Jan 8 2008Hayden Panettiere is a little person
I always knew Hayden Panettiere was short, but seeing how tiny she is in the doorway of her car proves she’s a freaking midget. Okay, maybe I’m a tad bitter because she’s officially dating her Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia. But at least now I know I can fit Hayden into a duffel bug. Which is convenient because I’m pretty sure I can fit Milo down an open elevator shaft.

Reader Comments
1. walter johnson - January 8, 2008 3:46 PM
first
2. walter johnson - January 8, 2008 3:46 PM
first
3. combustion8 - January 8, 2008 3:47 PM
theres not one part of her body I wouldnt lick.
4. paris - January 8, 2008 3:48 PM
5th
5. paris - January 8, 2008 3:48 PM
6th
6. jim - January 8, 2008 3:49 PM
That car's a mini cooper, right?
7. paris - January 8, 2008 3:49 PM
7th
8. paris - January 8, 2008 3:50 PM
1st
9. 8th - January 8, 2008 3:51 PM
8th
10. sportsdvl - January 8, 2008 3:51 PM
#1 is so retarded he posted "first" like a dumbass - twice! LOL
11. Gerald_Tarrant - January 8, 2008 3:53 PM
A Porshe Cayenne is 67 in tall (5'7") so because she is smaller than that she is little?
Milo is just using her for a fun time. Which is cool by me because he's getting my sloppy seconds. True story.
12. ZoomBoy - January 8, 2008 3:54 PM
That's a Porsche Cayenne you idiot. = SUV!
13. Tim's15YearsDeadMother - January 8, 2008 3:55 PM
Has anyone here seen Deacon Jones?
14. ew, not this 11 year old looking thing again - January 8, 2008 3:56 PM
3-
pedophile.
from her chubby sausage arms, to her tiny buds, to her big chubby baby head right?
you prob were the one who killed and raped jon benet.
15. Mike - January 8, 2008 3:56 PM
#16
16. Ted from LA - January 8, 2008 3:57 PM
Fish,
"Midget" is politically incorrect. She is a "fucking drarf." What I wouldn't give to set my beer on her head and watch some football...
17. Mike - January 8, 2008 3:57 PM
Shit I guess I can't count, I was #15, anyway #17 now.
18. big baby - January 8, 2008 3:57 PM
11- and because she is 5 foot even and has pre-pubescent body proportions ( large head, stumpy limbs, short neck) that make her look really short when not standing next to anyone.
19. combustion8 - January 8, 2008 3:58 PM
14
jon benet looked to old for me.
20. Sunflower - January 8, 2008 3:59 PM
Her Mom must be best friends with Dina Lohan and Lynn Spears. Any "mom" who would openly let their 18-year old daughter date a 30-year old dude and thinks it's "cool" has other motives. Gross.
21. Shep - January 8, 2008 3:59 PM
Wow Walter, Your famous now cause you posted First on an internet blog. Q the interview with Larry King.
As for Hayden, its insane that a girl can look that hot wearing her pajamas everyday.
22. Ted from LA - January 8, 2008 4:00 PM
I can't tell from the photo, is her booster seat black on navy blue?
23. nice - January 8, 2008 4:05 PM
19-
I bet you love your job at the abortion clinic. a lot of fresh young meat for your
"combustions" there i am sure.
24. Chauncey Gardner - January 8, 2008 4:05 PM
She's little, all right...a little piece of butterscotch poontang, and I'm totally into the fact that she looks underage.
25. Harry - January 8, 2008 4:11 PM
Ugh... an SUV and plastic bags. Hot chick, though.
26. CircusClown - January 8, 2008 4:11 PM
Hayden looks short enough to be the next mini me if an Austin Powers sequel gets made.
27. combustion8 - January 8, 2008 4:14 PM
Mmm abortions, just the word gets me all worked up.... time to go rub one out.
28. Sam - January 8, 2008 4:14 PM
It's no fun unless you can tie up Dad and make him watch you fuck his little princess. His tears usually start when she has her third and most intense orgasm during anal.
