Dec 10 2007Porschia Coleman is bikini-licious

hot hooooot

But still... kissing grandpa on the lips must just feel weird.

Single with money? Bang any hot thing that moves.

from Kimora Lee to this. This has got to be the biggest upgrade in history.

Kimora is hotter

I'm glad he's realized that she's only after his $$$ and NOT his old, wrinkly balls.

See Look, Ficial. I don't care to see black people frolicking anywhere almost nude ever again, buddy. I'm just glad that water is incredibly salty. You ever been to a public swimming pool? Ugh..

i like this body, don't care for the head that goes with it, or the birth mark on the stomach.

#7 = racist asshole

Oh my....... I fainted.

I like old wrinkly balls.

#5 said it! haha also, kimora must hate herr! i love [celebrity] drama ;)

She's hot but he's a dough-BOY!

OK #7 is a racist dick, but that was still kinda funny. And no way in hell is Kimora hotter than this chick. No way in hell.

Super hot body, pretty average face. That said, I would push the head in the pillow and hit it til my pee pee got raw.

I have never even heard of this bitch until now, and I don't see why people are going nuts over her. She's got a face like Otis Redding.

Thats the PERFECT body. Nice and tone.

how do i get d. richards to stop cyberstalking me? he keeps trying to suck my dick.

Guy looks like a duck-pin. Bitches and ho's just after the bling. If this tard was an accountant, she would cross the street to avoid eye contact with him.

Sorry, I think they are both gross..

Although, to be fair I only glanced at the first pic, whatever...NEXT!!!

#18 Just take the blow job. At least he'll shut up for a little while.

#16, great Otis Redding gloss. Classic! But remember Nick Lachey's chick looks pretty shabby from the neck-up at the beach as well, but pretty damn good otherwise. In fact I am pretty sure she looks like a 15 year old Phillipino kid without any make up.

#18,
Remember, your not gay if he's sucking your cock.

#19, Don't be a dumbass, I'm sure there are plenty of good looking and very wealthy accountants. I myself have an accounting degree, and my mom says I'm pretty..

This Simmons looks a lot dif with the shaved head and spray tan.
Does he still do the exercise vids ?
Good luck Porschia... but I don't think he swings that way.
(Haven't you noticed the voice?)

She's right up there w/ Selita Ebanks

I'm sorry about my racist outburst. my last boyfriend was black and he dumped me. I hate being gay AND a hemaphrodite.

She has a butter face.

You got to give Russell Simmons a lot of credit here. I'm sure he makes his accountants (ugly or otherwise) very happy. He's not making the same companion mistake twice. Screw cavorting at the French Rivera, it's Miami Beach for her. Where are the pictures of them using their metal detectors to find spare change?

ah-ha! I wasn't hallucinating! I saw them inline at the airport in Vegas -- she looked smaller in the shoulders then [what's with the giant delts? ew.... ] anyway back in August -- a really cute floaty coral halter mini dress & gold flats caught my eye. I was looking down as I walked and was thinking 'ooh cute color combo!' then I looked up & saw RS 1st -- and she has similar coloring to Kimora so I thought-- wait a sec! are they back together?? then I saw the face... different chick... meh... s'arite.....

To be honest, the man Russ Rush is still doing very well for himself.

All previous comments are null and void.

Russell Simmons is a genius. He makes albums by ersatz angry urban black males and sells them to suburban white boys who wished they were angry. It is a totally bogus and completely brilliant supply-and-demand thing. Geniuses deserve hot babes. That is what America is all about. Along with pity sex for non-geniuses who appreciate genius when they see it.

Okay, #27? I hate to disturb your emulation and all, but don't you think that, if I was a hermaphrodite, I could conceivably date male or female and not be considered strictly gay? Because hermaphrodites have male and female genitals. You know that, right? Of-course you do, silly.

One more thing: "Outbursts" you say? No. My hate is well thought out, pussy.

i saw the picture and was expecting a story about a Cosby Show reunion.

im with #15 on that lol

first of all , russell never was a rapper. but good for him. hopefully she's down to earth. that bitch kimora is a classic example of how a beautiful woman is made ugly by per actions.

Wow is she fit. Women like this always inspire me to change and get in gear...if only for the moment...then the moment passes. As for Russell...well, ah, he's friggin' rich right? But I thought he was all into yoga and stuff, so he should be a little more fit than that. But then, maybe he's old?

Butterface voids the great body. It's as though someone stuck the head of a 75 year old black man on to the body of a goddess. It just doesn't work, unless you're into the double bagging thing, that is.

Russell: "Hello, I'm Russel, what's your name?"
Porshcia: "Fuck off tubby, you're so old you probably tuck your bollocks in yer socks".
Russell: "I'm really rich"
Porchia's friend : "yea, he his, he's got like a record company and clothing lines....and probably some shite energy drink too"
Porchia: "I'll get me coat."

