Dec 4 2007Johnny Depp is okay, I guess

See ladies, men get older and better looking, and you just get old and fat. Live with it.

Pretty clever Fish dude, hiding this in the older posts... that's like the time I hid my weed in the oregano jar and everyone laughed and laughed after eating the marinara sauce. Ok, fine, it's nothing like that, but still...

Threepeat? Oh you generous fuck you...

It's like shootin' (ahem) Fish in a barrel...

(in Quagmires voice)

OhhhhhhH, YEAhhhhhhhhh!

Been missing your posts RichPort, good to see you. Just not nearly as good as it is to see Johnny Depp. He can just stand there - fully clothed - and women will throw money at him, fall in love with him, ride off into battle for him. Does that make you feel bad there RichPort?

Rich port, you are so right. We are jealous and that sucks. But c'est la vie, mais non?

And really... what's Johnny Depp doing hanging out with Amy Winehouse?

Just LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Johnny Depp!!!!

eww, harry pothead much? I mean he's still Johnny Depp, and I heart him forever.

(in Hannibal Lechters voicde)

"Lahv the suit"

Johnny Depp can do no wrong. Awesome actor, apparently good dad and husband, funeeeeeee, plays guitar and sings, never ages....oh shit, he must be Satan.

So what, he's awesome.

I think the girl with Keith Richards is his daughter. She looks just like his model wife.

Wowwee I love his haircut

http://www.celebritat.blogspot.com

Hey it's Johnny Depp and one of the California Raisins...

arent all chaps assless? you fucking tool. i hate you for this post because its HIGH larious!

If you take away the awesome double breasted blazer, power tie and devastatingly good looks, he'd look like the guy who wants to do your taxes. Johnny Depp's pretty awesome, but he sounds like a complete 'tard in the new Joe Strummer Documentary.

Even though Keith Richards appears to be ambulatory here, he's actually dead. The guy at the morgue did a good job at the make up, but you can totally tell. His corpse is looking worse by the day.

I wonder who helps Keith with his eyeliner? See, he still takes care of himself, that's why he doesn't look a day over 90. Pete Doherty could learn a thing or two from this guy. I bet he's on millionaire.com, the site for sexy rich men looking to cheat on their wives. I'm not sure.

DAMN JD is so good looking......

**homer gurgle**

I guess Johnny Depp is a huge Harry Potter fan?

I'm ONLY drooling because this is the first male post on the fish in a month or something that sounds longer than a month. I mean Johnny Depp is ok, if you like that sort of thing, you know, cute, talented, nice bod......but he's no Owen Wilson!!!..

Keith looks like Joan Van Ark.

Me & Keith just got done snortin my mom. Really high man. But seriously is really still alive?

He's so hot I'm melting into a big gay puddle

Harry Potter vs the leprechaun?

What if Clark Kent became a Satanist?

Johnny's great. And by great, I mean graight. And by graight I mean gay-straight. And by that I mean gay.

That's Keith's wife and daughter - they are gorgeous.

I would cart Keith's ass around any day of the year! I LURV HIM!!!!

I'm a bit impressed by Keith Richards.Because he proves there's still life after the body dies.

#27 Fish Dude? That was pretty funny. And by funny I mean totally fucking stupid. And by that I mean funny.

Johnny Depp is hands down the sexiest man in Hollywood or anywhere else for that matter. He also stands by his wife and his family. Unlike that simpering wuss Brad Pitt.

Lose the glasses, but other than that, I'd hit it.

What's wrong with Johnny Depp and Keith Richards? I'd hit it,with a baseball bat though.Lol

New Anti-Drug Campaign.
"Just say 'No' ?" F- That !
" Just say Keith Richards"

hey #1

Sorry cocksucker but you're wrong.
There's a lot of gorgeous women over 40 : Halle Berry, Demi Moore, Monica Bellucci, Madonna, Salma Hayek etc. Women do not get uglier. This site is obviously sexist and keeps posting pictures of women in bikinis where you can see their cellulite. But there are not a lot of post of topless men wearing shorts. I'm sure even Johnny Depp (who i adore) isn't that perfect in a swinsuit. Remember the last post about Pauly Shore? And his not that old!
Admit it, women are the target of constant judgment about their bodies, their looks, their clothes. You want to find some imperfection. Your selfish gender cannot understand that women deserve the same right of dignity as men. Your selfish gender cannot see women as human being, for you, women are sexual object and if this stupid little amount of flesh in your pants cannot do its job, it is our fault. Cause we have cellulite, cause we are not perfect. Are you perfect? Since when is perfection necessary to live? I'm so fucking tired of this kind of coments. This mentality is useless and hurtful. Women in other countries are tortured because of this kind of mentality. Won't you men understand that women are human being before sexual partners. Stop acting like you are the generic gender. Stop acting like you are better than us, prettier than us, smarter than us. Your agressive habits toward women only show your low self-esteem. You need someone under you, someone you can control so you can feel better about yourself. You're pathetic.
And for your information, I'm not some kind of frustrated feminist who never get sex. I'm married, i'm pretty, i'm smart, i make love 3 times a week. Its more than some posters here will ever do in their entire life.