29. Anonymous - January 8, 2008 4:15 PM
It was so nice the past couple of weeks to not have to read about or look at pictures of this no-talent. Ah, the memories.......
30. Guy - January 8, 2008 4:16 PM
This wholestory plus comments fails...
31. Auntie Kryst - January 8, 2008 4:16 PM
Is all the Enfamil in the bags for her?
32. FRIST!!! - January 8, 2008 4:17 PM
All you who posted numbers...who cares, your comment will be rearranged anyway, and maybe if you are lucky you will end up in the spot you claim to be in!
33. FakePeopleSuck - January 8, 2008 4:22 PM
What's a "duffel bug" ?
DORK!!!
34. Conscience Found - January 8, 2008 4:26 PM
this girl is about to do a JLH.
35. dephs - January 8, 2008 4:27 PM
i luff her.
36. yeaaa - January 8, 2008 4:30 PM
She needs bigger tits, but I'd still fuck the shit out of her.
37. haroof - January 8, 2008 4:33 PM
Cute, not sexy hot.
She's just too short.
38. D. Richards (Meaningless.) - January 8, 2008 4:40 PM
I believe these people (midgets) prefer to be called 'little people'.
Hayden should never be allowed to run. You remember that photo of her running on the beach with that older guy? Her dad or some bullshit.
Yeah? Then you'll remember the grimace that said run put Hayden's ass under; I've never seen an buttochs make such a downtrodden look. It was if the tiny little end was being torn asunder. Those poor retarded cheeks.
39. commish - January 8, 2008 4:41 PM
I wonder how many Hayden's would fit in Lindsay's clown car, er vagina?
40. Truth - January 8, 2008 4:42 PM
If you got into her pants and saw only the beginnings of pubic hair, then her size would be wooderful. But once she became legal she became boring. Erogenous zones the size of postage stamps are no fun.
41. Guy - January 8, 2008 4:50 PM
i guess this is why you love her so much superfish, because next to her your cock would look average and not tiny.
42. Ript1&0 - January 8, 2008 5:04 PM
Looks like Baby Veal's been hitting the 'roids a little, huh?
43. D. Richards - January 8, 2008 5:14 PM
Ript! Check out my last entry at the Dr. Phil post.
44. steve - January 8, 2008 5:21 PM
She must go rabbit pellets.
45. Snarf - January 8, 2008 5:36 PM
FIRST!
46. bigbadvoodoodaddy - January 8, 2008 5:38 PM
I want to put it in her butt! I wonder if she's into ass to mouth?
47. Nicole - January 8, 2008 6:42 PM
That looks oddly like Ensure in those bags. Visiting an old folk's home or eating disorder?
48. Joe - January 8, 2008 7:01 PM
God, her head is ENORMOUS compared to her body size and stumpy limbs. Totally out of proportion body. Looks just like a 12 year old boy. Sorry guys.
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50. Ript1&0 - January 8, 2008 8:50 PM
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51. pinkdate - January 8, 2008 9:46 PM
wooo, she is so hot and she has a good shame, good!@
52. gerard Vandenberg - January 8, 2008 10:21 PM
All those little persons, especially the men like tommy "FAGGOT" cruise have something to prove the world!!
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!
53. Perfect - January 8, 2008 10:39 PM
She looks to be the perfect size and fit for my penis.
54. df - January 8, 2008 11:45 PM
Those are pictures of two different carssssssssss.
55. jim - January 9, 2008 12:38 AM
"That's a Porsche Cayenne you idiot. = SUV!"
That's a joke, you idiot = on you.
56. vicky - January 9, 2008 1:42 AM
She is so beautiful, but someone said she joined the famous millionaire&celebs club "weautybeauty.com" , true or not? If yes, i just wonder what she is doing with that dating service? she wants to find a rich man for extramarital relationship?
