Dec 13 2007Karolina Kurkova flashes all kinds of stuff
These are shots of Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova at a photo shoot in Saint Barts yesterday. I enjoy how she gets dressed in a giant collapsible tube. It’s almost like she’s in the future. I can’t wait until the day we all can wake up in the morning, step into a tube and be instantly dressed for work. For now I’ll have to settle for changing out of my PJ’s in the janitor’s closet. Though I wish he wouldn’t watch while quietly sipping his coffee. At least toss me a compliment or something. I may seem like just a glistening collection of biceps and abdominal muscles, but I have feelings too, you know?
Photos: INFdaily.com
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Reader Comments
1. mkell - December 13, 2007 1:19 PM
I suppose by "all kinds of stuff" you mean "nothing really noteworthy."
2. FRIST!!! - December 13, 2007 1:20 PM
In that frist pic it looks like she has a penis bulge.
3. Danielle - December 13, 2007 1:20 PM
Bird.
4. Danielle - December 13, 2007 1:20 PM
Bird.
5. veggi - December 13, 2007 1:23 PM
Let me guess. She's on The Hills? This site is driving me to drink. More. Often..
6. Danielle - December 13, 2007 1:23 PM
...damnit.
she does look as though she's packin' some sort of instrument in that first picture.
7. D - December 13, 2007 1:24 PM
Frist, that was my reaction as well. Seems like she has a little something extra there.
8. Dino - December 13, 2007 1:24 PM
> In that frist pic it looks like she has a penis bulge.
Yes, I thought exactly the same thing. And in those other pics she's doing a good job of hiding it.
Hmmmm.
9. IKE - December 13, 2007 1:24 PM
WOW!! There are fat cats and then there's that MONSTER!!
mmmmm. Tasty! ;)
10. dirt mcgirt - December 13, 2007 1:25 PM
front page photo.....looks like shes got a ballsack in that thong
11. Gerald_Tarrant - December 13, 2007 1:25 PM
I agree with Frist, she did a horrible tape and tuck job.
12. Mark - December 13, 2007 1:26 PM
She is so hot and sexy. I noticed her him at one big site, it seems that is millionairefriends.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true.
13. Gaffla - December 13, 2007 1:28 PM
Or it could just be a shit load of pubic hair all nicely packed under that bikini bottom... which would be a lot.
14. Danielle - December 13, 2007 1:30 PM
I'd like to suck her big cock
Yum
15. Sorry I fucked your mom - December 13, 2007 1:30 PM
You like her dick don't you #12?
16. Jimbo - December 13, 2007 1:32 PM
She looks like she's dressing inside a vagina. A giant stretched out one, like jrzmommy's.
17. lentista - December 13, 2007 1:33 PM
that chick has a bigger cock then me.............lol
18. FRIST!!! - December 13, 2007 1:33 PM
At least she doesn't have disgusting watermelon boobs like that Coco chick..
So I guess from the waist up she's ok.
BTW, Veggi, how's your cold, and Jimbo you have more perverted email, Binky, 9-11 was an inside job, Ript, don't navigate away from the porn..
19. Danielle - December 13, 2007 1:34 PM
aha...good one #14.
i guess this means you're done fucking your dog eh?
20. Texas Tranny - December 13, 2007 1:35 PM
Not a very good tuck job. It looks like she wears the most boring panties in the last two pics.
21. ssssssss - December 13, 2007 1:35 PM
ew she's like the female owen wilson... i think... that 1st picture makes me wonder
22. Megan Fox Nip Slip - December 13, 2007 1:36 PM
cock bulge! lol! but she's pretty guys!
23. pointandlaugh - December 13, 2007 1:37 PM
nothing to see here. move along.
(yawn)
24. Danielle - December 13, 2007 1:39 PM
No, you are still working on it, no I am, no who am I? Oh yeah, someone nobody wants to see back on this site...back to perez with my fat ass
25. KamiG - December 13, 2007 1:42 PM
#14 would be a turn on, #19 not so much.
But #14 was good.
26. Danielle - December 13, 2007 1:43 PM
...umm, you've never seen my ass soo...what's your point dipshit?
27. KamiG - December 13, 2007 1:44 PM
Simply stating my mind?
28. Shallo Val - December 13, 2007 1:46 PM
She sure has a big doodle.
29. Danielle - December 13, 2007 1:47 PM
link time.
fuck off duplicate.
