Jan 16 2008Jennifer Love Hewitt is ready to be whispered at

Man, the things people do for money! Good looking Lady!

She is a sexy girl. Verrrry nice.

ok she really isn't that fat

Fatty

Excellent move! Those tent skirts are excellent for covering up an hippobutt. From the waist up, she's a still-young actress, and you can't even tell that from the waist down, she's a 40-something minivan driving soccer mom with 5 kids. To bad the really adult fun is from the waist down...

I'd do her!

her twat is as meaty as her thighs...........

I would come back from the dead just to stick my face between those things and blow.

3 and 4 made me laugh.. yeah, it's been a long day..

her boobs whisper to my penis, and by whisper I mean shouting, and my penis is shouting back.

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her calfs look huge in the last picture!!!

She did it! Well, almost. Check out the pic where she's backed her massive ass into the corner of the room (beep-beep-beep). Fat upper arms, fat legs, even fat feet. That pic is like when you're at a bar, getting totally wasted and thinking you're talking to a hot chick, then it's closing time and they turn the lights up and - POW! - you realize you've been talking to Ms. Lumpy the whole time. Then it's "I'll be right back, I gotta hit the restroom" and out the window you go.

"We know what you did last summer (please don't wear a swimsuit in public again)"

She is just about perfect.......

thank god you fussy little delusional arsewipes weren't alive in the fifties. you wouldn't have had anyone to drool over seeing as you only like women whose entire life revolves around the gym. fuck you. (and no i'm not fat, i'm size 8, so don't bother to use that pathetic rationalisation for you response. although size 8 probably counts as fat now. sick fucks)

still one of my favs. although she has no definition in her cavs

She can suck my cock whilst I play with her wonderful tits.
And, of course she swallows, she didn't get that big from spitting out the jizz.

Size 2? Mmm..sure.

I'd hit that.....wait for it..

cause I heard fat chicks are tighter than Fort Knox.

#15 - I'm sure you're beautiful on the inside.

Size 8 isn't fat. Size 8 is juuuust right..

However, Jen is a size 13. Not that there's anything wrong with that..

11, I'll bet you're one of the (very) few people who noticed she has any body parts other than breasts. Just gaze upon those, don't worry about the legs.

I must admit to being a bit worried about the skin tone on her right arm in pic 2. Hope that's light reflecting from the dress ...

Size 8 has ALWAYS been fat, simpleton. Step away from the trough, you cow. Try some cardio, then cut down on te fries and chalupas.

Shit, I think I was talking to #15 last night, before the lights went up. Goddamn Jägermeister...

Look at her dainty little clit-ticklers. Those things have triggered thousands of orgasms, probably since her preteens. That observation has nothing to do with anything except me being a fucking pervert.

Size 8 isn't fat. A size 8 looks good.... as long as you're at least 5'8".

#23 are you a girl?

I don't care about her being fat. Sometimes that's the price you pay for great tits, just like great-ass chicks sometimes have nasty boobs, or for some reason, butterfaces. Here's the problem: what's up with the fucking sour expressions? She looks like she's having those megacramps right before an especially clotty menstrual flow. I've seen happier expressions on the face of a chick agreeing to anal even though the lube is almost gone.

there's no hiding her thighs (she's almost 30, remember, not like some of the high schoolers posted here)

but she's still amazingly gorgeous

she's not fat, size 8 isn't fat, almost all of you are dumb perverts

I am no girl. My wife has 3 kids, 4th on the way and is a size 4. And she works for it every day. Size 8 carries extra weight. That is the facts, not BS. Not orca fat, but overweight. See the BMI scale to confirm it too.

Guys with mommy issues love this chick for some reason. weird.

size 8 is fat when you're as short as Heifer Love Hewitt.

Pic #2 - she looks like a bored & boring 40 year old housewife. Lose the hairdo, lady, it adds 10 years.

And what's with the long dresses? Damn lady, show some leg!

I think she looks good, and want her to share my bed. First she has to share a bowl of that sweet leaf she's smoking. Open up your eyes bong whisperer.

Great dress, great shoes.....but on her, not so much.

I wouldn't throw her out of bed. She's got a very pretty face and great demeanor....but she needs to know what styles look good on her.

I stand corrected. Size 8 is FAT apparently. And IDIOTS RULE!!!

That reminds me of a Jane's Addiction song..

True story - years ago, Carson Daly found out that he and JLH had broken up. When she told it to her publicist and he later heard it on the radio. Of course, the best part is that they're both complete tools. But the point is, it's so weird that people think she's so sweet, based on a nice smile and soft-looking boobs. That doesn't mean she's sweet, it means you should surprise her with a nice gift of semen all over those areas.

It's the latest in buoywear, and she has the perfect body for it.

31- you say check the BMI scale to confirm your absurd opinion that a size 8 is fat..... but i guess you've never seen a bmi scale, it definitely doesn't go by clothing size

definitely not "all that"

definitely not "amazingly gorgeous"

definitely not better than average.

She's got a little junk in her trunk, but I wouldn't say fat. I personally don't like her facial features so to me it doesn't matter that's she's fat or not. She has a "bitch" look.

#40 Thank you!

She's got a little junk in her trunk, but I wouldn't say fat. I personally don't like her facial features so to me it doesn't matter that's she's fat or not. She has a "bitch" look.

Not even 30 yet and looks in her 40's. She used to have a tiny tight beautiful ass, and now it is huge. When you have a career because you are hot, it isn't a good idea to gain 35 lbs of fat. I would love to see her like she was about 4 years ago. By that I mean not a fat tub of shit. Fatty McFatFat.

She has no reason to be fat. She didn't grow up fat, she hasn't had kids, she does nothing but her career and promoting her career. The problem is that she's so conceited she can't admit to herself that she doesn't look as good as she used to, and it's not because she's older, it's because she's fatter. So, instead, everybody is supposed to look at her differently, and see her still as a size-2-but-with-curves-you-sexist-beasts. Can't have it both ways, porky.

