Dec 5 2007Tara Reid is slashing prices

Tara Reid is currently partying in Sydney where she’s trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for club appearances. Predictably no one went for it, according to Page Six:

She had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite, Sydney Confidential reports. The surgically-enhanced sexpot was most recently seen cavorting for cash at the taste-challenged gala called the Hookers Ball in Darwin.

Wow, what a bargain! For only $3,500 I can have my special event smell like a sewage plant drenched in Sambuca. Where do I sign?

NOTE: I included pictures of Tara shopping at Ed Hardy’s in Sydney where I’ll assume they had to burn the entire store afterwards. Along with part of the surrounding block. At this rate, I imagine the entire Australian outback should be ablaze my mid-afternoon.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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The mystery of the Malibu fires is now solved.

who gives a ship about this slut?

She looks my mother with a bad sunburn..... note: My mother is a crackhead AND a belligerent alcoholic.....um..what?

She is so hot! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.

I think I saw her in a movie or something. It cost me much less than $3500. I tried to burn down the theatre and think it cost about $2000 to replace the seats. The emotional scars from the film will be haunting me forever.

I think this practice shuold be outlawed anyway, Why not just legalize prostitution?

And "Kim", isn't your website "imafrigginloserwithherpesanddontdeservetolive.com"?

What she needs to slash is her wrists!

You wish you thought of it first!

What.....the fuck......is wrong....with her face (aside from the obvious)?

I think her cocaine bills are catching up to her. Nowadays the decisions to be made are whether to get that ounce or those new boots.

Hey Kim #4: Fuck off, troll.

Hey Kim #4: Fuck off, troll.

I think it's HIL-A-RI-OUS!!! You mean to tell me she's only a legend in her own mind?! I love the Aussies! Nobody bullsh*ts them! Ha! Ha! Tara is a loser! :o)

Kim, HEY KIM, I'm talking to YOU! You are SO FUCKIGN LUCKY not to be in my presence right now because I would slach you face and knuckles with a razorblade and squeeze lemon juice on it.

Charlie Sheen found KIM's snatch there. Stupid CUNT.

Oh Ellie, spot on with the Aussies not taking any of our bullshit. Very Good.

#13, SSV
I love the new name.

What I said on the other post is only true.

That Ed Hardy crap is so passe; I'm so fricken sick of seeing it. But its not quite as passe as Tara and her incredible shrinking body. Bobble headed bitch needs to eat.

after the party in aussie tara went to SKYBAR!

very hot. mmmmmmmmm
http://do1t.net

this chick looks like she's been rode flat. please tell this skank her days have been over. it's time to move to a small midwestern town and have babies with some farmer.

She looks like a mucking fonkey with lip gloss on her teeth.

Saaaay, look at the crinkly scar-looking things around the lower-outside of her eyes. Could it be possible that this whore has had eye surgery already?

She looks like a mucking fonkey with lip gloss on her teeth.

she is one of those chicks that looks good in the dark and from a distance but up close or in the light, she looks like your 70 year old grandmother with a huge DD rack... YUCK!

I'll pay her $30,000 to sit around at my house! No I won't. I saw her profile at HASbeen-NEVERwas.com

I'm not thrilled with the new picture viewing setup.

I bet people with handicap fetishes are all over this

she's probably going to go the sophia asherton route any minute now. she'll be selling her pussy to the highest bidder. personally i'd rather ruck a rabid possum than her tired ass.

Orange you glad you're not her?

Love you tara! beautiful girl > jealous haterzzzzzz

I yam really glad..

Is that a Jem and The Holograms t-shirt? And where's her Rainbow Brite trapper Keeper?..

God, Why doesn't her family, or friends or some bum on the street tell her and The Herpes Brigade that their 15 minutes are up?!?! It's only a matter of time before we see her, Lohan, Spears, Ritchie and Hilton, in hardcore porn.
I mean she looks like a porn star in that pic.

She and Jenna Jameson are starting to look like twins.

