Dec 12 2007Jessica Alba is pregnant

first?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*earth splits in half and satan rears his ugly head*

ITS ENDING!!!!!!

Hurry everyone masturbate furiously before she gets pregnant and fat... with any luck she will "suffer" from the Scary Spice bounceback hotness syndrome.

First?

Why are all these anorexic twigs able to get pregnant? I thought your period stopped after you starved yourself too much. Anyways, guess thats the end of her career; no more hard body...and its the only thing she had going for her.

NOOOOOOO!!!

ALL IS LOST!!!

ALL ISSS LOOOST!!!

The day of reckoning is upon us!! Hurry everyone masturbate furiously before she gets fat and begins showing signs of a human growing in her womb!!

With any luck she will suffer from Scary Spice bounce back syndrome and return to us with bigger tatas... a rounder ass... and even hotter body.

That baby will ruin her tight little body.

What a shame.

Given that half her career is based on her being half-naked, this should be interesting.

Jessie, sweetie, just don't follow Bwitney's pregnant/maternal ways. Also, don't go all Gwyneth Paltrow and name your kid Apple. Got it? Good. Now shut up and fart out your kid.

Will any of these celebutards ever get married before they get pregnant?

It's over. Time to Cash in.

Wow, just wow.

And with such a douche like him. Wait, he's not a douche, they have a purpose in life. He is used douche water.

Damn, another bastard kid i am going to have to skip payments on.

You'd think Jessica would have the sense to rent a womb, I mean employ a surrogate mother, to protect her figure. I agree with Kris, they better not invent some new fuckard Hollywood name. Then again she's dating a douche named "Cash". What the fuck kind of name is that? Is this going to put a hold on filming for the 3rd installment of the Fantastic 4? Which, by the way, I was just made aware there were actually two previous movies that already were in theaters.

i think it's awesome that she's having a baby by a black man.

Let's see if She, Evan and Nicole FIGHT against Britney ~~WOOOHOOO~~~ who shall turn out to be the worst mother?????????????

Ha! That is funny. In the beginning of her career she was all-angelic and saying she would never do nude scenes. Now here she is nocked up and not even married.

Good job! The only up side to this is her tits will get huge.

#9, LOL that was a good one!

what will be the name? Credit Warren

#9 - Yes, I think that's what happened.

awesome move jessica. get knocked up by a guy who clearly doesn't want to commit to you. sure, keep thinking the baby will bring you two "closer". actually, he's probably already looking around for backup trim since your ass is going to be fat, grumpy, and useless for the next year.

Maybe when she turns into a fat pregnant pig she'll get her ass back.

Guys, look at the photos: who would you rather have for a wife - the pretty smiling woman above or the woman in the red bra in the photo next to her? Let's hope those are not before and after photos.

She's worthless as an actor, and the only thing that sells her "movies" are her looks.

I guess she had to resort to a shot gun wedding since he didn't want to marry her last time.

KNOCK UP YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT WITH NO MENTION OF MARRIAGE IS JUST LIKE A BLACK MAN.

I gotta tell ya this information is useless. While Jessica is ripping pretty she is a retched actress. Maybe she'll make a better mother.

SHOCKER!!!

at least it´s not amy who`s pregnant

I think this is going to bring new depth and dimension to her dramatic performances. Of course she's already so talented that it might be impossible for her to get any better. I simply can't think of another actress that can convey vapidity or confusion the way Miss Alba does.

............................................I'M DEFFINITELY SURE IT'S NOT MINE!!

cash warren must have the penis of a god. he's got this dumb ho pregnant and he's STILL not marrying her.

who cares?
she's the most overrated Hollywood actress ever (in the looks department). She managed to look hot in Sin City thanks to the special effects, airbrushing, digitally enhancing, gallons of makeup put on by the best professional makeup artist after 6 hours sitting on his chair and by the best team of stylists, in scenes, angles and moves only intended and trying the hardest possible to make her look "hot" and making people horny. After that, for some stupid reason she got glorified as being "oh so hot", but she isn't. Any other chick who had played the role she played in Sin City would have looked the same or better... it's just movie, makeup and special effects magic. (And funny enough, Jessica Alba is the total opposite in real life of the role she played in Sin City, looks and personality wise). I don't think she is hot at all, not even close, and I have yet to see a non airbrushed, coated in gallons of makeup, non professional and digitally enhanced picture of her in which she looks near somehow attractive or pretty.
Her body is average, skinny and curveless as a stick, flat butt, flat chest, waist almost as wide as her hips. Her face is ok, not ugly put not pretty either. I'd say she's simply average and extremely overrated and glorified.
I hope she enjoys her baby.

maybe she'll stop acting. the gods have answered my cries.

Fish, now that I've found out your real name, you're in trouble.

I wonder if she got pregnant on purpose to get him to commit to her...that's a good move. It always works. Ask any of the single mom 16 year olds pushing strollers at the Gateway Mall.

#23

It was probably Jessica's intention to be pregnant. She wanted that months ago but Cash was not ready to commit to her. So she had to trap him.

Obviously you don't need to have both people on contraceptive. Jessica could have been on it if she really did not want to get pregnant. But either she is too dumb, too desperate to get married to Cash, or both.

#28

Cash is smart enough to know that Alba is a fuck material, but too dumb and boring to be a marriage material.

Overrated? Bullshit. She is hot. She ALWAYS looks hot.

Ready to destroy her figure already??

19 wasn't me.....

anyway................................ I wonder what Anexio has to say about this. Something like............. Give the baby to the light of the rainbow? Come here Anexio!!! I need a pick me up!..

Since nobody goes to see her movies, she had to find some way to get publicity. This should buy her another year of tabloid coverage but the clock is ticking on this acting career. And judging by her fat mother she's not going to bounce back easily.

#35
oh c'mon honey, you're so 2005.
get updated and go find a new average chick to glorify, 'cause Alba's allegedy (but non existing) "hotness" got forgotten long ago, and 'cause that's the closest you'll ever be to touching a woman in your life, loser.

Hey douchebags.....
Balls Mahoney is a wrestler, most famous from his days in Extreme Championship Wrestling.

That is all.

hmmm, in other news, douchebags watch wrestling.

Why do you all say she is going to ruin her body? She could be a Heidi Klum or Denise Richards and look hot again...I had 2 kids and my body is better then ever due to the fact that i exercised a lot to loose the weight and the benefit was more tone and better over all look.

bastards are the new "it" item in hollywood. no wonder teen pregnancy rates are soaring.

But either she is too dumb, too desperate to get married to Cash, or both.

33 and 32
maybe she just wants a baby and not a husband?
unlike regular women or 16 year old girls at the Gateway Mall she can afford to do it and not get married.
And if they got married and divorced, he would prob get half of her money , not the other way around, because I THINK she has more money than him ( maybe not , I don't know who he is ).

all i can say is... lucky BASTARD. why cant i prego a actress and get rich.....lol

#44

maybe cash doesn't want to marry her. remember when she dumped him earlier this year and then two weeks later went running back. he only wants to play house with her. he doesn't want to marry her. it's stupid to have kids with someone who doesn't love you regardless of how much money you have. money doesn't replace a dad.

Her attempts at acting always put a smile on my face. What am I supposed to do for fun when she takes a break from making her laughable movies?

#42 it's lose, not loose

5th grade spelling bee champion here!!!!!..

Yeah she seriously cannot act. but she looks damn good

cash is a smart man. he's had her in her prime and will get to keep tagging her when he comes to visit the kid. meanwhile he can go off and marry a hot yale graduate who he can having amazing sex and stimulating conversation with. he's not trying to marry this dumb whore. she's about a interesting as a mango. she serves no other purpose than taking cock in all of her openings and then getting the fuck out afterwards. but maybe she'll be a good mom.

