Dec 14 2007Karolina Kurkova does some more posing
Some new shots of Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova’s photo shoot in St. Barts have popped up. Nothing like a hot young model to help kick off your Friday. Of course, if you’re like me, your weekend began last night. Okay, maybe not so much last night as around lunch time when I filled my Thermos full of schnapps at work. However, I don’t think my co-workers enjoyed my input at the big meeting later that day. Apparently standing up and announcing that Jill from accounting was giving me a boner wasn’t the correct response to the budget report. Especially considering I was seated right next to her and had also misplaced my pants. But then my boss gave me a “permanent vacation.” Ha ha! Suck on that, co-workers. I totally win.

Reader Comments
1. Stephanie - December 14, 2007 10:01 AM
first
2. Stephanie - December 14, 2007 10:02 AM
nice legs and bum and arms
3. guppyflusher - December 14, 2007 10:04 AM
SUPAFISH
FISHMAN
FISHHEADS...
DIE and take your stupid website with you!
4. Gerald_Tarrant - December 14, 2007 10:05 AM
Who is this horse face and why does it still look like she has a poor tuck and tape job?
5. ILoveVS - December 14, 2007 10:06 AM
Gerald, two words: Reverse Cowgirl.
6. Me - December 14, 2007 10:08 AM
is a cute babe...She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service MeetRich.com with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.
7. mixedmartialartvideos.com - December 14, 2007 10:14 AM
More Allessandra!
8. AtriumXP - December 14, 2007 10:18 AM
Looks like the class geek figured out a way to transplant her head onto an artificial body. She looks like she's about to let out a cartoon laugh.
9. FagHag - December 14, 2007 10:19 AM
I soooooooooooo want to suck her hard cock.
10. Gerald_Tarrant - December 14, 2007 10:19 AM
It's all your, Fruit Fly.
11. D. Richards (Floater.) - December 14, 2007 10:21 AM
Karolina looks like this anorexic guy named Jimmy I used to know. Jimmy weighed 125lbs. He was so skinny. Jimbo had the face of, you know those people that didn't get enough oxygen at birth? He looked sort of like that except malnourished. Just this enlongated face. And ear boners (when he'd become happy his ears would tense). I only fucked him once. And only because he begged me to. I'm a giver, ya'll!
12. FagHag - December 14, 2007 10:26 AM
Nothing wrong with giving a mercy fuck, every now and then #11.
Was he a good fuck? I bet Jimmy was on cloud nine after getting some pussy.
13. The Judge - December 14, 2007 10:36 AM
Too bad she likes chocolate dick.
14. gotmilk? - December 14, 2007 10:39 AM
nice jacked up face. i will never understand how people who look like this make money modeling.
15. Auntie Kryst - December 14, 2007 10:39 AM
Nice catch to whomever thought she looked liked John Heder in yesterday's post about her. I can totally see it in pic 1. Her lips look really sore, dang!
16. ph7 - December 14, 2007 10:42 AM
Great legs.
17. secybitch - December 14, 2007 10:43 AM
She has a bit of a belly, no? Great legs and ass though. However, I'm forever jaded of her looks after watching that video of her dancing naked that was on the forums a couple of years ago. It was really awful, and she looked average AT BEST
18. Nefarious Crotch Kicker - December 14, 2007 10:44 AM
Definitely a dick in those pants.
19. D. Richards - December 14, 2007 10:49 AM
#12. Much to your dismay, I never allowed Jims to come. I fucked and that was it. And it wasn't mercy. I was aroused one night after while watching Faces of Death. Jimmy was there and one thing lead to another; I'm in his ass.
20. Danielle - December 14, 2007 10:50 AM
Why does she look like Freddy Krueger with a beer gut and Lance Bass' legs?
21. FagHag - December 14, 2007 10:55 AM
You fucked him in the ass?
Did you let him masturbate and come on you?
22. lila - December 14, 2007 11:00 AM
She looks like she has a 3 months pregnant belly. She is not that pretty either. It's sad that the term "supermodel" is really thrown around loosely now a days!!
23. veggi - December 14, 2007 11:04 AM
d-CON. That's all I can think of.
24. DA - December 14, 2007 11:12 AM
I bet she likes it up the ass.
How many of you ladies like anal sex?
25. Jumpin_J - December 14, 2007 11:12 AM
You should all know I'm marrying her over the weekend. Her cameltoe will be best man. Oh yeah, I went there.
26. DeepFriedJesus - December 14, 2007 11:22 AM
Fuck me, nice stems.
27. D. Richards - December 14, 2007 11:56 AM
#24, I like it up my ass, as long as your cock is average (6") or less, big cocks hurt. And it's feels weird when you come in my ass, feels like an enema.
28. Is She 34B-34-34? - December 14, 2007 12:05 PM
Boy, her waist (at least) must have been crazy photoshopped in VS catalogs.
29. Son-of D. Richards - December 14, 2007 12:27 PM
#27? Nice try. Everyone knows the bigger the cock, the harder the rock. I like a little pain, shadow.
30. Romosexual - December 14, 2007 12:42 PM
It seems to me the only way to settle this debate over whether she had a schlong or not is to have her pose in Playboy (Playgirl?).
31. PunkA - December 14, 2007 12:52 PM
why is thi sgirl wasting space on your site you could devote to a real hot chick? You suck, Fish.
32. Keith - December 14, 2007 12:57 PM
That grip girl ain't bad...
33. EveryonePoops - December 14, 2007 1:01 PM
She's still hot, but what's up with all these Ruskies today, Fish? They'll see everything. They'll see the big board.
34. everyonepoops - December 14, 2007 1:09 PM
Oh wait, she's Czech. Duh! But still, they'll see the big board!
