Jan 14 2008Britney Spears does a bunch of crazy stuff

Britney Spears demonstrated this weekend that the crazy train is at full throttle. She wore the top of her wedding dress while car shopping with Adnan Ghalib. Then she was spotted at an L.A. mall looking super classy (above). On top of that, it’s reported that Britney has a master plan to get her kids back: Fake her own death. News of the World reports:

"She's been discussing all these wacky plans to reinvent her life and convince the courts she is a good mother. She has discussed in depth a fake death, moving abroad and even plastic surgery. It is scary to hear her romanticise about these insane plans.
"She believes she could spend six months away and make a comeback as Britney the world's best mother."

Britney is also looking to take her relationship with Adnan to the next level. In fact, she’s even learning his language, according to The Sun:

Britney — who has started talking in a strange British accent — is said to be keen to marry Ghalib after a whirlwind two-week romance.

Britney Spears probably thinks she’ll show up in court today and wow the judge with her new British accent: “Right-o, judge, me speaking like them smart people. I am, I am.” At that point, I think the judge has legal grounds to give Britney the death sentence. Then he'll chomp down on a cigar and say "Fake this, fool." Did I mention the judge is also Mr. T?

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Yeah, what else is new?

We're kind of aware that Britney is fucking nuts.

British Accent... So new and original Madonn... I mean Britney....

At this point I am willing to help her "fake" her death. Whoops, those were real bullets.

I saw she had a personal blog on interracialchatting.com with her hot pictures and blogs, a private site for diversely ethnic singles. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.


... and the thing I like most about her::: Never drinks diet soda! Always the hardcore sugar loaded drinks. You would think she 'might' want to give her ass a break?

I want the guy's Iron Maiden t-shirt.

Jesus. I wish she'd just become An Hero.

Who has the pool for Britney's court appearance? I am in for $10 that she will not show up at all

the girl needs help! she needs to find a man that will take care of her 2 the point where she doesn't have to leave the house for any circumstance,

Who is that guy she's with all the time now?

#10, where can I find one of those?

WHAT IS IT WITH THE NASTY ASS BOOTS EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER????

I feel bad for her. If she had a cup, I'd put a quarter in it.

Seriously she needs help...not the Dr. Phil kind, but like from a licensed, real psychologist who actually studied and knows psychology and has actually helped people out before.

YO! - #5 - Learn how to spell Michael you dumbass spambot.

Love the stained purple t-shirt, $5 red lipstick and rain boots in the last pic.

Wait, I thought she dumped that guy? Or was it all a scheme for cash?

WTF?


Any volunteers to help her "fake" her own death? Anyone? I understand the judge will let all helpers off with a heartfelt, remorseful "Oops" if it goes awry under the Good Samaritan laws...

I like that she's shifted from $6 Starbucks frapps to $1.29 Dr. Pepper.

Hey micheal:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405


Just Mr T? Think what could be done with the whole A Team!

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Okay, yeah, we all know Brittney's INSANE. I've got $10 she doesn't show, but if she does oh pleaseohpleaseohplease GOD let her do something totally nuts like speaking entirely in a British accent and throwing her own poop at the judge. I need my daily dose of entertainment.

Oh, and it doesn't show it in these pictures, but look at HOW FREAKING WEIRD her nipples are in pics from the same day. http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=83841&in_page_id=7

Either she put the fake nipples on wrong that day, or she has a serious boob problem.

She just needs a real good ass kicking. And while she's thinking about how much her ass really hurts, maybe she'll even look into a MIRROR and notice that the girl in there that likes to wear her shitty clothes really is her, although I must admit, the red top looks fine and I'd even accept the Daisy Dukes but the rest needs to go. Face, hair and boots.

Ish.

Who's that brain-dead looking fuck standing behind her in pic #1? And #10, how hard would it have been to spell out the word "to" instead of substituting a number? A single extra key-stroke is all it takes. Using numbers instead of words makes you appear lazy, especially since you took the time to spell out the rest of your statement.

Is it Friday yet?

YAWN!! next....

I really think she looked hot in her wedding dress.
I wonder if she was wearing pretty panties under her wedding gown or was her pussy all naked and exposed????????

pic#1...is britney growing a 'stache? yuck.

