Jan 10 2008Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt go to Mexico
While it’s a documented fact I hate The Hills like a red-headed step-child, there’s no way I could pass on these pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Mexico. I guess I’m a sucker for two people in the throes of love. I’m a hopeless romantic. You know, the kind that gets drunk and throws dollar bills at his computer monitor until he realizes he’s gone through a grand and Heidi can’t really see him. Sort of like Leonardo DiCaprio’s character in Titanic, but way more sensitive to chick stuff.

Reader Comments
1. Transparency! - January 10, 2008 4:05 PM
Could this bitch be posing any harder for the photogs???
2. Brittany - January 10, 2008 4:05 PM
Man, if I had a penny for every girl I've seen sunbathing doggy style...
3. RAT - January 10, 2008 4:06 PM
Sweet!!
4. Bubbles, dammit! - January 10, 2008 4:06 PM
Ugh that bitch is just one huge enormous bag of nothing.
5. The Office Whore - January 10, 2008 4:07 PM
who? this is not britney!!!
but this is:
American TV station Fox News say that a 30-minute video of the singer was posted on the web yesterday.
The raunchy footage is said to show a shaven-headed Britney performing sex acts on two women and a male companion.
During the video, the Toxic star is said to look dazed and consumes alcohol and "what appears to be cocaine and marijuana".
That's fun news. This is not.
6. kate - January 10, 2008 4:10 PM
mm she looks so natural... her boobs... her nose... her liposuction... her poses.
7. Judas Iscariot - January 10, 2008 4:11 PM
A) Her legs are short and stumpy.
B) Clearly this guy is gay. She rubbing oil all over herself and he lays there reading Fortune magazine? Fuck! In reality that was the current issue of Twinks with a fake Fortune cover.
8. Doomhammer - January 10, 2008 4:12 PM
That shit looks staged and posed. Next.
9. Giggles - January 10, 2008 4:13 PM
Hum....did they run into Britney?
10. laura - January 10, 2008 4:14 PM
There is no way that this is "pap" pictures... looks like they hired someone to take pictures of them and they "whored" themselves out again.
11. jay - January 10, 2008 4:15 PM
did she get more plastic surgery. she looks like an adult film star, and shallow pratt wouldnt like her if she weighted the same as a normal person
12. needle-dicked nate - January 10, 2008 4:16 PM
her vagina looks too big
13. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 4:16 PM
Nice rack. At least the day is looking up. This is far better that the crap we have been getting..
14. Gerald_Tarrant - January 10, 2008 4:21 PM
Hmmm, is this Tori Spelling's long lost sister or did they both just go to the same fucked up plastic surgeon.
15. SuckIt - January 10, 2008 4:21 PM
ummm OK is it just me or are belly peircings totally OUT?!
what is with these "celebrities" these douchebags arent even worth writing about!!! and yet I am?!!! What's wrong here!!!
Fake tits are totally OUT too.
16. p0nk - January 10, 2008 4:22 PM
she looks almost lifelike. i'd hit that so hard it would pop.
17. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 4:22 PM
Hey Office Whore! Where did you get that info? And can we see the video?
I hate this Heidi boobjob toothpick, and maybe only because I'm jealous of her intelligence..
18. Allison - January 10, 2008 4:22 PM
I have never seen 2 bigger idiots! I mean does she seriously think we think she is innocently preening on the beach, while Spencer reads "Fortune". Do you think their publicist is given direction from nearby lounge chair? What utter fools!
19. BIPP - January 10, 2008 4:22 PM
Pretty bikini
20. JustBuzzed - January 10, 2008 4:23 PM
I think it's funny that dude can read.
21. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 10, 2008 4:24 PM
she upgraded pretty well
22. Grace - January 10, 2008 4:24 PM
These pictures look so staged and so forced, it's uncomfortable to look at them. It's ridiculous. Why doesn't MTV just wake up and realize no one really gives a shit about spoiled rich kids and their fake problems? And her fake tits look painful.
23. Em - January 10, 2008 4:25 PM
Hey Superficial Writer - I hope you're proud of yourself. With all the attention you give this little blonde plastic piece of shit, I'm pretty sure she's your No. 1 Fan! Aren't you proud?! *clap* *clap* *clap* She's bound to dedicate a song to you one of these days. Kudos.
(Yes I'm a woman. Yes I know that she looks really hot in a very well paid-for/butterface kinda way. And yes I would do the same - well, just to my tits - if I had the cash. But it ain't breaking my heart.)
24. Champ - January 10, 2008 4:26 PM
Have you ever seen someone try SO HARD to look like they don't know cameras are watching? Sad. She will be pregnant and irrelevant by next Christmas.
25. jrz - January 10, 2008 4:27 PM
So what's more fake..........her tits or this relationship?
26. T - January 10, 2008 4:28 PM
She's an asshole. He's a fag.
27. Chauncey Gardner - January 10, 2008 4:29 PM
That first shot looks like computer-generated porn. Fuckin' A!
28. Fluffy Butt - January 10, 2008 4:29 PM
damn! somone deflate those bitches before she floats back to the US. Mexico can keep 'em ...
poser!
29. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 4:32 PM
Are we suppose to beleive that this is how she normally lays around the beach and that all of the photos are not staged??
30. TT - January 10, 2008 4:34 PM
He must be a faggot, she's rubbing oil on her tits and he doesn't even get a erection.
I'm fucking hard just looking at the pic.
31. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 4:36 PM
That's how I normally lay around at the beach Jimbo. Doesn't everybody? Course no one's lining up to take my picture, but WHATEVER..
32. kevin - January 10, 2008 4:37 PM
good god this girl has an amazing body
33. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 4:37 PM
#13, and #29. I love it when my anal dwelling butt monkey troll talks to its self.
34. Jen - January 10, 2008 4:39 PM
And this loser says Lauren Conrad got wrapped up in hollywood. This girl is about an hour away from working the corners in Beverly Hills. Her parents must be real proud. There isn't one real thing about this idiot.
35. masterless - January 10, 2008 4:41 PM
Ah crap...I cant stand these morons but my penis has changed its mind and wants more pics of that slut bending over. Preferably sucking a lollipop...my lollipop.
36. JD - January 10, 2008 4:41 PM
Nobody will miss these 2 "posers" when their plane crashes into the Pacific. It's hard to find no-talents with an overdose of pride and self-importance that can top these two. Just die already!
37. PunkA - January 10, 2008 4:41 PM
Willing to bet the paps paid for this trip for hte posing. Maybe some extra cash too. Pretty sad state of affairs.
Plus, they both suck ass and are not even remotely interesting. Spencer can pretend to read Fortune Magazine all he wants. We still know he is a dimwit.
38. Jess - January 10, 2008 4:42 PM
FAKE TITS FTW.
Man, she must've paid the photographers to follow her. "Here, lemme just crawl over you and put my butt in the air."
Not that I'm not into her. jeez. she's hot.
39. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 4:43 PM
#31, FRIST I would take your picture any day, especially if you sun bathe doggy style.
40. kdollarsign - January 10, 2008 4:43 PM
first comment said it all. thrust those breasts! suck in that stomach! not like she needs to.
41. minniememe - January 10, 2008 4:44 PM
is she giving him a hand job in pic #11?
what a creepy display of exhibitionism.
42. darkman629 - January 10, 2008 4:47 PM
with those natural flippers for feet and over-inflated tits, i bet she can swim like a goddamn dolphin
43. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 4:47 PM
@31 FRIST, I bet if you asked my troll to take some pictures of you on the beach it would. It is always perving over your MySpace pics. WHo else has perved over you and Veggi in the past? Maybe that is who the anal dwelling butt monkey troll is or adbm for short..
44. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 4:47 PM
#31, FRIST I would take your picture any day, especially if you sun bathe doggy style.
45. raichu - January 10, 2008 4:48 PM
oomg, this girl needs help..
46. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 4:49 PM
Jimbo, it already offered.. you have mail.
Is there a new post yet? What's going on with Britney? I heard she shaved her head. Is that true?
47. iseikoopsi - January 10, 2008 4:50 PM
her breasts look so fake ughh
48. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 4:51 PM
#43, Troll shut the fuck up already. Give it a rest. Don't you have anything else to do with your life?
49. iseikoopsi - January 10, 2008 4:52 PM
her breasts look so fake ughh
50. Alexandra - January 10, 2008 4:52 PM
eww...her feet are gross looking...
Among other things already mentioned...
51. Iowa Girl - January 10, 2008 4:57 PM
good f'n god. None of these are "natural" she is just constantly posing. this cracks me up!!!!!
52. kirsten - January 10, 2008 4:58 PM
These two are as phoney as her tits and nose! They truly are a perfect match though.
53. ATX - January 10, 2008 5:01 PM
Ok, so she is an attention whore? You would be too if you pulled away from the computer and looked this good in a bikini! I am convinced that all the haters on this site are either gay or jealous bitches. Wait, all you haters are gay, jealous bitches! That works. Now get your fat assed, flat chested, no talent wannabe asses back to the computer monitors to jerk off. Heidi is gorgeous. So she ruins it by knowing she is hot, whatever. She is confident. And confidence is very sex. Don't you think? More power to ya Heidi, you sexy bitch!
54. Starchasm - January 10, 2008 5:02 PM
You know what's funny? These are clearly and painfully staged, and the guy STILL can't help but look like a totally retarded douchebag. They're supposed to be looking the best they can (and god bless her, that little blow-up doll is trying her darndest) and he STILL looks like he's trying to figure out what that bright glowing ball in the sky is.
55. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 5:03 PM
FRIST,
I don't see anything about Britney shaving her head again. Kind of scary, no Britney news today. .