30. Danielle - December 13, 2007 1:48 PM
karolina looks like uma thurman...a little bit.
31. Phil - December 13, 2007 1:48 PM
Why did they stand up a coffee table in front of her? Wait...no...I guess that's an assistant. She has the same size 2 butt as Jennifer Love Hewitt.
32. veggi - December 13, 2007 1:49 PM
Yeah, when us girls here said we wanted to see more men, this is NOT what we meant..
33. tk - December 13, 2007 1:53 PM
Chubby alert!
34. miggs - December 13, 2007 1:54 PM
Yeah! How about some pics of Johnny Depp or Fabio Cannavaro?! Except really that'd be more girls...
35. Gaffla - December 13, 2007 1:54 PM
I honestly don't have an account. I do have a girlfriend. I couldn't resist myself though, sorry. The line prompted me and this is the internet.
36. Karen - December 13, 2007 1:55 PM
Maybe if we girls say she's ugly or mannish enough times, the guys won't say she's hot!
37. FRIST!!! - December 13, 2007 1:56 PM
What the fuck are you talking about #35??
38. Bob - December 13, 2007 1:57 PM
Tranny
39. jenny - December 13, 2007 1:57 PM
She looks like the oldest royal boy in the first picture.
40. Gaffla - December 13, 2007 2:00 PM
@37
It doesn't personally concern you. And the truth.
41. Alex - December 13, 2007 2:01 PM
http://www.jonlajoie.com/chordslyrics.php
42. Texas Tranny - December 13, 2007 2:01 PM
Sounds good to me #14, nothing like a good looking girl with a nice cock (real or fake) to suck and pound my sissy ass with.
43. woodhorse - December 13, 2007 2:01 PM
Frist called it. She's packing. That or they missed a spot during lipo.
44. woodhorse - December 13, 2007 2:02 PM
Who is the Size 2 woman in the red and white dress? Is she lonely?
45. Unlaid Avenger - December 13, 2007 2:07 PM
She is not unattractive but fat chicks are lower maintenance.
That reminds me that it is almost time to do my traditional Xmas 2-hour browse in Victoria's Secret at the local mall before going over to KMart and Target for the real gifts for the victims of my affection.
46. Danielle (or not) - December 13, 2007 2:09 PM
45- you spend two hours in the victora secret? hmmm, nothing says 'great catch' like a pervert that treats his woman like shit. And you're unlaid? Crazy!
47. DD's - December 13, 2007 2:10 PM
#45,
Fredrick's of Hollywood has plus sizes for the big girls.
48. Rebecca - December 13, 2007 2:14 PM
Bulge in knickers!!!!!! Tranny alert!!!!!!!!! I knew it....
49. tp - December 13, 2007 2:16 PM
Maybe she pooped.
50. Chauncey Gardner - December 13, 2007 2:18 PM
She looks like that ugly mer-woman Estella Warren (who was famous for about five seconds back when PLANET OF THE APES and KANGAROO JACK made and destroyed her).
Modern supermodels are just so fucking weird-looking. They look so out of the ordinary, so unrecognizably human, that they've almost become a new classification of ugly. If you look at this broad's face, she looks like she should be some dumb tractor-humping, straw-and-cock-chewing farmer's daughter, spawned from a single gene-pool stretching back seven-plus generations. She's got more fucking cheekbone than character. Send her back.
51. Texas Tranny - December 13, 2007 2:18 PM
LOL #46,
Even I don't spend 2 hours in Victoria's Secret,............................................................
I know where everything is.
Tee Hee
52. D. Richards (Biologist.) - December 13, 2007 2:20 PM
Flash that body straight to the morgue stat! We've got a dead hermaphrodite on our hands here, people. And we gotta do a necropsy. Open her up. Yeah, see how the testicles are embedded in the abdomin here? That's why she was so tall and hairy. Good god; in all my years as a pathologist I have never, ever, seen ovaries as such. They're in place of normal testicles. In a sack of some sort? What was god thinking? What was.. Oh my.. I think I'm going to be sick. Bllwaaaughhhhhuttchhhcappaaaa.
Burn this mess behind the office by the dumpster. I know it's against procedure, nurse! Look just get it the hell away from me.
53. Auntie Kryst - December 13, 2007 2:21 PM
Her package is making me miss communism. I thought she was an East German woman hockey player.
