Dec 4 2007Selma Blair wants to feel good (In the sex way)
Selma Blair did a little shopping at the new Kiki De Montparnasse lingerie store in L.A. where she told People that she recently broke up with her boyfriend:
Surrounded by lace slips and garter belts, the actress said her newly single status doesn't lessen her love of lingerie. "I have a lot of it, but mostly for myself," she said. "It just makes you feel beautiful."
And that, incidentally, is also what she's looking for in a man. "I want someone who makes me feel good," she said, adding with a sly smile, "if you know what I mean."
Wait a minute. Selma Blair is just sitting around by herself wearing lingerie and pining for a man. OnStar, take me to Selma Blair! OnStar? Hello? Where the hell is… Dude, OnStar, get out of the fridge! Are you drinking my beer? C’mon! Take me to Selma Blair. It’s important. Yes, important enough for me not to wear pants in the car. Look, can we just, I dunno, go back to how things used to be? You know, where you were a little box above my rear-view mirror that obeyed my every command. But this time don’t deploy the airbag in my face. I need to look sexy and not all Owen Wilson-nose’d up. May he rest in peace.
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Reader Comments
1. a doe - December 4, 2007 2:18 PM
i don't care if I'm 1st, but I am...hee hee
2. Krazee Eyez Killah - December 4, 2007 2:18 PM
schwing
3. a doe - December 4, 2007 2:18 PM
i don't care if I'm 1st, but I am...hee hee
4. feg - December 4, 2007 2:21 PM
I thought she was married to one of the Zappa boys?? the bald one.
5. Tapeworm - December 4, 2007 2:23 PM
Why are there pictures of an adolescent boy accompanying these pictures? I thought Blair was a woman?
6. Jumpin_J - December 4, 2007 2:23 PM
Seriously, if you're attracted to a woman who looks like Tom Cruise, that's just plain creepy. That's assuming Selma IS a woman! (place dramatic prairie dog music here).
7. missj - December 4, 2007 2:24 PM
she looks like a big head little boy with that ugly hair cut
8. Jumpin_J - December 4, 2007 2:25 PM
Seriously, if you're attracted to a woman who looks like Tom Cruise, that's just plain creepy. That's assuming Selma IS a woman! (place dramatic prairie dog music here).
9. Jumpin_J - December 4, 2007 2:25 PM
Seriously, if you're attracted to a woman who looks like Tom Cruise, that's just plain creepy. That's assuming Selma IS a woman! (place dramatic prairie dog music here).
10. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 2:27 PM
I like this one too. She is totally built like an 11-year-old, but I like her attitude, her beautiful face, her weird "I'm so bored" voice, and well, I just like her. She seems cool to me.
11. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 2:29 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!
IF Y'ALL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT THERE IS A DELAY AND ONLY HAVE TO PRESS THE SUBMIT BUTTON ONCE, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ....
****THERE'S A DELAY; PRESS SUBMIT BUTTON ONLY ONCE******
Jesus, I figured that one out hours ago.
12. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 2:33 PM
She just needs to add some meat to those starved bones and then she will feel completely better. In just about every way.
13. FRIST!!! - December 4, 2007 2:35 PM
haHA!!!
There IS a delay. A riDICulous delay. I emailed the editor, but apparently they find torturing us to be a pretty fun game. On my mark, get set, click post your comment and see how fricken long it takes this time.
14. Jimbo - December 4, 2007 2:36 PM
I have an announcement!!!!
I AM AN IDIOT!!!!
the most disturbing part of this is the signs were there the whole time. I think I will go get my head examined for any sign of life.
15. FRIST!!! - December 4, 2007 2:37 PM
Not too bad this time, only like 10 seconds. Things are really looking up..
Who the crap is this chick?
16. RichPort - December 4, 2007 2:37 PM
The only thing attractive about this chick is the prospect of getting my Prince Albert stuck behind her uvula. And punching her on the side of the head to dislodge it.
17. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 2:50 PM
No
boobs
at
all.
Wow.
18. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 2:50 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!
IF Y'ALL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT THERE IS A DELAY AND ONLY HAVE TO PRESS THE SUBMIT BUTTON ONCE, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ....
****THERE'S A DELAY; PRESS SUBMIT BUTTON ONLY ONCE******
Jesus, I figured that one out hours ago.
19. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 2:52 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!
IF Y'ALL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT THERE IS A DELAY AND ONLY HAVE TO PRESS THE SUBMIT BUTTON ONCE, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ....
****THERE'S A DELAY; PRESS SUBMIT BUTTON ONLY ONCE******
Jesus, I figured that one out hours ago.
20. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 2:53 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!
IF Y'ALL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT THERE IS A DELAY AND ONLY HAVE TO PRESS THE SUBMIT BUTTON ONCE, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ....
****THERE'S A DELAY; PRESS SUBMIT BUTTON ONLY ONCE******
Jesus, I figured that one out hours ago.
21. i 'd hit it - December 4, 2007 2:53 PM
she doesn't look like a kid. shes kinda quirky, her face is pretty. i like her style.
she looks fit and light, i could throw her around.
i think she is ok.
22. i 'd hit it - December 4, 2007 2:53 PM
she doesn't look like a kid. shes kinda quirky, her face is pretty. i like her style.
she looks fit and light, i could throw her around.
i think she is ok.
23. Texas Tranny - December 4, 2007 2:55 PM
Doesn't everyone sit around in their lingerie? I know I do.
Hey Val, is there a delay?
24. Ally - December 4, 2007 2:56 PM
I HATE this new picture system. Why can't I just click the fucking thumbnail and see that picture?? Grrrr...
25. Jeezy - December 4, 2007 3:04 PM
This was probably the funniest little blurb you've written in a long time!
Also, yes, the changes to this site all suck. All of them. Put it back to the way it was. If you're doing this to drive up pageviews and advertising revenue, just know that the cooler of use Firefox with Adblock Plus, so we rarely if ever see all the fucking ads you've got around here.
26. Chauncy Gardner - December 4, 2007 3:06 PM
Selma could have been attractive, if her hairline hadn't conquered her forehead at an early age.
You can't see it here, but her forehead is about 3" x 3" of open skin, surrounded by a jungle of chimp hair. I can only imagine that her crotch looks like a nest of tarantulas.
27. Gerald_Tarrant - December 4, 2007 3:11 PM
Que feo.
28. Vick Puffs - December 4, 2007 3:20 PM
well said # 10.
29. ME - December 4, 2007 3:27 PM
She's a good looking 10 year boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 3:30 PM
DEAR TROLL, YOU'RE SLIP IS SHOWING......
31. p0nk - December 4, 2007 3:30 PM
he looks familiar, i think he was in my jr. high gym class.
32. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 3:31 PM
Goddamned obvious mother fucker (laughs) you think these people think you are ME????? Sorry troll, not today.
Am I right FRIST and Jimbo (holds hand up for high-five)
33. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 3:32 PM
TT - Now YOU my friend are funny AND original!
34. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 3:34 PM
26 - Oh Chauncey, I've missed your words. (sighs and makes eyes at chauncey)
35. Anal Phlegm Munch - December 4, 2007 3:34 PM
I'd hit it.
36. Anal Phlegm Munch - December 4, 2007 3:35 PM
I'd hit it.
37. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. - December 4, 2007 3:37 PM
Actually she is gorgeous, not really false looking - I like it.
38. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 3:38 PM
She likes to flick her tizzler while churning anus butter.
Tally-O!
39. tired of fat woman thinking the because they are fat, that makes them better - December 4, 2007 3:41 PM
29 -
not every woman has to have saddlebags and cottage cheese and be a depressed glutton who just sits on their ass and watches tv to be an attractive female.
fat woman are jealous and quick to call a thin woman who enjoys something in life other than food a " little boy ".
was audrey hepburn also a little boy?
40. Texas Tranny - December 4, 2007 3:54 PM
tizzler???? anus butter???? That's pretty damn funny.
Val,
I just call it like I see it.
41. amma - December 4, 2007 3:59 PM
...Hahahah...high five to the person who wrote she looks like Tom Cruise;) Yeah, she's okay. But she is so not as pretty as she thinks she is--to have hair that short, you'd better have a beyond beautiful, flawless face. And she don't. So, maybe grow a little hair and get a padded bra and then we'll talk.
42. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 3:59 PM
40 you go gurl!
Can you believe this girl is either 35 or 36?
