Dec 26 2007Nicollette Sheridan’s bikini is Fa la la awesome
Nicollette Sheridan went to St. Barts for Christmas with her fiancé singer Michael Bolton. I’m tempted to hand Nicollette the coveted award for “Hottest Old Chick of 2007” right now because she is smoking. But I need to be objective and maintain my journalistic integrity. I still have to judge the swimsuit competition at the nursing home this weekend. There might be a looker in the bunch. Then I'll court her with promises of shuffleboard and peanut brittle. It's almost too easy...
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1. Fine James - December 26, 2007 4:44 PM
Back in the '80s she had the tightest rump in the bidness. it make a plenty a guy hard
2. SantasHelper - December 26, 2007 4:44 PM
Makes me want to do a reindeer
3. PunkA - December 26, 2007 4:44 PM
And to think that this is wasted on Michael Bolton and his fat bank account.
4. emmyem - December 26, 2007 4:50 PM
She has a slight gut and she's a bitch, but whatever.
If she can be in MICHAEL BOLTON'S PRESENCE for more than an hour, my hat's off to her...............
5. Govt Cheese - December 26, 2007 4:55 PM
Wow...pretty hot for a TRANNY!
6. FRIST!!! - December 26, 2007 4:56 PM
She's wearing Amanda Beard's bikini..
7. Supermarket Shopper - December 26, 2007 5:05 PM
She used to fuck that actor that was once found having sex with teenage girls and then video taping the whole thing. I can't remember his name - yes, I did, it is Rob Lowe. This was a long time ago when she was cute and before all of her terrible plastic surgery.
She is going to look like Kojak - the bald detective in a few years since she is somehow related to him.
She is an egocentrical bitch. I once saw her at supermarket and all she ever said to Rob was lets get out of here. She actually thought that people were looking at her. I have news for her the only people that cared less about her were the checkers that are all bored with scanning food all day. Sort of like this site for all of us at work.
8. mks - December 26, 2007 5:06 PM
In one of the pics-It appears that a nipple has popped out and is enjoying the sun-look closley!
9. Mekz - December 26, 2007 5:07 PM
There is a slight nip .. wohooo...
10. The White Urkle - December 26, 2007 5:13 PM
I'd suck her pussy until her head caved in!
11. ph7 - December 26, 2007 5:13 PM
OLD and DRY.
12. AssBigot - December 26, 2007 5:20 PM
wtf is she tugging her strings for?
13. RENEE... - December 26, 2007 5:28 PM
Wow, her plastic surgeon is good. Okay, and you can see she works out too, considering how toned she is, so I'll give her kudos to that. The breast implants look a little too hard though. I remember all through the 80's when she had this amazing body (definetly good genes going on here too) but was flat as a board! Well, anyways, guess there's no baby on board!
14. RENEE... - December 26, 2007 5:31 PM
Oh yeah, I did mean flat as a board as in flat chested. Other than that she was curvy. But no matter what her plastic surgeon does, her face is still looking haggard. But what does it matter? She just w/ Michael Bolton.....eeewww (not that he looks bad for his age either).
15. Vince Lombardi - December 26, 2007 5:46 PM
The finest body money has bought.
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17. sharpeidude - December 26, 2007 6:18 PM
I'd hit that for sure....and hit it strong. She may be a bitch, but it'd be worth the ride.
18. Ript1&0 - December 26, 2007 6:25 PM
Hey Brandon Whitaker's wife,
I know you are trying to embarrass him by "outing" who he is real life. But, really I don't think any of us give a shit about your marital problems in fucking Kansas. Unless you have a sex tape. Then we might listen. Do you have a sex tape? Perhaps, with a celebrity? That might make middle America more interesting.
19. Ript1&0 - December 26, 2007 6:35 PM
Christ, I can't believe I actually fell for responding to that shit anyway man.
Okaaaayyy.... You got me. I just don't care about Nicolette Sheridan either.
