Dec 4 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt wants you to wear a bikini
Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t too happy about all the attention she’s been receiving after some unflattering bikini pics of her in Hawaii surfaced. The pictures overshadowed her engagement to Ross McCall which prompted Jennifer to do some blogging:
This is the last time I will address this subject.
I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful. What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong.Xoxo
JLH
Dear JLH,
Thank you for encouraging women of all sizes to wear bikinis. You have provided me with job security for the foreseeable future and I can sleep soundly tonight on my albino tiger skin sheets inside my solid gold house.
[Insert symbols for boob-grabbing here]
The Superficial Writer
P.S. My robot made of diamonds is also thankful that he won’t have to be powered down and thrown in the dumpster. He’d thank you himself if he wasn’t busy cooking me pancakes and writing this post while I drink my weight in bourbon. Yeah, type that stuff good, robot. Or I’ll punch you like a roast beef sandwich. Hey, check this out. I think I peed in the dishwasher again. *laughs* I totally did. No one appreciates the wicked cool stuff I do. *cries* Hold me close, diamond robot, you understand me. What with your strong, shiny arms like my own. Wait, are you still typing?
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Reader Comments
1. tommy salami - December 4, 2007 9:04 AM
first u sniveling cunts.face it she is fat now
2. kingnormandy - December 4, 2007 9:05 AM
She just totally beat you down, and that is all you can come up with? Nice work. Wow Jennifer Love Hewitt just kick your ass. How sad for you. She only looks bad in a bikini, but you got it handed to you by someone who stared in Party of five and the Ghost Whisperer.
Good luck sleeping tonight.
3. veggi - December 4, 2007 9:09 AM
Jennifer - congratulations on finding a guy willing to buy the COW. Nice milk, by the way.
4. Pete - December 4, 2007 9:10 AM
"She just totally beat you down" what, did she fall on him?
5. HBO - December 4, 2007 9:10 AM
She is so cute in the pictures!! what a babe!Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site.
Is she single??
6. cathy - December 4, 2007 9:15 AM
Oh how I admire this woman for saying this. The media are the reason we have size 0 - and they fuel this obsessive nature for young girls. If u have a butt, boobs, whatever, be happy with yourself, as long as u have someone who loves u and your family loves who gives a SHIT WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS. I LOVE THIS WOMAN
7. uhm - December 4, 2007 9:18 AM
from the chest up shes pretty hot. oddly her face doesnt appear to be affected at all. still very pretty girl.
i dont know about her bad angles comment. what would be a good angle?
8. yukadoozer - December 4, 2007 9:33 AM
OK, SelfRighteous Sniveling Saint of IHOP and Jimmy Dean.
Is she auditioning for leader of the Youth Obesity Epidemic? Go Diabetes!
9. alan - December 4, 2007 9:34 AM
Oh no, here come all the fatties with their "go girl!" shouted out between bon-bons.
10. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 9:35 AM
Aw, c'mon. Drop it, everybody.
Guys are fat and slobbering everywhere and it's acceptable. Who really gives a shit, anyway...
She's cute. Whatever.
Next.
11. VimGander - December 4, 2007 9:37 AM
Content aside, how impressive is it that she appears to have a better than rudimentary command of the English language? As Lindsay would say, she is an adequite communicator...
12. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 9:39 AM
Oh, and just for the record, finding gristle in your chicken salad sandwich is puke-worthy.
13. boris the spider - December 4, 2007 9:41 AM
you people call THAT fat? for petesake what is she like a size 6 or 8? she is NOT fat! she was SKINNY before...now she's just, well.....NORMAL! i seriously think that was a horrible choice of bikini for her...especially the top that shouldn't be worn by anyone with more than a b cup...she has a huge chest, and the bikini top should've been chosen more carefully. other than that i say she's as hot as ever!
14. RichPort - December 4, 2007 9:41 AM
Yea, she may be a bit flabby in the caboose, but I'd still ride her like a pickup with faulty shocks on a bumpy mountain road. Because everyone knows fat girls have to try harder to keep a man.
# 6 - Hey cathy, eat a few dozen salads, porky. I hate adults that rite lyke teenz. Go 2 h3ll. Ur opinion haz ofishulee bin cancilled.
15. LayDeeBug - December 4, 2007 9:43 AM
She just killed herself for even acknowledging the bullshit peopLE are saying about her.
Honey, don't you know by acknowleging it, you are also acknowledging that you are ashamed of your body as well and you wish you wer still that little pinup girl (though I've never seen your appeal).
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WRITE BACK, STUPID!
16. yukadoozer - December 4, 2007 9:43 AM
Fat/sloppy men are acceptable(NFL Football-duh.) b/c women are judged primarily on their looks since the beginning of time. Go start your free-to-be-you-and-me movement elsewhere.
17. Darken - December 4, 2007 9:44 AM
Bad angles? Yeah your right because from the front your ass doesn't block the sun?
18. JLH Is A Hypocritic Liar Trying to Look Like A Hero - December 4, 2007 9:51 AM
Size 2, my ass. Honey, you're not supposed to be in denial about your true size if you're telling other girls to love their bodies.
This is "for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image." Yeah, right, that's why you had to say your cellulites were due to "bad angles." If you truly loved your body, sweetheart, you wouldn't have said anything about that bad angles crap.
Why don't you just admit that you freaked out because your non-photoshopped exposed ass and thighs are now shown all over the world?
19. Aly - December 4, 2007 9:52 AM
Is she trying to suggest she is a size 2? Because she's not. She isn't fat, but she is bigger than a size 2 for sure.
20. Not convinced - December 4, 2007 9:53 AM
I love how she talks about being a size 2. Not that I think she is really fat but the poor love isn't a size 2 either (unless she meant Liar Land size 2)
21. vomit, her thighs are disgusting. she needs to get off her ass. - December 4, 2007 9:55 AM
she is fat.
her lower body is revolting, and it is even creepier that her top doesn't match it at all.
her cellulite is foul.
if britney is fat ( like everyone says ), jlh is morbidly obese.
look at the pictures in the bikini. don't blame it on the bikini... it was not designed to cover massive cottage cheese thighs.
i don't understand her reference to a size 2. is she saying that is the size of the pants she wears? because that would be a lie. there isn't a snow ball's chance in hell she can wear a size 2 jeans.
why are people defending this shit, and quick to point out other celebrity flaws. i have never seen a celebrity under 30 look so below average in a bathing suit.
this pear shaped loser doesn't even make sense, and she is not empowering all fat women... she the ones with tits waist and ass. if you are shaped like a block, don't go to the beach she thinks.
22. The new size 2 - December 4, 2007 9:56 AM
Maybe she's a size 2 at Chico's.
23. RichPort - December 4, 2007 9:56 AM
I dunno folks... she felt like a size 2 when she was sitting on my face. I don't know what you're talking about.
24. mike - December 4, 2007 9:58 AM
she's nice. if she threw herself at me i would hardly say no. but she wouldn't be throwing herself at me, which is a shame. oh well.
(i wonder how many of the big talkers on here have hotter girlfriends or wives?)
25. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 10:00 AM
Maybe it WOULD take a lot of pounding to get to the bottom of that (ass), but, damn, that "engagement" rock sure is small (a size 2?)
26. what? - December 4, 2007 10:01 AM
#10.
do you ever read the shit people say about celebs on here?
women in 1000 times better shape than her are called fat on a regular basis. just because this one is boring and has less of a career doesn't mean she is off the hook.
27. Kia - December 4, 2007 10:01 AM
Unless she's 4 feet tall there is no way that girl is a size 2. Size 12 maybe.
28. Kia - December 4, 2007 10:01 AM
Unless she's 4 feet tall there is no way that girl is a size 2. Size 12 maybe. Lying about your size doesn't empower other women either.
29. mrs.t - December 4, 2007 10:04 AM
She's a 2 if she's 4'9".
Agree with LaDeeBug- responding was a very bad call.
30. mrs.t - December 4, 2007 10:06 AM
Is Chico's for fat women? I never see anyone going in there....
31. I Love You fergemauster - December 4, 2007 10:06 AM
#25 LOL
Usually, the bigger the ass, the smaller the rock...
32. Chris - December 4, 2007 10:08 AM
Let me see if I get this right - Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has made a living flaunting parts of her body, is now upset that other parts of her body are being scrutinized?
33. lux - December 4, 2007 10:09 AM
She is not a size 2. 4 maybe.
34. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 10:10 AM
Love makes you bigger, people. And she is clearly in love.
35. Ruby - December 4, 2007 10:11 AM
@ Superfish
What's with the peeing in the dishwasher? That's like the 3rd time I see using that one which just makes me think it might actually be true. Dude, you need to lay of the sause. Everyone knows that if you have to pee while intoxicated, you do it on your neighbours porch.
36. not impressed - December 4, 2007 10:13 AM
good call #21.
#24 unless you are one of the old uglies in society, your prob could have gotten someone hotter, with less of a weezel face and crater monster thighs.
she isn't hot now just because she had long hair and hot body in a movie 5 years ago. and as for boobs... my maid has them as well.
lux.. look at the pics... size 12 min. ( in pants )
37. fuferge - December 4, 2007 10:14 AM
34
Fuck your comments. You seem like a very angry hateful bitch.
38. Bruce - December 4, 2007 10:19 AM
A size 2, she wishes. Dream on Babe. She is a porker and needs to lose about 25 pounds. Notice her non-formfitting coat. She is trying to cover up the extra weight she gained over Thanksgiving. She'd better call Jenny!
39. woodhorse - December 4, 2007 10:21 AM
favorite writing in awhile. The lines between Fish and God are beginning to blur.
40. Another Hypocrite Bites the Dust - December 4, 2007 10:24 AM
JLH to fat women is like Larry Craig to gays.
41. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 10:29 AM
#37, I love you.
42. Morticia - December 4, 2007 10:36 AM
Size 2 my ass. Only if size 10 is the new size 2.
43. The White Urkel - December 4, 2007 10:38 AM
# 37 you are a fucking retard. Take your finger out of your ass and go get a real job.
Who the hell cares if she is fat or not. She still has more money than all of us on this post put together. It's not like any of you have to sleep with her.
Let's talk about more important things like illegal immagration, muslim terrorist or shaved / not shaved cootch!
44. Kim - December 4, 2007 10:50 AM
Thank you #10.
All of the guys on this site that pick on the "fat" girls are probalby all nasty hairy and fat.
But then again, society says it's OK for a guy to be a complete slob, but a woman has to be a perfect size 0 to be accepted.
I'm not saying that I'm for all women to go out an get fat, but that being a size 5 should be considered normal.
45. nice people make me sick - December 4, 2007 10:57 AM
# 37 you are a fucking retard. Take your finger out of your ass and go get a real job.
Who the hell cares if she is fat or not. She still has more money than all of us on this post put together. It's not like any of you have to sleep with her."
i feel like you are at the wrong god damn website if that shit is all you have to say.
i could put that shit on britney spears posts too. do you see people say about her? and she is rich too. so are all celebs pretty much.
46. ugh! - December 4, 2007 10:59 AM
44-
why do you bring up a size 5. look at the bikini pics.
this chic would be a size 10 on a good day ( in pants ).
47. ugh! - December 4, 2007 10:59 AM
44-
why do you bring up a size 5. look at the bikini pics.
this chic would be a size 10 on a good day ( in pants ).
48. alan - December 4, 2007 11:00 AM
#44- thinking a size 5 should be considered normal is why America has an obesity epidimic. How about we don't lower the standards and we let people know when they've packed on a few and need to hit the gym? It's not a comment on your worth as a person, it just means you need to slow the eating and put some work in.
49. LayDeeBug - December 4, 2007 11:05 AM
#22, that was HIL-AR-I-OUS!!!!
50. Penitent Tangent - December 4, 2007 11:07 AM
gah a size 2 isn't fat.
i've actually have yet to date a size 0 and let me tell you something...size 0 has no fucking curves, why? I don't know, all my size 0 friends are curve less twigs.
however, the last two girls i've dated are a size 2 and holy crap where they goddesses...
I just don't understand all the damn superficiality, as if you idiots who are totally boohooing the fact that she's not a twig were the most attractive pieces...
I guess i respect women, regardless of size.
51. Will You Marry Me, fergernauster? - December 4, 2007 11:08 AM
#41
I was the one writing #31. And your #41 comment made me love you even more...
52. Please Don't Tell Me You Can't Tell That She's A Liar - December 4, 2007 11:13 AM
#50
I'm sure size 2 women are goddesses. But JLH is in no way size 2. Her denial of it really shows that she's just another bimbo. I don't give a damn what size she is, but please don't be such a hypocrite liar: size 2 and bad angles. How pathetic.
53. Kim - December 4, 2007 11:14 AM
#46, 47
I brought up size 5 cuz that's what size I wear. And I'm far from fat! Yeah, maybe you can't see every rib and hip bone, but I thought that was anorexic looking, J.Lo.Hew is definitely a size 10 if compared to me.
Bring on the fat comments!
A woman who is 5'4" and weighs 125 lbs is in the middle of the normal healthy weight. (look up a BMI chart) If I was 99 lbs like society wants I would be considered dangerously underweight. Thank you but I'd rather be considered healthy than anorexic.
54. her ass is WIDE and she has thighs with dimples for weeks - December 4, 2007 11:18 AM
SHE IS NO WAY IN HELL A SIZE 2!!
LOOK AT THE DAMN BATHING SUIT PICTURES.
55. theselleck - December 4, 2007 11:19 AM
#21 you are fucking screwed up. i don't know if you are a straight male commenter, but if you are and you are expecting to find a totally cellulite free woman...good luck. you'll be alone for a long time. you may not find it attractive but to call it disgusting and act like it's a crime is pathetic, and almost all women have some. i personally would like to have a life and not worry myself sick about every meal i eat, instead of exercising in case i develop a lump or wobbly tummy that some fuckwit on the other end of a computer monitor thinks is wrong, but i can't because fuckwits like you DO exist. so i hate my body even though i'm not fat. and if you are not male and in fact a self-hating woman, you should be ashamed of yourself.
as for jennifer - she may have wide hips, but you're only fat if you've got overspill over the top of your waistband. anyone that thinks that's fat is fucked up. and don't give that 'this is a celeb bashing site, if you'd don't like it leave'. true but when the slagging always seems to be about women's weight and the fact they have like ONE wrinkle, and then that's treated like a sick crime, well then the site is just misogynistic. let's just stick to laughing at superfish's dishwasher exploits cos no one wants to know your issues about women dickwads.
