Jan 11 2008UPDATE: Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have a baby

1st?

holy poop on a stick!

wow ive never done that before. i can see how it can be addicting

I'm sure the baby was born covered in a delicious syrup. Just like the baby pancakes I get at this really crappy place every morning. I wish the babies were on a stick and then dunked in pancake batter like those Jimmy Dean things. Yes, chocolate chip pancake batter around a baby on a stick.

Let the breast feeding begin!

So.....doesn't this mean that Christina Aguilera's baby boy and Nicole Richie's baby girl are gonna end up together?? Born on the same day, right? Hmm.............I wonder......

There is no denying the motherly bliss and glow on her face :-D

my friend had a baby girl today too! big day for babies!! congrats celebS!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby??

Nothin.

#1 and 3, get over it. You got it out of your system, hopefully you wuill never be guilty of calling "1st" ever again. OK?

Why is Superficial posting this late? I figured the mother's of the people responsible for Superficial sent their little babies to 'sleepy time' around seven in the evening. Yay.

I really am not looking foward to all these new celebrity babies. People have children all the time and it's no big deal, admittedly. To the parents, yeah, it's huge having a baby, whatever -- because people just can't believe that they reproduce -- it's absolutely amazing! Sure, breeder. You put your genitals together and what did ya' think would happen? By the way, other people could care less about your baby. It's your child. Just; and who fucking cares? No, Dick, you just don't understand! You just don't get it. Yes, for once you're right. I don't understand the importance; thank god!

Celebrities are the worst too, because they somehow think that they're heroes for having children. Christina Aguilera will be on Oprah shortly, showing off her new toy; And the same will happen in nine-months when Jessica Alba has the most beautiful baby that the wrold's ever seen; resulting in the child being shoved down the world's collective throat. Who cares? It's not as important as these people think. End of story.

UR JUST JEALUS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1 and 3, get over it. You got it out of your system, hopefully you will never be guilty of calling "1st" ever again. OK?

"People have children all the time and it's no big deal, admittedly."

WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????

Babies ARE PRECIOUS MIRACLES. Each and everyONE IS SPECIAL GODDAMNIT.

I didn't know that white whore skank was pregnant. Who the hell is she anyways?

#14? Sure.

'Loo' at that there miracle! Tha's a miracle. Thank you magic man!'

Wait, she had a baby the same day as Nicole Richie?! What are the odds!

Way to take away Nicole's thunder, Christina.

She's still preg. Not labor! And our wishes from http://www.femmate.com go to her and her baby!!

IT'S A BOY!

IT's A MONSTER in a bottle!

#11 gets my undying adulation for that comment. 100% in agreement and he/she stole the words right outta my mouth.

Congratulations. But just saw her husband's profile on WealthyRomance.com last week. Seems he can't wait to date new girls.

The girl is ugly with her bleached out hair and loads of make up. She always looks cheap and dirty. not my type of ho.

I have come to Satan. For once I agree with the evil D. R. The last thing we need in this country or world is a spate of young'ins being born. The peasant classes rely on simpler joys - righteousness of our country's military/slaughtering adventures (go team! Yay bombs are like, well, bombs tossed by Brady and Manning!) ,Jeeziz! Adorable BAbeeeeeezzz(until they become pesky children and rancid resource-sucking adults, the last thing on earth this earth needs (global warming anyone?).
Down the street walks a New American with her attendent flock of children pushing a stroller with a heaven sent fetus (future cheap laborer) in her saggy 19 year old uterus.

Despite the overpopulation in the world i want to congrat this wax masked blond diva and her husband with their brood:)

#24 -- are you trying to fake intelligence? I understand; sometimes it's fun to pretend.

You sound inbred. What do the births of a couple of children to celebrities have to do with global warming?

And why do you, as a "rancid resource-sucking adult", matter more than anybody else?

I bet it looks like a hairy clown.

January 11th is THE day to be born... can you guess when my birthday was?! :) haha finally, someone semi famous has the same birthday as me. I can sleep in peace.

#28,
October 28th?

Now that she has her little half-clone she wanted, she'll dumb this sperm vendor she bought. You'll see.

I thought she was pregnant with twins.

