Dec 12 2007Sofia Vergara will jangle your spurs

Colombian model Sofia Vergara went for the cowgirl look as she shopped around Miami Beach last night. I’d love to ride off with her into the sunset. It’s a simple dream, really. A quiet dream. An American dream. And it involves a hot Colombian woman using me like a mechanical bull where your quarter runs out real fast. In fact, you haven’t even gotten on yet and it’s already asleep.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Probably not FRIST or second but oh well, she's not jangling spurs. She's jangling my .....oh hell. yay!!!

fist me!!!!!

second!!! and first to say FRIST!!!

Colombian...hmmm...I wonder where she's muling the coke? Time for the border patrol/body cavity search fantasy...

She doesn't look like a cow
...says Jimbo

all I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom and a heyyyyyyyyyyy!

She looks sort of White. Not bad for a spic, I guess.

Can we say she's a "woman with curves" or is that reserved for cottage cheese chicks like Jennifer Love Hewitt?

If they're real, they're spectacular. I have my doubts. I'll do a case study and get back to you.

i wanna eat her poop

Who cares? She is smokin hot!
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i'd like to see her dressed as a reverse cowgirl

she´s not colombian, she´s mexican

Sofia is stunning, gorgeous, hot, fucking fuckable, and many other good things. That aside why are we letting a Columbian stroll around the streets of Miami? Are those photos from the paparazzi or Crockett and Tubbs surveillance photos?

I agree, she looks pretty white here. If she was careful not to park in front, I'd let her come over and suck me.

#14 - we can't be bothered trying to distinguish between two types of dirt.

A new hot spic with super wide hips... oh joy.

More of her!

Martina- She's definitely Colombian maybe you should do some research before making a claim like that.

I think it's only fair to let all of you know that Sofia and I are getting married. I can't wait to tell her, especially after I let her out of the cage. Meow!

And yes, she is smoin' f'n hot.

Funny, but "verga" is another ugly way of saying "dick." I wonder if she uses that to her "sexy" advantage. whatever.

18 - Columbians are hippy with flat asses and big tits, in most cases. Unless you're Shakira and have that hot Lebanese blood adding a nicer look.

Funny, but "verga" is another ugly way of saying "dick." I wonder if she uses that to her "sexy" advantage. whatever.

18 - Columbians are hippy with flat asses and big tits, in most cases. Unless you're Shakira and have that hot Lebanese blood adding a nicer look.

14 - Ummm yes she is you unitard.

11- you're gay.

9- you're probably a big fat person, yes?

I suppose she's hot, but jesus - I mean, hayzeus - when she starts up with that high-pitched monkeychatter language, I start to get a migraine. I've got to start locking out Univision from my cable.

She's just ok. I'd be afraid of what she looks like upon waking up in the morning.

Hey Jimbo, you have new perverted mail..

Hey veggi, is your cold any better yet?

Hey tp, why do you eat so much poop?

@26- actually, I don't have tv, but it appears you're an ass..

ha FRIST!!

Yay!!! I have my very own troll!!!

A natural blond who dyes her hair this color to look more like a spic to American audiences.

I like the poop.

Wow is she pretty. I have no idea who she is, and I don't think I've ever seen her before now, but she is under rated whoever she is. Very, very pretty. And perfect feminine figure too. No stick chick. I'm officially jealous.

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gawd, Vanessa. Slut much?..

I laughed so hard I cried at #30..

So veggi, you're a lesbian and you don't have a TV. Do you also wear garlic around your neck?

lesbian? no. Played in the minors, but never went pro..

I meant 32, what happened??? This site is so weird..

#37, no that would be me, but that's cause I HATE the vampires!!!!!

She was shopping Miami for coke. It is cheaper in Miami than in Columbia and she stands far less chance of being raped after the transaction is completed.

poooooooooooooooooooooop!..

#30 That might be my troll too.

Now that is Batch-tastic!

That top is about to break loose and the flying buttons will become dangerous projectiles killing all men staring at her chest within 20 feet of her.

Not bad for an old chick (35).

I can has poop?

She's fat.

btw, why is this site now all about looking at rather uninteresting chicks? Since when do men visit gossipy websites? Why dont' they just go to porn site?

Isn't this supposed to be for women and gays?

Where's the gossip? Where's teh juicy bits?

Getting boring around here.

#47 just because we suck a little cock, it doesn't make us gay.

#47- I thought that said "getting boner around here". You know. Like a man boner. A man penis.

oh hey, #47.....

