Dec 20 2007Kate Moss is suing Pete Doherty over sex tape
Kate Moss is suing Pete Doherty to prevent him from releasing a sex tape the two made during their cocaine-fueled relationship. Page Six reports:
The Babyshambles frontman is negotiating with Britain's ITV2 network to tell all about their romance and share his home videos of her in a documentary titled "Kate & Pete: A Love Story." Doherty, who split with Moss last summer, could make $1 million, a source said, adding, "Producers hope he'll let them use a lot of film he and Kate shot on camcorders."
What kind of idiot pays $1 million to show footage of Pete Doherty naked? That’s the worst business investment I’ve ever heard in my life. Sure, there’d be some nude Kate Moss in it, but that’s not worth the price of seeing Pete Doherty’s coke-shrunken penis. No one wants to see that. Well, except maybe Amy Winehouse. But only because Pete told her it could control the weather.

Reader Comments
1. steph - December 20, 2007 12:30 PM
first!
2. steph sucks - December 20, 2007 12:35 PM
steph, you're one clever little monkey, aren't you?
3. kEVIN - December 20, 2007 12:38 PM
have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.
4. JVM - December 20, 2007 12:38 PM
The only thing worse than calling “first” here is the maggot that keeps plugging MEETRICH.com.
5. buddy guy - December 20, 2007 12:38 PM
http://acast.myminicity.com/
6. ph7 - December 20, 2007 12:40 PM
I think I'd like to see that. Cokehead chicks do anything and everything in bed.
7. Auntie Kryst - December 20, 2007 12:44 PM
I got to call bullshit on this story. For one it's coming from the New York Post, no need to explain further. Secondly, he’s only going to get a million dollars? That's only around 500,000 pounds sterling. That's not nearly enough money to keep those filthy limey coke monkeys stoned for an afternoon.
8. veggi - December 20, 2007 12:44 PM
Wow! That'll be awesome! Bones crackling against bones - maybe even some dirty talk.... like how she's gonna puke up lunch..
9. Santa Climax - December 20, 2007 12:44 PM
What is she 33 going on 50? Sad. If she were not so skinny, she could have had a guy like moi instead of Pete Doucherty.
10. Gerald_Tarrant - December 20, 2007 12:49 PM
I'm just going to catch Kate on a bender and make one for myself.
11. BunnyButt - December 20, 2007 12:57 PM
Hey, where's Conscience Found? I haven't been preached at or called a filthy name yet today...
12. RichPort - December 20, 2007 12:58 PM
That would look like homeless people fuckin'.
#7 - The NY Post is a bastion of American truth and journalism you Brit lover.
13. LewdMan - December 20, 2007 1:06 PM
So, hypothetical. If one were to eat Kate Moss - would he - she - it get high? Just wondering?
14. Jimbo - December 20, 2007 1:07 PM
That Pete is so hot he gives me premature ejaculation
15. Jumpin_J - December 20, 2007 1:11 PM
Hey RichPort, here's quotes from your publisher of "American Truth"
"The greatest thing to come out of this for the world economy, if you could put it that way, would be $20 a barrel for oil. That's bigger than any tax cut in any country" (Guardian, February 11, 2003).
Asked if his News Corp. managed to shape the agenda on the war in Iraq, Murdoch said: "No, I don't think so. We tried." (World Econmic Conference, Feb. 2007)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF9HpuZm6-g
You want the truth? Stop watch Faux News. Dumb scum.
16. chonny - December 20, 2007 1:12 PM
Wow. Kate & Pete: A Love Story. It's like Cinderella, except instead of a glass slipper...it's a glass crack pipe. And look! It fits!
17. YaSeeKatie - December 20, 2007 1:13 PM
Ya see katie. That's all you ever were to him. A sex tape waiting to happen.
18. Guy - December 20, 2007 1:14 PM
I'm sure watching Pete roll around with a broomstick would be pretty much the same thing
19. I'llEatHerLewdMan - December 20, 2007 1:17 PM
@13. Lewd Man your question is valid. Katie, I've come to whet your wick with flicks from my tongue. I'll lick the coke out of you and make you safe for men again.
20. veggi - December 20, 2007 1:21 PM
I'd rather see Paris and a smurf..
21. What! - December 20, 2007 1:26 PM
We should have Kate and Amy fight it out for coke. Call it "Bum Fights Gone Wild".
