Dec 11 2007Megan Fox starred in Transformers and your dreams

Megan Fox attended the 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year awards in Los Angeles. You might recognize her as the hot girl from Transformers. She’s definitely making something of mine transform. Yup, look at it go. Wait a minute. What the hell? Why did it change into a rice cooker? That’s not a monster boner like I was hinting at or even a tank. Awesome, wiener, you’ve made a fool out of me on the Internet. No, I don’t want some Uncle Ben’s. Don’t talk to me.

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uncle bens.....tee hee hee......where the heck is everyone?

I love this fucking skank.

She was hot in transformers ... but in real life, based on these pictures, she's not that hot. Besides, she looks too old for her age. If this is her under 20, imagine what she'd look like when she hits 30.

Fourth...LOL... Please go back to the older photo format. It takes to long to get to the spankter photo's....

as IF that is the first (FIRTS) time that your wiener made a fool outta you.....

Had her when she was 14. No big deal...

use an damn it!!!! is unattractive to click the picture and the whole page loads up

i mean... IFRAME

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Single ugliest TATS ever.

Who cares what she looks like when she's 30, we all need to hit that now.
I hope she isn't one of those girls who pose sexy & badass, while she's actually crap in bed & prude. You know what I'm talking about?

she is so hottt!!!!

but she does look older then 20

Dude! She totally rocked in "Tomb Raider"...
What!! That´s not Angelina??

Those tattoos are terrible...why would you ever get a tattoo like that on your lower arm? I can understand maybe as a tramp stamp or something, but lower arm just screams "I'M INCREDIBLY WEIRD AND MOST LIKELY A SKANK"

Those tattoos are terrible. She will regret getting those in a few years.

Is it redundant to say "she's a fox"?

Hey, check out Angelina 2.0: less kids, more hotness. Definitely improved.

Listen up.

Forearm tats on women are ugly. Case closed.

The only way it works if it's part of a full sleeve and you're a badass-type alterna-chick that can pull off it off.

p.s. Only female musicians should do the tat-of-famous-person's-face. Actresses? Never.

She is damn near perfect, and she knows it (even though her lips have been injected with sheep lard or whatever they use these days on Hollywood chix. Just check her older pics; lips are as thin as...)

Everyone hates the tats and they are right. Most people who get them never think they're going to get old. The skin changes and it looks real bad and you can't fix it. Megan is very hot, but in the future those tats will look real bad!!

The fact that this chick is engaged to that she-man Brian Austin Green ruins her hotness for me. I'd be less disgusted if she did donkey shows in her personal life.

She's not the hot one from Transformers, that blond Aussie was the hot one, she got buried by the hype over Megan Fox.

Brian's a cool kid. He bought a couple classic Vespas from me years ago for him and then girlfriend Vanessa.

This chick however is "hot, however". The however is that her staying power is suspect. Sure she's hot now at 20-21, but as previously stated, it's a downhill ride from here.

Kat Von D rocks the arm tats like no other.

She is really stunning... She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

She is really stunning... She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

She is really stunning... She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

She was in Transformers? What kind of car does she turn into? I bet it's a hot car.

I've seen other pics where I thought she was pretty but here she's grossing me out for some reason. Maybe its because I can see right up her flaring giant nostrils. Ick. And she seems to be trying too hard to keep up with the "look at me, I look like Angelina Jolie and I'm a bad ass edgy chick" look. Blah. And transformers was pretty gay; I was not impressed.

I couldn't wait for a post about this hag. I CAN'T STAND her. She never closed her mouth, she's a bad actress, she's all "Oh I'm hot" and it makes me sick...I don't deny that she has a cute body but there was NO chemistry on screen..She comes off cold and boring.

Absolutely fucking gorgeous. Better than anyone else out there right now (Hayden P.? No thanks.) I do agree though that forearm tats are ugly on any woman, and a sleeve is the worst ever.

#21 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

she's hot but...i kinda found a flaw in her...hells yeah i'm a picky son of a bitch...
sorry but i'm sticking to Hayden Panettiere...

I guess she's okay in a pornstar kind of way, but she always looks like she fell asleep in Lohan's tanning bed. She'll be a Coach purse in no time. I liked the blonde Aussie twat in TRANSFORMERS better.

@21 I totally agree, I found the aussie (is she?) hotter than Megan. The accent was definitely a bonus too!

@27 Transformers gay? Impossible! I don't think robots practice sexuality like humans. They just come out of assembly lines or something, I don't know. But if transformers were straight you'd be impressed? Blatant discrimination! I liked the movie, they didn't do as bad as I thought they would (which is not the case with most hollywood sci-fi movies).