Christ, she used to be such a cute girl. Can't act worth shit, but at least she looked great. She now has too big fake boobs, too ugly stomach from lipo, too orange, too skinny, too made up, etc. She needs to stay the hell away from the doctor who did this kick ass job and eat a burger.

I would pay her $25,000 for a hummer.

I am talking about the vehicle not the sex act..

FRIST you have mail..

Who cares about Tara Reid? There are two Aussie hotties lurking behind her. Let's photograph them!

I wouldn't pay any money tomater. (sorry I tried)

Do you get to bang her for the $3500? If so please sign me up. I would love to grope her plastic

28 - Yeah, I'm certainly jealous. I'm sorry that I didn't have heinous surgery, that I am a drunk with bad burnt skin, that I have no ass to speak of, that I have a serious issue with looks and cocaine, and that I'm just a trashy whore.

MMmmm, yeahhhhh, I can't think of anyone else I'd want to be like. I think I'll go kill myself now since I'm so jealous.

She's barely a celebrity in the US. Why the hell would any other country care about her when we don't?

haha LayDee- AND they used the word "haterzzzzz". Really, that's all they had to say..

That's right, I said haterzzzzzz. You're just mad because I won't drink your haterade.

I don't even wanna think about the crying and self mutilating emo-style my penis woud do if I tried to insert it into her. Would you guys realy do her?? She was cute years ago, for like 10 minutes, but now it's just downhill. I thik I'd do Paris before this... or at the same time. That would be a story to tell.

41 - Ohhhh, that was even bad for you. I mean I feel sorry for your corny line. My cats vomit had more funny in it than that tired old line.

"haterade"....I mean that is just awful (wrinkles nose); you must be 14 to make up something THAT lame. (holds nose with thumb and forefinger)

Yo check it out, she's already gettingthat bulbous Carl Malden/Jimmy Durante drunk nose...(OMG)

25 to 30K for this smegma to appear at a club? Holy smokes, does that include fries and a shake?

She looks like an old woman. Like really. Her skin looks old, she looks old. How old is she, only about 27 right?

=)

$25k to 30k ,, bang her for about a week..

Australia's a lot more desperate than I thought, what with crocs getting all the good looking chicks.

Hey look at pic #4! I didn't know they stitch in your IQ for you! NEATO!!! Do they have a website?

So this is how the Crypt Keeper enters retirement.

Now I know why people say "plastic surgery" instead of "aesthetical surgery". It makes people look like they are made of plastic and it is everything but pretty. In fact it is scary. Look at her. These thick white teeth would look good only in the mouth of a huge African man. They do not match her features. And the lines around the eyes at only 32. And the extremely strectched and shiny skin. The fried yellow hair that begs to fall off. These ridiculous baloons on a skinny frame. She is pathetic. This is what happens when you are a slave of other people's opinions. Terrible.

I'll give her $30 for a filthy lopez....

I loved it when this dude sang with Poison, except when that douche Rikki Rocket screwed it up and made the band break up....

Why does it seem she is always sniffing around Australia? Has she managed to convince them she's somehow a relevant and worthwhile celebrity? Clearly Ed Hardy's think so...who the fuck wants to dress like Tara Reid?

i'll pay her $3500 bucks to come to my house so i can bleach her orange skin.

In the first pic she looks like that little guy from Lord of the Rings...Gollum...LOL.

HAHAHAHA!

Honestly, I would love to party with her. Just to see how crazy she can get.
Lets pool up 3500 and get her to appear.

I really hate people that wear Ed Hardy shirts.

UM--

This bitch is a fugly troll. Look at her face. She's BUSTED. There's houses in Katrina ravaged Nola that look less busted than her.

And why the fuck is she shopping at Ed Hardy? Does she even have any ink? Probably has a bumper sticker that says "tramp stamp" huh? How the hell does she afford these $100 a pop t shirts for suckers? She hasn't had work in years!!!!