#44

#46 is right - she actually dumped him because he was not ready to commit to her. But later she begged him to take her back.

it is ok for her to have a bastard.

i trust that she can handle it financially,but enough with the teens and the crack heads who " don't believe in abortions" ( aka they are idiots or they can't afford an abortion at the moment and the government will pay for their baby ).
i say this chrismtas, make abortions free to all the stupid ghetto teens and lazy retards that don't use condoms or birth control.
decrease the surplus population of hoods and crack babies and people that ask me for change in front of McDonald's.
If God is your thing, think about it like this : maybe God created in someone's mind the idea for abortions, so that mankind could have a second chance at living for themselves and being useful to the world without sucking money from tax payers.

Funny Danni - because I think she is hot you assume I am not married. What a troll. She was smoking hot in 05 and she still is, now shave your back, finish off another bag of cheetos and go back to living alone with all your cats you fucktard.

A baby is always a good news, she seems like a good enough person (maybe not a good actress), too bad she is not even engaged!...it is a shame! another single mom! but it is ok with everybody just because she is rich and famous!.. like somebody said before, another bastard kid!,

46 - this is true.
if they have a nasty break up and then don't get along it will suck for the kid.

Awww man.....how depressing.

Jessica Alba erotic video. she is beautiful:
http://www.celebritieshotvideos.com/videos.php?v=Jessica_Alba

#53

oh honey... too much ugly around you that you find anything average smoking hot? I understand that next to your fugly, 200 lbs wife, Jessica Alba looks good, but c'mon, that doesn't make her hot and that doesn't stop her from being average and that doesn't mean there aren't millions of girls outta there waaay hotter and prettier than her. I'm sorry your ugly 200 lbs wife shaves her back, eats bags of cheetos etc, but that doesn't mean every other non Hollywood woman does, there's a world beyond your small hicktown and the 200 lbs women with hairy backs that walk around it. Now go bang your 200lbs wife and stop drooling over and glorifying anything average, maybe she can make you feel better about yourself. Oh and when you wanna find out how hot women look like and that there's a world full of women who aren't 200lbs and shave their backs, get outta your hicktown and pay a visit to the city, you'll see Jessicas Albas and much better everywhere.

Well at least that explains why her face is so damn round.

#59

round face? her chin is too big for it to be round.

That is simply not true. *I* am the real father.

lmao.

she's over now.

jessica biel just passed her on the hot list....permanently.

53-
i have lived in DC and L.A and I don't see people more attractive than her all that often. perhaps you just have a different view of what is attractive.
i like tan skin, full lips, large sparkley eyes, pretty teeth, long legs , cute round butt, long brown hair, smooth skin.
she fits the bill for me, and she doesn't look like an overprocessed whore. you might have a different type though.

i guess i meant 58, sorry MindRiot, i think she is hot too.

Atleast that faggot fish isn't stealing my name. I'M A WRESTLING LEGENG. BALLS BALLS BALLS..............

Balls Mahoney is much better than Turd Ferguson.

I DON'T GET IT. I read somewhere about five minutes ago that was a prude bich. Now I'm reading right here that she is PREGNANT!!
Well, the sperm was not mine. That's a fact!!

#63 is so right on the money. these superficial retards are into the whole blonde haired blue eyed skanks who get the fake tans and boob implants. Jessica, I would say, has more natural beauty...and might I add LATIN BEAUTY! I'd rather see her face than Tila Tequila, now that's one FUGLY skank.

Danni = lame.
I love when fat chicks try and tell the rest of us what is and isnt HOT.

#63 is so right on the money. these superficial retards are into the whole blonde haired blue eyed skanks who get the fake tans and boob implants. Jessica, I would say, has more natural beauty...and might I add LATIN BEAUTY! I'd rather see her face than Tila Tequila, now that's one FUGLY skank.

It's my kid, not some douche's named "Cash."
Now, I'm off to Kaley Cuoco's house for some afternoon delights. The results should be on here in a few weeks.

There is no god! I have nothing to look forward to ever again! I'm just going to end it off of some bridge somewhere into the icy depths...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW SHE"S RUINED FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Jessica Alba with milky jugs. There is a God. The only thing that could make this better is if I could somehow transfer my mind into Cash Warren's body.

SACRILEGE!!! NEVER!!! Here I was, preparing to mount another session of seasick barroom fist-fight between me and my Penis to the latest pics of UBER-HOTTIE Jessica Alba on Superficial, and all of a sudden, The skies darkened as the burnt embers of the scorched sky began raining down, opening holes in the fabric of our world, allowing the closest servants of the dark lord himself to begin entering our world to suck the life from all organic matter among us. As the ensuing carnage continued, the great harbinger of doom stepped to the podium of eternal destruction to make Beelzebub's proclamation that his masked servant here on earth "Cash Warren" AKA Traziak Demonicus had implanted his unholy gametes into the hallowed, exquisite love canal of the ravishing, seductress known as Jessica Alba; impregnating her with fiendish breed-spawn, bent on destroying the very fabric of our existence. As I glanced into the simulacrum that has replaced our world, my soul cowers in fear, in anticipation of being ingested by the pitch black orb of destruction devouring our moon. As the world collapses inward on itself and I cease to exist, I can only think to myself "WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT ALLOWED TO BRING HER TO VIOLENT ORGASM BEFORE SHE SURRENDERED THE POOTIE TO THE DARK LORDS CAUSE!?!!??"

I hope her baby has the good sense to lick her pussy a couple of times on the way out.

You guys are retards. Dont talk shit about people getting "pregnant and ruing their bodies." Number one, If YOUR mom didn't, you wouldn't fucking be here, dipshit. And second, I'm sure you all look AMAZING and have great jobs to be sitting on the net commenting on people you dont even know.
You dont know their situation; and OMG, maybe they made a fucking mistake! You probably never have; Imbecils.
You have jacked off to her for a couple of years, seeming that is the closest to actual pussy that you'll ever get. :)

#78 Rebecca, just shut yer fucking trap. You don't know me! You have no idea how many years I've been masturbating to Jessica's picture so don't claim to. Also why do you dumbfuck defenders of the celebrities always have teenagey names like yours and Krista, Tawny, and the like? Finally for your information, making fun of celebutards is the purpose of this site you stupid twat.

#76--really, really funny. Brilliant, in fact. You should be writing for "South Park." As for her defenders--I have seen better acting in high-school plays.

@ #4: Anorexic? No.... If anything, she is probably one of the more "normal" women in Hollywood.

@ #4: Anorexic? No.... If anything, she is probably one of the more "normal" women in Hollywood.

@ #4: Anorexic? No.... If anything, she is probably one of the more "normal" women in Hollywood.

Just like a MEXICAN....getting pregnant out of wedlock.
The next time you see Jessica Alba she'll be shopping walmart in her prom dress and flipflops.

OMG #78 YOU ARE SO SMART!!!

Rebecca, how fat are you? Were you fat before kids or after? Did the extra sags and bags make you sad? Welcome to the Superficial, where we shit on celebrities. This isn't happy happy koombaya time.

Is the 'don't-call-me-Latina' slut going to marry the guy?

I'm guessing not.

What kind of retarded christians can say in fucking 2008 that someone is a slut coz she's pregnant and not married?? My god, get out and see the world. Not everyone believe in these lies anymore.

#85

You don't say shit on celebrities. You say shit on women. Loser.

#78 You Fucking Retarded bitch.

WTF?? Not that it matters, but you pissed me off and made it personal, so here I go. A: I am 180 Pounds, 5'11" and a decent looking man. I am divorced, and currently THOROUGHLY enjoying the sexual freedom of a single life again. How ignorant are you to assume a person's motives for disdain? I am jealous it was not me that knocked her up. I have no doubts she will be just as hot after joining the Paternal Order as she is now. My ex-wife was actually in BETTER shape after the babies. You truly show your narrow minded, militant feminism right off don't you? Instead of championing Alba's cause and coming off as an intelligent supporter, you take to insulting the other posters, and end up looking like a Fat, Bucktoothed teenage girl with Boy hate issues cause you never get a date. You Fucking Troll. As far as the rest of the trash talk in your post:
* I have a great job that I have EARNED, as a Tech Analyst for a Major Telecom Provider. I make more a year than you probably do in 3.
* I jerk off just as much as the next guy, and I STILL have more sex with beautiful women than you have probably had in years.

