Jan 14 2008Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne have brunch

Kelly's cute.

Two of the ugliest motherfucking people on the planet......

Thanks.

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first!

Somebody fucks Amy Winehouse. Alarming.

I was first, dumbass.

First

6th, ha, ha..and Amy is fugly..Kelly looks good and who cares if they went to lunch.

first!

The goggles, they do NOTHING!

/Kelly has a nice butt

I did not know that the two of them were friends. I love Amy's music, but she needs to pull herself together. www.wannasmile.com

Is that crap on Amy's eyes tattoo'd on? Or does she go through tons of makeup each day to apply that hideous stuff?

For a second I thought that was Hillary Clinton confronting Monica Lewinsky.

# 11 - that's what I was wondering.
And all this 'goth' look around - I never thought Eddie Munster was THAT cool... etc..

Nice jizz rag(s), Amy.

Thank gawd I brought liquor for lunch.. Oh, I mean, I'm going to lunch. I wouldn't THINK of drinking yet! It's only 2:30. Sheesh, whoodoya think I am?? FRIST!! ha!
cheers..

Easily the ugliest human being on the planet.

#'s 3 and 6, how is it possible that you don't get it? Retards.

TS- don't forget number 8!!!!

I bet that was a pig fest. Did they go to the all you can eat buffet??

The only cute thing I see in these pictures is the dog.

Can you imagine the funk if they both took their pants off?

@ #9: Stop fucking around, Kelly.

Amy looks so bad. Sick, old, drugged out, unkempt...she is looking worse and worse each time I see her pictures, it's scary. What a shame.

Loser and loser......

xrist, even the dog looks frightened.

"Say, Amy, what's in the box?"

'Hair and stench!"

Halloween came early this year.............

kelly has a pretty face.
it is a shame she couldn't be thinner.

That's what I love about people with Down Syndrome. They always look so surprised and happy.

I think Kelly is really pretty. Though she sorta does look like her dog.
Amy is just a cracked out ugly whack job with teeth the size of Guam.

Kelly looks like one of the little people on "It's A Small World" at Disneyland

#15 What are you implying????

You know, I used to think that there was at least a miniscule chance of Amy Winehouse being *slightly* less repulsive without that ratty beehive... but here we are o.O When you put those two side by side she manages to make Kelly Osbourne look like freaking Jessica Alba, so at least she's good for something.

side note: Do I hate the fact that I share a name with this horrific case of walking VD? Yes, Yes I do.

What and where do such uglies eat lunch? I have to know, so I don't ever go there.

Bet Kelly has sticky lips and fingers by the time THAT lunch is over. Hope she has the good sense to tie a rope to her ankle before diving in to Amy's tar pit.

@31 The Office Whore is paying you a complement..

@31 The Office Whore is paying you a complement..

Wow, Amy Winehosue managed to get even uglier. I mean she looks like utter and complete shite. Holy god in himmel. BUT, at least she has a friend. That's probably what she needs....a healthy friend. Yeah, Yeah, I'm feeling a little gentle today.

Kelly does look cute. Poor assless Amy.

That first pic reminds me of Beetlejuice......Amy just scared the shit outta Kelly and her dog!

omggg
r u seriouss
ppl gey a life seriously
at least they have one iinstend of being on myspace
and doing something thet wont even
count in the future
cuz they will most not care if u think there ugly
cuz they make waaay more money then you ever will
so ye

How can anyone eat sitting across the table from Amy Crackhouse?

#24 - That pug does look really frightened. I've seen the look of fear on dogs faces before and that is it.

They are always up for anal as well.

Hey Skittles, you need to get back on the short bus..

And................................guess who didn't show up for court today? Our favorite ex bald ex hot ex popstar!!!!! At least thats what my homepage tells me..

Rainbow Skittelz give me the shittelz. Seriously. Learn how to spell. It doesn't make you look cute. You write like all the other American children. More interested in the latest ipod than English class. Retard.

Who's the brunette holding Kelly?

Is she shaped like a freaking tree, bitch has no waistline. Gangly arms covered in black hair, Amy you're fabulous.

Even the dog is shocked! "Ahhhrrrggg! Get the fuck away from me!", says the pug.
God, what a fugly bitch! Eeeeew.

the dog's face is fucking classic.
What on earth could these two have talked about?
K: So, how do you get so ugly?
A: Oh, I never bathe.
K: Oh, lovely, right, right...I should stop bathing. Right.
A: Gee you're fat.

Wow, dogs really look like their owners...

Why doesn't Amy's husband or boyfriend or whatever like having sex with females?

#39.....krazikuntkelli, is that you? Know what? Don't worry about answering-all the sad, dimwitted little gurrlz are interchangeable.

WIth her blond hair, Amy now looks like a man version of Alexis Arquette.

Usually one has to ride along on an ambulance to pick up a corpse at a crack house to find a female (?) with that level of attractiveness. Notice I didn't say "fucking ugly dog-meat horse" - I didn't want to insult the fucking ugly dog-meat horses.

@52 I was thinking she looked like Tom Waits in "Domino" only less feminine.

54-nice.

