Jan 2 2008Christina Milian wants to wear a bikini, too
R&B singer Christina Milian frolicked in Miami yesterday which wraps up this bikini-clad series of post. Some people ask me how I can look at photos of hot women like Christina for hours on end. I guess it’s because I’m something of a hero. Sort of like Jesus if he had testicles the size of mountain goats and flew a jetpack.
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Reader Comments
1. Jimbo - January 2, 2008 5:44 PM
I guess Santa forgot to bring her an actual woman's body for Christmas.
2. Laura Wilkinson - January 2, 2008 5:45 PM
first*
3. Auntie Kryst - January 2, 2008 5:47 PM
Jebus fricken' christ, did news go out on the wire that D listers have to go hang out in Miami over the holidays? Now who the fuck is this waste that we're looking at?
4. are you blind - January 2, 2008 5:50 PM
Breasts: check
small waist: check
hips: check
butt: check
requirements met for a "woman's" body: check
What on earth are you talking about Jimbo?
5. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 2, 2008 5:50 PM
naw her body is still bangin
6. so you can hear me - January 2, 2008 5:53 PM
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MONKEYS IN THE WATER
7. joeypants - January 2, 2008 5:53 PM
I would WRECK that.
8. HolyCow - January 2, 2008 5:55 PM
Smoking hot.
and the next person that says "omg this isn't a woman's body!" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT FUCK. This is what a woman looks like when they eat right and work out. If you think "reel womin have cuuuurrrvves!" you've just been looking at the people frequenting the local mcdonald's.
9. nogglies - January 2, 2008 5:56 PM
i don't know what jimbo is talking about, christina is FOYNE! (fine, for those of you that dont speak gangster as well as i do) shes got a nice booty, unlike most of the other young hollywood starlets. the only flaw i see is the crude, large tattoo on the small of her back. anyone know a good tattoo remover?
10. Sheva - January 2, 2008 5:58 PM
Damn this is where every chick goes that takes care of themselves.
I hate Miami right now. Because South Beach isn't on my list right now.
11. steve - January 2, 2008 5:59 PM
"the only flaw i see"
dude you need much better eyes
12. p911gt10c - January 2, 2008 6:04 PM
Christina wins the battle of the bikinis today, easily.
oh and #2, you're a loser.
13. Narcissist - January 2, 2008 6:04 PM
THIS is what bikinis are made for.
She's only 2 years younger than Kelly Brook, and like 11 years younger than Gwen Stefani.
All you need and nothing you don't. EXCELLENT.
I'm wondering if these pics are airbrushed, but I doubt it. DAAAANG.
Send these to Jennifer Love Hewitt (who is only 2 years older) so she can get her shit motivated.
14. Susan - January 2, 2008 6:05 PM
#8 - So you find skeletons attractive, good for you. Love the vomit taste whenever you kiss 'em, do ya?
15. pointandlaugh - January 2, 2008 6:14 PM
she is DAMN HOT
16. secybitch - January 2, 2008 6:15 PM
Great body
17. Online Interracial Dating Community - January 2, 2008 6:20 PM
OMG. nice body. I like her very much. I saw her hot video with bikini at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. As you know thousands of new members Join daily to meet dream date in this comfortable community of cultures and ethnicities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. I heart skels - January 2, 2008 6:25 PM
She has great bone structure! So visible, too!
Thank god she looks like a little girl and not a woman. I'd be so afraid!
19. granada - January 2, 2008 6:30 PM
#14
Because a woman doesn't have concentrations of fat on her body, she is--by your standards--a 'skeleton'? You CLEARLY can't distinguish between skeleton and healthy:
Healthy: Christina Milian
Skeleton: http://fathersforlife.org/images/skeleton7.jpg
20. Matt Damon - January 2, 2008 6:34 PM
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21. Narcissist - January 2, 2008 6:34 PM
If Christina Milian was doing something unhealthy I would expect her to look more like Tara Reid: A flabby, saggy skeleton.
Christina Milian is looking TIGHT! She must have a trainer working with her, planning healthy meals and all that. Probably not stuffing her cake-hole with Cheetos and Starbucks.
I figure she doesn't have 12 kids, though.
