Jan 17 2008Britney Spears is a human, admittedly stinks
Britney Spears’ pal Sam Lufti called into Ryan Seacrest today to debunk some of the recent rumors about Britney who was apparently taking a shower during the interview. Sam also felt the need to walk into the bathroom while he was on the phone, according to People:
"Get out, I'm naked, get out!" Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries the phone toward her during an interview from her house with KIIS-FM's Ryan Seacrest.
When Lutfi asks why she's taking a shower, Spears replies: "I stink, 'cause I'm a human being. Shut the door, I'm nasty!"
Sam also revealed that the pregnancy test rumor was created by Britney and Adnan:
"I don't know if they even bought one," Lutfi said. "I think they were just [expletive] around."
Lutfi said she doesn't want to get pregnant. "No, no, no, no, no, no," he said. "No, not at all." Asked if she plans to marry Ghalib, Lutfi said: "No, that's not true."
Britney Spears showers? Much like the pregnancy test, I’m calling bullshit on this one. Ten bucks says it was Britney running water while slathering herself in bacon. Or chocolate. Or, okay, let’s be realistic, cupcakes.
EDIT: Here's the audio link. Click on "Sam Lufti/Britney Spears" talk about 2 a.m. shopping spree.
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Reader Comments
1. zit - January 17, 2008 4:03 PM
FIRST! God I love her!
2. Ted from LA - January 17, 2008 4:04 PM
She smells like a week old dead carp.
3. ramon - January 17, 2008 4:04 PM
This is news? Who cares?
4. #1 hater - January 17, 2008 4:04 PM
"I'm naked! Get out!".......????
That doesn't sound like the Britney I know......
5. betarraga - January 17, 2008 4:05 PM
At least she knows she's nasty. PROGRESS, people!
I really wish she'd straighten up , she used to be goooood
6. blah - January 17, 2008 4:07 PM
Man, you're so HARSH on her. That's the worst picture of Britney I've ever seen. I hope you never look ridiculous in a picture.
7. ph7 - January 17, 2008 4:10 PM
Imagine if she is like this forever, the human race will never need another source of entertainment.
The TV networks, theater owners must be nervous. Like the Truman Show, her life should be broadcast 24/7....
8. sportsdvl - January 17, 2008 4:12 PM
#1 you are as lame as Britney!
9. mrs.t - January 17, 2008 4:12 PM
We know this is bullshit because Brit doesn't care who sees her naked-suddenly she's worried about Sam Lufti? Dude lives halfway up her ass-I'm certain there's little that could shock Mr. Lufti at this point. Brit eating puppies? Whatever, as long as she uses a fork. Fucking in a dressing room? Meh-just hope the next woman doesn't slip in the splooge left behind.
10. Black I.P.'s - January 17, 2008 4:13 PM
I'm glad she's so attuned to her vital needs! At last she seems to be taking care of herself. I'm so happy, I almost want to...sing...
Yeah, that's Funky (Funky)
Yeah, that's Funky (Funky)
Yeah, that's Funky (Funky)
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it's stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it's stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it's stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
Cause nobody's Funky as us, Cause we keep it Stinky (Stinky)
We keep it Stinky, (Stinky)
We keep it Stinky, (Stinky)
We keep it Stinky, (Stinky)
Stinky, Stinky, Stinky,
The Funk phenomenon, we Funk you on n' on
There's no need to hold your nose,
Cause this funk stink like a rose
Big booty Funk, Toe jam Funk,
Underarm Funk, like you headlocking a Skunk'
Reekin' like diseased athlete's feet,
The stench didn't come till after this beat
Smellin' like droors no weezin no pause
Put your hand up on the speakers get smelly ass paws
You know we was coming before we entered the door
Cause you could smell the rhyme when we was walking down the hall
We bring the Funk worse then a wet dog
Stinkin' like fat ladies poopin'out Logs
We drop enough poo to keep them toilets clogged
Keep the people jumpin' like them Bullfrogs
The first one who smelt it ain't the one who delt it
Black Eyed Peas keep the scent blind like delta
Funky like onions you fryin'(Sure is Funky) girl you ain't lyin'
Yo' you Funkin' with the Funk family
The non fabricated factual faculty'
We formulatin' up in a factory
Focusin' on the energid' of fluid flow free'
We flawless, everything is for free
We florish and we flaunt our flavour freshly, huh'
Can you believe we flip them frequency's and
Freak MCs they leave all frantically but'
Our intentions are to be friendly but
They fightin' when we start the freestylin' frenzy
I funk up ya' flat till your girlfriend beef
Fillin all anatomy, bringin' me flatery, huh'
She'll be diggin these rhymes that ease beats
Like celulite lyrics all flabby
We bring the funk to your festivities
If you think something stank then it must be the peas!
