Dec 13 2007Paris Hilton is 24-karats of naked

lol

airbrushed much?

first!

the campaign's fugly

She was so proud of getting laid doggie style she had herself bronzed.

that's hot! (and first??) lol

It wasn't for anything nearly so humanitarian. These are promotional shots for her new nauseating champagne-based drink.

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=79465&in_page_id=7

My eyes! MY EYES!!!!

Just goes to show you never know what you are gonna get when you hit the refresh button..wonder if I can sue..

I'd hit it...........over the head with a 25 pound sledge hammer (not my cock which coincidentally has been mistaken for a 25 pound sledge hammer.)

Shit, can I write for the Superfish now? That was just as lame.

I thought this skank was pushing her fucking champagne is a can with these pictures? Yeah I said it, champagne in a can, apparently it's a real product she whores for. I boycotted Carl's Jr. because it has the stink of Paris on it. Now I got to layoff water too? Time to drink my Jameson's neat from now on.

anyone ever notice paris rhymes with
whofuckingcares?

24 Kt gold, huh? Does Kt stand for Kunt?

I always knew she farted gold dust. Explains why she walks like she has a cork up her ass. The bitch won't share.

My eyes! MY EYES!!!!

Just goes to show you never know what you are gonna get when you hit the refresh button..wonder if I can sue..
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I had to drink..this site is making me VIOLENT!!!!

@4- nice.

and you know what? I woulda drank champagne in a can. yeah, I'm classy like that. A fridge full of box o wine and champ cans.. Thanks whore. Now, I'm gonna have to go broke on Corona and Crown. I hate you, and so do my pockets.. (and so does your vagina)

Isn't that a Whitesnake album cover?

COmmenTing Fron iphowne u fuckrzzzzzz irsockzzzzzz

FRIST!!! I didn't know you spoke French!..

also i wanna lick her asshole

Just as pure as gold!!!!

#17, great advertisement for the iphone..

Veggi, that wasn't French, it was Copynpaystanese..

so who was the idiot that let her out of the desert anyhow? she woulda baked in that paint (mythbusters!)

This looks a lot like my bowling trophy!!!

It reminds me of that stuff on lottery tickets that you have to scratch off...I want to take a giant shovel and start chipping away...

@9 How else would you ever drink Jamie?

Good idea, philanthropist with too much fucking time on your hands! Let's just harvest water from icebergs. Good idea. How the fuck would that even work?

And Paris: is there anything I can say that she hasn't already had sprayed in to her hair, or swallowed, or gagged on? I mean, is there anything I can type that would shame Paris more than the shame of having to live life as fucking Paris Hilton?

Open your legs! Open your legs, whore! The world needs it's water.

She's hot, and looking smokin' hot here. Simple undeniable truth. Not being a bitter loser, I can handle the truth.

@25 well normally I like my Irish whiskey over ice, but now since this selfish flake is trying to harvest icebergs, I have to take my drink straight up. #26 has a good point, how the fuck is that going to work anyway?

Why the hell is this twat trying to push booze in a can anyway? She's a hypocunt! I thought she was all upset at beer swilling drunk elephants over in India or something like that.

PS for the poster that came up with "hypocunt", thank you. I've been waiting to use that word.

Painting weird rich women gold..stealing the world's ice supply to create resorts in barren places. This is clearly the work of Dr. Evil. If I weren't so busy shagging former size 2's, I would stop the bugger myself. Start without me.

I do hate her but these are actually cool pictues. To bad it is wasted on her!
YUCK!!!

since when are her tits even close to being that large?

that gold paint does nothing for her already jacked up face. you'd think makeup would help, but it only makes her look like more of a greyhound.

And speaking of color lets all take this opportunity to make sure this site is for whites only. let us keep all people of color off this site

Wish they'd left the paint on for a little longer so she may have suffocated.

As a geography major, I'd like to be the first to say "What a COLLOSSAL waste of money." Bitch, you'll write off anything, won't you?

Because it's Paris Hilton it looks more copper to me.

I think they look nice.

I think she looks great dipped in gold. They should try molton lava next.

does she not know any other position?

I'd suck those fuckin' golden titties and eat her sweet cunt...no doubt.

Do we have to worship this alien goddess?

Yeah... molten lava. And if not that... liquid lead.

Dude, fuck Paris Hilton. Cause you know what I got back now?? That's right, people - Bodycount. Ice-T is in the motherfuckin house! And it's all thanks to YOU, Fish.

Feel better?

There goes the neighborhood!!!!!

The tackness is almost beside the point, her giant man hoofs ruin the picture!

Paris is the proud recipient of a golden shower.

Yeah, I did it.

Fuck. I'm bringing the crazy today aren't I?

Look closely, you can see a nip. ROFL!

I wish they left her on Mars after the photoshoot. Or was it Uranus?

is that Golddust's (Dustin Rhodes from WWF) sister?

Nice concept there by Paris to wear nothing but a body paint

Her knocks are not that bad ass. They look great in that picture.

if she were on her back her tits would disappear completely

I hear gold paint is murder on festering herpes sores . . . poor thing.

I just had to find out the story behind this. This Rich Foundation is the corporate charity of the company that manufactures her pissinacan drink. A dollar will be donated for each can sold of her Rich drink. The money is to be used for some hairbrained (sp?) scheme to bring icebergs to deserts. What this really is another thinly veiled attempt to raise sales of products she promotes and is in now way an act of philanthropy. Not that this is any surprise to anyone, I just have to call this fucker out any chance I get. This slag found a bigger shovel to dig her way into hell quicker.

She's an airbrushed cow. Where's the udder?