54. lux - December 13, 2007 2:23 PM
That first picture's been photoshopped. Why does she have a banana hammock?
55. PunkA - December 13, 2007 2:36 PM
For a supposed supermodel, she is pretty plain vanilla. Not that hot and her body--for a SM--is just average. Notihg overly special about her really. That is, except for the hge pocket rocket she sports. Not she she wants to be known for that. Maybe his real name is Karoly.
56. FRIST!!! - December 13, 2007 2:57 PM
Maybe her ben wa balls slipped out..
57. VixenEyz - December 13, 2007 2:57 PM
Don't tell me she is really a man...she looks like she has a camel hump in that first pic???? Crazy...
58. yee haw - December 13, 2007 2:57 PM
her mendes, and winehouse, all look alike. a horse is a horse of course of course.
59. Chris - December 13, 2007 3:11 PM
Ok, in that first pic, does anyone else think it looks like she's got some "man junk" up front? Like crotch area? May just be me seeing things...
60. woodhorse - December 13, 2007 3:59 PM
mmmmmmmm "man junk". Maybe I should let the fruitcake "out-gas" before eating it. It had a whole bottle of brandy in it.
61. Dugger - December 13, 2007 9:46 PM
2 words: Maxi - Pad
That's all it is folks....
62. Liz - December 13, 2007 10:59 PM
Excuse me, can anyone explain the suspicious bulge in the first pic?
63. boogie - December 13, 2007 11:23 PM
that's not Jon Heder?!
64. david586921 - December 14, 2007 12:08 AM
Karolina Kurkova, i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from seekingsugar.com in the past weeks. Good luck,!
65. Aerial - December 14, 2007 1:19 AM
Bird.
66. ChoraNym - December 14, 2007 9:53 AM
Tell him what he's won, Bob!....A scary bulging PENIS!
That, is a man, baby...props to her and her EU parents for keeping the present tightly wrapped all this time. Karolina gives hope to pretty czech boys everywhere.
67. KingWang - December 14, 2007 1:12 PM
No, in that pic she doesn't have any bulge other than "Peter Belly".
I guess that kitten she ate made that.........or maybe the tweak rock she smoked, remember, you have to hide that little glass pipe SOMEWHERE.
Who is this retarded woman? That's right: nobody.
68. Kuwait Pictures - December 14, 2007 5:51 PM
I prefer it is a fake news
69. http://pinkmates.Zu5.net - December 14, 2007 11:41 PM
She's beautiful anyway.
70. Spinnaker - December 15, 2007 8:43 AM
She's nice & all but she's fucking huge (187 cm barefoot) or 6.3' in american.
And yes, it looks like a bulge on first pic.
71. Esteban - December 15, 2007 8:59 AM
I love her
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2318691
72. ToddMaster - December 15, 2007 9:02 AM
Is that her clit making a penis buldge?
73. thg - December 15, 2007 10:42 PM
70 dont lie.
shes only 5'11
74. WOWBOOTY - December 16, 2007 4:20 AM
hows that bulge??
anyway i love her at http://www.fukkad.com/
75. CLICK HERE - December 16, 2007 2:33 PM
She's gorgeous... http://www.spymac.com/details/?2317046
76. angEl!*caKes!* - December 16, 2007 11:50 PM
omigOsh iss thIs giRl a mAn?? traNny aleRt!!!
77. charle - December 17, 2007 9:28 PM
She is so beautiful and sexy anyway. No wonder so men at pubspa.com are always enjoying her videos.
78. Dave - December 18, 2007 4:26 PM
its that weird girl with no belly button
79. Mike - December 19, 2007 7:36 AM
For all those dummies who think she is packing "junk" in her underwear, if you had spent maybe 1 second looking at the picture instead of glancing at it you would notice that the lady in front of her to the left is holding a cloth with is blocking her at an awkward angle so thereby causing this illusion.
80. emily - December 19, 2007 8:54 PM
she's got a pretty big dick for being so damn skinny
81. Hoopskidoodle - December 21, 2007 3:09 AM
#2 I haven't a clue as to who this chick is, but I noticed that too... immediately. I'm pretty sure that she has a decent sized dick.
82. plusbabycatherin - February 15, 2008 4:15 AM
she really thinks those pictures are so attractive? or why she put so many pics at the celebrity dating club LargeMingle.com ? she needs true love there?