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it's stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it's stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it's stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
Cause nobody's Funky as us, cause we keep it Stinky
(Funky, Funky, Funky, Funky)
Celulite overweight stankin' MCs
Stench smells so strong it's insanitary
Cause you can sense me a mile away so Jinky
With the jungle Funk sound from Serengeti
Meaty, Fat, Nasty like miss Fat booty's tights
Gettin' dirty like mudfights and dirtbikes
Turning these droors black they used to be white
And we shittin' on these tracks that you gonna' need to wipe
The odor's so contagious that it shows up in your dream,
Man, you could pick me out like food in between
Your two front teeth cause you be lackin' the streets
We got beefy ass beats that we bumpin' in the streets
We so nice n' sweet like steak box n' feet
Sour underarm Funk you ain't washed in a week
And, man, we be reekin' every day or weekend
We could all bounce to the Funk and the season
Bounce, bounce, bounce...Whoo!
haha haha
Yeah that's Funky', Yeah that's Funky'
If you smellin' somethin funky
then you know it got to be nobody other than Apl, Will n' Taboo
Cause if you know that if it smells like Funk then it must be us
If you smellin' Fat Funk then it must be us
If you smellin' something Funky
then you know it got to be nobody other than Apl, Will n' Taboo
Cause you know that if it smells like Funk than it must be us
If you smellin' elephants than it must be us
If you smellin' somethin Funky
then you know it got to be nobody other than Apl, Will n' Taboo
Cause you know that if it smells like Funk then it must be us
If you smellin' elephant poo it must be us
11. RosiesVaginaSap - January 17, 2008 4:13 PM
Unfitney taking a shower. LOL. Good one.
12. Whatever - January 17, 2008 4:16 PM
@ 6 Boo friggity hoo. SFTU already. She deserves it. Plus, "HARSH"? Seriously? Are you a hippie?
13. sportsdvl - January 17, 2008 4:16 PM
Damn you, #1!!! One day, I swear, I'm gonna be quick enough to get that "FIRST" slot!
14. Keith - January 17, 2008 4:22 PM
This is pretty lame. By now, for a story like this, we expect an audio clip of the phone conversation, where you can hear Britney in the background laughing hysterically while having a massive diarrhea attack.
15. Rosie - January 17, 2008 4:24 PM
How can you deny the resemblance to Princess Di?
16. havoc - January 17, 2008 4:24 PM
Jesus Christ....can you imagine the smegma between those legs.
I bet she leaves a snail trail on every seat she uses.
Gah.......
.
17. ulio - January 17, 2008 4:25 PM
#14 -yeah, with Sam in the foreground yelling "Not on the floor! Not on the floor!"
18. Britney - January 17, 2008 4:27 PM
"It's not truuuu dat meth can give yuuuuu a stroke"
19. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 4:29 PM
You know who's even worse than Britney? It's that fucking weasel Lufti. He thinks he's so close to her that it's cool for him just to walk in while The Fucktard showers. I'm glad she kicked out of the bathroom. At least I hope it's a bathroom; she might have been hosing herself outside. Regardless her creepy little Renfield is just hoping to get a glance at the goods. I'm sure he's secretly hoping that one day Britney will bestow her favors on him. The thing is, he'll be last guy to get a go at her. Fucking pathetic toadie. Anyone else want to kick the living shit out of him?
20. Chauncey Gardner - January 17, 2008 4:30 PM
Remember when Britney was still a 'virgin' and she went to some chocolate factory in Germany, and there was a big stir because she said the chocolate she ate was 'orgasmic'? The media went nuts, and the imaginations - and boners - of men the world over were on fire. ('Oh my god - good little Britney's had ORGASMS!')