56. shallow val - December 4, 2007 11:20 AM
44 - America is obese because we have become a nation of McDonald drive-thru, huge dinners, no veggies or exercise fucking slobs. And I throw myself in the mix, except I I eat veggies and oatmeal, and get regular exercise. BUT there is a reason why I can't seem to make that spare tire get smaller faster.
Probabaly those goddamned IKEA oat cookies. Yummmm!
Anyway, she's still a huge ass. hey....(bwa ha ha ha)
57. ugh! - December 4, 2007 11:21 AM
#53, Kim
I do not think a size 5 is fat.
JLH's lower body IS fat. It is not a size five, but a 10... EASILY a 10. Her lower body is also lacking in tone, but not lacking in cellulite.
58. RENEE... - December 4, 2007 11:22 AM
Okay, I was all for standing up for JLH, but now it is really disturbing me that she keeps on insisting she is a size 2. Who on earth does she think she is fooling? Well, apparently, she's trying to fool herself. She sounds like she's in serious denial of her current physical state. She may have been a size 2 in her prime, but she most definetly is not one now. I still think she's an adorable and sexy woman with a very womanly body. And in some ways her body is sexy and curvy, but in some ways its a little bit of a mess. But thats how most women's bodys truly are. If she really wanted to try to help other women with the whole weight issue, she would own up to what her own body really looks like. Oh well, I guess ignorance is bliss. But let me tell you something JLH... from any angle, that ain't no size 2 body...size 10 at best. But you're still a sexy cutie either way.
59. FRIST!!! - December 4, 2007 11:24 AM
Well at least I'm not the only one who doesn't get the reference to being a size 2. I couldn't fit into a size 2 and she's fatter than I am!!!
60. I'm Not Against Fat People - I'm Against Liars - December 4, 2007 11:25 AM
#55
Sweetie, I love you for loving your body and how you argue about it. If JLH had said the same thing about her body, instead of lying about being size 2 and "bad angles" crap, I wouldn't have had it against her.
Why would you be on the side of an insecure bimbo who can't accept her own body and idioticly blamed non-photoshopped pics instead of logically explaining, like you did, that yes, a lot of women do have cellulites even if they have taken good care of themselves.
61. I is ok - December 4, 2007 11:26 AM
She is so sexy with the curdled thighs and behind! Is she single now or dating pubic hairs? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club MeetBitch.com ! "She is very picky about guys wads and like shit flavored not peppermint," according to officials off that sites.
62. good call - December 4, 2007 11:30 AM
"She just killed herself for even acknowledging the bullshit people are saying about her."
Exactly. That's the key part of the story - at this point, it's irrelevant if she got fat or not (it's also obvious: she did). What she just revealed publicly is that she cares desperately about what we do here. We do it because work is fucking boring, and this can be a fun diversion. For her, this was a major life event. What a total loser. Celebrities really are narcissistic and empty. She threw in a few women-with-curves tag lines, so some girls are doing their Pavlovian responses ("Go girl!"), but the whole thing is laughable. She's in her late 20s, successful, and yet she's completely dependent on the positive regard of strangers for her physical appearance. Pathetic.
63. Kristie - December 4, 2007 11:31 AM
Oh for god sakes just cause she is an actress doesn't make her not human....look around people no one is perfect she is like you and me and the person sitting next to you or five chairs over...HUMAN. I think she is beautiful, so big deal she has a butt and some cellulite ...NEWS FLASH most womens have cellulite somewhere on their body...Oh my god I let the cat out of the bag. She is human like all of us out there so grow up and let her live her life. The only reason anyone cares about what she looks like is cause she is a star otherwise no one would think twice about it.
64. Bill - December 4, 2007 11:34 AM
She needs to donate her boobs to a younger chick with more self-esteem and a nicer personality.
65. JLH Should Ask Ghosts to Help Her Lie Better - December 4, 2007 11:35 AM
#62
And even more pathetic are all the women who actually defended her for her "size 2" claim and "bad angles" remarks because of the "disaster" of having people see her non-photoshopped ass.
66. George C. - December 4, 2007 11:36 AM
#63 by any chance are you the president of the Human Fund?
67. lordy - December 4, 2007 11:37 AM
55 -
it sounds like you have trouble with cellulite.
lay off the toxic fast food every once and a while and drink plenty of water.
why is it ok to have cellulite and not a little tummy. it just sounds like different figure flaws bother you more than others. cellulite does look very unhealthy... maybe cellulite bothers #21 more than alil tummy.
FACT:
she is fatter than other female celebrities that have had much worse said about them.
68. Gwenda - December 4, 2007 11:39 AM
I like how she blames the angle for the pictures coming out unflattering.
You know why these celebrities get so mad when these photos come out? Because they are so used to having their photos in magazines (ie maxim, cosmo..etc) being edited like crazy.
I think 58 is right she should own up to her actual body image instead of pretending that she's perfect like in those photoshoped magazines. I think its also offending to them cause they want to believe they are gods and that's why they are celebrities and those pictures just proves that they are normal and human.
69. leigh ann - December 4, 2007 11:45 AM
the more expensive the store you shop at the smaller the size you are. sometimes its a dramatic drop. so if you shop at wet seal and youre a 9 in calvin klein you might be a 6, and something even more expensive you might be a 4. so she could very well be an "8" by average standards, but places she shops - she's a 2.
70. tailor - December 4, 2007 11:45 AM
Sure, she's a size 2: XXL.
71. My Heart Goes Out to You, Ross McCall - December 4, 2007 11:46 AM
Poor Ross,
He will be stuck with an insecure, in denial, hypocritical, idiotic liar with an undeniably HUGE ass.
72. she gots big heiny - December 4, 2007 11:50 AM
"What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles."
It all sounds so good, and carefully written - priorities, priorities: "celebrating some of the best days of my life" and "man of my dreams" and then in the same sentence at the very end comes..."bad angles." Can't even get through one sentence without getting pulled back to personal vanity. I feel ZERO sympathy for her.
73. shallow val - December 4, 2007 11:56 AM
63 - "WOMENS." Just so's you know's, women is the plural's version's of woman. You'se don't's needs to put an "s" on the end's of women.
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74. shallow val - December 4, 2007 11:59 AM
that coat makes her look Hee-You-mungous
75. To Be Fair - December 4, 2007 12:02 PM
Let's see if we'll see her in bikinis again exposing her ass before taking care of the cellulites.
76. what - December 4, 2007 12:03 PM
AND i always thought her face sucked.
77. Bettie - December 4, 2007 12:03 PM
How can she say she's a size 2?!? She is NOT that small, she might be like a size 6 or 8, but not 2, give me a break!