She's fat? I'd sure hate to see you.
But I do agree with the rest of your comment.

Wait, you MUST be gay.

I can't surf porn at work.

I can't either!!!

I guess she's ok, I dunno. Maybe if they worked harder? Or at least didn't smell so bad? Don't mean to be cruel or anything, but clearly they're not the last stop on the evolutionary line.

She is beautiful just because she's colombian. All colombian women are the best.

She is beautiful just because she's colombian. All colombian women are the best.

She is beautiful just because she's colombian. All colombian women are the best.

Nice gir;l

Nice gir;l

Nice gir;l

Nice gir;l

Nice gir;l

There is a Columbian woman at my workplace and she is stunning. She is tall, thin, with a tiny waist and long dark shiny hair. If she wasn't a highly paid executive dealing with strategy, she would have all the engineers after her. But they prefer to go after the trainee from Estonia who is just cute, it is less risky.

Have you ever noticed that Colombian women always make it to the top 3 in every Miss Universe contest?! That country produces some of the most beautiful women in the world! And just because a woman is of Hispanic origin, doesn't automatically determine that she is supposed to have big hips, a big booty, or big legs, etc. Also, I know plenty of Hispanic people who look white (who really gives a shit?!) because ULTIMATELY, their roots trace back to Spain, and where is this? IN FUCKIN' EUROPE!!! DUH!!! Congratulations - I just gave you a fuckin' history lesson! Anyone who thinks otherwise should be SHOT and sent back to isolation on their farm in small, narrow-minded town USA.... GET FUCKIN' REAL!!!

meh...
i prefer Argentinians...

@ Martina...
you fucking idiot...she's Colombian...

and to all you idiots...
it's Colombian...not Columbian...
if it were the later, the country would be called Columbia...which it's not.

Amazing to see how many ignorant hillbilly cracker gringos come on this site. Anyone insulting latino, or Colombian women to be more specific are bitter and jealous because we are soooo much better looking, intelligent, and have better personalities than pale ugly ass cracker gringas who have no personalities and absolutely no fire in their blood like we do. Yes, you are green with envy but just get over it. And for the cracker men making those comments are probably just bitter a Hot Ass Latina turned down his ugly white ass. In 50 years we will be the majority. Just thought I'd throw that out there. And FYI, latinas come in all shapes, colors and sizes. God, it always amazes me how ignorant gringos really are. Freaking idiots saying Sofia 'looks white'. There are Plenty of latin women who have light skin, and light hair and eyes for that matter. If you left your hicktown for a change you might know that. But tho the rest of the world, you people will always be stupid, ignorant crackers.

#66 - reloading this thread and finding your comment here is exactly like going into a public bathroom, walking into the stall, and finding a giant poop-log sticking all the way up out of the water.

66 - Chicken. No one knows who you are so "Nonya" is so rediculous.

Also you must be new here becasue you sound like an idiot who takes this god-damed site WAYYYY to seriously. So "andate a cagar por favor" with your fucking ghetto shit. Go back to the heights.

And it's true, Colombian as well as Venezuelan women are some of the purtiest chicks out there. Argentinians are way to fake.

oh and I forgot something. You're an idiot.

I meant "ridiculous" and "too."

Latina's don't look any better than anyone else. It's just that some white guy banged a few, liked it because it's "exotic" for white ppls tastes and then whammo, latina's are now the new flavor to hit. Everyone is beautiful in their own way.

@67...that was fricken hilarious!...only problem is, I was sipping on a frappachino as I read it , and it kind ruined the taste for me; but it was worth it! ...Frapps...what am I, Britney? *shudders*

71 - BTW, the Phippinas are the new latinas, except the boys who get stuck with them regret it oh so much more.

Oh, one thing, Latin girls look better than pasty white chicks with no asses. Just saying.

#66 Nonya, Yes people are very ignorant and racist. Of course people come in all shapes and sizes regardless of race or culture and racial stereotypes are idiotic, immoral and destructive. But this is the Superficial the humour here is like the humour on South Park; no one is immune and everyone gets mocked.

Now if you re read your post you will see how hypocritical you are being. There is nothing wrong with being for example a gorgeous latin woman with caramel skin and there is nothing wrong with being for example a beautiful russian woman with fair snow white skin. Don't expect respect about your differences if you are going to insult others for their differences. Many beautiful women have fair skin and many have dark skin. But insisting that dark skin is more attractive is insiting that women with naturally fair skin go out and get skin cancer trying to look darker.

