Dec 3 2007

Paris Hilton’s new lips must cloud her vision

Paris Hilton got into the wrong SUV while leaving Crimson nightclub over the weekend. She had to climb over some poor bastard to get out. While this sorry son of a bitch had to go home and burn his clothes, and presumably his car, in the backyard, I’m left wondering; what the hell happened to Paris Hilton’s lips? Did she pay for those? If she wanted full and, uh, beautiful (?) lips, I would’ve done it for free. While some doctors with their fancy degrees might use collagen, I would’ve used a simple procedure on Paris called “anvil to the face.” Unfortunately, my work continues to be rejected by medical journals because, according to the letters, it would “make the field of medicine too goddamn awesome.” True story.

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That's funny, I was just talking about this in the last post..........

FIRST

Did Thom Yorke of Radiohead get a sex change?

Nice try, none.

Holy hell, who'd have thought it'd be possible to make this ugly skank even uglier than before? Those lips belong on a hagfish, which isn't too far off!

My god, she's beautiful.

Good Lord. Just when you think she can't possibly get any more retarded and shame the family, she finds a way. I'll give it to her, she doesn't give up. Do her parents know what the fcuk she's doing? Do they realize that Jenna Jameson, uh, Paris is going to inherit the family business? Shouldn't that immediately scre the living crap out of them? What's wrong with these effin people? SHEEESH!!!

She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebrity dating club MeetRich.com with her hot pictures and blogs there. Where is her new boyfriend recently?

HER MOUTH LOOKS LIKE A PUCKERED ANUS

HER MOUTH LOOKS LIKE A PUCKERED ANUS

It looks like her vag infections have spread to her mouth... can you imagine being the poor bastard who took it from her vag to those lips? *gags* I wonder what HIS lips look like...

i bet you there's no one on the other end of that cell phone.

she's always holding it to her face, ALWAYS, but she has no friends. STRANGE.

Holly crap, those things must suck some serious cock!

do the plastic surgery docs have duck billed platypus in their brochures?

I THINK SHE,S CUTE,AND THE GUY IN THE SUV HE IS LOVING IT, YOU CAN TELL, STOP BEING SO ENVIOUS OF PARIS, GET YOURSELFA LIFE, SHAME ON YOU ,

you guys she so obviously didn't get her lips injected,
its an allergic reaction to Brits toxic waste dump of a vagina.
I hear the same thing happened to Justin Timberlake and thats why they broke up.

There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
Yep, this is serious varant of HERPUS!!
She sucked a cock from an asshole with HERPUS. This healing-process takes some time so KEEP ON TRUCKING HONEY!!
A stupid woman who burn her ASS must sit on the blisters!!

Wow, it's not even a joke anymore. These useless, brainless, soulless twats are all in competition with each other and all for what? To see who can snag the most drunk pathetic bastards to swap spit with.

LADIES LEAVE YOUR MOUTH LIPS ALONE!!!!!!!

Seriously, she looks like she put her mouth on a hot motorcycle tailpipe. What a waste of money and time. Sad thing is, her lips were the best looking part of her.

that's not collagen, she has has a herpes flare up. and if it's not herpes, her asshole must have run way from her vagina.

i bet brit brit did the injections for paris. she probably used some stuff from under her sink.

She should do something sensible like get a boob job. No one wants to kiss her anyway. :)
Hmm, that wasn't nice was it.
Ooops.

It's amusing to watch the bitches and the bitchy-gays rag on a hot girl.

This site makes me LOL ~ why is it so great to be the first pathetic poster? seriously, please someone tell me.........

She looks like she got punched in the face by a jelly fish.

TO SUMMER RAIN

#1 learn how to write and spell
#2 get off your parents' computer and go back to school
#3 you're probably a pre-pubescent, fat kid with pimples who wishes they looked like anyone except themselves, so Paris is a step up
#4 if I was in front of you, I would so drop kick you in the teeth for having such bad taste. I swear to Dog.

This is so unlike LayDeeBug, but it had to be said.

I knew her head would someday prolapse.

Ah, Paris taking oral sodomy to a whole new level.

