a Miu Miu ad campaign.

Congratulations...you are skinny, white and freaky looking enough to be in a Miu Miu ad campaign.

wow... Letterman is hiring zombie-vampire-clowns to replace his "Will It Float" girls?

No shit; Kirsten's so translucent white, you can actually see heart.

She's like a giant salamander!

Miu Miu: How Much Coke Could A Vampire Snort If A Vampire Could Snort Coke

she's not that bad!

Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!

Miu Miu: when you need that perfect outfit for your cirque du soleil interview

Vapid cunt.

by the way, whoever made up the post about Britney's "Gorilla Butthole" is my new hero. I can't get it out of my mind.

Farty fart fart!

Miu Miu: When clowns just aren't scary enough.

At least she found a few poses in which her boobs actually don't look saggy. I imagine if it ever occured to her to wear a bra while in normal situations such as standing upright and/or walking, she might not look as repulsive. Keeping her mouth shut and those crazy eyes hidden behind oversized sunglasses also help. And now I'm done criticizing boring and ugly celebrities for the day.

I love these clever comments everyone leaves - even articles on boring celebrities are fun to read - and make my day suck a little bit less.

And to think I coveted her tits in Spiderman. Steve, it was Oprah's gorilla butthole, not Brits (but, I guess if the primate fits...)...

Miu Miu sells whorehouse manequins?

if they were going to airbrush her that much, why didn't they just use a patrick nagel painting for their ad?

Where have you been Cowgirl? I have missed you!!

Cowgirl is hot!!

Hey Mike,
Well, I haven't been laying around with my legs adorned in weird lacey boots and a bow in my hair!

I'm blinded!

tacky, no titts, no azz, Girl got nothing.

That is good where have you been laying around?

Sure these pictures are creepy but not creepy enough! They need the midget from Twin Peaks.

For the first time, Fish actually made me laugh with

Cocaine is awww yeah!

This is horrible news. Why are you posting this?

Ass-fisting would be an activity I would partake with her.
Oh and by the way, it's her ass and my fist.
And later, cleaning up that dirty poophole with some of my best piss-drink.
yummy !

Miu Miu: For the pigmentally-challeged lady.

you forgot the N in challenged, dude, there goes your reputation!

Damn shes hot!

Love her fair skin. I bet she's nice and soft everywhere. Get at me hotty.

Hey, she was great in "Interview with the Vampire."

Here's the amazing thing: between Britney's zombiewear, Lindsay's sausage casing and Amy Winehouse's clown costume, Kirsten Dunst is officially The Superficial's Best-Dressed Woman of the Day.

Hang on, I have to answer the door - oh look, it's The Apocalypse! Well, hi!

I don't know what's wrong with you guys. She looks beautiful, and I love her milky white skin. The sixth pick looks so cool. Great ad shots. No wonder the stupid models get the boot. I'd rather look at a real chick than a skeletor, although she's slender anyway, but not anorexic. There, now hate on me for liking her. I don't care.

My-My ...
Wonderous how they can just air brush away the pole she's using and not the clown suit.
But hell ... I'd still hit it

lilly allen miscarried. one less confused celeb child to contend with.

I hope they paid the re-toucher who did these photos a shitload of money.

If you ever have the misfortune of seeing kirstin dunst in person, gouge your eyes out before staring directly at her. I've seen better looking corpses dug out of the ground at Auschwitz.

I don't understand why every woman has to be leather skin tanned to be beautiful.
This pictures are awesome.

I bet Marilyn Mansons hand is really tired today. Wair what am I talking about it's Marilyn the freak show not a normal douche so I should say I bet his back is very sore and his mouth is really tired.

He should date Kirsten after he's done destroying that other pale blond chick who should know better. The only way that couple could get any uglier is if they threesomed with Amy Swinehouse.

She's one of those stars that I just don't understand why she's famous. I guess chicks dig her since she is in no way threatening to them. I'd rather put my penis in a rusty bear trap (and no I don't mean Britney)

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Hey Ted from L.A.....it's even better that it's Oprah's gorilla butthole. Now I'm really dying. Crap, that's funny. Was that you?

SHE LOOKS GOOD!

I LOVE the set's lush colors. But her effort is so... contrived.

You've gotta be authentic if you want this shit to work, not just high and thin.

Plus, yeah, someone already has the "trying to be Dita Von Teese" thing covered.

PS = I think what this needs, really, is less hula hoop and more cowbell.

Steve aka Gorilla Butthole,
I did not coin the term, but wish I did. I don't have very many butthole jokes in my repertoire, but I am considering going to a Butthole Comedy Training Center in southern Texas. Have a good weekend you bunch of degenerates. Packers vs. New England in the Super Bowl.

Ang at #24 coined the term on the "Dr. Phil Regrets Telling People Britney is a Fuck Up" thread Steve aka Gorilla Butthole.

The photos are average, but your blurb has to be the unfunniest thing I've ever read on this blog.

Testing out a new writer?

Or just had a big night last night?

Skin is flawless. Creative....and provocative even though she kept her clothes on the whole time!!! No doubt it was a lot of work, but it looks like a fun way to kill time.

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maybe its some artsy thing
reminds me of an america's next top model photo shoot. lol

I absolutely LOVE that this casper chick is going to be on top on this site throughout the n i g g e r d a y handout-holiday weekend.