22. RichPort - December 20, 2007 1:53 PM
#15 - Uuhhhh... Jumpin_J is it? Hi. How are you today? Still pathetic? Excellent. Below is a link you might want to cut and paste in your browser window, defining the word SARCASM:
http://m-w.com/dictionary/sarcasm
Please note the word includes no vowel between the second "s" and the "m" that immediately follows, so pronunciation may be difficult for you at first. You may use the "u" sound as in "Jumpin_J is a fucker" or the "i" sound as in "Jumpin_J is a huge clit". The next time I need advice from someone who's belt size eclipses their IQ, I'll be sure to look you up. Please feel free to go fuck yourself at your earliest convenience. Many thanks.
RichPort
23. Ivy - December 20, 2007 1:53 PM
Am I the only gal who would like to see him naked?
24. Gerald_Tarrant - December 20, 2007 2:07 PM
Ivy, yes. Even Kate had to be coked up to deal with Pete's lack of package and scrawny girl like figure.
25. woodhorse - December 20, 2007 2:10 PM
I will gladly buy a copy of their tape, the one and only porn I would be interested in because Dreamy Pete is in it and also the coke addicted cat.
26. Miserable Bastard - December 20, 2007 2:11 PM
All but the last five minutes of footage is video of the two of them trying to find a condom that isn't full of heroin.
27. steve billy - December 20, 2007 2:31 PM
http://acast.myminicity.com/tra
28. lila - December 20, 2007 2:43 PM
I said it in the 80's and I will say it again and type it "THIS IS ONE FRIGGIN UGLY BROAD!!!" The term "Supermodel" was really thrown around then and still is.
29. BunnyButt - December 20, 2007 3:10 PM
Yes, Ivy. Absolutely.
30. Ript1&0 - December 20, 2007 3:40 PM
Dude, if anyone doesn't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows, it's Amy.
I think she can manage to cop on her own without that fucktard, know what I mean?
31. Gerard - December 20, 2007 4:52 PM
She should be suing herself for being so stupid in the first place. Unless you're a psychotic attention seeker, who in their right mind does a sex tape these days?
32. cookie monsta - December 20, 2007 5:30 PM
will fucking not put that on my 'watch' list. Two drug fucked mantis people going at it? nah, not my idea of essential viewing...
33. Ally - December 20, 2007 5:55 PM
Drugs, sex and video tapes!, trashy rich model!,.. she is not even pretty.. I hate her!
34. D. Richards (No life.) (No Purpose.) - December 20, 2007 5:56 PM
I'd like to see Kate Moss's parts. Ficial's right, though. Who wants to see some fucking addicts shriveled cock? Too bad Kate Moss couldn't be in some softcore solo-video. Fuck you, Moss!
35. Sapphire - December 20, 2007 6:09 PM
This, and I just got done reading about some ex-American Idol contestant's sex tapes going onto the internet a minute ago. What's with all these sex tape scandals? Why does anyone even go through the trouble of making sex tapes anyway? It's stupid. It's pretty self indulgent if you ask me, and you only wind up fighting about it, worrying about what happens to it, and suing someone over it. Get some porn instead.
36. PunkA - December 20, 2007 6:22 PM
The networks should pay Pete then destroy the tape so it never sees the light of day. Kate Moss is the 2nd ugliest model ever to Ziggy. Yeah, you Brits like your models to be really ugly. I do not get it. Last think I want to see is two people doing it in a pile of blow. Bet Pete can;t even keep ip up for longer than .0002 seconds. The wanker.
37. eastcoastgirl - December 20, 2007 6:36 PM
What a disgusting thought. Heebie Jeebies.
38. Binky - December 20, 2007 6:46 PM
So, I'm like, at Costco today and I noticed there're now selling 18 pairs of scissors in a hunk of wood.
But they don't call it '18 pairs of scissors in a hunk of wood' - it's called a 'Paper Edge Kit'. (Not making this up - check your local Costco)
So it obviously solved my X-mas purchasing probs.
Binky : I'll take 'em all !! No one I know has a complete paper edge kit !!
Then again....
Oh I guess I'm off topic. Sorry Kate I just don't care. Rolling stone gathers no...etc...
39. RollingPapersGatherNoPotUnlessOfCourseYouAddSome - December 20, 2007 7:41 PM
I don't think Kate is ugly. I think she has poor taste in men. Speaking of which, Kate me at 1-888-IFukToo. I got everything we need for great sex: pot, coke, booze and a camcorder. We can screw all night and regret it the rest of our lives.