Now look at her. It's easy to imagine Britney just sitting around all day drinking and doing drugs, masturbating and sucking cocks in front of her kids. Add to that an overused, rank-smelling twat, and probably a lot of queefing and farting. It's hard to look at her and remember what she used to be. And, nigh impossible to get one up while looking at her.
21. Patricia - January 17, 2008 4:35 PM
I like her much better this way. That whole plastic Barbie-princess phase, when she was supposedly the hottest thing ever, was designed to appeal to guys who are afraid of girls. Apparently there are lots of those. Here she is now, literally warts and all. A real woman. Deal with it, wussies. (but of course you can't)
22. Spongebob Gangsta - January 17, 2008 4:37 PM
Is that a seatbelt for a tie?
I'm so everone these days is finally seeing what kind of person she really is.
He music sucked and now she has nothing to do but act stupid for attention.
I wish the best for her kids, they need to stay away from anything that is directly related to being a celebrity in the public eye. It's all vanity, anyway.
23. Spongebob Gangsta - January 17, 2008 4:39 PM
Sorry...i meant to say Her music, not He music.
Dummy.
24. Whatever - January 17, 2008 4:39 PM
I don't know where you're from, Patricia, but everywhere I've been, "real women" don't look that derranged.
25. Whatever - January 17, 2008 4:42 PM
*deranged, sorry.
26. Open Your Hearts - January 17, 2008 4:45 PM
Just a gentle reminder...
Non-judgmental - accepting - all embracing love is the essence of
the gospel message: it lies behind such statements as:
"Do not judge others lest you be judged - for the judgment
you give will be the judgment you receive"
and it is at the root of what has happened whenever we find Jesus
being criticized by the scribes and pharisees for the company
that he keeps.
Jesus accepts and embraces those whom others find wanting
He loves those who seem unlovable - to others - and to
themselves.
27. FRIST!!! - January 17, 2008 4:45 PM
Can people stop putting stupid fucking lyrics up as comments? They are not comments. I don't even read them. My finger is tired of having to scroll.
Why is there a fucking dog whining in the hallway of this office building? Weird, there better be a blind person nearby..
28. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 4:46 PM
Serious question, does anyone know what that thing is in the corner of her mouth?
29. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 4:49 PM
@26 Is it true the love you take is equal to the love you make? I can't remember who said that. Was it St. Paul, St. John, or St. Ringo?
30. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler - January 17, 2008 4:50 PM
#28: a gap of her mouth with a bit of (ridicolously white) veneers showing
31. D. Richards (Meaningless.) - January 17, 2008 4:53 PM
I've reaching that point -- I'm running out of shit to say about Britney. And I'm sad about it.
32. Jimbo - January 17, 2008 4:54 PM
FRIST don't lie, you're finger isnt tired from scrolling
33. Dr. Fill - January 17, 2008 4:55 PM
The most sensible guess is that it's a clot of dried semen in the corner of her mouth.
34. RosiesVaginaSap - January 17, 2008 4:57 PM
#26 Jesus just called. he thinks Brits a pig too.
35. mike - January 17, 2008 4:57 PM
Frist, since you insisted, here's one especially for you...
I don't know just where I'm going
But I'm gonna try for the kingdom if I can
'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man
When I put a spike into my vein
Then I tell you things aren't quite the same
When I'm rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus' son
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know
I have made the big decision
I'm gonna try to nullify my life
'Cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper's neck
When I'm closing in on death
And you can't help me, not you guys
Or all you sweet girls with all your sweet talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I'd sailed the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
On a sailor's suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man cannot be free
Of all the evils of this town
And of himself and those around
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
Heroin, be the death of me
Heroin, it's my wife and it's my life, ha-ha
Because a mainer to my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I'm better off than dead
Because when the smack begins to flow
I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jims in this town
And all the politicians making crazy sounds
And everybody putting everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds
'Cause when the smack begins to flow
Then I really don't care anymore
Ah, when that heroin is in my blood
And the blood is in my head
Man thank God that I'm as good as dead
And thank your God that I'm not aware
And thank God that I just don't care
And I guess that I just don't know
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
36. Velvet Undergarmet - January 17, 2008 5:00 PM
I'm with Frist, enough of the fucking lyrics. Still that's a good tune, end on that please.