I was going to make my reply to you short, eloquent and respectful, but the more I read it the more I desire to sink to your infantile level for my closing:

In Short, get off your fat ass, put down the cheeto's, get a real job where you have relevance, and you can have the free time to occasionally post online while getting PAID, instead of sitting on your couch in your smelly hotboxed trailer eating cheerios watching Price is Right, COPS and Soap Operas while you Troll around the internet trying to give your life meaning by sounding off about issues by making ignorant comments.

BTW, grab me a beer and a sandwich while you are up bitch.

OH, and #80: Thanks for the compliment. I write some manuals for our company that are DRY tech material that will choke the life out of you.. Sometimes it is fun to express oneself creatively. W00T.

Geez...

We can say that mister #89 really got over is divorce...
One day he will realize that those beautiful women is having sex with are in fact prostitute. And male. And underage. And illegal immigrants.

I can't wait for is answer... I hope he will pull out another DnD brain fart by telling me that the dark lord said I'm a fatty. What a price catch he is.

*he's*

hmmmm, #89 u sound hot, so what do you think of coming abroad for a visit in good ole Europe .. drop me your mail, hottie!

on the subject:
26, she's too young for getting pregnant. either she doesn't give a fuck regarding her career or she realized her 15 minutes are over or it was an accident. blah. enjoy your life ladies as long as you can, make babies later, if ever. not that it is necessary. population override.

You guys (and especially you 89) are out of your mind. You seem to rather masturbating on a picture than having sex for real...Come on! Stop being so selfish by keeping your penises for yourselves! Jessica is gone now. She's an actress not your girlfriend. Please four the sake of sex, stop living in your fantasy! (especially you 89. I'm sure your just a big liar. You don't like Jessica. You a real dork. You'd like to fuck Xena. COme on. Lucy Lawless. Thats a woman for you. Maybe you prefer Kevin Sorbo? You're right. When I was a teenager, I too had a lot of fantasy about i'm. But it didn't involve sodomy. You pervert.)

sorry for the Typos

89 is just so dreamy and i'm not an expert of writing with on hand as he is.

Hey 93 did our "lot of fantasy about i'm" involve a dictionary and grammar tutoring?

Haha! All of you are so fired up at one comment! LMAO! God, 89, get over your divorce and quit pretending you dont work at taco bell! Haha!! And 85, I weigh 129 and Im 5 foot nine, you twit. I guess Im a cow!! Nope, never had kids and JUST RAN A MARATHON ON SATURDAY RETARD!God if you respond with another 2 page letter on your life story again, Im gonna have to take another break at work!!!

95

Kevin! Its you. But you are kind of disapointing. I thought you would understand that a non english speaker has the right to do typos. You won't have your candy tonight. Dirty boy.

P.S. I love boys. And I love my name. :)

WHORE!!!!!

I would be so ashamed to be the fantasy of an army of virgin pervert teenager. Poor Jessica.

OK FISHREADER. AHHAHAH I love that name.....thats great

OK FISHREADER. AHHAHAH I love that name.....

OK FISHREADER. AHHAHAH I love that name.....thats great

#80

Hell no. That was the most boring and predictable comment, not to mention the lack of twist or social/political satire. South Park writers would commit suicide being compared to #76.

Oh my shit! That just came out of nowhere? I can't believe she's pregnant. Wait. Didn't she just break up with Cash Warren like, months ago? I wouldn't be surprised if this is all fake and she is caught walking around with a pillow under her shirt.

#86

It's not Jessica who doesn't want to marry Cash. It's the other way around. Hence my respect for Cash: at least he seems to deserve his Yale degree for being able to distinguish between fuck-worthy vs. marriage-worthy.

I'm sorry, but my first reaction to this news was "Ewwww!"

This will completely alter the course of her career. First, she'll be a MILF, second, she'll probably turn into one of those "I don't want to prance around half-naked anymore so I can be a role model for my kid" kinda moms. As prety as she is, she's never been fully comfortable with her label as a sex symbol. She doesn't seem to enjoy it like Jolie or Johansson seem to. She's a bit of a prude despite getting half nekkid all of the time, so this will be the perfect excuse for her to cover up and pretend to be a "serious" actress. Ha.

You writers suck.

All the names you THINK of, you say Balls Mahoney. You're either an idiot or a wrestling fan. There's a strong chance you're both. They go hand in hand.

Keep up the shitty work.

stupid, classless slut - the guy's a dork too.

I always thought that Jessica Alba just looked like a skinner version of every other Mexican in LA. Now she REALLY will look like every other Mexican- knocked up! BWAHAHAHA!

#89 scares me.

Something about this story just isn't right... We'll see, the truth is bound to become apparent ay!

I'd like to give her a Flying Drunk Monkey kick to the neck.

79 - and I thought I was the only one who noticed the baby-girl, teenagey names. Thank goodness you're here.

REBECCA or "BECCA" go fuck your teddy bear and give the footbnall team a blowjob cuz that's what you're good for with your oh-so-obvious and unoriginal comment.

89 - Can I blow you ....please!???? You are my idol.

96 - Ok you're learning to lie on the Fish. Very good.

OH, and 5'9" at 129 is positively skeletal so go get yourself a sandwich when you get 89 one. And me too.

well, I'm happy for her and for sure she will still be sexy despite of her pregnancy

I don't understand how anyone could find Jessica Alba even remotely attractive, and I'm male and I love hot women. Seriously, some dudes are dumb to amazing extremes. Just because she's famous and an actress it doesn't make her any hotter or any prettier than other not famous chicks that you can see walking down the street and who have a much prettier face, are much hotter and have a way better body. Jessica's face is ok... average, I see much prettier chicks daily. Her body is nothing to gawk at, she's way too thin, she has no boobs, her ass is flat and shaggy, she has no curves, she has no hips, her waist is very wide, her eyes are ugly. I don't think that she looks hot at all, she looks average to me, compared to normal not famous chicks, and compared to other chicks in Hollywood she is definitely below average.
Hell, look at her, what's hot about her? nothing. She's not pretty, she's not hot, she doesn't have a nice body.
It has nothing to do with being blonde or brunnette or being natural or fake, it's a matter of beauty and of hotness, and Jessica doesn't have any of that.
I love latin women and Jessica Alba isn't the best example of latin woman or latin looks or latin beauty at all. Kim Kardashian is hot, dudes, hot as fuck and fucking beautiful, and she looks way more latin than Alba even when she's not, that's a hot woman: gorgeous face, gorgeous eyes, amazing ass, amazing boobs, curvy body, just perfect. But Alba, WTF? If you were walking down the street and you saw her and she wasn't famous, no one of you would turn your heads to look at her twice, and you know it. Some of you are losers who just pretend she's something special because she's a celebrity, but she's no better than any ok looking average girl.
And #63, you ain't talking about Alba are you? Because her eyes are among the ugliest, her legs ain't long at all, and her butt is flat and shaggy as fuck, and even has celullite... never touched her skin so I don't know if it's smooth, but you haven't either, and tan girls with full lips and brown hair are dime a dozen. See, that's what I'm talking about. You idolize her in your own fantasy world just because she's a celebrity, and you think she's better than other chicks and imagine things about her that aren't even true and you glorify her in your own little world of imagination, you think her ass is nice when it's flat as fuck, hanging and filled with cellulite, when probably there's way hotter chicks with way better asses and way prettier eyes walking by you and you still consider Alba to be anything special, geez.

Hahahah Shalow Val what a dumbass.

Its all matter of opinion, dumbasses.

Fuck, Chris. Hope you enjoyed however long it took you to write that. You'll never that time back. Kim Kardashian is hot. Ridiculous. Hotter than Alba. Alba is still hot. Everyone has different taste. Learn that. Hopefully she'll still be hot post-pregnancy.

