Jan 14 2008Janice Dickinson as GODZILLA

WTF is wrong with her ear????? It's horizontal!

30 years ago she was the hottest thing going, banging whoever she wanted. Now, she lets Barney Rubble in a British driving hat tag her. How she has fallen.

But, for 50, she looks pretty smoking. Too bad she is a psycho bitch from hell.

haha oh dear

#2: Please tell me you are kidding. This thing doesn't even resemble a human being. As poster #1 pointed out, she's had so many facelifts, her ear is fucking sideways!!

My god! Janice is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It's as if she's trying to beat the world at vomit or something. And she is, winning.

If you look closely, you can kind of see the person that's trapped inside Dickinson's corpse. Her old self. The pretty face; she's always been a cunt.

i think that fat, dorky, pathetic loser of a guy could do WAYYYY better!!

Ewwww!!!!! I'm never getting old!!! I'd rather die. Look at what happens to the skin. She's gotta be older than fifty, more like 65? Cause she looks GREAT if she's 65..

She is starting to resemble Jocelyn Wildenstein.

for her age she looks pretty good... sure she's had surgery ... i guess that comes with the territory

That pic is where bad dreams come from...

Many years ago (when I was young and good looking), I did it. She was pretty hot back then but like all hot chicks, merely average in bed. Guys, do yourself a favor a find an average looking girl -- they know how to fuck.

Steven Tyler in a bikini !!!!!!!

#4. Last I checked, most people don't have sex with other people's ears. That little tidbit will help you get to the real meaning of #2's comment. If you wrote something about a shriveled up blow-up doll and a New Jersey hot dog salesman that'd be another story entirely.

Jaws IV?

you have to admit, she isn't that. Those scars around the screwed up ear are gross, but what were the bitches options. I'm against plastic surgery myself, but in Janices's case, why not. Not like she has any other career options. I highly doubt the bitch can split an atom.

just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

She's always calling people fat who are skinny in my terms and it always pisses me off.

/she should go starve herself to death

That guy could do so much better!

#13 Last I checked, most people's ears are vertical, which means she doesn't resemble a person, which means she's had too much plastic surgery, which might help you get the meaning of my post, genious. It was really self explanatory though.

Is this the first line of bikini shots on this web site that DIDN'T have a butt shot? What's this site coming too? What are these paparazzi using in their cameras for memory cards, 16megs? only holds 8 pictures? wtf? I need butt shots!

I wonder if she shaves her nuts.

Now they will never get the stink out of the fish!

@21 I think she braids the hair and hangs beads off of them.

She'd be pretty if she weren't so fuckin ugly..

14 - How could you tell? Her JAWS have not even emerged from the water in that picture... Once you see that, you need a bigger boat....

Are you sure? I think she really fucking ugly..

i don't like discussing janice dickinson, let alone look at her. Just stop.

LMAO #1, #21, #22
Classic!

I, unlike all of you, adore Janice. Not because of her looks (obviously), but because of her kick-ass personality. Although, Janice does have her pretty moments. ^.^

Her ear is falling off from plastic surgery. That's what happens.

Body by any number of surgeons....personality by Beelzebub...and she got the better end of the deal. The only thing missing in all the pics is her lithium drip...needs to go everywhere with her.

My mom knew her in high school, and said she was a total bitch, even then. But apparently she had a real fucked up home life, and everyone at school knew about it... kinda sad.

#29, Janice has a kick-ass personality? More like a personality that makes you want to kick her ass. Shes the nastiest person on reality TV. Shes WAY out lived her place on the tube. And as for her pretty moments? They ended 30 years ago.

Shes so fat! OMG! LOOK AT HER! FATTY!

^sarcasm

So who's set to play Mothra? Britney? By God, I believe she could do it. This would give her those acting chops. Go ahead, Britney, your public supports you (well, you support the paps at any rate) - HURL FIRE AT DICKENSON.

Heck, I'd stick my willy in her. Do her doggie style. Sometimes screwing an old broad is a great way to get my kicks.

Jesus Harold Christ! She is brutal!! I though Sly pumped her full of 'riods as she claimed last week. Looks like they wore off and she's left with Uncle Fester.

jennifer love hewitt isn't fat. tyra banks isn't fat. janice dickinson's man friend IS fat.

Wow, she looks much better without make up.

She looks pretty good for her age, even if she had surgeries done... lots od people wish to look like her at her age! Good for you Janice.