FRIST, PunkA is married to an anorexic midget that has been barefoot and pregnant for the last 6 years. She has not had time to eat with little ones sucking her dry and waiting on him like a servant girl.

Nicely stated Zang. ^^ What he said.

BMI doesn't say anything about clothing size you massive retard, and no one believes you're married, especially not to a gym rat, because she would have taught you what a fucking BMI scale is. God, if you're going to lie to look cool on the internet, at least make it believable.

Also, fucking hell, typos! You mean "EXPECT" not "EXCEPT" and you mean "SATURATED FAT" not "UNSATURATED FAT"! Get a fucking editor.

Jennifer actually wore the pink dress to the premiere of 27 Dresses!

#40- You beat me to it. Thank you! I mean, JLH is definitely chunky, but a size 8?!

size is relative to height... size 8 at 5'2" might look a little big, but size 8 at 5'8" is completely fine and not "fat" at all. you can't just say "you're size 8?!! you FATTY" - it doesn't apply across the board.

JLH is so fat, she affects the tides.

You people are crazy! She looks perfectly fine!!! She looks so much better than all these sickly, ill sticks we so all the time. We are so brainwashed to think looking healthy and normal is fat-when its not!

she isn't a size 8 anyway morons--that was the size of one of the first posters.

Haha Jimbo!!!

So, size 7/8 is NOT fat, just not ridiculously skinny, and who cares, cause Jen claimed she was a friggin TWO anyway, and we ALL know that's maybe what she was 5 years ago, not now!

just curious what you all think of 5'4 size 6. probably a heiffer, right? i don't think so just wanted this discussion board's distorted opinion to see how off you are

55- Um, I think we all know that. We're responding to the guy that called the poster fat.

I know your clothing/dress size is not tied to BMI. But if you checked your weight as a size 8 for BMI, chances are pretty damn high you are considered overweight by that standard, you dumb shits.

And #26 pointed out, height will play into that too. But we all know a size 8 today was a size 6 10 years ago. Part of the denial and fattening up of America.

She had some unflattering pictures taken, but most women can say the same thing. She is looking really good here and any guy who's saying he wouldn't hit it is lying.

#59 is obviously upset 'cause he knows those kids aren't really his and his wife keeps in shape for her bf, not him.

I think she looks wonderful.

Gee PunkA is up on his female clothing sizes. He may not be a female, but it sounds like he has something in commen with TT. .

What size panties do you were PunkA??

To elaborate on fishies narrative, I'd like to suggest that JLH's lovely massive tits are nature's perfect antennas. Since JHL no longer has a Hollywood career, she could rent out her big honkin' hooters to NASA to assist their various deep space radio telescope arrays. Who knows, maybe those wonderful tits will help discover the origins of the universe.

Of course, JLH radio receiver tits work better when she is topless.

Fish, i said it once and ill say it again, you're an idiot if you think this chick is anything but smokin' hot.

#31. BMI means nothing. It doesnt account for muscle mass at all. Its actually a very poor way to gauge someones health.

Hey Jimbo, try getting married and trying to buy clothes for a women. You gotta know your shit or you could cause yourself a big problem, know what I mean. you gotta know the sizes, your fits and styles and always err on the smaller size. Any married guy will tell you that.

Size 2 my ass!

She is turning into one chubby-lumpkin!

She looks pretty small in the black dress.
But I think shes pretty at any size.

Tits, schmits! She's still got a butt that's big enough to qualify as a moon if it were orbiting a small planet.

I would love to whisper some sweet nothings at those airbrushed titties!! Aww fuck it, those are'nt titties, those are TITTAYS!!

I would love to whisper some sweet nothings at those airbrushed titties!! Aww fuck it, those are'nt titties, those are TITTAYS!!

fatty fatty fat fat!!! yeah she's a heffer.

Has she never heard of a gym? what a lazy cunt.

here at the firestation think SHE IS SMOKING HOTTT SHE IS VERY FINE YOU GO GIRL people are so stupid keep kicking later the firemen THANKS FOR ALL YOUR PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is so beautiful (especially in the second picture)!!
Wow...I LOVE...L>O>V>E that pink dress!

Bad Ass! ...Naughty Ass! Now go stand in the corner until you can behave yourself..That tub of butter was for the whole family and, hey..where the hell is the ice cream? (re Photo # 2)

There's no way that piggy is a size 2. No fuckin' way.

She has a fantastic figure. If you like skinny girls with silicon bags stapled to their chests, go look at them, don't slag off on a fine looking woman because you fear real tits and ass.

guys, she's hot. Why are you all dissing her?

STUNNING...FUCKING STUNNING... One of the last "REAL" women in "Hollywood"....

she's so friggin hot it's ridiculous.

COTTAGE CHEESE

hi

#20 nope. i'm a right cow on the inside too. moo!

Every time I see her, I think of Randy Quaid in that movie saying "child bearing hips" with a knowing grin....

I'd like to whisper to her breasts.

PunkA: Your a prick and thats why your wife is cheating on you and I am pretty sure 2 of those babies she had..ARENT YOURS. How thin are you?

Oh please. She doesn't look like that, her skin isn't like velvet or some shit like that. PHOTOSHOP special. Girl is covered with nastiness with real life.

#5- you made my day bro, that was some funny stuff dude, fun-ny, with an emphasis on the "ny".

She's gorgeous. I would to take her for a milkshake.

And a fuck.

All of these people who are commenting on her body:
be quiet.
Because I bet half of you have fat on your ass just like her

She looks gorgeous in these pictures...however...they are clearly photoshopped to no end. Considering Britney Spears still looks good in some promo shots and we all know what she actually looks like, we know that photoshop can basically completely transform you.

HOWEVER, I did NOT think JLH looked FAT in those bikini pictures either...but she was by no means a size 2...maybe a 10...and if she had just been honest, it would have been a lot better than lying and acting like she is ashamed of her (perfectly normal) size.