Her 15 minutes were so over already, this doesn't change anything.
I agree she is NOT hot at all and her looks are completely, absolutely, incredibly overrated, anyone with a slight bit of tase or with an idea of what hot is knows that, male or female, regardless of their weight and their good looks or their lack of them, to all the mysoginists who think that because a chick says another one isn't hot then she has to be ugly or who simply think women don't know what's hot and what's not, they do, believe me, sometimes way much better than men.
Hollywood couldn't keep selling such a not hot chick like Alba as something hot and keep making some people believe she was hot for any longer, it was too obvious.
Anyone who has a mind blur, isn't sure or doesn't really know what hot or pretty is, just compare Alba to Kim Kardashian. Yeah, you got it. The Kardashian bitch is HOT damn, that's hotness, that's beauty. Alba is just... NOT, at all.

@114 Shallow Val, I completely agree. Rebecca, can I call you Becky? Becky this site is for laughs. You don't have to defend Jessica, she doesn't really know you. The picture you keep next to your makeup stand is just that, a picture. You're not really friends. She is very pretty though. Which leads me to...
@118 Dude what the fuck was that novel you just wrote? You're like a reverse teenagey chick with a stupid unoriginal teen guy name. You wrote all that because Jessica Alba is not your cup of masturbation tea? Kim Kardashian, are you kidding me? That fat cunt's ass is so big that she's grows taller when she sits. That Armenian whore just needs to go back her village and tend to her goats. Chris, sometimes too much porn is a bad thing.

#123

Racist ignorant scum, anyone?
what about your poor hungry grandfather who came to the USA from Europe or other country similiar to Kim's, invading the land of the native americans? you are a land bastard and you are an immigrant, and the worst thing is when immigrants like you say someone else who is an immigrant like them should go back to their home land. Did your grandpa leave his goats there? go back take care of them.

119 thank you. I try hard.

124 ay pleez!

I hope there is video of the creampie

Oh shit, I think I just pissed off a gypsy. Don't curse me old woman!

Dear Chris
Thanks for your comment. I'm glad to see that there are men who can write something more original and intelligent than ''I would drink her douche water blah blah blah ............. i'm gonna jerk of ........'' I'm sure you're gonna get hot women anytime you want with this kind of mentality. Not like mister 89...
I'm more like a Kim Kardashian girl than a Jessica Alba one. I have full lips, and D cup boobs. Also, i'm a foreigner. We should have a cup of cofee. ;)

Can you say, "mistake!"? It's fun to accidently impregnate yourself. Real fun. Football! Wee..

I wouldn't trust a guy who's name is "cash" even if my life depended on it. Go, Alba! Starting a family. Strength. Strong mother. Mommy!

#126, 128

I'm 17 and I'm from Europe. Unlike yours, my grandparents weren't poor and hungry, and didn't have to leave their homeland looking for a better life at a foreign, invaded land. And also, my grandparents, unlike yours, didn't have a retarded ignorant grandson/grandaughter they'd be ashamed of.
People like you are the reason why the rest of the world think Americans are retarded, you give the good Americans a bad name and you give your country a bad reputation. You're worthless and useless ignorant scum, no one wants you in Europe and no one wants you in America, they just keep you there because you were born there thanks to your hungry immigrant and unlike you, fighter, grandparents who would be ashamed of you. You don't even know what you are and where you come from. You're a subproduct of retardement, ignorance, and too much American trash TV and that sums up your culture and intelligence. You're worthless than a piece of shit and your brain is pure rotten scum.

this was seriously not so interesting that it had to be one of the only things posted today on this site. if you wanted to take the day off you should just say so.

@131 Lighten up, I'm not the Turks coming to invade your home. Too much trash TV you kidding me? I think it is you who watch too much trash TV. Is Baywatch still a #1 show in your country?

You do understand the purpose of this website? This is called "The Superficial" If you were looking for intellectual fulfillment you're in the wrong place. If you are here to research what to talk about when you come America to drive a cab, then by all means 'welcome'.

PS, please stop spamming this site with you millionaire.com dating schemes. We're on to you!

So will the baby have Cash's IQ and Jessica's looks or the other way around?

#131

If I were your grandparents I'd be ashamed that you're wasting your time on this site instead of filling in your brains with useful information.

Being superficial doesn't mean being racist, mysogynistic, xenophobic or stupid. Too much hateful comments on this site. I hope it is just a catharsis. I hope you guys are not like this for real. Make love, not war. Now I'm gonna go eat some fresh flowers and talk to the trees.

Alas, she is hot nevermore.

Hollywood serves up yet another bastard child ... way to go, Jessica Alba!!!

i swear theres a freaking pregnancy epidemic going on here. Dont celebrities have access to any forms of birth control? Jebus.

Another one self-destructs. Way to go. Couldn't have a drinking problem or a coke habit? Had to get pregnant...

#77 WHY... is that what you did when you came into this world? You are seriously very sick minded!

Oh BY I think Jessica ROCKS !!!!

No No No ...I have a confession to make, I am the father!!!!! You see, Amy Winehouse and I were snorting cocaine one night and Jessica Alba walked in and said, "hey , you two wanna see my clit piercing!" , Well just then Amy went down on me and in a few minutes I blew my load but at that moment Jessica was spreading her naked bottom half to show us her new jewlery and some of my semen got on her pussy.....Oh by the way, Danny Bonaduce eats human flesh....I saw him do it one night at a biker bash.

Your career will officially be over Miss Alba. Pregnancy is going to wreck your body, you will be sporting saggy boobs and stretch marks and varicose veins till the cows come home.

That explains why her boobs looked a little over B cups in her previous pics.

#141

Because #77 wanted to lick his mom's pussy twice on his way out.

I was told she has a profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named (MillMatch.com). I believe it's totally a rumor since she has been busy with her daily stuff for so long. But who knows the truth?

#8 (etc) I dunno. But since it's currently 2007 and time is only going to go forward, it is not a high priority and won't be any time in the future. It has not been for quite a few decades. Please catch up.

Shit, that means someone actually had sex with her. She is really quite ugly.
Her parts work okay separately but together it just doesn't work and she is fug and waaay waaay over-rate.
A butterface if anything, and now she is about to ruin her body. Well, good. I am sick of hearing about this ugly bitch. Next please

This news makes my penis sad. Ahhh...poor penis. I'll click the Back button so you can see Hayden Panettiere in a short blue skirt and thigh high fuck me boots. There, there, you like Hayden, don't you? Yes...she's lifting your spirits! Oh, OK, I'll pet you. Wait...hold on...DON'T SPIT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPIT!

Bad penis!

Cash Warren: Asswipe.

Cash Warren: Douche.

Cash Warren: Toiletseat.

Cash Warren: Nobody.

Cash Warren: Who?

Cash Warren: Idiot.

Cash Warren: Dickbag.

Cash Warren: Scabie.

Cash Warren: Assflap.

Cash Warren: Here Ms. Warren, it's a new baby boy... he looks like a shitwipe, choose a name everyone will like.... hmmmm, I know 'Cash' sounds good.

# 89 XFILE102 you're such a fag! you alwyas talk that much? it's good your wife doens't have to listen to you any more. And oh, if you think I'm fat and ugly, ask me for my myspace link.

# 104 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I totally agree. He sucks! (and I didn't even read it past first two lines). so i guess it didn't get any better lol. thank god, I thought I missed out.

It's a pity that I've come all this way in my life in order to lose all hope and faith in the karmic reward system... Jessica why??

As a poor boy from an obscure eastern European country I made a life in America by working hard as a paper boy and later when I earned a scholarship to a prestigious university I pulled my bootstraps as high as I could and earned a medical doctorate. Between sessions with patients dealing with problems in their endocrine systems I enjoyed an occasional Alba film or two. Now being a specialist meant that I had time to get my Juris Doctorate and pass the state bar in NY and CA. I did pro-bono legal help for under privileged immigrants fighting insurance companies all with the belief that karma would one day allow me the good fortune to win her over. Realizing that having a brain doesn't attract celebrities, I joined a band and we started touring and selling out shows. Now I worked my way up the social circle to get close enough to meet her. We engaged in delightfully empty conversation, and since she was single, we made plans. Then she went running back to this aneurystic clump of ass mass named Cash Warren. Take a look at this ass bag with his asymmetrical eyeballs and physiological features that indicate he has a tiny useless penis. He was a director's assistant for god's sake. That's nothing in the world of acting. He would be further along career wise being a "fluffer".
I'll give her an abortion if she asks for one. And yes abortions do have their good points. I'll be giving them out for free if she carries the baby to term, for all you crazy ultra-religious zealots that read my post... that and your mayonnaise sandwich eating trailer trash relatives, gangsta siblings, or whatever else kind of plebeian scum has a problem with this post. Find Cash a fluffer job!