I'm also sure that men are more superficial about apperance than women. Thats why you notice some tiny details about our body. We accept you as you are, even if you get fat ( cause ordinary men get fat over 30), lose your hair and can't get a hard on.

Johnny Depp needs to shave. Seriously. Whatever that is on his face, has to go. Face it dude... if it ain't growing properly yet, it probably just ain't gonna.

AND.... "Keef" is a role model. Seriously. The guy's face looks like road-kill, and he bags chicks like *that*? Forget about Mike... who wouldn't want to be like Keef?

Johnny depp has become rich and famous.He should call himself Johnny Deppp now.

Whoa! Forget anti-American spewing Depp--Did you mention a cowboy in ass-less chaps!

Johnny depp has become rich and famous.He should call himself Johnnny Deppp now.

Is that Jenna Bush with Keith again? WTF is up with that?!?!?!?

Besides, he looks like an uptight girl with his lack of facial hair and eye-liner encrusted baby browns!? I can see your attraction for him fish.

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HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE WORLD, THANKS FOR POSTING THIS SUPERFISH, NOW GUYS GO LEARN SOMETHING FROM JOHNNY OR GO KILL YOURSELVES

It's an old trick but he's hiding his small mouth and thin lips behind a big moustache...

#1

Just like Keith Richards?

Johnny Depp looks and acts like a cartoon character. He is so overrated. I can't believe he's still sporting that stupid mustache and goatee with the long, greasy hair. What has it been, about 15 years since he's changed his look? Gaahhh. He's become a caricature.

is Keith Richards banging that chick???

because if he is, that's pretty goddamn impressive. not only because how hot she is, but because he can actually still bang AND because someone is actually willing to be banged by him.

I mean, Keith Richards is badass (Chuck Norris badass) but look at him! he looks like a hobbit's creepy grandpa... who takes drugs.

and to all the girls posting messages about how hot johnny depp is: get a life, would you?

48

I hope you'll say the same thing to all the boys posting messages about how they would drink Hayden Panetierre bath water, or how many times they would fuck Jessica Alba in the ass. Stupid loser, we only got a hot guy every month on this site and you are upset about our reaction?? My god, i can't imagine how frustrated you would be if you were a girl, cause we live with your shitty and immature comments every day.

#47, that was kinda funny

#48 But it's ok for all the guys on here to write things like "I'd drink her douche water" at all the females posted on here??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Just wonderin..

#48
"and to all the girls posting messages about how hot johnny depp is: get a life, would you?"

We're just imitating men drooling over Jessica Alba. Oh, except that Johnny Depp doesn't have genital herpes.

To all those poor men who feel a bit less attractive by our comments on johnny hotness, i have something to tell you : SWEEEEEEETTTTTTTT REVENGE

Count me in the category of women who love Keith too !!! Would definitily be the meat in a Johnny / Keith sandwich !!! and the lovely lady is his kid. He has two girls with Patty Hansen...both stunning and 2 from a previous relationship with Anita Pallenberg, Marlon (very handsome & Dandelion_who is handicapped and I have never seen a picture of her ever, but she is said to reside with Keith's Mom in England and is probably 35-40 now)

I don't see any men in the ''so freaking hot'' section of this page. Strange....

He had a profile at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. He sent mail winks to sexy girls there.

the blond girl with Keith Richards is his daughter. Johnny looks like Jack White- still cool but a little "trying too hard" I liked the grungy Johnny better...

#54 what about the robot? It definitely looks male...

Keith Richards looks like Death's fart

#57
so does Amy Winehouse, but she's not a male...

#35 - 36 - Diarrhea of the keyboard much? I mean really, I got two lines into that (much like Keith Richards) and all I really heard was nag nag nag nag nag nag... go iron a fucking shirt you bon bon addict. And why do chicks use terms like 'cocksucker' to attempt to emasculate men? Empower yourself you baby machine! Call me a muff diver or titty licker or something more gender appropriate. I really need to keep my wife off of this site. Now, when I get home honey, my dinner better be made, my shoes better be shined, and you better wash the lipstick stain off my boxers without opening your piehole... unless you're ready to give me my nightly knobslob.