#12 - At ten they're a two.....at two they're a ten

She is beautiful and oh man those puppies are beautiful. Damn she can breast feed me any day and every day for hours at a time.

PunkA you are fucking retarded.

"I know your clothing/dress size is not tied to BMI. But if you checked your weight as a size 8 for BMI, chances are pretty damn high you are considered overweight by that standard, you dumb shits."

How can you both know clothing size is not tied to BMI, and then say "if you checked your weight as a size 8 for BMI"? You are either terrible at articulating your thoughts, or your thoughts are as self-contradictory as the words you try to use to convey them. Either way, you look like a jackass calling other people "dumb shits".

BMI uses height and weight, and nothing else, which is why it's not a great system, especially for people who build lots of muscle. So the sentence "if you checked your weight as a size 8 (which doesn't make sense right there, since weight is in pounds and clothing is in sizes, and you can't check one for the other based on those sole factors) is retarded, and then you add "for BMI" which makes even less sense. You clearly don't know what you are talking about, even though you also clearly, firmly believe you know exactly what you are talking about. People like you are worthless and I don't know where you got the idea that your opinion was in any way relevant to any topic, ever.

And I'm not a size 8, so I'm not personally offended by your standards. Just your stupidity.

LOL LOL LOL #5 and #12. Thanks also to every intelligent person who has realized that this chick is not a size 2 she conviently forgot the number 1 that comes before the 2 on all her clothing tags.

I love how so many of you poor stupid bastards have forgotton what lies under that dress. A giant fat cottage cheese ass and she hasn't even had kids yet. Are you idiots the same ones who repetedly eat soap that smells like fruit? Do you never learn your lesson do you have the memory of a house fly? She 's fat. You've seen the proof please register that in your little pea brains and don't let a somewhat flattering dress allow your to forget the big fat aweful truth. No girl who eats well and exercises would ever be this chunky. She was hot and toned back in the day, she is still young and has not had kids(not that that's an excuse to let it all go). Bottom line she's lazy and as a person who is paid shitloads because of her looks and nothing else ( don't deny it) it offends me that she can't be bothered to stay in shape. Bitch is in denial and is obviously engaged to one of those douches who encourages and enables their previously hot chick to get all fat (maybe so no one else will want them?).

And punkA is right and all you idiots who defend this chubs weight are meerly telling us that you are as big or likely much bigger than her because no slim girl would ever defend this girl's weight. Most toned girls have nightmares of waking up with an ass like Jen's. She needs to face reality and get back in shape, it's unhealthy. Bottom line.

Jennifer looks so beautiful. I love her. I just saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his new match last March. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

Dat mowf is some nice mista.

I be tappin dat shizbit all true de night, yes shua.

Yes, indeed, dat some nice shit.

PunkA
What is your wife’s height and weight?

Hey, #94 - The Powermuff Girls, what the hell are you talking about?

You lost me at "LOL".

"Bottom line she's lazy and as a person who is paid shitloads because of her looks and nothing else..."

No, she's paid shitloads because she has some majorly juicy fat titties that we heterosexual men would fucking die to stick our wiener between.

Yes, I know I ended that last sentence with a preposition, so sue me. See you around.

Shit, did it again.

It's a conspiracy!

Who had ever heard of the ghost whisperer before this whole bikini incident? Who would have cared? If she were skinny and hot, we would have looked at the pictures and said "yawn, next". But we see these pictures of someone who looks just like you, oh Ms size 8, and we delight in the decline of her once fantastic physique.

Total publicity stunt. I can see the producers now saying: Jen, we need you to stir up some waves....literally.

When did she get so fat? Anyway, good for her... being proud of her fattiness. Most people would be embarrassed to be so fat -- and to be photographed in public in their fat suit. I for one don't care if she chooses to look like a fat pig, at least she is loved by fat lovers.

She is by no means fat. I agree the stylists were TRYING to sabotage her in these photoshoots, she needs form fitting dresses the ones chosen add weight and the airstyle is dated and adds years. Sets are bad, make up is bad, and she looks dead: bad expressions.

Does this really crappy movie make me look fat?

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I think we have a language problem here. "Fat" is "overweight" to some people, who reserve "fat" for human planetoids, and refer to gluteal cottage cheese depositories (like our little Princess here) as having "put on a little weight." It's a speech disorder that affects mostly women.

However, in most cases the pointing of a penis will reveal the truth, like a diving rod, except it points up not down as it approaches a worthy target. Today if a healthy young heterosexually calibrated penis were directed toward a naked JLH it'd give a reading of "meh, worth a dip I suppose, for the tits mostly, but it wouldn't kill her to get on a fuckin elliptical once in awhile." As always, the penis speaks the truth. Listen to him. (It's best if you keep your mouth and eyes open right as he begins to speak.)

She looks pretty good in these pics. Her arms look a little chubby but no big deal. The thing is she's wearing a dress so we can't see her thunder thighs and planetary ass. The chick definitely ain't in shape or anything.

Dick thinks she has pretty eyes. Clear, and kind.

I am a size 8, I just calculated my BMI and it is on the low end of NORMAL. No one in my entire life has ever said I was fat and I look pretty good in a bikini. BUT.... according to most on here I am a fat cow. I think most people here don't live in the reality and probably have no clue which sizes fit which women.

Number 104 - peacemaker....

Frickin' hilarious. Original thought, well written and spelled correctly.

Finally, something new.

#59 PunkA, try taking your head out of your ass, you know nothing about clothing sizes - or much else, either.
"Size 8 used to be a 6 ten years ago"? Wrong - when higher-end manufacturers realized they could sell anything to a size 12 woman if it was labelled as an 8 or a 10, the concept of "designer" sizes was created. Perception is reality when it comes to a clothing label. So in reality, today's size 8 used to be a 10 (or even a 12) about ten years ago - when the only place you could find a size 0 or 2 was in the preschool department. Maybe your wife will slowly explain this concept to you if she isn't too busy being bench pressed by her trainer.

