Dec 14 2007Quentin Tarantino thinks Lindsay is the best
Quentin Tarantino has officially lost his shit. Yesterday at the 68th Annual Golden Globe nominations ceremony he told OK! Magazine he would love to work with Lindsay Lohan:
"[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood."
When asked if he'd ever cast Lindsay in a Kill Bill-type role, Tarantino said, "I could cast Lindsay in almost anything!"
A coffin. With both of them inside. Then I’d drop it somewhere deep within the Pacific. Now let’s go watch Sister Street Fighter and get ourselves some tasty milkshakes.
[Flashback to a minute ago.]
Do you know what I’d like to see Quentin cast Lindsay in? You’re going to want to sit down for this one, daddy-o.
Directed by Quentin Tarantino. He hates chronology.
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Reader Comments
1. mkell - December 14, 2007 1:59 PM
He's of his nut, he is!
2. NovaKtty - December 14, 2007 1:59 PM
First.
3. first - December 14, 2007 1:59 PM
i'd only favor it if it the movie had full frontal nudes of lindsay
4. Erica - December 14, 2007 2:00 PM
He already lost his shizz as evidenced by Death Proof.
5. veggi - December 14, 2007 2:03 PM
She may be a psycho but he's right - she's a great actress.
6. Sam Hain - December 14, 2007 2:03 PM
@4 - shut it. death proof rocked.
I got something to put LL in, my closet. I'll bet she'd be hot with a ball gag!
7. veggi - December 14, 2007 2:09 PM
5- I'm gonna spike yer tab with drain-o..
and I agree Sam, Death Proof was awesome!!..
8. Danielle - December 14, 2007 2:10 PM
Shut the fuck up Fish.
She CAN act. She just gets shitty roles. She needs to stick with directors that will boost her career. Like what she did with mean girls and the movies before that.
And atleast you can look at a picture of her without somehow contracting a flesh eating disease or lice...(unlike parasite and britters).
9. Ruby - December 14, 2007 2:12 PM
Christ, she looks horrible! See kids, this is why you should say no to coke and alcohol. It makes even the best looking girls look even older than their own mothers. Death proof was actually quite entertaining btw. Planet terror on the other hand sucked major balls. I wouldn't exactly agree that Lindsay is a great actress, but she doesn't even come close to sucking like Rose McGowan did in planet terror AND death proof.
10. KELS - December 14, 2007 2:16 PM
SHE IS AGING REALLY BAD...WHAT HAPPENED? OH WAIT, SHE'S WHITE...
11. KELS - December 14, 2007 2:17 PM
SHE IS AGING REALLY BAD...WHAT HAPPENED? OH WAIT, SHE'S WHITE...
12. KELS - December 14, 2007 2:17 PM
SHE IS AGING REALLY BAD...WHAT HAPPENED? OH WAIT, SHE'S WHITE...
13. sad people - December 14, 2007 2:18 PM
he just wants to bang her. and besides, sober lindsay is no fun.
14. FRIST!!! - December 14, 2007 2:19 PM
Silly nigs, always using all-caps. It must be related in some way to how you can't see them at night unless they have a big smile.
15. joe - December 14, 2007 2:20 PM
I can cast my dick in her ass
16. Joe - December 14, 2007 2:20 PM
HAH. I like the chronology gag. How many of your readers got the joke is the question...
17. Danielle - December 14, 2007 2:22 PM
So funny how you felt the need to bring up race in a post involving freckles.
Dumbass.
18. woodhorse - December 14, 2007 2:25 PM
I think she can act but what is amazing is how pretty she is - really. Credit where credit is due: I saw her photo in an evening gown lined up to 5 or 6 other Hollywood "beauties" and they were only average while she was stunning.
19. I'd cast - December 14, 2007 2:25 PM
I'd cast my balls in her mouth ohhhhhhh
Wait White people age poorly is that really something that someone said?
20. Danielle - December 14, 2007 2:30 PM
whaaat? white people age poorly?? gee golly wilakers, never knew that.
21. Eat my shorts - December 14, 2007 2:30 PM
She looks like she's in her very early thirties. I cannot believe she is only 21. Oh, and QT is boning her. Has to be.
22. deaconjones - December 14, 2007 2:30 PM
Of course Quentin said that, he wants to bang the crazy bitch:
"mmph mmph mmph (looks up) you really saved my career Quentin mmph mmph mmph"
"Yep" (Quentin chalks out another line on her shoulder)
23. michael darling - December 14, 2007 2:32 PM
Someone get that girl some new pants.
Every picture I see of her she is wearing those.
