Dec 3 2007Tara Reid looks like my grandmother

Tara Reid arrived in Sydney, Australia on Saturday and apparently aged 30 years during the flight. Jesus, she looks likes she should be working the concession stand at a Bingo tournament. And then after work she can go home to her trailer in Orlando filled with cats, empty gin bottles, and put on a tattered bathrobe that says “Sassy” on the back. The government should put Tara Reid’s face on cartons of cigarettes. Not only will people immediately stop smoking, they’ll buy packs just to throw out their car window onto the freeway. You know, in case voodoo really works.

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I hate the VS line of "pink" it's not sexy. Teenage stuff.

Oh holy hell..

God she looks like the cryptkeeper.

I meant all the typos in the post..

Get it together dude. Bathrobe, not bathroom!!!

Awww, he fixed it..

budaily had this ages ago. and shes charging something mad. go see

This is the best site by far, but the new photo viewing format sucks. you can't click and just see the enlarged version of the photo you've clicked on: it requires another step. That said, please kindly ignore the fact that I've just implied that I wanted to see a larger picture of Tara Reid.

Holy crap, my eyes.
lol #3 - good call.

She looks like Gollum in the first pic!

She looks like Gollum in the first pic!

Mommy, make the scary wax-woman go away!

Why is she carrying a balloon? Did she bring her special balloon all the way from the States? When I first saw the picture, after retching, I thought she was wandering the halls of a hospital after undergoing some radical, but tragically unsuccessful, treatment.

Who woulda thought the flashing of one augmented boob a few years back would result in this? Gone are the days she could crawl, anally bleeding, out of Dennis Rodman's bung-alow... gone are the days of her watching Paris get waved through another velvet rope as she dies a little inside... gone are the days her rippled belly engengered so much interest... gone are her days as a thousandaire. I believe we refer to that color as "whorange".

dongball - this just started relatively recently. i'm with you on all accounts - i need my trainwrecks just a click away, not 7.

come on superficial - put it back to how it was please!

Tara Reid looks like she's on the way to looking like the next Phillis Diller from Match Game fame. Wow, how she has fallen far from the hottie we saw in Van Wilder.

Then I want to motorboat your Grandma's boobies.... Brbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrb!

OK, THAT I wouldn't do with your weiner. That's more gross than the brit-gina and paris' vaccum mouth...

#7 and 13, not only that but it is making the site RIDICULOUSLY slow..

I feel like I'm on DIAL-UP!!!!

Ok, Serious Question: What exactley does Tara do for a living. I see her on this site, and occasionally on Extra, but Job wise? She hasnt starred in anything since American Pie. Shes not on TV. So why all the Jet Setting? always at the beach, now Sydney? I'm being honest here, not trying to make a joke or anything. She couldnt have possibly made that much money in her short lived career as an actress. Anyone have a clue how shes pulling this off?

I don't mind the new picture format too much -- as long as I'm viewing the site in a browser. In the RSS feed, it's broken and I get a bunch of missing image links. That's annoying.

Who is the low down no good egg suckin dog responsible for this change in format?

I guess that International Date Line was too much for Tara's plastic surgery to handle. Man, she's a wreck.

OMG! She's HIDEOUS!...she started sliding downhill right after Josie and the Pussycats. And you spoiled youngsters and newbies to the internet have NO IDEA what "slow" is. Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! I had to wait 2 more seconds to see some beast's face! Cry me a river! I once repaired computers with a 10 Mhz clock speed and we thought 20Kb/s was fast!

New picture format has broken the RSS feed...

when did Tara start chemo? she's on chemo, right?

#19 I think she make her living as a crackwhore. Not even the main crackwhore, but assistant crackwhore..

Having just made this long flight to Sydney, NSW recently, it's not surprising she looks like a weathered tarp covered in glitter. I'm not sure I came out so well myself.

#23 you're old.

I was going to comment on the fact that a flight to Australia from the United States is long and tiring and I'm sure a lot of people come out looking like this... but you'd think Tara Reid would fix herself a littttle tiny bit more than this, considering she is still getting photographs taken of her (despite no longer having a career).

Plus, I'm pretty positive that the appearance of her orange skin, skeleton like neck, and saggy chest result from something other than an airplane ride.

"Grandmother", HA-HA! The only thing I'm seeing are two breasts (?) and a gigantic face. Ladies, take-it from Tara; gigantic balloon-tits make you really attractive. Oh, and an incredibly emaciated neck. Lose neck-fat, stat!