Don't insulst people for being narrowminded and then dish out the same exact shit to others. Your comments were down right racist towards caucasians. We all have different tastes and women are most beautiful when they are true to themselves. But no race or skin color or hair or eye color is better than another. Try to actually listen to your words and realize how much you are contradicting yourself.

"Vergara is 170 cm (5 feet, 7 inches) tall, and she has naturally blonde/sunbleached hair (for films and TV, she is frequently required to dye it brunette to make her look more "Latina")". -Wikipedia

Since Vergara is naturally blond then she shouldn't partake in encouraging stereotypes by conforming to racist bullshit that creates one stereotypical image of latin women. Be part of the solution not the problem and don't sell your integrity and culture to the highest hollywood bidder and then be surprised by the resulting prejudice.

u're all soooo wrong...colombians are amazingly curvacious and sooooo hot, and her tits are so real is amazing....ooh an colombian people are not all short little brown people, i swear the people who write on this website are the most retarded cunts in the world

u're all soooo wrong...colombians are amazingly curvacious and sooooo hot, and her tits are so real is amazing....ooh an colombian people are not all short little brown people, i swear the people who write on this website are the most retarded cunts in the world

u're all soooo wrong...colombians are amazingly curvacious and sooooo hot, and her tits are so real is amazing....ooh an colombian people are not all short little brown people, i swear the people who write on this website are the most retarded cunts in the world

the whole cowgirl fashion trend went out the door back when madonna's fame fizzled. and it hasn't come back. except in like, fucking bozeman or something.

#75, #76, #77, you are not in a Staples commercial the post button is NOT the EASY button.

You tripple posters remind me of annoying loud kids at malls who can't stop pushing all the buttons around them; elevator buttons, handicap door opening buttons, Mom's patience button etc..

Please calm down, try eating a little less sugar, learn how to spell at least a few words and then come back and write a real post. Mmmmkay.

Thanks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

#68- 'andate a cagar' oh, and thats not ghetto, you are so cultured. I wish I was as eloquent and well spoken as you LayDeeBug. Oh well, maybe in another life! hahaha. I actually didn't take all that bs seriously. Who gives a damn what you think, I just spoke my mind. This is an open forum and Im allowed to do that. And no, Argentinians are not fake, You are you dumb ass. #74 you make valid points.

oh and i forgot something. Learn to spell! RETARD

oh and i forgot something #68. Learn to spell! RETARD

oh and i forgot something #68. Learn to spell! RETARD

More Sofia Vergara stories!!!
Ummmm....I need to know more Spanish.
Etc.

#14-There's no way she is mexican. She isn't cleaning my house.

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I am just a bit curious...Her profile was found on millionaire dating site MillMatch.com last week. I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend! I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site!

She's hot. She looks European, not like the rest of ugly fat spic chicks. She'd be much hotter if she didn't speak that ugly ass spic language.

Colombian, Mexican, whatever. This chick is spictacular looking! Get it, spictacular? Yea. Yea. Spictacular!

Snarky. I just got it...
...and 9/11 was an Inside job
(oops may have gone off topic there for a sec - my bad)

Her breasts are natural. My cousin went to college with her and yes, they are natural! And BTW she have a son that is 16 years old!
"Mira en Barranquilla se baila así...!!!"

# 66 yes, you probably WILL be the majority (although it won't take 50 years considering that you're the mammals with the highest reproductive rate after rats) - the majority without any political or economical power. So go ahead - the country needs housekeepers and contruction workers.

HI THERE SOFIA VIAGRA: YOU DEFFINITELY "KEEPS THINGS GOING"!!

Hey #66... on behalf of all the tax paying "gringas" that you-oh-so- hate, you deserve to get your sorry ungreatful ass deported back to your barren, corrupt, imbalanced country that you revere. See if your own government gives a shit about you the way those "ignorant gringos" shelter your pathetic ass. But of course, that's assuming that you're from the U.S and have a shitty outlook on people because you probably feel shitty about yourself.

Since you're probably a little bitch, you wouldn't be able to withstand a 3rd world lifestyle, and come crawling back to the U.S. crying.

Oh and white is a racial group. Latino is an ethnic group. Both groups can overlap. Cracker and Gringo are racial slurs. and You (nonya) are pathetic. Go check out Dr. Phil.

