Dec 13 2007Kim Kardashian makes a funny
Music producer J.R. Rotem (pictured above) decided to act like a diva at the 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards. Kim Kardashian was supposed to present him with an award, but got pissed when J.R. started being a douche, according to a spy for Page Six:
"J.R. began making tons of crazy demands. He wanted more seats and event producers had to bring in extra chairs for him." By the time Kardashian went up to present his prize, she was so agitated that she snarked, "I can't wait to meet the baby of J.R. and Britney [Spears]. He's going to be so talented."
Let me make sure I have this straight: J.R. “I Put a Baby in Britney” Rotem got owned by Kim “I’m Famous for Getting Peed On” Kardashian. Fascinating. I’ve got an award I’d like to present J.R. Rotem. It’s the coveted “You’re an Ass-Clown Supreme” award. Though I won’t exactly be presenting it to him as much as I’ll be whipping a bowling trophy at his nads. Some might say that’s a bit light considering he tried to knock up Britney Spears, but did I mention the trophy will be on fire?

Reader Comments
1. Gerald_Tarrant - December 13, 2007 3:31 PM
He looks like a giant fuckwad. His face says it all.
2. wonton soup - December 13, 2007 3:32 PM
i am first.
hahahaha
wat a slut.
3. cowcat - December 13, 2007 3:34 PM
Why is she wearing a license plate cover on her waist?
4. kill yourself - December 13, 2007 3:35 PM
You're probably crying wonton cuz you're second. Your day is ruined.
5. holla@meh - December 13, 2007 3:38 PM
me love Kim.K. (=
6. Athena - December 13, 2007 3:42 PM
&3
Its a Fendi belt
7. naomi - December 13, 2007 3:42 PM
she is sososo pretty, her face.
8. Ted from LA - December 13, 2007 3:44 PM
I'll bet Kim Lardashian has enough lint in her belly button to make a sweater. As for the pretty girl standing next to her, he looks like the biggest pussy on the planet. Any "man" who tries this hard to perfect his look is a shitbag.
9. veggi - December 13, 2007 3:45 PM
I always knew she was intelligent and witty. Especially given her genetic disadvantages.
10. Alex - December 13, 2007 3:48 PM
This guy looks like a Jersey guido. Disgusting.
11. Rk - December 13, 2007 3:51 PM
Who is this chick that is always with Kim? I think I have seen her in about 5 photo sets now. She was definitely at Kim's birthday party. Anway, she is fine! I would almost say she is hotter then Kim. I said almost because I am an ass man and well, ya know...
12. TheLostGirl - December 13, 2007 3:51 PM
Kim likes Brit Brits left overs you say? Interesting!
13. naomi - December 13, 2007 3:51 PM
she is sososo pretty, her face
14. D. Richards (Atheist.) - December 13, 2007 3:52 PM
I don't have anything sarcastic to add. I don't know who that square-headed, almost single-eyed guy is and I could care less about no talent little Armenia.
Fuck god. Fuck god. No god. Quota.
15. Ken - December 13, 2007 3:52 PM
Whoever this writer is just isn't funny. I don't come here to be given a sermon or a lesson in social commentary. I come here for the boob pictures, penis jokes, and more boob pictures.
16. TS - December 13, 2007 3:52 PM
Too bad her ass is so fat and is about as sharp as a bowling ball, because she is damn good looking. For an Armenian. Bet she uses a lot of perfume.
17. FRIST!!! - December 13, 2007 3:54 PM
Veggi troll, get outta here...
Ok so in the main pic, to me it looks like he id sporting a giant ponytail..
And yes, Ted, he is sooo shitbag..
18. Anexio - December 13, 2007 3:54 PM
wanton_saup u r jus like me. do nut kil yerself cuz u not first. it is ak u no. I luv me Britnnnnnnnnnnnnnnney more than J.R. Do youluv Britney wontan_sap?