20. serious - December 26, 2007 8:10 PM
this is incredible. www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2231965,00.html
21. CJ - December 26, 2007 8:18 PM
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money....no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be 'bitches' because they've finally learned how say 'hell no' and it's usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age...and men who can't handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the 'nasty old man' age. Sad, really.
22. anyo - December 26, 2007 9:26 PM
In pic #7 she is indicating the size of my dick.
23. qiuye - December 26, 2007 9:44 PM
Amazing woman, btw, someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on
"Rich cupids.com ", a dating site for celebrities and millionaires.
24. cUtIe&GiRl - December 26, 2007 9:45 PM
wish she make it ,she is always in style . no matter what things happened , we should stand by sb. as if she has a lover on a military&admirer dating site ,but who cares it is true or not ? her photo here http://www.militaryfriends.com/photo/cutie
25. heather - December 26, 2007 10:44 PM
Dare is say that Nicky Hilton looks better in her bikini???!!!
26. heather - December 26, 2007 10:44 PM
Dare I say that Nicky Hilton looks better in her bikini???!!!
27. gerard Vandenberg - December 26, 2007 10:48 PM
Okay now, when you passed the age of fifty you have to make up something that will attract the papparazzi. A sexy bikini will do the job......................I GUESS!!
28. Danklin24 - December 26, 2007 10:58 PM
I must be the only one that doesnt find this chick remotely attractive. She's like Shanna Moakler, she's not ugly, just not overly attractive.
29. david manning - December 26, 2007 11:12 PM
Scott Baio said she threw a drink in his face when he was late for their date, once upon a time, lol....
30. chris_cambria@yahoo.com - December 26, 2007 11:28 PM
I like men and Nicolette does not look too much like a man.
chris_cambria@yahoo.com
31. babyglyniss - December 27, 2007 12:39 AM
she may not be pretty but she's sexy
32. engel - December 27, 2007 12:56 AM
sexy
33. ellen - December 27, 2007 12:57 AM
I love her
34. belly - December 27, 2007 1:02 AM
It is nothing serious. I often saw people share her videos at pubspa.com, where she is really sexy with bikini in that video.
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36. Dr. Laura - December 27, 2007 1:27 AM
She is your typical Hollywood Starlet Old Maid. Michael Bolton is never going to commit, so why does she stay with the bald, old guy. Anyways, isn't he still in love with one of the Donald's ex-whores - Mrs. Marple or something.
37. Lucy - December 27, 2007 1:38 AM
These old has been celebrities are so boring. I just heard on the News that some mad scientists have just discovered a gianormus diamond over 80 million light years from earth. This diamond is bigger than Pam Anderson's breasts, so I'm going to buy it and give it to Liz Taylor as a belated Christmas Gift. Liz is the Queen!
38. jason - December 27, 2007 2:59 AM
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money....no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be 'bitches' because they've finally learned how say 'hell no' and it's usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age...and men who can't handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the 'nasty old man' age. Sad, really.
39. jason - December 27, 2007 2:59 AM
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money....no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be 'bitches' because they've finally learned how say 'hell no' and it's usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age...and men who can't handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the 'nasty old man' age. Sad, really.
40. jason - December 27, 2007 2:59 AM
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money....no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be 'bitches' because they've finally learned how say 'hell no' and it's usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age...and men who can't handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the 'nasty old man' age. Sad, really.
41. jason - December 27, 2007 2:59 AM
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money....no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be 'bitches' because they've finally learned how say 'hell no' and it's usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age...and men who can't handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the 'nasty old man' age. Sad, really.
42. jason - December 27, 2007 2:59 AM
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money....no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be 'bitches' because they've finally learned how say 'hell no' and it's usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age...and men who can't handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the 'nasty old man' age. Sad, really.
43. jason - December 27, 2007 3:01 AM
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money....no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be 'bitches' because they've finally learned how say 'hell no' and it's usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age...and men who can't handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the 'nasty old man' age. Sad, really.