Are you taking the troll up on taking you picture??
56. Sauron - January 10, 2008 5:03 PM
Looks like they are in Spain to me (:
57. emmyem - January 10, 2008 5:05 PM
What a couple of zeros. Nothings. Waste of energy and time and space.
Idiot retards who do NOTHING for ANYONE. They are sickening, even more than Amy Winehouse. At least Amy can sing. Um, when she remembers the lyrics...but still, these two? The horror.......the horror......................
58. Ted from LA - January 10, 2008 5:05 PM
I'm with Iowa Girl. Fake tits are a joke. It's like corking your bat in baseball. 95% of them look ridiculous. The other 5% make you wonder, "are they real?" Note to all women: Don't cork your bat.
59. 1MILF Hunter - January 10, 2008 5:05 PM
Posed - yes. Nice rack - yes again.
60. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 5:07 PM
Hey, ATX. YOU are an attention whore!!! Now GO AWAY, this is what we do..
61. hdl - January 10, 2008 5:07 PM
She looked hotter in the Baywatch pics! But still I couldn't stop fucking her. Everything seems to be perfect and she really seems to be feeling great with her new breasts... some fish really got all the luck
62. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 5:10 PM
No way Jimbo. I'm in the witness protection program.
Plus I'm still working out trying to lose the holiday weight gain....stupid chocolate covered magic mushrooms..
63. emmyem - January 10, 2008 5:13 PM
#26;
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I wish I had written that. Straight (HA HA HA) and to the point, like on the top of her HEAD.
SEETHING, I am. But why? WHY? Mr. Superfish, please stop this. I'm begging, PLEASE..........................
64. ATX - January 10, 2008 5:14 PM
FRIST!!! (obviously gay), she is still hot and you still wish you were her. So bite me.
65. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 5:18 PM
FRIST,
Why don't you just have a lot of sex and you can lose those Holiday pounds really quick?
Wait I shouldn't have said that, I bet the troll will have a come back for that now.
66. emmyem - January 10, 2008 5:19 PM
Oh help me.I looked at the photos of Heidi and Spencer "sleeping". Oh MY GOD they are so QUEER. Just so very stupidly queer. In one photo, it's just Heidi, "taking a little nap" And while she's DOZING, she's POZING. And no, I am not Mr. T, nor do I look like him. Or Johnnie Cochran. Oh wait, he's dead.
OK, anyway, look at the SLEEPING PHOTOS. WHO F**KING TOOK THESE PICTURES?
WHO do they think they are kidding. And he DOES look like a big fag.
67. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 5:19 PM
You still look hot. Do you have any more of those shrooms??
@53 What old cliché book did you dig up?? "confidence is very sex", "More power to ya Heidi, you sexy bitch!" You sound like some old 80's disco rag.
68. 10pound - January 10, 2008 5:20 PM
Check out that camel toe!
69. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 5:20 PM
#64, why don't you read my comment #17 where I clearly state that I am JEALOUS???
And I will bite you if you insist..but you better taste good..
70. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 5:25 PM
Sorry Jimbo, I was kidding about the shrooms. It was more like chocolate covered chocolate. Actually I'm kidding about that too. I rarely eat sweets unless it's a chocolate martini..
71. Anne - January 10, 2008 5:26 PM
Chris Crocker got a new body.
72. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 5:27 PM
FRIST,
I always taste good. Come try me.
73. Bigheadmike - January 10, 2008 5:29 PM
Hot Hot Hot!!
74. Sandy - January 10, 2008 5:29 PM
@72 Hey Jimbo You sound hot.
75. Sandy - January 10, 2008 5:30 PM
Can I taste you?
76. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 5:31 PM
Jimbo sorry, I'm on a low-salt diet.
77. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 5:33 PM
FRIST you could always taste my ass, while I break the wind of love.
78. haroof - January 10, 2008 5:33 PM
Gotta love all the fat pig bitter bitches on here totally jealous of how insanely hot this chick is.
If any guys are complaining....well then it's quite obvious what your dilemma is.
79. combustion8 - January 10, 2008 5:34 PM
did she get a chin reduction?
she may be dumber than shit but I'd still tongue her pooter hole... while at the same time stabbing him in the face with a meat thermometer.
80. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 5:35 PM
Jimbo that right there was poetry.
81. GoKickRocks - January 10, 2008 5:35 PM
Did she just get clear braces or were her lips injected?
Why do I care?
82. Chris - January 10, 2008 5:37 PM
Ugly chick, great fake boobies.
83. Iowa Girl - January 10, 2008 5:38 PM
haha damn this comment section got nasty FAST!
84. asew - January 10, 2008 5:39 PM
Is it just me or does this not look like Heidi at all? It looks like some random model.
85. carly - January 10, 2008 5:41 PM
ugh, what an ugly, un-classy slut.
86. Auntie Kryst - January 10, 2008 5:42 PM
Ok I'm an asshole, I think this chick looks really hot. I know she's plastic stupid cumbucket, but I sort of like this wee bit of over ripeness. Thank god there is the pic of her boyfriend reading Fortune Magazine, I have something mean to say. He is the new official King O'er All Douchebags! Whew, I feel better.
87. Joe Fonebone - January 10, 2008 5:42 PM
These are less candid photos than they are carefully staged PR shots. Waste of webspace - get a grip.
88. Ally - January 10, 2008 5:42 PM
It would be cool if her fake tits ruptured like on www.siliconeholocaust.org. With her boobs tragically disfigured, she would have nowhere to go but obscurity. Actually, I only said that because I'm jealous that she's in Mexico and I'm sitting at a fucking desk waiting for my 8 hours to be over.
89. Emily - January 10, 2008 5:42 PM
omg they (especially her) are SO staged and posed it makes me throw up in my mouth. What a couple of spotlight whores.
90. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 5:49 PM
@88 Thanks for the link Ally. Those were some nice pics..
91. Alli - January 10, 2008 5:52 PM
Even though I can't stand these two I have to admit that they both have excellent bodies (minus the over-filled fake breasts).
92. Mick - January 10, 2008 5:52 PM
without the fake breasts and that face she looks great. She also could stop possing....She's not modeling anything except her ego.
93. Ariola - January 10, 2008 5:53 PM
Wait?! I am confused, and I am serious when I say this not just trying to talk shit, but who are these two? Are they on TV or something?
Oh wait, I just answered my own question by re-reading the comments by superficial (haha), they are on the hills, no wonder I don't know them...what happened to MUSIC TV, now it's REALITY TV...Sad! Should be called RTV LoL :( I miss when MTV was Music!
And yes these are painfully staged. I am pretty sure tho that most of the newer "celebs" stage pap pics. And by that I mean the people who are not actors and actresses who are famous for Talent rather than Mommy and Daddy's Money!
But still this is funny as hell!
94. Sister Sweetly - January 10, 2008 5:54 PM
she has a perfect body.
i hate her.
95. Mick - January 10, 2008 5:56 PM
posing*
96. Crystal Cline - January 10, 2008 5:59 PM
Heidi, when's your sex tape coming? Get a life.
97. Xavier - January 10, 2008 5:59 PM
She's breathtaking! Quite possibly the most beautiful girl on the planet. And I love her personality - she's so much more authentic than all the rest of the "celebrities."
98. Mike - January 10, 2008 6:00 PM
#90.........Hey Jimbo remember me? How's it going?
#80........FRIST how are you doing?
Haven't been able to get on here for a while, so haven't been able to talk to you guys.
99. Jeans - January 10, 2008 6:02 PM
I am totally shocked that no one has not mentioned the apparent lip injections she must have recently gotten. She has the Jenna Jameson Lip action going on!
100. combustion8 - January 10, 2008 6:05 PM
he looks like a shaved ewok on andro.
anyonw else get the bad in bed vibe from heidi? I can hear her now "Ow that hurrrts!", "I dont wanna do that position! it's too hard" or maybe she just lays there and thinks up her next beach pose.
101. Andrea - January 10, 2008 6:06 PM
lmao@all the critical comments. Do you really think you're credible? Without question, she's better looking that any of the girls commenting here, and somebody any of the guy commenters would give their left nut to see naked (and both nuts to fuck, not realizing the contradiction: the guy commenters here are tards). Please, just stop, it's sad. For you.
102. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 6:09 PM
#98, hey Mike. Yeah, good to see you. Oh, and 80 wasn't me, but whatever..
103. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 6:09 PM
What are you up to Mike
104. Firegirl - January 10, 2008 6:10 PM
Yea, these pics gross me out. She is TOTALLY HOT, but can she look anymore fake posing for the cameras. She is as fake as "The Hills" is!
105. Mike - January 10, 2008 6:17 PM
#102, and #103, been good, just been off on vacation, then got back to work and had lots of work to catch up on. But anyway, I will be here back again to pester you guys.
106. tree - January 10, 2008 6:17 PM
Totally NOT HOT. Fake boobs suck, thats why no one wants to suck on fake boobs.
107. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 6:19 PM
Mike, did Jimbo tell you about my new cocksucking technique? It'll blow your mind (as well)!
108. Burgernoodle - January 10, 2008 6:20 PM
Oh god, they are such losers.
109. Banana - January 10, 2008 6:23 PM
God damn she is really hot
110. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 6:25 PM
@109 Get the fuck out of here Amily2008.
111. amily2008 - January 10, 2008 6:25 PM
OH, SO cool, my friend Tom told me that this guy has been to interracialsingleonline.com to enjoy an interracial hot dating white girl. which cause much discussion all over the website...Is it true? so interesting, i may go check it...