78. theselleck - December 4, 2007 12:06 PM
#60 hi - it's not that i'm particularly in support of JLH's argument - i don't think she is a size2 at all and i don't think she's right that it's just angles but it's more the attitude towards her for having naturally wide hips etc that bothers me. do you know what i mean? it's like people thinks it's a crime to have a body that differs from the ideal and the fact is she has the body she has and for there to be vitriol towards her for being born with a certain type of figure is disturbing. i agree with you that her argument wasn't effective. oh and it's nice of you to say that you love me for loving my body but unfortunately what i was saying is that i don't, because of the sort of attitude there is towards women who aren't totally taut and streamlined. i feel crap everyday though i'm a perfectly healthy weight and shape. and most of my friends feel the same. it's just not right.
#55 no i think you missed my point a bit - i meant i DON'T have probs with a bit of a tummy - by overspill i mean ALOT of overspill!!!! there's absolutely nothing wrong with a bit of a wobbly tummy. and no i actually don't have much cellulite but what i meant was that there's nothing wrong with it and why should a woman 'have' to get rid of it when it occurs naturally even in models, and doesn't pose a health risk? cheers for the advise though!!!
anyway i'll shut up now cos this isn't the right site for ranting about body issues!! :D
79. stupid - December 4, 2007 12:08 PM
this girl is SO ANNOYING! she should consider herself lucky to be even TALKED about in the first place-- no one gives a hoot what she does anymore. thats why she has to pay the paps to photograph her and then does cheesy photos. other celebs try to avoid the paps while "Love" poses like an idiot.... she's annoying.
80. Cindy - December 4, 2007 12:18 PM
For the record, it's not just that she has some extra fat on her ass and thighs, it's that her shape from the waist down has become so unattractive. She's now got a broad, flat ass and very pronounced saddlebag thighs. "Women with curves" need to have, you know, curves. She has bumpy cottage cheese deposits, from eating too much and not exercising enough. We all have bodies and we all know that's how it works. Why expend all this energy denying it? Other than overweight people in denial, nobody's buying it.
81. cinder - December 4, 2007 12:21 PM
She is NoT FAT!!!!!!! Like it or lump it people. She is too a Size 2. How do you know? I believe her and she was lovely on Full House.
82. stella - December 4, 2007 12:26 PM
I think it's pretty funny how she comes out with that bullshit post on her website a few days ago... then has the nerve to go out wearing a coat that CLEARLY covers up all the lumps and folds that she so adamantly stands up for. Um, hypocrite anyone?
It really doesn't matter what she looks like... she's not fat in retrospect. She's got some cushion, but she's not fat. But the fact that she's going to BOLD-FACED LIE about it and then cover it up is total bullshit. Bitch needs to get her head out of her "rather full" ass....
83. stella - December 4, 2007 12:28 PM
#81 - lol... Full House....
Try Party of Five....
84. miggs - December 4, 2007 12:29 PM
well she's a full house now
85. Pinchyface McLardass - December 4, 2007 12:33 PM
As fast as she can she should get married and shit out 4 or 5 kids. She's already got the minivan-driving suburban mom fireplug ass/thigh combo, so she'll fit right in. (She doesn't fit in as an actress anymore because, you know, they don't make the openings that big.)
86. woodhorse - December 4, 2007 12:34 PM
#51 I love you
87. Rachel - December 4, 2007 12:34 PM
#84 - she put an addition on in the back, that's for sure.
88. shallow val - December 4, 2007 12:42 PM
81 is that at serious post?
I love the infanitle "she is too..." That's GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!
89. tommy salami - December 4, 2007 12:47 PM
she has a huge forehead a 5 head if u will....... she also has nasty feet and the flab on her ass makes me vomit a little in my mouth
but other than that she is a hottie
90. Tom - December 4, 2007 12:52 PM
Sadly enough that letter is going to encourage 300 pounders to strap on g-strings at the beach.
I M WOMEN, IM BUETEFUL!
91. Laurentian - December 4, 2007 1:02 PM
WHATEVER Jen. Celebs are celebs because of having looks that make them stand out from the crowd. Then when they lose those looks they still want to be stars and just look "normal".
YOU ARE GROSS NOW MISS HEWITT. Deal with it. That pear shape of yours is vomit-worthy, bring on some new attractive girl to take your place, you've made your money now get lost fatty.
92. Nikk - December 4, 2007 1:18 PM
#62 just fucking nailed it on the goddamn head.
I'm putting that quote up EVERYWHERE.
I'm not tiny by any means, but I'm not huge...and even I admit that I should get off my ass and take a walk. She's in fucking denial. Her body and image are her bread and butter. She should take some responsibility and shape up.
93. Unlaid Avenger - December 4, 2007 1:20 PM
Who do you negat-vomiting faggot losers think you are kidding?
As if posting at the Superficial.com is how we kill time between boinks of the entire cast of the Victoria's Secret catalog...
Even at a "a bad angle" (as the lovely Miss H. put it) she is still way outta the league of her mutant critics. You go girl. I will always be there, Jen, and I will be making an extra bowl of popcorn for the next Ghost Whisperers episode.
94. sindiva - December 4, 2007 1:22 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CLIFF NOTE VERSION!!!!!!!!!!
let me sum it up for you guys who don't want to read all that boring shit up there.
ahem:
1. OMG she are so fat & cellulite are all ovar her big fat bottom half which are not like teh top half. She is size 2 in a happy meal huhyuh huhyuh. Her is like, SO omg gross, she need to puke foods up to b likeded by men! lolz, fatties!!
2. A woman's real body looks like this. Fake bodies that are purchased on the internets should not be the ideal .Linebackers are fat. Men can have man boobs and that's okay. Cellulite, fat, hips, boobs, curves, size, awesome.
3. # so and so, you suck. Im right. Blah, blah bluh blah bluh bluh.
You're SO welcome.
95. i don't think she's lying - December 4, 2007 1:36 PM
if you're short (i think she's 5'2"), you can actually be a size 2 and still look like that.... it's very unfortunate.
96. granada - December 4, 2007 1:41 PM
I believe I am the only on who has actually understood what JLH was trying to say...
"To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful."
NO, she was not claiming that she is a size 2. She is saying that a size 2 (on OTHER girls besides herself) is NOT fat, because in today's society girls who are size 2 do claim to be fat. She is saying that is ridiculous. Then she goes on to say that if a girl is a size 0, that doesn't mean she is instantly pretty because she is skinny. I totally back that up--there are size 0 girls at my school who make me want to vomit by looking at them, not because they are emaciated, but because they are just plain ugly.
JLH probably does acknowledge that she is a size 8 at the minimum. And yeah, I do agree that she shouldn't have thrown in the "bad angles" bullshit--what is a "good angle" for cellulite??
At 5'8", I weigh 118 lbs. That makes me a size 2. Do I think I'm fat (on my good days)? Fuck no. However, JLH is trying to abate the media's obsession with stick-thin girls, not saying that she herself is stick-thin.
97. gothique - December 4, 2007 1:53 PM
She never said she was a size two. She was just stating that a size two wasn't fat. Many top modeling agencies and other people in Hollywood DO think a size two is heavy. My friend was 5'7" and weighed 115lbs when she did some bikini modeling and ad work and she was told that if she ever wanted to get into the big leagues she would have to weigh 100lbs or less.
