Jan 3 2008Dina Lohan should realize she's Dina Lohan

FIRST BITCHES!

Oh, and the Lohan's are pathetic.

Pic 2 shows real class.

#3

Fist?

LL is my favorite celebrity skank ho.

FIST!!!!!!

Who the fuck is dina lohan, and who gives a fuck about wahed up crackwhore lohan? Please post pictures of good looking relevant celebs in bikinis, this is fucking tripe.

What a bunch of FIST and First LOSERS

Who gives a shit about Dina, everyone here just wants to see LiLo make out with some random guy (so we can talk shit about her)

dina once asked me for parenting advice and I told her to sell the kid for coke money. because i'm all about 'tough love'.

#7 sophie, that is so NOT true. I don't want to see her make out, i want her to show me her titties.

umm....why is this dude wearing pink underwear?

OMG, look at that ass fugly guy's hairy beer gut! puuuuuuke!!!!! what is he, chewbacca in disguise?? *disgust*

guy #1, the little hottie waiter was really cute.. no wonder she couldn't hook up with him because she's so fucking fug. orange, washed out and all blotchy. who in their right mind would want to bone her disease-riddled twat?? blergh. nice to see that even guys have *standards*.
even the snowboarder guy was cute compared to this piece of italian hairy retard.
and yeah, looking at the fotos, dina lohan's daughter exudes class. if she really called riley's mum to question HER parenting .. well..um, no comment. what a selfrighteous piece of shit this dina lohan is.

No, Lindsay, the "o" is long, not short, in your drug of choice. Wait...nevermind.

I'd fuck White Oprah. Black Oprah? Ummm...maybe she could clean my bathroom or something.

pic #2 is wrong on so many levels. firstly, she seems so awkward, launching herself on top of that guy and looking all tiny and skinny all of a sudden while sporting massive thunder thighs on the other pics. wow, i've rarely seen a more awkward girl-on-guy action. Hohan must be a shitty lay in bed judging from this pic. all insecure and fakin' it all the way thru.

secondly, i've never seen a guy's hand laid more awkwardly on a girl's butt than in pic #2. like this furball is gay or bi and doesn't even like to touch girls. gross.

and what's twith this fake smoking of cigarettes. they both lit up a cig and it's not even 3/4 burnt up and just holding them. looks like high-school-girl smoking. and i bet they both *smoked* light cigs. total douchebaggery on oh-so-many levels. *vomit*

Ahhh good Lindsey gooood, you have learned well. Sell the photos of you sucking face with eurotrash. That is how earn to keep the party going. Yes yes, move just a bit to the right, let him adjust his junk. Well done, you have earned your orange face. I am humbled by your whorish success. Truly the student is now the teacher.

That dude is so ugly that I find it inspiring. Yes even the loser that I am could do Lindsay Lohan. These pictures say I could. Why I wouldn't even have to throw Charlie Sheen hooker money at her to get some (although I hear she could use the money). Shit someday soon Lindsay will be posting here. I know if I stick my dick in her I'll get some disease but would it be ok to read what she writes if she posts here? I won't go blind right?

FUCK Dina Lohan, the Orange Oprah. What a piece of shit this woman is. She's pissed because Jamie Lynne Spears' pregnancy stole all the headlines and she wants them back for her next little cash cow, daughter Ali.

Hey Dina, go get your little 13-year old daughter knocked up, and you'll have those headlines that you so desperately crave.

Fucking skank.

apparently, #16 hasn't much of a standard.

Good call #10, he's wearing pretty pink panties (or magenta, or fushia, or mauve)

I love how she's "dry-humping" his leg, i bet her panties were soaking wet.

Kissing and smoking. Kissing and smoking. Life's fun when you get trashed, smoke 100s, and kiss. Put your heads together and light-up at the same time. It's so much goddamn fun. Couth.

Kissing and smoking. Smoking and kissing. All the cool kids are doing. Mix your saliva, please. The tar tastes good on your lips. Throw your leg over your partner's thigh. Show him you're a big girl. Show your friend that you know what you've learned. Yeah. Look at you.

This fucking trash-bag'll be around forever. Lindsey Lohan. Whee..

He looks like he's reaching for his Herpes Shield with his right hand in pic #2.

Is it me or does lindseys face seem to be ageing at very accelrating rate....the drugs must be really getting to her.

oh, mr. Richards getting all romantic...

Only thing I bet they didn't smoke 100s no way. Must have been Gauloises red or even white, I bet 5 bucks!

She looks like complete shit in these pics...I thought they were shots of her Mom.

thats not a hotel room. the pictures are from the disco located across the street from her hotel

#22 the reason why her face always looks old and haggard is because it has no even skin tone. she's got all this fuzzy facial hair, freckles, which she desperately tries to cover and tons of layers of self-tanner on it. add the caked peroxide-blonde hair and she's totally washed out and looks like those sunburnt old hags complete with golden rings, golden bracelets and golden ballerinas.

this, or it's just the meth and cheap booze that's ageing her really fast.

