Dec 13 2007Lauren Conrad is kind of easy

lauren who??

The one in blue is hot.

Oh btw, i'm first to say FIRST!

Actually Fish, that dinner plan sounds interesting. Forget calling Lauren CondomDispenser, just pick any old hobo off the street.

...I'm pretty sure the hobo would make for a more pleasant night. Atleast you'll get some...hehe.

Has she gotten plastic surgery? Her face looks very different than what it was a few years ago. Kinda blows because she used to have a really nice face.

Theyre lookin better n better

You're first to say second...loser.

I didn't know carrie underwood, faith hill, and wonder woman were buddies..

She is so cute!! what a babe!Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site.

It has been said around the innerweb machine that she is on ifuckformoney.com It says she will screw a donkey for the right price..

I've been thinking about all these young celebs. Lindsay, Brit, Paris, etc. Do you know the difference between them and aboriginies? Aboriginies are cunning little runts...

Which one is the whore the Fish is writing about? Is it the little one on the left? Acutally I don't give a shit, I'm just feeling old. I remember when MTV played videos. When did they become softcore smut peddlers?

Who are these plastic figures, again?

I like those dresses. It would be so easy to have sex with any or all of them in a restauraunt bathroom. The dresses would just shift away as you bang away. Do you think dress designers take stuff like that into consideration when they make'em?

I gotta say though... I love Lauren's dress and all their fucking shoes *swoons*

I'm so glad I don't watch these stupid running little cunts...

MTV should changing it's name. It's Money Television. MTV is all about selling crap to kids and what do kids love? alcohol, drama, drugs, drama, being whores, more drama, thinking they are invincible, even more drama and shitty music.

Hmmmm upon better inspection, I like Lauren's shoes and the Blue Dressed Girl's too. Short boots don't look good with red and black polka dotted dresses IMHO.

Call me SJTLQ if you wish.

DanYELL? Is it..........it's not..............could it be...........Sasquatch Season?

I actually miss the days of DanYell... sad, eh?..

I would just like to say that I think everyone needs to stop hating on LC! Who cares what any of you think? Say what you want scripted or not she gets paid more than all of us combined to do that show.And love it or hate it the show has been on for 3 seasons not to mention she also did Laguna Beach. She is a beautiful girl and I am fascinated by her and her life, as is a good majority of the world or MTV wouldn't continue to air the show. So lets just stop being so jealous. Because that's all it is... the green eyed monster rearing it's ugly head. I'd like to see any of you have HALF the poise and dignity that she has maintained even with all the cameras following her watching her every move. Oh by the way I HATE HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!!

I can't believe the Fishwhores are starting to come back

Ew, #2. She has no upper lip, like an old dude. She should pump some collegen into that shit like Kiera Knightly did.

http://www.ebeautydaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/keira-knightley-instyle.jpg

I do believe it is DanYELL!

totally off subject, but Jodie Foster just came out on t.v. as a lesbian. the world breathed a collective "eh.. yeah, so this is news?"

#22

god, you are my hero. i thought i was the only one creeped out by audrina's lack of an upper lip. and when she smiles, it disappears even more and it doesn't help that her teeth are huge.

Who are these strange, skinny people? Are they famous? Wake me when they develop nicer curves and morons start calling them fat.

What a bunch of butterfaces. Thin, have have no clue what muscle tone is. Bet they are on a puke diet.

I like Lauren Conrad, I know The Hills is as fake as a Jordan's boobs, but if 'reality' shows really were real they would be pretty dull, and no-one would tune in!

I could have sworn I saw all three of these skanks taking it in the a$$ by black guys yesterday, while I was at home sick. And by sick I mean surfing porn on the internet. Can't do that at work anymore!

Who the hell watches that show anyway?

Seeing Audina Piles or whatever her name is makes me want to be domestically brutal to her. I want to beat her worse that Ike ever did to old Tina. Audina's faces scream "smash me into the sidewalk, repeatedly."

20. Heather - December 13, 2007 12:02 PM

"I would just like to say that I think everyone needs to stop hating on LC!"

I would like to say that we don't give a FUCK about LC or your special intelligent thoughts on a camera whore. The only reason that MTV keeps running this show is because dipshits like yourself have nothing better to do than swoon over their petty lives.

That was pretty funny #7. With so many trolls on here I don't know if it was the real veggi or not.

#20

I would just like to say that I think you need to stop hating on HEIDI AND SPENCER! Who cares what you think? Say what you want scripted or not they get paid more than all of us combined to do that show.And love it or hate it the show has been on for 3 seasons. They are beautiful people and I am fascinated by their life, as is a good majority of the world or MTV wouldn't continue to air the show. So lets just stop being so jealous. Because that's all it is... the green eyed monster rearing it's ugly head. I'd like to see any of you have HALF the poise and dignity that they have maintained even with all the cameras following her watching their every move. Oh by the way I HATE LAUREN CONRAD!!

