Jan 11 2008Britney Spears has one last chance in custody battle

idiot

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Nice forehead.

Look judge, I can be a good mother. Even my dog says so

i hope she doesn't hurt the puppy.
she COULD be such pretty girl... but she should NOT have another chance at the kids anytime soon.

Commissioner Gordon? That's frigging priceless. Batman, anyone?

She looks like I did last night after taking that fourth shot of Jack....

OMG NIPPLE??!

She disgusts me. It's absolutely pathetic that a 26 year old grown ass woman with endless resources is so self absorbed that she is not even allowed to be alone with her children. Then to parade around like she's so fucking cool and sexy...WTF? I would love to kidney punch her ass and kick her out of the country.

give her 5 minutes with the kids and her and Gonads Ghraib will head back to mexico with them.

She won't show. No one tells Britney what to do. No one. So let's set up another date after she misses this one for a double secret probation hearing. Boy, when they acquitted OJ I thought the LA court system was perfect. This has proven me that they have now become the best courts in the land.

By my count, that's a total of 387 chances more than a dad would have received.

Anyone in NYC right now. Look out the window, it's like fucking London out there.

I thought she broke up with that dude. Ok, I officially don't believe ANYTHING on here anymore. Jamie Lynn...not pregnant, K-Fed, not wanting to produce, Hayden Pantyhose, not a midget..

Looking good Brit.

Stupid stupid stupid. If she wasn't a celebrity, she would NOT have yet ANOTHER chance. What crap.

I'm happy that Britney and Adnan are still together! They make a gorgeous couple. I think it's a new beginning for her! Go Brit-Brit!!!

12 - LOL

Having gathered anough evidence by now that we can reasonably assume that both parents are total lunatics

We 'll have so see further and for no on concentrate us only on the children by keeping the children's best interest in mind...

Considering the few left options:

A Mutual Shared Adoption by Dr Phil and Oprah would be the next best logical choice...
That is of course unless Brat and Angelina are willing...

oh would that be the best Christmas present if Britney was TASER'D in court? HAHAHAHA "Don't TAZE me commish!"

Britney will be so pissed if she no-shows and all they do is reschedule. By now she must be asking her lawyer if it's possible to petition directly to lose child custody.

Whats with the jowls????

Why give her a last chance? Its clear she doesn't want them doesn't turn up for hearings and depositions etc why are they even bothering. Give them to Kevin already let her see them under supervision but please the circus must end, yesterday.

19- Ahahaha, "don't taze me bro" is running through my head now. Thanks.

It looks like Britney needs a shave. I think all those drugs she is doing is turning her into the bearded lady..

Bullshit. She could dunk Jayden in hot caramel, and eat him like a candy apple and she'd still have a chance to get Sean-Preston back in the eyes of the retarded judge on this case. Seriously, what more would she have to do to fuck this up.

do what's truly "best for the kids" and keep them away from their whore train wreck of a mother.

/hates your kids

Sorry I've been gone all day, D. Richards. Did you miss me?

ONE MORE FREAKING CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!! come ob judge you could be more dumber she don't want them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just give them to capt.redneck so he could take care of them instade of the trainwreck used to be pop-star...britney::I am git one more chance to see my kids hey cleatus get the moonshine party ready.....the judge trainwreck

Can't she just stay home for a day?
Where is she going all the time? Every day? Stay home, Britney!! Stay home and get healthy!! Then go to your court thingy on Monday and sort this out!
*sigh* and this will fall on deaf ears

Ya know, she's actually _ugly_ these days! such a shame.

You guys have got to see this.......

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/video/2008/jan/10/polar.bear.cub.germany.zoo

28-matthew- I'm guessing you are Captain Redneck? Although, that might be too gracious.. you are certainly the captain of something......say, captain of the 2nd grade?

28 - "could be more dumber"

"More dumber;" hmmm.....I need to find the perfect comeback for that one but I can't. YOu DO know that when you add an "er" after an adjective it means it's extending the effect of the word to imply it is even more than it's initial meaning.

Holy United States educational system going to hell in a handbasket, Batman.

For the sake of those children, someone please lock her in a House of Mirrors type place that day so she's a guaranteed No Show........please!