And Jessica baby, you have my number... do the right thing and use it. I'll marry you and make sure you are taken care of well beyond the Hollywood days.

If she doesn't then it's true.. might as well end it now.. dentist style and postal worker flare... how much would it cost to have a terrorist cell Make Cash Warren their own personal party popper? I'd sell one of my homes for that!

Damn you karma, bad timing, and Cash Fucking Warren... I'm jumping off this bridge..

#153

Hurray! Thank you for the happy ending.

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

OHHHHHHHHHHH

BALLS!

Oops... That means Cash didn't wear a condom. So he must have genital herpes now too.

# 153: why am I having a feeling that XFILE102 and Sven Oljaski are the the same person?...

# 153: why am I having a feeling that XFILE102 and Sven Oljaski are the the same person?...

# 29 can I get a bloody effing AMEN!!!!! tho I do like sin city....as for her "bf" that yellow bastard not marrying her lol

# 29 can I get a bloody effing AMEN!!!!! tho I do like sin city....as for her "bf" that yellow bastard not marrying her lol

I love her teeth . It is said that she and her husband meet there , date with each other.

#148- "Please catch up"? Giggles was just pointing out the fact that having kids pre-marriage is some kind of fashion statement in Hollywood these days - just like adopting kids. No offense, but I think you're the one who needs to catch up on a certain concept... that concept being that just because someone holds an opinion that isn't popular or in-style at the moment, doesn't mean that it is backwards or wrong by default.

Anyhoo, I have to say that I think this is quite a stupid career move on her part. This could be fine in any other career, but this is Hollywood. I bet her body is never going to be the same after this, And worse yet, its not as if she has any acting chops to back it up. How totally unexpected. And right at the height of her career! Kind of sad really.

# 153 do you really think that someone actually read that?

ew...cash warren is uglyuglyugly
i couldnt even accept that they were dating.
and now this...is gross.

#158

And they say women talk more than men.

ok, so alba is pretty no doubt. but gosh, she is not talented! i totally agree when people say that her physical features are the only thing going for her. no, she cannot act. all she is is a pretty face and a fit, but a bit too slender, body. i find it hard that anyone would say shes ugly because she isnt. untalented is more likely to describe her. maybe boring too.

writer your a douche bag

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service seekingsugar.com. it is a site for rich men to date sexy women..

Poor Sven. All that noble effort in vain. Unfortunately, it is like trying to win the Pulitzer or the Nobel Prize in hopes of impressing the vapid Alba. And all you had to be was black -- a real turn on for Hispanic chicks -- and a wannabe director -- a real plus when trying to date actresses. Oh well, you could always move to Texas, throw a rock in any direction and hit a good looking Mexican girl.

listen guys.... Jessica made a big mistake getting pregnent. I do not think its because its a sin or that she does not have the money to support a child. Its because a child is so much responsibility that I really think its a two person job. Unless she wants to retire and devout all her time to her child. Personally I think you should be with someone for 5 years before even thinking about children.

The first sign that this was a bad idea is that they had arguement and now shortly after they are having a baby.....Not wise, i am sorry to say.
And yes there is a good chance that this would ruin her body. I may not too but a lot of women get stretch marks and etc after they have a baby.

As far as looks department shes pretty but very rude. To me storys of her rudeness outweighs her prettyness. Btw Im a female not some horney man say thing -_-.

You do realise this'll make Paris want to breed even more

lol. this thread is hilarious. If only Jessica knew how heartbroken all of these nerds were that she's pregnant. Maybe she'd reconsider.

I saw her in September. I don't guess she was knocked up at the time.

Does she snag a man by getting knocked up, ya think? I thought she dumped him because he wouldn't marry her.

jessica alba is slender with waist and hips and her butt is kind of plump considering her thinness, her face is gorgeous and sweet.
i could believe you were a straight male if you said jessica was hot, but you prefer kim ( you would just be a black man), but to call her ugly and below average.... you are a fag or a fat chick.
63 was dead on.

wow, i mean 122 and 118. ( you are the same person)

http://criticalmiami.com/images/579.jpg

here is her ass 122 and 118.

Muahahahaha, some of you dudes are beyond pathetic. It's sad enough to think that Jessica Alba has hips or a nice body, when she's a bunch of bones, flat ass, flat chest, curveless, cellulite and loose skin, but #174, saying that flat pancake thing filled with cellulite that is hanging Alba calls her ass is plump or nice, I feel pity for you.
You say anyone who thinks Kim Kardashian is 8169864 billion times hotter than Alba (who BTW isn't hot) has to be a black man? Go kill yourself and get out of the closet already you fucking faggot!!! Any straight male would take Kim Kardashian over Jessica Overrated Flatass Alba, black, white or anything in between, and you dare to say that the person who said Kim was hot and Jessica was not is gay or a chick, fuck!!! you truly are a fag!!! And I'd say you're not older than 16, since any man over that age should know how the female body is supposed to look like, what is a nice ass, what curves are, what a pretty face is, etc.

Me I say fuck Alba, I don't care about her or her future kid. I don't think she's hot either, and I too think she's really overrated. Her body sucks, and yes, her butt is ultra flat and gross. She isn't pretty, and she always looks like she was sad or worried or scared, her face is gloomy and her eyes are gloomy and ugly.

TWO CANDID SHOTS:

Kim Kardashian: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1101/1104058613_7d8a9ff4f3.jpg?v=0

Jessica Alba: http://siddman.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/alba.jpg

I wouldn't call Alba flat chested -- she's a small B cup, which is enough. I also wouldn't call Kardashian hot -- to each his own I guess.

Nope, a real person here..

You're right.. she probably has an std...

177- Alba was

Was #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 Babe List. [2001]

Was voted the fifth Sexiest Female Star for 2002 in a Hollywood.com poll.

Vote #4 in the Top 10 Sci-Fi Babes in 2002

Voted in at #6 in FHM's Sexiest Girls of 2002 poll, American edition

Ranked #12 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World"

Measurements: 34-24-34

Named #5 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2005 list.

Ranked #3 on E! Television's 2006 101 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies.

Ranked and Voted #1 by AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women of
2006.

Named #22 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005" special supplement (2005).

Was featured as #5 in Maxim Magazine's "Hot 100 of 2002" supplement

Named #3 in FHM magazine's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006" supplement

Named #2 on Maxim Magazine's "Hot 100 of 2007" supplement

Was ranked #2 on Maxim Magazine's "Hot 100" of the year lists, two years in a row.

Named the "Sexiest Woman Celebrity" by Victoria's Secret.

Voted #1 as the most sexy woman in the world by the Norwegian FHM in 2006 and 2007.

Apparently a lot of people that judge physical beauty think you make no sense.

kardashian is a fleshy urinal

#124 So you are a Native American then? LMFAO!!
Most of America is decended from either Africa or Europe.
So what the fuck

none of it really matters. when someone starts mentioning race out of the blue, and using it as in an insult (online) you ignore them

180.

OH SHUT UP

Those polls mean fuck all. What a big waste of your time to post all that. You must REALLY have a crush on her to go to so much effort to "prove" her hotness with lame pseudo statistics.
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and everyone else who gets called ugly (and are ugly) makes them. Like someone else said, it's just because they are famous.
If you or I got sufficiently famous and enough hype, we would make 40 magazines and "most hot" lists too. Even if we are butt ugly.

There are thousands of people who like fatties, does that make their opinion right? Does that mean they represent the whole population, including you??