Fake her death?! Britney wants to fake her own death? Jesus.. I'm so saddened; why can't Britney just, fucking kill herself forreal? What's with the faking? Fake death doesn't sell, honey. Go for the big sleep. That cold, and endless dark night.

What is the most appropriate way for Britney to go? Huhm. Drowning: well, that's not epic enough. Burned alive: sounds cool, but there's the possibility that Britney could be completely destroyed. Beaten to death by a group of fraternity idiots: close, but those guys are only good for date-rape.

I've got it! Stampede! Stampedes are fun and they're brutal. The body will be demolished, yet recognizable (short-shorts). And think about it, you'll be immortalized as the only popstar in history to be flattened by a mass of running animals. You'll live forever, Britney. Now, hey, champ, go out there, and, show 'em what ya' got.

How crazy does someone have to act before they are involuntarily committed? No, really, I'm asking. Anyone out there with real-world professional experience in the mental health field who can answer this question? Because this bitch (Britney) is gonna kill someone. One of her kids, an innocent bystander. It would be tempting to dream that she'd accidentally kill herself, but it never happens that way. The really fucking crazy ones (or clinically stupid, I'm still on the fence about whether she actually is definitively crazy) never kill themselves, they kill others.

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shampoo
water
soap
hair dryer
base
clear gloss
tide to go pen
bra
flip flops

STAT!

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So even her death is going to be "lip-synched"?
Seems like nothing about this fucking cunt is real. Nothing.
Her actual handlers must be very proud of their creation.
Say hi to soddombuttfuck-whatever his name is in Switzerland, cunt.

August 12th, 2008 11 PM: Britney dead
August 12th, 2008 11:45 PM: JLynn's baby born
Vegas, start odds-making.

This Adnan character makes Xtina's hubby look like fucking Brad Pitt...

Who comes up with this crap? The Sun pulls new stories out of a hat about Britney.

And according to People it was her wedding skirt she wore yet has anyone got any photos?

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

YA SUPER YOU FORGOT TO POST PICS OF BRIT THE CRAZY OUT AND ABOUT WITH HER BOYFRIEND THE ENEMY MR. PAPARAZZO WEARING HER OLD WEDDING DRESS FORM HER NUPTUALS TO K-FUCK.


CHOOO CHOOO THE TRAIN IS PULLING OUT OF THE STATION...
GET ON BOARD!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20171479,00.html

Guy,
Look on an up-to-date web page and you'll see the pics of her in her wedding gown.
The Fish is always a couple of days behind and a dollar short.

Fucking retards who wear uggs with summer clothes (like short shorts and mini skirts) UGGS ARE FO COLD WEATHER YOU SHELTERED BRAINLESS FUCKING PIECES OF SUN FRIED SHIT TRASH.

This beeotch fell off the crazy tree, hit every branch on the way down, then climbed up to the top, beating her chest, screaming IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT... right before jumping again.

Car shopping?How about buying a donkey?It will bring both of them anywhere as well and the battery never runs empty.

notify me when she's dead.

Can someone please tell this stupid 26 year bitch that she is IN FACT 26 and that she's a mother of two...well that's a stretch...but she IS 26. She's dressed like some skanky 15 year old at the local Wal-Mart. And why can't she stay the fuck home? She has two mansions yet she spends most of her time in convenience stores and gas stations. What a twat.

It's a bit predictable this all.I'm almost wondering what Nicky Hilton is doing lately.

Brit's looking more and more like a bad Christina Ricci movie with every passing day! Next thing we know, Britney will be chained up in some dude's trailer, moaning for the snake...

You can take the girl out of the trailer. But you can't take the trailer out of the girl.

hehhehe #45 <3

Hey #20,
I hope your info is accurate because that place is right nown the street from my house and I am seriously considering going moltov cocktail on that address.

Britney is one smart Louisiana swamp rat. Faking one's death to gain custody of the children sure seems much easier than actually attending scheduled court ordered deposition.

Oooo, going to the mall?! She must be crazy!

Good Grief! I went to X17 website and they have photos of nitwit in her mini wedding dress and skanky dirty hair... yeesh!