112. G - January 10, 2008 6:28 PM
THIS SHOULD BE CALLED "HEIDI POSES IN MEXICO!" IS SHE THE NEXT BRITNEY! SHE OBVIOUSLY LIKES THE PAPARAZZI.
113. D. Richards (Master.) - January 10, 2008 6:32 PM
#101? Let me get this straight for you, okay?
The only thing that you could possibly pose to all of the 'women' posting entries on the Superficial is a question. See, you're questioning their attractiveness by typing that idiotic drivel. Assumption is question, you're just answering the question for yourself.
Do you see the 'contradiction'? Ha!
As for me, I wouldn't fuck Montag even with my junky brother's cock. And daddy doesn't give his 'nuts' for any woman. Unless she likes ass-sex.. You enjoy sodomy, 101?
114. Guy - January 10, 2008 6:33 PM
In most sets of photos you see one or two unflattering photos, here everyone is showing her a her best.
Staged.
115. CJ - January 10, 2008 6:37 PM
Looks like she got what she paid for and no one is mad at her. Sad she has to pretend she's got the photogs on her heels, though. Obviously a publicity stunt to boost her ratings.
116. Lindsay - January 10, 2008 6:38 PM
I'm 99.8% sure this is a 'photo shoot' not pap. No one fucking cares about her, so she has to do it herself. Gross, how posed out is she? Who lays doggy style like that? She sure is gorg (her body at least, except for those huge wide hips of hers maybe) and I can't hate on her for having fake boobs and a nose job but shes so talentless. What is she DOING?
117. Dr. Nappy - January 10, 2008 6:40 PM
Her breasts seem to large for her frame. Looks unnatural in my opinion.
'Yay self-esteem issues.
118. Mike - January 10, 2008 6:42 PM
#107, No FRIST, he doesn't e-mail me anymore, or neither do you. So I don't know. Why don't you tell me.
119. Nikky Raney - January 10, 2008 6:44 PM
i am so jealous of her body
120. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 6:45 PM
Someone's been messing with the comment order again....either that or Jimbo is psychic!!!!!..
121. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 6:47 PM
@117 Hey Dumbshit Nappy, They are called implants. They are fake. not real.
122. Mike - January 10, 2008 6:47 PM
#121, Jimbo you sure? I tend to agree with #117..............lmao.
123. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 6:49 PM
#112, are you a fucking retard??? I mean seriously. Helmet, short bus, whole nine yards? Want a little tip? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
124. Nikky Raney - January 10, 2008 6:49 PM
if i was her i'd be posing for papparazzi too.
why wouldn't you want your pix to look good??
125. Lauri - January 10, 2008 6:54 PM
Umm is it just me or does she look different/better than usual. I mean I know she got her nose and boobs done and after that she still didn't look that great (horse) in some pics but in these she looks GOOD. Did she get more done? And as far as her saying that "LC went hollywood" she wasn't the one that got a nose AND boob job.
126. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 6:57 PM
@124 Nikky, That is good to know. The next time I see you standing on the beach with your tits pushed out and your ass looking all perky, I will take your picture.
127. homiegirl - January 10, 2008 6:57 PM
god, how slutty is she trying to be?
i mean seriously, she is trying WAy TOOOOO HARD
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129. Nikky Raney - January 10, 2008 6:57 PM
It's a free photo shoot!
130. microcker15 - January 10, 2008 6:58 PM
Her toes look creepy...like little aliens or something........
131. Nikky Raney - January 10, 2008 6:58 PM
i mean those pictures are better than the ones on america's next top model. that photographer is good. are those even photo shopped?
132. D. Richards (Stain.) - January 10, 2008 7:01 PM
If Montag continues to get operations, she'll be a completely different person by summer; well, except for the fact that her brain will be the same vacuity filled piece-of mush.
There's something wrong with a person that has this much surgery to make themself look 'prettier'. I'd imagine it's the same problem that forces people to suicide.
Heidi? Sweety, you can change your appearance, but you can't fix that dysmorphic self-image as easily.
133. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 7:01 PM
#97 are you on acid? What is WRONG with you? Mind must be as vacant as hers..
134. ya_rly - January 10, 2008 7:02 PM
do you think she likes it in the butt?
135. Ript1&0 - January 10, 2008 7:05 PM
Wait, Fish, you have an entire grand?? Wow, you are loaded man!! That IS almost enough for the midget to roll around in. Better get that in ones.
And make SURE the midget gets the cash. This whore gets nothing. Not that I know who she is or anything, but god, I still fucking hate her.
136. granada - January 10, 2008 7:05 PM
Who the fuck wears makeup to the beach?
137. Ript1&0 - January 10, 2008 7:07 PM
PS = Redheads rule all of you. Seriously.
138. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 7:08 PM
@135 Have you ever even been to the beach? I think it is time to get out of your double wide and see the world. Most women wear makeup to the beach. They are there to look good and get a sun tan, not swim laps with the dolphins.
139. FRIST!!! - January 10, 2008 7:09 PM
#134 most intelligent comment today/..
140. Yup - January 10, 2008 7:09 PM
Office Whore, how can you fall for a cheap fake fox news webpage?
http://www.foxnews.com.entertainment-breaking_news_feed.britney-spears-78a7s98cbv5b4xlkj4j4as651b4k8z4y.7s9d28z4y7s9d2h8z4y7s9d2hh.fox.ivdo.ws/news/story/breaking-news.html
You see? The actual domain of the website is ivdo.ws. So, no, there is no sexual video of Britney having sex making the rounds on the web (not yet).
141. rongway - January 10, 2008 7:14 PM
SUPERFICIAL... you are cheap.. why no Large photos like you used to have?????????????????????
these little photos are a waste of TIME.
142. g.o.d. - January 10, 2008 7:14 PM
If she had achieved this beauty naturally, I would possibly consider her attractive...
143. Jimbo - January 10, 2008 7:16 PM
@140, So what you saying is you are just as stupid as Office Whore when you tried to see if the link was real? I bet you make you momma proud. I think it is time for you to put on your helmet, get on the small bus and go home.
144. Harry - January 10, 2008 7:17 PM
Not good girlfriend or wife material, but def. great "let's go to Vegas and screw until we faint" material. God, my standards are low.
145. Mick - January 10, 2008 7:29 PM
141... Click on the photo to enlarge or you could take a minute and read under the photo.. it has a box that states " Full Size +" you can also click that.
146. colette - January 10, 2008 7:30 PM
127, amen to that
i mean, really
it's like her boobs are gonna fall right off of her puny chest if she even bends over a little
147. doop - January 10, 2008 7:31 PM
totally agreeing with 146
her boobs look totally fake, but it could be the preggerness
plus it makes it so much better with the cross on her shirt
148. doop - January 10, 2008 7:33 PM
plus, am i the only guy here who feels bad for this poor man? having this slut on top of him, boobs falling off...
149. hey now - January 10, 2008 7:34 PM
hey andrea 101 YOU SUCK AT LIFE you dont know what anyone looks like thats posts here so shove it up your ass ! hiedi trys way to hard. without the makeup and the fakness she wouldnt even be a second glancer she probably wouldnt even look good.. oh well
150. hey now - January 10, 2008 7:34 PM
hey andrea 101 YOU SUCK AT LIFE you dont know what anyone looks like thats posts here so shove it up your ass ! hiedi trys way to hard. without the makeup and the fakness she wouldnt even be a second glancer she probably wouldnt even look good.. oh well
151. samsamsamsam - January 10, 2008 7:37 PM
hes prbbly suffocating! heehee!
152. La Frascatana - January 10, 2008 7:39 PM
The first picture is kind of like that episode of South Park where they see something so funny that it burns them out and they can never laugh again. It's so hot that it goes past hotness and becomes abstract puppetry or something.
The rest of the pictures though are just ick. She fucked up her face and looks like Jenna Jameson. This is a girl in her early 20s, I assume, who had this adorable face and mutilated herself for absolutely no reason.
153. Christian Carnahan - January 10, 2008 7:41 PM
When does the sex tape come out?
154. dolce - January 10, 2008 7:47 PM
okok...she has a goos body...the pictures were nice...until i saw the ones of her on the rock...POSING? nono...just a coincedence... she still has a nice body, but then scroll down to her toes!??!?!?
155. La Frascatana - January 10, 2008 7:49 PM
I just saw the one where she's bending over. What a sleazy cunt! This erection in my hand will have gone down by morning, but those photos will last forever.
At least porn stars aren't hypocritical and admit they're porn stars. What does this girl think she is? A recreational labia-majora model/actress?
156. Pikachelsea - January 10, 2008 8:01 PM
Wow, those stupid poses look about as natural as her gross fake boobs.
Heidi, you're not fooling anyone. Just stop.
157. Lynsey - January 10, 2008 8:05 PM
She looks amazing, that is definitely money well spent...... I'm not even sure I care that she is posing.
Also, I agree, her toes really aren't great, maybe she'll get those done next...
158. debagger - January 10, 2008 8:11 PM
Bitch got some gooooood plastic surgery!
159. joeypants - January 10, 2008 8:17 PM
I know, I know... she absolutely sucks as a person and after I had my way with here I'd probably put a plastic bag over her head and leave her body in a bathtub full of acid somewhere in Hell's Kitchen, but I would fucking WRECK that.
160. Banana - January 10, 2008 8:19 PM
101 is absolutly right.
It's hilarious to see all of the jealous posters here. And as a guy I think she is amazingly attractive.
161. The Man - January 10, 2008 8:21 PM
How much does Super Fish get paid to promote certain sluts? This is so abusive I have to cleanse my body for the next few days to renew. Oh, and I'll be pissing on his neck tomorrow just to be sure my bladder is pure...