What an ugly Mexishit.

i know how ugly right?
apparently she gets paid a lot and ranked as being hot because she is ugly
copy and paste takes no time.
thinking and typing a bunch of jealous shit is a waste of time, when she is widely considered beautiful because of her amazing cute face, hot ass, and amazing smile that is better than most women in hollywood ( where they are paid to be hot ). she even outranks many according to people who are paid to judge looks of famous people and well known models

im exagerrating how hot i think she is. i just think she is not even close to ugly.

leave her alone. She lived a fuller life than all of us combined. If she is not married, who cares, is 2008.

actually 2007.

actually 2007.

what are you talking about you idiot? I haven't spoke to you before!!!
and what are you talking about copy & paste for?!!

No. Alba, she poses for those magazines wearing makeup and fake tan, and veneers and gets airbrushed to death, then when people are asked to vote, they vote for the people they SEE in magazines and who are constantly being hyped up.
One of which would certainly be Alba.. She is almost all hype.

You are really sad, and i'm not jealous, you are just insane and can't handle the truth. I didn't actually say she was ugly at all. I said she was over-rated, and even PEOPLE considered ugly (by other people, not ME) are constantly being complimented for their beauty in Hollywood. It is a fact. You know i'm right. Ignore it again if you must.
Also, models are not supposed to be known for their beauty generally, Eg: if you are talking about Kate Moss, she is not pretty, and she was there to be a hanger for clothes and a canvas for makeup. Gisele has not got a pretty face either. So your point is moot there. Just get over it, honestly.
I could easily make up stuff like you are doing but there's no need.
Maybe you could at least actually answer what I said in the last paragraph of my last post, if you feel inclined to come back and argue some more.

I forgot to say I am talking to poster 185/180

who likes fatties? i don't see fatties in maxim and stuff magazine, or fhm.
i like her face, and she wears simple makeup compared to many who are trying to be hot, and i have never seen a woman who is below average compared to random people at #1 on askmen.com.
i've seen candids of her at the beach where her body looks awesome, i don't think she uses as much airbrushing as the majority. ahem, jlh.

im done with this cause it is pointless. millions of people think she is hot as hell, thats why there is hype in the first place, you don't agree... as do many others apparently.

#193

there's a difference between being fat, being a stick with an androgynous body, and having a sexy, curvy, womanly body, which isn't skinny but is perfect (like Kim Kardashian's). Learn that, it's not wether one extreme or the other.

You say no one (or most people) likes fat women, but neither do they like curveless sticks with androgynous bodies that may as well belong to an 11 year old boy, like Alba's. You may not be into a womanly body and may find a body with flat boobs, a flat butt and a waist almost as wide as the hips to be a great body, but what most males and men (and women) in general consider to be attractive and a nice body is a hourglass womanly body, with a small waist, hips kinda bigger than the waist, round nice ass, big boobs. That's the total opposite of Alba's body.

There's a difference between not wearing much makeup and wearing natural makeup. Jessica Alba may go for a "natural" or "not too much" makeup look when she does public appearances on the red carpet and such, but she is completely coated in makeup like others, and even more than others, and trust me, she's been sitting getting her makeup done by a professional makeup artist for at least 2 hours before you see her (and then sum the hairdresser and stylist up). In movies and promo pics, hell... honestly, I don't think I know of any other actress that gets so much makeup, so much fake stuff done, so much airbrushing and so much digital enhancing. She gets so terribly photoshoped and airbrushed after being completely coated in makeup and after having so much fake stuff done and put on her that I've seen people say "she doesn't look like herself". And that's so true... you may be used to seeing her with different looks, but no one can deny that in candid and red carpet pictures (any not photoshoped / airbrushed / not professional picture) she looks NOTHING like the way she looks in some of her movies (Sin City, Fantastic 4, etc), to the point it could be a different person. Fantastic 4 for example, she was wearing contacts, wig, gallons and coats and coats of makeup, she was completely airbrushed and digitally enhanced, so much more than any other actress has ever been in a movie.

I've never seen Adriana Lima's or Kim Kardashian's beauty to be questioned or I've never seen anyone say it's overrated, but with so, sooo many people (more than the opposite) saying Jessica Alba is very overrated and not that pretty or hot at all, that must mean something. Don't forgot she's a selling product after all, and the media wants you to believe she's hot so you'll give them money, but that doesn't mean she is.
Personally I don't find her to be anything special at all. I don't think she's hot at all, and I don't think she's pretty. Not ugly either, but definitely not pretty. She is really overrated and of course there's millions of way prettier and hotter girls than her. Some people just get so celebrity-struck and obsessed and tend to idolize celebrities when they're no better than normal people.

#192 --->look at the comment above, it was for you, not for 193 (myself).

If anyone is interested, her earrings are Jacob & Co. 212-719-5887.

# 193 it's funny how you put Kardashian and Adriana Lima on the same level. are you serious? You seriously think that that big-tittied frog with ridiculously huge ass is just as beautiful as Adriana? her huge cottage cheese thighs alone are revolting already not to mention her plastic face. I don't think Alba is hot at all but at least she didn't cut off her beak like KK did. talking about natural beauty...

She will always be cute and pretty.

Isn't Balls Mahoney the name of that hick wrestler? So, Fish, fancy a fat sweaty and hairy guy in ripped denim shorts piledriving you in your lovedbed tonight?

oh my god! FHM surveys (or Hello, or whoever) are representative of their 'readers' so-called opinions. That is a small minority of the population.
Naturally they are going to pick the people who feature in the magazines a lot.
That's the whole reason people pose in those magazines and those stupid surveys do not make for a good way to... gather statistics.

Who likes fatties?? A LOT of people.
That is my point. I don't mean people who are said to be overweight like maybe Britney just now.
I mean actual FAT to obese people. The fat fetishists. I just wanted to make the point that there are all kinds of people who like different things, some downright gross.

You saying that 'millions' of people find her hot is kind of irrelevant as proof of her hotness considering that millions of people think lots of stupid shit is good.
That the world is flat. Being racist is okay. That obese people are sexy. Etc Etc.
Whatever. I don't really care that much. But interestingly I still haven't met anyone in real life who thinks Jessica Alba is hot.
Hype is hype. The meaning of hype is where the talk about something in the media is far more than the actual talk or interest with the public. In some cases it is all hype. Like Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. No one gives a shit about them but the press keep talking about them. Same with Alba. (imo.. I guess) I knew this bullshit was going to happen when it was announced she was pregnant, that 'men would be upset' WHAT MEN?? Show me them!!
Hopefully she will fade away completely now.

What is wrong with the clearly jealous person who writes essays in the same writing style pretending to be different people?? Does your boyfriend think Alba is hot or something? Natural and fresh looking beauty is timeless.
I KNOW that you have been hating on her for a while now, your essays are on every blog article on Jessica Alba. Always making the same comments.
Your boyfriend is prob jacking off thinking of her in her bikini pics.
I showed her picture to my boyfriend, expecting him to think she was hot, because DUH- 99.9% of guys worldwide think she is HOT. You are a girl, though you pretend to be "Chris." (Qualified expert analysis of your postings.)
Instead of being so jealous, why don't you go to the gym and better yourself?
Out of all other celebrities, I feel like she is the most human in her public image.

you might be right #200. I am a lover.
I have never met another man that thought she was less than hot. and while i could see how kardashian is hot to people, i have heard people call her ugly and fat and hairy etc.

this person who hate alba loves kim kardashian, nearly all the comments hating her mention kim kardashian.

I thought that these two had permanently terminated their relationship. I inwardly smiled when I learned that they had. There was something irritating about it.

Is Cash Warren an artiste pseudonym? A cash warren sounds like what is below a good Swiss bank.

In my opinion there is something wrong with this relationship, a mismatch. Cash Warren looks as if he would be much better partnered with Nelly Furtado, Beyonce Knowles or Shakira to name a few.

If these two have their child will they name it Wallace (of Wallace and Gromit)? Or will they name it Damian - quite a fashionable name.

These two are definitely NOT a match made in Heaven (I DO know that there is no such place).

For $795 at www.alloccasionsplanning.com/docs/web_consult.pdf there is a Wedding package available. Or is this too cheap? This shebang is cheap, if you ask me.

Wow, she got knocked up. I wonder how this will affect her career since she it a shitty actress?

This isn't an accomplishment people. She just let him break in her. No grand plan needed there. Soon she will begin to looked fucked up. THink of her as the new britney spears.