22. Ript1&0 - January 2, 2008 6:35 PM
Ummm dude. Chicks in bikinis are awesome and everything, but me being a heterosexual female (read: not wanting to suck pussy), it's kinda more..... not as awesome as it sounds in theory.
Where's my eye candy!? I like them scrawny white pale and pasty. And into computers. So get on it.
23. Seymour Butz - January 2, 2008 6:36 PM
#14 - Searching, searching.. no skeletons found.
If you think she's a skeleton, maybe it's time to visit Jenny Craig.
24. OMG - January 2, 2008 6:37 PM
Oh My God!!!!! Oh MyGod!!!! Oh My God!!!! Ver Nice
25. Mandy - January 2, 2008 6:41 PM
It's nice to start off a new year confirming that all the Hollywood brainwashing about too-skinny bodies is still working! I'd love to join in, but God gave me an independent mind. I know, I know..."what's that????"
26. mrs.t - January 2, 2008 6:47 PM
Perfect, healthy..... motivation for me to get to the fucking gym tomorrow and put the fudge and cookies through the garbage disposal. Fucking neighbors and their holiday treats. Fucking hand that lifts the treats to my mouth.
27. Joe C - January 2, 2008 6:52 PM
That girl has a beautiful, healthy looking body. I am so sick of fat bitches trying to impose their revolting figures as the new standard for women. Thin, fit women are not the unhealthy body image. There is nothing sexy or healthy about being overweight. Quit fooling yourselves.
28. Bigo - January 2, 2008 6:56 PM
What's up with the bikini photos? Is it to show that Global Warming really exist?
I'm not buying it, my ass is freezing!!!!
29. will - January 2, 2008 7:03 PM
#1, shut the fuck up.
30. *AGATHA* - January 2, 2008 7:37 PM
ugly tattoo on the back,
and 19 that picture is grosse! but check out this one:
http://www.medicalfacts.nl/wp-content/nolita.jpg
31. Spongebob Gangsta - January 2, 2008 7:42 PM
My God, she's sooooo tight and packin hot stuff.
Her bikini looks great on her, but still this girl has the skin tone that goes perfect with an electric white colored bikini. Also, the bottom needs to be in the string of G...Yowwies.
32. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You - January 2, 2008 8:16 PM
She's not a "skeleton." She's fantastic. In fact, she does have curves...fortunately, they're all in the right places.
When some women talk about "curves," they're referring to McDonald's enduced saddlebags and a big pregnant looking stomach.
With that said, calling her a "skeleton" does not make one less obese.
33. suzy - January 2, 2008 8:23 PM
remember when nick cannon cheated on her? stupid bastard.
lol, she looks amazing!
she was just in the ABC family Christmas movie, snow globe--- it was alright :-p
34. isitin - January 2, 2008 8:25 PM
# 1,#6,#14, you are a bunch of fucking idiots..............................
35. stephanie - January 2, 2008 8:26 PM
she is gorgeous... all of her.
36. Binky - January 2, 2008 8:44 PM
(I think #1 'Jimbo' could be a troll. Or else he's lost his gonads in an industrial accident)
Fortunately I was able to negotiate a crippling deal with my writers over the holidaze just in time for 'Bikini Week' !!
Whhoo Hoooo !!
Umm...Who the hell is this ? ...again ?
37. Binky - January 2, 2008 8:48 PM
Cliff Notes : In 2000, Milian made her first official musical appearance on Ja Rule's second studio album Rule 3:36, performing guest vocals on his song "Between Me and You". Released as the album's lead single in 2001, the track managed to peak at #11 on the Billboard Hot 100 and in the top 30 of the UK singles chart"
Binky : Oh Right ...
38. Realist - January 2, 2008 9:03 PM
Hot body. Hottest bitch posted here in awhile. Fat cows, stop whining and go back to your pint of cookie dough.
39. caca smells - January 2, 2008 9:04 PM
wow she looks amazing. I'm a proponent of "real women have curves" and guess what she definitely does. This is what I aim for at the gym for sure. And by the way, someone said she looks like a little girl? Yes she looks younger, she's got a babyface but her body is great !
40. Oso Polar - January 2, 2008 9:08 PM
Pierced belly button......Just hang a BULLS EYE!!!!!