24. Ooba Gooba - December 14, 2007 2:33 PM
You know she blew him to get him to say that.
25. LayDeeBug - December 14, 2007 2:33 PM
18 WOODHORSE!!!!
Where ya been!??
26. Eat my shorts - December 14, 2007 2:34 PM
9- Smoking 100 cigs a day doesn't help in the aging process either.
27. i don't like her now, but - December 14, 2007 2:35 PM
18-
i think she looks like a greasy strung out witch with ill matched foundation as of late.
the 2004 GQ spread and rolling stone, she was awesome with the red hair... those were good times.
i hate how she dresses now. she used to wear more fitted and sexy clothing.
28. Meg - December 14, 2007 2:35 PM
He's friggin' mental. Lohan is dumb.
29. Mugato - December 14, 2007 2:36 PM
Whenever an actor is a drug addict, people always say what a brilliant thespian they are. It's kind of true of Robert Downey Jr but what the hell has Lindsay Lohan ever done? Was it Herbie?
30. Mal Reynolds - December 14, 2007 2:43 PM
Love Tarantino's work and respect his opinions on talent. But no Fucking way!!
Mean Girls was a good movie, Lohan was 'adequite'
woodhorse-- You're nuts! Where do you live? Lohan is average to odd looking. And it is astounding that she is only 21!
31. ScuttlingCrab - December 14, 2007 2:46 PM
STAY AWAY FROM MY LINDSAY, FREAK!
I've met Quentin a couple times over the last ten years and he is a sorry specimen, going progressively insane.
But I'll say this, the guy has good taste. That's why he is where he is, and you are where you are. He knows who has "it." Even in the wretched Death Proof he at least had the sense to cast Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
He's right, Lohan is the best. One of the best ever. I hope she doesn't think she has to blow him for a part because she's down on her luck. He's creatively dried-up.
32. Wide Stance Larry - December 14, 2007 2:46 PM
I like mindless movie violence as much as the next guy but really, how much talent does it take to be in a Tarantino flick? The stunt guys and FX people do all the work.
..."and ACTION..".Blam, Blam, Thud "cue the blood pump guy...CUT"
Miss L. could stay in rehab, they bring in a camera, paint some blood on her shirt, she falls down when the guy says "action" ..congrats all around...and she takes the paycheck back to her sex and sobriety counselor so I can make sure it gets spent properly. I Kung Fu some bad guys on the way to the bank and nail a grateful Sophia Vergara before exiting the fantasy. Fade to real....
33. Lowlands - December 14, 2007 2:54 PM
It seems like i haven't seen Lindsay in ages.She looks.. Older to me??
34. woodhorse - December 14, 2007 2:59 PM
Happy Holidays LayDeeBug - I've been in to read you funny guys but couldn't stay to play - I have to work sometimes.
#30 yes she's an old looking 21 but she has a pretty smile, engaging big eyes and doesn' have a fivehead like many of the stars. She also may be as germ-y as a glory hole but she does have a pretty face.
35. Hollywood Agent - December 14, 2007 2:59 PM
Both of them have already had their 15 minutes of fame.
Tarantino's movie genera is so dated, and I 'll bet he takes LSD while he writes.
Lindsay is just like nasty frozen leftovers, you know it's in the fridge but you want something that is fresh and tastes good.
36. Mal Reynolds - December 14, 2007 3:03 PM
31. ScuttlingCrab.....Without turning this into a movie discussion blog, I ask you in all seriousness, what makes you call Death Proof wretched? Can you be more descriptive?
37. Sauron - December 14, 2007 3:14 PM
Being eagly-eyed i won't say older.But for sure healthier.Is it the way how actresses get a job he thinks she's the best?
38. FFF - December 14, 2007 3:16 PM
It has to be about her feet. Quentin may be America's most famous foot freak and always goes for the toes. Just ask Uma Thurman.
39. Grace - December 14, 2007 3:20 PM
He's simply talking about casting her in "From Dusk Till Dawn 4: this time, the vampires are also cokewhores".
40. EvenQuentinGetsHorny - December 14, 2007 3:21 PM
What did you think Quentin was gonna say? If he told the truth you think he'd ever stand a chance of getting pussy from her somewhere down the road. Quentin learned long ago not to burn his bridges.
41. Grace - December 14, 2007 3:24 PM
Holy crap... I just have to say... Fuck yes to #7 for an awesome Heathers reference. <3
42. mafme - December 14, 2007 3:24 PM
Maybe he meant cast her *into* almost anything-- lake of fire, den of serpents, whatever.
43. FRIST!!! - December 14, 2007 3:36 PM
#14 get bent..