Hey girls, aren't you tired of those debate about women's beauty? I mean, there are no debate about how men should look or should not. How big must their muscles be, or how long must their dick be. Come on guys, how would you feel if we ask you to look like a combo of Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Rocco Zifredi and (insert hot guy name)...
Can we just be ourselves without being compare with someone who has been photoshope 10 times and got liposuccion, lifting, nosejob, boobjob etc. You win, ok? We can't win against Jessica or Kim. They are both ''perfect'' in some standard. But a normal girl can't (some can, bitches) be that perfect. It is call nature. And you guys are far from perfection with your tiny dicks, your manboobs, your hairy butts and your baldness. Stop asking for something you can't give.

Some prefer Jessica Alba, some prefer Kim Kardashian. Thats it. Nuff said. Respect other people's taste and just stop saying things like : ''she is the most beautiful girl in the world and everybody who doesn't agree is a fat jaleous girl or a total gay.''
Come on, only teenagers have the right to be that childish. Maybe we can debate about this ''red is the most beautiful color in the world and everybody who doesn't agree is blind or gay'' Or ''broccoli is the better vegetable in the world and everybody who doesn't agree is a fatty who only eats at Mcdonald's or a gay''.

Anyway,

Someone remember this movie : ''Never been kissed'' with Drew Barrymore? Jessica Alba played a total bitch in this movie. But she looked really different. She was not that skinny. She was incredibly stunning and perfect, but she had a JLo butt and some hips. And she became famous with this body.
Just to proove that what with find attractive can change. It depends on whats popular. And sometimes we don't listen to our own taste. I would never find a guy who got all waxed up beautiful, even if its popular. I like a natural men.
I can understand that some men find her attractive the way she is now. But i'm sure that a lot of men would prefer a curvier women to be their girlfriend.
I know a lot of guys who prefer chubby girls who says that Jessica Alba is the Hottest girl. And when I asked them why, they are like '' daaaaaaaaaa''. They don't know why. They just do what some tell them to do.
The things is, i'm not trying to modify your judgment. I'm trying to help you using it. Stop acting like everyone else. I'm sure some of you say she is hot cause you want to do like everybody does. Maybe you should start thinking by yourself. Some of you will find that Jessica Alba really is hot. And some of you will realise she's not. And thats great.

she is going to be a happy mom, but gals at http://pinkmingle.com say that they feel boring when being together with kkid or little baby.... is it a social problem?

wow.. i cant believe the topic about jessica being pregnant turned into judging her appearance. SHe IS beautiful with or with out makeup. Her body is unique not like many girls, her face is nothing compared to any other actresses although she can work on her acting.. but one of the most important parts of being an actress/actor is looking good for the camera. If anything, all that makeup makes her look worse.. she doesn't need ANY.. look at her candids where shes at the gym,store or at the airport where she forgets her makeup, she is truly a natural beauty. If you CANT find a simple bad picture of her because it doesn't exist you cant take th e claim that all the airbrushing makes her beautiful because it isn't true. She is liked because she is natural and doesn't let all the makeup and glam get to her head she couldnt care less if ppl thought she was unattractive because she doesnt try so hard to "look" good when she is going out offset. she doesnt even put on makeup or the best clothes which proves it. If you dont think she is beautiful then thats your opinion. everyone has their definition of beautiful, and lucky for her most men think of her when the word beauty or hot is mentioned and that says a lot.

Of course she is being judged on by how well she looks. Thats her only merit. You all act as if her getting pregnant is some kind of special miracle or some shit.

Now that her tight body is going to fade, its time to find someone hotter. She will probably be a shitty mother or follow her latino roots and become another loud mouthed crack whore.

She was a frigid bitch, now she is going to be a knocked up frigid bitch.

#200

I think chicks like your are pathetic. That Jessica Alba is prettier and hotter than you doesn't mean that she's a 'super hot chick all guys are going to like'. And it's really sad that your only way of making yourself feel better about your ugly self is by pretending you admit 'she's hot', hence 'you're not jealous so you're not a ugly fat bitch'. Even more pathetic is that you say to other women that 'they're jealous' or that 'your boyfriend probably finds her hot and is jacking off blah blah blah' when they say they don't think certain woman is hot. C'mon girl, you're worse than pathetic. Teenage jerks who know nothing about women and who never get laid are the only ones retarded enough to say such retarded, misogynist shit, but a female, to other female? Go shot yourself in the head you pathetic ugly bitch. You probably watch way too much MTV and read way too much Cosmo. You know you're ugly and pathetic and your only way of feeling good about yourself and feeling accepted is by acting like 'you're cool' and saying 'oh yeah she's hot' to men about random chicks that you think are supposed to be hot, when you have no idea what a hot woman is, so they won't call you a 'fat ugly jealous bitch'.
Women are entitled to their own opinions as much as men, and that a woman finds another woman unattractive and complains about her not being hot, doesn't mean she's jealous at all, she could be way hotter and more beautiful than the person or other woman they dislike, it simply means they think they are not hot, get it? You don't need to be a male to say you think a woman is not hot and not be jealous of her, women can too. Do you think Amy Winehouse is not hot? oh you're such a fat jealous bitch and you're boyfriend is jacking off to pictures of Amy in her bra!!
Women know what hot is and what's not hot too, you loser, that they are women doesn't stop them from it and it doesn't make their opinion less valid.
And BTW, I highly doubt a person who says Jessica Alba is not hot and Kim Kardashian is is a jealous bitch or needs to go to the gym. If they said both were not hot, maybe (maybe not too, as everyone has their taste), but if they were jealous bitches they'd have a lot more reasons to be jealous of Kim Kardashian, IMO, and they are not, so I guess that doesn't mean they are jealous. Women are already very bashed these days and have to suffer a lot of misogynist shit from men, it's sad that a -woman- like you is so misogynist and stupid that keeps isulting and bashing her own gender. You have also a lot of time on your hands to read, 'examine' and 'study' all posts on TheSuperficial, I'd say stop reading TheSuperficial so much and stop taking it so seriously because it's affecting your brain and causing serious damage on it, get out a little more and get a life girl.

Kim Kardashian really is a fleshy urinal.

Okay so I was on the phone with anthropology Dr. friend of mine, and apparently Middle eastern (arabs/persians) (camel jockies/rag heads to some) and Mexicans have basically the same genetic make up. I guess apparently they are all some Asian mixed with white.

Thanks #169 I took your advice and flew to San Antonio for the weekend. I ended up throwing the rock and attracted a sweet 19 year old Mexican chick named Maria. She liked my complete ignorance of her culture and my ability to make her feel like only a med school grad can. What sealed the deal was the fake card I gave her with an eagle and a bunch of numbers printed on green paper, and an ebay ring. Luckily she thinks I'm from Long Island, so I wont have to worry about her showing up in El Cajon.

It never would have worked though... she couldn't hack her new identity as Jessica... kept saying "Soy Yessika" over and over..

#210

Good for you. Since she's only 19 and did not have sex with Derek Jater, hopefully she doesn't have genital herpes. You can break up with a girlfriend, get a divorce from your wife, desert your spouse, or disappear to a different country if you're later not happy with your woman. But if a woman gives you genital herpes, you're stuck with it for life.

#200

The fact that someone as rich as Jessica Alba and supposedly so popular could not make her boyfriend of more than two years commit to her and made her resort to a possibly shotgun wedding should really tell you how valuable she is as a person. Either that or Cash is a complete asshole. However, if Cash were in fact an asshole, I frankly have zero respect for a woman staying with one for that long. So, in each possible scenario, we can safely deduce that Jessica Alba has not much inner values.

BTW, in case you think I'm the same person as "Chris", I'm not. Also, I know a few women who are named Chris, so she might never have intended to use that name to throw people off.

I personally think Jessica is more attractive physically than Kim Kardarshian, but Jessica's public comments have been so boring and idiotic that I could completely understand why her Yale graduate boyfriend could not commit to her.