41. tony - January 2, 2008 9:35 PM
C M is a nice woman~~~she's really sexy and stunning. I've seen her picutes on a profile on a internet luxury dating site"WealthyKiss.com"for millionaires and celebrities, is it really her. I 've tried to send an email. I am not sure, but I heard that charlie sheen appeared on that site and dated a very pretty girl there. Just have a try, hehe....
42. will - January 2, 2008 9:45 PM
OK WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU ASSHOLES THAT TRY TO SPAM PEOPLE WITH POSTING ALL THESE WEBSITES...GO FUCK YOURSELF.
43. DIEFATASSES - January 2, 2008 9:47 PM
Shut the fuck up #14. I'm so sick of fat fucks calling anyone in shape a skeleton. This chick is smoking hot. Deal with it and have a nice coronary.
44. DIEFATASSES - January 2, 2008 9:49 PM
Oh and get the hell out of my gym you damn eggplants invading my space with your resolutions and shit. You won't last 2 weeks anyway, so GO AWAY!
45. Splooge - January 2, 2008 10:27 PM
#9 - it doesn't really remove them, but I find that a large shot of splooge, strategically applied, renders the tats invisible for the hump duration.
46. maryms - January 2, 2008 11:07 PM
hey my body looks just like hers! I always beat myself up for being too thick, but i'm glad to hear that people think healthy = hot. A testament to a healthy diet and regular workouts, hell yeah.
47. \?/ - January 2, 2008 11:12 PM
Christina Milian has a great look and anyone who says that she doesn't have a feminine body is just being absurd. She does have curves, but you can tell that she exercises routinely and appropriately to stay fit. She also has a beautiful and youthful face (she is 26 years old, but looks younger). In addition to that, she is also quite talented. She is definitely one the celebrities that is underrated.
48. gerard Vandenberg - January 2, 2008 11:26 PM
but I still wonder:
DOES SHE USES A DILDO?
49. Al Roker - January 2, 2008 11:59 PM
I want to grind that cornhole.
50. Dr. House - January 3, 2008 12:03 AM
Jimbo...what the hell are you talking about?
51. TheLostGirl - January 3, 2008 12:04 AM
LMAO @ 1
52. race1 - January 3, 2008 12:06 AM
She is beautiful, please don't bash this sister.
She looks like she is in the Gym, taking care of biz!
53. Zane - January 3, 2008 12:17 AM
Jimbo's wrong - this girl is pretty hot, especially for a monkey. I'm sure she smells like a dirtgirl underneath it all, and for sure I wouldn't soil myself with her, but I admire her figure in a Discovery Channel kind of way.
54. lambman - January 3, 2008 1:03 AM
hot damn! That girl is smokin!
Who needs that fat legged, big hipped, alien headed Rhianna chick
55. bangthegenius - January 3, 2008 1:05 AM
fine fine body and a cute face, but the tramp stamp...eh...not so nice
56. FRIST!!! - January 3, 2008 1:48 AM
I think she looks ok....I don't know what the hell the MOTHERFUCKING problem is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57. FRIST!!! - January 3, 2008 1:49 AM
Oh, sorry, I didn't read any comment besides the Jimbo Troll. You all concur..
58. shannon - January 3, 2008 2:30 AM
I'm a straight woman, and I think she looks awesome, has curves, and hasn't conformed to the size zero trend. good for her.
59. me - January 3, 2008 5:25 AM
Not bad for a girl with some nig in her.
60. May - January 3, 2008 5:31 AM
Do you think she is fater than before ?Maybe it is because she has found a
boyfriend on the site sugarmommymeet.
61. everything but water - January 3, 2008 9:05 AM
she should help kelly whats her name pick out bikinis.
this looks like vix.
62. steve - January 3, 2008 9:27 AM
Hahahahaha!!! Now we know Frist is a fattie! LMAO!!!
63. lalaland - January 3, 2008 10:08 AM
i have to admit she probably has one of the better bodies of any woman i have seen on here, she's thin but an in shape thin with perky curves. not to mention she's hot (i'm saying this in a non-gay way, sorry guys)
64. lalaland - January 3, 2008 10:14 AM
am i the only one who noticed she's lookin a little cold...