57. shorty - January 9, 2008 3:48 AM
Okay, am I the only person who noticed that there are two different cars involved. The one that she is walking away from is a Toyota with no silver trim around the windows. The other one where she is by the open back door has silver trim and is a much bigger vehicle. Also the hubcaps on the cars are different in the two different angles.
Tricky photography, but I'm smarter than that Boo-Boo.
58. RichPort - January 9, 2008 8:41 AM
As Kunta Kinte might have said, wait just a cotton pickin' minute... he's 32 and she JUST turned 18. Now don't get me wrong, I love those "Just Eighteen" pornos as much as the next guy, but at least the 12" donkey-dicked barely legal teen fucker likely JUST met the little semen target that dy, i.e. after she was already 18. This implies that Milo Vegemitesammich was boning he like a graveyard long before she could vote. I mean even Rick James wondered whether or not he should nail a seventeen year old. This smacks of pedophilia. I bet he goes after Vaness Hudgens next.
Oh yeah, I would spin her on top of me like a fucking top.
59. CarnyFreak - January 9, 2008 9:02 AM
@34
yeah she'll pork out.
60. hellp nope - January 9, 2008 10:49 AM
Yes, it's a porsche cayenne, an SUV. The little parasite that writes this blog from his parent's basement in Texas wouldn't know that.
61. Femme Dating Ally - January 9, 2008 10:59 AM
She looks so cool!
62. Katie - January 9, 2008 11:49 AM
That is Ensure in her plastic bags. This bobbleheaded freak obviously wants to put some weight on. She's probably hoping it all goes to her underdeveloped boobies. Then again, her dad-aged boyfriend probably likes her little nubbins.
63. icantcount - January 9, 2008 1:36 PM
sixtythird! but I aspire to be 62nd some day. True dat.
64. xhot - January 9, 2008 1:58 PM
She is pretty hot in a short, stumpy kind of way. Very pretty and looks good in a cheerleaders outfit. She has a nice athletic body and would make a good gymnast most likely.
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65. - January 9, 2008 5:13 PM
Flat chested undeveloped midget.
Is she taller than 4'9''? probably not.
She looks so scary for a 18 year old, she looks 13 and completely undeveloped.
66. jvc - January 9, 2008 6:26 PM
Hayden has nothing going for her looks-wise. Only suckers would believe the hype that she is special.
Nasty mole on her cheek too.
67. Kingnitro - January 10, 2008 12:28 AM
Damn, get that gal a Ladder!
68. ivy - January 10, 2008 2:37 AM
She is 5'1
69. Drago Perv - January 11, 2008 1:23 AM
She is young and very tiny. My one-eyed snake would rip through that tight little cunt-hole and then after some begging on her part, I would unload my manjuice inside her even tighter poop-hole. Just hope I can pee on her afterwards. Or even better, pee inside her poop-hole.
70. Diana - January 14, 2008 6:28 AM
shes pretty!
71. exterminator - January 15, 2008 9:42 AM
there is nothing wrong in being small and you know. she is a pretty little girl in her own way and oh come on i think she's a very decent girl of her age. i think she wants to stay a virgin until shes ready no need for people to go thinking what to do with her just cos shes small.
72. MAGNIFICENT BASTARD - January 24, 2008 7:42 AM
Gotta chime in on this...the lil chick is cute, yeah, her chest is kinda small, but it's the law of equality, she can't have them luscious hams(hips and thighs) and big boobs too. It wouldn't equal out. LOL....and RichPort is right, I'd spin her too, them dump a whole kindergarten class on her face.....Cheers
73. makasiini - February 14, 2008 8:22 AM
Your just so stupid, she looks flat-chested because she's wearing a sports bra.
74. makasiini - February 14, 2008 8:24 AM
* You're all
75. meoffjack - March 22, 2008 3:42 AM
man i would fuck the shit out of her!
76. gerard Vandenberg - April 24, 2008 11:39 AM
tommy cruise likewise.
But the difference?
HE'S A DAMN CHEATER, LIAR and ofcourse a FUCKING FAGGOT!!
That's it Folks!!