162. Kay - January 10, 2008 8:23 PM
Its so strange that in every picture she happens to POSE like she knows a photo is going to be taken...She's not ugly but these too are obviously desperate to be a celebrities
163. Sasha - January 10, 2008 8:25 PM
You know what .. she forgot to get something else done..
HER HUGE A$$ CHIN!
164. caca smells - January 10, 2008 8:32 PM
lol wow she's trying way too hard. What's kind of scary is that in one where she's by herself she looks like a spoke person for what will happen if you become anorexic. Her boobs look very painful, it's really sad this poor girl was so attention hungry she changed herself completely. Ironically enough out of the Laguna/Hills people, she's one of the few that hasn't gotten anything out of the fame lol yet she's tried the hardest. I kind of feel bad for her, and well Spencer...out of all the hot guys that MTV could find, they got him? He is extremely unattractive, his lips piss me off immensely lol just seeing him talk gives me the creeps!
165. sak - January 10, 2008 8:39 PM
It looks like someone punched her in the mouth and he has always looked like mannequin. The perfect fake couple!
166. stevec hapal - January 10, 2008 8:43 PM
big fake plastic tits
167. Binky - January 10, 2008 8:43 PM
I couldn't figure out why there were so many comments on this 'bikini beach' thread.
But, cleaning up, I dusted off a few old National Geographics and found the one that has probably brought back all the memories.
You know the one. The one with Mother Theresa catching a few waves at the beach with Gandhi - just south of Goa.
And Gandhi's there,like,acting like his sheet may not have been recently bleached. And MT looks like she's worried about cellulite because she didn't drop the towel around her waist.
These two bring it all back !! What channel are they on ?
168. lauren - January 10, 2008 8:47 PM
If Heidi Montag could fuck herself her unimportant life would be complete.
169. Tom - January 10, 2008 8:53 PM
Are they F'ing kidding?? These 2 FUGLY whores are so vapid and pathetic.
I wasnt born yesterday to know these 2 LOOSERS are media WHORES.
Uh,. I have been to Las Ventanas (where these shots were taken) and they would never allow paps to get this close to guests.
170. disbeliever - January 10, 2008 8:55 PM
ha! HA! you have got to be kidding me! heidi is a fake, plastic, bitchy, attention-grabber! like she actually hired a photographer and did porn poses while so called loving spencer reads fortune? HA!
171. korina_jebediah - January 10, 2008 9:15 PM
I can totally assure you this two scumanoids have a mirror in front of the toilet.
They enjoy posing while they crap.
You know, good stuff.
They are hilarious,no, really. It almost hurts.
Ok ok, we know she's as fake as can be but, gotta admit she's smooooking hot.
The douchebag by her side on the other hand, just annoys me. Like a lot. And i can almost say i'm jealous.
172. mlkwv2 - January 10, 2008 9:46 PM
Look at him pretending to read Fortune mag, what a douchebag
173. burgernoodle - January 10, 2008 9:57 PM
Spencer Pratt does not read. Believe me.
174. Googlybits - January 10, 2008 9:59 PM
Ew... I can see her ribs in photo 8 -- she is gorgeous, but also underweight -- she could gain five lbs and still be very attractive!
175. Binky - January 10, 2008 10:10 PM
Public at LARGE : #167 - No one reads the long ones. And you're probably a troll because there's been no - '9/11 was an Inside job' - type thing going on with you for the last , like, 20 minutes...
Binky : Sorry about that. So let's,like, get back to the basics- Edward R Murrow type thing here- because the best attribute for a journalist is - curiosity !
Cliff Notes : Ed's dead Binky.
Binky : Oh right - but at least we have Tim Russert !! Rock on TIMMY . Keep looking for the Truth guy.
176. Victoria - January 10, 2008 10:30 PM
That is absolutely the best way to get your ass crack tan. Works like a charm.
177. Cthulha - January 10, 2008 10:32 PM
her mommy must be proud.
178. Binky - January 10, 2008 10:38 PM
That's what I thought !
179. Ads - January 10, 2008 10:40 PM
She needs to loose about 100lb
180. Moribundwood - January 10, 2008 10:43 PM
Binky, I don't know if you're being incredibly clever, or just sarcastic, or what, but Mother Theresa and Gandhi is the perfect metaphor. Two big posers.
So, does Heidi Montag date straight men on the side, or is being trapped naked and alone in a hall of mirrors the only way she can have an orgasm?
181. aja - January 10, 2008 10:46 PM
Her face could still stop a clock, she looks a little like Tori Spelling ( not AS hideous, of course) Her chin is scary huuuuuuge.
She seems vapid too. ..
182. Binky - January 10, 2008 10:48 PM
Well #179 if she lost about 130 pounds she'd probably disappear completely and I wouldn't find that channel.
183. me - January 10, 2008 11:06 PM
I'm tired of these blond bimbos who never have to work and seem to think they're hot when they're not. Fake tits, average build, and an average face does not make you hot. It's no wonder young girls are turning into pregnant sluts these days.
184. Binky - January 10, 2008 11:08 PM
I agree completely #183 ! - any comments on 9/1l ?
So where was I ?
185. lexxy - January 10, 2008 11:48 PM
heidi is lookin hot. she definitely had some more work done. her face looks different. and she gained some much needed weight
186. go_away - January 10, 2008 11:56 PM
She looks absolutely spectacular. Criticize all you want, we all know you would hit that everyday of the week.
187. lil' e - January 11, 2008 12:02 AM
This bitch needs to get over herself! She's a NOBODY with new tits....they're a dime a dozen in the Hills! Next....
188. dephs - January 11, 2008 12:07 AM
why don't they just make a sex tape and get it over with? better yet a fake one, with fake heidi's and spencer's for all the faker-takers. sick.
189. Binky - January 11, 2008 12:10 AM
So # 185 - 186 .
Any comments on 9/11 ?
What actually going on there in the U S A ?
No one's talkin' ..
But I guess as long as 'Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt go to Mexico' -etc.
Everyone's happy....
Grow up. There's major problems.
190. colin - January 11, 2008 12:21 AM
You guys are so ridiculous. You're telling me that you wouldn't fuck that bitch? If you say you wouldn't then you must be a fag because she's hot as fuck
191. go_away - January 11, 2008 12:28 AM
#190 I totally agree with you,
#189 what's your point? There is no correlation between whether you would do this hot chick and workig on probelms to 9/11 or whatever hot button issue you care about.
192. put the ugly people in the back - January 11, 2008 12:29 AM
She is unintentionally the funniest chick on the planet. I can't even imagine how boring sex would be with a posable, robotic, plastic bimbo with the mental capacity of a house fly. Sure you see big fake boobies and forced artificial skank poses but remember the entire time your doing her she'll be staring in the mirror fixing her hair, regularly sighing in displeasure, whining about some speck of fat she thinks she has somewhere and then pretending completely unbelievably to have something she's never had; an orgasm.
Girls this far up their own asses can never relax and be natural enough to have fun. Lots of girls look hot but it's the uptight little bitches that are not worth your time. This chick is purely and simply FALSE ADVERTISING, moves like whore but she's a fucking bitchy bore.
jessica biel is probably a good example of a hotter more natural down to earth chick that this gold diggin' fako skank.
193. Binky - January 11, 2008 12:30 AM
#189 Oh Shit - fucked up a bit of the pathos there.
'* "What's" (third line) Sorry about that.
but let's roll it again it till like # 188.
Cliff Notes :Like,#189- these 'people' will never ever appear here again, because they won't pass a comment on 9/11.
Binky : Cliff It's freedom of speech (and I think It's about time for you to quit the job at Denny's)
( as they say in the industry)
194. aimee - January 11, 2008 12:36 AM
What a friggin poser. I hate this chick. I don't even know who she is.
195. Pico de Gallo - January 11, 2008 12:49 AM
This chick would be perfect if she didn't have the fake tits.
196. Raquel - January 11, 2008 12:52 AM
#101 - absolutely correct! I'm glad at least one person could speak the truth.
197. Binky - January 11, 2008 1:06 AM
Hey #191 Welcome to the site ! (Umm...Firefox has a spell check)
What's your point ? 'go_away' etc. ? Maybe check with Dr. Phil...
And maybe just try and chill. -9/11 was an Inside Job-
And that maybe should be one of those "hot button issues you care about."
Binky : (Still can't get over the Tim Russert thing) LOL !
Like. Rock on !! Keep searching for the TRUTH TIMMY !!! LOL !!
198. fake ass world - January 11, 2008 1:39 AM
I love how all these ugly trolls come to this site and see someone hotter than them (not hard) and then assume that every person commenting here is as fat and fugly as they are. Just because those of you who complain that other sare critical are SO UGLY that no amount of plastic surgery could even make you look like Rosanne Bar on a bad day doesn't mean we are all as ugly as you are. How sad and sheltered are your lives? This is the world wide web where people of all walks of life come to congregate and among many other things laugh at disgusting piece of shit worthless celeb whores who have sold their privacy for something as vapid and meaningless as fame. Your comments only show us what you are and how insecure you are.
My Wife comes to this site and she is a walking godess people literally turn and stare. Whatever country we are in, wherever we go male and female. The amount of times that people stop to complement her is ridiculous. Before I met her she had been proposed to 9 times and even by a complete stranger in the middle of an airport. I can't tell you how many times I am told what a lucky bastard I am. She gets off an elevator and two guys waiting gaspp oh my god did you fucking see how hot that chick is. Why did I end up with her? Because unlike every tool who asked her before even hearing her speak I took the time to get to know her to get to know how funny and unbelievably intelligent and strong and kind she is. I did not judge her buy her looks and I treated her like a person instead of an object. Because I know what it's like when people only like you for your looks.