President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

I want to eat this whole slut up...and ask for seconds..

I want to eat this whole slut up...and ask for seconds..

I want to eat this whole slut up...and ask for seconds..

@26
Megan Fox doesnt turn into a car,
she is just some hot girl that Shia's character likes.

man she has a greasey face... could cook some eggs on that face..... but il still fuck her, and after iam done with her puss would look like it got runn'ed over by a simi - truck...........lol

Goddamn it, I don't know who the hell this is either.

I really need to get my head out of my ass and start paying attention to what's important, huh? Like people who are a decade younger than me standing around in dresses. At least give me something to rip on, man, damn.

(PS = & yes, #10, I know what you're talking about. It's kinda like really being into a guy and getting to the point where you find out they've got a small dick. NOW what do you do??? Cause you know you like them.....)

Her tattoos are terrible. She should come over to our place during the show, of course, and I'll fix them up for free. The old Movie Star one is just too dated and really needs some work. On the other hand, I could give her the phone numbers of a few plastic surgeons and dermatologists that could remove them for her, leaving terrible scars, of course.

She will be used up in a few years. Pass...

I WOULD SO LOVE to give this hot bitch a good ride on my you know what.

SHE really needs it!

she looked much older in the movie. a 40 year old playing a high school teenager. shyeah right. she looks fine here though. greasey, but fine. like french fries. *drool*

YOU HAVE no dik asshole!

Alba in the background is looking awfully homely compared to Megan.

Any bets on whether this cooze knows Marylin Monroes real name? 10 to 1 says she doesn't.

Honestly, I liked Transformers and LaBeouf is great, but there was absolutely no chemistry between them at all. None. Watch it again and you'll see.

Yes, the Aussie chick was great. All non-american actresses are usually very good. I wish I could say that about our actressess....well some of them are still good.

Nice body!!! So hot! It is said that she has more hot pics on uniformedmatch.com. That must be a nice site.

she ain't so hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huRp3j5k1P8

I'd lick her like a lollipop............

Damn, she's got a long neck.

Not a complaint, but it really is quite long.

She's got problems. Who doesn't, right? But this girl has those "you're not listening to me-let me slice your fucking throat" problems. Manic depression - - bi-polar, whatever they're calling it these days. You know those chicks: they show up at your place late and tell you about how their last boyfriend abused them but they love him and they can't live without his sorry ass and what do you think I should do You're really nice (tongue) don't say that (why?) it's making me want you. Just fucking stay away from this whore.

Pretty girl. Black nail polish. Uni-brow. Marilyn Monroe tattooed on the forearm. Die goth-slut!

I'm kidding. I'd "hit" it. I'm male and easy. And a contradiction.

she's hot and stupid. is she still banging that has been brian austin green?

#39,
You just proved that chivalry is not dead.

Does anyone have real boobs anymore?

Men dont hang out with 20 yr olds because their worried about what their tattoos or face will look like in 15-20 yrs. That problem is for the guy that marries them after she had more sex Pam Anderson. It just costs extra for a young hot chick.

As for Brian Austin Green, someone please tell me how he scores these chicks. He has dated some of the hottest women in Hollywood and is a total douchebag.

I know a girl who looks very similar to her...well her face anyways. She is white trash and has that skank look perminantly tattooed on her mug, just like this girl.

I know a girl who looks very similar to her...well her face anyways. She is white trash and has that skank look perminantly tattooed on her mug, just like this girl.

I agree with comment 4 so much. Bring the old photo format back PLEEEEASE!

she still looks great here, but WOW nothing compared to how she looked in transformers. i guess that's what happens when you have an entire major movie crew making you look good.

beautiful eyes!

My left hand is Transforming into a jar of lube..and my right into something like a catchers glove, only fleshier..EErrr EEeewm ooooEEr eeeeEERR.

Now all I need is to Transform into a towel or something....Got Allspark everywhere...

Trying to be Jolie - and failing, smallest breast implant I have ever seen. She must be fried egg to get implants so small.

@59 PERMANENT - white trash person unable to spell = 59 aka Shanipie.

I was so excited to get her Maxim issue.

Then I saw the God-awful tattoos she has. Ugly as sin, I tell ya.

I quite fancy her.

She's an Angelina Jolie wannabe with bad skin and ridiculous tats.