That dress screams 'Tit fuck!'.

At least to me.

I'd sniff her gunt.

all cankles and gunt. ye gods.

Nice tits. Too bad they are attached to such a fat ass.

I'd poke her, what the hell, her tits are nice and she's famous. But just for a night. The joke is on her fiance, who "snagged" her long after she lost her hotness and put on plenty of cold weather insulation. He bought the cow when he could have had free one-hand videos of the milk before it curdled.

I'd fuck her, but only to play bucking bronco by doing it doggiestyle and whispering in her ear "I'll always remember when you were thin and hot" and then trying to hold on when the cottage cheese wave machine starts.

omg i cant believe this http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?picid=289549_24295563&=PPIMEMAIL&isep=1&pbapi=308015&pbvi=9309708

If you're 5' 2", size 8 is fucking fat. I didn't make you that way. Don't make me come down there...

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Cow. Moooooo.

If a butt expands underneath a skirt and no one can see it, does it make me look fat? (yes)

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@13- "We know what you did last summer; snack cakes!"

I think I stole that off materialbitch.com.

Hmm. These photos and outfits seem to be set up to draw attention away from her enormous whale body. It didn't work, not even the 3rd one where they just covered most of the trouble areas with a pretty boat tarp.
I would recommend headshots.

I'm being superficial. And mean. Isn't that what The Superficial is for?

I'd love to fuck this fattie, it's true. As long as it was free and no one found out.

She always wear these prom dresses. They compliment her all right, but she's being boring and conventional.
I can't watch that show, and I tried, you know. Well, there wore some Wentworth Miller bits that made my day, but it's all in the past now.

Oh fuck off Fish this woman is thinner than 95% of Fat American bitches, shit you call her fat you call virtually every woman in the US fat!

Waaaaaah ha ha ha oh my word you people are hilarious! she is not fat, just serious hips and ass....gorgeous face though...

play nice now

Theres not a straight guy here or chick that wouldn't take a run at her given half a chance,

but you all know she's so far out of your league

your league would explode and she wouldn't here the bang for 3 days....

C'mon people. She's actually a beautiful girl who doesn't run around showing snatch, holding her kids hostage, doing cocaine, puking on her friends clothes. You act as it's a picture of Roseanne in a strapless. Just stop! As soon as she starts losing weight you'll talk about her eating disorders, or drug use. When all along it's over critical people who make another feel like shit. I, for one, admire her for not letting the ignorant public masses dictate how she lives her life. So she has some cellulite...big fuckin deal. So does half of the planet. She looks beautiful...and I hope she continues to be a real live human.

The first thing you got to remember is she only 5'2 and being that short any extra weight looks like alot. She not a size 2, more like a size 8 or larger. But she does have a nice set of cans!

Anyone who thinks this woman is fat is out of their mind and needs to grow up. The fact of the matter is that not each and every one of us on earth is going to be a size zero including men. There is alsolutely nothing wrong with Jen, she a a beautiful person and shame on you for not recognizing that.

she's looking good! all the people calling her fat are, i'm sure, ugly and obese themselves.

what's with today's men expecting women to look like 10 year old boys? ugh!

I LOVE when the JLH posts come on. I love to see how easily people take bait. It didn't surprise me one bit when I looked at the pc this morning and saw that there were already 125 comments on this post. And about 3/4 of them are the easy folks stating the obvious:

"she's SO not fat"
"what are yor people, crazy?"
"my BMI index, blah, blah, blah"
"why does a woman have to be anorixic to blah, blah, blah"

Easy, Easy, Easy. (Throws her wormed hook into the water)

By the way, she's FAT!

Jeez - relax, fatties (although...it's not like you're going to get worked up enough to go exercise). We're not calling YOU fat, we're calling Jennifer Love Hewitt fat. There's no "by extension" or "if she's fat, then" generalization. You're nobody. We don't care if you're fat or thin. We don't care if you live or die. The instant the topic moves away from making fun of celebrities ("this makes normal women feel...") we fall asleep. Now take a break, have a cupcake - who am I kidding? go ahead, have the whole 12-pack, you deserve it - and when you come back, don't take any of this personally. And please close the curtain all the way when you take a shower, because...dayam.

Psssst, Jen:

Don't tell anyone, but I think your ass is creeping up your back and falling down your thighs. Those ain't womanly curves, honey, they're the sprouting seeds of obesity. Just ask that fuckwit Kirstie Alley. Once hot, now not.

OMG! Till she bleeds. Till. She. Bleeds.

Jim 135 said - "The instant the topic moves away from making fun of celebrities ("this makes normal women feel...") we fall asleep. "

Easily the best comment I've read all month. Thank you for the great read, Jim me boy!

I'm a normal woman and it makes me feel....well, like laughing. So.....Bwaaaa ha ha ha ha!

her face's okay but her body is like a hippo. look at those arms. i bet they wobble like crazy.

You guys are JERKS. So what if you think she is fat. Your opinions do not mean squat. She is beautiful. No matter what size she is. Some people can not obtain beauty at a size 0, because they don't know what beauty is, or where it comes from. If you guys would just focus on something important and maybe say something positive every now and then, perhaps you would be beautiful too.

GET OVER IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Size 8 is FAT too!!! YOu can totally tell they hid her lard ass!!! Has no one heard of the airbrushing either? We've all seen her ginormous ass in other photos. I'm size 3, 5'8" and work hard at being this size. If we all ate that miss piggy in the photo, we'd all be that size. It's called self dicipline!!! Fat is gross

Oh, boy, here we go...... (138). Someone, anyone, please say something.....

I would wear her thighs as earmuffs. You morons calling her fat have either never been with a woman that doesn't come in a box and require some assembly, or lament your wife being a Lane Bryant model. I would take this chick to the beach and motorboat her all the way to Hawaii.

