Jan 22 2008UPDATE: Amy Winehouse caught on video smoking crack
Amy Winehouse is caught on video after smoking crack and admittedly taking six valium. The video was recorded Friday and released today by The Sun. Definitely scope it out. It shows Amy getting her crack on then crawling around barefoot on broken glass trying to find her cat. She’s heard saying:
“If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.”
Because apparently to Amy Winehouse, Toys R Us is an appropriate place to smoke crack and leave broken glass lying around. I’ve been saying this for years, but it’s nice to hear someone else say it for once.
Fun Fact: Amy Winehouse once punched through a tank to get a McDonald’s caramel sundae. Also, yes, she is indeed sniffing her cleavage and then grimacing in the last two photos.
UPDATE: Amy Winehouse checked herself into rehab today, according to The Sun.
UPDATE: People reports Amy Winehouse is not in rehab. She was just seeing her regular physician.
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Reader Comments
1. f - January 22, 2008 12:40 PM
third!
2. Gerald_Tarrant - January 22, 2008 12:41 PM
Thank God, finally. This exposes the truth. No one would ever believe Wino was a crack head without this video. Also, I have video of the sun rising this morning in case anyone doesn't believe that it did.
3. amaia - January 22, 2008 12:41 PM
lol, crack like the poor people!
4. grrr - January 22, 2008 12:41 PM
who cares fucking druggie
5. DogNose - January 22, 2008 12:43 PM
She needs more eye makeup
6. Tara - January 22, 2008 12:45 PM
This girl is disgusting, utterly disgusting. She has one of the fugliest faces I've ever seen in my life, and she looks like she smells. Fucking trainwreck -- I feel bad because she's spiralling out of control and needs help.
7. JustBuzzed - January 22, 2008 12:49 PM
You can't lose as much weight as she has and still function unless your running purely on crack or cocaine. She's a living skeleton. Should have gone to rehab after all.
http://theunsoberlife.com
8. tred - January 22, 2008 12:49 PM
Damn...This chick knows how to party.
9. LL - January 22, 2008 12:49 PM
Has anyone considered that maybe Wino and Britney have changed bodies? You know, like in those shitty movies where people trade bodies? Maybe that's why Britney started talking in that effed up "accent" and Wino is now blonde. Admittedly, there's not much difference between the two now, but maybe a wacky movie can be salvaged from it. British nutjob trades bodies with a white trash American nutjob, hilarity, bad hair and filth ensue.
I am totally willing to cross the picket line to pen this major motion picture event. Disney, MTV, whoever, call me.
10. IKE - January 22, 2008 12:51 PM
Again I say...
This is BILLIE HOLIDAY all over again.
She needs help before she's dead.
11. deaconjones - January 22, 2008 12:52 PM
First you sucking pathetic losers.
12. deaconjones - January 22, 2008 12:53 PM
This bitch needs to chill
Just buy a huge bag of weed, blaze, and play Call of Duty on PS3. If I had millions Id be playing multiplayer for 14 hours a day
13. blp - January 22, 2008 12:54 PM
She needs a permanent bag on that head, no one should have to look at that.
14. Jimbo - January 22, 2008 12:56 PM
I know I have said this before, but this is the uglist fucking bitch I have ever seen..
15. Ript1&0 - January 22, 2008 12:56 PM
I would not suggest crack smoking. You're gonna need to just trust me on this one.
16. deaconjones - January 22, 2008 12:58 PM
dammit. Thumb up my butt. Thumb up my butt.
17. woodhorse - January 22, 2008 12:58 PM
Damn, the copy on Amy Winehouse justs writes itself, eh Fish? Between Amy and Britney, you'll never have to work for a living.
18. Guru Rawam - January 22, 2008 1:01 PM
She gives crack addicts a bad name
19. p0nk - January 22, 2008 1:01 PM
that's a grimace in the last pic? she must grimace a lot because her face always looks like that.
20. The Beer Baron - January 22, 2008 1:03 PM
Is that Dame Edna?
21. Web-head - January 22, 2008 1:04 PM
Kinda reminds me of my ex, heh.
22. Ted from LA - January 22, 2008 1:04 PM
I think she needs counseling from Britney or Dr. Phil. She looks fit and trim. In a Grim Reaper sort of way...
23. aja - January 22, 2008 1:05 PM
# 11 - you retard!!!
24. want meds - January 22, 2008 1:06 PM
she has a cat? for some reason, this one tidbit is far more unbelievable than anything else she's supposedly done. but a pet? screams of domesticity--which Amy doesn't. i think she just screams.
apparently for her cat.
25. Jimbo - January 22, 2008 1:06 PM
@20, I would do Dame Edna before I would do Amy
26. COCO - January 22, 2008 1:08 PM
very funny. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com last week.