#60

I hope you'll enjoy your auto-handjob tonight. And ''chicks'' doesn't use terms like cocksucker to attempt to emasculate men. Everybody use it. And aren't you excising me with you comments?

But I know that you are just another angry teenager who needs to provoke to get attention. Your insignificance is such a pain in the ass that you would say or do anything to look cool. Even sucking cock.

#1

Hmm...

If I feel like having wild sex with a stranger, all I need to do is go to a bar, find a good looking man, and ask.
I get a lot things, including expensive ones that I'll never waste my own money on, for free.
I eat at fancy restaurants for free.
I see nice shows for free.

In the mean time, since most of my spending have been taken care of by men, I'm saving all my money so that when I can no longer have them buy me things, I'll be all set financially and just travel around the world.

Oh, yes, I definitely can live with it.

When was the last time you had wild sex with a good looking girl you just met and had her pay for your drinks at least?

I would love to toss his salad.

He is very great man, I like him so much. I saw that he is in the top 50 men list of askmen.com. He should be the TOP1 in my mind. And i heard that he appeared on a millionaire&celebrity dating club MeetRich.com with a personal account there. Is it real or just a rumor on internet?

#46 - LOL

If Keith Richards looked like RichPort before, then yes, #1 is right.

BTW, RichPort, how come you don't call yourself "DickPort"?

Hey Lys, I just realized we were typing bathwater/douche water at the same time!
Ah, great minds think alike..

Depps ridiculous cockney accent needs to be sunk with his pirate ship.
He's an okay actor at best. Stick to posting trainwrecks for us to make fun of.

Oh yeah #62 unless you're actually SHOWING some proof about this lavish lifestyle men give you, it's bullshit. Either way it's pathetic to brag about being a leech.

#68

A leech, my dear, sucks your blood without your approval. Whereas I am offered, and often reject, such offers.

The intention of that comment, sweetie, was not to brag, but that women's lives, especially with respect to sex, are often better than men's, unlike what #1 alleges.

I didn't read #1's comment, or really care. A leech or more exactly a parasite takes, and gives nothing of importance.It was a brag, a boast. Which, in case you didn't know, usually is done when you are proud of something. I've worked for the things I have, so has my wife. Doesn't it belittle women more to play to a silly stereotype about the "kept woman". Especially since no one actually believes you anyway. Of course I'll toss that question to any of the other ladies reading, would you either :

A. Have a daughter who is educated and makes her own way in the world, asking nor taking anything from anyone, or...

B. Have a daughter who fucks, or alludes she may possibly fuck, sad lonely men for what she can get and then post on message boards about it.

I'm most curious about what the answer will be.

#44 you are sooo right.
Thanks Fish, for the early Christmas present.
I would like to rip that suit and tie right off him with my teeth and just eat him right up. Keith can watch too, I don't care...... yum.....

#70

I have an MS degree in computer science and, in case you didn't know, therefore make a typical six figure salary in IT with that background. I make my own way in the world and have NEVER asked anything from anyone.

I only spend time with smart men who will therefore run away if I ever ask them for anything. But because they know I don't NEED any man to support me financially to have a good living, they GIVE me things without me EVER asking for it. I have ALWAYS clarified to my male friends that I will never accept any of their gifts if they expect any physical favor from me in return. But they still do. I have never fucked any man I am not attracted to. And there are very few men I find attractive. This is why successful men who know me appreciate me because they know that they will never be able to fuck me with their money. That is why I get marriage proposals, not invitations to be a kept woman.

I wish #1 realize how much luckier it is to be a woman, especially an educated one, in this country. That was why I wrote that comment. If I have a daughter, I will do my best so that she will have at least as good education as I have and have at least a financially secure job as I do. However, if a man offers to take care of her, why not? Just don't prostitute herself for it.

If you have a successful daughter, would you mind if men appreciate her and take care of her without her having to do anything back for them?

dON'T KNOCK DEP AFTER ALL THIS TIME HE HAS SEGUED INTO TO ACTORHOOD AND WHY NOT THE RAW TANENT WAS ALWAYS THERE . THE LOOK HELPED BUT ITS HOW HE USED THE LOOK
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I'm saving all my money so that when I can no longer have them buy me things, I'll be all set financially and just travel around the world

Okay that comment is from you #72. You "have men buy me things" Now either you USE guys to get things you are too cheap or poor to buy or you don't.