19. woodhorse - December 13, 2007 3:55 PM
He look like someone off camera is holding up a mirror for him and following him around with it. And his nutsack is the size of an English pea from steroid use. And next time he uses Elvis #9 to dye his hair he needs to do his eyebrows as well. Let's call him J.R. Scrotem as in "junior" and "where he rests his hands"
20. ane - December 13, 2007 3:56 PM
This guy is cute. Seems saw him before on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com.
21. Gerald_Tarrant - December 13, 2007 3:58 PM
@16 - Perfume, ahahaha, classic. True too. Smelly hairy bastages.
22. FRIST!!! - December 13, 2007 3:58 PM
#18, I know you are doing that as a joke or whatever the fuck, but seriously stop....it's giving me a headache..
23. dj jizzy jeff - December 13, 2007 3:58 PM
Let me get this straight: KK gets off a great crack involving lack of talent? Did someone turn up the irony today?
24. Duchess of Dork - December 13, 2007 4:03 PM
That's my girl.
25. Duchess of Dork - December 13, 2007 4:03 PM
That's my girl.
26. Auntie Kryst - December 13, 2007 4:04 PM
What the fuck are the Breakthrough Awards?
27. anita - December 13, 2007 4:05 PM
call me a crazy beyotch but I think he's a hottie and I wouldnt mind keeping his beautiful ass happy at all. just sayin'
28. sportsdvl - December 13, 2007 4:09 PM
#2 you aren't 1st
hahahahaha
what a douche!
29. mixedmartialartvideos.com - December 13, 2007 4:11 PM
her sister on right in white, is it khourtney?, has a big head, also kim is looking as good as ever
30. The White Urkele - December 13, 2007 4:11 PM
In Iraq guys like him would get thier ass kicked. Then we would steal their ladys. He looks like a freaking tool and kim's sister is way hotter!
31. Ript1&0 - December 13, 2007 4:20 PM
This meathead couldn't pay me all the money in the world to fuck him.
I'm surprised he has opposable thumbs. Dumb is not hot. That's a no-brainer, as they say.
32. OsamaBinLaden - December 13, 2007 4:23 PM
That man would look great in one of my terrorist recruitment videos getting his head cut off with a dull knife. That is why Kim is seducing him for me.
33. TS - December 13, 2007 4:25 PM
OK, far be it for me to act like I have any fashion sense whatsoever, but what the fuck is the chick in white wearing? Terrible.
34. havoc - December 13, 2007 4:32 PM
God, I would never get tired of fucking this girl. 24/7/365.
I would build a fucking altar in the bedroom and worship the piss outta her....
.
35. - December 13, 2007 4:34 PM
Now I like Kim even more.
Not only is she hotter than hell, she also has a sense of humor and is funny. Lovely!
36. 23apples - December 13, 2007 4:37 PM
#11 - it's her sister.
I love the guy's hair in the first picture... so hott!
37. Eat my shorts - December 13, 2007 4:39 PM
He should be driving an IROC, playing some euro-techno, smoking a Marlboro hanging from his mouth, driving all leaned back to the side while wearing a 2Xist tank top and Lugz boots and a capless visor.
What a fuckign ginzo.
38. D - December 13, 2007 4:45 PM
Thank you for posting about Kim Kardashian, Superfish.
Every time Kim Kardashian appears on this website it turns a way more beautiful, way nicer and way more pleasent place to look at.
Kim's the hottest woman you have ever posted about on this site, and you should post about her more often. It's nice to see a truly hot woman being called hot once in a while, instead of having to look at pictures of chicks who aren't really hot or pretty and having to read how hot they are when they are not (ie: Jessica Alba). No Alba, more more more Kim please!!
Again, god bless you for posting about Kim Kardashian. Thank you. Do it more often.
39. 39 - December 13, 2007 4:47 PM
Kim Kardashian is so incredibly beautiful and hot it's scary.
40. Gerald_Tarrant - December 13, 2007 4:48 PM
@37 - Sounds like you have seen him on the weekends. I have and you just described him to a 't'. Total fucking jerkoff.