27. D. Richards (Whee.) - January 22, 2008 1:10 PM
That poor driver. He signs up for more hours of chauffeuring because he lives alone and hates himself. His thoughts are macabre, and terrifying; he hates to be alone; he panics. The stillness of his little flat forces him out. There's no view other than a filthy alley and the people above him scream, and flush the toilet twenty-four hours a day.
He works and works, and then he gets assigned to be Amy Winehouse's personal driver. He thinks this may be kind of fun but, instead, becomes addicted to Crack after second hand huffing Amy's blow-out day in, and day out.
28. Cletus Kassidy - January 22, 2008 1:10 PM
Reminds me of my ex. ..heh.
29. Natalie - January 22, 2008 1:12 PM
i cant find the video.. where can i watch it?
30. Jimbo - January 22, 2008 1:13 PM
@26 Hey Coco, I saw your profile on the Darwin awards. When are you going to die?
31. The Office Whore - January 22, 2008 1:13 PM
This is completely unbelievable. Crack heads don't eat ice cream....do they?
hi p0nk!
32. Chauncey Gardner - January 22, 2008 1:15 PM
"PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
33. The Beer Baron - January 22, 2008 1:15 PM
@25-I wouldn't even do her with Bea Arthur's dick.
34. Riotboy - January 22, 2008 1:20 PM
That's a man baby!
/obligatory
35. Cap'n Pickles - January 22, 2008 1:23 PM
A REAL ROCK STAR! That's what Daddy likes to see. Fill yourself with drugs until you're found dead, drowned in a puddle of your own sick. Party and die young, before you become too old and irrevelant, and your legend lives on. Christ. Look at Rod Stewart and David Bowie. Laughable old farts.
36. cap'n pickles - January 22, 2008 1:27 PM
@9. How 'bout "Fucktard Friday".
37. tiredof amy winohouse - January 22, 2008 1:27 PM
what is your sick obsession with this dirty crack whore, can't you post more bikini photos of Jennifer Love Hugetits instead?? I would love to see a fat chick in a bikini than this skanky crack whore.
38. PunkA - January 22, 2008 1:28 PM
She is plain old nasty. I mean, wow. how unattractive. Not even sure why she is considered a talent. Looks like a waster to me.
39. Riotboy - January 22, 2008 1:28 PM
Bowie is not a laughable old fart he's from space.
/god is an American
40. Lacy - January 22, 2008 1:29 PM
Sick....just plain sick...
41. Kiwi - January 22, 2008 1:30 PM
Video is here: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article710911.ece
42. The Office Whore - January 22, 2008 1:44 PM
The Labyrinth. A fucking GREAT movie!
Well, captain mentioned Bowie........
43. RichPort - January 22, 2008 1:48 PM
Amy Winehouse is to a healthy lifestyle what George W Bush is to peace mongering.
44. Donkey Ass - January 22, 2008 1:51 PM
She's dead within a year.
45. whitney - January 22, 2008 1:52 PM
Crack is whack!
46. TheSuperfish is an idiot - January 22, 2008 1:54 PM
Superficial, I love the website... but for the love of God could you PLEASE stop posting about Amy Winehouse. For fuck's sake NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER. We are all tired of seeing her so is so fucking filthy looking and she's a nobody. You are going to lose supporters if you don't stop posting shitty Amy Winehouse blogs. I kinda think you have a thing for her, she's on here EVERY FUCKING DAY. Seriously, you could be the big times superficial... but not doing these shitty posts. You are an amateur and you blow right now.
47. fergernauster - January 22, 2008 1:54 PM
Amy seems like an assertive girl.
Good for her!
48. M - January 22, 2008 2:04 PM
Wow! Like watching an apple fall from a tree - you always knew it happened but you never really witnessed it. Fascinating! I can die happy now.
49. Wish I could but I can't - January 22, 2008 2:14 PM
15 - I'm with you ript.
I would not trade places with her, not even for a second, not a nanosecond, not....well....maybe in that split second when she hit's it.....nah, nah....not even for that. Nothing there but long, drawn out, never-apprearing-at-the-right-time death.
50. El-COyote - January 22, 2008 2:23 PM
Smoke that glass dick Amy... Be seeing you in my dead pool by March....
51. FreeJose - January 22, 2008 2:31 PM
Jesus. She makes Britney look like Reese Witherspoon. I agree with #44 - dead in a year, tops.
52. FRIST!!! - January 22, 2008 2:38 PM
OMG that caramel sundae looks good!!!!!!!
53. Auntie Kryst - January 22, 2008 3:08 PM
@52 I agree Frist, it looks tasty. I love Amy's expression too as she grabs for the sundae. I just have to applaud good crazy, and that's just fuckin' fist class crazy. Cheers to skanky limey jew girl, right on!