#23? Oh, the 'Girl from Ipanema'. I get it. Ha (?). You're that girl. Funnyee!

I'm joking you; I hate that song. You from Brazil? You know they have rampent HIV down there, right? You ever been checked? For HIV?

Regardless of the size, it's just too damn bad there wasn't a healthy dose of cyanide in those 'cigs'. Damn.

P.S. Don't you ever call me 'romantic' again; I smash romance with my bare-hands like an ape. Then masturbate.

DR, you got some romance left in that cold heart for little old me??

Inside of every blackened heart of a pervert is a soft gooey creamy pink center.

I'm sad. Let's kill things and fuck them together.

Gross hairy stomach in picture 1. Plus he's kissing her with a cigarette in his hand. THIS is all Lindsay can get to fuck her these days?? She's headed for Britney world.

She should do porn already.

/Skank

# D. Richards: No, I'm not from Brazil. I'm from Europe. True, my bad english indicates i'm possibly not from the States (or Lord forbid from the UK). But how else would I know about Gauloise cigs if not being European?
And I hate those light cigs. either smoke real ones or don't smoke at all, you're all the bigger douches if you smoke those damn light cigs.

and no, you're not romantic, you're a deranged psychopath piece of a mf, but like ript said ... even the hardest shell has some soft pink, gooey filling somewhere.

having said that, 5$ would equal 0,0001€

btw, "D.Richards" always reminds me of "Denise Richards". Would be appropriate somehow that that lunatic bitch posted some of the pervert drivel you're prone to post, DR (but I enjoyed your post on this one).

I happen to think hairy beer guts are sexy as hell. I can't help but fantasize about rubbing my hairy belly against his. I didn't even notice Dina, I mean Lins...what's her name?

It's nice to see a real man with scruff, rocker hair and a tweaked-out, "i'm ready-to-fuck" smirk on his face. I'm sick of barbie-men. With those mauve man-panties, i'm sure he's kinky too! It should be me skankin-out in those pics instead of that freckle bag.

I happen to think hairy beer guts are sexy as hell. I can't help but fantasize about rubbing my hairy belly against his. I didn't even notice Dina, I mean Lins...what's her name?

It's nice to see a real man with scruff, rocker hair and a tweaked-out, "i'm ready-to-fuck" smirk on his face. I'm sick of barbie-men. With those mauve man-panties, i'm sure he's kinky too! It should be me skankin-out in those pics instead of that freckle bag.

You got it, Ript! We should meet. I'm a real doll-baby in real life. I promise. I'd only bruise your ass when you're a badgirl. And I'm not opposed to drinking urine either. It's a win-win situation.

And, yes, deep within my heart, it's gooey, it's also animalistically desperate too. And incredibly lonely. Where you live?

Midwest? I can't see you in the South. God not the (s)outh. Pacific Northwest? California? East-coast? (That's where I live.. Shh..)

$5 says Ript is a dude

331? No, girlfriend. Ipanema is in Rio De Janeiro. A district or some shit.

Europe, agh? Hairy? The bush? Thick pubic hair is really hot. Makes a woman look like a woman. Gotta shave the lips, though. Must shave the contact patch. Yes! Yes!

i think falling off the wagon requires being on it in the 1st place

That's not Lindsey Lohan in the picture

If Ipanema_Girl is confusing you that much, I can rename myself Schuyler. I like that name.. (Jimbo knows where I am.)

No, no thick bush anymore. We started shaving in europe like in, dunno .. 1999. My legs are soft and smooth like silk. so are armpits. pussy, too, but we like to keep a small landing strip. (only turk and arab girls shave off the strip, too). so, see: you're updated.

hey, I dig San Diego. Had a guy from there. wasn't bad but nothing special, either. but tons more handsome than this italo rat above.

and her tits are so FAKE. real cleavage makes an upside down "v." hers do the opposite

if dina really called out riley's mum they should do a mud wrestle match. it can't get much crazier than it already is.

$5 says Ript is a tranny

I'll take that bet. She's actually very pretty. And all woman. So quit being a douche..

AWWWW!!!! Thanks FRIST!!! That's so sweet! You are very beautiful too.

Five bucks to who can guess where I live based on the shit I say here. You get three guesses and the first two don't count. Go!

Skanky whores like this have no class, not like my girl Kim, she is Class not Trash.

Ya got class, kid!

She has the most unattractive knees that I have ever seen in my entire life!

wow I thought that was pics of dina! I had to reread that last part TWICE I was sure superfish wrote the wrong name. Who knew crack & whoring around makes you look like a 50 year old woman?