PORSCHIA??? What a FUCKING stupid name. I hate these ridiculous made up names that these people call their kids. Portia is a name, a Porsche is a car, PORSCHIA is not a fucking name.

I'd like to go for a ride inside that Porschia. No matter how you spell it.

great bod, but is that a 3rd nip in pic #3?

Her name is Porschla (not Porschia) Coleman and if you search for images of her, you will notice that she does have a pretty face as well as a great body. She has a better face and body than more than 90% of the people on this site, including the celebrities and non-celebrity commenters. To the commenter who uses the pseudonym FIRST!!!: you really need to get a realistic view of yourself and realize that a woman like her is leagues above you both body-wise and facially. You are a good example of the people who like to comment and try to degrade the looks of those who are much better than your own looks.

"Her name is Porschla (not Porschia)".

OK now I get it. That's not weird at all.

Stupid name ir not, she has an amazing figure!

Maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt should pay attention.....

Smokin hot body on that girl

They both have identical noses.

I think he is really her father.

2 words: Holy Shit!

That is wicked ass body.

He's a "Dirty Old Man"! Oh yeah, she's a "Gold Digger"! Hey, it's a match!

he looks amazed to be with her, as he should

#43 how many of the posters on this site have you seen that you could make such an asshat comment like "... blah blah blah 90% of you ... blah blah blah". just STFU.

sexy! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there. good body with niche boo*S

she's got a great body

These pictures of her coming out of the water remind me of Halle Berry in bond movie.

she's in much better shape than kimora and probably isn't as annoying. upgrade.

Jennifer Love Hewitt,

This is how the body of someone who is only paid for her looks should look like.

nice couple.

They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club seekingsugar.com a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!

She is hott no doubt but he with all his money looks like a total slob. That is straight nasty millionaire or not

Never found monkeys attractive.

39 - why they fuck would they speak British?

everythings nice except her shoulders.....weird...she looks like a freakin linebacker w/ those things.....manly shoulders...

WoW

They are so sweet and romantic!
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I think Russ should consider wearing more clothing in public.

PorschLa looks pretty cute in these pics:
http://www.thelifefiles.com/meet-porschla-colemanruss-new-chick/

http://www.hiphopmusicclassic.com/news/117/ARTICLE/1481/2007-07-13.html

@46 and 57 - yup.

@54 Wouldn't it be even sweeter and more romantic if he was 54 and she was about 9 years old, though? (Moh the Molester)

Sorry I couldn't get past the hair, or lack of. I'm not racist or anything, but.. I'm not racist.

She has man-face

Hairy? Fat? Bald? Ugly? Just add money.

This has been a public service announcement.

She has a very nice body! But I think its obvious what she's doing with Captain Ugly Lardass.

#61 = douche

#61 = douche

Sorry for the double post.

She's got a bit of a swimmers body there, notice the shoulders. Good on her for being physically fit.

16 - Now if she can play the guitar like Otis, then that's be another story.

Realy hot!! But not hottest!! I meet some hottest girls at uniformedmatch.com

@43 Porschla is as stupid a name as Porschia - frigging ridiculous.
Yes she does have a nice body and he is a dirty old pervert for chasing a woman that young, I WONDER what she is after??? Hmmmmmmm media exposure and MONEY is my guess.

@62 - Good catch, here it is in Ameriglish:

Russell: "Hey baby, whatchoo doin here wit no man? What's yo' name babe?"
Porshcia: "Err....ewww! Like, so old - bye. ".
Russell: "Somebody tell dis bitch who da fuk I am!"
Porchia's friend : "Dam Po! Iss Russel Simmons dawg! You crazy grrrl? Dude got mad money !! Go get yo'self some grrrrl!"
Porchia: "Hiiiii babeeeee!"

is this the same gal?? http://www.hiphopmusicclassic.com/tpllib/img.php?im=cat_117/1481.jpg&w=285&h=385

How old is he? How old is she? She does have agreat body you have to admitt that.

NOT AS HOT AS KIMORA!

MAJOR fucking UPGRADE!!! It's cool being stupid rich. You don't have to look good or be young to score a hot ass.

Incredible body i like her
My gallery http://www.spymac.com/details/?2317786

SHE IS A HOT BABE! her bikini is pretty and sexy. that color fits her best, and her build is perfect. galsa at http:/pinkmingle.com have downloaded her hot pics and so on....

I don't know if her face is prettier than Kimora it is hard to tell in the pictures but her body sure is alot better!!!!!!!

money sure does gets me what I need!!

It is a fantastic body. Hot!

Yes she has a great body. Sorry name, though. Leave it to black people to name their offspring all kinds of ridiculous names....: Porscha, Tequilla, Covoissier (I swear I read and heard this one), oh yea and Henessy...

I love blacks. I think everyone should own one...

russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch

russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch

russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch

russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch

russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch