Jan 8 2008Britney Spears' standoff was because of deposition

First!!! Primero yeah!

First!!! Primero yeah!

First!

She looks pretty hot here, to be honest

Ketchup packets. Perfect.

First!!! Primero yeah!

Italian girls are ugly hairy retards

Come on, let's be honest. All moms hold their kids hostage. Britney's just a little more literal about it.

Wait never mind, cancel my comment on post #4, rather see more picture of Kevin Federline.........ohhhhhhh he is a hottie.

Britney trifecter in effect.

/milk it baby!

@4, 7, & 9 Isn't time for you to go back to blowing your brother? I think he misses your tiny fish lips on his dick..

Sorry everybody for talking to myself so much, but I guess Britney is wearing off on me. FISH PLEASE POST MORE OF KEVIN FEDERLINE.

Awwww....Brit does love her kids!

Do us all a favor and just DIE, britney.

Frist I'm imagining she's you and that cell phone is my cock

Wait FRIST, I am imagining that you are Kevin Federline, and my cock is his middle finger, that is my ass.

I'll open my mouth wide and you hit the send button

Frist and Jimbo, go cyber somewhere else. Losers.

Yeah, right, The Kids.

I knew it!!! I said it to all my friends over the weekend. If a mother is driven to the edge like this, with people constantly making unfair accusations and threatening to take her kids just to steal more money, a mom who loves as much as Britney does will literally lose her mind. I hope to God that Kevin, that judge, the cops, and all the paps are gunned down, tonight. They deserve it!

@18. Melinda. That is a fucking troll!!

#18 Melinda, no, we want to cyber right here. Except, I just keep wishing FRIST was a man.

Hey! I happen to love that troll.

#20 "unfair accusations"???

Well you might have a point. When do we EVER get to hear HER side of the story? Some day I hope she writes a book and the pages don't look like this:
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WTF does Britney need a Blackberry for? God forbid her scheduled snatch flashings interweave with her impromptu psycho ward/rehab/nearest gutter visits.

ketchup packets! ROFL

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My butcher has nicer hands than her.

This is bullshit. It was a big fight over who got the gummy bears.

note to superficial writers:

the next time you post a britney news, if her disgusting hands are visible in the photo, could you please blur them? i love this magnificent website and come here frequently, but there's a limit to how much i can throw up before the stomach acid burns a hole in my throat.

#20

that piece of white garbage could give 2 shits and a fuck about her kids... all that whore cares about is a cheeseburger, her dog and a pack of newports...

Cliff Notes : #18 - you can tell the trolls by their links.
'Frist' - usually links to some woman in the Pacific NorthWest.
'Jimbo' - usually links to ..well..he did a basic 'www' thing for a while...ummm next question.
'Bill Clinton' - Just seems to link back to 'Bill Clinton'
And that dumbass 'Binky' usually links to something indicating - 9/11 was an Inside Job.
Binky : I actually prefer 'smartass' .
Or 'asshole' - if we're trying to reach some sort of consensus here.

I would rather fuck a retard (see post 20) with a mouth full of feces/shit/crap/doo-doo than Brit-Brit. I bet she fucks like a retard eating hot sauce.

she is a poor mum, she is fighting against her predecessor hubby to get the chance to feed her children. single mums at http://pinkmingle.com feel pitiful for her... LOl she can write down her things there since she hasa proflie there..

Get a manicure already would you?

Did you watch those nibbled nails? '
That will say it all!!
FREAKED!!

Hang in there Brit.
Binky : Look, Cliff, my NFL pool did quite well this year. But I caught a couple of 'asides' in 'Charley Wilson's War' and was wondering the odds on the US election.
Cliff Notes : Betting is for Cheaters - but my advice is check out this handy chart.

Hang in there Brit.
Binky: So, I'm like, surfing, and come across some sort of 'People' TV awards show. And that Queen woman, the MC is,like, there: talking to the crowd - and there's no crowd. There's no PEOPLE.
So of course the frist thing I thought of was - where's Dick Clark ?
Then I thought - well I guess maybe we're all in, like '1984' prison. (Let's just pretend there's 'people') Type thing ...Etc....
Public at LARGE : Believe me. If what you're saying lately is the least bit TRUE. Tim Russert and Meet the Press etc, would be Right on it ! Just ask them !
Binky : ... and of course.....

Do you know what I love? I love the fact that even though she is batshit caarraaazzyy she always manages to put on lots and lots of cheap jewelry.

I noticed that too ! #39
( And I noticed that Jon Stewart just had on as a guest - the wing nut Canadian David Frum - former Bush speechwriter, who bragged about making up the term 'axis of evil'.
Frum's been the target of jokes and ridicule up in the hinterland for years Jon.
I guess 'Bottom' meets 'Barrel'.)
But as #39 says ' I love the fact that even though he's is batshit '... he can still get work...
Cliff Notes : But then again....

