Dec 7 2007Tara Reid’s bra is a master of illusion
Tara Reid went on a harbor cruise from the Finger Wharf in Woolloomooloo in Sydney. I’m going to leave that sentence alone. Anyway, I’m always astounded when Tara Reid’s cleavage looks unreasonably decent instead of the hellish nightmare it truly is. But I still wouldn’t walk around with a face that says “Oh yeah, I’d hit that.” Which is clearly what the guy behind her is doing. May I suggest a safer alternative to rest your penis while in Australia, sir? Like the mouth of a crocodile. Or underneath the foot of a kangaroo.
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Reader Comments
1. BunnyButt - December 7, 2007 4:28 PM
Whoever produces that bra should hire her to represent them. If it can make her catastrophic tits look good, just think how spectacular the rest of the world's would be.
2. Viepr - December 7, 2007 4:29 PM
Who is she again?
3. Allie - December 7, 2007 5:08 PM
seriously. Dont even write about her. she's a fucking whore.
4. JoBOO - December 7, 2007 5:11 PM
FIST!!
I'd hit that, repeatedly.
5. JoBOO - December 7, 2007 5:20 PM
Them's some angry looking titties
6. freakwad - December 7, 2007 5:23 PM
hahahahaha@ fish's commentary.
7. diego - December 7, 2007 5:24 PM
The superficial type things without information see the latest pictures of tare bikini is a very nice person and just write bad things it is a fat obese or gay that it is very nice ...
Chao fucking losers
8. Starchasm - December 7, 2007 5:26 PM
Wow, her boobs actually look less like a tanned saddle and more like actual human skin. I salute that bra!
9. Financials - December 7, 2007 5:26 PM
That dude is acting that way cuz Tara paid him. She got $3000 for her appearance and she gave him $2900 to act like his life would be complete if he could tap her. Tara's agent said it would make her more desirable.
10. Jimbo - December 7, 2007 5:26 PM
@3 Allie, That is what we do in here. What should we write about? How about you? What do you look like naked??
BTW Nice rack!!
11. Guy - December 7, 2007 5:29 PM
I find the name "Woolloomooloo" more entertaining then anything else concerning this post
12. Guy - December 7, 2007 5:30 PM
That and the guys expression in the background of the first photo
13. Ooba Gooba - December 7, 2007 5:31 PM
All this girl does is travel around the world and party. Where is she getting the cash? Is she turning tricks?
14. swup - December 7, 2007 5:33 PM
Shes prett hot . Ive always found her attractive and nothing is better.
15. The United States of America - December 7, 2007 5:34 PM
Dear Australia,
We're sorry for sending you Tara Reid. We sort of hoped that road whore would shrivel up and die when you guys spray the planes landing in Sydney for bugs. We had no idea that all her high nicotine and alcohol tolerance has basically made her and her crabs immune to poison. We're running Yahoo Serious movies 24/7 on Comedy Central as penance. Also a tanker filled with Jagger and Redbull is on its way replenish your stocks. Again, sorry - our bad.
Your Pal,
America
16. mixedmartialartvideos.com - December 7, 2007 5:35 PM
she always has a tan
17. RENEE... - December 7, 2007 5:37 PM
Why is she always hanging out in Australia anyways? Doesn't she ever come home....hey wait a minute, what am I complaining about?! The Aussies can freakin' have her! (I do have to admit though, much to my dismay, she actually looks fairly attractive her. Yes, even aside from the massive cleavage....she just genuinely looks decent; a little tired and road whorish...but good for her. Good in a Tara Reid kind of way).
18. RENEE... - December 7, 2007 5:40 PM
And no, sorry. I don't believe the guy behind her is trying to "hit that". He's looking pretty gay to me. About as flaming as the lesbo's red hair next to him.
19. Auntie Kryst - December 7, 2007 5:47 PM
@7
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Via con Dios Diego.
20. Donkey Ass - December 7, 2007 5:49 PM
I think she looks good there.
21. Jimbo - December 7, 2007 5:50 PM
@19 WTF!! Can you repeat that in english?
22. cookie monsta - December 7, 2007 5:50 PM
Dear Tara, Go home. Your legs are ugly, and those tits are still a little bit weird....
23. Lowlands - December 7, 2007 5:51 PM
Honestly,i haven't seen her for a while but i think she does look better lately.I'm almost curious to see her belly-button.
24. BunnyButt - December 7, 2007 5:51 PM
Auntie, will you marry me?
25. cookie monsta - December 7, 2007 5:52 PM
Dear Tara, Go home. Your legs are ugly, and those tits are still a little bit weird....
26. Auntie Kryst - December 7, 2007 5:55 PM
@21 Jimbo I couldn't even if I tried. I am sort of hoping Diego understands.