Go back to your corner! WOOF! WOOF!

UGLY!!! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out now.

Tara sadly seems to have found herself a tiny bit of "fame" here in Oz, but I'm still having trouble believing people are paying her to go to clubs? Surely she would be working for a free bar tab, and the starfucker idiots are probably giving her drugs, they're lining up outside the men's room, and she's doing bj's......

As if Ed Hardy is something. It's another pathetic mall shop for folks wishing they had some identity. It's like all the other suburban gay-teen staples: Abercrombie, Hollister, etc. Some tart with water wings pedaling passe styles. Yech.

As if Ed Hardy is something. It's another pathetic mall shop for folks wishing they had some identity. It's like all the other suburban gay-teen staples: Abercrombie, Hollister, etc. Some tart with water wings pedaling passe styles. Yech.

Good god. Pictures speak a-thousand words.. And have great spell-ckeck.

So I assume that this shirt and label is the equivalent to the awful Von Dutch shirts that idiot Latinos used to wear not knowing that Von Dutch was a racist fuck. (I looked it up; great artist, stinky attitude)

I love that shit. I love how people are such posers.

59 I loved that "tramp stamp sticker" reference. That was gold.

way to fucking ruin ed hardy for me FOREVER

bitch please.
you don't 'HAVE' to have a tattoo to wear/respect ed hardy.
you fail

She's lost too much weight. She's orange, her 15 minutes are over. Go away you talentless whore bag PLEASE.

That chain-smoking pig-nosed cunt is a trainwreck.

Other than that, she's cool.

I don't understand - what are they actually paying her to do? Just be there? Dance? What is this all about?

isnt this girl in her 20s? Her skin looks like crap and those wrinkles around her eyes are horrible.

YUCK
she's gross

She looks like the landlord from the movie Kingpin. "Hey Roy lululululu" with two fingers between your tounge.

She looks like the landlord from the movie Kingpin. "Hey Roy lululululu" with your tounge between the fingers.

One of those women plastic surgeons pray for - she manages to look 40+ being barely over 30 (I had to check that!). I really don;t want to see her when she hits 50 unassisted by surgery...

She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at http://www.interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will wanna try interracial kiss after seening it

Nice boots.

But the rest? Looks like a drive-by paintball shooting.

She looks like a gigantic tattoo from the early 1970s, the kind one would get from a tattoo parlor in some seedy sailor town like San Diego.

#66--

Shut up you ugly ass bitch. You don't fucking have a Harley Davidson T shirt and have never ridden a Harley. That's being a fucking POSEUR. You're damn straight you better have a tat if you walk around wearing Ed Hardy shit. Either that or a tremendous sense of pompous ass and a criminal inability to care where your money goes.

GET IT RIGHT. BITCH.

EAT IT.

Meet tara-daffy duck in person. Do people remember how you looked ten years ago? Think another ten years ahead and the only thing that we will remember is simply: PUUUUKE, PUUUUUKE, PUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!

she looks like she is made of plastic

I'm scared.So argly. No wander she was seen wondering on sugarmommymeet.com, the rich women finding handsome boys site. She can only find her boy online.

She's slashing prices...on the street corner.

amazing http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315706 look here reale life

she looks terrible. much worse than britney spears. if britney cleans herself up, i think she has the possiblity of looking good again. but tara, there's no hope for her. she already looks like she's 50 and she ruined her body with bad plastic surgery. her boobs are disgusting.

typical white trash.............YAWN!!!!!!!

Bitch looks like she walked out of the Senior Citizen home... How old is this train wreck? She be looking about 52.

no she looks beautiful and very young.. she looks like she could be in her late 20's all i know is i would do absolutely anything to get tara in bed..

Didn't we chew you up and spit you out already!

I've always loved that big smile of hers. Lookit, idn't she a cutie?

i don't think she is beautiful. every time i signed in www.sugarmommymeet.com and there were always many men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....

he he look nice and smyle http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 he he

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