What a nerve. What a fucking nerve. Even if Riley Giles wakes up tomorrow and kills a whole town, his mother would be way a better parent than Dina Lohan.

Okay.

My first choice is Chicago. For some reason I really feel you're from Chi(t)-town (Ha!).

Second: Portland, Oregon. Hip place.

Third: Either Boston or Washington, DC. That's four. yes.

Me, yeah I live where the grass is greener. But not atmospherically. Hint (Septic tank).

Wow! Lohan is going down hill faster then James Bond being chased by SPECTRE on a steep mountain ski-slope! I agree with the comments that she is aging FAST! Getting a little chunky too...especially with her telephone pole legs! Cripes...I thought that was her dysfunctional mom too at first!

And fried-brain Tarantino wants to make a movie with her...?

What...to cast her as a barn-yard pig...?

Here piggy, piggy, piggy!

Ok, so you live in NYC or NJ?

Looks like we've got this place surrounded DR, cause I'm over here in California!

S T L E D O Z E P P E L I N M P!

Yeah, that's what I said, California. I lived out in Hollywood for a while. What a fucking sty. I lived a few blocks North-East from the intersection of Hollywood, and Highland. The Ojai!

I now reside mid-Atlantic. I can't become too specific. They're watching..

ATTENTION PLEASE:
This is just a new episode of "PLAYING A BROKE PROSTITUTE". When you are broke with no cash left you use your kissing, teasing, PUSSY and ASS to get some "AIR" again!!

if i am not mistaken, i have seen some pics of the man on a dating site sugarmommymeet.com. it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs.... and there are many charming women maybe he wants a rich mistress.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you!

Yes, I've thought before of trying to talk to you outside of here, but I've also thought that, well... Just because you're joking doesn't you're not serious. Know what I mean?

Y'know, she might be washed up and rapidly aging in stripper years, but I'm pretty sure I'd still fuck the shit out of her given the chance. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a troubled girl with a bad attitude whose neuroses take the form of filthy sex.

Is Mama trying to get laid here on a blog? Ha ha wait until she sees your ugly face!!!!! Worm dick, skinny ass, the face, rusty dinky trailer, oh yeah Little Richard got's it goin' on!
Oh and the erectile dysfunction Mama tell her about that too! As usual I will have to fuck her for you.

No, I don't. Serious about what?

Being the racist, animal killing, child molesting, pee drinking spawn of Satan that your character portrays you to be.

Not that I don't love those things in jest. (You know I do, honey!) But seriously man, talking to a racist who is really NOT joking about it in real life is not my idea of a good time.

I just don't know, you know? I mean, who can really tell with this shit right?

I can definitely vouch for my eccentricities, but not being a truly violent person.

But whatever. Gimme a minute while I stomp on this puppy.

Fact: She is hot
Fact: She can fuck
Fact: She is a whore
Fact: She is broke
Fact: She will be irrelevant in 2 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSlqI1AVUk

^^could provide you all a good laugh if you're that bored...

Wow, I went back and read carefully because I thought it was Dina. She looks like a forty-something bar skank.
I'm still smitten with her, though! Lindsay can do no wrong! Even if she gets as fat as JLH I'll love her still!

Fucking her must be like sitting naked on a NYC subway seat.. sure you'd most likely be ok and you'll feel naughty, but why risk some exotic disease?

I wanna see her naked

she looks like lindsay

she looks so old and she's what, 21?

Agh.. Okay? My character? I am Dick, and Dick is me. Dick Richards is no act, sister! Jesus, I can't let anybody see me cry. Yes, uhm, eaagh, can't.. break character. Look.

Everything I say I absolutely mean (don't ya' think I'd be in jail by now if I was really serious about murdering people?). I can't help it.

Dick is a naughty boy who tries 'wreel' hard at life (he enjoys fucking with people).

I am an enormous racist who enjoys the taste (no, I just don't like black people and christians - and that's okay, people aren't designed to be like liked by everyone - that's what a lot people's problems are, they feel that you should like them no matter what they do or say - they need you to look-up to them - and if you don't, you must be racist, right (?!) Why can't you possibly not like them).

Let's kill some goddamn kids..

she is such a skank ass whore

People were designed (genetically) long before the age of technology and lived in close-knit groups. They cooperated and shared. I would surmise the miscreants and sociopaths (like Little D. Richards) were kicked out or eliminated from swimming in the gene pool.
In our modern age of capitalism, every skank is a consumer/proletarian and therefore provides at least a superficial value (Little D. Richards with his demented ravings) to the mega-societal construct.
Brings us your tired and hungry retarded freaks and sycophants and perverts (our buddy) on parasites on rapists on criminals to feed the courts. Bring 'em all!