Why is lindsay wearing my gramma's underpants over her real pants? She should give them back! My gramma's ass is cold..
44. 21st century digital boy - December 14, 2007 3:40 PM
Correction. He hates conventional linear chronology. And is a douchebag.
This news is just further sweet vindication for me. I was never that impressed with him or with his movies, but all my friends and everybody else hailed him as some kind of cinema god. Behold your god now, fools. Mwhahahhahahaaaaa...
45. K.C.R - December 14, 2007 3:41 PM
She is starting to look like a dried up old leather bag already and she's barely in her 20s... god knows what she's going to look like when she's 35-40, and the real damage starts to show.
46. Simon Scowl - December 14, 2007 3:57 PM
That last part took me a second. Bravo, anonymous Superficial person!
47. Sauron - December 14, 2007 4:03 PM
Is she pregnant (again)?
48. Sauron - December 14, 2007 4:09 PM
I don't know what happened to her but she looks fertile to me.Tarantino must have noticed this as well.
49. too much - December 14, 2007 4:11 PM
why does she wear soo much makeup? thats really what makes her look ragged.
50. jack - December 14, 2007 5:16 PM
THIS BITCH NEEDS TO CHANGE THOSE PANTS ALREADY WTF
HER FACE HAS HOLLYWOOD WHORE WRITEN ALL OVER IT! AND QUINTIN WTF HER ACTING SUCKS! KEEP IT REAL DON'T LIE FOR A PIECE OF PUSSY!
51. soma - December 14, 2007 5:27 PM
of COURSE qt wants lindsey. There's always a crack whore in his movies.
52. get lives - December 14, 2007 5:28 PM
hi all-
why do you feel the need to waste your lives on this shit? is it because it burns less calories than using your brain? it is because you disrespect your work and your boss so much that you want to get paid for being judgemental and critical, or defend someone you don't even know? is it because you disrespect yourself so much that you can't think of anything better to do with yourself?
what's even worse is that some of you seem to WANT to be like others of you. i can't imagine having such low aspirations.
please, please, do yourselves a favor.
read a book.
get an education. read a real news site. start caring about the world.
get a hobby.
get laid. instead of talks to your friends about your huge cock on this site. if it's so fucking huge, use it.
fill your lives with meaningful people and things. not this shit. it's sad
oh, and if this pisses you off: it must be true. so don't bother lashing out on here - fucking do something about it.
the end
53. no1justminda - December 14, 2007 5:33 PM
Maybe not the best, but most versatile? As in...he could cast her as a steaming pile of poot in his next film and she could ace it!
54. mike - December 14, 2007 6:07 PM
#52 - I was going to reply to your comment but I fell asleep around the fourth line. Anyway, my sympathies go out to your friends...errr, friend...cat.
55. Shanna Banana - December 14, 2007 6:34 PM
Looks like her hair is receding.
56. get lives - December 14, 2007 6:50 PM
#54 - that's a shame for you. but if you'd rather do this and be pathetic, i guess the world's not missing much. you wouldn't contribute anything anyway.
i can't think why YOU'D be on here, if you had any friends. awww, are you defensive because you're sad and lonely? poor diddums.
57. Darnell - December 14, 2007 7:48 PM
The thing is, she may be crazy party ho and a god-awful mess but she does have charisma and she is a character.
Many of the characters in Tarantino's movies are crazy hot messes and Lindsay would fit right in. Everything in his world is over the top. She sucks in many of her movies but she'd explode off the screen under his direction.
58. christ586942 - December 14, 2007 8:27 PM
u r still beautiful even though u didn't makeup.The magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported that u uploaded some of your hot pictures to seekingsugar.com and wants to find a rich man there..
59. Danklin24 - December 14, 2007 8:36 PM
Whoever thinks this chick can act is hitting the sauce and maybe the crack pipe. Have you actually seen any of her movies? I'd rather watch a guy get a nail through his scrotum than watch one of those steaming piles of shit.
60. Jenna - December 14, 2007 8:48 PM
Umm, Quentin Tarantino can do (say) no wrong. Haven't you figured that out yet?
61. pinkdate.Zu5.net - December 14, 2007 10:48 PM
he just gets it! she is a so beautiful babe, and she is a successful woman.the white clothes fit her so much! Lindsay owns many fans at http://pinkmingle.com !
62. fern - December 15, 2007 12:02 AM
all kidding aside, and all teeny bopper movies aside, she actually is a credible actress. pretty good.
63. PostmortemG - December 15, 2007 12:49 AM
"You know she blew him to get him to say that."