41. chris - December 13, 2007 4:48 PM
hes got a great hair do, he looks great as a blonde
42. chris - December 13, 2007 4:48 PM
hes got a great hair do, he looks great as a blonde
43. Waiting for Kim - December 13, 2007 4:55 PM
Kim swats away another pretender on her way to moi. Women who want me tend to become more witty.
44. Kim - December 13, 2007 5:03 PM
Kardasian is famous for what?...besides a lame sex tape?
45. tp - December 13, 2007 5:19 PM
He looks cross-eyed...his eyes are too close together...he looks like a retard...and Kim is a skank
46. Ted from LA - December 13, 2007 5:22 PM
#34 "worship the piss out of her?" Interesting choice of words. You might want to revise to say, "worship the piss onto her."
47. Tapeworm - December 13, 2007 5:23 PM
Who the hell is J.R. Scrotum? And why did his parents name him after daddy's ball-sack? Oh, because he's a total douche, that's why.
48. BaconMessiah - December 13, 2007 5:32 PM
I'd so piss on her. And not in a sexual way either.
49. - December 13, 2007 7:09 PM
#44
who cares? she's hot and beautiful enough just to be famous for her hotness, and oh yeah her ass. I don't think she's famous for her sex tape, if she wasn't hot no one would care about her sex tape and she wouldn't have gotten famous. She's famous because she's hot as fuck. And BTW, to all of those haters that say she's useless on only good to fuck/like a blow up doll, she also has a career, she's a fashion stylist, the fact that she's hot and famous for it doesn't mean she can't be good at other things too.
50. Posh918 - December 13, 2007 7:15 PM
They're all very pretty...Especially Kim
51. julee - December 13, 2007 7:42 PM
Someone saw their hot kiss photo at interracialconnect.com . It is said that they had a profile there and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol. cute couple.
52. - December 13, 2007 7:48 PM
#51
go away spambot scum
53. duh - December 13, 2007 7:51 PM
#43
you wish!! she's mine!
54. AN0NYM0US - December 13, 2007 8:02 PM
Ugh, she has a slut face and fake boobs.
55. Angie - December 13, 2007 8:34 PM
Besides her implants, whats the big deal about this chick? At least Paris comes from a well-known rich family. Its kind of sickening that Brandy's little brother made a sex tape with her--UGH! Her dad, the O.J. lover, must be beaming with pride!
56. anyo - December 13, 2007 8:55 PM
Her sister has a better body, but Kim has a better face. Guess you can't have everything.
57. Buttmaster - December 13, 2007 9:20 PM
This guy looks to be the personification of meat head.
58. Ted from LA - December 13, 2007 11:19 PM
Let's not get in a pissing contest over which sister is hotter.
I'll be here all night folks.
59. gerard Vandenberg - December 13, 2007 11:53 PM
LONG TIME NO SEE, YOU HOTSHOT!!
These looks are giving "PEACE AND QUIT" to a man. That's quite allright sometime because we know damn well what's UNDER!!
LOVE AND HAPPYNESS!!
60. david586921 - December 14, 2007 12:06 AM
she is sexy and very beautiful in this dress suits.The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported she is seeking rich men on seekingsugar.com these days.
61. Auntie Kryst - December 14, 2007 10:47 AM
So the Goat Shepherdess can make jokes. No wonder, her people needed humor to keep their spirits up as they ran from the Turks.
To qoute Clem: "I see the fat person trying to get out."
62. lila - December 14, 2007 11:05 AM
Maybe they will make a video and he will pee on her too, then she will be mega famous!!!!
63. Petite - December 14, 2007 11:43 AM
PEE, AS IN URINE!!! She was pissed on!
Unless you stepped on a jellyfish, that is one of the top 3 most gross things there is!
Every time I look at her (yes, quite attractive) face, all I see is a nasty woman who let a man pee on her on video, and let the whole world see it.
Kinky is toys, feathers, maybe a blindfold and a silk wrist scarf.
