Jan 31 2008Britney Spears accuses mom of sleeping with boyfriend

haahahhaahaha, grossssss

Would it really surprise anyone?

Now that's just wrong. I wonder if she finished her "How to Parent" book yet.

Who would have thought the lyrics to one of the worst songs ever recorded would turn out to be so prophetic:

U drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited
My mom fucked my pap

(Ok so I made the last line up.)

Sleep with that thing? No Lynne is smarter than that. She knows he'd sell her bed farts to goldenpalace.com & she's the only one who's suppose to whore off Brit.

Lynne Spears slept with my 4th cousin twice removed....the whore!

Explains the chins of the men in her life.

Oh please please please let this be true.

10 laxatives a day? I'd hate to be a clerk in one of the convenience stores she always stopped in to use the bathroom (now it makes sense). A toilet full of foaming diarrhea topped by a clot of bloody semen. And you know she never flushes.

I just noticed that the two Osama's in her life both sport the same chin vag patch. Scarey!!

I just noticed that the two Osama's in her life both sport the same chin vag patch. Scarey!!

Shit. Adnan's got a ten pound muslim cock that never deflates and he doesn't wear a 'rubber'; his condoms are made of sheep intestines - very sensitive for the ladies, hmm-hmm.

All the bitches want a piece of that guy. He's irresistable (Drugs them).

Look, nobody gives a shit anymore except the paparazzi and TMZ.

WTF is so fascinating about a has been, redneck lip syncher with mental problems?

When this bitch is dead, is the paprazzi going to stand around taking photos of her grave yelling "Britney!"?

Jesus.........

Rant over;......

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#8 ohmygod. EWWWW!

Yes, it's terrible to be abusing drugs and living an out-of-control life when you're a parent of young kids. Unless you died - an then, it's worthy of respect. Almost noble.

#8! Never flushes! Nice. Ha-Ha.

I hear that Britney visits Waterymillionairefeces.com. It's a site dedicated to scatological fetishes.

britney looks so cute in that pic with her mom.

"A Clot of Bloody Semen" is now my favorite band name.

Are the doctors sure she is bi-polar? I mean she always seems up and never down. It seems to me she is schizophrenic:

Psychiatry. Also called dementia praecox. a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations.
2. a state characterized by the coexistence of contradictory or incompatible elements.

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[Origin: 1910–15; schizo- + -phrenia]

Look at that woman on the right! She looks like she just got stuck with a hot poker!

Laxatives and Adderall. Talk about having the turbo squirts.

These fuckers should never have been let out of their trailer park. They should have just ordered Osama from a mail order catalog.

#8-That was fantastic. Ha!

#12 and all others that are "sick of hearing and reading about Britney"-Stop visiting this site. For the last couple of months that I've been reading the superficial, 3 out of 4 stories are about her...what makes you think that your comments are going to change that? It's nobody's fault that she's fucking CRAZY and keeps making hilarious things happen after she calls the paps. Shut the fuck up and go somewhere else.

Ok, I'm done...I'm still waiting for FRIST and LadyJane to comment though...where are you? I'm sad without the hilarity of your comments.

Well we knew she wasn't abusing Clearasil.

And somewhere in America, Jerry Springer began praying to land the interview.

#8, awesome.

She was using laxatives to purge because she heard that vomiting makes your skin and hair look bad.

I just wanna know whats with the boots. Is that the sign you've gone over the edge? When you wear ugly "cowboy" boots everywhere?

Cause if it is, that means I'm super sane. Like Chuck Noris sane.
Cause Chuck Noris would never Lock himself in his bedroom with his kids.
He would pick up the cop car and throw it on top of the papparazzi, and yell. I'm Chuck Noris Bitch!

mcwienerpills... lol

8: nasty but hilarious!

what the hell are we going to do if britney gets better???

Okay...
Getting laughed at by the entire country while "performing"-- Nope.
Getting a divorce- No.
Losing your babies-- Nahhh.
Losing all rights to them... Not Yet.

BUT THE THOUGHT OF MOMMA FUCKING ADNAN PUSSYCHIN WILL CAUSE HER TO GO TO THE LOONEY BIN. Aahhhhhhhhhhahahahah

#27-not funny. Not even a little. I think that pissed me off actually. Who mentions Chuck Norris when talking about Britney Spears. That's just dumb. And so are you. Weren't you insulting people on the comment board of the Heath story? Got tired of being called salty or shitty? Your jokes were lame there and they're lame here. Please...go drown yourself in Britney's diarrhea now.

"Fucked my boyfriend"?

I mean, let's be serious people, she could be referring to half of LA... she might wanna be a bit more specific.

Ooooooh Rich, I didn't think of that.... maybe Momma was fucking that gonad Sam ooooh or maybe Mom's been tapping K-Fed!

The mind boggles really!

Is it just me, but now that I know puss fuzz takes male enhancements, I wanna have a peak at his manly bits like mad.