RELATIONSHIPS are not about "getting men to buy me things" I hope you realize that. Reading #1's comment I see that he is basically being an ass and trying to stir things up, but ironically you prove him right. As long as women
out there believe that it is okay to use their sexuality to get things, then ugly old
men will always get laid. When you are old and as ugly as Keith Richards, will
YOU be able to buy that hot sex you described? Doubtful. Anyway you go from
bragging about sugar daddies to bragging about your IT job.

Well my old Roommate was an MCSE and knew how to work in several platforms and he did well to get 60k a year. Not really 6 figures but maybe
one of your um...FRIENDS employs you.

I swear you people are so easy. I leave this site for a few months and it's suddenly a fucking Mensa recruitment tool. Hilarious... actually not really. I was hoping for funny, but got you chicks instead. #74 is closer to the mark than the rest of you, except it's not called being an ass, toots. It's an attempt at humor. Better than writing "first" if you ask me. That and everyone keeps calling me #1. Just like most of your mothers do. But at least TheTenia doesn't try to be clever with the every changing name trick. Nifty job Ms "Educated and Therefore Happy and Self Sufficient". You must be nearly unemployable in the IT field. And old, ugly, and unpretty.

DickPort? Did you write that all by yourself? You people really are new here.

#74

I won't respond anymore after this because of your useless pattern of communication: you ask questions with wrong assumptions but when I merely give you the correct, actual answers that you have asked for you say I brag.

Like I said, I "have men buy me things" without me EVER asking for them. (Hopefully) just like when your wife buys you gifts. But since I have many successful friends, I get a lot of those. If you have more successful friends, I'm sure they'll do that to you too if you're not an asshole like in this communication.

Like I said, I don't fuck men I don't find attractive, and therefore I don't fuck ugly old men. Sugar daddies require physical favors in return. I don't do such favors. "Daddies" also imply men old enough to be my father. I don't hang out with men that age.

I don't brag about my IT job - I simply corrected your assumption that I need to get fucked to earn a living. As for your roommate - ask him to get experience in J2EE or .NET so he can make that typical 6 figure salary at least. You can ask him to research this on so many IT job sites. I sure hope he is not as dumb as you because if so, then yes, he'll probably have to have his friends employ him to be able to make decent money in IT.

As with hot sex, I'm a woman, not a man. I doubt I'll need hot sex when I'm old, unlike men. So I won't worry about that when I'm old and wrinkly.

Obviously I hit a nerve.

76# You're not IN a relationship. Period. I have a wife that I love that I want to do things for, she feels the same. You, CLAIM to have some collection of hanger on slobs that buy you purses. Big difference. What firm do you work for? Show some pictures of yourself with these gifts, till then it's talk. Sad talk.
Does it matter how much you make? Or what someone buys you? I have yet to meet a single person in my life that owned an object that made them a better person. Why not just admit you're shallow and weak and can't form loving relationships because you confuse them with materialism? Honesty I can respect. Anyway, you're done.

P.S. The reason she WON'T say where she works is , A. it's a low wage office cubicle job. She has her Bus./Adm degree, the same degree most women get. (It takes the least time in college to get,that and veterinary medicine) And of course she is ashamed of these comments. If her boss saw them...FIRED.
Period.

#62
Bravo! Your a whore! :D

The girl is Keith Richard's daughter, Theodora...seems like that would've been obvious....guess not. Thankfully she looks like her mother.

Damn, the comments on this site always go so screwy and haywire.

Johnny Depp is delicious. He may keep the same grungy look, but hey, how many of US constantly change our looks? It works for him, and he always looks different in whatever movie he's in. I think Secret Window is the only one where he looks similar to his non-movie appearance, and that fit the character pretty well.

One thing I will say, Superficial Guy, is that Johnny Depp does NOT have rock hard abs. You would probably flay him alive with your sword. Did you see Pirates 3? Shirtless and quite chubby. I think it's fabulous. He doesn't feel pressure to keep a tight superbod because HE CAN ACTUALLY ACT.

And I agree, more mancandy on this site. Maybe there needs to be a superficialgirl.com.

how come i dont see he's hot?

He's so fucking beautiful it hurts and I'm allowed to say that because he looks like a girl.

haw-haw, i just heard a slur that he was pampered by a rich woman who he met on sugarmommymeet.com where rich women find their sugar babies.