Dennis Rodman was a prettier woman than her.

why.
WHY did she have to cut her gorgeous long black hair?

she looks hideous.
she used to look pretty with the black bee nest.

now I can REALLY see what all the drugs have done to her.
poor thing.

51 mrs. t. first thing i thought when i read 39, "oh wonderful, krazikelli iz back".

Superficial:

I believe the heading for this entry requires modifying

It should read:

"Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne have One Butt-Ugly Brunch"

p0nk-thanks for the validation. But, when you think about it, it could be any 12-19 yr. old female.

#58 addendum

More for the one than for the other
K has a nice face the two should avg out their weights
They'd probably each end up just about right and look less like Lauren and Hardina

And A could stand to surgically switch her rear end and head
You know, for cosmetic enhancement purposes...

besides her atrocious spelling, this was simply classic...

"ppl gey a life seriously
at least they have one iinstend of being on myspace"

and she posts the url to her myspace page.

I can't wait for the day when either of these talent-free worthless whores dies. Yeah you KraziHotKelliWiddaBigHole.
Last week I really made myself listen to Swinehaus. Yeah she writes her own lyrics, I mean with drivel like that I could write an album a night. I just can't believe all the pathetic whores that support that cunt. The videos are all dirty an the songs are about nothing. But she wrote them. Wow.

Ugly and uglier.

Those Hoes are deeesgusting!!!

http://shop.swee-tee.com

funny tshirts.

Kelli ztill poztz on Perez Hiltonz webzite. Ztill az annoying az ever.

Why has Kelly Osbourne arrested her?

I'm very touched,i've always known that the solution for the hunger in the world is cannibalism.If you're turned off by the idea,we could start to eat our pets.

Most boring day on the superficial, EVER.

Do you notice the look of fear on the dog's face???

that dog looks hungry.
whinehouse for lunch?

Uh, looking good, Amy ... BTW, kids, stay away from drugs.

Loving Kelly's hair. Amy's on the other hand... *shudder*

For the last straight year she's managed to look like a homeless person who stole some clothes out of a random laundromat dryer but failed to give herself a whores bath in the bathroom.

Holy fucking christ Amy. I was with you up until now. The albums were glorius, the retro mod shit. Ok.

I can't get on board with this. The fried hair, the (what in the fuck IS that??) sweatpants with plaid sewn in. I mean, I get it. English people want to be hip hop too. So, ok. You're street. You're gangsta.

Now get in the fucking shower. If you want to keep it real, you gotta keep it fresh girl. Word.

Any one from Chicago can tell that she looks like she comes straight from Humboldt Park. If you're not from Chicago it just means she looks like a ghetto fab hoe.

now that is one darling looking pug. the only worthwhile thing in this whole scenario, While I really could give a crap less about Amy Winehouse, she is some kind of fugly. I mean knee slapping, toe curling, and eye sight sqishing FUGLY. Girlie needs to see the plastic surgeon, and the denist stat!

who the fuck is Amy Winehouse anyway?

is it just me or does amy winehouse look like the latest sasha baron cohen character?

kind of like if you mixed the cousin of borat with ali g's sister.

Oh man.. this commentary made me lol. Thanks :)

bloody hell!

Good Lord... Can Amy Winehouse brush her freakin' hair??? EVER? Sorry... that was bothering me.

YIKES! Not sure I'm feelin' the blonde hair on Amy..
At least it looked brushed before!!

Love,
JD

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first! ;)

I'm not sure what's worse - seeing her from the front or watching her walk away... :( My eyes feel hurty.

At first I didn't believe it, but by jove, she DID cut off that horrible rat's nest from her head. The blonde hair doesn't do much for her, but I'll be damned if it's not better than what she had before by miles.

The look on the dog's face is priceless.

I cracked up at the dogs expression in the main pic

Uglyvile have lunch together. Nice pants .... NOT.

last!*

*may not actually be last

Amy is a talented girl. She has a great voice. Hope she can give upusing drugs. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called WealthyRomance.com last week. It seems the rumor is true that she is on divorce.

I am not the only one who thinks the pug is in awe too LOL

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Good lord, what's Kelly Osbourne doing hanging out with Alexis Arquette?

http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3104/Events/3104/AlexisArqu_Grani_5092545_400.jpg.html?hint=nm0000793

I have a question, what's more awful looking, the Pug or the creature holding it?

One more question, why do people even know what Ozzy's daughters name is? She is useless, worthless and looks like an eggplant. Is this how "hollywood" works now? I'm so repulsed I may never read celebrity crap again because this is getting BORING!

that's the biggest praying mantis I ever did see!

Kelly is Clearly shocked at the site of Amy's Hair. Clearly.

SEE! I told you I probably wasn't last! haha! you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!

The very 1st pic looks like Kelly Osbourne saw Amy Winehouse and freaked out! She must of thought o my god what happend to your hair?

wtf happened to her :(
during the time rehab - you know im no good came out, she was fine. she was gorgeous. somebody seriously needs to help her.. and for all of you saying how she looks like a man? and she's disgusting looking?
why? because she has BLONDE hair but doesnt have an orange tan unlike like 80% of the fake fucks out there who cant keep their legs close
amy is in need of help, but saying shit like that, won't do anything but make you look pathetic? its HER hair. chill.