27. Auntie Kryst - December 7, 2007 5:57 PM
Sure will Bunny! We have to decide if Texas Tranny going to be a bride's maid or a groomsman?
28. BunnyButt - December 7, 2007 6:01 PM
Oh, I think we know which TT would prefer ...
29. Bill - December 7, 2007 6:07 PM
#4 - all you need to do is hit it once to get a disease, so I guess multiple hits won't matter.
30. Sauron - December 7, 2007 6:09 PM
I like her pink-brownish tan.
31. Sauron - December 7, 2007 6:18 PM
Is it just me or does she even wear a matching pair of sunglasses with her dress?
32. Lys - December 7, 2007 6:18 PM
what's wrong with her eyes... She looks like a frog. And not a cute one. Maybe a Toad. Wait, thats kind of mean to these poor creatures. Shes just ugly and totally stupid. Shes not even smart enough to understand that makeup should help to fixe her fucked up face, not make things worst. And i really understand why she is famous, shes like every other star : shes skinny, stupid, has big fake boobs, has long horrible fake blond air, she can't wear an entire dress and is willing to be naked to get money. Wait, thats a prostitute. Well, same thing.
33. Tapeworm - December 7, 2007 6:19 PM
Oh so that's what that shriveled-up whore of a cunt is up to these days.
Shouldn't she be banging some crackhead or smoking her weight in cigarettes?
34. Clover - December 7, 2007 6:24 PM
She looks like my Grandma did in the 1960's, except with Grandma's face today in her 80s. Why does she always look so damn old. What is wrong with her facial skin. She looks like one of those Australian Crocks.
35. 909 - December 7, 2007 6:26 PM
instant boner
36. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. - December 7, 2007 6:30 PM
She looks so tired and that tan, smoking and drinking is really damaging her skin!
37. Lowlands - December 7, 2007 6:37 PM
Did she borrow Paris' wonderbra?
38. Niche interracial dating - December 7, 2007 6:52 PM
She is really sexy with big b**bs!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will wanna get her after seening it
39. Niche interracial dating - December 7, 2007 6:53 PM
She is really sexy with big b**bs!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will wanna get her after seening it
40. mike - December 7, 2007 7:01 PM
tara getting a boob job was a great idea look how good those babies look.. wow she is the hottest woman on the planet.. luv ya tara..
41. steve - December 7, 2007 7:06 PM
#19 ROFL!
To #7,
Yes! You correct! Superfagal, more like it! Tara is verry hott, i wud like to make SEXYTIME with her in her vajeena. I pay dollars top for making sexy with white bald vajeena. I would like to see her bakeenie pictures in my emaleboks.
vaya con dios diego!!
42. Vince Lombardi - December 7, 2007 7:18 PM
I saw a pattern like that once - it was during training camp two-a-days. Ray Nitschke had just finished lunch - something with sauerkraut in it, I think - and he got pancaked on a block by Forest Gregg. Ray's lunch looked just like that on the 32 yard line.
43. WHAT! - December 7, 2007 7:20 PM
Old leader face looks good from the face down and from the rib case up. WOWIE!!
If you would like a virus on your computer log on to interracialconnect.com
44. Roger - December 7, 2007 7:42 PM
Is it me or does the pattern on her dress remind you of a large vagina??
45. Karisha - December 7, 2007 7:51 PM
I love BOOBIES!!!
46. Karisha - December 7, 2007 7:58 PM
#44 No its not only you...that is definately a large vagina on her dress
47. woodhorse - December 7, 2007 8:07 PM
Diego, for realz Auntie Kryst is no good for you. She has been many times with the immigration mans loving the macho uniforms, she has no will power and she is high all the time.
48. Missystar - December 7, 2007 8:12 PM
Who's that lazy-eyed fuck in the background?
49. woodhorse - December 7, 2007 8:15 PM
Diego, for realz Auntie Kryst is no good for you, she always sexing up the immigration federales, she no has will power and high all the time. Olvida lo!
50. woodhorse - December 7, 2007 8:33 PM
Fish, I wasn't much funny the first time, please fix the post button.
51. IWONKY - December 7, 2007 8:39 PM
#38&39 - Hey! Spambot from hell! You can't spell and your ass smells!
52. Ted from LA - December 7, 2007 8:52 PM
That's a bra that will live in infamy.
53. jelly456897 - December 7, 2007 9:24 PM
.How sexy Tara Reid is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site seekingsugar.com, you know the site is a rich men seeking fun site. Sugar Daddy and sugar baby... omg if it is true!
54. fhf - December 7, 2007 9:51 PM
really?