Skinny people can get cellulite too. A girl I work with has to be 100lbs soaking wet and she's been skinny all her life yet she has really bad cellulite running up the backs of her thighs.
Oh and did anyone ever stop to think that the reason she was wearing a coat and jeans was because it was cold outside and not to cover anything up?
98. shaggy - December 4, 2007 1:56 PM
she owned you biatch. lame response. i still think she's a fatass though.
99. carlos - December 4, 2007 2:01 PM
watch what happens next with this "size 2" one - she will soon have a dramatic loss of weight because she now can't live with herself because her disgusting pix are all over the world; and this just shows how she lies about "loving her curves" 'casue she really hates the way she looks now. WATCH.
100. carlos - December 4, 2007 2:01 PM
watch what happens next with this "size 2" one - she will soon have a dramatic loss of weight because she now can't live with herself because her disgusting pix are all over the world; and this just shows how she lies about "loving her curves" 'casue she really hates the way she looks now. WATCH.
101. carlos - December 4, 2007 2:02 PM
watch what happens next with this "size 2" one - she will soon have a dramatic loss of weight because she now can't live with herself because her disgusting pix are all over the world; and this just shows how she lies about "loving her curves" 'casue she really hates the way she looks now. WATCH.
102. Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e - December 4, 2007 2:07 PM
96,
no that makes you wayyyyy to skinny for your height. (Well, it's true).
103. Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e - December 4, 2007 2:12 PM
OK, to set the record straight....
Cellullite is the result of a sedentary lifestyle. When the body is in motion all the time, and not just from the house to the car, cellulite takes longer to attach itself you your skin.
So saying skinny girls get cellulite is not a fair assessment. Lazy people get cellulite. Or if you are not lazy and have cellulite, I'm sure it took a while for you to get it, do I make a point or not?
Please I make it my lifes work to at least have straight facts or close to it.
104. Hewitt Cellulite - December 4, 2007 2:13 PM
she's really cute..
105. Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e - December 4, 2007 2:13 PM
96 - Unless you're a natural stringbean, in which case my comment does not apply, becasue I know some stringbeans who eat and eat, and don't vomit
106. betenoir - December 4, 2007 2:19 PM
She's not fat. She did the right thing by speaking up on behalf of girls because too many girls have a negatvie body image. Size zeros look like the Crypt Keeper and are not attractive. Size 2's not far from looking like Crypty. Anorexic women are ugly. Real women have curves.
BUT....
I'm glad she loves her body, but she should love it just a bit more and put some exercise in her life and consult a nutrionist for a healthy eating regimen she can live with. Not to be stick thin, but because later on she'll feel and be heathier. It's clear that she might want to cut down a bit on some the foods she's eating and burn a few more calories.
There I've had my say. And I think I've been kind.
107. sindiva - December 4, 2007 2:22 PM
#103
'or close to it'.
wow, by "close" I guess you mean: "nowhere near right. I make assumptions based off of thinspiration sites!!!!"
http://beauty.about.com/od/bodybeautiful/f/cellulite.htm
yeah, and there is site after site that explains the same shit. DUH.
108. sindiva - December 4, 2007 2:23 PM
#103
'or close to it'.
wow, by "close" I guess you mean: "nowhere near right. I make assumptions based off of thinspiration sites!!!!"
http://beauty.about.com/od/bodybeautiful/f/cellulite.htm
yeah, and there is site after site that explains the same shit. DUH.
109. woodhorse - December 4, 2007 2:24 PM
@95: if she sews two size 2s together. I saw some abuelitas under five feet in Mexico that if they ever fell over and rolled, Beckham couldn't stop them. Not on a hill. No chance.
110. woodhorse - December 4, 2007 2:27 PM
@95: if she sews two size 2s together. I saw some abuelitas down in Mexico under 5 feet that if they fell over and rolled, Beckham couldn't stop them. Not on a hill. No chance.
111. woodhorse - December 4, 2007 2:27 PM
@95: if she sews two size 2s together. I saw some abuelitas down in Mexico under 5 feet that if they fell over and rolled, Beckham couldn't stop them. Not on a hill. No chance.
112. The Truth Hurts Sometimes - December 4, 2007 2:28 PM
Despite all the mooing from the cows about how obsession with thinness is causing women to starve themselves, if you look at American women at the mall or the market or wherever, there isn't an epidemic of anorexia, there is an epidemic of OBESITY! All that guilt-tripping about causing anorexia is just a smokescreen.
The fatties here are trying to make fat "the new normal" just as over-the-hill former hotties (Desperate Housewives) are trying to make 40 "the new 30". Both are doomed to fail.
Face the truth: in this country both men and women judge women based upon their looks, and both men and women judge men based upon their wealth and income (and height). Women like JLH who are highly-paid and famous in large part because of their looks are fair game and shouldn't be so self-righteous when they are called out for not upholding high standards.
And to you fat cows: instead of wasting time at your computer trying to lower the bar, trying raising your own standards by getting off of your fat butt, eating less, and working out more!
113. Mugato - December 4, 2007 2:35 PM
Not since Harriet Tubman.....
114. EAC - December 4, 2007 2:46 PM
55 so agree with you re 21. I love this site, love reading all the various comments but "massive cottage cheese thighs" - what the f? If you are a man, then you haven't had a lot of experience in the sack. Pretty much all of us have some kind of cellulite and if you are a woman, you should be ashamed of yourself. You only have to look at those pathetic celebrity magazines (mostly sadly written by women) to see what a stupid world it is when people are obsessing over sizes. JLH is a real woman. We are meant to wobble in the right places.
115. EAC - December 4, 2007 2:47 PM
55 so agree with you re 21. I love this site, love reading all the various comments but "massive cottage cheese thighs" - what the f? If you are a man, then you haven't had a lot of experience in the sack. Pretty much all of us have some kind of cellulite and if you are a woman, you should be ashamed of yourself. You only have to look at those pathetic celebrity magazines (mostly sadly written by women) to see what a stupid world it is when people are obsessing over sizes. JLH is a real woman. We are meant to wobble in the right places.
116. anon - December 4, 2007 2:51 PM
#62
She threw in a few women-with-curves tag lines, so some girls are doing their Pavlovian responses ("Go girl!")
Kind of how pictures of celebrities with cellulite illicit the Pavlovian response of "ewww she is an ugly piece of shit" from bored assholes? What the hell is up with this site's issue with women having self-esteem. Its as if you expect all girls who don't fit your category of attractive to be holed up in some corner in the fetal position sobbing about unattractive they are. Just because you have nothing better to do with your time, your allowed to ridicule others? Whatever happened to human decency? Jennifer Love Hewitt is a human being, with GASP feelings. Obviously the fact that people are calling her cow is going to have some sort of effect on her. I'd be worried if it didn't. It doesn't make her "empty headed" or "narcissistic", but human. Some of the comments for that bikini post were brutal. You can debate that anyway you'd like, but either way you'll still come of as a douche bag. That whole "women-with-curves" bit isn't just a tagline, seeing as how half the people here are disgusted by her non pre-pubescent hips.