Sound familiar? Hypocrite.

@20 Heather any plans for college yet? In any event, you're right. It was mean of me to (as the kids say) 'h8te on' LC. You also got me to thinking about hating on my favorite show.

I would just like to say that I think everyone needs to stop hating on SS! Say what you want but Bewitched was a great show. Love it or hate it, it was on for eight years and had two Dicks (Sargent and York). Samantha Stevens is a beautiful wife, mother, sorceress and I am fascinated by Sam’s life, as is a good majority of both the mortal and immortal world. She could just wiggle her nose and all her troubles would disappear. So let’s stop being jealous before Dr. Bombay summons a green eyed monster in your living room. I’d like to see any of you witches and warlocks have HALF the poise and dignity Sam has trying to hide her witch powers and maintain a perfect suburban homelife. Oh by the way I HATE ENDORA AND LARRY TATE!!!

#25, yeah!! She has those gross Donni and Marie teeth. I'm so glad we could bond over our mutual disgust over Audrinas mouth! :)

oh. my. gawd.

like, the love...the looove.

i got bored with perez.

back to basics bitches...

Laura COWnrad. Damn she's as fat as a cow. MOOOOO.

Did I mention she's also a whore? Oh OK, good.

That guy...what's his name??? Starts with a J or something.

Anywhoo,

Dude should've kept his hair...he looks FUGLY without it.

And anyone complementing those hideous outfits that the the three hookers are sporting must be BLIND.

Payless shoes and Forever21 dresses does NOT equal FASHION. It equals CHEAP HOES ON A BUDGET.

It's official...she is a tool

Hi Baby!!! Hi jrzmommy!!!!

@34

Don't hate the Tate. He was just running an ad agency.

I hate Serena. She was always jealous of Samantha. She's a big hater.

JANE!

well fine, ignore me then. douche.

Piss on you superficial! I still LOVE The Hills!

Remeber when you had to be attractive and somewhat talented to be famous?

I miss those days.

The one in blue should have a flashing "vacant" sign around her neck.

I can almost smell the ignorance coming of these pictures.

who else is bored with this whack ass post??

lets have discussion about fiber!

34-
I think that Heidi and Spencer are more like Gladys and Abner Kravitz.

Congrats to LC for the best potato sack dress i've seen in a long time.
The whore in the middle looks like a nightmare i once had after drinking too much egg nog.

can't deny that this babe is really hot!

Who the fuck is this cunt and why do I need to drop-to my knees and buy-buy-buy? The "Hills"? I've seen better acting marooned at the bottom of the toilet bowl. Deep acting. Brown acting.

Who the fuck is this cunt and why do I need to drop-to my knees and buy-buy-buy? The "Hills"? I've seen better acting marooned at the bottom of the toilet bowl. Deep acting. Brown acting.

Yeah.. I posted twice. So what? I want you all to see. Eat my shit, crowd.

@41 Damn you're right. How did I forget Serena? Good call.

The one in the middle belongs in an Ebn Ozn music video..

The #1 reason I hate MTV is, they always say "hooked up" instead of the other million ways to say "had sex." In fact, I think they may have invented the term.

Is it just me or does Brody look like that kid from the Brady Bunch?

Where's the beef (curtains)?

#34 Hilarious.

like the one in grey. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will wanna get her after seening it. nich body with big b**bs

Audrina is hellla hotttt. Her ex was retarded for letting this one slip.

I love LC. Who cares if the show is 'fake?'

I never realized how disgusting Whitney's legs are. I was watching reruns yesterday and there was a shot of just legs walking away, and I thought "WHOA, who's anorexic? She looks totally normal above the legs, but those LEGS....odd

I love LC. Who cares if the show is 'fake?'

I never realized how disgusting Whitney's legs are. I was watching reruns yesterday and there was a shot of just legs walking away, and I thought "WHOA, who's anorexic? She looks totally normal above the legs, but those LEGS....odd

I have no idea who the fuck these bitches are. And apparently, I'm not missing much. I don't care how much they get paid. Donald Trump has a lot of money too, he's still a douchebag.

Also, once again:

it's - a contraction of "it is"
its - possessive

beautiful

They three look nice, but not so hot !
Military girls are more amazing.
They are handsome, also with some kind of sexy, hot, spicy!
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I'm over this chick and her eyebrows are too thick.

Those dresses are so fucking hot. I want them. Someone get back to me on who designs them. Taaa.

@64, while we're at it....
"I’m thinking her and I should meet for coffee. ".... yea, that should read, "she and I"... because "her" cannot meet for coffee. sorry, i find that somewhat more interesting than this post :)

She is so charming. And her smile is so sweet. Do you know so many men are all crazy to her. They often share her videos and pics at pubspa.com. How crazy.