35. Pos918 - December 14, 2007 3:06 PM
Great body, but im sorry....her face is ughhh. Shes supposed to be 23, but looks about 38 to me.
36. Alyse - December 14, 2007 3:58 PM
Better her than some anemic stick figure for the 14 yr old girls to post on their Thinspiration Xangas. And as someone who models herself, surprise: models (even supermodels) aren't usually gorgeous like actresses, we just have to have faces that are comptible with several different make-up and clothing styles. Actresses and cosmetics models are supposed to be pretty, not fashion models. It takes away from the clothes.
37. TheLostGirl - December 14, 2007 8:18 PM
I'm jealous, she has an amazing figure!
38. christ586942 - December 14, 2007 8:24 PM
beautiful woman, you are making a great thing! did you joined seekingsugar.com, a site for rich men to date sexy women? I just found many people here keep talking it these days! I need the answer from you!
39. Where the Hell Is the Waist? - December 14, 2007 10:07 PM
#36
She is a stick - she's waistless. A thick stick.
40. Binky - December 15, 2007 12:45 AM
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41. Binky - December 15, 2007 1:12 AM
OOPs wrong link previous. Sorry.
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42. Binky you are a dumb fuck - December 15, 2007 2:27 AM
No need to repeat my nick.
43. Binky - December 15, 2007 4:39 AM
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Thanks for sharing.
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44. Binky - December 15, 2007 5:25 AM
( Wait a sec - I think that #42 guy could be Cliff Notes)
45. RENEE... - December 15, 2007 11:29 AM
okay, so she has long legs. Is that all it takes to be a VS model? Then my husband should go for a photo shoot with them. Seriously, this woman is NOT attractive. Look at the side view of her with her belly. Not very impressive. And she has no defined waist either. Not a very sexy body. And the face....ugh, don't even get me started on that ugly mug.
46. George - December 15, 2007 1:59 PM
Is she one of those female superheros? I think they should make the next "Die Hard" movie with her. Bruce Willis is just getting to old for the staring role, and she is much more of a man than him.
47. alanna - December 15, 2007 4:38 PM
she's cute- just needs some dental work- her front teeth are bucked. if you fixed that, she would be smokin hot!
48. alanna - December 15, 2007 4:39 PM
she's cute- just needs some dental work- her front teeth are bucked. if you fixed that, she would be smokin hot!
49. k dizzle - December 15, 2007 4:57 PM
i would do work on that female son.. i would dump a load on her chin son. and then dick smack her nose son.
50. BunnyButt - December 15, 2007 5:08 PM
Mmm, I just can't get past the John Heder comment. Now that the resemblance has been pointed out, all I can see is him. John Heder with breasts. That's f-ing scary.
51. WTF - December 15, 2007 6:36 PM
WTF is wrong with you people?! You have to find fault with EVERYONE?! She is a fucking VICTORIA'S SECRET ANGEL. For those of you who don't know, that puts her in the category of "hottest women in the fucking universe"
Why does everyone have to look THE SAME to be considered beautiful? Your teeth don't have to be in braces for 10 years for your smile to be gorgeous.
52. WTF - How Can Some Be Such Blind Followers? - December 15, 2007 8:12 PM
#51
Wow, you must be one of those clueless followers: just because she is a fucking VSC angel, that means whatever flaws that non-photoshopped pictures show (waistless body, John Heder's face, etc.) must have a been a mistake? So those VSC pics must be how those women actually look in real life?
No one is talking about girls having to look the same to be considered beautiful. Her look is actually one of the common-model looks, not exotic like Adriana Lima. Oh, wait, except for her physical flaws, which other non-brainwashed, non-blind people had observed and pointed out in earlier comments.
A VSC model, being a sex symbol, at the minimum, should have a waist. That is why people complained. If she's known for her voice or acting, then yes, very very few would make a big deal out of it. It's scary how some people can be so easily brainwashed that even their eyes become blind.
53. dsa - December 15, 2007 8:18 PM
She does not workout that much. That is why .. all though if you saw her at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 her body looked flawless. Just see it for yourself.
I have the same body as her, thin legs, thin arms, and bit of a stocky torso. That is because I do not really workout that much. But I am still slender noneless.
She probably just had a big meal.
I think this girl has a beautiful face.
Adriana Lima has croocked teeth.
Gisele has a weird nose.
Alessandra has dumbo ears.
they hire models with imperfections so regular woman could relate.
But then again this chick is probably more gorgeous then any bitch here.
Ill put my money on that.
54. Tim - December 15, 2007 10:38 PM
Is it just me, or is this chick's face kinda busted? Her body is nice enough, but frankly she's ugly...
55. felix - December 15, 2007 10:50 PM
i like her legs.... today i signed in www.sugarmommymeet.com and there were always many men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....they are picky, but they like her too
56. Tattered Hoody - December 16, 2007 11:18 AM
I'd rather watch some IMAX clowns rob a bank.
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57. CLICK HERE - December 16, 2007 2:39 PM
She's so hot!
58. CLICK HERE - December 16, 2007 2:40 PM
Just one word: gorgeous!
59. TRIPOD - December 16, 2007 9:10 PM
she has a funny looking face
60. charle - December 16, 2007 10:58 PM
terrible
61. charle - December 16, 2007 11:00 PM
terrible
62. mafme - December 17, 2007 12:38 AM
She looks sort of special. Special and out of shape. Not fat, just out of shape... like she'd die of exposure in almost any climate... non-functional like a hood ornament that has never done a sit up.
63. Unklejoe - December 17, 2007 2:15 AM
Id jackoff at the bitch.
64. Tara Reid Belly Pic - December 17, 2007 12:27 PM
really love to lick that white armpit! yeah!