Size 8 is FAT too!!! YOu can totally tell they hid her lard ass!!! Has no one heard of the airbrushing either? We've all seen her ginormous ass in other photos. I'm size 3, 5'8" and work hard at being this size. If we all ate that miss piggy in the photo, we'd all be that size. It's called self dicipline!!! Fat is gross

LayDeeBug, thanks for the opening...

#138 - I am beautiful. Seriously, if there were two of me I'd be gay. I'm the best I ever had.

Lemme guess... you sit alone in the lunchroom and get picked last for dodgeball, right? The lunchlady always gives you an extra scoop of slop since your growling stomach sounds like a low flyng jet. You are destined to be buried in a piano crate. You need to take elevators alone to avoid getting stuck. You have to enter your doorways sideways. You put gummi bears on your salad. You think whipped cream and sprinkles are a suitable topping for burgers. By law, you must only get center cabins on cruiseships. Your body can be used as a floatation device. You look like an angry puffer fish with Mr Potato Head arms and feet. Your eyelids have fat rolls. You drink 2 liter bottles of diet soda with lunch and wonder why you're still gaining weight.

Does that about cover it? And does your mom know you're at home eating instead of in school?

#139/ 142 - Size 3 and 5'8"? The only way to work on that is the Nicole Richie diet. Try eating something other than an air sandwich for lunch.

# 143 -
No, Actually, I am pretty damn hot! I turn heads everywhere I go. I am just sick and fucking tired of how shallow and self obsorbed our culture has become.

#142 -
FAT is not GROSS. Fat is Fat. Being mean is ugly. Good for you! You are a size 3. Does it make you a better person? Sure hasn't kept you from being mean.

(Laughing hysterically) - 143 Your welcome. Please, please keep them coming. Your rants are better than any orgasm I've ever had.

(gummy bears on the salad - ROFLMAO)

Yeah, 5'8" and size 3 is a bit on the too skinny side, girlie. I'm one inch taller than you and I look positively skeletal at 140.

Hey Skinny Chick...you know what else is gross? Fucking a pile of bones.

And you know...i love how if I defend another womans weight then that must make me some ugly slob who never goes to the gym...and love to sit around fighting for fat people.

Well no. I STILL don't think she's fat. And no. I am in no way overweight, out of shape, any of the above. I've been in the Army for a few years..and i'm pretty sure I know what fat is, and what fat isn't. Maybe skinny chick could get her hand out of her throat for 5 minutes and pick up a book to read up on it.

#144 - Isn't that "heat" you speak of technically called "thigh burn"? I think that's the scientific term for it. Oh, and here in NYC, the Naked Cowboy and the Iguana Lady turn heads too.

# 144 said -

"No, Actually, I am pretty damn hot! I turn heads everywhere I go. I am just sick and fucking tired of how shallow and self obsorbed our culture has become. "

If that's not a contradiction in terms, I don't know what is.

147 -
Maybe so. I was just trying to make the point that you don't have to be fat to be sick and tired of how everyone is obsessed with the thin and the beatiful. Maybe I should have just said I don't hate the way I look. I'm just being a little pissy. sorry.

Hey jane:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

147 - RichPort, I knew that kind of snarkiness had to be from a fellow NY'er. BTW, Naked Cowboy is so funny, n'est pas?

I MEANT TO SAY 148 (147 is still mean)-
Maybe so. I was just trying to make the point that you don't have to be fat to be sick and tired of how everyone is obsessed with the thin and the beatiful. Maybe I should have just said I don't hate the way I look. I'm just being a little pissy. sorry.

I'm not mean. If you're as hot as you claim, I'd choke fuck you. It's ok to be pissy. You're among the pissiest of posters positively positioned to purify putrid ponderings.

LayDeeBug, sometimes it's like shootin' fish in a barrel...

153 - see #132

Don't say things like "choke fuck" because that gets some of us all hot an bawthered....(whew, fanning herself)

155 - I know, that was precious. I had the "lost all my breath" laughing fit.

#143,
Everyone in the office is wondering what the fuck I'm laughing at, and why I spit coffee all over my monitor. "angry puffer fish with Mr Potato arms and feet"

Medium or size 6 Jimbo...........

I would say:
please put another ten pounds on your recent weight and your PERFECT!!

160 - r u kidding? I think that was a rhetorical comment.

"Fish in a barrel;" that's great!

cow

cow

153 - Thanks for the compliment. ;) I'm not interested though. :)

#31 is clearly full of shit.

144, you turn heads because everyone is looking & thinking how sad you look with that eating disorder. they want to buy you a sandwich. and you really are contradicting yourself with every post - you're sick & tired of how people are obsessed with the thin & beautiful, yet you talk about how hot you are & how hard you work to be the size you are. the only point you keep making is that you lack functioning brain cells.

158 meant to say that to nice girl. (Stupid rearranging blog site!)

144 sorry i was confusing your post with Skinny Chick. you two should get together. i can't keep all the the ignorant posts straight ARRHGH!

Very thick calves. She hides her arse well in that old lady dress. Good thing she has a small waist - bet she gets lipo.

162 got milk

Reminds me of when I was on the subway this summer and saw an anorexic chick on the train with her boyfriend. I almost wanted to give her my seat....almost. At first blush I was disgusted, but then, looking at her bitter, stuck-up yet insecure expression, I felt sorry for her.

The saddest thing is that she was really pretty, or could be. Then I walked my huge ass past her, wondering what if felt like to be a size negative zero, went to the Hunter College cafeteria, ordered hamburger and cheese-fries and threw it up later.

LayDeeBug, I see you're familiar with the arcane ways of the silent and peaceful warrior. Choke fucking is fun and educational. And don't worry, I always let go in time... and yes NYC is where it's at.

TT, you're welcome. If nothing else, your IT team can now justify a replacing your monitor with a shnazzy LCD.

What's up with all the numbers getting all fucked up? Or can some of you see in the future?

