Jan 11 2008Christina Aguilera may be giving birth – right now!

Pretty red lips.

FIRST!!!

"Cedars awaiting a very special delivery--heparin!!!"

The baby(s) will probably resemble little Oompa Loompas.

she has one of the ugliest faces i have ever seen.
her legs are also very disgusting..
it will be a miracle if that baby looks good.

Her lips already look like they're bleeding out.

Fat bitch.

I mean, I'd still hit it, but damn girl, you done let cha self go.

the twins will be sucking on those teets

I bet the Cedars-Sinai jews are going to try to kill these babies too. What the fuck is this, some type of revenge for Passover?

8-
can you breast feed with implants?
maybe, i don't know

Pretty red lips for sucking my cock.
I love it when a woman wears lipstick like this and gives blowjobs.

HOORAY!!! Everybody say 'Hi!' to 'Skank Jr.!'....

Solly Ponk.

Oompa Loompa make me so piss off.

damn you commish, i wanted to make the oompa loompa comment.

#10...Implants!! I thought those things were real! Either way, she still looks pretty hot for being prego. Hopefully she won't let her self go to shit like Britney did.

I'm saying a prayer right now that Christina doesn't develop postpartum depression like poor Britney.

she looks like hatchet face from cry baby.
there is a midget drag queen, names Misty, at the rainbow cactus that looks just like her too.
he tested pos for HIV :-(

#9 shut up troll...

So, is Cedars like the ONLY hospital in the world? If I were a pap, I'd just hang out there..

Where are the clowns? Send in the clowns.
Oh there she is...

Does she own a mirror? I don't think trannies even feel the need to put on THAT much makeup.

People care what I think, that's why one out of every 8 posts is from me. Yeaaahhh!!!! I am so cool and so funny. Did you know I am a PhD student. I am so cool and so popular. I post at all the trendy and hip websites!

People really care what I think!

They really do!

I want to shove my cock in her piss hole...Wait! I mean Jesus Christ, pregnancy has been bad to her.

I hope to god they don't videotape the birth. Imagine the moment when the baby's head pops out - and it looks just like the dad. Hopefully they'll have some spare organ grinders in the delivery room...

The only thing Chrstina is giving us right now is head aches and nightmares of what horible mutated evil creature she will deliver us within the next 24 hours

Switching to Defcon 4.....

shes like that weird white girl that trys to hang out with the black girls.
i like white girls that look good all natural at the beach and stuff
shes kinda ugly and always has been.

"Nurse...nurse...NURSE! Give me that bottle and syringe, I need to check the label. Yes, this is a gun. Now give me the fucking medicine bottle."

Cedars-Sinai??? Are you kidding??? Maybe they don't want the kid(s) after all. Couldn't her husband book at delivery room at Auschwitz General Hospital?

Fish, I want to see some gooey, gross, slippery childbirth pics before the end of the day. It'll make this otherwise boring fucking day a little more interesting.

I wish her nothing but the best during her delievery. She was always content with who she is and want she wants. Hopefully she can set an example for those who aren't capable of caring for their child. Her husband isn't the most attractive looking man in the world but he makes her happy and they are obviously in love. If she were to marry someone who is decent looking like K-Fed she would probably end up like Britney, single mother gone nuts!

I hope giving birth doesn't mess up her hips and make her legs look bowed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genu_varum
( she is listed as a famous sufferer)
one of the people that suffer is christina.

im a leg man.
she is yuck and does look like a tranny with all the makeup. and a rat with alopecia without all the makeup.

Ooo, ooo! I'm on my way there right now with my shaver so I can make baby sasquatch look human when it comes out.

#16, as long as you're down on your knees praying, maybe you could do something useful. Not to me, I don't want you anywhere near my parts, but maybe D. Richards or TT would be happy for some help.

During childbirth they'll tell her to push and some poop will come out (yes, it happens) and a nurse will blurt out "he looks just like dad!"

Please god; still birth!

If not death, at least cerebral palsy?

@34, why do you know that? creepy.

I'm going to send her a leash for a baby gift. I hope she has twins. It will be awesome to send her a leash with two collars.

If her legs are so disgusting why was she voted #7 for best legs of 2007?

FRIST, Cedars is real close to Hollywood and Beverly hills and that is where all the celbs go. They don't let the poor and the homeless in there. They send them all to Harbor General or King Drew Medical Center..

#16 - I'm with you. I hope they're monitoring Christina closely for signs of postpartum depression. Britney's suffering is even more tragic if people have learned nothing from it, which seems to be the case at this point.

#38 mark, Britney's suffering is karma, not tragic.

FRIST if you were a pap, I would want to be your pap smear.

36 -
because she sucked the you know what of who made that list.
they are the ugliest legs ever, this is a fact.
she will develop arthritis by 30 because of this hiddeous deformity, and she hates her legs. the are mishapen, no calf muscle, and her knee is all fat. i can't believe she even let them say that in whatever magazine, because she knows her legs are ugly too, she has spoken about this. they are her ugliest feature, number two being her ugly rat/witch nose.

and her voice sucks. she has no control, and her range is less than she thinks.
i have seen her live... awful.