43. FRIST!!! - December 4, 2007 4:00 PM
Sorry Val I was gone, here's yer high five!!! (slap)
44. holla@meh - December 4, 2007 4:01 PM
she looks like a dude. he-he. idk. maybe she should put a weave in. she might not look manly with long hair.
45. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 4:02 PM
40 you go gurl!
Can you believe this girl is either 35 or 36?
46. Texas Tranny - December 4, 2007 4:08 PM
Damn, I can't believe she is that old.
I need to get laid, anyone up for a mercy fuck?
47. Disher - December 4, 2007 4:10 PM
She's hot, the dress is hot. Tom Cruise wishes he looked this good.
48. DA - December 4, 2007 4:16 PM
Want to see something that is really ugly?????????
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/03/wface103.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox
49. yourmother - December 4, 2007 4:23 PM
39
Short hair cut, like a boy
No tits, like a boy
No hips, like a boy
Quacks like a duck.....
Hmmm
50. LayDeeBug - December 4, 2007 4:39 PM
46 how much is a flight from Newark to Texas
51. BunnyButt - December 4, 2007 4:56 PM
Do long thermal undies and a flannel robe count as lingerie? If so, I was sitting around in mine last evening.
52. Texas Tranny - December 4, 2007 5:24 PM
LDB, free for you, it's on me.
53. Z - December 4, 2007 7:26 PM
use IFRAME damnit !!
54. julee - December 4, 2007 7:57 PM
shy? It is said that she had a shy hot interracial kiss video at interracialconnect.com . it is a niche interracial dating site. wanna check? wonderful video
55. Schlom - December 5, 2007 12:04 AM
Changing the subject but did you know that driving without pants (or doing pretty much anything without pants) is called Porky Pigging? I learned that from Jason Whitlock. Who says you can't learn anything from sportswriters?
56. tg - December 5, 2007 12:24 AM
Unless she gets some tits, she can never expect to get any pleasure.
Get. Some. Tits. Your flatness disgusts me.
57. babyglyniss - December 5, 2007 12:27 AM
she looks like a transvestite.
58. toya - December 5, 2007 1:16 AM
wow.maybe that's why she was seen wondering on sugarmommymeet.com. you know it's site for rich women who want to find pretty boys to pamper.God.
59. BeLeezeIT - December 5, 2007 2:40 AM
I'm sorry, chick looks like a cell phone in the first picture, but she's cute.
Fit and light, like other dude said. And just pretty, in a weird looking way.
Guys are so damn stupid, lmao. Dudes' like Hogan will always get screwed up, loosing half their shit right as they enter mid-life crisis... marrying those artificial hoez, haha. Use a little imagination! Get a broad who's a little bit worth it.
60. 4 tg - December 5, 2007 10:11 AM
the lunch lady from high school had really big tits, i bet you would like her. tits aren't THAT important for female pleasure. you are prob horrible in bed and know nothing about pleasing females. if you are flat chested and pretty you will still get men. big tits aren't everything. i bet selma dates better than the lunch lady.
61. 4 tg - December 5, 2007 10:12 AM
and if you are that into silicon you could just date a tranny
62. oh - December 5, 2007 10:16 AM
49, you are a slow.
a thin woman with short hair isn't a boy, it is a thin woman with short hair.
she has the mind of an adult, the voice of a woman, a woman's face, and most importantly a vagina.
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64. Mr Semprini - December 5, 2007 12:32 PM
I still want to know how much you spam-wads make.
65. amy - December 5, 2007 5:42 PM
who says she's looking for a man? thats a little heteronormative.
66. bmose - December 9, 2007 10:14 AM
She could meet her new man at SuperfishSpammersSuckShitOutOfElephantsRectums.com
67. bobby - December 9, 2007 11:12 AM
Dude, if you don't think she's hot, look up a movie she did called Storytelling. You'll want the Euro version because the U.S. one is censored. She lets a huge black guy rape her in the movie.
68. chloe - January 7, 2008 8:44 AM
I saw her photo at http://www.militaryfriends.com/photo/uniform_lover , It is more sexier and hotter! I will check her provate blogs here too!
69. Jessica - July 9, 2008 1:39 AM
SHE IS A DISGUSTING WHORE FOR LETTING A NIGGER FUCK HER WHAT A LOW LIFE BITCH