To TIM 21-

Read #24 and put your name in place of SUMMERRAINS.

God, that looks horrible. When will these girls learn and stop doing this to themselves. It reminds me of this time we went camping and a hornet flew into my dad's soda can, and stung his lip when he took a drink. We laughed at him. People pay for this shit?!!

"This site makes me LOL ~ why is it so great to be the first pathetic poster? seriously, please someone tell me........."

Easy, cause nobody wants to be #22, which is always occupied by some unfunny fucktard.

To LayDeeBug -

Put in a new tampon. And a little Summer's Eve (not rain) wouldn't hurt either.

That Thom Yorke comment was brilliant and DEAD ON!!!

Wow that guy totally hates his life. He looks dumbstruck in the photo where Paris is holding his chin as if she is about to kiss him... but who wouldn't look that way when a duck-woman is sitting on your lap and is way too close to your face for comfort

I was asking Paris a question yesterday but I couldn't understand her because she can only speak French right now. By Friday we're hoping for Dutch.

Trout pout,
chewed, raggedy chipped nails,
black tights and silver Frankenstein shoes. Total disaster.

Those lips signal a Valtrex moment....

Just look at that vapid stare in picture 3... it's like she's a robot

looks like she's got a couple of earthworms stuck to her mouth

#22. It's cause there are losers abound on this interweb. But don't worry, we're keepin an eye on 'em and callin it like it we see 'em.

Her lips look like a puckered hemorrhoid stricken asshole!

Man, those lips are hideous. But they do remind me of Scooby snacks.

They'd look just fine wrapped around my johnson.

How dare you compare Thom Yorke with this ho? He actually got famous by being talented, not opening his legs to everone.

Oh holy hell. Who tells these women that this is a good look?? Can't we just drop a bomb on Hollywood and be done with all this nonsense.

she looks like squidworth.

what a jackass not to get out of your seat to let the lady out of the car. Jesus, that dude is climing all over her... oh wait, that's Paris.... nevermind.

Eeww, gosh does she look like a tired old whore. And how old is she, like 25? Scary shit man. Britney looks fresh in comparison.

Man, that is like a Hollywood Oreo - two crusties on the outside and a pale squishy center.

#14: SUMMERRAINN is your screen name for this site, isn't it Paris?

What did she just gain like 20 pounds? Her thighs are enormous.

Her face looks like a duck. She's the laughing stock of Hollywood, and perhaps all of America.

Way to go, cunt!

Is it that the dude wouldn't get out of the car to let her out like a real gentleman? As for her lips, they definitely look weird, but then when she's not puckering they look kinda like normal. Hmmm.

=)

You new system of handling photos sucks. It takes FOREVER to look at a pic and then get back to the next story.

Wow, it looks like two nightcrawler worms stuck to her face.

Memo

To: All stupid women
From: Every man in the world

Unless you were born with them, fat puffy lips are NOT sexy! They always look fake and make you look, at best, like a duck; or at worst, like a walking hemoroid.
STOP IT!

#35 it's because she's high as fuck..

I wonder what she's on and whatever it is I'll take two!!

1) She's starting to look old
2) Her behavior is too child like for her age.
3) She did that mess to her lips because she's trying to look more like a model since she's dating a model - can we say INSECURE!

I wanna meet the MAN that invented collogen injections. He needs to be stripped-naked like a slut and beaten for making women's mouths the world over look like a dog's asshole. What sort-of sick depraved mind thinks having your lips mutilated is beautiful? The saddest part of mass-mutilation is that there's a whole legion of young girls dedicated to fucking their bodies up. Saddness..

Jesus, she looks like Melania Trump. Horrific.

Wow, Melanie Griffith got a facelift.

Looks like she has plague on her lips.

#55, it was probably a woman that invented the collagen. Some woman was obviously insecure and jealous over Anjelina's big fat stupid lips and wanted a pair of her own. But if you want to blame it on a man, I'm ok with that..

her plastic surgeon should be shot !!!!!!!!

Now it's easy for her to say Rwanda.

#59? Please. Women inventors? Right. Invent me a BLT.