LOL. I look nothing like Nichole Richie. I am also a bit older than some of you kids. I am very small boned and I feel real sorry for you fatties that can't control what you put in your mouth. I eat whatever I want and how much I want. I am all muscle at am 39 years old. I run, lift weights, and am happy with myself. I would not be happy being a fat cow though. Life is too short to be miserable in your own body. You all can be fat and happy, I'd rather be thin and be able to shop and buy anything. It would suck having to wear the A-line dresses or other types of clothes to hide fat like Hewitt. I can't wait til bikini season. Bet we don't see Hewitt in one for awhile...at least I pray that we don't. Being fat must suck. There are also heath issues to consider. Would a huge ass be hard to carry around?

LOL. I look nothing like Nichole Richie. I am also a bit older than some of you kids. I am very small boned and I feel real sorry for you fatties that can't control what you put in your mouth. I eat whatever I want and how much I want. I am all muscle at am 39 years old. I run, lift weights, and am happy with myself. I would not be happy being a fat cow though. Life is too short to be miserable in your own body. You all can be fat and happy, I'd rather be thin and be able to shop and buy anything. It would suck having to wear the A-line dresses or other types of clothes to hide fat like Hewitt. I can't wait til bikini season. Bet we don't see Hewitt in one for awhile...at least I pray that we don't. Being fat must suck. There are also heath issues to consider. Would a huge ass be hard to carry around?

LOL. I look nothing like Nichole Richie. I am also a bit older than some of you kids. I am very small boned and I feel real sorry for you fatties that can't control what you put in your mouth. I eat whatever I want and how much I want. I am all muscle at am 39 years old. I run, lift weights, and am happy with myself. I would not be happy being a fat cow though. Life is too short to be miserable in your own body. You all can be fat and happy, I'd rather be thin and be able to shop and buy anything. It would suck having to wear the A-line dresses or other types of clothes to hide fat like Hewitt. I can't wait til bikini season. Bet we don't see Hewitt in one for awhile...at least I pray that we don't. Being fat must suck. There are also heath issues to consider. Would a huge ass be hard to carry around?

FUCKING HELL! Time for a new post goddamnit. It's not even 10AM and I'm reaching for my whiskey. Enough with the fucking back and forth about who's skinny and fat. Lady and Rich, please don't encourage this poster that can't seem to hit the comment only once. Jebus!

I wonder if she's wearing pretty panties under her dress????

"...I feel real sorry for you fatties that can't control what you put in your mouth. I eat whatever I want and how much I want. I am all muscle at am 39 years old. I run, lift weights, and am happy with myself. I would not be happy being a fat cow though..."

Uuuhhhhh... sounds like another Valerie Bertinelli to me... anyone wanna have a crack at this?

Ok Skinny . So you work really hard to keep your bones small. Whatever. Sounds to me like you have some serious issues. I bet you haven't digested a meal in years.. and you probably look like one of those nasty old ladies with the leather skin dripping off the body, skeletal frame, big bleached mass of hair on top of your sagging head. I bet you're HOT! Well...at least you're not fat right? Like "the rest of us fatties". You make me laugh. And then I want to throw up...because I know the fingers you typed that post with are probably drenched in vomit from all the purging. Have a great skinny day!!

Skinny chicks rule.....

I run therefore...I am....

It's 25 degrees and I am going for a run at lunch. What are the fat cows of the world eating....a double bacon chili cheeseburger and a diet coke.....???

I got 1 word for Hewitt and her supporters....MOOOOOO!!!!!

Auntie Kryst, who doesn't like to take the wallet from a hit and run victim?

Oh right, just me...

162 - I think you are confusing me with Skinny Girl. I don't work hard at being thin at all. I don't have time. I have a job and a family. I apologized earlier for my contradiction. I was just trying to make the point that pretty is as pretty does. Spread the love.

Has anyone pointed out to #15 that living in the fifties and not going to the gym every day did not make women fat? Because in the fifties women didn't NEED to go to the gym to be in good shape, because life was more physically strenuous. And it's common knowledge that today's size 8 was more like a size 14 back then. Clothing manufacturers have to keep marking down sizes so people won't feel like such fatasses. A woman who wore a size 8 in the fifties would wear a size 2 today. Just go try on some vintage dresses, and you'll find that people in past decades were quite petite by today's standards.

103 - Now that was laugh-out-loud funny. Good job. Do you do the voice, too? I would have missed it if not for avoiding my NordicTrack, which I'm getting on right now....

Well DigDug why don't you run your ass the fuck outta here?

You run..therefore you are what? I don't care that you're gonna run at lunch. I had to do a 9 mile run Tuesday at 0330 in the morning, in 25 mph winds, which made it about 28 degrees, and i'm in Iraq. And you know what this fat cow is doing during lunch? Trying not to get blown up. So shut the fuck up.

171 - you are funeeeeee (Jebus - that's great)

180 - As fo rme, I'd like to give you an official "you go gurl!" So, you go GURL!

Tell me, what does it look like over there? Was it ever a pretty country before all this shiz started? Was that 9-mile run part of your daily military stuff or was it a special drill? When do you get to come home?

I'm fucking serious; I'm curious....

Hello RichPort.

183 cruising.....

Get in line....behind me....

C4C? Is it really you? The rivets flew off of my button fly Levi's spontaneously and I thought to myself, is there any female hottie out there willing to ass fuck for a pair of Manolos? It's like I invoked you and shit. And ladies... there's plenty of room... start each other off, I have to go pee...

just wait til she shits out a kid.. talk about porker.

Hey LayDeeBug

#1 There's garbage everywhere...it smells terrible...everything is run down. I hear that Baghdad used to be a nice place, but i've never been there. I'm pretty south.

#2 We run pretty much every day....not always that long, it was kind of an endurance thing. Usually about 4 miles, never thought the desert would be this cold though! Uhhh! If there was one word I could use to describe this country it would be...Uncomfortable. Weather wise. In the summer it's 150, in the winter it's 25. It's insane. LOL Been here over a year...not going home for 6 more months. I'm ready to go! We all are actually. :(

Thanks for the shout out! :) It's nice to vent about this place sometimes.. LOL

I'd porker.