117. suck it up - December 4, 2007 3:00 PM
i like how fat slobs are "real "women, but athletic fit women who work hard somehow aren't because they aren't gluttons.
get over yourselves fatties.
this woman is full of herself, you should read quotes she has made about how cute she is.
like someone said earlier, she is paid to look good.
paid quite well.
worse has been said about other celebs, she needs to suck it up.
she wasn't looking up to par for an average 20 something woman in LA, and she has a large amount of cellulite.
118. suck it up - December 4, 2007 3:04 PM
112- heck yeah!
119. suck it up - December 4, 2007 3:04 PM
112- heck yeah!
120. anonymous - December 4, 2007 3:11 PM
Face the truth: in this country both men and women judge women based upon their looks, and both men and women judge men based upon their wealth and income (and height).
It doesn't have to be that way. If we were all a little less shallow the world would be a better place. And for the record, the so-called "obesity" epidemic and the "obsession with thinness" are two wholly separate issues. Also, standards of beauty and perfection are highly subjective.anonymous
121. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 3:37 PM
108 Huh? Enlighten me cuz I don't know what you're talking about. (WTF is a thinspriation site?)
122. Shallow Scowling Val - December 4, 2007 3:38 PM
Word 112
123. The Voice of Reason - December 4, 2007 3:40 PM
anonymous: "It doesn't have to be that way. If we were all a little less shallow the world would be a better place."
Fine, when all hot women stop caring what a man does for a living, how much money he makes, how tall he is, and what kind of car he drives, we successful men won't care about your cellulite. Deal?
You call it shallow, I call it dealing with the world the way it IS, instead of as some fantasy utopia.
I mentioned the obesity epidemic and the so-called but-not-very-evident-on-women-like-JLH's-butt "obsession with thinness" together because fatties often accuse men who refuse to swallow the BBW "real woman" propoganda as being promoters of anorexia or latent homosexuals ("you must want a woman who looks like a young boy" blah blah blah).
And standards of attractiveness are not subjective. Cross-cultural studies have shown that around the world men are attracted to YOUNG women with long hair and a healthy (not obese or anorexic) body habitus. The reason Victoria Secret and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit supermodels are recruited from around the world and are popular from LA to Tokyo to Moscow to Rio to Sydney to Chicago etc. is because men around the world find women with a certain look attractive. And it isn't because the media brainwashed the whole planet, it's because the media will recognize and supply what is appealing and popular.
124. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 3:42 PM
108 - ok SINDIVA, I read the site and please show me where I was .... ahem let me get it right...
"nowhere near right. I make assumptions based off of thinspiration sites!!!!"
What did I write that the site you posted didn't? How was I nowhere near right? Please, once again, oh great buddha, enlighten me.
125. diet pepsi - December 4, 2007 3:48 PM
123 - that was beautiful. i love it when people tell it like it is
126. diet pepsi - December 4, 2007 3:49 PM
123 - that was beautiful. i love it when people tell it like it is
127. tanya - December 4, 2007 3:49 PM
Her ass is a size 14 fo sure.
128. diet pepsi - December 4, 2007 3:50 PM
123 - that was beautiful. i love it when people tell it like it is
129. diet pepsi - December 4, 2007 3:51 PM
123 - that was beautiful. i love it when people tell it like it is
130. diet pepsi - December 4, 2007 3:52 PM
123 - that was beautiful. i love it when people tell it like it is
131. diet pepsi - December 4, 2007 3:52 PM
123 - that was beautiful. i love it when people tell it like it is
132. diet pepsi - December 4, 2007 3:52 PM
123 - that was beautiful. i love it when people tell it like it is
133. diet pepsi - December 4, 2007 3:53 PM
123 - that was beautiful. i love it when people tell it like it is
134. diet pepsi - December 4, 2007 3:53 PM
123 - that was beautiful. i love it when people tell it like it is
135. kyley - December 4, 2007 3:54 PM
# 123 define "healthy" (because, you know, not all VS models look the same)
136. Shallo Val - December 4, 2007 3:56 PM
125 - 134 diet
What did you say, I couldn't hear it....couldja repeat it
137. kyley - December 4, 2007 4:02 PM
#123 former VS model Tyra Banks is a freaking cow while Alessandra Ambrosia is more like an anorexic. it's not quite clear what you think is a hot body
138. s0fa - December 4, 2007 4:03 PM
she is not a size 2, probably a size 4. maybe she can squeeze her way into a size 2...but I mean it's not like it matters. she still looks better and more natural than most of the other washed out celebrities.
139. Britney Spears - December 4, 2007 4:10 PM
Did you all taste the new jalapeno crispy-style Cheeto? It's purty good, but spy-sayyyyy!
140. christ on a cracker - December 4, 2007 4:12 PM
s0fa, you're eyes don't work.
look at the god damn bathing suit pictures you idiot!
i could kill you.
she is BIG like BIG not a 2, 4, 6, or 8, ... yes maybe an 8 at chicos.... her lower body is massive... for REGULAR PEOPLE.
im done
i can't take this anymore.
this fat ass makes britney look good.
141. christ on a cracker - December 4, 2007 4:12 PM
s0fa, you're eyes don't work.
look at the god damn bathing suit pictures you idiot!
i could kill you.
she is BIG like BIG not a 2, 4, 6, or 8, ... yes maybe an 8 at chicos.... her lower body is massive... for REGULAR PEOPLE.
im done
i can't take this anymore.
this fat ass makes britney look good.
142. christ on a cracker - December 4, 2007 4:14 PM
139 -
britney, stop eating so much fast food.
if you keep it up you could look like jlh in a bikini
143. The Voice of Reason - December 4, 2007 4:24 PM
kyley: "#123 former VS model Tyra Banks is a freaking cow while Alessandra Ambrosia is more like an anorexic. it's not quite clear what you think is a hot body".
Former. Exactly. FOR-MER. In Tyra's model days she was hot, then she figured she had it "made" and let herself go, like JLH. When embarassing swimsuit photos emerged (just like JLH) she got on her self-righteous high horse (just like JLH) and made the predictable "I'm a REAL woman and if you don't like it you can kiss my big black a$$" defense.
But probably when she realized her lard ass was jeopardizing her $$$$$, she whipped that fat ass into better shape, although she will never look as good as she did in her younger SI Swimsuit days. What happened to all that 'I'm a proud REAL woman" BS? Whay didn't she stay fat(ter) if it was so great? Just proved that what she said was BS. Actions speak louder than words.
And Alessandra Ambrosia has a ferret face but her body is nice. If you think she is anorexic it is only in comparison to a typical American lard ass.
3% of Japanese women are obese. 30% of American women are obese. If that makes you mad or feel sad, do what you normally do: eat something. ;-)
144. hmm well - December 4, 2007 4:34 PM
143-
i like alessandra's ferret face better than jlh's ferret face. atleast Alessandra has pretty lips and doesn't have legs like star jones.