I like her ,real her

I like her ,real her

@66 - I don't care about most of what you've said here, but I have to laugh at the lengths to which you go to inform all of us how "spicy" you are. I feel like I'm watching an episode of Judge Maria Lopez.

me too

me too nature girl ,there are more.

me too. there are more.

sweet merciful fuck!

got to get me one of those

nope

Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.

to #50:

btw, I am not fat and I am a woman. 5.4 inches/ 112 lbs. Long natural blonde straight hair and blue eyes.

Have never been fat a day in my life.

So, shove it! Thanks!

woo~~~so sexy, perfect body...

Yippee Ti Yay.

Looks like she has a nice waist.

#105 (that's how much I weigh).
I am 5'4" too (which in Hollywood the town opf lies would make me 5'6" and as a fan of heels people think I'm much taller but, I digress) as I said I weigh 105 pounds, I have naturally very long dark chocolate brown hair it has nice full waves but goes perfectly striaght with a blowdryer and I have big green eyes. I have nice curves despite my slim wieght (stick figure is just a term used by angry fat people when they hear a low body weight).

That said even I don't think this girl is fat at all. I think she's quite hot to be honest. She looks toned to me I see no rolls she's just thick in a good way but it suits her. She is 5'7" and I am guessing about 130-140 You are supposed to add five pounds for every inch so if you were 5'7" that would make you 127, so she's really not FAT at all.

She's kind of a butterface and sounds like Charo, which is not a good thing.

Oh yeah she's got areally unattractive face. *rolls eyes. Whatever.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3210/Events/3210/SofiaVerga_Grani_1290307_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Vergara,%20Sof%EDa

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2444/Events/2444/SopiaVerga_Grani_2745229_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Vergara,%20Sof%EDa

Lets try that again. For # 109

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3210/Events/3210/Sofia
Verga_Grani_1290307_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=
Vergara,%20Sof%EDa

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2444/Events/2444/Sopia
Verga_Grani_2745229_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=
Vergara,%20Sof%EDa

look great very pretty
My gallery http://www.spymac.com/details/?2317786

81 - Back-pedaling won't save you. You're NAILED. Wipe your bloody hands cuz I nailed you.

Bwahahahah!

Maybe I should have written it "andAte a cagar" with the little 'tine accent. And yes, 'tine's are fake as are you, back-pedaler.

Cleaning up you're "cracker" talk from yesterday doesn't save you. You have been nailed, by everyone here. NAIIIIILLLLLED-duh.

(Maniacal laughter) You can't play with the big dogs, little puppy. Or for the spanish "LEETLE POPPY"

I'm a mexican, bitch!

Fran Dreshier

to #66,60,26,18,16,8,86,93
All of you are so stupid, ha ha ha first this girl is white (caucasian) just as paris hilton, but she doesn't use contacts and she dyes her hair dark. just google any of her old pictures. Hispanic is NOT NOT NOT a race is a cultural linkage w Spain. there are blacks, Asians, mix, white and many many native americans from all the American continent. Thinking that Hispanics are all brown is like thinking that all Americans have blonde hair and blue eyes, just stupid.
This girl has more boobs than hips.
You are all so racist, specially # 66. please give me a break, you sound more racist and ignorant than the people who posted racist commments about her.
Colombians are ok but not really the big deal.Beauty is so relative, the true a great majority of women in LA have a boob job just imagine what you can do where plastic surgery is cheaper
at least there is another new face in this website beside Lindsay, Paris, Britney and the same people every day. finnaly # 74 I like your posting

116 that's Fran Drescher

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I think she looks quite alot like the actress from the Partridge family. Susan Dey.

it's amazing how ignorant most of you people are... It's fine if you don't find her attractive but does that give you any right to start talking about Colombian or Latino people like that? such as "she speaks that ugly spic language" Do you know how stupid and close minded that makes you sound? but i mean who really cares right?the people that still are in that racist mind set are the ones missing out because in reality we're all people and we shouldn't be judged by what language or color or stereotype we have but our character. I'd like to see how you'd survive out of your red neck town and in a city where people actually think outside the box! if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all..Assholes

she looks like rachel ray, no?

eeeeeeeeho! that is correct be happy it is a fresh new face... most of the chics that appear like amy winohouse, britney, the lohan are sooooooo ugly ....gees i guess that is the prettiest america can output to the world... no wonder the othe r countries think we look like tards....at least hispanic and black and asian american s....yessss Americans .... give a little bit more variety to the media/ the world media! don't you think...remember we are the united states not the divided states! when people are black and they live in Europe or England they speak proper English and state they are English no black English ... Or if you are living in France regardless of what you look like you say you are French ,,, not Black French..

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