37. FRIST!!! - January 17, 2008 5:01 PM
#35, nope, didn't even read it. But kudos, for knowing how to copy and paste!!!
38. BaldAsBritney - January 17, 2008 5:02 PM
I look forward to seeing this picture on the cover of many magazines next week.
39. Nancy - January 17, 2008 5:05 PM
I'd rather read the lyrics to a good song than all of these same-old same-old comments. For example: Frist, don't tell me, let me guess - you're going to go have a drink, right? Good one! Hahahahahazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
40. Whatever - January 17, 2008 5:06 PM
#34 - Awesome.
41. aeuwave - January 17, 2008 5:13 PM
so mean! look at her picture, apparently she has had a stroke and needs help....
at least, I THINK.
42. D. Richards (Grip.) - January 17, 2008 5:15 PM
#26? You fuck your husband with those thoughts? Poor guy, you know he's unsatisfied.
And, yeah, the Holy-ghost, he can suck my cock, the faggot.
43. sportsdvl - January 17, 2008 5:19 PM
Hey #26, Trust me - Jesus hates you too.
#21 Patricia, if you think this is a good example of a "real woman" then none of us EVER want to see your skanky ass!
44. FRIST!!! - January 17, 2008 5:25 PM
Hey #39 Nancy! When have I EVER said I was going to get a drink??? I mean, what are you implying here?
Just for that, you owe me a drink..
45. Britneyluvr - January 17, 2008 5:27 PM
OMG HER UNCLE SAID SHE IS GOING TO DIE SOON!!
http://snagwiremedia.com/wickedyouth/2008/01/britney-spears-uncle-she-didnt.html
46. emily - January 17, 2008 5:34 PM
wow that is some picture... she kind of looks like the scarecrow from the wizard of oz?... maybe? i dont know. either way, that's a bad picture.
47. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 5:36 PM
Rock N' Roll Animal is a great fucking album.
48. CougrHunter - January 17, 2008 5:59 PM
Why am I not surprised that the same day this photo get published a report comes out stating kids are afraid of clowns.
Just call her The Joker.
49. ph7 - January 17, 2008 6:00 PM
LOL - click on my name, and you'll see that the AP has already written a obituary for Brit they are ready to file...
50. Health Is Wealth - January 17, 2008 6:24 PM
I feel bad for Britney Spears. I really do. She's never had a chance to have any meaning in her life. Sure she's had some moments of pure exhilaration that most will never reach but she paid a huge cost for that. And what more... She never really had a choice. She was whored out by her awful parents since she was a tiny girl.
51. Recovering blob with new epithelial layer starting (acned) - January 17, 2008 6:36 PM
(Disturbed by @42's blasphemy, it waddles a prototype appendage, desperately trying to grab without grip the only object of possession in it's filthy existence - a cross. But it cannot for it has not faith - the wellspring of miracles. And so the Saviour will not help this day. Amidst gurplings and gleeps, the daughter of D. Richards, unloved and unkempt, again realizes neither father nor Father.)
52. Another Britney - January 17, 2008 6:56 PM
I was in that Ralph's she wound up in. What's funny is that I saw her from the front and didn't think anything about it. But then I saw her from the back and saw the torn fishnets, ass hanging out, and really bad hair. It's then that I realized I was looking at Britney Spears.
Fortunately, she didn't get anywhere near my groceries.
53. The Beer Baron - January 17, 2008 7:06 PM
She looks like Beaker from the Muppets in this picture.
54. woodhorse - January 17, 2008 7:26 PM
35 is for Brad Renfro. Sad life.
55. sam - January 17, 2008 7:43 PM
why doesn't anyone know how to spell sam's last name? you copy-pasted it right there superfish, it's LUTFI. not lufti
56. burgernoodle - January 17, 2008 7:52 PM
What would I do without my daily dosage of this shit show they call Britney Spears?
57. Mae West - January 17, 2008 8:00 PM
Hahaha! She looks JUST like one of the "Pretty on the Outside" artistic renderings of that blonde hag from Real Housewives of Orange County.... Vicky. Cut and paste the link to check it out
http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/21/vicky.jpg
58. ST evec - January 17, 2008 8:44 PM
she's dressed like a fckin Scientologist...they used to walk around the headquarters in Clearwater, FL dressed like that......are T and K Cruise in her life now
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61. Myrtle Beach - January 17, 2008 9:35 PM
Sh estinks? I've heard her new album - Duh!