145. The Voice of Reason - December 4, 2007 4:50 PM
#144,
Other's have said JLH has more of a rat face, so I agree with you, I prefer AA's ferret face to JLH's rat face. ;-)
But I've seen non-famous women in real life who are prettier in my opinion than either AA or JLH.
146. kyley - December 4, 2007 4:54 PM
# 143 Voice of reason: I'm Russian, and ir Russia we have different standrads of "fatness". Tyra Banks even in her best days was huge. I don't really think that Alessandra Ambrosia is anorexic, what I meant was compared to TB she is (and yet, they are both models). I live in America now, thank god, but my idea of a hot body is Russian, not American - in my country JLH would be considered fat. And so would Tyra. The fact that 30% of American women are obese does make me sad but oh well...
P.S. how did you get the idea that I'm fat?... Nothing in my posts indicates it. I was just curious to know what you think a hot body is since your first comment seemed very reasonable, that's all.
147. Dani5 - December 4, 2007 4:57 PM
WOWWWWWWWWW...you guys are ridiculous for calling her fat...She looks like a NORMAL chick...take it down a notch. Shes super cute. And all the people who are saying shes a tank ass, prob couldnt even get a girl that looks like that in the first place... give the girl a break!
148. Dosvidanya - December 4, 2007 5:40 PM
Funny but if Russians are so thin, why do they get so FAAAAT when they age, even a little bit???
I'm just saying....
149. Dosvidanya - December 4, 2007 5:41 PM
146 - you have to know that when someone calls YOU fat here, they are trying to get you to respond. Don't be do easy, ninochka!
150. Dosvidanya - December 4, 2007 5:42 PM
I meant "so" easy
151. kyley - December 4, 2007 5:55 PM
#148 I never said ALL Russains are thin, we definetely have a lot of fat people, even BEFORE they age. sad but true
152. kyley - December 4, 2007 5:55 PM
#148 I never said ALL Russains are thin, we definetely have a lot of fat people, even BEFORE they age. sad but true
153. The Voice of Reason - December 4, 2007 6:09 PM
kyley, just a bad guess on my part, sorry if I offended.
Yes, I have seen many hot, thin Russian chicks. But like Dosvidanya, I too wonder why they turn into 5' tall x 5' wide babushkas when they get older.
You are right about European, Asian, and Latin American women having more demanding standards for fitness. http://qwildw.free.fr/junk-mail/euro_vs_america.jpg
They probably snicker and roll their eyes when American women try to make fat into "normal", like #147 above.
154. kyley - December 4, 2007 6:25 PM
voice of reason, you didn't offend me :) as for the picture - this is exactly what I'm saying - even the girl that represents europe is not thin. While she looks healthy, she is by no means thin. Although I think JLH would kill to look like her
155. CelebrityFanChat Raph - December 4, 2007 6:29 PM
She looks great.
156. Don Leherman - December 4, 2007 6:36 PM
What the hell is she talking about? Who said a size 2 is fat? If she was a size 2, no one would have said anything. She's closer to a size 12... which we all agree is completely unaccaptable.
157. Ted from LA - December 4, 2007 7:11 PM
If she is a size 2 I have an 18 inch dick. I am not one to judge whether someone is fat or not, but if she sits on your face and you can no longer hear the telephone ring, that might be an indication.
158. I Love You Ted - December 4, 2007 7:12 PM
#157 LOL
159. DCDARLING - December 4, 2007 7:19 PM
There is no way in HELL that she is a size 2, I mean look at the size of her ass, its more like a 16--she has money, go to a gym sweetheart, get lipo, do SOMETHING!!!! Give me a break, size two my size 8 ASS!!!!!
160. redsonja1313 - December 4, 2007 7:56 PM
We "normal girls" don't get paid millions to look good..... Hooray for her for champion health eating habits and excersice for women..... Oh wait she didn't she said accept the fact your ass is fat and has too much cellulite. How about put down the cookie and go for a jog. Then you won't have to defend "bad camera angles" Hmmmm yet to see that bad camera angle on Demi moore or Heather Locklear anf they are twice her age.
161. kitty_kat - December 4, 2007 8:03 PM
Size two my ass. Does this remind anyone else of when everyone was making fun of Tyra and she used that same tired appeal? Whatever. I mean, really, just like #160 said: normal women don't get paid millions of dollars to look good. Its not as if she made it because of any acting talents, people.
162. redsonja1313 - December 4, 2007 8:03 PM
OH.................. SHE IS NOT NORMAL !!!!!!!!!! SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS TO LOOK GOOD, because she can't act. I excpect celebs who are taking my hard earned cashed to fulfill an unrealistic ideal of what men or women can look like. If you are going to go the take the "please take me seriously "natural look" you better have the acting chops to back it up !!! But if all your famous for is HUGE TITS IN A WET TANK TOP in the I know what you did moives and CBS grooming you to be the next DR Quinn. Get your FAT NO WAY IN HELL IT IS A SIZE TWO ASS to the gym and give all of us a return on the investment !!
163. julee - December 4, 2007 8:03 PM
OMG. My angel, I saw your hot video at http://www.interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. You are very sexy with bikini in that video. most of us wanna get u. lol
164. redsonja1313 - December 4, 2007 8:05 PM
OH.................. SHE IS NOT NORMAL !!!!!!!!!! SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS TO LOOK GOOD, because she can't act. I excpect celebs who are taking my hard earned cashed to fulfill an unrealistic ideal of what men or women can look like. If you are going to go the "please take me seriously "natural look" you better have the acting chops to back it up !!! But if all your famous for is HUGE TITS IN A WET TANK TOP in the I know what you did moives and CBS grooming you to be the next DR Quinn. Get your FAT NO WAY IN HELL IT IS A SIZE TWO ASS to the gym and give all of us a return on the investment !!
165. hah - December 4, 2007 8:06 PM
Typical fat girl response. Get on a treadmill, Hewitt!
166. kitty_kat - December 4, 2007 8:14 PM
Oh- and by the same appeal, I mean the "Why can't the media just accept that women come in different shapes and sizes?" appeal, even though they made their millions by being skinny... And even though they're only a "normal woman" now because they're too lazy and self-indulgent to put down the family pack of twinkies and go to the gym.
167. Sugarplum - December 4, 2007 8:48 PM
I happen to be a size 2- I'm petite....and I think JLH is absolutely beautiful. She looks HEALTHY and HAPPY (notice she actually smiles at the photogs) Not my favorite actress but seriously why are you people wasting your time on this? This chick is standing up for all women by putting her views out there. We are all made differently for reason~men like different figures (as do women), so why should women be expected to fight nature by trying to conform to the unnattainable standards of Hollywood beauty?
All you misogynist pigs writing the offensive bs comments need to wake up- not a single one of you is ever going to score an intelligent, sexy woman with those attitudes. Bet you're all slobs anyway, and are just jealous that these people have more fame and money than you do.
168. The Voice of Reason - December 4, 2007 9:07 PM
Sugarplum: "We are all made differently for reason~men like different figures (as do women), so why should women be expected to fight nature by trying to conform to the unnattainable standards of Hollywood beauty?"
1. No one is complaining that women have too many different body types. Instead we are complaining that too many American women have the SAME body type: FAT.