44. jason - December 27, 2007 3:01 AM
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money....no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be 'bitches' because they've finally learned how say 'hell no' and it's usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age...and men who can't handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the 'nasty old man' age. Sad, really.
45. jason - December 27, 2007 3:01 AM
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money....no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be 'bitches' because they've finally learned how say 'hell no' and it's usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age...and men who can't handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the 'nasty old man' age. Sad, really.
46. Mario - December 27, 2007 3:04 AM
Nice attempt at jazz hands.
47. NY Bride - December 27, 2007 3:09 AM
I hope I look this good when I'm 120 years old too.
48. evan45689 - December 27, 2007 3:17 AM
she is amazing, and her picture appeared on a blog
http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com, what's the matter?
49. Lowlands - December 27, 2007 6:00 AM
Hola Superficial sweetie~ Happy holidays!
50. RichPort - December 27, 2007 9:13 AM
Sorry, I like my chicks to b a bare minimum of 99% organic human. The rest can be a wig and a tampon. What? That's what poop chutes are for.
#38 - 45 - Amnesia much?
51. Jus' Stupid - December 27, 2007 9:33 AM
I'd spank that, and tear it up. She would put me in my place, and i'd love every minute of it.
52. put the ugly people in the back - December 27, 2007 9:59 AM
In pic #7 she is showing Michael Doucheton what size dildo she wants him to get her for christmas, because yall know his thimdle sized Peewee Herman isn't doing the trick especially since her hooha is as loose as a as Paris Hitlon... being termed an actress. Ah HA, you thought I was going somewhere else with that. Fuck no silly heads there is nothing as loose as Paris Hilton's couche of terror not even one of Queen Latifa's dresses on a pre-preg Nicole Richie is as loose fitting as Paris's black black hell hole.
53. put the ugly people in the back - December 27, 2007 10:06 AM
thimble (fuck)
54. CelebGossip - December 27, 2007 10:11 AM
# 51,,, come on and day dream! LOL
55. George Best - December 27, 2007 10:41 AM
Leif Garrett was hitting that when they were both14. Shes good looking no doubt. Who cares if shes a bitch. I dont know any men who date their women becuase of their personality. Its all about the status or the sex because the women they date feel the same way about them. Everything in this life is a trade.
56. Stu Dog - December 27, 2007 10:53 AM
That's a real nipple popping out. File this under nipple slips.
57. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation - December 27, 2007 12:17 PM
I'd Hit It !
And so would every one of you unless you're ..... different .....somehow
58. lambman - December 27, 2007 12:36 PM
Wow she's over 40 and pregnant and still looks kinda hot.
4- that "slight gut" would be a fetus
59. Scott - December 27, 2007 7:23 PM
She suffers from "man face", but her body is so hot that I'd put a bag over her head and fuck her really good...nice tits, nice ass, nice pussy, mmmmm, yummy...
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61. emmyem - December 27, 2007 11:39 PM
Hi, number 58! Would that "slight gut" be YOUR fetus? Or do you know her?
Nooo.............didn't think so. TEENY slight buldge, but hey..........she looks fine.
She's just a bitch. Now THAT I DO know!
62. CLICK HERE - December 28, 2007 7:21 AM
Wow! She's awesome! I'm speachless!
63. Patricio Albasete - December 28, 2007 9:34 AM
yeah!! it is
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64. EuroNeckPain - January 1, 2008 1:43 PM
>> What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39
Jason the moron, if in your country a bikini is not possible after 39 without extensive surgery, I recommend moving... FAST ! There is definitely something wrong with your food.
65. DebiDel - January 3, 2008 8:31 AM
She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW... sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club - interracialloving.com, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her
66. Las Vegas Singles - January 6, 2008 1:40 PM
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68. k-dawg - January 9, 2008 12:22 PM
Nipple Slip! Look closely...