Hey Binky, actually I only link to my mySpace when I'm on my home computer. The myTroll was only #17. I still think she should write a book defending her actions. That way we can try to decipher her codewords..

sjknfgakdjmc, skkmgadk kgmm = I thought I WAS wearing panties that day!

kdsemf4itdvnm rgm5i cc, ldkmg= I like my hair short

bmdfu7vjnjrgf= pills are fun, but not something I would ever do, unless I was holding my kid hostage and trying to kill myself or something WHICH I WOULD NEVER DO!!!!

She needs: a manicure, a personal trainer, better drugs, a better diet... and, o yeah, to stay the hell away from children.

Well Frist - I guess that just about settles it
And I hit the link on #17 so my thesis still stands.

Luckily, I found one. That's brintey spears. seems she is finding her son a new father on "wealthybeauty.com" . It is a site for celebrities and millionaires to mingle. It's said Charlie Sheen has found her love
there last month.

Verbal interpretation of picture :

$15 for a hand job
$30 for a blow job
$60 for straight sex
$70 for anal

Well #45 K-fed - It's good to see you're still up on the 'ins and outs' of dating...

She has lovely teeth...

Enough of these stories already! When the fuck is this bitch going to off herself? This is like watching Jerry Springer and just waiting for the bitches to start fighting, or even worse, watching the Matrix and wondering when anything remotely interesting is going to happen. Just do it Britney! Just do it!

Once again, no accountabilitiy. It's someone else's fault, or the circumstances are because of any other reason in this universe aside from her being a flake.

Although.....

I wonder if it's true that people can just SNAP. Yeah, she was buggin before they split up but from the time of the umbrella incident and head shaving, methinks the fact that her marriage ended (and I'm pretty sure it was ended by him) caused her to lose it.

Imagine you're Britney Spears and some guy you married to isn't kissing your ass anymore, and you're all "WHAT?! Ahm Britney, bitch!"

Oh YEAH, RIGHT?!!!! Why does it seem that she always tries to release some post-apocolyptic excuse and rationalization for the Crazy? She wigged and it had nothing to do with the amount of time she had with the kids that day. Ugh, I'm so sick of this idiot I could scream and yet I can't stop watching the Crazy, either.

Nice... I just got this fucking Blackberry Curve and now I wanna downgrade to a can and string...

Fuck you Brit... right between the titties...

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turqoise jewelry!! How much more deranged can this bitch get??

Britney is such a poor single mom! It seems she needs love more than anything else! Her profile was found on lesbian dating site http://www.FemMate.com last month! I think those single moms can help her a lot!

#55: Please refer to #53.

Britney is an erratic time bomb prep to explode. This is all due the media focus on the detrimental deterioration of herself. Just give her a break.

Well, it’s satisfactory to undergo that Britney Spears does rattling tending most her kids and module go toe-to-toe with the personnel to pay instance with them. Sure, maybe digit of them was technically held hostage, but it’s the intellection that counts. Hopefully they place this primary time in Jayden’s child book. You know, incoming to every the condiment packets.

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Wow. I thought that I'd never say this, but I'm starting to get sick of all this Britney coverage. The batshit crazy things that she pulls aren't even shocking anymore and I'm starting to hate how it's being reported as "news" now. It's fucking depressing.

I love how nitwits are still defending Britney. If she was a single mother with a shitty minimum-wage-paying job and no one to help her with the kids, she'd have an excuse not to show up/show up on time for court appearances. What excuse does she have now? Her watch AND her calendar stopped? One of her cars broke down? What? She manages to get to restaurants and Starbucks OK, but she can't make it to the effing court house on time?

She was/is supposedly a show biz professional, I assume all those appearances on that wretched Disney show she was on and then her various concert and TV appearances involved showing up at a certain time on a certain day. So why can't she manage it now?

Either Britney really has been driven "crazy" or she's just an irresponsible, careless dipshit. Either way, she shouldn't be supervising children. When you can't pass the "show up at this time on this day" test, you don't deserve to have your kids. Christ.

Considering the FACT that she isn't allowed visitation until 12:00 & that FACT that she was over 2 hours late showing up for the deposition, this doesn't hold true. Just more lies to try to cover up her shit hole of her life.

Considering the FACT that she isn't allowed visitation until 12:00 & that FACT that she was over 2 hours late showing up for the deposition, this doesn't hold true. Just more lies to try to cover up her shit hole of her life.

wow, shoking, another story about Britney. Is Paris Hilton next?

Tell me she's not the very definition of a crackhead.

omg i feel really bad 4 britney. God be with her, her family, and her little boys. i hope they really do help her out. those doctors...unprofessional much? seriously...wow anyways britney's gonna make a comeback and i pray that she'll be alright.

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I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du, Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

Once again, no accountabilitiy. It's someone else's fault, or the circumstances are because of any other reason in this universe aside from her being a flake.
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I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

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I don't know why she paints those nubs. It's looks gross.

Hey i think britney is passing through some mental disorder or depression kind of disease. She is looking tense in this pic.