Why is a twenty year younger Brad Pitt the waitor?

I just spoke with my doctor who mentioned that an abortion is still possible,
According to him, surgicaly removing the unwanted embryo or so called . fetus of 9 months might be our last chance to prevent a disaster of global proportions
Removing Christina at the same time would resutt in the best medical scenario for xucces...

she is all smoke and mirrors. find true dead on pics of her legs, and her face without makeup.
she is the ugliest young celebrity to date.

As her womb opened with every contraction, the sky darkened more, a filthy, sulphurous stench rose from the earth, herpes scarred crabs scurried out from between her scabby beef curtains, dread and fear arose in mankind, preceding the arrival of the antichrist.

JUST AS THE PROPHECIES FORETOLD!!

36-
its like when magazines tried to say camryn manheim is beautiful and healthy.
hollywood likes to point out a few uglies and make them feel good for being different.
anyone with eyes can see her legs are ugly and bowed, but ugly is different, and different can be beautiful. get it?

Come on.... is called pregnancy mask..... she does not look that bad for someone who is blowing up with baby... I would not leave the house, walk, take showers.... too much work when you are pregnant as she is... (e.g. SUPER BIG).....

Hey Jimbo, what's up with comment #34?

God I'm bored.....is this day OVER YET???

It's just sad that people think mental illness is somehow a manifestation of karma. American access to cultures from all over the world seems to have resulted in even greater debasement of moral and spiritual concepts. For example: the croissandwich.

FRIST, I have no idea. That was my ADBM troll.. Where is happy hour tonight??

49- listen. Those are big fancy words. Please remember your audience.... but now I'm hungry!! Thanks.

Frist, Strawberry margaritas?

Gimmie a croissandwich with a side of freedom fries. What? Hell yeah, supersize it!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Amy Winehouse is the one you don't want to wake up in the dark of night and find yourself face to pussy with.

@44 she's fing ugly yes, but Amy Winehouse is the one you don't want to sit up in the dark of night and find yourself face to face with - no contest.

fuckin time-warping Fishware...

Aww, Christina Aguilera is one of the most prettiest pregnant gals around!

Ok, WHORE (I love that name)...that sounds yummy, haven't had one in a loooong time.

Jimbo, and WHORE meet me at Dewey, Cheatum, and Haugh's..

I am there. Who is driving?

Whats up Whore?

"Jimbo and WHORE" ...sob...I miss my mom!

How did she marry him? Dude must have millions or a foot long dick.

I'll drive- first we're getting a fucking croissammich though...beer battered and dipped in a shit load of ketchup..

Let us pray together in our darkest hours with all our power and might !

To prevent the coming of the Anti_Christ!

Repeat with me :

The Power of Christ Compels You. ! (3 times)
I cast you out! Unclean Spirt! (7 times)
Be gone ..Be Gone !(7 times!).
Lick me, Lick me. (7 x7 times)

Good, now she can finally get back to being hot

#60, neither one of them are any kind of "prize"..

Jimbo I'll drive, but only on the way home. I like a challenge..

I sort of feel sorry for her kids. They'll never get to sleep when she sings them bedtime songs. "Whoooaaa now huuuooohuuusshh little baaaeeaabeeeee, now don't I saya don't I saya don't say a word. Momma goin' I saya I saya moma goin' buy you a mockingbird, fly fly fly mockingbird OOOOhhhh HEEEEeeeee....

I could go on, but you get the idea.

I've seen less make-up on dead people.

#42- he looks more like brandon frasier, not brad pitt

Is it just me or is whole ballyhood pregnant?

is everyone pregnant? i am thinking yes!!!
i hope the baby comes soon because then i will get mucho points!!!!
i picked her for my team on this online game
http://www.starvsstar.com/

53 how did you post that? you weren't there when I started typing.....

Conceited, self important pregnant pig.

Note to Christina - Your career is surely over now you cow.

Your husband is ugly, and so is your clown beast face and body.

I agree with # 72 ( and many others) Her face has morphed into a hideous beast, it is so weird....

what happened?! didnt christina used to be pretty hot? or was i hallucinating? cause in these pictures her face looks like a train ran over it its so UGLY

All I see is a post-op tranny.

Why is everyone so anti-Christina? So what if she looks bad. She's 9 months pregnant! At least she has talent, unlike most of the celebrities (and posters) on this site. For the love of God!

To #41: you REALLY need to get a life.

No, number 75 it is YOU that needs to get a life.

It's not the fact that she's pregnant that makes her so ugly, it is the fact that "she" has a penis and is a dude. That is what makes her so hideous.

That swollen stomach is undigested hot dogs and beer.

woo, it seems this year is a best time to give birth, all the idols are preparing to do so, http://pinkmingle.com has a loy of pics abput these pregnant stars... mature and meaningful..OLO

Will this kid be another lying and cheating FAGGOT or BITCH?
................................I THINK SO!!

She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club "wealthybeauty.com" She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

Wow. That second pic has given me a new appreciation for Bea Arthur.

@32 - That's the shit.

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