54. Danklin24 - January 22, 2008 3:16 PM
God she is so hot. I'd love to fuck the hell out of this chick..
Wait sorry, i thought this was the chick from that One day at a time show..you know, Eddie Van Halen's ex.
55. Two Dogs Fucking - January 22, 2008 3:16 PM
Not in rehab, Hurray!!! Don't fight it, just die!
56. havoc - January 22, 2008 3:25 PM
She went to rehab?
I thought she said "No, no, no".......
.
57. FRIST!!! - January 22, 2008 3:30 PM
Rehab??? Oh, no rehab...
Oh well, rehab's for quitters..
58. RENEE... - January 22, 2008 3:32 PM
Everytime I see her I think Janis Joplin, she's gonna go down like Janis Joplin. Oh yeah, and I also think... holy crap thats the ugliest chick I've ever seen. I swear Amy has something tucked in her undies...are we so sure she's not a hermaphrodite?
59. somebody - January 22, 2008 3:42 PM
She went to my school, such a nice little girl - how did she end up an estate chav?
60. LL - January 22, 2008 3:57 PM
Let me know when they get video of her NOT smoking/swallowing/inhaling something. That would be more newsworthy.
And I thought she made it clear: She's NOT going to rehab.
She's a good singer. Too bad she's determined to fuck up whatever success she has. Kinda like Britney.
Again, the coincidence seems a little TOO coincidental...
61. p0nk - January 22, 2008 3:59 PM
54.. wtf? she looks more like Eddie VanHalen then Valerie Bertonelli.
62. sportsdvl - January 22, 2008 4:10 PM
I feel for the poor papz who follow this bitch around. Can you imagine "intentionally" wanting to look at this ugly skank? At least the papz following Britney get flashed some cooter every once in a while. If someone saw Amy's pussy they might have to gouge their eyes out!
63. yuck - January 22, 2008 4:15 PM
#62 please dont give Winehouse any ideas the last thing we need are pics of her patch!
64. Angie - January 22, 2008 4:19 PM
#62 please don't give this girl any ideas the last thing we need are pics of her patch--then we'd all be smoking crack .......
65. Laughin' - January 22, 2008 4:23 PM
what she was saying is so incoherent it doesnt make any sense.....just like her music
66. Mr.Poon - January 22, 2008 4:25 PM
I hope she's in rehab, more drugs for the rest of us. You know rock wouldn't be so addictive if it didn't taste so damn good.
67. No Sick Way - January 22, 2008 4:28 PM
For the love of Jesus why is her hairline all over her forehead....
68. FCS - January 22, 2008 4:28 PM
It's called a slow news day people. What do u want more pics of Lohan shopping? I'll take Cracky McCrackstien over that any time.
69. havoc - January 22, 2008 4:28 PM
In that last photo she looks like Bette Midler's corpse......
gah......
.
70. D. Richards - January 22, 2008 4:37 PM
#69. That is not nice. Amy Winehouse looks like Bette Midler's corpse. Tisk.
I'm sure Bette's dead body would look better than that. More alive, I mean.
71. Zim - January 22, 2008 4:53 PM
Of course she's seeing her regular doc, he's got the Fentanyl.
72. BaldAsBritney - January 22, 2008 4:54 PM
For future reference Crackhead is one word, not two.
Crack whore on the other hand...
73. whatever - January 22, 2008 4:54 PM
PS. Heath Ledger is dead. Let's see how long it will take Fish to realize this.
74. whatever - January 22, 2008 4:57 PM
PS. Heath Ledger is dead. Let's see how long it will take Fish to realize this.
75. HeeBee - January 22, 2008 5:17 PM
If I was a Jew, I'd be ashamed.
But I'm not so I just laugh my ass off. Winehousecohengoldsilverburgstein is a mess.
76. IKE - January 22, 2008 5:57 PM
Amy Winehouse does COCAINE, ECSTASY, and CRACK.....wanders around aimlessly and is fine.
Heath Ledger takes too many sleeping pills and dies.
Odd. Truly odd.
77. Lowlands - January 22, 2008 5:58 PM
For once The Sun is quite is right that she's being surrounded by junkies and parasites.One of them is currently in jail.
78. Oprah's gorilla Butthole - January 22, 2008 6:58 PM
she looks like my 90 year old jewish godmother "Dolores". Sheesh!
79. Real Chad - January 22, 2008 7:11 PM
Not suprising in the least. By her looks, I'm guessing she does meth also. Not a fan of her music, so really everything about her is just noise to me.
80. Thsy - January 22, 2008 7:32 PM
WiNnaR :/
81. meanmofo - January 22, 2008 7:37 PM
Dat's one ugly bitch!! Hachachachacha!!!