She is 100% natural and she would never need to pose like a whore to get attention. I've seen the stir she causes on a beach. She finds plastic surgery repulsive, as someone who knows how important medicine is it sickens her that time and money is wasting on shoving silicone into girls chests while children die in hospital and all that time and money and science could be devoted to them. The lot of you whining that some of us have taste must live in the ugliest little worlds. Have you never seen a pretty girl before are you so obese that this girl astounds you have you even had sex before? You pathetic losers with such low standards who would want someone as fake and brainless and as this piece of trash scream one of three things.. YOU'RE FATT YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU'RE A LONELY, LONELY LITTLE VIRGIN.
She is a cheap cubic zirconia that can never compare to a real diamond. She is utterly classless and any man who has actually been with many women can spot the difference but if you've never even seen a diamond let alone a cheap shitty plastic bead then I guess there's no hope for you.
Not only does she repulse me physically because she is busted up with fake plastic shit and has a face simmilar to one one the ugliest people on eath long and horse like, a la tori fucking spelling. Her choices in life also show what a brainless selfish shallow immoral piece of human waste she is.
Say what you want but I only wish some of you losers can someday understand what I'm talking about.
199. moderator - January 11, 2008 1:43 AM
Simple rule: when you get to your 3rd line and nothing is funny, just stop. Thanks.
200. scooby - January 11, 2008 1:50 AM
200!
201. Jen - January 11, 2008 1:55 AM
As long as she isn't smiling. Her smile freaks me out, it's hideous. The teeth are especially weird.
Aside from the boobs, I wouldn't mind having a body like hers.
202. Den Policarpio - January 11, 2008 1:59 AM
I don't even know who this person is but I know she's an idiot.
203. Binky - January 11, 2008 2:00 AM
Well thanks for that # 198 !!! ( i got thru a few lines)
But any comments on 9/11 ?
Heidi's cute - and the gay guy's... are like - 'gay...'
But could someone explain to us all here - 'free fall collapse speed.' ?
204. fake ass world - January 11, 2008 2:04 AM
SIMPLE RULE if your life is so totally worthless that all you can do is sit around in your freshly sharted 3 week old undies like an internet pig drenched in sweat, covered in cheeto crumbs and ketchup stains surrounded by the smell of old beef and rotten eggs ready to police the online world with little rules you made with your loyal legion of headless dolls and your poster of a loin clothed Fabio who you believe with all your heart is your living loving boyfriend then you need to step away from the computer go find Britney, (follow the trail of suicidal attorneys and the sounds of crying children) next Paris Hilton (follow the trail of flaming condoms and crying men) and have a three way. Because something that purely vile can only end one way.
205. Binky - January 11, 2008 2:12 AM
Yeah gr8 # 2o4
Read it and ROCKED
Welcome to the site !
..Any comments on 9/11 ?
206. colin - January 11, 2008 2:13 AM
my god... came back to check on any new comments and #198.... I think you're gayer than that guy Spencer you fuck. Calling people losers yet you left a 3 paragraph comment. shut the fuck up you fucking guido
207. Binky - January 11, 2008 2:17 AM
# 206 - Chill !
And Welcome !
Any comments on 9/11 ?
208. Binky - January 11, 2008 2:30 AM
# 198 & 204 - 'Fake ass world '
Welcome to the FISH ! (9/11 was an Inside job)
Gr8 comments - But where did you go ?
Feel free to Speak!! LOL !!
( wake up the neighbors)
209. beauty - January 11, 2008 2:44 AM
She is so sexy and cute. I am her big fan. I just saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. It seems she is single agian.
210. Blondamnation - January 11, 2008 3:19 AM
#101-- I look better than Heidi Mountafag any day of the week- I HATE this chick because she would sell her mothers' underwear for a story in the presshe's annoying as fuck and those pictures are the lamest thing I've seen since, well, all the other staged pictures of her. And it's not because I'm not hot, it's because she's a jackass. And so are you.
211. Binky - January 11, 2008 3:25 AM
'#209 "She is so sexy and cute. I am her big fan.etc...'
And I just saw her profile on ''9/11WasAnInsidejob.dot com'
212. lovey - January 11, 2008 3:30 AM
she is obviously starved for attention. how pathetic.
213. Blondamnation - January 11, 2008 3:31 AM
198-wow, poetry...seriously...you had me at 'you losers'....Get a fucking life-I'm way hotter than your wife and I think she's screwing your brother right now, in fact I'm sure of it.
214. Blondamnation - January 11, 2008 3:32 AM
God, "Binky" ENOUGH WITH THE 9/11 POSTS!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP, I hate the way you slither on here and write the same things all the time (youre response: 'yes, you're right..but 9/11 was an inside job'.)" BITE ME!!!!!! you're a piece of shit with an agenda and bringing it here is so wrong. We 'Americans' were hurt badly that day and I don't give a fuck what the conspiracy theories are. People like you that rehash it and spew that shit are anti American douchebags.
215. Binky - January 11, 2008 3:40 AM
# 214 Welcome to the site !!!
Thanks for that . I feel your pain !!!
People have and are being killed.
If you don't like it and don't want to do anything about it
- FUCK OFF !!
216. Binky - January 11, 2008 3:51 AM
The truth will set you free # 214
(And Gr8 connection with the new guy at #198 - I really think you Newbies may have something goin' on there ! Go 4 it !!
Feel the heat baby !!)
217. Papa - January 11, 2008 4:02 AM
So when does the sex tape that launches her porn career come out?
218. Binky - January 11, 2008 4:06 AM
Blondamnation. Come back !!!
Sorry to bring up the 'reality' thing !'
The fish guy still needs 'hits' - so don't ignore us all.
Ok - Frist is,like, nowhere near 'high maintenance' (that's a troll)
And I'm still hoping 'Jimbo' is Jim Shaw ( Canadian thing)
But Rich Port still has a couple of worthy lots just outside Atlanta !
All are welcome here - no offense ! (9/11 was an Inside job)
219. Binky - January 11, 2008 4:39 AM
Blondamnation. Come back !!!
I was just kidding.
Those guys in the caves really DID do the job on NORAD.(How many billions $ did this group of winners cost us ?)
I've seen 47 story steel framed buildings drop in less than seven seconds quite a few times, walking around the neighborhood.
[Engineers should maybe check out the 'structure' thing on those babies.]
Well ok - I'm done for now.
[IE - other side has no offense or defense type thing...]
220. Binky - January 11, 2008 5:01 AM
Oh #214 .
Here's another link - please explain and discuss...
(when you can work it into your sked etc)
221. woodhorse - January 11, 2008 5:55 AM
Nice work Fish!. 220 comments under Heidi's tits.
9/11 was an inside job.
TCLTC
Kid Rock Shoots Blanks
222. Binky - January 11, 2008 6:04 AM
#221 woodhorse-
You had me convinced at '9/11 was an inside job" !!
Finally some more reality at this site !!
(Heidi tits are ok as well)
223. pinkdate - January 11, 2008 6:14 AM
wooo, so hot! I see many her hot pics in her profile at http://pinkmingle.com ,and she has uploaded her nude pics, very very sexy and charming ! perfect.....lol
224. go_away - January 11, 2008 6:23 AM
Doggy Style picture is saucy. Fake, but yet I would hit it all day.
225. Binky - January 11, 2008 6:37 AM
Cliff Notes : #223 The last time Binky was mingling with Pink he was eating some Neapolitan Ice cream...
Binky : Look - Cliff - there's no need for this.
226. Binky - January 11, 2008 6:46 AM
Oh - Right . Cliff.
I do eat a lot of ice creamj.
Good point....
227. aweraw - January 11, 2008 6:56 AM
fuck her in teh bum!
228. wordwile - January 11, 2008 7:28 AM
hi
229. lexxy - January 11, 2008 7:29 AM
97, have u seen the pics of this girl before all the work? she's anything but authentic
230. Dr. Nappy - January 11, 2008 8:12 AM
Hey Jimbo... You're a little cunt.
Obviously when I mentioned self-esteem issues I knew they were implants.
Nice one, you friggin' inbred.
Nappy
231. SpearsSpearer - January 11, 2008 8:34 AM
Heidi's 2008 Resolution
1. Make sex tape with Spencer
232. Angela - January 11, 2008 8:45 AM
#198 - your wife must be a masochist.
233. Clem - January 11, 2008 8:53 AM
Talentless? Yes. Would I knock the back out of it - HELLZ YEA!!!!!
234. RichPort - January 11, 2008 8:56 AM
All this fighting brought tears to my eyes and made my dick hard. It heralds the days when jrzmommy, commish, biatcho and I usd to ass ream danielle.... ahhh memories...
235. Suzzane - January 11, 2008 8:59 AM
I completely agree with #101. The proof is #198 - WTF??!! Time for you to go back on those antipsychotic meds....
236. GhostofElvis - January 11, 2008 9:05 AM
I would not fuck her.
I would, however, fuck her tits.
237. mattk - January 11, 2008 9:06 AM
I know, right? Heidi is... (snort) like such stupid (heh)........... OH GOD FORGIVE ME but I would pound that barbie doll so hard her entire BODY would become protracted... WTHell is wrong with me??????? She is shallow, awful and this sh*t is so posed... WHY IS IT WORKING ON ME and none of you guys???
Oh, BTW, on 9/11 I was eating donuts.... all day... so I'm in the clear.... just in case you were wondering (shifty eyes).