@ 62 - I was going to say "eff you" , but that was too funny

#61. I like the way you think. Call me?

so she's got victoria beckham's haircut and angelina jolie's lips... insecure much?

Wow, you can actually see the injection sites..

Tim - let me cry a river over that LAME ASS POST! HA! Come on, you can do better than that.

(Bug laughs manaically)

#52 thank you. I posted the same thing a few months ago when some other whore did her lips.

Living in NY I have seen some HORRENDOUS lip jobs, the worst ones are on the hag-bags who fucking swear up and down they are 15 years younger than they are.

That guy doesn't look too pleased to have her on his knee...

#43 - Squidworth?!!! You hit the nail right on the head and I am laughing my head off. You are hilarious.

ha ha ha ha ha, it looks like she is trying to make a rat face, and she already has one, albeit a very beaky one, my personal love to the photog on this one, excellent timing, whoops, that's her new expression! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

OMg. It is said that there is a hot kiss photo about Paris and a black guy at interracialconnect.com, a niche interracial dating site for all singles. Wanna check. IF possible, wanna send IM to them.

OMG, I got a news that there is a hot kiss photo about Paris and a black guy at http://www.interracialconnect.com . It is a niche interracial dating site for all singles. so amazed.

What's up with all of these asshole mouth, sized lips on these stupid celebrities. Big lips only go with a big face, for example, Marilyn Monroe and A Jolie.

Paris looks more deformed than ever before. I hope her face stays that way, it would serve her right.

Perhaps, she'll get a nose job since she doesn't need one of those either, but in Hollywood it is a status symbol to get plastic surgery even for normal features; this shows that one can relate to others, for example, nose job, she must be jewish, lip agumentation, she must want to be black, and so on and so forth......

Looks like little sausages in their casings!

#44

If she WERE a lady, I'm sure he would have.

#67

What do you expect from someone who can still find Paris fuckable?

Her lips look like a big ole night crawler worm curled around her mouth that I used to go fishin with..

what happened to her? someone saw her picture on a service site sugardaddyMeet.com.has she joined the club? is she still single?

hahaha the Thom Yorke comment made me lol...can't belive someone else thought the same thing :D aww poor Thom...

#66

I was going to say the same thing... you can TOTALLY see the injection sights
bleeeegh

What's the matter with all these Holy-joo Weirdoes and Manhattanite Snobs puffing there lips like that ... do they want to look like negresses ???
Or is it some kind of ... status thing ?
They look like shite, everybody knows it, but THEY KEEP DOING IT.
Those criminal surgeons should be shot at the spot, Katyn Forest-like
No questions asqued.
Just shoot the phuckers.

Look at her eyes, she looks really sad as in sadface sad... not pathetic sad.

83, don't you think you would look sad too if you knew you were the laughingstock of America?

Somebody should steal that blackberry or whatever she has in her hand. Just grab it and run. It wouldn't be that hard. You think with all the money she has she could afford some good doctors do screw up her face.

that's just plain old herpes making a visit. and who's the guy with the yellow shirt- he's gonna throw up on her

It was said this guy just enjoyed hot dating with a white girl on http://www.interracialsingleonline.com so many fans show so much interesting to him there? i may go to check it...

It was said this guy just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on http://www.interracialsingleonline.com so man fans show so much interesting to him there? i may go to check it...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ boring but its always fun to pick the shit ugly crack whore to pieces,,,,,,, I HATE PARIS, SHES AN UGLY DOG SLUT hehehe

her lips are probably stuck in that position from all the cocks that have been shoved in there throughout the years..she looks like one of those blow up dolls but a less hot version

BWAHAHAHAHA! Ouctthh.
It's cause they used FAT from BRITNEYS BUTT!!

BWAHAHAHAHA! Ouctthh.
It's cause they used FAT from BRITNEYS BUTT!!

looks like she has some kind of disease

she looks old and ugly!!!! somebody fucked her up good! she looks like a damn chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all that money and she can't eveb dress herself! sad

she looks old and ugly!!!! somebody fucked her up good! she looks like a damn chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all that money and she can't eveb dress herself! sad

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