65. danielle - January 3, 2008 10:26 AM
#6 #53 #59:
congrats, for being the 100 millionth hillbilliy to ignorantly comment on a person's race.
you know what you win?? a trip to the backwoods of wisconsin to participate in a reality game show entitled: "Kill the Cracker, Win a Car".
...hope you own a pair of running shoes.
66. RichPort - January 3, 2008 12:15 PM
danYELL? Is that... no it couldn't be... is that REALLY you???
I mean, wow, how's it goin', sistuh? I mean that's the right way to say it , right? I feel like I'm being blessed by the holy (ahem) Trinity or something smaller... I'm not too sure.
No... it can't be you. Wait 'til I tell jrzmommy! What a hoot.
Stay Black!
67. Ivarman - January 3, 2008 12:20 PM
Oh, my God - that is pure perfection.
68. Jimbo - January 3, 2008 12:28 PM
Umm.... ok i was being mean. but didnt you guys know im out the closet now? sheesh.... wheres TT when i need.... it?!?!
69. gyms are overrated - January 3, 2008 1:22 PM
pose much? she's cute, fake boobs look good, but for some reason her and that hayden girl look like they work with the same personal trainer. they both look like they're 12.
70. Ivarman - January 3, 2008 7:15 PM
@69: If this looks like the twelve year old girls where you live, I don't wanna go there. I'd have to burn my eyes out with sigars or something. These pictures of Christina Milan shows what women would look like if they could choose.
Or if I ...
71. FRANCA - January 4, 2008 2:33 AM
She"s KOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!,
She"s got the right curves at the right place,she"s so "HOT" God"s gift to men.No matter how fat r skinny you are,people always get to complain!!!
72. lala - January 4, 2008 6:24 PM
She looks fantastic, good for her!! This is a woman who knows how to take care of her body. I saved one of the pics for my workout inspiration folder!!
73. moobs - January 8, 2008 5:55 PM
now this chick is BANGIN'
74. anjaStaR* - January 9, 2008 6:44 AM
well her booty and legs look like MINE!
i loooove her body!
she is so beutiful ^_^
75. N?TTY - January 10, 2008 10:56 AM
I would put my tongue in places..I never seen girl you knowwhat I mean...
In Miami at a place nice and quiet...There aint nobody there to detour
Aint gotta rush...
I JUST WANNA TAKE IT NICE AND SLOW
76. Gigi - January 11, 2008 5:38 PM
I think she looks great- nice ass, boob and abs...but it would be nice if she had more of a waist. That area is just kinda straight up and down. She certainly doesn't look twelve or too skinny though!
These racist comments make me not want to readthe comments section anymore though...
77. amily2008 - January 11, 2008 6:19 PM
She is a very pretty girl, but she claims to be 31 or 32 years old. My brother-in-law went to high school with her in Glendale,CA and they graduated the same year.my brother-in_law has even took her to http://interracialsingleonline.com enjoy interracial friendship and dating.MMM
78. Femme Dating Ally - January 13, 2008 6:55 AM
She's super HOT!
79. nunee1 - January 14, 2008 5:08 PM
it's so sad when people hate on each other...get a life. if your a size 22 and healthy more power to you if your a size one and healthy then thats great too.
i'm 26 and i have a son and i can't gain more than 125lbs and i eat everything, no dieting here. my sis on the other hand is 28 a size 20 and she walks and swims every day and eats well. one of us is not better than the other we are just diff.
80. Sueme - January 16, 2008 1:07 PM
Yall some jealous ass, and bald ass pale monkeys. Don't hate on perfection that you can never be.
81. Chrissy - January 18, 2008 9:20 AM
OMG!! I cant believe anyone would say she isnt looking good. She is very pretty and has an excellent body. I think it is just a bunch of fat men and women hating on her HATER!!
82. Fester - January 20, 2008 6:33 PM
You have to be the biggest internet-lonely geek if you're a straight male who finds a girl like this unattractive or too slim.
Her body is practically flawless, millions of females could only dream of achieving her physical appearance. I mean, give me a damn break. Her career might not be something of value, but her looks sure are. Milian is smoking hot. Only on the internet will you find nerds picking apart a girl this attractive, got to love fat virgin standards.