What is she doing???????? I think she is more active here than she did on seekamillionaire.com !!!!!!!!!

hey... it's nice to finally see another blonde who has a bit of an odd color scheme going on (if you were guessing, the other one is myself)... some blondes don't get along with the light blues and whites and ecrus and whatnot ;-) well i was even told a few times that kirsten and i look alike, but, lucky for me, that was in a time when she used to clean herself up nicely and look genuinely pretty (yes, there was such a time).

Sort of reminds one of that famous Marilyn Monroe Photograph

She looks flawless in these pics. Too bad she doesn't look a half as good in paparazzi.

Wow, #58, I didn't know that ignorance like that still existed. Good for you for diminishing the gene pool.

Hey, where all the white women at? - Miu Miu

These look better than Lohan's ads. She looks like a freak!

PEOPLE CMON duh!
it's obvious the photoshop work done here
hey, nice try with the illusion of seeing the reflection of kirsten (a well known vampire)
ha, nice try indeed.
And fish, i feel dirty, i actually covet the pics.
Now if you excuse me, i have to sacrifice some virgins.
As i pose like a Miu Miu girl.

she's still fucking hot

I'll guess she finally admits that she's just another circus curiosity who's jumping through a hoop.

Talking about local culture,it looks a typical Hollywood hoop jump to me.Landing on the back in this position.

I hate this bitch.

the ad campaign looks like a cross between cirque de soleil and alice in wonderland

I HAVE TO SAY SORRY FOR THE PITY GIRL. IN ADDITION, IT SURPRISED ME WELL THAT SOMEONE HERE SAID SHE IS DATING SOMEONE ON THE FAMOURS BBW AND PLUS SIZE PEOPLE ONLINE CLUB PLUSMINGLE.COM

47. im pretty sure that the reason shes famous is because she actually DOES have talent. but yea i mean youre right, she doesnt even look like every other fake la bitch walking around so i mean, how the hell could she be famous. it really is mind-blowing isnt it.

She is sooo sloppy

Well I like her, but those boots are disgusting.

Okay so Kirsten Dunst is not a sultry, drop-dead gorgeous figure in Hollywood. But why do you all have to attack her skin color? Why should she spend a multitude of time absorbing carcinogenic, DNA-mutating rays that are EXTREMELY detrimental to her health? Not everyone was born with dark-pigmented skin, please fucking educate yourself once in awhile. It is not healthy to expose any type of skin (especially fair skin) to prolonged sunlight or stupid fake tanning beds. You people are so pathetically stupid, she is actually augmenting the quality of her life by avoiding the sun's harmful rays. For all you completely idiotic dumbasses who thrive off of those radiant ultraviolet bulbs year-round - have fun with melanomas, premature wrinkles and squamous cell carcinomas in your near futures. =)

#75

shutup.

#75

What's the matter? Secretly got your feelings hurt by the comments here because you're just as colorless and bland as Kirsten in real life?

You can get off your high horse and keep your tanning lectures to yourself, thanks. We are all aware of the dangers of over excessive tanning. There is. however, a nice balance in between bland milk white skin and cancer ridden fried tanned ones. You know, like a healthy, human-like shade? One that doesn't make you look like a literal walking corpse?

And before you bitch about how I must be one of those 'stupid fake tanning lovers' , I am actually considered rather fair, not blinding white, not a fried darkness, just nice, so I do know what I'm talking about.

Sassy and classy! Very unique...as a fashion major i'd say fabulous!

a little gothic. I checked her sexy photo at the STD dating STDromance.com

she looks like she belongs in a tim burton movie.

Before actually trying to comment on any of this, everyone (including the author) should familiarize themselves with the work of Mert & Marcus. Of which this is actually their second campaign for Miu Miu. (they used lindsay lohan for the first) But why would you notice that? it's not like they haven't been shooting editorials for W, Purple, i-D, Vogue, Another et al nearly every month for the past two years. But hey who cares about artistic relevancy when there's celebrities involved? (this is a cordial invitation for all of you to pull your heads out of you asses....)

i wonder if she can spell W-H-O-R-E...

Hahaha, I love the 2nd slogan

#81

you should shutup too. Seriously

Uptight assholes... . . . . Here's a cordial invitation for YOU to get YOUR head out of YOUR ass and take a moment to chuckle. But I can see you now ....with your slick hair, and your little pebble glasses analyzing everything you see....one of the "that's a beautiful plastic bag" people. God. Get over it.

She and Amy Winehouse should have a 2 girls 1 cup moment...

So sexy, hot and adorable. I seem to see theirs profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
CelebMingle.com .They have many attractive photos there. What are they looking for there? Date, love,
or friends...?

GAG ME

GAG ME

This makes me think of Dario Argento's "Susperia" I keep thinking someones gonna smush her face through a window and hang her from a stained-glass skylight.

Why if it isn't the corn-toothed troll herself? Nothin sexy 'bout that, no sir.....she ruined Mary Jane for ever.

Gotta give it to Prada for being inventive and creative.....with the clothes I mean.

WOW! They cleaned her up good! I thought she was looking shitty as hell lately. Go SNAGGLE! Awww YEA!

I think she looks lovely. You are all probably fat asses who are jealous of everyone you pick on. This is one REALLY pathetic site. Walk outside and rub your eyes. Yep, those are real people you see! Why don't you try getting your own lives and stop picking apart others.

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