#210 - if you took any basic history class you'd know that Spaniards mostly all originated from Arabs, which would mean that all Spanish and Portuguese people have some Arab lineage in them, and guess who traveled across the ocean and colonized South America and parts of Central America?
Lo and behold: The Spanish and Portuguese.
So that makes sense.

As for Jessica Alba being pregnant: big. fucking. deal.

Her career is dead. Her boyfriend's a jack-ass. She has more money than she'll ever need. Now move along and find someone new to obsess about. I come on this site looking for nice clothes (I admit it, I'm a girl and I fucking love clothes) and all I find are 14 year old boys and 25 year old girls dissing each other. Shit, all of you go out and get a life and leave me to my clothes hunting!!

In all seriousness though, I'm glad she's having a kid. She had nothing else going for her, so maybe this kid will bring her happiness because knowing that millions of 12 year old boys (and some girls) jerking off to your "work" didn't make her happy, so maybe this finally will. :)

I found a picture of the hater!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hollywoodplastic/326824790/in/set-72057594113399727/

Not surprised at all!

Some of you people here are childish and ridiculous beyond words.

#214 you truly need a life, stop searching for random pictures of people online and making them public on The Superficial saying 'I found a picture of the hater' WTF? you need a life and you have issues. And beware because if that woman in the picture you posted finds out, she could sue you and you may get in trouble.

#200 qualified expert analysis of all comments on The Superficial?? muahahahahahah loser!! you truly need a life too, and you need to stop being such a dork. If there was ever a female version of the teen jerks whose sexual life and the closest they have ever been to a woman is basically jerking off to pictures online, that'd be you. Be careful, your boyfriend may be banging that hot (unlike you) coworker of his or some hot (unlike you) chick while you are reading and making expert analysis of The Superficial and its comments.

#210 a fleshy urinal? that 'fleshy urinal' is the highest you could aim for in your life, and you won't ever get even a 1% close. And WTF is wrong with Ebay?

You people need to get over yourselves and over your celebrity obsession. Normal people who isn't famous doesn't appear in FHM's or Maxim's or whatever's hot lists because they simply aren't famous and don't have even the chance to. That doesn't mean there aren't millions of women who aren't celebrities and who are way hotter and prettier than Jessica Alba and other celebrities that get praised by the media and appear in those lists. Normal women usually don't have the chance to get ultra airbrushed and digitally enhanced in professional pictures and movies and of getting the best makeup and look possible done by the best professional makeup artists, stylists and hairdressers in the world. Jessica Alba is really overrated and she's no better than your average decent looking woman. Do you honestly think that she's any better or that she'd be considered any hotter if she wasn't famous? of course not. Her boyfriend refused to commit to her, and she went back to him begging to take her back again 2 weeks later after she contracted herpes. A month later she got knocked-up (intentional?). Do you think her boyfriend doesn't jerk off thinking of other women and thinks there's a lot of girls hotter and prettier than her? of course he does. She doesn't do any better than any average woman, and the reasons why her boyfriend wants her are very different to the reasons the celebrity obsessed jerks who post on this website could ever imagine.
Pictures don't lie and the truth is this is how Jessica Alba looks without her makeup, airbrushing and digitally enhancing. Imagine how she looks when she wakes up in the morning. Ya'll see random hotter chicks than her walking down the street daily and you know it. Stop fantasizing about things that don't exist and idolizing things to stupid levels. That she's a celebrity doesn't make her any better:

http://i12.tinypic.com/80q26ol.jpg

Pictures don't lie and the truth is this is how Jessica Alba looks without her makeup, airbrushing and digitally enhancing. Imagine how she looks when she wakes up in the morning. Ya'll see random hotter chicks than her walking down the street daily and you know it. Stop fantasizing about things that don't exist and idolizing things to stupid levels. That she's a celebrity doesn't make her any better:

http://i11.tinypic.com/6l4b4go.jpg

Pictures don't lie and the truth is this is how Jessica Alba looks without her makeup, airbrushing and digitally enhancing. Imagine how she looks when she wakes up in the morning. Ya'll see random hotter and way prettier chicks than her walking down the street daily and you know it. Stop fantasizing about things that don't exist and idolizing things to stupid levels. That she's a celebrity doesn't make her any better:

http://i10.tinypic.com/733k5qf.jpg

LMAO @ 128. Hate all yall want that shit was funny! LMAO Gypsy! Borat ftw.

And Jessica just lost a shitload of points. Now we know she's a shallow shell like most women out there...he didn't want to marry her, so she "tried" another guy on for size, he didn't work out, so she suckered cash into getting her knocked up. All of a sudden her birth control pills didn't work right?

Partially his fault though. Women can be so malevolent.

#215, 216, 217 - At least put up some better pics to back up your statement. In the ones you put up she doesn't really look bad, she just looks like a gangly dude. And who are you to say that's not beautiful.

Merry Christmas and I hope you enjoy this -

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/12/jessica-alba-is-a-natural-beauty.html

Cash is a half shit because now he's going to have to marry a bitch who, if doesn't have a c-section will have one busted up pussy.

@215... (Who did you say needs to "get a life"?)

How long did it take you to write this dissertation?
Your intelligence is most impressive regarding matters of lawsuits. I imagine you must also be some kind of network analyst and expert in IP packet technology.

BTW, I know it is irrelevant, but I just want to gloat that I work out and eat whatever I want all day, stand at 5' 3" 115 lbs, with 13% bodyfat! And my boyfriend is hot and everything great a man could be.

Jessica Alba has my respect for a few reasons.

Okay PEOPLE, everyone gather around and listen to what i have to say. Apparently all of you who strongly write hate messages to each other and that is im moral. If you can so brutally attack someone and deliberately try to devalue them as people for whatever flaw or weakness they may have then you need to re-evaulute yourselves because that is WRONG. Look how nasty human nature is and the amount of perversion talk over another human being is just psychopathic (Jessica alba) All of you are dis-connected from reality and the truth. ANd to end this argument on Is or isn't she hot well beauty and hotness is in the eyes of the beholder. EVERY CHICK of all types HAVE FLAWS and may look extremely hot one day and extremely ugly the next. AND LOOKS IS SUCH SHALLOW THING TO PLACE IMPORTANCE ON ANYHOW. Knowing and loving people is waht matters. are brains over the flesh. I saw jessica alba up close and she is just another nice woman who could be hot, sexy , beautiful whatever, everyone has that potential because their is a type for for everyone. And no one is perfect ,one super hot woman that is tall with blonde eyes may have an ugly vagina while a fat latin girl may have the best looking vagina , but who cares? their is more to a person then who can win the best aesthectic part competition. AS for adriana lima well she has an ugly smile with fucked up teeth and really long skinny legs that just look sakward , but some guys think thats perfection where i personaly think jessica alba's smile is much cuter and nicer but apparently alot of you think she is hideous. I bet if all you haters got to know jessica alba personally you would view her as a person not an ugly whore. Its easy to judge something you dont know base all your feelings on something that is not real then hate it. How do you knwo that jessica alba wouldn't save your life if she was in the right situation with you, would you hate it? no you would love her. Once you think about what matters in life then you wont care so much about the flesh and then learn to grow a heart and a soul and look at woman beyond something other than is it good to fuck? because you can view woman and see so much more than that. And once you fall in love with someone then you wont give a fuck how they look and that's a promise. As for the men that decieve themselves into thinking sleeping with so called "hot" woman is their key to happiness well those men are terribly empty inside not too mention insecure and scared of being loved or not finding someone to love them or feel they are worthy of being loved. Now I am sure that all i will get from writing this is some brutal insults because thats what people rather do is hurt others then respect and love them. This world is coming to the end and spiritually people are becoming more and more selfish. So call me all the insults you want like being fat with no job or I dont get any rather. Because we put others down rather then listen. But one question for all of you, dont you atleast think i speak somewhat of the truth and make a good point? Bottom line is we're all equal and fragile with problems , so lets just love eachother and not hurt anyone anymore. too much pain in the world and why cause someone pain? Does everyone want to be hilter? or a rapist? by talking about woman like they are just tits and ass? is that really right? i highly doubt you view your daughters or sisters like that or how about yourself? would you like to be considered nothing but a hole to fuck?