I'm sure the baby is beautiful.
Just because the dad is ugly, it doesn't mean the baby has to be ugly. It's a combination of feautures, they baby definitely could be gorgeous.

And Xtina is so pretty. She used to be so hot too.

@ D. Richards (Sperm Donor) - perhaps your irritation would be lessened if all those people who didn't really want children and don't take care of them didn't have any? I'm at a loss as to how that could be accomplished. Oh, and MADDOX RULES!!

9/11 was an inside job
TCLTC
Kid Rock Shoots Blanks

There are some busy times coming to PHOTOSHOP-LAND!!

i love u cunt!!!
congratulations!!!

Rep: Christina Aguilera Is "Still Pregnant"

By Usmagazine.com
January 11, 2008, 9:00 pm PST

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Christina Aguilera has not yet given birth, despite published reports.

"She is still pregnant," a rep for the singer, 27, tells Usmagazine.com, adding, "she is not in labor."

Moron, enough with the inbred stuff. It is really old. Insult me in a new way, please! I love it but you are tired and stupid.
Not sure what you imply with "fake intelligence". I say what I say, dumb or smart.
Apparently, you are too coarse a thinker to realize that this world is gravely overpopulated and that I uh did not concieve myself to be born, you silly dumb fuck of a retard, the product of a whore and a drunken bum.
I know that statistics and facts are beyond the reach of the common man. Global warming is the direct result of man and his cutting down trees, factories belching primarily CO2 into the atmoshere, and mining poisoning the groundwater. The enormous human population exasperates these problems.
The last thing we need is more dumb worthless fucks like you peeing wine on people or breathing for that matter. Please get lost, you are just too dumb to talk to. Are you dead yet?

Here's hoping the child doesn't have a wacked-out name.

well i think it's great. i bet the baby will be beautyfull, and thank god the parents have enogh money for a proper education!

rita, sutree.com

How could the baby be beautiful? The father is easily the ugliest man in the history of earth. Easily.

Congrats to Christina!!!!!!!!!! I love her, and I think she will be an amazing mommy :)

#37.

I'm aware that the world is having trouble accommodating its population, but that doesn't mean it can't.

There are no convincing statistics that prove or disprove global warming, either. At best, you have measuring instruments and data over a usable sample size that have not been validated properly. Yes, I understand statistics and the fundamentals of Climatology. I promise you that I understand both subjects better than you do.

Surely some of you, have too much time on your hands or you have been masterbating way too much. She had a baby, get over it. Women have them every day and then return to work in 8 weeks or they stay at home and take care of them.

We will say this baby is beautiful, like everyone does when they first see them as to not upset the mother and father. When really they are butt ugly after being squeezed out a hole no bigger than two fingers....maybe three, depends on the person.

Surely some of you, have too much time on your hands or you have been masterbating way too much. She had a baby, get over it. Women have them every day and then return to work in 8 weeks or they stay at home and take care of them.

We will say this baby is beautiful, like everyone does when they first see them as to not upset the mother and father. When really they are butt ugly after being squeezed out a hole no bigger than two fingers....maybe three, depends on the person.

Congrats to Christina and her growing family.

She seems to be doing things the right way, unlike some of her peers. She's got a lot of talent and quite a set of pipes. Pretty young woman. I don't think she cares a bit what the world thinks of her husband's looks. I don't think he cares, either.

I bet that kid is beautiful.

#11- YES! Agreed!

Happy for 'em all.

Hope Xtina's baby grows up to look like mommy....

Good luck on that.....