55. fhf - December 7, 2007 9:52 PM
really?
56. fhf - December 7, 2007 9:52 PM
really?
57. lucy - December 7, 2007 9:56 PM
maybe
58. lucy - December 7, 2007 9:56 PM
maybe
59. lucy - December 7, 2007 9:58 PM
maybe
60. lucy - December 7, 2007 9:58 PM
maybe
61. lucy - December 7, 2007 9:59 PM
maybe
62. rose - December 7, 2007 10:02 PM
too sexy ,hi !guys ,if you want to see more hot girls ,just follow me
63. wiinja - December 7, 2007 10:20 PM
those bags are not fun
64. Rose - December 7, 2007 10:31 PM
@8: I couldn't agree with you more.
65. gerard Vandenberg - December 7, 2007 10:32 PM
I don't know where your TITS were bought but I think it was at some kind of BUTCHER in OHIO!!
66. gerard Vandenberg - December 7, 2007 10:36 PM
I don't know where your TITS were "bought" but I think at some kind of a BUTCHER in OHIO!!
67. Superficial_Regular - December 7, 2007 10:52 PM
Guys,
The image thumbnails in your RSS feeds have been broken for days now. Hope you're aware and doing something about it.
Thanks.
68. raven - December 8, 2007 12:39 AM
her knee's look yummy!
69. Natalie - December 8, 2007 2:05 AM
she looks good, shes looked worse and so have many many others
70. Rob Bagdasarian - December 8, 2007 3:54 AM
Okay, so look above the brown part of the dress right between her legs. The light tan blob is shaped like a nut sac!
Further confirming my belief that Tara Reid has scrotum.
71. BishOP - December 8, 2007 3:57 AM
Might as well be fucking an ashtray and rolling around in Jack Daniels. At least then you'd get the same effects--but without the venereal diseases.
72. Headache - December 8, 2007 4:15 AM
Her shoulders are so skinny, they look like a TV food tray. And below, there are these basket-ball size fake breasts, and these very skinny legs with a lot of wrinkles above the knees. Her teeth look very fake too, and here hair is fried to death.
It is scary that some men label this woman "sexy". Too many video games, I guess; mutating hormones.
73. lisa630 - December 8, 2007 4:18 AM
Her breast is big! She must have something cosmetic surgery or get some special product.
I know pubspa.com is a good resource.
74. woodhorse - December 8, 2007 7:12 AM
I know we're supposed to be nice to immigrants but I sort of wish #73 would burn in hell.
75. woodhorse - December 8, 2007 7:15 AM
#1, it was pube spa (see 73). I think pube spa should have to give tara 75% of their gross earnings.
76. TheLostGirl - December 8, 2007 7:43 AM
... may also defy gravity. Her boobs are usually around her knees despite being fake. Ha!
77. gerard Vandenberg - December 8, 2007 7:44 AM
I'm sure the photoshop will be jobless without you!!
78. no - December 8, 2007 8:19 AM
Unfortunately her makeup isn't.
79. lidia - December 8, 2007 10:43 AM
I love you Tara! :D
80. Nikky Raney - December 8, 2007 12:30 PM
aww she looks great!
81. sackwrangler - December 8, 2007 1:09 PM
Her knees are jacked up!
82. Kate - December 8, 2007 1:19 PM
The expression on that guy's face is priceless.
83. zuzuspetals - December 8, 2007 7:48 PM
It really grosses me out when women with big breasts show cleavage.
They remind me of huge udders.
84. kakaxi - December 8, 2007 10:26 PM
She is so sexy with with the gorgeous dress on her. I heard that she appeared on a millionaire&celebrity dating club Richcupids.com She is so popular here.
85. maggie - December 8, 2007 10:27 PM
hehe, you looks so sexy. Is she a nudist? I saw her profile with nude photos on nudist frienship site called nudistconnect.com. She is dating with a nudist guy or enjoy the lifestyle??
86. race1 - December 9, 2007 12:25 AM
She is known as a Party Girl, she wants to be paid to be at parties.
She parties to much.
She will look 50 when she is 35, sad but true.
She is a actually sad to watch, spiraling down.
87. Random - December 9, 2007 2:24 AM
Her legs look disgusting.
Lipo-suction positive.
88. Tenchi059 - December 9, 2007 6:36 AM
She reminds me of when I was young, so I love her anyway.
89. I<3BOOBS! - December 9, 2007 9:26 AM
I <3 BOOBS! NORMALLY HERS LOOK LIKE THOSE OF AN 80 YEAR OLD BUT HERE THEY LOOKS AWESOME!
90. secybitch - December 9, 2007 9:36 AM
#7 If you're going to type in English then learn the language first. Tara probably is on all of those spammy dating sites that give viruses. It's her online way of spreading disease.