I actually like the tattoo on her forearm. While you're nailing Megan, you can glance over at it, let your mind wander, and imagine you're banging Marilyn Monroe. I'll bet you could get her to yell out "Slide, DiMaggio!!!" and/or whisper "Happy birthday, Mr. President..." in your ear while you're at it.

wow, that one great looking 40-something year old woman

Bad skin, white trash tattoos, can't dress for shit, prematurely aged. Next!

1. why are you all bashing chicks with tats? tats on chicks are HOT, guys with tats are not.
2. most of you with tattoo comments are retarded, STFU!
3. she is ugly and needs to eat something
4. have you seen her fingers in transformers?!?! ewwwwwwww stubby little nubs with disgusting little short fingernails. blehhhhhhh

1. why are you all bashing chicks with tats? tats on chicks are HOT, guys with tats are not.
2. most of you with tattoo comments are retarded, STFU!
3. she is ugly and needs to eat something
4. have you seen her fingers in transformers?!?! ewwwwwwww stubby little nubs with disgusting little short fingernails. blehhhhhhh

#73 and 74,
Good points. You've convinced me to get a tattoo of a dead person on my arm. I'd like to take a poll from the Fishsters to decide:
A. which dead person I should have needled into my arm.
B. whether I should have said dead person appear dead or alive.
and finally, if it is the former from B., should she appear
C. embalmed or unembalmed.

Thanks in advance for your votes! This is exciting.

she's gorgeous, but here she looks 40. she needs less makeup, tons less makeup, and better applied. she's so beautiful, a fresh face would show her off.

#31 honey, if you where with someone like Megan Fox I doubt you would be picky.

NOW THIS CHICK PUTS KRISTEN BELL TO SHAAAAAME! god DAMN she is so fing hot. makes kristen look like some ho-hum midwesterner

V you're totally right!

MORE OF THIS FOX ON SUPERFICIAL PLEASE!!!!

By no means ugly, but man, i want to smack that cunty little look off her face. Tats are cool if they're done right. Hers scream poser. And i never got the whole "idolizing" Marilyn Monroe thing. Sure, she was famous and popular, but you idolize a woman who was a a useless, slutty bimbo who died (was murdered??) before the age of 40? Nice...

i'd love to see any dickface capping on this girl turn her down if she offered to buy you a drink.

you'd all bang her and you know it (clap your hands)

80 which goes to show how unoriginal these little sacks of shit are. Nothing original these days. All show, pose, re-run, lemme bite all that I can and run with it. Posers - you hit the nail on the head.

81 - But that would never happen will it, because cunts like this don't talk to regular decent guys.

So SHADDAP!

Dear Ted from LA, I think an Anna Nicole tattoo would be totally awesome (yawn) my vote goes to dead imagery, you know with that rabid drool, just a head shot of her, and I think the same placement is good for you also, lower arm, inside or out is fine with me. TRY it in henna first, sure tattoos are cool, but they are forever, as this vapid fool would know, I'm sick of hers already, imagine how she feels.

She's got a fucking marilyn monroe face on her arm. I mean, this girl has taste... yeah

She looks hot.

She's cute, but I wouldn't say she's hot, unless your standards aren't very high.
At least she looks better than Jessica Alba who is showing up in the background looking like a gay dude (now that's an overrated chick).

I agree with 4 you need to go back to the old format. I am all thumbs trying to navigate these pictures AND work myself into a frenzy. Hey! Does she have HVS 2 like the Ms. Alba in the photo behind her? Maybe they can start a support group!

Stop insulting Angelina Jolie saying this chick looks like her. This chick only wishes... she's not even 0.1% as hot or as beautiful as Angelina is. Angelina is a fucking goddess and the day someone near as hot or beautiful as her comes around they'll make history.
But this chick... another overrated chick, anyone? BTW, I don't think she's that hot at all, I wouldn't even say she's hot, but Superfish calls anything that's not ugly "hot".

Gorgeous girl and a great actress. If she keeps her head on straight, she should have an amazing and long career.

in my book she is still the sexiest girl in the world.. what is that under her armpits whatever it is it would not stop me from having armpit sex with her.. she has the most geourgeous eyes..

89- your just bitter because you wont ever be able to fuck her OR angelina

This "girl" is not all that attractive, she has that whole "i know im the shit" look and thats sooo not attractive. Those tats, they gotta go tats are so gross on girls, her face looks too greasy, nostrils too big, no nice body. Angelina Jolie way better looking. Megan watever has poser written all over, her poses are just stupid, and she wasnt all that hot in transformers. So watevers, whoever wants to bang this chick, just go buy a prostitude instead, she felt up some guy's dick in PUBLIC and got caught, wat a friggin dumbass. Yea and dont give me the PDA bull, thats so not "affection" just a shit load of slutty lust. I wouldnt tap this chick if it cost me my life.