I'd porker.

YOU'RE ALL BORING AND DULL! I AM SMOKING HOT! JUST ASK MY SOFA!

to 187 fo's - Go ahead and vent.....

I don't like wars and governments, but hey, you're there already, you may as well do a good job and stay alive. Honestly, if it wasn't for the gov't duty stuff and the risk of going to battle, I would have joined the military (glad I didn't) if only for the self-discipline and the strength building.

Wow, I feel like...kinda special....talking to an actual soldier in the fray. I hope you make it out, furreal!

Hey fo'sgirl...thanks. Seriously.

190 - you remind me of a line from Futurama.

(Zoidberg is investigaving a murder and Fry interrupts...)

FRY: I'm bored. You're boring Zoidberg.

(I love that show)

Dear JLH,

As long as you still hide your huge, cellulite ridden ass, you're still fat.

170--I'm not that hard to carry around......piggy back seems to work best for most folks.......

Thanks for the support! If you thought about joining the military and didn't....good choice. LOL

170...you may no be fat but youre OLD! OLD SKINNY HAG! BWAHAH!

Auntie Kryst:

What kind of whiskey are we talking about?

Why do fat people hate skinny people? I'd bet a million $$ that all the people dis'in the skinny people are fat and jealous. Get a life people. I can't believe I've even stooped to your levels by posting this.

#199
It's funny how stupid you are. You SHOULD be glad you're not a cow. CUZ US FATTIES LOVE DEM HAMBURGS!! Hahahaha....idiot.

I can't even believe i've stooped to your level by posting this...but I did...so I shouldn't even have wrote that....... and the hilarity ensues....

200 hey fo's -

Doncha love those "I'm classier than you so I'm gonna post and add a disclaimer so you know I'm classier than you" bloggers. Yes, hilarity ensues is right....hey, what time is it over there?

HONK! HONK! looks like the hewitt is taking the petticoat junction to hooterville, y'all.

wonder if she tosses a nice gorilla salad?

@198 Jameson!

Tubby McTubster.

LOL God...I really do love them. Mostly because they make an easy target. Haha!! Yeah, I like simplicity. :)

Well over here it is 9:12pm...Thursday night. And it's cold !!!!!

What is wrong with you guys?! What is wrong with people nowadays - everyone is so judgmental all the time and no-one stops to ask themselves why they are like that.

If you don't want to be judged, do not judge others. That how the game goes. You create the world with every nasty word you say. What comes around comes back around - Always!

Omg...omg omg omg omg......Ebenia is it?? Ummm...why are you here? I'm just....just...you know...i mean...not that i'm JUDGING you for being here....i'm just...it's just. Well, why? This is gossip... lol I mean, I have my opinion about important issues, and then there's celebrities...it's fun to argue and all...but i mean...do you just wander random websites and see who's judging who and tell them to stop? LOL Seriously...what are you doing?

206 - (raises hand) I know, I KNOW!!!!

I'm like that because, um....I'm superficial. Yeah, that's why.

On a serious note, Ebenia, you're right. The Secret/Laws of Attraction say the same thing. Oh and it's "what goes around, comes around," and we are creating the world with our ugly thoughts.

That doesn't make it any less fun, however.....

Please....please...may I also just point out one little thing...you're on a website who's hook is "Because your ugly". Did you miss that?

Airbrushed that arm blubber right off didn't they....

Upon further inspection....she is kind of "cankle-y"

#207 I think it is different to look information about celebs than yell all around that they are fat, ugly and horrible.

And yes, you are right that maybe my words are on "wrong" site, but I still want to believe that here too are normal people, who may sometimes have low selfesteems and they/others are still yelling judging here how "fat" some random star is. I just think it is very odd, when people are so scared of being judged themselves and then they judge and diss other people all the time here.

Well...most of them are. What can you do? JLH is probably one of the "normal" ones.

I bet skinny Girl is really a 350lb man who is jacking off while reading these comments!!!

I think the ghosts "whisper" a lot louder when she walks while wearing corduroy pants.

#206 Ebenia

You need Scientology in your life.

You guys need to grow up She is a beautiful women. Not all women were meant to be these little anorexic beauties you all crave for some reason. Who wants to rub up against a skeleton? AT least us with a nice figure people are not whispering about us being sick in some way. These little skinny actresses and models, to look at them, you would think they are impoverished and starving. Or at the very least think they have some incurable diseases. Grow up people. Being skinny is overrated anyway. I may not be skinny as a rail, but at least I'm comfortable in my own skin and that is all that matters.

#217 - donna - "I may not be skinny as a rail, but at least I'm comfortable in my own skin and that is all that matters."

please read #133.

isn't this the same dress she wore to the 27 Dresses premier?

Does anyone know of a website where I can endlessly discuss wether JLH is fat or not?

worst post ever.

217 - A day late and a bunch of dollars short.

#175 it's -2 outside and for lunch I'm going to eat a steak and drink about 4 martinis. We have people who run at lunch here to, mainly cause no one wants to eat with thier annoying asses. So go put on your running gear and try not to notice all the people driving by laughing at you.

and #180 keep the faith. I remember those runs and 20 k forced marches. Keep your chin up and your head low and get back here in 1 piece OK?

shes pretty hot, but i still dont like her acting

At least she has makeup on this time. The last photo I saw of her with no makeup was obscene.

Jamie---I think you just described your self. I weigh 115 if it is any of your business. It is so funny how all you people get so worked up. I think you all need a Xanax or something to relax. Don't hate me because I am not fat. I have not said anything bad about anyone except JLH who put herself out there for all this criticism.

225. Skinny Girl
5'8" and 115 lbs is a BMI of 17.5. The lower limit of a healthy BMI is 18.5. No wonder you think Hewitt is fat you’re anorexic.

Ok...let's all just go back to the gossip homepage and look at that picture of Britney. I'm still wiping off the water I spit all over my computer after seeing that. I couldn't stop laughing!!!!