#72?! Did ya' see? Did you see it?! Britney almost killed herself, and her kids!

Oh yeah, and back when people lived in tribes (or whatever), Dick Richards would have been the Chief, and the head-Mother combined. The tribe would consist of D. Richards clones because ol' Dicks is capable of dividing; by way of fucking himself.

The tribe would be horribly self-centered ands arrogant.

Hmmm rampant deleterious division...cancer? Ahhh at least you admit that much!
Oh and that would be "Chef/head-muther as that would be your duty to the well I couldn't imagine something like your self in an organized group so shall we say Aggregate of Rogue Sorts. Now serving - weaklings fellate! On your knees!
Scouts from the tribe have many tales to act out about poor L'il D around the campfire! A good time was had by all.
So in way, you served the greater good with your pathetique.

I think Lindsay Lohan's mother because Lindsay Lohan hasn't got knocked up. But both mothers didn't do very well on raising their kids. Because Lindsay Lohan is a drug abuser. And Britney got knocked up and use drugs and cant take care of her kids. Jamie Lynn got knocked up and that's it for now until later for Jamie.

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To bad "dignity" was already taken as a name for her new CD.

They both look like they smell bad.

ok the parting mom is at it again

#31 you're my new hero-D Richards IS Denise Richards! Thatswhy all the perverted, nasty posts. It's her altter-ego!
On the outside she's a man-stealing, bad movie making, Richie Sambora screwing, douchebag- marrying whore- and on the inside she's just Dick.
Dick Richards you are a romantic at heart (in a Dateline-behind the scenes investigation type of way) and from here on out, to me you will always be... Denise.
Enough Lindey Lohan-she had some talent when she was 12, her parents suck so she got sucked in by hollywood, and now she's a skank.She'll never redeem herself, and apparent;y she's a real bitch in person so fuck her.

She shoudl take any $ she made and go live in ohio (anytown, usa,wherever. I don't care if you're from Ohio, I'm using it as an example of a place where being cool doesn't matter..)

#79? That's fine, honey. You remember this though: When Denise comes a knockin' at your backdoor, you better spread for her cock. And take her load, with a smile.

Where's Charlie? Where's my skinny-legged faggot at, and who's he with?!

Hey watch where you point that thing, Blondie. DR belongs to me.

take Denise, baby, you can have Billy Zane too.
what did he say in Titanic? I hope you enjoy your time together? :)

I'm not being a bitch, (although I LOVE the opportunity to, and I reserve that right later,) I just think Denise has some macho issues and calling him a girl who was married to 2 1/2 dads or whatever the fuck that show is (and is fucking Richi Sambora) is FUNNY.

I know that kid! He had sex with my best friend 2 years ago, when he was still 19. At that point he claimed to have had sex with over 100 girls, I wonder what number that makes Lindsay... I'm sure his father is proud. Class obviously attracts class.

Yes, like her!!! Hot body ,but I prefer her photo on seekamillionaire.com!!!!!!! She is so beautiful on it !!!! Check her out !!!!!!

Right 82.. You think you have an angle? Sure. That's fine with me. I'll be a woman, if that makes you feel more confident.

I don't mind dressing as a woman. Us girls, we gotta stick together, right?

Ript? I think I have a secret admirer with this one. What you think?

-Denise Richards (Flaps.)

I think your admirer needs to reevaluate the definition of the word "funny".

Or at least shut her face and place her $5 bet that you are actually a chick.

Awe. Let Blonde have her fun. She has to laugh at something. Let it be me.

How can I give you my e-mail address, Ript? I don't want the monsters to see.

that guy is my friend's friend. I told him to go get tested for STDS ASAP!

www.suckincock.blackherpesdong.freewhore.net

I couldn't tell if it was Lindsay or her mom in the photo.

Hey # 83. I know him too and he is really hot. Not in the picks though. where did you meet him?

Ript + Denise, you are so entertaining on a rainy Saturday.
(Yes, Socal. Bite me)
But I understand, Ript, it's a territorial thing. Because I'm sure if we were standing side by side you'd be upst too.
I think it's hilarious too that you're trying to start some sort of 'cat fight' over Denise, who IS funny I will admit, but the last thing I'd get my pretty manicured hands all wrung over is wether or not Ript (a 'piss drinker', that was a quote from you, wasn't it?) is trading emails with DRichards. You can trade bodily fluids for all l care..
(in fact, do. Please do)...
And Ript, about that $5 (which I didn't originally bet, fool, about you being a guy, thatwas someone else, but it was funny. Fuckinghilarious) I will bet that $5 that you don' t shave your legs. (or your lip.)

Why is my daughter a self absorbed slut, oh wait, nm.

Lets light up and then lock tongues.Yummy.