62. sharpeidude - January 17, 2008 11:18 PM
She smells like crushed garlic, armpits, wet dog, warm ham slices and stale ashtray. Very sexy ya'll.
63. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 11:19 PM
@54 Nice thought and good call, sad indeed.
64. gerard Vandenberg - January 17, 2008 11:23 PM
.......................AND AGAIN IS THE DAMN TURD INVOLVED!!
65. bbw_becky - January 18, 2008 12:29 AM
Britney again? why are people interested in talking about her even though these are fake things? you should know the fake news about her pregnancy and her joining the famous bbw and plus size singles dating club http://plusmingle.com.. I can not believe any piece of her news.
66. mabbo - January 18, 2008 12:57 AM
Uhhhh, you guys should go over to x17online. They got a couple of pictures of Britney, umm, how do I say this....having her PERIOD. Yes, she is wearing a short dress with torn fishnets and white panties. You can clearly see the blood soaking through. They also have a close up shot. She was walking around like that!! Go check it out if y'all dare. No wonder she was taking a shower. Now, does she ever was her weave?
67. LadyJade - January 18, 2008 1:14 AM
Britney is a predictable burn out....funny to watch . But enough already ! Come on!
We need more of Jason Stratham!
In fact....its time I put in a request...
68. cancy - January 18, 2008 1:31 AM
It seems recently that there are so many bad news about her !!!!!!!!!! Someone found her information and pictures on a dating website seekamillionaire !!!!!!! there are so many celebrities on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
69. LadyJade - January 18, 2008 2:19 AM
who is the dude who keeps posting the song lyrics?
70. gert - January 18, 2008 3:28 AM
she likes michael jackson
71. funlove - January 18, 2008 3:46 AM
Britney will still rock the year 2008. Her profile was found on millionaire&celeb dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is Britney seeking true love now??
72. jrz - January 18, 2008 8:44 AM
What is she a fucking hemiplegic?
73. LayDeeBug - January 18, 2008 8:52 AM
God, I love that picture. What a clown. Honestly, seeing her make that face for the cameras really makes me believe that she is really just acting and it's brilliant.
She's mad I tell you; mad like a fox.
74. Bale - January 18, 2008 9:06 AM
#54 - We'll miss Brad Renfro. He was very convincing in that scene in "Bully" when he took it up the ass from his friend.
75. RichPort - January 18, 2008 9:41 AM
Britney is classy. And by classy I mean look at her hotness:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php
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77. Spazz - January 18, 2008 10:18 AM
She looks like Michael Jackson in that shot!
But someone didn't make the knot around her neck tight enough.
78. Sam Lufti - January 18, 2008 10:46 AM
Here's proof she's not pregnant......I'm still trying to look for the coat hanger in the background.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php
79. Luvvy - January 18, 2008 1:39 PM
She looks like David Gest in this picture. Maybe David should try to "revitalize" Britney's career just like he did with Liza's.
80. Luvvy - January 18, 2008 1:39 PM
She looks like David Gest in this picutre. Maybe David should try to "revitalize" Britney's career just like he did with Liza's.
81. Karisa - January 18, 2008 1:46 PM
uhhh it's definitely sam lufti that says the "'cause she's human" part if you listen to the actual thing. she's definitely attracting attention on purpose right now with the pregnancy test/late night shopping spree type behavior but that phone call even being a news story is silly. Maybe Lufti's pregnancy/marriage denials are newsworthy but People packaged this story as "Britney's Bizarre Comments from the Shower" (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20172270,00.html). She's done bizarre stuff for sure but those comments aren't that weird, I'd probably say the same thing if my friend busted in on me while I was naked about to get in the shower.
82. Xanthia - January 18, 2008 2:07 PM
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83. LivewireT - January 18, 2008 5:34 PM
This picture makes me laugh out loud!
She looks like Beetlejuice.
84. LivewireT - January 18, 2008 5:34 PM
This picture makes me laugh out loud!
She looks like Beetlejuice.
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I DEMAND OUR LEGAL SYSTEM CONFISCATE ANY MONEY THIS BITCH HAS PERMANENTLY AND DONATE IT TO CHARITY.
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