COMPLETELY DISGUSTING IS SOMEONE PISSING ON YOU AFTER SEX!!!
64. - December 14, 2007 5:35 PM
#63 go get peed on
#55 are you blind or what? it's very clear by your comment that you know nothing about hot women. She could be flat chested and she'd be equally as hot (well, almost). Geez, just look at her. She's amazingly gorgeous, she has a body to die for, she's just so hot!! If you can't see it, you're just blind or you're a stright female.
65. Jennifer - December 14, 2007 7:12 PM
Kim's sister is DEFINITELY NOT hotter and whoever told her that shirt was cute needs to be hit in the face by the tool Kim's standing next to. As for Kim, I don't like her but you have to admit, she's pretty in the pictures
66. whatevea - December 14, 2007 11:59 PM
I DON'T LIKE HER I HONESTLY THINK PARIS HAS MORE STAR QUALITY THIS CHICK IS JUST A HO BAG WHO SOLD HER OWN SEX TAPE AND PUT IN SOME ASS PLANTS SHE EVEN TRIES TO USE PARIS'S BABY VOICE SHE NOT TALENTED AND SHE COPYS EVERYTHING PARIS DOES SUCH AS HER EVEN LESS FUNNY REALITY SHOW AND HER LAME FAMILY AND THOSE IRRITATING SISTERS ARE SO DESPERATE FOR FAME AND ATTENTION THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!! KIM WANTS PEOPLE TO STOP ASKING HER ABOUT THE SEX TAPE BUT THAN FLAUNTS HER FAKE ASS AND BREASTS ALL OVER PLAYBOY SHE'S SUCH A BIMBO WHO CARES IF SHE IS PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!! HER ACTIONS JUST MAKE HER ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD HO BAG AND HER CURVES DON'T EMPOWER ME!!!!!!! THAT WAS HER LAME EXCUSE AS TO WHY SHE DID PLAYBOY AFTER HER SEX TAPE WHATEVA
67. whatevea - December 15, 2007 12:00 AM
I DON'T LIKE HER I HONESTLY THINK PARIS HAS MORE STAR QUALITY THIS CHICK IS JUST A HO BAG WHO SOLD HER OWN SEX TAPE AND PUT IN SOME ASS PLANTS SHE EVEN TRIES TO USE PARIS'S BABY VOICE SHE NOT TALENTED AND SHE COPYS EVERYTHING PARIS DOES SUCH AS HER EVEN LESS FUNNY REALITY SHOW AND HER LAME FAMILY AND THOSE IRRITATING SISTERS ARE SO DESPERATE FOR FAME AND ATTENTION THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!! KIM WANTS PEOPLE TO STOP ASKING HER ABOUT THE SEX TAPE BUT THAN FLAUNTS HER FAKE ASS AND BREASTS ALL OVER PLAYBOY SHE'S SUCH A BIMBO WHO CARES IF SHE IS PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!! HER ACTIONS JUST MAKE HER ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD HO BAG AND HER CURVES DON'T EMPOWER ME!!!!!!! THAT WAS HER LAME EXCUSE AS TO WHY SHE DID PLAYBOY AFTER HER SEX TAPE WHATEVA
68. "Petite" Must Refer to Her Experience - December 17, 2007 12:02 AM
#63
Being peed on is not really my thing, but the list you mentioned is as kinky as a lullaby. You're sure your sex partner is not already searching for someone a bit more interesting?
69. Are You Paris? - December 17, 2007 12:03 AM
#66, #67
One word: medication
(Twice)
70. LoveKim - December 17, 2007 12:44 PM
She's a real beauty, with or without makeup.
I've never seen any other celebrity that looked so beautiful and so hot in every friggin candid picture that was taken of them.
Kim's gorgeous to no end.
71. charle - December 17, 2007 10:39 PM
She is so beautiful. Love her forever. Do you know someone mentioned that they often go to pubspa.com during their spare time. Maybe it is a great brelax to them.