This "girl" is not all that attractive, she has that whole "i know im the shit" look and thats sooo not attractive. Those tats, they gotta go tats are so gross on girls, her face looks too greasy, nostrils too big, no nice body. Angelina Jolie way better looking. Megan watever has poser written all over, her poses are just stupid, and she wasnt all that hot in transformers. So watevers, whoever wants to bang this chick, just go buy a prostitude instead, she felt up some guy's dick in PUBLIC and got caught, wat a friggin dumbass. Yea and dont give me the PDA bull, thats so not "affection" just a shit load of slutty lust. I wouldnt tap this chick if it cost me my life.

she has midget thumbs... which isn't hot.

she's sexy, that's about it. she poses a lot, like she cannot just be natural.

and people say she's the new angelina!!no way. something lacks in her presence. she also seems so aware of her attractiveness. trying too hard with the posing? it's annoying.

She makes my pants feel tight in the front. Oh wait, my keyboard fell down the front of my pants. Ah, that's better! Anyway, she's kinda cute.

#18
haha sheep lard...

Banged a fox once. PETA got pissed and made a lame video about it


Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.

she tastes like glossy paper.

With her around, every man's cock is more than meets the eye!

i can't wait til she dumps that "thug-chic" jew, brian austin green, for a more established jew like...alan horn, or for some shitface tv "actor."

sell out, baby, you're beautiful while you're young.

pretty........FAKE! she doesnt even look human!

i love her eyebrows...so pretty...she has kind of a weird schnoz tho

what are all of you crazy megan fox is way hotter and way more beautiful than angelina even when angelina was in her prime. angelina has the most disgusting lips plus angelina is way too rough looking.. and by the way angelina has tatoos too..

MAJOR BOTOX
She should have got implants. She probably will, and will admit it and be proud of it, like Christina Aguilera. Just wait and see.

The only reason she looks like Angelina is because she shaped her eyebrows the same. That is basically half of it.
The other half is of course that she plumped her lips and has her hair the same as angelina in her 'gothic' type phase.
It's not hard to figure out, she doesn't really look like her at all, but she is clearly trying to copy her.

oh, and the copy of the tattoos. Very similar type and placement.
The, " i'm a sexy dominatrix bitch " pose also helps. So as you can see, a woman with a plan.
But she somehow ended up looking tackier and trashier than Angelina ever did. Lets not forget though, that Angelina was (and arguably still is) very ugly back in the dark hair days.

This bitch has nasty skin, it's porous and got those scars that look like moon craters (probably acne problem when she was a teen?) I dunno. Man, I was so sad. I wish I had never met her in person.

hot damn!

Post her nipslip photos!

@21 I thought her and that New Zealand blond looked like genetically engineered super hotties in Transformers.

Hopefully science will find away to completely erase the skanky diseased nastiness of tattoos.

Is she still marrying Brian Austin Green? I heard they met at MyFifteenMinutesareOver.com

@28 "she's a bad actress...She comes off cold and boring."
It touched my heart when she said "I'll drive, you shoot"...I was crying on the floor. Also when she said "I am so not your little buddy".

OLD PICTURE FORMAT!!!

I personally think angelina is way more takier then megan.. plus I think megan is hotter as well but that is just my opinion though.. But you have to admit megan has a better body than angelina..

I personally think angelina is way more takier then megan.. plus I think megan is hotter as well but that is just my opinion though.. But you have to admit megan has a better body than angelina..

I personally think angelina is way more takier then megan.. plus I think megan is hotter as well but that is just my opinion though.. But you have to admit megan has a better body than angelina..

I personally think angelina is way more takier then megan.. plus I think megan is hotter as well but that is just my opinion though.. But you have to admit megan has a better body than angelina..

She is a pretty woman, but if she is only 20, she better get away with looking hot now while she can, her days are numbered...

SHE IS AN elegant babe, gals at http://pinkmingle.com appreciate her very much, so do I..erer.LOL

Wow what happened to her face...

There are only two places on a girl's body that'll look sexy with a tattoo on it, and that's the lower back (common) and above the ankle a bit. Girls with too many tattoos tend to be less attractive since they're covering up their natural beauty with ink. Anyways, as far as Megan Fox goes, she doesn't look that good at all in those photos, she was definitely hot in Transformers or when she's on tv, but so far this still photo of her screams "NEXXT".

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