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
I had the chance to watch Grindhouse in the theater, but i didn't. I have the chance to watch Planet Terror and Death Proof on DVD, but i won't. I think I'll watch I Spit On Your Grave one more time... or maybe Zombie, or Beatrice Cenci... not Tarantino's lame-ass 'hipster' movies. Pulp Fiction sucks it, kids.
64. groonk - December 15, 2007 4:29 AM
you forget he has a weakness for overrated blue-eyed blondes.
65. EuroNeckPain - December 15, 2007 9:06 AM
Put a brown wig on her head and she is Elizabeth Taylor.
66. Get Help - December 15, 2007 11:06 AM
Get Lives - You're joking, right? I mean, at least some people come here to be entertained, you come here because you hate it, write long posts, and then bother to come back and respond to other posters. You're probably wasting more time here than just about anyone else. I understand if you hate yourself for it, it's a guilty pleasure of mine, but I embraced that. You're just lashing out like a closeted gay republican against the people who remind you of what you hate in yourself but don't carry the same self-loathing. Get help.
67. DeepFriedJesus - December 15, 2007 11:07 AM
Pefect this should just about finish off her career for good. And she looks like shit BTW. Can you say malignant melanoma Linds? I bet you will be soon.
68. mafme - December 15, 2007 11:09 AM
I know it's hard to believe, but spending 5 minutes on this site doesn't actually preclude me from doing other activities like reading, writing, and having sex. In fact, i did all of those things yesterday AND glanced at the superfish.
69. Wise Stance Larry - December 15, 2007 12:28 PM
#52 wins Self-Parody Poster Award for December, if not for all of 2007. I post to TheSuperficial.com from my way-cool Blackberry from my private booth at Hooters and my waitress thinks you are a loser, 52. And if you reply, then you are presumably wasting your life checking this site. So there.
70. BaconMessiah - December 15, 2007 1:58 PM
#52 I love the smell of self-rightousness in the morning. It smells like...douchebags...
And Linds is a great actress, oh yeah. I especially loved her nuanced, heartbreaking performance in "I know who killed me". She has oscar written all over her (in sperm).
71. biff - December 15, 2007 2:00 PM
Get back on the drugs and sauce Lindsay cause you look like shit.
72. Queefer Bukakke - December 15, 2007 2:23 PM
Lohan is only useful if tied to a bed, with a giant ballgag in her mouth, legs spread wide.
73. Tara - December 15, 2007 5:44 PM
No, Quentin.
NO!
That is ridiculous.
Is she even a good actress?
No.
74. quentin sucks - December 15, 2007 5:55 PM
quentin tarantino..the overrated, uber-ugly director with formulaic scripts that got old by the time lindsay started snorting. though I'm no fan of the girl and didn't care to watch a single movie of hers, I kinda think even she don't deserve to be mentioned by Tarantino. the guy's bad luck. look what happened to uma thurman- both career and personal life wise. and she ages horrendously as well.
75. angie - December 15, 2007 7:44 PM
god¡ death proof is the best i´ve seen .
and maybe if she wouldn´t do movies so terribles like I KOW WHO KILLED ME it would be that she´ll better acting cause the last it was the worst i ever seen berhaps she blow him 4 say that
76. Mama Pinkus - December 15, 2007 9:13 PM
He wants to pork her; it's the only rational explanation.
77. charle - December 15, 2007 10:48 PM
she looks older more than i expected but someone said she joined an online service sugarmommymeet. it is a site for rich women to date young cute men.. spoil and support them. what the hell...
78. Babe_ruth - December 15, 2007 11:26 PM
Eh, I always thought Tarantino was overrated, anyway.
79. snappycatatatbat - December 15, 2007 11:56 PM
Quinten , my man , what you really are saying is " you would love to fuk Lindsey . Now that I can understand . . But face is dude ........
80. snappycatatatbat - December 15, 2007 11:56 PM
Quinten , my man , what you really are saying is " you would love to fuk Lindsey . Now that I can understand . . But face is dude ........
81. snappycatatbat - December 15, 2007 11:59 PM
Don't get my wrong , I like Lindsey and think she is just as good if not better an actor then rest of them out here .
82. Samhain - December 16, 2007 9:55 AM
Dina Lohan's To Do List:
1. Encourage Lindsay to have as much fun as possible.
2. Watch her age 20 years in 1 year, making her look just like me.
3. Lock her in basement with as much drugs and porno as she wants. Feed her occasionally.
4. Take her place and star in Quentin's next masterpiece. Be sure to give him all access pass. Do it with Lindsay sometimes so he thinks he's seeing double.
5. Live happily ever after.
83. kelly - December 16, 2007 3:19 PM
i'll admit that i think she's extremely sexy
but here .. what happened?