238. ugly heidi - January 11, 2008 9:07 AM
This girls swears she is beautiful. lol she better think twice with that big ol daddy's nose. Even surgery can't correct her
239. Aaron - January 11, 2008 9:17 AM
Decent body - but the Tori Spelling face is a big turn off...
240. wow - January 11, 2008 9:17 AM
wow she has the hugest face ever! can a plastic surgeon do something about that?
241. It'sMe! - January 11, 2008 9:29 AM
I can't help it...I'm so friggin hot for this girl....
242. RichPort - January 11, 2008 9:32 AM
Tit fucking her would be like sticking your dick between to tupperware bowls.
243. Anonymous - January 11, 2008 9:49 AM
Hey pinkdate:
Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405
244. comm - January 11, 2008 9:52 AM
She looks so cute and sexy. I am her big fan. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationshp she is looking for on that site..
245. lila - January 11, 2008 9:53 AM
Could this chick be more of a camera pose hog or what? Typical blonde...bleached hair, fake boobs and no brain whatsoever, I just wish I could do a speech bubble with the words "Look honey dolphins!!!" When it is really sharks.
246. Auntie Kryst - January 11, 2008 10:28 AM
@237 I couldn't agree more. I was struggling with the same issues. Barbie doll was a good description. Fucking awful whore inside and out, but...damn...can't...fight...the hotness.
247. Biff Henderson - January 11, 2008 10:33 AM
I would hit that.
I wonder if she has beef curtains or just tucks them in?
248. michelledavegan - January 11, 2008 10:40 AM
this is HILARIOUS. Cant you just see them when they are 70 doing those same poses thinking they are the sexiest idiots in hollywood?
Anyone who thinks shes pretty played with too many of their sisters barbie dolls, she made some plastic surgeon very rich. And him, he is the human version of a douche bag. i wish i could flush these 2 like the big dump i just took but they would definitely be double flushers because they are so FAT. dontcha think?
249. GG1000 - January 11, 2008 10:42 AM
Gee, do you think they knew there were some photos around? I love how she goes into the water and is so careful not to get her hair wet. This chick really bugs me....
250. theboss - January 11, 2008 10:45 AM
Hay #189 lets ask the morons in the pics what their views are one current events. i bet you get a lot of blank stares and drooling.
251. * - January 11, 2008 10:52 AM
Is she in a perpetual state of erotica and extacy?
252. * - January 11, 2008 11:05 AM
Or I should have said....why is she always acting like she's in a perpetual state of erotica and extacy.
I always wonder what must be going through that head of hers while she's posing like that. I'm convinced she must have some slow motion songs ringing between her ears...like "take my breath away" from Top Gun or "naked eyes" from Dirty Dancing.
253. vacant - January 11, 2008 11:11 AM
It's so cute to be in your own little make believe world like that. Must be nice.
254. FamousPlastic - January 11, 2008 11:18 AM
Comeon...Do you really think Heidi is anything close to being hot? Why don't you just pull a Spencer and find an average small town girl and tell her you'll love her if she gets a nose job, breast implants and (most recently) lip injections. How pathetically posed are these pictures too? What a couple of tools...
255. mreasdf@gmail.com - January 11, 2008 11:32 AM
This witch has the nastiest feet EVER........She should of spent her money on getting her feet done (if that's possible). I hope she's reading this in Mexico, and realizes that her carreer is nothing but trying to be a real life barbie doll. Nice try, at least that plastic doll has nicer feet than you do. Bruja!
256. priscilla - January 11, 2008 11:50 AM
AAAAAAAHHAHHA!! they have no life. she's whack.
257. packerfanmag - January 11, 2008 11:51 AM
It's so embarrassing to look at these photos. Aside from the blow-up doll-like features on Heidi, it's infuriating to look at her dumbass pose for the camera. It's like she takes us all for idiots and that we'd actually believe that any human being seriously acts that way in real life. These pictures look like stills from a really bad Skinemax movie. Wow-I'm just too embarrassed for her (he's completely irrelevant-he's just a big douche). She's such a famewhore-doesn't she realize she's good for nothing??!??!? I hope she looks back at these pictures one day and issues a formal apology to America.
258. ash - January 11, 2008 12:07 PM
she looks like tori spelling
259. FFF - January 11, 2008 12:17 PM
@255 Are you joking? Her feet are gorgeous! Give me a bottle of lube, and I could be there for hours!
260. Lizzy - January 11, 2008 12:42 PM
Somebody's trying too hard...posing for the cameras. What a bitch! I am sick of these Paris Hilton girls now. Hollywood is full of them!! Who the hell is she anyway???????????
261. Lizzy - January 11, 2008 12:42 PM
Somebody's trying too hard...posing for the cameras. What a bitch! I am sick of these Paris Hilton girls now. Hollywood is full of them!! Who the hell is she anyway???????????
262. Lizzy - January 11, 2008 12:42 PM
Somebody's trying too hard...posing for the cameras. What a bitch! I am sick of these Paris Hilton girls now. Hollywood is full of them!! Who the hell is she anyway???????????
263. pity girl - January 11, 2008 12:50 PM
nice cankles, fake boobs are so overrated. does she really think she's hot? sad
264. kornemuz - January 11, 2008 12:56 PM
nice pictures :p
265. barf - January 11, 2008 1:01 PM
Her vanity is disgusting.
266. vom - January 11, 2008 1:04 PM
Her vanity is disgusting.
267. sharpeidude - January 11, 2008 1:29 PM
For a Jew broad she's not that bad!
Wait..."Jew broad".....? Oh my, the anti-semitism is really running rampant today.
268. hotlips - January 11, 2008 1:42 PM
Is she doing a photo shoot? Lets not try to hard Heidi, damn. Loser.
269. Lush Spice - January 11, 2008 1:46 PM
These two are the saddest excuses for human beings that I've seen in a long time. They are a complete waste of oxygen and her horse face and huge teeth make we want donkey kick her face in. He is a complete douchebag and both of these pea brained morons should eat a bullet.
270. Reggie Bush - January 11, 2008 1:49 PM
She looks like an Auschwitz survivor with fake tits, fucking disgusting.
271. blahblahblah - January 11, 2008 1:50 PM
So now she has had her lips injected with collagen.... what's next?
In every pic she is posing like a PORN STAR!!! I have no respect left
for that horse face!
272. allyssa - January 11, 2008 1:50 PM
so im pretty sure this bitch is the fakest person on the planet! from her tits to her tits to her hair & her personality! wow she has absolutely NOTHING going for her, besides the fact that her way more popular ex best friend made people at least think when they heard the name "heidi montag" hah what apathedic piece of trash.. and as for spencer, he looks like a marinette! baha have fun with him; heidi monFag
273. Teya - January 11, 2008 1:52 PM
Total posers. It looks like she's practicing for another Maxim spread. Or perhaps she's hoping Playboy will give her a shot.
Everyone knows REAL celebrities wear sunglasses on the beach!
274. marion - January 11, 2008 2:43 PM
what's next for these two? making a sex tape and giving it away for free on the streets? funny thing is i actually thought heidi was pretty at the beginning of the hills, now she just looks like a horse, and her breasts don't even look grabbable! very unnatural. not cool.
275. ele - January 11, 2008 3:01 PM
look at her feet in every pic that she shows up them... they are totally disgusting, is like she's trying so hard to keep the pose... and i agree with everyone that said that spencer is gay, he's totally faggy.
276. Auto-EroticAsphixiation - January 11, 2008 3:08 PM
Ahh that looong lovely neck .......mmmm........
Her Hollywood hooters resembles my bubble eyed goldfish an awful lot.
Just another photo op for celebs on vacation and still looking to pose for the cameras .... hey ... it's their job
These two would have been song fodder for Frank Zappa .... Dynamo-Hum ... Titties & Beer ... He's so Gay .... I am the Slime ... Willie da Pimp ...
All Frank Zappa Orchestral arrangements that would pertain to these photos
277. Binky - January 11, 2008 3:12 PM
#234 Yeah Rich - the good ol' days - Where'd all those people go ?
(Humm.. looks like the evil twin was in one of those 'chatty moods' yesterday)
278. trish - January 11, 2008 3:38 PM
oh my gawd
disz girl got her lips dunnn.
so noticable.
279. kitty_kat - January 11, 2008 4:35 PM
Whoa. At least other celebs PRETEND that they don't notice the camera. These pics are so fake its ridiculous!
280. kitty_kat - January 11, 2008 5:00 PM
And I agree with everyone who made a comparison between this woman and Tori Spelling. How can you say she's hot and then call Tori Spelling ugly when they look almost exactly the same?
And what's with all the comments that are accusing people of being "jealous". What is there to be jealous of exactly? Her HUGE nose? The silicone sacks on her chest? What? I don't get it.
281. no1justminda - January 11, 2008 5:12 PM
What a dumb slut.
282. maggie - January 11, 2008 5:47 PM
they obviously are getting paid to do this. I'm pretty sure shes got a full face of make-up on too. and for the record Spencer Pratt is THE biggest douche bag on the planet, and the only person who comes close is brody jenner haha. i hate all these kids from the hills and laguna beach and all those BS shows, hey lets go to mexico and see if we can't make ourselves more marketable!!! sounds romantic.
283. jimm23 - January 11, 2008 6:34 PM
OMG, they are so pretty. are they match? my friend Tom insists that they are match of http://interracialsingleonline.com and some hot pictures and blogs are shown there...
284. Abi - January 11, 2008 8:27 PM
She is one of the ugliest "celebrities" I've ever seen. Seriously. I would rather see Condolleezza Rice stick her tongue in Hilary Clinton's mouth than this bitch's fake rubber tits.