First, dunce - product of parents both so ugly that desperation replaced passion in their union - the is deteriorating and cannot support the population it has now. The popualtion of man was somewhat stable at about 500 million for 2000 years until the Age of Oil. From 1860 onwards it is now closing in on 7 billion. This is artificial. When the oil runs out so will the food. The "genius" of American faming was the utilization of nitrogen, a direct byproduct of oil, as fertilizer. Take away the oil and you then take away the food. Not to mention the continuing soil erosion of the earth. It continues unabated yearly. Virginia has destroyed over 30% of it's mountain tops alone and poisoned the streams below it. We claim vast portions of the earth for phospates, leaving pits behind. Agricultural runoff results in pollution wrecking vast bodies of water. Coal is a terrible thing to use. Horrendous amounts of CO2, mercury (by the way, you cannot eat ANY freshwater fish in Florida anymore), Sulfur dioxide (sulphuric acid a terrible killer of forests, turns scandinavian hair greenish). Nuclear energy leaves behind wastes that take ages to reduce and are then tucked into the earth, these factories consume giant amounts of water. The factories of the earth and the vast conversion of forest into agricultual crops consumes far too much water. Most of the earth's fresh water is in the form of glaciers WHICH ARE MELTING and this will cause the sea level to rise. Half the world's population lives near coasts and will not be able to crops such as rice and will thus starve. On and on. The world is poisoned, losing soil (which sometimes takes thousands of years to form), heating up, storms are on the rise, next comes ethanol which will use even more carbon sources and will thus end up in the atmosphere.
Apparently you are ignorant.

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The dad may be ugly but Christina is hot, why can't the baby look like his or her mom?

The dad may be ugly but Christina is hot, why can't the baby look like his or her mom?

The mom is an ugly dirty spic. Just to clarify.

I agree 52 she has to dye here hair blonde, notice. And she is a nasty fucking whore. Unfit for motherhood.
I wonder if her pierced twat scarred the baby's face on the way out of the cavern?
Gayape-Purple-Peter-Eater, where are ya? I am waiting here. I know you are a climatology expert and all...
Concerned Anglo American Patriot

Isn't it suppose to be mom and baby are doing well, instead of mom and dad? What does Mr Potato Head have to do besides waiting?

Congrats to them both ! The gal can sing !
(So I’m like surfing around and I come across one of those crappy YouTube links the ‘evil twin’ put up a few beach threads ago.
It goes like: decimusnola (?) “This issue is a national intelligence test.
Do enough Americans have the ability to understand BASIC PHYSICS? If not, we don't deserve anything approaching a democracy.
And I’m think’n Jeff Foxworthy just has GOT to get some new material! Talk about a shameless plug for his ‘Smarter than a 5th Grader Show.’
(Would hang here more but ‘Hot for Words’ doesn’t like me linking to other sites at YouTube – I could be in major shit here)

Binky: So, like yesterday, we're finally getting some half ass sushi in this non-coastal town. Of course, turned on 'C-span Japan' government thingie for a bit of ambiance.
(Ummm...What are these guys on about Cliff?)
Cliff Notes : 9/11 was an inside job. One guy was complaining the lights were so bright in there he could barely see. One guy says 'The Pack is Back'. But the posters and stuff they hold up is bitching about 9/11 and that there were Japanese people killed. And 9/11 was an inside job type thing.
Binky: Oh. Ok. Should we call in the 'evil twin' ?

Binky: Like, when the guy comes to the podium there,after the guy's presentation with the posters and stuff, what was it he said there, under his breath ?
Cliff Notes : Not completely sure. No idea, really, what it means. But the translation seems to be "Right you are Ken."

Billions and billions of them to fill up all the empty space on this vast world. Send them through the cosmos as emissaries to let aliens know that no beauty is in our infinitesimal spec of the galaxy. Perhaps then they will never come here to conquer us.

I wanna rape her tight little ass. Spit first to get it wet. Finger it a little bit. Then spit again and then aim my one-eyed snake straight inside her poop-hole.
I don't even care if I get mud on the helmet.

Oh and I would finish by pissing all over her beautiful body.

Damn, am I the romantic type !

P.S. Did I mention I wanna rape her ass ?

#59 - brutal.

Finally a comment !! #59 You seem like a 'progressive' liberated type.
Any comments on 9/11 ?

How about you # 60 ?

September 11th, or as I like to refer to it, 'Derservance: A tale of ignorance', isn't as much of a conspiracy, as it is a gross dereliction of duty. America's unseemingly endless display of woeful self-importance and ignorace served Deservance-day well. And helped to usher in the age of blatant disrespect for the Constitution.

The blind-eyed-back-turners used 9/11 as way to help impliment plans that have long since been salivated over: non-court ordered wiretaps, holding prisoners-of war for as long as desired and without lawyers, telling the public that, unless they give-up their freedoms and privacy, bad things will happen to them.

'The terrorists will win. Be frightened, and don't ask questions. And if you do ask questions, we will tell you that we don't recall. We know what's best for you. Here, have a complimentary cigarette'.