40. TS - December 20, 2007 7:51 PM
RichPort, THAT WAS SOLID. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
41. Tony - December 20, 2007 7:54 PM
sexysexysexy celebs is what i like to see
and see lots of them here! http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/celebrity/the-most-pathetic-celebrities-of-2007
42. lesbo babe - December 20, 2007 8:57 PM
She's really hot. MY FRIENEDS TOLD ME SHE FOUND HER SEX WITH GIRLS VIDEO ON http://www.femmate.com. I JUST WONDERED IF SHE ACTS AS LESBIAN NOW?!
43. Nathan - December 20, 2007 9:24 PM
I grow tired...
44. gerard Vandenberg - December 20, 2007 10:49 PM
I can not pretend someone loves it to see this dirty asshole, doherty, in the works!!
Suing? But the sucker has NOTHING. YEAH OKAY, four flat tyres!!
45. Mick - December 20, 2007 11:31 PM
I think she's really pretty and has great style. I just don't really want to see her have sex.
46. Dale - December 21, 2007 12:22 AM
As if anyone would want to watch a Junkies porno
Dale
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47. chiharu - December 21, 2007 12:27 AM
she looks so worn out. as if sex exhausted her.
48. TrySuzanne - December 21, 2007 1:20 AM
Say honey, how would you like to make a private sex tape?
49. FRIST!!! - December 21, 2007 1:37 AM
I'd watch the goofy thing..
Hey, they didn't say how much she is suing for.
One more thing, ok, so after the Paris thing and the Pamela thing, and even the Kardashian debacle, who in the FUCK videotapes themselves having sex without knowing that it ABSOLUTELY will be up for public viewing somewhere somehow.
Stupid junkies always stealing my light bulbs and crap..
How would you like it if I came into your house and took your ice cube tray?????
50. lori - December 21, 2007 5:50 AM
Richport, you sound like a dumbed-down, nastier version of Dennis Miller. He was never clever or funny to begin with, so that's not saying a whole lot for you, my friend.
51. Gerald_Tarrant - December 21, 2007 8:12 AM
I'd watch it with you Frist. Sadly though I'd probably be too busy goofing on it to make the sexy time with you. Then again, maybe we'll just have to try and find out.
52. Conscience Found - December 21, 2007 9:09 AM
oh she looks so nasty her family sucks what a tramp oh skank heroine junk addict ok now that i fit in...gossip is evil you are doing evil does it make you interesting to make fun of people? news flash you will never be interesting or talked about because you are not rich and you are unknown. one of you just one of you will realise its wrong to revel in others misery. fish, stop deleting my first amendment rights i will be heard. i am the only right one.
53. FRIST!!! - December 21, 2007 10:07 AM
Hey good job #52, I see you finally figured out how to turn the capslock off..
I never actually read your comments, but at least now they are easier to ignore
#51 That's ok, we just put in the real porn later..
54. ConscienceFoundCanAdapt - December 21, 2007 10:22 AM
Good for you #52. You are now ready to run for president on the republican ticket. Your platform can be that the fish is a terrorist website seeking a suicide bomber to blow up Christmas dinner at the Spear's Family Reunion.
55. Pilatunes - December 21, 2007 10:30 AM
They use this tape at Abu Ghraib. Everyone talks.
56. Gerald_Tarrant - December 21, 2007 10:34 AM
Frist, we should video tape us, I promise I won't let it get out on the internet.
57. FRIST!!! - December 21, 2007 10:41 AM
Oh, I'm not falling for that one..again..
58. noshizsherlock - December 21, 2007 5:17 PM
A drug fueled sex romp with Pete Doherty...whatever if you've seen one you've seen them all, and I have.Seen them all.
59. engel - December 21, 2007 9:02 PM
trashy rich model!,.. I hate her! I don't know whether you have watched her recent video? If you have, you will why so many people scold her at pubspa.com.
60. Oeuf - December 22, 2007 1:50 PM
Does anyone think Pete Doherty is a bit of a gold digging man-ho?
61. Oeuf - December 22, 2007 1:52 PM
Does anyone think Pete Doherty is a bit of a gold digging man-ho?
62. Bigger Thomas - December 23, 2007 10:17 PM
Who would want to buy a porno with some skinny, skany, cokehead white bitch?