She wouldn't look so bad were it not for her hideous fishlips.

What are you people seeing? She looks GREAT!

I am the only one who see's a squirrel swimming up behind her, thinking he's gonna get some nuts in pic #5? WTF? Squirrel's swim in the water off Miami Beach???
I never knew....
;^)

She's a geriatrics's wet dream...which normally consists of 2 bottles of Ensure and some table tennis afterward.

seriously people, who is that guy? It looks like Tom Leykis to me...

Dude she has some really nice armpits, they look really soft and smooth...yeah

You should see how she looked like when she was a young model before you say 'shes fucking ugly'.

http://floacist.wordpress.com/2007/08/04/picture-post-janice-dickinson/

Where the bloody hell are the two-piece police when you need them?

She wouldn't look nearly so saggy if she didn't have such terrible posture. Well, yeah, OK, she probably would, but why give gravity that little extra boost?

She has to be the most ugly skanky sleazy looking cheap ass street walking fucking whore the world has ever seen.

47 thanks for the link. I looked at the pictures of her when she was a young model. Now what do I say?
She's fucking ugly.

I thought she was OK until I saw she was born in 1955. I had thought she was sixtysomething !!! Why did she butcher her face like that ? Too much sun, premature aging maybe ? #1 and #12, hilarious comments ! :-)
To this loudmouth who is always making nasty remarks about younger models, who has such as high opinion of herself, we have to say the pink saggy minishorts are a very bad choice. The fat old man with orange striped XXXXL shorts is a bad pick.
And no, I do not like her features when young. Tiny brown eyes, boring brown hair, pouty mouth. Claudia, Cindy, Carla, Gisele are soooooo much prettier.

i dont think she could afford ritz hotel... thats why she lets 'santa' screw her. lol shes too full of herself!
and 51, gisele is an ugly horse. cindy i never liked, maybe its the mole.
linda evangelista was better than all of them, and she doesnt look bad today!

omg, SHE IS SO SEXY AND CUTE. I am big fan of her. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called WealthyRomance.com last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

"fan"- go away, fool!
you're all fools! fools.

The man she is with is Christopher Biggins, he is a pantomime dame and GAY. They were on a show in England called "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here" together and just formed a friendship. He is a lovely guy so don't be mean about him. He is a British treasure. Her, on the other hand. dislike her a lot

Ooopsy, not biggins. sorry lol

she looks way better than most women that age.
I don't see sun damage, and she looks like she is in good shape.
her lips are alil too big, but other than that, she looks fine.
and she was AMAZING when she was young. looked like phoebe cates only more exotic and gorgeous.

#2,

Just so you know, Michelle Pfiefer is 50, now look at Janice and tell us again that she looks good for her age.....

And SUPERFISH, the playdough covered with chickenwire comment.....nice, I actually did a spit take to that one. lol

meh.........the dude is funny looking though.

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I watched her on I'm a celebrity get me out of here and she is mad. Is she really that mad or is it all for show?

I'm sooo jealous of Ididit.... back in the day she was gorgeous. Infact definately in my top 5.

Yeah, I just looked at the old pics someone provided. Nothing special. She looked like a slightly Chinese/Indian version of Jessica Alba. Kind of a dime-a-dozen ethnic type.

Now at least she's an evil witch with a revolting personality -- so she's memorable.

58 - yes most women, age 49, look like michelle pfieffer, who is close to janice's age.

Ugh. She looks like a tranny now, and not a hot one. She was pretty when she was younger, but her horrible personality and her craptastic surgeries have kind of canceled that out. Isn't she due for an overdose/rehab stint/DUI arrest right about now?

To 58: Thanks for the hint--I scrolled back up to take a look and I have never seen a squirrel swimming in the ocean--too freakin' funny. I'm sure Janice scared the poor little thing back to dry land.

Seriously, hanging out with this hag isn't gonna do anything for Rush Limbaugh's credibility...

@52. ink I AGREE! Linda E. is gorgeous. Fo sho.

Don't insult Godzilla, he never looked that bad.

OK, the squirrel is freaking me out

Oh, I get it, it's Sandy Cheeks!!!!

yeah shes a psycho cunt

but these photos are HOT AS FUCK

most photos of her are HOT as FUCK

jessica simpson, jack NASTY is more like it

yeah shes a psycho cunt

but these photos are HOT AS FUCK

most photos of her are HOT as FUCK

jessica simpson, jack NASTY is more like it

she, uh, barely has a belly button.