This type of behavior has been wanted by the Government for a long time. It's easy to control a population that's frightened. And what better way than to use a National tragedy to serve the government in their want for closer examination of the American public? There is no better way. Period. You can't just make some scary stories up and have people fall to knees and eat for you. No, you need the public to be throughly shaken, like they were on Deservance-Day, for them to roll for you.

The conspiracy started the second those planes flew in to the Pentagon, Trade Center buildings, and Pennsylvanian countryside. There was no conspiracy to aquire a 9/11 to happen. It was that beautiful American ignorance that, 'Hey, we're the great America, nothing can happen to us, because we're invincible' -- which resulted in the attacks; Also, ironically, allowing for the puppet masters to use for their advantage, against the America people.

It was said shejust enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on interracialsingleonline.com and many hot picture are shown...so man fans show so much interesting to her there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it...

update this site already ...........

Weak genes on display.......look for the fug now at a newstand near you.

Whats with all of these people popping out kids all of a sudden. Hopefully, this kid doesn't look a thing like either one of the parents.

Good for them, unlike certain celebs I think they will make really good parents!

@11 - right on the money!!!

ps why did she marry a mole rate anyway?

Max Liron Bratman. Hmmm. At least it sounds better than Harlow Winter Kate Madden....

I can't believe people get a thrill from posting 'First' to anonymous strangers on a random celebrity gossip messageboard. Really, really, really sad. Just write something that's fucking funny or an interesting comment.

she looks like a ghetto hood rat.
she should be with a black guy.

Christina is BEAUTIFUL

#4, horrible attempt at being funny. and just in case you are the only one not aware, you failed.

# 28- if that is true, you're a joke. i really didn't intend to come on here today and crack jokes on you guys but you've just made it too easy. oh and the baby was born saturday night not friday. begin feeling like an even larger douche.

hey Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are very good looking...

... but just take a look at Rumer!!

soooo..... we shall see!!

Yeti? Is that Yiddish for future Jewish man that will con his way to success?

Congratulations to the happy parents!
I hope he gets her looks.

You can see more pictures and posts, on Christina and many others at www.bgctoday.com. You will also see a "Find of the Day" section for the coolest fashion items found by our fashion author from NY, ZUZU. Check it out.

Congratulations to the adorable couple!

Hopefully the "Liron" part will distract from the fact that they named this poor kid MAX BRATMAN. Geezuz.

Max means "The Greatest." and the name Liron means "My song" in Hebrew.
Max Liron is Christina's greatest song. At least she put some thought into the name.

i am envious of her great skin, though she has been pregnant. it is said that she takes massages every day. no wonder her skin is great. i am envious of it. i like it. it give me funny and relax. one day, i found a social service, PubSpa.com. it enable me to find a right partner who is interested in massage and learn a lot via videos regarding massage and beauty care.

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thanks!!!!

Hey why does the whore, who is a spic, wear blue contact lenses and dye her nasty hair human blonde? Hmmmmmm????
Why do they all dye their hair blonde. Damn they all look fake. Envy.
I wonder what with the pretty boy daddy having black eyes and hair if she will do the same to the baby?

Jesus....I hope she and Nicole had time to read Lynne Spears' parenting book before the bundles of joy arrived!

Proof positive that drugs, alcohol, and elective cosmetic surgery have no detrimental effect on ovulation or uteral implantation.

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85 - I HATE Christina Aguilera, BUT, her eyes are really bluish, and her hair is really dirty blondeish. But I agree on all other counts. she is a hideous monster and she has that quintessential Ecuadorian bad taste in clothes and makeup.

And before any of you asses start with me, I know, because I know...being Latin and raised in Jackson Heights gives you lots of information on how tacky those central americans are. Don't get me started on the Hondurans....

I agree with grape ape. I bet the kid is ugleeeeeeeeeeeeeee too. EWWWWWW

Great news. Did Bratman name the kid "Brobin" as I'd predicted, months ago?

LOl. i wish it was a yeti considering him
its a boy and his name is max.
finally. a regualr name. not like friggen
apple. and seriously who names their
kid moses? unless hes jewish of course.

Congratulations to the adorable couple!
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