I hope this smelly fucking turbanhead catches a disease from Brit and he begins to spread it throughout the raghead community!

So whats his face speaks crazy and she is learning English..... WOW... Oh Wait .....................tally HO Brit Brit !!

OH now I get it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE keeps tell her to get into the boot..... and she thinks he meant footware.


He says lets SHAG and she takes him to Wallgreens for Nair

He says he needs a FAG and she takes him to the Ken Pave Salon

Let's see the pap guy is British, no that can't be because he looks like a terrorist, so he must be speaking with a fake British accent, well, then Britney is not so nuts copying his fake accent because she will have a fake accent, too.

Weirdos.

is that a design, or has she spilled something down the front of her purple T? The huge sunglasses are taking a toll on her ears, they are bowing out from the continually applied downward pressure.

Nothing surprises me with that girl anymore. I suspect she'll fake her own death and come back after a couple months claiming that she is Marilyn Monroe is Britney Spear's body?! "Uh huh it's true ya'll!!" She's skanky

I guess she is so crazy that she has forgotten what bra's and panties are for...

Officially declared Brain dead

Jup, you guessed it by now, Only Birtney' s body's metabolic processes are currently working, irreversible cessation of total function of the brain....

What a pity....


If it weren't for the fact she's probably caught Limey's Disease from the guy.I'd so hit her crazy ass.


I asked Santa for my very own trainwreck / slut for Christmas. He told me Britney and her sister were both busy. So I asked again....he told me Paris and HER sister were busy also, But he might be able to hook me up with a boozer and loser trainwreck slut named Lindsay Lohan ... Fine by me...I got no trouble bangin a trainwreck of a slut if she's drunk .... Hey .... It's good enough for "Adrian" , it's good enough for me

Well of course she can make a comeback. Do you people remember how outrageously HOT she used to be? It was her who used to look like that, you people seem to have forgotten about it and think the nowadays Britney is a different person, but she's the same as that insanely hot girl the whole world lusted for that she used to be. She was the hottest celebrity that there has ever been. It's her, damn, if she used to look like that, she can look like that again.
No one would care about her parenting if she looked again the way she used to, people would be too busy talking about her hotness to care about her parenting stuff. I don't think she's a bad mother, and all the people who criticize her and call her a bad mom should look at themselves because they are for sure a million times worse parents than she is, and they don't have the right to judge someone else's parenting skills just because the media says this or that about her.
The media has totally destroyed this girl, they should leave her alone. You people call her 'crazy' and criticize her, but how would you react if the whole world was looking at you 24/7 and criticizing and judging your every move and every breath you take? You probably would have killed yourselves already, so she copes with it pretty well.

Could we all have a bit of a whip round for poor Ms Bee. It seems that with all of her difficulties, she can't afford a full bottle of nail polish and has to revert to a little dab on each finger nail - for economy. If we all chip in - say 24¢, perhaps she can get a full bottle in her favourite colour - say fire engine purple - I hear it's hot this year?

# 54 you are a twat. He's easily British Asian. So I'll say this in terms you'll understand... "He aint got no fake accent. He done got a real one! Well, I'll be." Stupid wank. I mean, yank.

To leave the girl alone:

I think I speak for everybody when I say that you are a total fucking moron and should be severely beaten. Fuck off.

I <3 Britney. Lohan and Hilton are just standing in her wake. What is really funny is how much older Adnan is going to look in a few weeks.

Is that pubic hair on his face?

Take a look at the two pictures of them at the top of the escalator. In the lower left, you can see the reflection of America's face.

que paso con esa calidad en las fotos... todas pixeleadas

she's my style icon.
love, love...LOVE hos boots!!!

hot stuff :o)

That guy is like a bull keeping everybody away from his cow.... cash.

Go #20!!!!! Nicely done.

And Michael, I can't say it any better than #20, so I'll just say you are an idiot and leave it at that. Get a life...please.

And I think it might be TMZ that has footage of Brit yelling at the paps in her British accent....it's hysterical.

Britney is my favorite. I support her forever. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site called W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m last week. It seems she is seeking true love on that site now.

Six months away is actually a great idea.

Hey bigfan:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405


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