She looks like a Tim Burton character in that first pic. Someone from "Mars Attacks"?

No, she's curvy!

No, she's a cow!

No, she's a real woman!

Moo!

Eat a sandwich, you anorexic bitch!

There, I just summarized all 226 previous posts and saved you from wasting 20 minutes of your life.

why are these remarks always directed toward female celebs. no one ever comments on tom cruises thighs or brad pitts ankles. JLH looks great in these pics. how shallow are you people????

She should be embracing this fat scandal, because her career is on life support. In twenty years, they'll be squeezing her into a girdle and scary Bridget Jones panties with a crowbar and dying her hair with industrial strength Xerox toner so that she can sit at a booth in a state fair and tell people, "Hey, remember me, I was Melinda Gordon." She'll be trying to sell autographed, photoshopped 8X10s and pestering people looking to eat their corn dogs in peace by saying, "Tonight in the main arena after the rodeo clown jug band and before the monster truck show the promoters have given me a generous twenty minutes to play a set off my new album. If your kids are still hyper and capable of flight from all the cotton candy, the critics say my new CD works better than Seconal."

okay - first off i am a girl and a size 0 or a size 2 and about 5'7"/5'8" and very athletic so i don't want to be accused of being fat.

while i personally wouldn't be happy in JLH's body, i can appreciate her as being attractive. yes, she IS curvy and yes, she looked terrible in those bathing suit pictures (because the bathing suit was very very wrong for her body type), but i think SHE'S STILL HOT

No, she looked terrible because her ass is really fat these days. And she has saddlebag thighs. And fat upper arms. She's looked this way in pictures for awhile now. It's become a great debate only because she's conceited and ordinary girls are insecure. The reality is obvious.

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service plusmingle.com, a place for big beautiful women finding romances..

Hmmm...Actually...I didn't realize that her mammary glands were even that large...? I'd bury my nose between them...and bury my magic wand someplace else.

she looks gorgeous and skinny!! i only wish i were that thin!

Oh...skinny girl that is the best you can come up with??? Really I could care less what you look like or how skinny you are, you made it everyone’s business when you came on here and made your post...I think you might be the one that needs to take a Xanax...I just thought it was funny you completely contradict yourself "I feel real sorry for you fatties that can't control what you put in your mouth. I eat whatever I want and how much I want. "

Just b/c you are as you put it "small boned" and don't gain weight doesn't mean you CAN control whatever you put in your mouth! And just because someone if "fat" doesn't mean they can't control what they do put in there mouth. For being 39 you really are oblivious. I work with a girl who doesn't eat hardly anything and what she does eat its healthy and she is a big girl but it's very hard for her to loss weight due to health problems.

She's not a size 2 or a size 8, she's a size B(itch).

"And just because someone if "fat" doesn't mean they can't control what they do put in there mouth. For being 39 you really are oblivious. I work with a girl who doesn't eat hardly anything and what she does eat its healthy and she is a big girl but it's very hard for her to loss weight due to health problems."

2/3 of the adult American population is overweight. At most, 10% of those people are overweight due to medical problems (a more likely estimate is 5-7%). In the vast majority of cases, if you put people on a TRUTHFUL diary to record actual eating, they are consuming far too many calories each day. Most also do not exercise vigorously every day.

Hey bbw_becky:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

I don't think she's fat. I think she looks healthy. She's not too thin and not too big. You people crack me up. That punkA guy especially, what a twit. I had 3 kids in less than 2 yrs (yes there was a set of twins in there) and am currently a size 8 @ 5mos post pardum. I dare you to call me fat cuz bitch, I'll cut you. One day I'll be back to my size 5 self. One day when I don't have any toddlers to run after and have the time to work out and perfectly plan all my meals. Skinnygirl, I'm perfectly happy thanks. I don't need to run and starve myself to be happy. In fact that would make me most UNhappy.
fo'sgirl: what the hell? they let y'all on gossip sites and crap like that now? My how things have changed since '03.

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks good. Anyone who thinks she looks fat is a fool. Go Jennifer.

Wow, what a cow. She really let herself go. She used to be hot, but no more. Nice sausage arms and legs. And we all know that a wide flat orange-peel ass is hidden underneath that tent dress. Some girls will say she looks good, but that's just a testimony to their own lack of self-esteem. Don't worry, girls, that's why alcohol was invented.

yummy

Oh my god, I think she's goegeous! I'm actually glad she gained a couple pounds, to look like a normal woman. This is what is wrong with society today - brainwashing the public into believing that stick thin models are what women should be, otherwise, they'll be considered fat. Back in the 90's is when I first heard if you're not a size 6 or under, you're deemed fat. Since when? No wonder so many girls/women have eating disorders. I'm sorry, but curves are what make a woman. Give me curves any day!

Anyone who thinks she's fat need help, she is healthy. It makes me sick to see such unhealthy views on body image.

I think she looks beautiful

I Wish People would stop saying all these things about her There is absolutely no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt Is fat!

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I Wish People would stop saying all these things about her There is absolutely no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt Is fat!

xXx She Rocks!!! xXx

I Wish People would stop saying all these things about her There is absolutely no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt Is fat!

xXx She Rocks!!! xXx

I Wish People would stop saying all these things about her There is absolutely no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt Is fat!

xXx She Rocks!!! xXx

I Wish People would stop saying all these things about her There is absolutely no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt Is fat!

xXx She Rocks!!! xXx

I Wish People would stop saying all these things about her There is absolutely no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt Is fat!

xXx She Rocks!!! xXx

I Wish People would stop saying all these things about her There is absolutely no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt Is fat!

xXx She Rocks!!! xXx

I Wish People would stop saying all these things about her There is absolutely no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt Is fat!

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I guarantee that 95% of the posters calling her fat are women.

1 She's not fat, she's gorgeous
2 She's an actress, not a top model
3 She has got the prettiest face I have ever seen