This is a bit of a contradiction, but she looks better without makup, though her plastic surgery is more obvious. Or perhaps her plastic surgery looks less clownish without the makeup.

Anyone else think she looks like Julia Roberts in pic 4?

@47 she is... i mean was beautiful. what the hell happened How old is she really? I dont blame her for all the surgery.

OMG!! This is the woman who JUDGES Models!! And she's going out with a what??? She is hideously ugly... and has an ego thats too big for her and her Dad.... i meant BF! She has had sooooo much surgery that her being fake just doesnt cover it anymore! Her eyes are dissappearing. How her kids muct be ashamed and afraid of the MONSTER that is there mother! Actually she reminds me of Sylvester Stallones mom!!

Hey guys bitchin about her ear: Some people have weird ass horizontal ears. Look at Christian Bale's ears sometime. It will freak you the fuck out, but I don't think it's from too much surgery. It's just the way God made them.

I'm sooo jealous of Ididit.... back in the day she was gorgeous. Infact definately in my top 5.
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thats her hair, dumbass.

@ Jennifer:
That's fer ketchin load-blow

Come on you guys. Lighten up. She looks great for 80.

whats the point in filming ugly people on the beach?..

Amy Winehouse' momma ?

@18 ---Janice: "You want to see someone who's fat, I'm sorry, fat midget boyfriend, my fat midget boyfriend is fat." http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/janice_dickinson_defends_jenni.php

She's trying to pantomime how fat he is in the ocean pics, but becomes exasperated because people do not comprehend.

I think she should...I pray she would wear more clothing.

What does Nancy Grace do, besides not be naked in public? She doesn't look especially 48 yrs. old on television.

OH SHIT! THIS IS THE FUCKING "CLOVERFIELD" MONSTER!!!

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Eww flabby arms..and Im pretty sure she was bashing tyra for being fat..looks like this RUN down supermodel needs to shut her trap.

omg my boobs actually hurt lookin at these pics. Omg...she is so disgusting

dude screw all the comments b4 this becasue no matter what she is The BITCH there were no Supermodels b4 that chick and now she's 50 and she has a better body than Most of my 20 something year old Class mates ... I dont care if she paid for it or not She is a BITCH BUT SHE IS ALSO THE BITCH SO FUCK OFF

BOY. she's starting to show her age! it's amazing what makeup can do to a woman these days.

Well damn....for the first time in 3 days I managed to eat something and keep it down since catching the freakin flu and I click on a link and see this hag and I threw everything up. I should sue this skank for imposing ugliness on people.

what an ugly bitch

OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

How can you even say she looks bad....for her age she looks DAMN good. Im 21 years old and all i have to say is i would kill to look like that when im 50! you're just jealous and have nothing better to say that beat down on her. thats not cool....most women at 50 are fat, have gray hair, have "let go" have saggy ass boobs, are pail, wrinkly...UM shes none of that. So get a freaking job and dont make fun of you YOU KNOW if you were 50 you would either want to look like her or bang her.

She looks like Michael Jackson, but male.

"47. angela - January 15, 2008 12:19 AM

You should see how she looked like when she was a young model before you say 'shes fucking ugly'."

Uhm yeah fuckin' retard. Anybody home? She got old, but not gracefully. All that plastic surgery makes her look absolutely horrible and disgusting. Go back sellin gyour ass and live in your dreamworld dumb bitch.

Picture # 5: looks like there's a stingray behind her! Oh, dear god, if only....

okkkkk

she just looks like a normal person her age in a bikini......*shrugs*

but i guess since you all wake up every morning looking like Halle Berry and Brad Pitt then its ok ...but HERE'S a novel idea... hmm maybe Halle doesn't even look like Halle when she gets up...naaah can't be she's perfect! even better...she's SUPER perfect!

OMG, she looks old, but I saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on richsoulmate.com, a dating site for celebrities and wealthy singles to mingle. Believe it or not. The profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy.

im melting! im melting!!

OMG! she's got a great waist line....Janice please get rid of ur pathetic attitude!

Who is this old prune? Man, I wouldn't f* her even with YOUR dick...

iam looking fat woman for marrig ,iam not married

and she's the one on ANTM that tells them to never let the paparazzi catch tem not looing good, and all tat crap

how ironic =P

bruce wiilis has really put on weight!

Who the f**k is Janice Dickinson?