82. makemepuke - January 22, 2008 8:09 PM
"Give me my fwuckin caramel sundae you fwuckin batar" thats my fwuckin , fwuckin sundae you bastad, GIVE IT FKIN HARE!"
83. korina_jebediah - January 22, 2008 8:27 PM
That's not a caramel sundae..
it is:
A)The last amount of fat she took off from her body.
B)Her pupu exam she's delivering making use of the Rehab drive-thru.
C)She's giving away the parfait after spitting on it all over cause they forgot(again) the extra crack with chunky pieces of valium.Just like mommy likes it.
84. IWONKY - January 22, 2008 10:36 PM
Heath is dead...but this bitch is still alive??????
85. zuzuspetals - January 22, 2008 11:53 PM
She's precious.
86. unklejoe - January 22, 2008 11:59 PM
Shes so fine id lick her azzhole!
87. unklejoe - January 23, 2008 12:01 AM
And her hairy armpits!
88. er0s - January 23, 2008 12:31 AM
Bloody skank.
89. Minkku - January 23, 2008 1:52 AM
Am I the only one who sees a puppy, guineapig or something furry in picture 3?
90. Pegasus - January 23, 2008 2:18 AM
No surprise there
91. Matt - January 23, 2008 2:21 AM
Who gives a shit about Amy Winehouse? The ONLY time I ever see pictures of her is when I visit this fucking website. Fuck her up the ass. Overdose already, you no-talent skank.
92. Super dooper! - January 23, 2008 3:16 AM
She looks exactly like a muppet in that picture. There has to be some award for that doesn't there?
93. IWONKY - January 23, 2008 4:33 AM
#9 LL - you're a fuckin' genius. Really. I'd pay to see that shit. Do it man. Just remember to put LL in the credits as the director so I will know it is you.
94. I live inside Amy Winehouse's Head - January 23, 2008 4:42 AM
The Beech is lookin' like Endora from Bewitched now...it's fucking freezing ass cold up here without tha behive...somebody tell this bitch to take a bath please...her cunt breath is everywhere.
95. Missystar - January 23, 2008 5:26 AM
What does "estate chav" mean? Anybody?
96. OldSchooling - January 23, 2008 6:38 AM
We truly didn't need it caught on tape to know this. I don't know anyone who thought she wasn't doing drugs
97. Malffy Hernandes - January 23, 2008 8:26 AM
Ew, what is it 1987 all over again, who smokes crack anymore?
98. RichPort - January 23, 2008 9:09 AM
#9 - I'll give you my life savings to aid your valiant efforts. That'll get you to the building, but you'll have to pay your own bus fare back... I ain't rich...
99. cute - January 23, 2008 11:04 AM
Amy is poor now. Just give her a break. She needs support and help. It is said she is on divorce. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week.
100. emily - January 23, 2008 1:46 PM
Doesn't taking vallium after smoking crack defeat the purpose of being coked up?
101. emily - January 23, 2008 1:46 PM
Doesn't taking vallium after smoking crack defeat the purpose of being coked up?
102. Chris - January 23, 2008 2:24 PM
The real tragedy in all this is that she's so fucked up on drugs that first she thinks she looks hot with that Bride-of-Frankenstein beehive, and now she does this whole new Joan-Rivers-meets-toxic-waste look. I think I saw her profile on www.ohmygodjesuschristwhatthefuckisthatadudeamywinehouselookslikeass.com
103. gio - January 24, 2008 3:34 PM
@10 No comparison to Billie Holiday -- sorry.
1] Billie was raised in a whorehouse.
Amy Winehouse has 2 parents [still married] and a brother who have publicly begged to let them help her or to seek professional help, as well as record people and fans who expressed real concern for her health and welfare.
2] Billie Holiday was not allowed to stay or use the restrooms in the places she worked in, and had to come in through the back door, while her band was allowed full privileges to everything. When she was on the road, she could not enter restaurants or use restrooms. The band brought her food to eat in the car, and she relieved herself in the bushes like an animal. Yet she was the "star" of the show.
Amy Winehouse has drivers, first class air travel, stylists, and gofers waiting on her, without a fraction of the talent or popularity of Billie Holiday when she was one of the most sought-after vocalists in the world.
Amy may not like the way she looks, but what other excuses has she got? She's blowing an opportunity that thousands of people all over the world fantasize about, and Simon Cowell has made megamillions exploiting those fantasies. Amy's got it in her lap, and she's throwing it away.
104. Sammy - January 26, 2008 2:08 PM
She really looked better as a male.
105. My Knees Have Toes - January 26, 2008 4:24 PM
Can one crawl around barefoot in the US?