84. #52 Please Help Me - Tell Me What to Do - December 16, 2007 8:45 PM
#52
I've done everything in your list. That's why I'm here. And I stupidly thought you were in the same situation. So why are you here then?
85. Yourfairytale - December 16, 2007 10:33 PM
Anyone who thinks Lindsay is talented has lost their shit.
86. charle - December 16, 2007 10:39 PM
I love her
87. charle - December 16, 2007 10:40 PM
She is so sexy. Besides, she's a great actress. Do you know there is a forum at pubspa.com especially for discussing her. She is dreamy lover in men's heart.
88. unclejoe - December 17, 2007 1:47 AM
I jackoff at lindsay!
89. Unklejoe - December 17, 2007 1:52 AM
Ummmm I like to jackoff at Lindsay!!!!
90. storm - December 17, 2007 3:57 AM
get a life- if this site is so dumb and boring and you want to poo poo each of us for writing in here,... what is your pathetic exscuse that you should have ever graced us with your opinion in the first place?why were you here instead of doing all of those lovely things you wrote about in your opinion on this site?do you not have any friends?or books?ect?,... or were you here because you've already alienated yourself in your circle of friends and this was your poor attempt at trying to make new ones here?maybe it is YOU dear who needs a litle more education,...and perhaps a little more class. i'll be more than happy to give you a quarter so you can go buy yourself some class if you'd like,and i'm willing to bet that most of the people on this site have more education,friends and class than you could ever obtain,.. in their little firnger,.. so why don't you go sign out and find yourself something else to bitch about unless you've just won yet another popularity contest and hung yourself. that is all. later ass!
91. shaggy - December 17, 2007 5:02 AM
she looks older than her fucking mother. stupid white cow.
92. Narcissist - December 17, 2007 5:37 AM
I'm still smitten with this screw-up. Even with her saggy train wreck of a body and after fucking every diseased loser shit bag on the planet, she RULES! Lindsay is ALL POWERFUL!
@52 This is all that matters. This IS the real news.
93. schlick - December 17, 2007 6:54 AM
With a much more sensible outfit, she could easily be cast in the film, "Soccer Mom"
94. GetLivesIsAnAss - December 17, 2007 11:33 AM
Get Lives you are a hyprocrite. If you really meant that shit you write. You would never have been on this site to read what we write. I hope whoever kisses your genitalia bites and you can kiss my ass goodnight .
95. Tessa - December 17, 2007 6:10 PM
Haha that post was awesome man!
96. Jenna - December 18, 2007 7:05 AM
If she is in any of his movies, she would definitely be either a coked out whore or a coked out stripper. Wow, so many choices would fit her, it's endless, oh wait she could also be a coked out slut.
97. hmmm - December 18, 2007 8:59 PM
@52
At first, I thought you was an ass. Who the hell does this person think they are?
But know what? I saw what some people wrote, get all defensive, and throwing around the smackdown just like you did - a waste of time. And then I realized there is people posting like 4 days after you did. It's kinda sad that they are posting like 4 days after. What are they doing reading the post way back - and what am I doing reading it? It';s a waste of time. I need to get a life, but that post made me think about it and i thought I should say that.
So, what you wrote makes everyone mad, but you kinda made me realize I shouldnt be doing this, I should do other better things because life is short
98. El Ces - December 21, 2007 4:06 PM
How adequate.
I love that lil' smile she does.
99. Doctor Dome - January 1, 2008 5:10 AM
Lindsy is a talent actress and most of the commentors can't seem to think for themselves and are letting the dish rags think for them... Sheep...
100. mikeym5 - January 1, 2008 1:36 PM
"veggi - December 14, 2007 2:03 PM
She may be a psycho but he's right - she's a great actress."
Yes...if you're drunk.
101. mikeym5 - January 1, 2008 1:43 PM
"Doctor Dome - January 1, 2008 5:10 AM
Lindsy is a talent actress and most of the commentors can't seem to think for themselves and are letting the dish rags think for them... Sheep..."
You're the one who is the "sheep" that can't think for themselves, since you seem to be easily swayed by Lohan's undeserved popularity like most teeny boppers.
102. FRT - January 1, 2008 11:06 PM
Leave poor Quentin alone will ya...!
He can't help what he says...his brain is fried like shit on a heat register in Alaska in January from all the "snow" he inhaled up his big shnozz during the decadent decade of his life. Not much left to reason with...all you have to do is watch his films. The fucking guy is out of his pea brain mind.
103. indica - February 6, 2008 4:32 PM
wow, her face is like an orange football. holy fuck, how does she look in the mirror without crying?