VAL- I see your adorable cub and raise you a dancing dog!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PSAWbiWJclo

35 - DAMN, I can't see it. Frigging filters.

Ok, Whore, I'll see your dancing dog and raise you a talking dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tvwqTfES3o

poor brit... what happened w her nails?? she used to be my second idol when i was a child... so sad.

Damn...she's gotten so ugly, she actually belongs with a towelheaded sand nigga. If she gets any uglier and completely disregards hygiene, she'll be ready to become a lesbian.

Hey ANON #33 -

You might want to lay off the poking-fun-at-others-for-poor-grammar until you figure out that whole there's-no-apostrophe-in-"its"-when-used-as-a-possessive thing.

Britney please:
1. dump "boyfriend"
2. take parentling classes
4. get an alarm clock and Blackberry (to make your court dates)
5. get treatment
6. go to therapy
7. get a new lawyer
8. Call your mom
9. get a trainer
10. go on diet
11. get a stylist (for the love of God!!!)
12. order proactive
13. get rid of extensions
14. wax your eyebrows
15. get it together

GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

Love,
Your Life Coach

Those stubby sausage fingers are too disgusting for words.
They **LOOK ** like they smell like taliban ass.

Yes, yes... I messed up the count re-ordering the list. Sorry.

40- That was a total mistake. I know where an apostrophe belongs, so nyah!

This is a different dog, isn't it? The other one was a tan and black yorkie, this one's a white whatever. What happened to the other dog? Did it fall asleep in a bag of Cheetos, only to disappear down Britney's gullet? Alas, I see this one is no cleaner than the other. For the love of Jesus and all the saints in heaven, someone save the critters from Brit.

#20 Gil, well played!

Dear Britney:

#1: It is called a bra - there are even people trained to help you get one that fits properly - and they come in flesh tone so you can stop searing the poor publics cornea's;
#2: Nice whisker burn on the chin there - although it doesn't appear that Abul or whatever the hell his name is has a beard. Or a shadow of a beard so where the hell did THAT come from? The gardener???
#3: It is called SOAP. They even have it in gas station restrooms - PLEASE use some on that huge shiny-ass forehead! Hell, use it everywhere. You never look like you have actually bathed. And it's a sure bet by now that Lysol is not covering up the smell anymore.
and finally
#4: I truly - TRULY look forward to the pictures of you wigging out when the Commissioner finally does what any other self-respecting Family Law Judge would have already done, and gives the boys to Fed-Ex permanently and wipes the floor with your delusional ego!

~ There will be a HUGE party at my place to watch, drink and laugh~

Damn it! Someone already mentioned Batman. In any case, Comissioner Gordon needs to throw up the Bat Signal so Batman can come lay a beatdown on Britney.

Why are they even giving this wacko another chance wasn't her last over and done with.. give it a rest already if she wasn't a celebrity she would have all those chances. And chances are she's going to fuck it up again! When will these fudgers learn!

i hope she doesnt show, for the childrens sake.

i hope she doesnt show, for the childrens sake.

sad eyes

I don't think she'll show because she seems to be afraid she'll be institutionalized. I think she should be forcibly tested for drugs, then if positive put into a real medical drug-rehab, not some pampered spa 'rehab'. Then when she's detoxed from the drugs, put into an institution to reorient her to reality, AND teach her coping skills, parenting, and whatever other programs she needs to be a responsible and sane adult (is there a program that breaks the attention-whore syndrome?)

I think her nutty behavior might come from smoking/injecting cocaine, or maybe meth (I'm not current on drugs, so maybe it's something newer too). I think people that abuse either of those drugs usually lose a lot of weight, but we see the sugar/fat/fast-carbs she eats, so that might be what's keeping her weight fairly steady.

Help me if you can
It's just that this, this is not the way I'm wired
So could you please,

Help me understand why
You've given in to all these
Reckless dark desires

You're lying to yourself again
Suicidal imbecile
Think about it, put it on the faultline
What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you.

Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time
What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die

Medicated, drama queen, picture perfect, numb belligerence
Narcissistic, drama queen, craving fame and all its decadence

Lying through your teeth again
Suicidal imbecile
Think about it, put it on the fautline
What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Go with this, why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess, I don't wanna watch you...

Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time
What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die

They were right about you
They were right about you

Lying to my face again
Suicidal imbecile
Think about it put it on the fautline
What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this, why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess, come to this, come to this

Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet at a time
What's your hurry, everyone will have his day to die
If you choose to pull the trigger, should your drama prove sincere,
Do it somewhere far away from here

53 - YOu know what they are doing? Testing her for "illegal" drugs and she's coming up clean. See, the loophole there is that no one's counting the "legal" 'scrip drugs. Buncha double-talking hypocrites if you ask me.

"Oh, she's clean as clean can be. Now don't ask me about Oxy, Codeine, Perks, etc. because I have no comment." She could be carrying around a million milligrams of 'scrip drugs in her blood but they say she's 'clean" becasue she's not using street drugs.

Would her Indian name be Running Red Lights or Lost Golden Ticket? I think someone should decide because #34 hired a helicopter to drop her off at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

to 32-33 I am not capt.redneck is nickname for federline and also my misspells it is a result of my mental disabitly so sorry

So let me get this straight. She holds her kid hostage for 3 hours with a gun in the house, wigs out, goes to a mental institution, gets out 12 hours later, parties the weekend away in Mexico with some scumbag who is selling pictures of her to the press, and on Monday she gets yet another hearing because she failed to show up for the first 34. And that piece of shit blames her mental breakdown on the stress of not being able to see her kids. I am truly speechless at the patent disregard for these children, not only by their dirty lying whore of a mother, but by the California court system. Why is this being allowed to happen??

So Adnan is actually Mexican, A? Seems a little early for Ghalib to indroduce Britney to his family, but whatever.

Fuck.. How many more chances will Britney be allowed before the court finally just executes her?

It's okay Matthew- there are just lots of mean people on this site.

LUSH SPICE --- RIght on! And goddamn......did she get another dog. That pisses me off.

Hey 60, who the FUCK are you calling mean????? Kick yer ass, I tell you what..

Ha-Ha! #34, great comeback!

Wait, are you serious? Don't you ever apologize to any-fucking-people.

58 - lemme guess...because it's California. In NY that shit would not fly. (well, maybe it would; who's to say?)

Im so glad that everybody comenting has the right to judge someone because she has problems. Drug addiction and mental illness is not caused by being a spoiled rich kid. Try praying for her instead of bashing her. I love you brit, you just need help right now. God bless

Im a kind, liberal, and forgiving person and #65 even I say take the kids away from her. What gets to me about britney is not her drug and mental problems. No what disgusts me about her is her selfishness. Shes proved countless times that she loves herself more then anyone eles including her kids. I hope she gets help but you can not help anyone that does not want it. And she does not want to give what it takes to get her kids back, so if she is not willing to meet half way why the hell is the judge trying too still? >.<.

@65:

Are you sure your name is not Debbie Downer? Wah-wah..........

This site is for making fun of people, so why don't you send your get well card to her fan club then!

On #63, I was actually directing that comment at #57. Drugs. Go figure.

That poor dog needs to be groomed! It looks as ratty as she does!

65, for the sake of everyone on here, shut the fuck up.

doesn't she look completely wasted on something, or a few things, in the first picture? i was going to say "get your shit together" but this is a much better show.

I'm more concerned about that baby polar bear... its mother ate the rest!

I'm more concerned about that baby polar bear... it's mother ate the rest!

I'm more concerned about that baby polar bear... its mother ate the rest!

does her mouth seem more herpetic than normal? ughhhh crusty....... that poor girl....

well.. look at whitney houston and cortney love, THEY still have costudy of their children.. britney gets alot of pep, always, just for beeing britney

I don't think she has been grounded in any kind of reality for awhile now. She looks sad and tired and dirty in these pictures, and for a split second I can almost feel sorry for her. (And I also noticed the different dog... where's the Yorkie?!)

#8 - well said, well said.

#76 - the Yorkie got in the way while Britney was scarfing down a burger. It was ugly man, really ugly. May the poor little pooch rest in peace.