83. yousecurethatshithudson - January 21, 2008 7:12 PM
anyone else think her face looks a little like Hayden Pantierre (sp?) in pic #7
84. lula - January 22, 2008 3:06 PM
Christina Milian is incredibly good-looking. It's ok for women to have a little weight, but you all are just being haters. And as far as the racist comments go: good for you, you learned how to type! Well, if chimpanzees can learn to recognize and use symbols, I guess racist fucks can too.
85. mattchew - January 22, 2008 6:50 PM
at least her implants look reasonable and not like pam andersons.
86. Janet - January 23, 2008 4:00 PM
She's a sexy Cuban :)
87. Who Cares - January 26, 2008 8:28 PM
Hold on, wait a minute, let me take a closer look here. Hmmm, call me blind but I absolutely see no flaws on Miss Milian here. Why is it that OBESE Hippo looking "women" while with a king size bag of chips in one hand and mayonaisse for dip on the other seem to think healthy looking women who 1. has no implants and 2. aren't trying to be an anorexic wonder, is the worst thing on the planet. You sumo wrestler wannabe females go ask any doctor, and they'll tell you that exercising and a healthy meal is your key to a longer lifestyle, but hey, if you think walking around with a butt the size of Mexico and taking up 4 seats on the bus is what you call beauty and health, then be my guess. And #65 said it best about you White trash inbreds that were being racist, HAHAHA hope there really is a reality show like the one she mentioned.
88. josh - January 28, 2008 12:45 AM
Wow she has one of the greatest bodies i have ever witnessed! Any one calling her too thin must think that this...
--->http://www.virango.pl/files/images/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg<---
....chicks body is just right.
89. Fran - January 30, 2008 1:33 PM
Mr. #6 you KKK idiot, F_ _ _ _ _f!!!
90. Fran - January 30, 2008 1:40 PM
I have a freind that is gay us fuck and he think that this chick will not do anything for hem , he name is Sterling D. (rookie)
91. sadeantm - January 30, 2008 2:52 PM
Omg i have one word that describes her ''beautiful'' this is one of my favorite celeb you guys/girls need to stop hatin on her because it's not her fault that she looks better than you lol haha....But like i said i love her and yep she is all that and a bag of chips.........
92. J. Swaney - February 2, 2008 11:41 AM
I find her very attractive...
93. missy - February 3, 2008 1:59 AM
i've never been a great big fan of ms milian but i think she looks very pretty! and its natural too which is more than u can say for a lot of celebs!
i don't see bones stickin out everywhere so she's clearly not a skeleton and you all are hilarious
u say Lil Kim is a huge cow...u say Christina is a skeleton... what would please you all? yourself? i somehow doubt it.
time for some self-evaluation guys...if u can take it!
p.s. the tatt on the back does kinda take away from the appeal maybe if it were smaller
94. Alice - February 3, 2008 2:34 AM
OMG, her smile is so beautiful. I saw the same photo in a profile on richsoulmate.com. The profile is sincere and attractive. Even clebs are lonely sometimes. It's said Charlie Sheen has found some young and beautiful girls there. Maybe sometimes they really need a rich soul mate rather than a rich buddy.
95. C3C3 - February 5, 2008 5:22 PM
ok Hiedi may be ugly azz hell && Spencer ugly azz fuck!
&& Janice ugly! But n0w yall need to shut the fuck up! Cuz YALL IZ HATAZ!
Christina milian is pretty! shes one of the beautiful black girls Ive seen. && now-dayz thier aint many! && D0nt say Im racist triqz cuz Im blaq ok!
s0o shut the fuck up && stop hatin! Cuz all yall hoes dat sayin she ugly && all dat bodii shit I bet yall she look 10x'z betta den yall triqz! && if any boy had to piq between you && her they w0uld piq her! s0o get the fuq 0utta here wit dat hatin bull shit! ya Dig!!?? wun!
96. mE AgAiN - June 28, 2008 7:36 PM
LAUREN LONDON LOOKS HOT NOT CHRISTINA MONKEYLIAN
DUUUHHHH
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