285. jjay - January 11, 2008 8:57 PM
what's up with her feet?
286. extracheeseplease - January 11, 2008 9:01 PM
I hope her boobs bust open
287. lulu - January 11, 2008 9:08 PM
WHO LAYS IN A HAMMOCK WITH THEIR BACK ARCHED IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION IT SHOULD BE GOING!? This chick needs to die....what a WASTE OF SPAAACCCEEEEEE.
288. Emma - January 11, 2008 9:27 PM
I give it 6 months until they are both naked in the respective Playboy magazines. Well, maybe Hustler for Heidi...
289. MiCheDa - January 11, 2008 9:30 PM
Heidi Montard
...do we need to have someone remove the stick that is stuck up your ass to keep you posed? Maybe it's the silicone leaking into your body that is causing you to look like a tart in front of the camera...
290. Nathan Sprinkle - January 11, 2008 11:21 PM
I really wish an asteroid would fall from the sky and annihilate this twat. Also... I wonder when shes getting her fake vagina implanted?
291. Qoppppppppppp - January 12, 2008 12:05 AM
Spencer should do the gay porn he was offered and Heidi should just plain dissepear.
292. Jay - January 12, 2008 12:08 AM
I love how all the girls are made because she's hot. haha sorry hat chicks
293. Nik - January 12, 2008 12:14 AM
Uh, first of all, Hello Posed Pictures, and second of all, the next to last pic of her by herself, her right boob is totally crooked and uneven,
thats not hot b!tches
294. Cali Girl - January 12, 2008 1:54 AM
UGH!! Can you say PATHETIC??
295. Cali Girl - January 12, 2008 1:55 AM
UGH!! Can you say PATHETIC??
296. Cali Girl - January 12, 2008 1:55 AM
UGH!! Can you say PATHETIC??
297. Cali Girl - January 12, 2008 1:58 AM
UGH!! Can you say PATHETIC??
298. Andrew - January 12, 2008 8:33 AM
@292 - She's not hot. She's plastic and looks like she has nothing in her head. My girlfriend is natural and looks a hundred times better than her.
299. KIRSTEN DUNST - January 12, 2008 10:31 AM
#1...thank you for starting this post out right, seriously. this is the funniest shit i think ive seen. ever. look at her makeup...absolutely had it professionally done to go to the beach. the magazine he is reading just tops it off. go you guys, seriously. you fooled us all.
300. Sherry - January 12, 2008 2:25 PM
hahaha, I love how she goes to the beach with a full face of make-up, blow dried hair, and only gets her bottom half wet.
301. wow - January 12, 2008 10:47 PM
serious image issues.
302. jan - January 12, 2008 11:33 PM
her boobs look ridiculous.
303. KL Moore - January 13, 2008 7:08 AM
Why does every picture look so posed? None of them look natural in any way!! And who are these people by the way? Should I know who they are?? Or is my own life so much more interesting that I can't be bothered to know about their fake TV ones....
304. Nathan - January 13, 2008 9:01 AM
Nice bobs!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2324639
305. FromOutOfNoWhere - January 13, 2008 9:42 AM
I hope her bikini strings burst open and we all get a full birthday suit bask.
306. margaret dollar - January 13, 2008 12:16 PM
this attention whore is annoying the shit out of me.
307. Get a Life Heidi - January 13, 2008 3:07 PM
Is it sexy to see rib cages? Do guys actually like that? I wish the emancipated look would go out of style.
That girl is so fake, she has to have huge self esteem issues if in order to feel good about herself she has to spend thousands of daddy's money to get tons of plastic surgery just for people to say she's pretty.
308. ronna - January 14, 2008 1:57 AM
They are so weird. Its so obvious that they hired someone to take these pics. Can't she even pose naturally? Who wears make-up to the beach? And Spencer makes my skin crawl.
309. Emily - January 14, 2008 10:47 AM
did she have her boobs done again? they look even bigger than when she first had them done! maybe they weren't big enough for spencer. gross.
310. Zim - January 14, 2008 11:22 AM
Not bad... looks less like Tori Spelling in this pictures... looks sort of nice!
311. Venus - January 14, 2008 12:53 PM
How Nice.. Shes really posing for the camera guy she obviously paid for... So sleeps like that.. SERIOUSLY... Kinda desprite!
312. Conscience Found - January 14, 2008 2:36 PM
1) you have to KNOW your ass is good to pose like that.
2) 9.11 was inside job, duh
3) any h8ter guy on here would kill to hit this.
313. G - January 14, 2008 2:48 PM
eeeEEWWWW actress or PORN Star? Can she be any more OBVIOUS that she's posing! LAME!
314. G - January 14, 2008 2:51 PM
eeeEEWWWW actress or PORN Star. Can she be any more OBVIOUS that she's posing! LAME!
315. Seymour Butz - January 14, 2008 9:36 PM
#310 - she probably looks like Tori Spelling because they share the same plastic surgeon.
That said, her face is much more attractive than Toris face, but their bodies were probably popped off the same plastic mold.
316. Please Vote Dr. Ron - January 14, 2008 11:50 PM
Vote Dr. Ron Paul!!!
317. emmaleigh - January 15, 2008 4:13 AM
Spencer looks confused at what he is reading in FORTUNE magazine! Heidi is totally posing for the cameras that she KNOWS are there. She actually could model if she wasn't such a dumb bitch and if she didn't have an ugly face.
318. Spazz - January 15, 2008 11:28 AM
Good thing neither of these brain surgeons come across as phonies. Good thing.
319. JANE - January 15, 2008 6:03 PM
I'm sorry.... BUT.....She looks friggen incredible!! her body is amazing (even though she has implants) the rest of her body is WOW ! I think shes gorgeous, and although I agree I do not understand why the hell she's posing like this... and that her and Spencer are famous for nothing, she looks great so whatever!
320. Chris - January 15, 2008 8:02 PM
I can't wait until that show gets cancelled. She's just inches away from interracial double-penetration porn.
And Spencer is inches away from a fiery freak hair oil accident.
Let us pray...
321. Sueme - January 16, 2008 1:14 PM
EWWW! Why are white whores so friggin ugly. They are the ugliest women I have ever seen. Please get this pale piece of shit off-line.
322. kily200 - January 17, 2008 6:36 AM
It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on multiraciallove.com and many hot picture are shown...so man fans show so much interesting to her there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it...
323. silvia - January 17, 2008 12:26 PM
she has a great body !
324. Belle - January 18, 2008 7:04 AM
fake tits...
325. Spazz - January 18, 2008 9:51 AM
Nice #321.
Yeah black and green and purple whores look much better. Tool.
326. Guest - January 18, 2008 11:06 PM
She looks good. Even if she's fake, and annoying and desperate. If i looked like her, I'd wear that too. Although, I'd take the implants down a cup size.
327. Chelle - January 20, 2008 2:21 AM
A planned photo op? I think so...she's soooo desperate I mean do something letgit with your career and you wouldnt have to pay someone to take your pictures and 'leak' them to the tabloids! And Spencer reading a Fortune magazine, come on who are you trying to fool?
328. miss wes - January 20, 2008 2:55 AM
YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS PEOPLE. SHE IS PERFECT.
329. miss wes - January 20, 2008 2:55 AM
YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS PEOPLE. SHE IS PERFECT.
330. miss wes - January 20, 2008 2:55 AM
YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS PEOPLE. SHE IS PERFECT.
331. riel - January 20, 2008 11:35 AM
DUDE IF THEY ARE GOING TO WATCH Y NOT GIVE THEM A SHOW...LOL
332. faith - January 20, 2008 10:54 PM
heidi thinks she is all that but she is not she need to look back in the mirrow and think about what an evil fake person that she is everything about here is fake look at her??? she thinks thows pictures look good haha. look down at her feet the is wrong with them???
333. faith - January 20, 2008 10:54 PM
heidi thinks she is all that but she is not she need to look back in the mirrow and think about what an evil fake person that she is everything about here is fake look at her??? she thinks thows pictures look good haha. look down at her feet the is wrong with them???
334. faith - January 20, 2008 10:54 PM
heidi thinks she is all that but she is not she need to look back in the mirrow and think about what an evil fake person that she is everything about here is fake look at her??? she thinks thows pictures look good haha. look down at her feet the is wrong with them???
335. faith - January 20, 2008 10:54 PM
heidi thinks she is all that but she is not she need to look back in the mirrow and think about what an evil fake person that she is everything about here is fake look at her??? she thinks thows pictures look good haha. look down at her feet the is wrong with them???
336. faith - January 20, 2008 10:54 PM
heidi thinks she is all that but she is not she need to look back in the mirrow and think about what an evil fake person that she is everything about here is fake look at her??? she thinks thows pictures look good haha. look down at her feet the is wrong with them???
337. faith - January 20, 2008 10:54 PM
heidi thinks she is all that but she is not she need to look back in the mirrow and think about what an evil fake person that she is everything about here is fake look at her??? she thinks thows pictures look good haha. look down at her feet the is wrong with them???
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339. Miss.Pelty - January 21, 2008 5:40 PM
ew if i were ever to meet these two id try to insult them as much as possible.... ill ask them who they are and see how hard they try for the paparazzi next photo shoot... what pices of shitttttttt. i hate posers.
340. Blondamnation - January 23, 2008 3:43 AM
#322 is that how you talk? Let me guess? Foreign???
