Jan 11 2008Jessica Alba is looking pregnanty

Yea! The boob fairy came. What's V Day?

Lucky lucky man that's tappin' that!

A story both rich and compelling and....is that a croissandwich?

My mom's a whiny phoney conceited plastic ice-bitch. I'm glad I destroyed her body. Now she's got that chance she always wanted to be recognized for her TALENT.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

#2 sportsdvl, lucky man as long as valtrex stays in business.

V-day = Valtrex day

In the immortal words of Dave Chappelle" “DAMN! look at them titties!”

Looks like the boobie-fairy paid her a visit. Yay!

@6 Nice one! Now I understand that famous picture of Winston Churchill holding up the V sign. That dude was a major man-slut.

Celebs need to quit popping out babies, babies makes you CRAZY!!!!!

#6 frist, see, i was thinking it was vagina day, but i stand corrected.

FRIST did I tell you I am the dad?

Fucking nine-months of pregnant Jessica Alba. Great..

Hopefully, after Tango Cash Jr. pops out, those plump melons will stay ripe. I hate it when they wither away.

#7? Yeah. everything Dave Chappelle says is really 'immortal'.

Eons from now, future-scientists will uncover ancient Dave Chappelle texts; thus decoding the past's lamest of performers.

she will be like a mexican pregnant halle berry

Soon she'll be a wal;king skippy ball.

Do you guys really think this is the real Alba...?

I tell ya, this is not Alba, this is a stunt double, to be exactly a stunt double D Cup! Yummie Yummie

http://boughettonews.blogspot.com/

Just showing some love.

She's getting some tig ole bitties.....

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Holy shit another accessory baby!
Everyone should promise not to show her preg! Now shes ruined!

There's a good chance that during her pregnancy the baby will grow bigger than she is.

Being half white doesn't make her "Mexican"...idiots.

Apparently Jessica's kid's name is Stewie.

FRIST were your boobs that big when you were pregnant? I would have sucked on them for hours, even after the kid was born (fuck 'em, he can have formula). Are they all saggy and stretchmarked now? :(

She is not nice but she is good looking which is why I am confused as to why she keeps trying to push herself as not good looking. She may not have slept her way into roles but her looks did play a part in the superficial hollywood world. Sorry Jessica but it seems all likely. >.<

Jimbo, she dyes her hair red, to pull your attention away from her body. Does that answer your question?

Hey Jimbo, what is with you and FRIST? Did she dump you?

Maybe the baby will give her a personality. Sadly, Cash Warren seems even more vacant than she. She is hot though.

Holy mammaries! It seems like just yesterday little Jessica was a B cup. *wiping tear* They grow so fast!

At least she's not flat anymore. But does this mean her cheeks & face are going to get even fuller? She looks like she's gotta a coupla nuts stuffed in those cheeks (no that was not an attempt at a double entendre but I see it too.)

She's always had that look of the fat girl who lost a lot of weight. You can never really fully escape it....

p0nk is an idiot.

#31. Agreed. She does have that skinny fat girl look.

She looks much better now.

Wwwwooowwww, she's already got the boobs. The sex must RULE right about now...

At least now she's got some boobs, congrats Jessica, you finally now how it feels to not be flat chested!
Even with boobs, she does nothing for me. Okay face but incredibly overrated chick. I don't see the allegedly hotness anywhere.

She looks great, but I still can't stand her.

I'd hit that six ways to Sunday.

Those boobs must look wonderful out in the open. Regardless of the Herpes that Jeter gave her.

I saw a blog of this guy on http://interracialsingleonline.com where many users are discussing seriouly about Her. it must be very interesting.

This is another skank thrown in our faces to represent a new era of beauty. Non-white. She has fake ugly hair and dark eyes and muddy skin. She is nothing and like all dumb young whores is now having a child our of wedlock.
Loser. I hate Hollywood. And it's moron worshipers. Read books and plant gardens. Fuck these miserable dirtbags.

Sorry people but her boobs are probably sore as hell and she won't let anyone touch them.
LOL @ #3

SOMEONE NEEDS TO SMACK HER IN THE STOMACH WITH A HAMMER.

LOL

#39-shuddup. jealous hater. she's actually MIXED (white/mexican) and she's a lot more natural looking than most skanks out there (think Pamela Anderson and Tila Nasty Tequila). She's a pretty girl. I hear she's a bitch, but still pretty.

great time to get a boob job - discretely, and everything thinks it is because you are pregnant.

Who fucking cares!

I would love to piss in her mouth. Then I would probably rape her tiny tight poop-hole, doggystyle !! I just wish she would reply to my emails :(

Poor kid. How many times in this kids life will it hear "I'm wanna do your mom", or "Hey Kid, i'll give you $50,000,000 for a topless pic of your mother"

YEP, her TITS are pretty much bigger!!

RE: #43 ph7

when women become pregnant, their boobs become bigger obviously what are you retarded?! and no plastic surgeon would operate on a pregnant woman, you dont even make sense dumass

Well there is some milk in them mexican titties. Hopefully she'll be on MILF Hunter or some shit in a couple of years. 'Cus thats where old whores go to make their fast buck.