@27 You sir are on FI YAH. What is up with the boots anyway? Good catch, she's always wearing them - it's crazy! Hey check out her boyfriend, what is up with that beard? Right, am I right?

I did not have sex with that woman.

#8
If she didn't flush, one of those gas station clerks would've scooped out that latte clotted corn laden hershey squirt into a jar and sold it on ebay.

I wouldn't buy it though.. I'm waiting for her brown boots to go on sale.

isn't the subtitle of this website" because you're ugly"? at this point, shouldn't britney be reading useless articles about us?

#36-----
Yeessshhh!!!!

#36-----
Yeessshhh!!!!

That's just awesome. At this point, is there anything you could possibly hear about Britney, no matter how absurd or crazy, and say "No! No way!"? Nope. She has entered the Tyson Zone.

That guy must really love those new pants. Or he changes jackets several times a day maybe.

Thank you. I don't feel so bad about going out and screwing that 20 year old I've been eyeing.. Maaaaaaaaaaaan, I'm fucking excited!! woo hoo!!

Don't judge me.

I can't say I blame her mom

I mean, look at him

She is only a woman

I can't even imagine the 1000's of Yo Mama jokes her poor kids are going to have to hear growing up.

Hey Jayden, yo mam's so crazy, Tom Cruise told her to calm down

Hey Sean yo mam's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

just a sampler....

D. Richards (Chef.) - thanks for the assist, but alas you're fucking wrong. It's pretty common knowledge that only Asian men - with their average 3.6" dicks - have smaller cocks than Muslims. We sit around the campfire & jerk each other off, when we're not busy fucking goats & pigs, that is. (Now do you all understand why I'm sticking it Sowwy Spears, she's just like the pigs I know from the mountains of Afghanistan.)

P.S. Mommy Spears was horrible in bed. She just laid there, chain smoking & eating bon bons, reading a People magazine, while I was trying to get hard. When she started squealing like a pig I finally got hard.

#43 What's that you just said????!!!!!!

#45 Yawn..........man I've read text books that were less boring. Probably took you all day to type that shit, didn't it?

Mom of the year!

What a mother fucker!!!

I'm all about Adnan, btw, mmm yeah. The pinky ring, the 3 jackets, that retarded hat... ooo the flavor saver that continues to run right down his neck and stomach and merges with the happy trail... He has it waxed and shaped monthly. Yum.

For real...I'm done caring. Enough already.

For real...I'm done caring. Enough already.

@30 I have no idea who you're talking about. But I haven't made any jokes on the Heath stuff. Nice though. That would be a way to die. At least I'd get my 15 mins of fame. You'd be jealous too wouldn't you?

I so hope this is true. And the only thing to make it better would be if it was Justin Timberlake!!!!!! JT was a cougar hunter before it was kewl.

Fuck this dune koon terrorist!!!

Well, her mom put her in show business, and now she pays the price.

Fuck this dune koon terrorist!!!

Fuck this dune koon terrorist!!!

So is the pube-patch on his chin Britney's or her mom's? The saga continues...

the laxatives only confirm it's a dirty sanchez on adnan's face from cunnilingus on brit. and that sam gets leftovers.

I just found a bigger idiot than Brtiney.

#27.

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i love the way you all can talk shit, but don't get sarcasm. It warms the heart. Really.

Who in the fuck are these Arabs...or Turks or what-ever-the-fuck-they-are anyway? Fucking illegal aliens I bet...with terrorism on their minds I say.

Sick Dick Cheney & his shot-gun on them!

So that's why she's looking slimmer these days - she's been shittin it all out before she could pile on more pounds!

hit me baby... one more time : )

if you take a lot of narcotic painkillers...

...you have to take laxatives

it's like a balance : )

HA!
Even the old toothless broad to the right is thinking..."Eh, I've had better"

Actually I heard from a good source that Lynne is sleeping with K-Fed. Ewwwww!

#45? You know how I know that muslims have huge cocks, and even bigger balls? And no it's not because I've blown a couple of 'em.

Suicide belts! It takes a huge set of balls, and a dick, to detonate a belt, adorned with explosives, spreading your limbs; turning your torso in to mist and killing innocent bystanders; women, children, everybody. No shit. Big balls.

Did I ever mention how much I hate black people? I do, I hate their guts.

Does anyone else notice that Britney has herpes on the side of her chin, right where both her lips meet? Thats herpes for sure!!!! I went to school with a girl who had the same breakout, in that same spot and it was herpes!!! YUK!!!! Federline really fucked her up!!!

I'm telling you dude is scoring big-time because of that trim on his chin - I already started growing mine. I draw the line at banging out of control has been poptarts freaky mothers though - unless they've got good weed.

Britney should not trust this guy. he is playful.I have seen his photo on a
celebrity and millionaire dating site named "Searching Millionaire dot com".Seems he is a certified millionaire there.

whats with the weird half -not really goatie thingy on the pap guy's chin?! always wondered that since i first saw his picture. seriously..

ALL THE dum freaks Adnan is a Pakistani....morons get your stories right