91. secybitch - December 9, 2007 9:36 AM
#7 If you're going to type in English then learn the language first. Tara probably is on all of those spammy dating sites that give viruses. It's her online way of spreading disease.
92. secybitch - December 9, 2007 9:36 AM
#7 If you're going to type in English then learn the language first. Tara probably is on all of those spammy dating sites that give viruses. It's her online way of spreading disease.
93. manutebol - December 9, 2007 2:15 PM
i'd love to shove my nose up her ass and take a good, long whiff.
94. ronin - December 9, 2007 2:56 PM
Please take Tara and her deformed ugly tits back to USA.... Shes busted ass broke and shows up at gigs for $3000,,,, hahahaha,,,,,, isnt that funny that some one that well known does that,,,,,,,how lame
95. sharpeidude - December 9, 2007 7:05 PM
I'd still like to inspect her beaver for termites.
96. gferny - December 9, 2007 8:58 PM
she looks good one minute and horrible the second
http://ilove-n-ihate.blogspot.com/
97. tc - December 9, 2007 9:31 PM
Her hair looks like a bad nylon wig.
Her tits look fake, and too big.
The tops of her legs look emaciated.
She has got baggy eyes, with too much eyeliner, which makes her look like something from day of the dead.
Her gums look like she has tried to stave of a serious case of gengivitis by using lighter fluid.
Don't get me wrong though, I would seriously hit her, and like everyone else visiting this site, she would still be the classiest shag I'd ever had.
98. wason smith - December 10, 2007 12:38 AM
Well ,a sexy baby,and i'd love to shove my nose up her ass and take a good, long whiff.
she is so lovely and pretty,
looks like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so manypretty girls on that site?
99. G - December 10, 2007 3:33 AM
Does anyone else think that the pattern on her dress looks like a biology diagram of ovaries and a uterus?
shes feral get out!
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101. mimo - December 10, 2007 9:13 AM
Oh, gross. What is her problem?
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102. mimo - December 10, 2007 9:13 AM
Oh, gross. What is her problem?
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103. RichPort - December 10, 2007 9:39 AM
I see someone's stylist has been promised overtime pay. Now they jusy need to get her gynecologist that hazardous materials full body suit and face mask, and she actually end up being... on fuck it, she an orange whore. And we've just officially declared war on the land own under.
104. DeepFriedJesus - December 10, 2007 12:41 PM
I got fiver bucks that says you could fit all 5 Finger Wharves up her Woolloomooloo no problem.
105. sam - December 10, 2007 11:50 PM
does anyone else find tara attractive because i do.. I think she is beautiful and has always been hott..
106. shaun - December 11, 2007 12:41 AM
that's an amazing dress... i want it for my gf
107. SWEETS - December 11, 2007 6:31 PM
OK, THE GUYS FACE IS NOT SAYING "I'D HIT THAT"
HE IS ACTUALLY JUST ABOUT TO PASS OUT FROM THE STENCH OF BOOZE AND CIGARETTES.
OOH, I AM POSSIBLE GENIUS.
SHE SHOULD MARKET IT!!!!
STENCH, A TARA REID INSPIRED FRAGRANCE, FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO SMELL LIKE THEY SMOKE IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP, BUT DON'T WANT THE 'SEXY' WRINKLY UPPER LIP SMOKERS GET.
OH, AND HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A BROWN PAPER BAG WITH OUT THE GREATNESS OF A BEER CAN INSIDE OF IT.
108. tom - December 11, 2007 8:50 PM
ah I think you are crazy first of all have u smelled her before.. even if she did smell bad that would not keep any normal male from having sex with tara.. she is perfect and very sexy. And her skin tone is perfect as always tara can continue to smoke and drink all she wants and she will still stay hott.. amazing no one else can do that.. she is in her early 30's and is still beautiful..
109. xman - December 14, 2007 6:57 PM
I love her. Tara you are Hotttttttttttttttttttttt
110. pinkdate.Zu5.net - December 15, 2007 12:34 AM
cool! the dress or clothes is so pretty and individuation, I like it! gals at http://pinkmingle.com say they want to have a same one. where can they buy it?
111. Jodie - December 16, 2007 2:25 AM
wow http://myafricansafaris.com
112. PostmortemG - December 17, 2007 4:02 AM
"She has got baggy eyes, with too much eyeliner, which makes her look like something from day of the dead."
Day Of The Dead is the greatest zombie movie ever. =D
Lay off the cigs and booze, Tara!
113. ed - December 17, 2007 1:57 PM
Tara can smoke and drink all she wants and she will still be sexy no matter what.. here's to the hottest celeb..