White people are stupid, fat and nasty

What is with people writing poetry on here lately? weird

and Why is britney wearing her grandmothers table cloth has a shirt.........

and why does someone get one last chance after having a family trying to put her in a mental institution and her holding her kids hostage with a gun somewheres in the house.

hmmmmmm USA, only country in the world where a guy like George Bush can get elected twice in a row and with the money from the oil companies backing him he could probably buy a 3rd election if they wanted him too.

USA USA USA, lol

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWEET mug.

#78- a tad better than looking like what I just dropped outta my ass

her mouth area has that look like she just.... well, it looks like she had a busy week

@ 41.................You forgot get spayed or at least that three year contraceptive shot !!!

& MY GOD.............SHE IS SO HIGH IN THOSE PICS !!!!!!! Guessing the day trip the Latina Pharmacia was good and productive !!

Fish...your killing me!!! Man o man...can this tragic tale of woe get any funnier? OH YEA!! Just watch and see. What kills me is this whole family is off their rockers!! I mean...I wouldn't want Dr. Phil within a thousand miles of me if I lost my marbles...but here is someone who ACTUALLY TRIED TO HELP...and the whole Spears-clan turned on him like a pack of starving wolves!

I can hardley wait until Monday! Manic Monday!

When exactly people started to hate B ? Gossip spreads so easily and who knew that well ? Her ex-PR and manager !!! It was strange that she fired him first time and he did not fight her in court. First she was happy with K-Fed but this was the time that hated started ? Why ? because all greedy handlers wanted to prove to her that she is nothing without them ! It is interesting to see wave of similar posts ..like a snow ball effect, like bunch of parrots repeating all over the same Why ? Because they are paid by ex-PR and ex-manager LR to spread hate. They have strategy. There is more to it But look whenever there is someone close to her that is not convinient to them they spread lies because they know how to flame others. That A guy might be good or not but smear campign will continue I call for all fans. Send emails only of supot, do not act crazy, do not be fanatic or obssesed Rmember how few months before she released Blackout there were posts that she is lazy, done , etc.. SHE PROVED THEM WRONG ! She did it and she will produce more great music. of course they could not stand that so they started another smear campign about her children. Very low punches. No matter what they do SHE is INCREDIBLE STRONG. Yes we see her coping with stress but look, can you do that ? I am sure all of us acted crazy at one point of time or other. But in her case everything is magnified. LR knew how to make her star and now he wants to destroy her because his ego cannot stand that she fired him He thought that he won, after she decided to divorce K, Yes, she was so down that he started to manipulate her again. Make puppet from her again But she rebelled against him and his ego cannot tolerate that. This is only one logical explanation of that craziness. All those greedy bastards could not make money of her because she did not wanted to perform anymore so they decided to make money by destroying her. Remember when she said when LR was standing close to her that her next album should be free, but her managers want money and Lary almost killed her with his eyes ? This is one of reason why she did not promote Blackout. Why bother so they could get more money from her ? STAY STRONG BRITNEY. YOU ARE MUCH BIGGER THEN THEM.

oh....Donna Summer summed it up...oh Last Chance, Last Chance, last chance tonight......

does her mouth seem more herpetic than normal? ughhhh crusty....... that poor girl....
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ProActiv, STAT!

This is CASE IN POINT PROOF that Tom Cruise shoulda shut the fuck up years ago about mental illness being made-up and medication not being the answer. Someone PLEASE show this sad, lost, manic, bi-polar, maniac how to open a bottle of Prozac, Zoloft, Welbutrin, etc... The chewable kind.

Luckily, I found one. That's brintey spears. seems she is finding her son a new father on "wealthybeauty.com" . It is a site for celebrities and millionaires to mingle. It's said Charlie Sheen has found her love
there last month.

Lets face it that's just not true, she will always screw up but will always be given more chances!

She looks coked out to me. Now, it might just be extreme stress, too much drinking, and fast food, but she needs to take better care of herself.

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I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

"I'm happy that Britney and Adnan are still together! They make a gorgeous couple. I think it's a new beginning for her! Go Brit-Brit!!!"

Right.

Well, Britney's life seems to be at stake. Extreme conditions demand extreme responses... I'd be more than happy to take a bamboo cane to her crazy ass. Come on, people! This situation is serious... her life is as stake!!! =D