She is sort of pretty, but does not deserve all the enthusiastic comments about her "ideal body" or whatever. She has childish eyes, big lips and big teeth.
The only striking thing about her, is that it is very hard to tell where she comes from. She is such a mix of nationalities, she looked half African half Asian in Dark Angel, now she has blond hair. A bit like Mariah Carey. That's probably what humanity will look like in another thousand years.

whoever tries to say Jessica Alba is not hot is either blind or bitter because they'll never be in the same room with a lady as hot as her. Her skin is like candy ...flawless, body is insane, naturally tan smooth skin, her lips are to die for and the list goes on. There is not one thing that is not attractive about this woman that is why is tops every list of hottest and sexist woman.

Hahahahaaaaa!!! #40 is dead on!!!! Sore as hell and not having it!!! Too true to be on here!!!

she is a nice gal, her profile is seen at http://pinkmingle.com, there are a lot of her hot pics and soft blogs..LOl

I really don't know what some people see in her. Her face is ok, but she's nothing to gawk at. I see much prettier girls daily, and definitely hotter because you can call this girl cute but definitely not hot. She looks like a boring mother. She's so unsultry.
The media hype I guess. Some people are like robots. If the media tells them a stinky turd is hot, they'll say that stinky turd is the hottest thing. Ah, think for yourselves.

#51 you need to stop watching so much TV and get out a little more, you'll see women. Not only have I been in rooms with ladies much hotter (and prettier) than her, I've done them too. It's not that difficult at all (to see ladies much hotter than her).

Whoever says Jessica Alba is not hot has the sense of sight and a taste. She's cute like the girl next door can be cute, but the last thing I'd call her is hot.
She's nothing special. Only looks good when extremely coated in makeup and extremely photoshoped and digitally enhanced, and even then, not that much.
Considering this is how she looks like without that, I say ewww, keep her all to yourself man:
http://i10.tinypic.com/733k5qf.jpg

Her is skin is like, normal, tends to break out and be oily. Body is UGLY, stick skinny, total lack of curves, flat saggy booty, no boobies (well, now she's pregnant she grew her flat chest to a C cup, but after she's done with her pregnancy and breastfeeding thing, her boobs will get back to their original size (flat), only full of stretch marks and saggy), fake tanned (man she was pale as butt in her early days, think Dark Angel), she has herpes (man must her snatch look gross all warted out and nastily rashed out), her snatch won't be only full of herpes after she gives birth, also all loose, and the list goes on. She doesn't top any stupid magazine hottest list any more than Lindsay Lohan does, so yep, stop dreaming and fantasizing about unrealistic things, get over yourself, go to a place where there's plenty of women and you'll be amazed.

Until she does porn or a tape, she shouldn't be wasting so much of the Superficial's server space.

#55, you sound very jealous and bitter of her beauty...her skin is normal, i think not. it's exceptionally clear and tan . She may not be speacial to you but she does top most "hottest chick" list so many many people think she's not.

I meant "hot."

ONE WORD - BEAUTIFUL!!

i love her dress... even if its maternity.. i love the colors

She is so beautiful. Seems saw her before. Did she ever posted her
profile to a celebrity and millioniare dating site called
"wealthybeauty.com" ? I just saw her profile yesterday on that site.

She still doesn't look very hapy though... how sad!

I don't know that her boobs are actually a whole lot bigger. There are many bras that can do tricks, and this dress it obviously made for big boobs.... doesn't mean that it's always proportional for the buyers. Please note, I didn't deny that they may be somewhat bigger.

stop dissing goddammit, she IS beautiful, in spite of everybody's unjustified lame offensive comments. #50, if your hypothesis is true, then I'd do anything to live in this world after 1000 years :-/

Am I supposed to believe this chick is hot?
I'm sorry, but I don't see any hotness in her.
I don't get what other people see in her either. Media hype? Because her face is okay cute at best when she's wearing her makeup (that picture someone posted of her without her makeup grossed me out, she's ugly without it: http://i10.tinypic.com/733k5qf.jpg), but that's all there's to this chick when it comes to looks. My neighbor is way hotter, and definitely a lot prettier, and so are millions of not famous regular girls everywhere. What does anyone see in her, man?

Ugh - it's always really gross when chicks with implants get pregnant, as the boobs do the pregnancy enlargement around the implants and they look deformed. All you guys all het up about those silicon sisters, just get yourself a couple of water balloons and wrap them up in a chamois window rag - you'll never know the difference.

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55 is really bitter.

Is it just me or is her right boob way bigger than the left?

Wholly shit!! Keep the boobs, ditch the baby!

She is SO FUCKING HOT.

I bet Cash hoping someone kicks her in the stomach. He might want her, but not with a baggy pussy.

One word: AVERAGE

55. 73. and EuroNeckPain are like whack..i do agree i see hot girls who are alot more accesible than a utopian dream like jalba or petra nemcova, but she is beautiful and without makeup she looks good too, the only turn off is doing a movie with dane cook, and being a bad actress cause you cant pay attention to her lines or whatever when you oogle her