Lynne Spears' book might still be published

cool

Americans will buy it. Idiots.

/god is an American

oh and FIRST!

oh and FIRST!

oh and FIRST!

The spears family must love all this attention. I'll bet her book sells more copies than the bible. It's a much easier read.

but can He turn ashes into Cheetos?

What's with the "clinched-teeth" smile in ev-a-ree photo op????
Mom teach that, too?

Hey golden calves just don't fall from the fucking sky you know, they cost money to make. So hell yes that Christian publishing house is still going to sell the book. Money money money!

if this book ever sees the light of day, i'm going to immediately invest in crayola.

How much would it take to hypnotize everyone into forgetting all of the Spears family? Let's pass the hat and see if we can get this thing done!

"It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities.” What about Britney and Lynn you say? Posh!

Oh Boy, I love Comic Books!

White Trash Bitches! All the Spears' women would be Welfare Mom's if they didn't have their celebrity status, and they most likely will be once they run through their money in a few years.

Yeah, man! Life's fucked. One daughter's suffering from some kind of horrible drug-fueled mental-illness-breakdown in front of the entire world; the other daughter is an underage pregnant girl out of wedlock. Yep, god's at work alright.

The Lynne Spears version of the Bible.

The Bible 2.0

this gossip site is so evil and vile. cant you people see it? everyone laughs at the spears kids and when he get the pics fish will use CUTE LITTLE BASTARD as the headline.

learn to love the spears. leave celebs alone. my god you can see the blood sucker paparrazzi in amy winehouse car windows reflections.

This is definitely going to make it onto Oprah's Book Club Selection, Amazon's top sellers and the Los Angeles Time's Bestsellers list.

or
the list of Books to wipe your parrots butthole

Como pudiste eres una niña aun, podrias haber esperado pero exccelente la desiscion de tener un bebe te felicito eso hace toda mujer sana de mente se hace cargo

I feel soo god becouse you decide have your bebe........Congratulations....

Is the whole family fat and dirty???

"good christian girls" are the dirtiest sluts. Even dirtier than "virginal catholic schoolgirl"...it's the whole guilt thing that ruins catholic sex, and the priests

Oh yes, and I *might* read it.

LOL!!!!

i dont want her to be pregent

I like her behavior. Go on Spears!!

http://Vacations.blogcu.com

I like her behavior. Go on Spears!!

http://Vacations.blogcu.com

I wonder if Lynne Spears has, even for the briefest of moments, visualized that dude's sperm actually being spurted from the head of his penis into her daughter's fertile womb as he groaned and rolled around on top of her underage body? If that shit's in the book, I'll buy it.

I also wonder, #26, if Mama Spears realizes that redneck boned her precious nymph of a daughter repeatedly, and that she has given him countless, albeit messy, blow jobs?

Food for thought, discuss.

so what's the working title "WHAT NOT TO DO?" perhaps "Raising sluts" ???
And if Anexio = Briney, does conscience found = Lynne????
fuck the spears, and the derelict trailer park they came from.

*britney (hahahahaha briney !!!!!)

is it true?gods bless her,She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club "WealthyKiss.com". She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

That's a really good look when a 40+ woman dresses like a 19 year old.

Really good look.

The original title - Selling Your Children to the Highest Bidder So You Can Be Famous Vicariously While Dancing on the Grave of Their Ruined Youth - didn't test well with focus groups.

Obligatory mention of lame-ass gold-digger website:
Britny and Jami-Lynn are so beautiful have you seen them on whatsinyourbankaccount.com? That is where all the coolest people is gods bless them always.

Cute! Both are beauty!

She's made a living out of pimping her kids and now she's going to make more money by telling us how pimping your kids can mess them up, all while making money from the sale of her grandchild's photos. What an ignorant whore (or is she a genius?). A real Christian publisher wouldn't even touch this book.

Anyone can claim to be a Christian but that doesn't make it so. People who call themselves Christians usually aren't referring to belonging to a Christian religion. The word "Christian" is code for a subgroup of extreme holy-rollers who are really anti-catholics and spend most of their time propagandizing about all the other religions. A lot of them believe that once they are "saved" they are no longer required to abide by the 10 commandments and that those rules don't apply when dealing with non-Christians anyways. Real "Christians" don't include Catholics in their group. Beware anyone who presents himself as a Christian.

Lynne is the all time best pimp I've ever seen -The only thing her daughters can do well is be absolute sluts so she made sure they'd be rich while they're being absolute sluts.

Every so-called Christian I've met is some asshole that makes up shit to spew at other people. Being a Christian means nothing to me.

Dr. Phill, your sweeping comments about Christians should include the diclaimer that IT IS ONLY YOUR OPINION.

Good grief, talk about bashing millions of people in one fell swoop!
RUDE!

How could I have known that being extremely white-trashy would make a person rich? I wish I had known that in my formative years.

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm: since Jamie Lynn is 16, her parents get 75% of all her earnings. If she has herself declared an emancipated minor because of this pregnancy, she will get to keep all of her paychecks and even get to set up her own house of ill repute like her sister. Maybe the pregnancy wasn't unplanned....?

No, #36. I agreed with everything Dr-Phil typed. I may hate Dr-Phil. I may think that he's a liar. I mean, he's not even a real doctor. And Phillip may be an Oprah-ass-kissing piece-of shit but, he's goddamn right about christians.

A conscientious, self preserving person can't trust christians as far as they can throw 'em; which isn't very far considering those religious morons have a higher than average obesity rate. Fatties. Knowledge.

What the hells the deal with americans having such good teeth?
I don't think i've seen one snaggle toothed famous american

From Chapter 7...."Developing a Healthy Sexuality in Your Daughters"

"I done told mah girls when theys wuz just baybees, Honey, God done up 'n gave you a gift.....and it's rat lak that thar betwain your legs...it's your munny maker..use it goddangit!!"

Id like to get between that sandwich. Id cover theyre breasts and faces with my hot mayonaisse sauce.

I wholeheartedly agree with and endorse to the fullest any and all of the Christian bashing above.

I love how this dumb old cow is now pimping her daughters for Jesus. Now matter how big an idiot and glorified parasite you are, all you've gotta do is throw in the 'for Jesus' bit to get the approval of fellow dumb white trash across America.

I feel sorry

I feel a little bit sorry for our whole nation

I feel a little bit sorry for our whole nation

I feel a little bit sorry for our whole nation

Fucking hillbillies.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Why are white trash hickerbillies so fertile, anyhow? We can now conlcude, there definitely is no God.

i believe her

no matter what she writes, I hope she can do her best .in fact , people always want to know " how TO"/ so it does not matter.we are live such a real world ,,we have to face many earthly things.

Hey Mom Spears,
Cover that shit up.
Fuckin' disgusting.

I'd like to fuck both Lynn and Jamie Lynn at the same time. No doubt they are both hot and naughty, what a great three-way that would be...

Rumor has it it's Tony Romo's Kid

God. what was in her mind?? I also saw her profile on an online dating
club sugarmommymeet.com. You know it is a very famous site among rich
women cause they can find their sugar babies there...

Hey Toma,

Fuck off.

gotta love southern trailer trash they make the world go round......

Now the book will have "What Not To Do" in the title!!!!!

You DID notice that Mama Spears' tags are still stuck on the bottom of her Target shirt, right, in the lead picture? Down by that lavender blob on her hip.

I think I'd buy the book just to laugh at it.
It might be pretty interesting.

God's work indeed