341. Jen - January 23, 2008 11:55 AM
Can we please keep the racial comments out of it? I am a beautiful, 21-year-old black girl. I can look at Heidi and recognize that she is smoking hot. Just because I can attest to the fact that she has her own unique beauty does not diminish my own. Some of you people really need to grow up. Beauty comes in many different flavours! And I think anyone with eyes can see that Heidi Montag and Christina Milian have beauty in buttloads
342. sarah - January 26, 2008 6:46 PM
her brother is in my class
343. Who Cares - January 26, 2008 8:46 PM
Typical L.A. girl, but still hot nonetheless. The guy in her pics ruins everything, but as far as she goes, this is about as much as I'll see of her since I don't watch that garbage called "The Hills" on RTV (formerly MTV).
344. Who Cares - January 26, 2008 8:50 PM
Typical L.A. girl, but still hot nonetheless. The guy in her pics ruins everything, but as far as she goes, this is about as much as I'll see of her since I don't watch that garbage called "The Hills" on RTV (formerly MTV).
345. credulous - January 27, 2008 2:16 PM
WTF?? Surely I am not the only one who's noticed that Spencer (is a) Pratt has a pushed-in bulldog face with a serious underbite. Not to mention that he's straight-up creepy.
Surely I'm not the only one?
346. Jason - January 28, 2008 3:28 PM
Excuse me - I have to go touch myself
347. misc - January 28, 2008 6:40 PM
EWWWW!!!These two gross me out! They are such poor actors they are not even believable on a f**king vacation.She's had so much plastic surgery it's lame. I can't even pity them they seem so uncomfortable and aware. UGLY-ASS POSER'S go away!!!please!!!
348. Zach D - February 1, 2008 6:36 AM
Wow, she is really hot. However, she is so clearly posing for every picture. If she isn't posing, she must look really, really good all the time then!
349. Zach D - February 1, 2008 6:36 AM
Wow, she is really hot. However, she is so clearly posing for every picture. If she isn't posing, she must look really, really good all the time then!
350. ResponsibleAdult - February 2, 2008 11:06 AM
I like her stomach minus the sleazy piercing. Other than that though... I've seen alot better.
Her retarded poses and over-done "sexy faces" are really annoying.
351. Alice - February 3, 2008 2:33 AM
OMG, so beautiful. I saw the same photo in a profile on richsoulmate.com. The profile is sincere and attractive. Even clebs are lonely sometimes. It's said Charlie Sheen has found some young and beautiful girls there. Maybe sometimes they really need a rich soul mate rather than a rich buddy.
352. pedobear - February 3, 2008 1:52 PM
This is a piece of ass any straight man would fuck to death and then happily discard .
353. Kathy - February 3, 2008 7:45 PM
All i have to say is Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are the most hated people i know and he is nothing but a big old fat snake he doesn't work where does he get his money oh thats right his woman works and she lost her BF for that piece of crap boy Heidi are u that so hard up for a boyfriend you chose buck teeth Spencer i know love is blind at times but is it blind,deaf and dumb cuz thats u and you honey are not all that LOL LOL LOL
354. Bodylotion - February 5, 2008 10:35 AM
Man, I'd do her for sure. I'd screw her to death and then ask for seconds.
355. CC - February 5, 2008 5:10 PM
LmFa0o Spencer is s0o ugly. lolz
n Uh y3a right! these pixs were staged thiers no fuckin way
y0u go to the beach && stick y0ur ass up in the air like that just to do it.
&& wh0 da hell stands like that just t0 look at the beach. But thier str8
model type pixs not including ones wit spencer. I w0uldnt be suprised if
spencer was gay
356. CC - February 5, 2008 5:13 PM
LmFa0o Spencer is s0o ugly. lolz
n Uh y3a right! these pixs were staged thiers no fuckin way
y0u go to the beach && stick y0ur ass up in the air like that just to do it.
&& wh0 da hell stands like that just t0 look at the beach. But thier str8
model type pixs not including ones wit spencer. I w0uldnt be suprised if
spencer was gay && her b0obz are fake! Da obvious! && y3s y0u chose dat bulldoga lo0kin bitch ova da bestii!!! w0w
357. CC - February 5, 2008 5:13 PM
LmFa0o Spencer is s0o ugly. lolz
n Uh y3a right! these pixs were staged thiers no fuckin way
y0u go to the beach && stick y0ur ass up in the air like that just to do it.
&& wh0 da hell stands like that just t0 look at the beach. But thier str8
model type pixs not including ones wit spencer. I w0uldnt be suprised if
spencer was gay && her b0obz are fake! Da obvious! && y3s y0u chose dat bulldoga lo0kin bitch ova da bestii!!! w0w
358. Jesus - February 6, 2008 10:30 PM
She looks like a horse. A horse with implants.
359. BIG NASH - February 7, 2008 1:36 PM
JIMBO LETS GET A SPELL CHECK LOL
360. BIG NASH - February 7, 2008 1:57 PM
FAITH GET YOUR FINGER OFF THE POST BUTTON lol CC THAT MEANS YOU 2 .
361. mycatlookslikespencer - February 7, 2008 5:19 PM
dear heidi,
everyone would like you a lot more if you at least acted like you cared about something other than yourself, your body, and your boyfriend. don't act like you're spiritual and deeply religious if you choose to exploit yourself so foolishly. nobody likes a poser. you'd actually be much prettier if you didn't try so hard. have some self-respect. i'm sure that there's a lot more to you than the way you choose to portray yourself.
congrats on getting famous, let's see you do something positive with it.
362. adog - February 8, 2008 12:40 AM
Complete trash! LC is much classier!
This chick is seriously a joke!
363. Marcia Baracaldo - February 9, 2008 5:24 PM
HE IS READING FORTUNE TO SEE IF HE CAN KEEP THE WOMAN.
WELL, FOR PAID PICS SHE WOULD GO SEXIER...
SHE DOES FINE FOR FREE PICS.
RSRSRSRS,
NICE FAKE BOOBS
364. megan - February 9, 2008 6:49 PM
she is a JOKE!!!! her boobs look ridiculous and so does her nose job. she looks totally different. she is famour for nothing. get a life heidi. spencer probably made her get those implants cuz he's such a jerk!
365. megan - February 9, 2008 6:49 PM
she is a JOKE!!!! her boobs look ridiculous and so does her nose job. she looks totally different. she is famour for nothing. get a life heidi. spencer probably made her get those implants cuz he's such a jerk!
366. Jason - February 11, 2008 9:56 AM
I love all the bitches that get on here and talk about how gross she is because she's fake - she's had plastic surgery. Get over it bitches! She's hot and if you had the $$$ you would get the surgery too!
367. jon - February 11, 2008 11:09 PM
SHE HAS AN UGLY FACE, FLAT ASS, AND DESPERATE LOOKING
368. Lucy - February 23, 2008 5:16 PM
What's with everyone dissing her?
She's a slut, yeah.
But everyone acts like it's such a big problem that she got plastic surgery.
I think almost all people would rather get plastic surgery and like themselves than not get plastic surgery and hate themselves.
369. sara - March 25, 2008 1:00 PM
ha he looks like he can barely carry her
370. KillMONTAG - March 25, 2008 1:48 PM
Can please SOMEONE put this vacuous bimbo out of her delusions that she has something to offer the world? Preferably with a semi automatic.
371. Arguman - March 25, 2008 5:21 PM
From the looks of these pics, I don't think Heidi has ever heard of food.
372. Karen - March 25, 2008 6:37 PM
She looks like she's made of wax.
373. mmhmm - March 25, 2008 9:50 PM
wonder how proud her parents must be to see these pictures of their whore-ass daughter. they sure did raise her right. did they help pay for her plastic surgery? or did she just mooch off her lame-ass boyfriend who doesn't have a job?
374. sharpeidude - March 26, 2008 3:25 AM
She's fake and he's a fagula, but I'll bet she can ride a cock like it was coming out of the gate at Churchill Downs.
375. Mike - March 26, 2008 5:28 AM
his last name really sums up what he is
376. kndza - March 26, 2008 10:17 AM
HORSE FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!
This bitch is ugly, hot little bod but daaaamn momma put a bag on her head !!!!
GAG!!
Oh and love her "natural" poses. HA!
377. freddy - March 26, 2008 1:51 PM
Yes- they are idiots. Yes- they're making more money than you because of it.
378. OH PA-LEASE! - March 26, 2008 4:21 PM
SHE IS POSING SO HARD THAT IT IS RIDICULOUS!
379. lulz - March 26, 2008 9:30 PM
It doesn't really matter anymore if she's hot or not. All this stupid posing drowns that hotness away.
380. Lemmy Caution - March 26, 2008 11:31 PM
I hate belly-button jewelry. Why ruin the third or fourth sexiest part of your body with that $#!+?
381. Sarah - March 27, 2008 3:37 PM
Can someone please notice her toes? god I hate this girl
382. cartoon_elephant - August 12, 2008 10:53 PM
okay.
now i know this is SO old.
but jesus christ, does anyone notice the toes?
383. estetik cerrah - September 7, 2009 6:12 AM
any pictures without bikini?
384. cene estetigi - October 10, 2009 2:26 PM
Nice Doc...Thanks admin....
385. Estetik - October 21, 2009 10:10 AM
beautiful women, beautiful sea, beautiful breasts .....
386. Em - November 1, 2009 5:55 PM
what cheap assholes she looks far too skinny. You guys saying you'd ''hit that'' just low, really low, I take it you don't like curves then. I'm not jealous of her..I've no reason to be. I look better than her and my boobies are the same size without surgery and I'm size 10 and proud not an emaciated size 4!! She looks like Spelling she could be her twin ffs!! Ugh! what vapid fame hungry twits! And you men that fancy her go take a look at Angelina and then you'll know what ''hot'' is, dumb asses!!