Nice rack.
Can't be her.

#27 glad to see your not bitter. You just have shitty taste or your semi retarded. Either or.

And to all the fucking tools who said they would eat this toxic waste dump out may I suggest reading this first:

http://www.ahmf.com.au/health_professionals/guidelines/managing_oral_herpes.htm

Has anybody seen the movie "Brewster's Millions" staring Richard Pryor? He had to find a way to waste 30 million dollars in 30 days or something so what is one of the crazy plans that is offered to him of how to waste the money? A company that carves out icebergs and then flies them drought stricken African nations.

Sound familiar?

funny. Hot disucssion here. Merry Christmas is coming. Does someone wanna try interracial dating? Would you like to share this Christmas with others? interracialconnect.com will give u surprise. It is a niche interracial dating site with lots of active profiles.

Are we serious? Doesn't global warming mean we need to preserve all the ice we have on the planet? The ice caps are melting, the glaciers all over the world are retreating at an alarming rate, but it's ok for Paris to take some and melt it on Africa. I'm guessing SUSTAINABLILITY isn't a concept the Herpes Princess has heard of, seeing as it has 6 syllables and all.

I'm sorry to break it to everyone, but you can either save the planet OR save the people, not both. And to be honest, most people suck so I choose save the planet.

>> She was so proud of getting laid doggie style she had herself bronzed.
ROTFL!!!

-Greg
http://i-ebooks.blogspot.com/

Damn!..

Bitch has BIG feet!.

She should do Ads, be spokesperson for Valtrex..

YOU MEAN 24 KARATS OF REAL TIN!!

Haha, she had her boobs enlarged. How cute.

I think I just threw up a little.

*digitally enlarged

I'm sorry, but she looks a little too much like Gollum for me to consider this an attractive picture. From the neck up, she looks OK. Hittable.

How sexy picture.But is she lonely? I seem to see her profile on a celebrity dating site RichLoving.com She has a great profile with attractive photos there. What is she looking for there? Date, love, or friends...? omg, can't believe it.

how nice this must be the new thing right?now we are bronzing herpes infected crack whores! quick kids rush to the stores and get yours resevered right now while supplies last. btw sarasota's crack whores are better then yours so ours are more exspensive remeber to get yours a.s.a.p before time runs out (for them)before getting arrested or dying of other weirdo diseases. thank you and merry chrismas! hoe,hoe,hoe!

*sigh* i wish i had her money so i could buy endless supplies of paper clips

golden nipples sprout diamond beer lets all fuck paris yeahh

dude her tits are SO not that big.. at one point tho they got huge! out of nowhere.. then disappeared again :S this was before summer or something

..and wats with the racist comments? i cnt see a diff between white yellow black comments on this site anyway so whos it bothering

What makes her think she is made out of Gold and can't be Sold.

I hate this Slut.

I don't think this is a picture of her that has been photoshopped and/or airbrushed. I think the whole thing is a digital image done with a computer. She looks more like a Korean Paris Cartoon than Paris, which is a really good thing.

Ladies, Gentlemen...lend me your ears...have you not realized by now that the focus of her marketing team (because she does have one) is to get attention. Bad press is better than no press children. So in the end, all who hate...are in fact promoting her name and mark. As for the photograph (I'm a photographer), it's an excellent example of metallic body paint with studio lighting...very very very well done. Maybe there's a little work done on Photoshop, but it's all mostly as captured. Next, I agree, she's not exactly the most morally uplifting person on earth, and as unatractive as I personally find her (i like exotic amazon latin women), i think these images are quite complementary for her. She looks great. The pose is perfect...and the strategy just works. Cumon people, if that was any other whore all the guys on here would be root toot'n n hollering...so get a life people. You want her out of the picture? IGNORE HER!!! You're playing HER game...and you WON'T win.

She looks like a bad Hershey nugget.

How has no one noticed her facial features as what they truly are? Remember in..well any of the Terminators when the fake human flesh of Arnold or whoever he's fighting tears away and you see the cyborg metal? And it's this super thin robot skull with sort of a beak in the middle? That's Paris. That's Paris Hilton.

sahe is nice

she is a nice babe, but the pic remainds me of the dog... i DON'T know why in others' eyes, it's an art, but for me, it's ugly and dirty....

like a gold bar

She is freaking hot. I've done some nasty stuff myself and am in line to hit that. you are all losers on this hatin' site. Werd.

what would it take to make this self-obsessed cunt actually FEEL something? gang-rape by stallion horses? EST? 4 acid-blotters shoved in her ass? jogging bare-foot on lego pieces under radioactive rain?

talentless clam.. your should be covered in shit instead of gold.. the shit would suit you much better.. . now thats Hot! LOL tool

xxx, snapper

I love Paris,Rich Prosecco lovers too.

This post is old but I just wanted to say that I ran into Paris at LAX today. I approached her and asked nicely if she would mind taking a photo. She was very kind and said, "Sure. I just don't want everybody to know I am here." I felt really bad that she had to walk around so scared. Earlier I noticed some jerk shoving a camera in her face while she was just trying to make her flight.

I honestly get the sense that she is a girl who has made some bad choices and has now matured. I'm used to seeing it since I work with teens.....maybe I'm too forgiving, but she just seemed normal....and scared.

she is just plain UGLY and no matter how much money she spends she will always be UGLY

Are you people crazy? I would hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be declared King of England.

I truly believe that this blood-sucking Parisite lives in her own little world. Either that, or she's been overdoing it on the Valtrex. Paris Hilton got herpes? who tansmit this to her? see the hot blog Paris Hilton created on a large herpes dating site http://herpesmates.com