So cool a guy .I heard from my friends that he have given a performance in a matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration.It is so pity that i miss the game .

I hope Keef's daughter saw Weekend at Bernie's 2, so she knows not to let his wig catch fire when she's got him strapped to the mike stand for the Stones' next gig. Mick and Ronnie are getting on, too - it's tough walking the corpse off stage after a one hour set.

That's my husband <3

*growls* I would do ANYTHING for Johnny Depp, he is so hot it's just unbelieveable! *passes out*
He was THE sexiest in The Ninth Gate, mmmmm.

HEY RICHPORT: How much money does your wife make off of you? (That's a "do you still beat your wife" question...)

i've never been a groupie or a crazy fan but I might go a lil wild over Johnny if I ever saw him in real life

for fuck's sake mr fish, who woulda thought puttin' in a pic of his incredible hotness j.depp would inspire such intriguing conversation........were the pics of that other old fart (k.richards - "any relation d?) to cool the overheated people down ?????

The man's over 40 everyone, i think we can safely stop calling him 'Johnny'.

HEY WOODHORSE: My wife outearns me. And still cleans my boxers with her toothbrush.

Richport is trying to rile you up, you silly tarts!!!!

Think of him as the annoying little brother that tried to get your attention when at a friends house. He's harmless and his comments are trite.

ignore.the.troll.

and by troll I mean: a guy who obviously is pussywhipped in RL. :D

JD has the grossest, scraggliest mustache i've seen an adult man sport in a long time.

#94 - sindiva is it? Hi. How are you this morning? Feeling good I hope? Excellent. Trite? Was that on your word of the day toilet paper? That's cute. I'm hardly a troll tootsie pop. I've been on hiatus waiting for the funny to come back to the comment section here. Something's gotta motvate you nuthuggers from your "Oh she's SO not fat" and "Mr Fish, you're mean to women" shtick. The originality being displayed in the last few threads, with a few exceptions is just sad. And anyone that names themselves "sindiva" is probably single and lonely. And best friends with a battery operated coochie buzzer.

The color bar to the right is a pretty shade of cranberry. So festive!

You guys are numb-nuts.

Ease up girls.....I have been reading RIchPort's comments for at least a year or more (minus a few months) and it's always been in fun. I have never been offended, and in fact, enjoy his comments more than most.

RichPort, your my Johnny Depp!

I am not sure why anyone's panties are in a bunch. The "girls" on here are a tad bit pathetic and immature. To stick up for females and proclaim you are a whore or a money grubbing skank, does not impress anyone. You can claim you make a million dollars nobody is going to believe someone that admits they prostitute themselves out to get "men to take care of them". You are the reason men degrade women.

I am a female and I am not offended by any comments and I think it's really immature to think that people on a site that bash celebrites would do anything other then joke around, bash, and have fun. Get a clue. The name of the site is superficial...that should have been your first clue that it's all about appearances. So go ahead...have fun and continue to bash and let the little girls go back to the kiddie pool so their little feelings don't get hurt.

Oh and Johnny is HOT!

Hey, guys have a right to be total assholes. That's why they hide behind their keyboards, wiping their snotty noses and seal-bark laughing about farts ---because some are LEWD and have the brain size of squirrels. Move on, and find some women to talk to if you really want to have an intelligent conversation. It's like poking a turd for a Cheerio.

Now, on to this.... Johnny Depp -- dirty loser. I wouldn't pick him up on the side of the road even if the entire population had been blown up.

And I just threw up in my mouth over Keith Richards. When he's dead, he'll look more alive then this. Shit.

96 - YOU ROCK!

Sindiva has been pissing me and Shallow Val off. She's liek I used to be 15 years ago, throwing these highfalutin words we AL:L know, but thinking it makes her/him sound so magnanimous, bringing some light into a life plagued with ennui. (See I can do it too!)

Mistress, where you been girl?

100 -

Fucking please......

72 - Shut up whore

It's nice to see most of the ladies see through #62's nonsense. Yeah rich stirs shit but he's funny.

Googling ennui...

Rich, it's hard to google when your fist is up my twat, darlin'.

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105: yeah love that. What are the chances of getting JD in bed while RP talks?

Richport... the funny left this place when we all did. The fish is now lamer than Barbaro after a big race... (although that horse made one hell of a wood glue... some of the people in here could use it to fix the sticks up their asses.)

I get it. The not so subtle reference to a horse. Mentioning "wood" glue. FUCK YOU.

Flatter yourself all you want woodhorse, I was in no way thinking of you. If I were, I would have said, Fuck you woodhorse, you're about as funny as cancer.

Hey, cancer is funny when it afflicts child rapists and the occassional rogue cop.

Yea Jane stop moving so much... geez, seventeen orgasms and you'd think a girl is good... what are you a fucking machine? Getting it? FUCKING machine? I kill me...

Jesus Christ, I didn't actually think you were. Next time you come out to play maybe you would refrain from removing the proverbial stick from your ass just because someone noticed you? I guess not. Any angry fuck can be an asshole but, by any means of self-delusion at your disposal, please congratulate yourself that you managed to post to one unfunny person among the millions, yourself included.

My friend had cancer and then he lost all his hair, we pointed at him and laughed, it was funny and it was cancer.

A FIGHT!!! A FIGHT!!!

Actually I thought Depp was lookin pretty flabby in that last "Pirates"

Aren't those women with Richards vaguely famous?

You know Keith Richards is YOUNGER than Harrison Ford? He's also younger than Jack Lalanne!

You know Depp is like 2 years younger than George Clooney?

Keith Richards is like someone you can one day tell your grandchildren about: "In my day there was this man that took so much drugs that his face melted off."

mmmmmmmmmmm thats all i can type right now.

and now AHHH cause of that old guy. WTF. killed it for me and i was just getting started. DAMN IT!

#67-
that is not the only british accent he can do.
check : the corpse bride, charlie and the chocolate factory, sleepy hollow, the libertine, finding neverland.
He can do many different accents.
he is maybe one of the most versatile character actors... EVER!
he is also a musician, a great father, and very cool IN PERSON.
I have his autograph:-)
I love him.

#119: HAHAHAHAHA That was so fucking funny. I almost ruptured my spleen at your awesome observance! His face melted off! Oh my God... my sides!!!!

And, by the way, the only stick I have up my ass is Richports.

My stick up Pinky's ass, my fist in Janey's love tunnel... and here I am with three appendages left... line up ladies.. I have a mouth also...

This is some funny shit Rich, however you and Pinky are the only funny one's here,.

There's something dank and hollow about this place. I can't explain it.

HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN THAT MAN IS A WALKING CORPSE.

Depp, Johnny...

He's just divine, ain't he!?!!!

That's Keith's wife Patti Hansen in one pic, and that's his daughter in the other. I sure hope he's not banging the daughter, as someone suggested here.

I am so sick of seeing his face. He is repulsive to me.

He is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOT!!!! Sorry males on this site, but there's no way you could ever compare to Johnny, not even close.
And WTFcomparing comments of stupid tasteless dudes or teenagers who don't know how a really hot chick looks like and who probably will never ever approach one saying they find the average super overrated Jessica Alba or other average overrated chicks attractive to Johnny Depp's hotness comments? That's an insult to Johnny Depp!! You can compare him to -HOT- women who are as hot as him but females, like Angelina Jolie or Kim Kardashian, for example, who I will admitt are really hot and beautiful even being a straight female, but the average and incredibly overrated Jessica Alba, or any other of those overrated average chicks? Hell no, what an insult to Johnny's hotness and to the word hotness.
And BTW guys, don't forget hot dudes like Johnny Depp don't need to coat themselves in makeup and to sit on a professional makeup artists' and stylists chair just to manage to look slightly decent, like Alba for example, LMAO.

Can you say, MALIGNANT NARCISSISM!

I think the daughter might be Alexandra.

Wow! Patti Hansen is over 50! She's almost as pretty as Depp.

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He looks like a child molester.

boom

depp is so fine its unbelievable!
keith is talented if only mick drowned band would be better LOL

is he a Japanese?

he is not cute and cool. maybe this is the reason why he have joined an
online club sugarmommymeet, by which he is seeking a sexy girl or rich women
for extramarital relationship..

is keith richards wearing a costume or should i get out the shotgun

....halloween costume.... and shotgun cause i like shooting zombies... i give up. look at that huge pork on tv!

To those who criticized either Johnny, Keith OR Mick...Ya'll are just jealous!!! Johnny is beautiful inside and out and Keith is a fabulous musician! Mick is an excellent showman in a sexy animalistic way and who else has kept people paying good money to see them perform for so many years in their 50's and 60's but The Rolling Stones!!! OKAY! So there! And guess what? Ya'll are gonna get old too!!!!! Tell me...what will you have accomplished in your lifetime? Kim

I dislike Johnny Depp since he is cheating on his wife with a 20 something year old woman named Jackie in coral gables, FL.