Wow....if your grandma looks like Tara Reid, then your grandma is freaking HOT.

looks like she had a supersized glass of aids to drink....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

poster child for why we should all slather on the sunscreen

The fact that she's flaunting her plebian Victoria's Secret Pink wardrobe shows how much of a D-List star she really is.

she looks like Bea Arthur.....'s mother!!

Ewwwww.....And she looks MAAAAAAD skinny! What the hell, Tara, back to the old yeyo, girl?

19 - Sadly, people still pay c, d, and e list celebs to hawk their stuff. And, even sadder, there are men and boys around you would pay to get her autograph and a picture with her (sigh).

after she went to the airport she went to SKYBAR

she looks like pam anderson with no makeup ..... you can all see her on that fab new site "eeeeeewwwwwwww.com"

Actually the saddest thing is that one lonely balloon shes carrying for no reason, it looks like shes being discharged from the hospital!?!?

Then your grandma needs to lay off the sauce and Mystic Tan.

So this is what it looks like to have the life sucked out of you...

"Grandma, I'm not going anywhere with you. People will think I'm hanging out with Tara Reid!"

Yes, the new photo format SUCKS!! Put it back to the old way, when you could just click on the image you wanted to see englarged. Hmpf. I don't want to see all the photos. blah.

Can you say, "ANOREXIA NERVOSA"

Who is Britney's fan? I got a news that she had a profile at interracialconnect.com, a niche interracial dating site for singles from each race. seems the username is britenybabe there. wanna check and IM her there. OMG.

This is how you look after years of partying and getting screwed. Britney, this is your future and if you don't change your way.

um, is this post sponsored by AA or the anti-tobacco people? Cause I think I just quit smoking and drinking

So I left this picture open and left my comp for a min, I came back and my niece and nephew who are just learning to speak are saying ewwwwwwww in unison at my comp. It was kinda funny that even at that age they know she is gross.

She must be on Prozac. She seems delusionally happy when practically everyone is making fun of her.

she is very lovely.

she is very lovely in this pink suits. but someone said she joined an online service sugardaddyMeet.com.it is a site for rich men to date sexy women.. spoil and support them.

It could have all different. If there was simple a bit of dicipline and will-power in your body. I must say now, when my grandma was alive she really looked better and her TITS were quite in better shape than your GREMLINS!!
In a few years time has come for seeking new friends in the home for the elderly!!

When will light-skinned women learn that they should keep away from sun tanning? Having low melanine levels and thinner skin than men means they will quickly start looking like an old wrinkled leather bag.

Looks like somebody left that thanksgiving turkey in the fryer just a little too long.

tararexia

#12 Ha! Whorange!

kick

kick

she is lovely. her beautiful album was found on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named "SearchingMillionaire.com". many fans like it.

I'm offended. I'm from Orlando, and we would NEVER let Tara Reid buy a trailer here. Besides, it's Tampa and Miami that have all the grannies....we're a happenin' place.

she is still as sexy and even more sexier than she once was.. you all are just haters because tara is still beautiful and very attractive here's to the hottest woman in the world, Tara reid......

I've always thought this lady was pretty, but she's definitely not looking her best here. I'll take care of you, Tara Reid - I'm a talented, handsome artist. E-mail me. =D

She looks good here to me.. I agree with you danny she is one of the most attractive woman in this world..

She looks so old cause she spends too much time in the sun DUH!! She's not ugly, she just needs to wear make-up && not tan so badly XD

Tara really needs to lay off the sun, lipo and booze..... Other than that, she looks OK.

i don't think she is beautiful. every time i signed in www.sugarmommymeet.com and there were always many men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....

That's one milf/gilf I would not do. There i said it. Even I have morals.

Im a freaking liar, I'd totally cut her neck off and bone 'er hard

She looks like the old ladies that put on their best Bratz-wear to spend the whole day at the local Indian Casino. I bet when she goes bra-less her boobs are in her lap.

Also, with all the plastic surgery she's had you'd think she'd get her top lip evened out...

What is wrong with you people, this is just tara without hardly any makeup on and just casually dressed, relaxed.... what's wrong with that?! She does'nt look bad at all, look at her skin......NO makeup, pretty smooth actually. And maybe she has some drinking problems or whatever, but i would be willing to bet more than half the people writing these negative posts also have alcohol or other problems! Also i would be willing to bet not half of you are as attractive as tara reid either!! You know it's a fact that people that constantly put other people down or are constantly pointing out other people's negatives, is because THEY THEMSELVES have low self esteem, in other words " Hey look at ugly tara, and all of her problems....huh...I guess my problems aren't so bad, ha-ha-..tara's ugly!" Truth is people need to worry about YOUR OWN problems and shit before you worry about tara's!! Oh ya... and GROW UP!!

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