2. Hollywood standards are NOT unattainable, I see hot chicks every day. Hotter than JLH. Or at least with less junk in the trunk.
And shouldn't, of all people, a PROFESSIONAL ACTRESS (JLH) who is part of Hollywood be expected to live up to "standards of Hollywood beauty"? Shouldn't an NFL or NBA player who is being paid millions of dollars be expected to live up to professional standards of play? If they don't, they're gone. One of the jobs of a starlet like JLH is to look hot.
And here's the new definition of a misogynist: any man who is winning a debate with a woman. ;-)
169. Why Can't People See What JLH Is Actually Doing? - December 4, 2007 9:17 PM
#167
"This chick is standing up for all women by putting her views out there."
If that were true, sweetie, she would not have made up that crap about being a size 2 and "bad angles". She only stood up for her insecure, hypocritical, idiotic self.
170. steve - December 4, 2007 9:22 PM
She probably really thinks that she is a size 2. The more expensive the clothes, the more extreme the vanity sizing is. It never occured to stupid JLH that if she were a size 2, someone like Selma Blair would be size negative 8.
171. catalina - December 4, 2007 9:47 PM
She is 5´2, (1.57 ctm.) you can check it at :
www.celebheights.com/s/Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-1203.html
where there's even a picture of her proving her height; she's a small girl.
That said, she can't be a size 2, i agree, but she can't be a size 12, not even a 10 neither, she is chubby, a tad overweight, but with that height, she wouldn't reach a size 10 without looking even bigger than she does... I think she might be a 6. (i'm 5'6.5 and look chubby and wear a size 10)
Oh and about those "angles" what the heck? having thick thighs and lots of cellulite what did she expect to look like in a bikini shot?
It's ok to be upset about paparazzi taking pics of her when she on vacation but she should have stuck to writing about that fact and not getting into a size debate which she wouldn't win as we can all see the pics, it was a stupid choice.
172. Sugarplum - December 4, 2007 10:07 PM
168- What's really sad is that you truly don't realize how stupid you sound....
So an actor/actress can't be taken seriously unless he/she is flawless looking? What a douchebag...GET A LIFE!!!!!!! I'm guessing you still live with your mommy too right? no way would any other woman put up with your sorry bs!
and why is everyone saying she claimed to be a size 2? where the hell did that come from anyway? read her quotes again you freaks!
173. catalina - December 4, 2007 10:16 PM
And i agree with #117, she's very well paid. She is in hollywood where almost everyone is paid based on looks, she can't be pulling that "love your body image" crappy argument, she should suck it up and hit the gym, specially having only about 8 pounds to lose.. what will happen if she gets pregnant and huge? will she start a campaign "love your hollywood fatty girls"?
174. shanipie - December 4, 2007 10:36 PM
This is frikkin rediculous.
I mean FAT women like this who then try to say "all woman have curves, it doesn't mean they're fat" Are royaling screwing over women like me.
I'm curvey, I'm a size 4. I have big boobs, a little waist, good sized hips and thin arms and legs and face...I have hardly any actual fat on me, its the way my skelaton is shaped.
Don't mean to brag but it looks awesome.
I'm not hear to talk about my rockin ass bod lol, i'm hear to say that CURVES do not eqaul FAT if you are fat your not "curvy", Your FUCKING FAT. stop trying to say that all women are supposed to look like that, they aren't! Most women are supposed to be a size 2-8 and look fine...but I can see she has a gut and completely untoned everything else (plus she needs a breast lift) She's pulling that classic fat girl shit. Just work out and eat a fuckin salad bitch JEEZ!
Oh and its funny that she's stood idly by why watching women being judged BLAH BLAH BLAH...yeah but she only fees the need to talk about it when someone FINALLY says something about her.
Okay Tyra Banks.
175. fugue state - December 4, 2007 10:40 PM
Oh god, I love this. And I don't care if you reply or not, or what you say. Narcissism at its finest. But really I do... hm. Who knows.
Anyway,
I am the girlfriend of an internationally recognized (high top 100 list status) DJ and I can't tell you how many times the girls who rub their fake tits all over my boyfriend's chest for pictures and drugs have looked in need of sandwiches so badly I wish I was Oscar Mayer himself. I mean, seriously, Miss Anorexic Argentina, are you pregnant, or did you just eat breakfast this morning? Do your breast implants function like camel's humps? It sucks watching from my point of view, and I certainly get jealous and rethink that second Unagi roll now and then, but then again these bitches make their money from being the world's version of perfect and so I'm just glad I can eat a fish and chips when I like and that my man loves me the way that I am. Not a gold digging whore, and besides his mother the only woman who will still love him when he retires and isn't making huge money anymore.
That said, despite my tenuous body confidence I wouldn't be caught dead on the wrong end of a camera in my bikini. I'm 5'5'' and 115 pounds. Size 5 if I'm buying at Abercrombie, size 0 if I'm buying Sevens or Citizens. I have enormous hips, but lack an ass and tits. That's that. Debates about sizing are retarded. Used to make myself puke over it until I realized smaller profit margins mean smaller sizes and beyond that a man would rather have a sane woman than a freakishly obsessive one and definitely not one that runs the shower to vomit after every meal. That's the explanation. I'm by no means ugly at all, my ass isn't fat like hers, but she's fucking ridiculous for waving at the camera and then complaining about her ass. She's lucky she's getting the attention right now in a non-Jodie Sweetin/Jessica Sierra type way, and whether or not she decides to go Tyra on us we're all going to forget about her again within a month.
Next?
176. The Voice of Reason - December 4, 2007 10:46 PM
Sugarplum : "168- What's really sad is that you truly don't realize how stupid you sound....So an actor/actress can't be taken seriously unless he/she is flawless looking? What a douchebag...GET A LIFE!!!!!!! I'm guessing you still live with your mommy too right? no way would any other woman put up with your sorry bs!"
Actually, I made quite intelligent arguments. You, dear, are the one who resorts to insults and name calling, because you have nothing intelligent to say.
And please don't put words in my mouth. I said nothing about an actress being "taken seriously". YOU were the one who brought up women living up to "standards of Hollywood beauty". Like I said, it isn't unreasonable for a young starlet who is well-paid in large part because of her physical assets (two in particular) to be expected to live up to those "standards". We're not talking about Meryl Streep or Dame Judi Dench here. *rolls eyes*
177. The Voice of Reason - December 4, 2007 10:53 PM
He put that ring on her finger and she is already packing on the pounds. Not a good sign.
Remember guys, don't let the women you love eat the most fattening food known to man..........wedding cake!
Women who eat wedding cake not only continue to gain weight for years afterwards, after eating it they also often lose all interest in sex . ;-)
178. RichPort - December 4, 2007 11:01 PM
Fat bitches, the whole lot of ya...
179. gerard Vandenberg - December 4, 2007 11:02 PM
You mean: WEARING A BIKINI WITH THAT ASS!!
180. kyley - December 4, 2007 11:11 PM
# 177 voice of reason: not true. I actually lost weight after I got married. I felt a lot of pressure to stay thin because I was paranoid that my husband could lose interest in me since I was his and he no longer had to pursue me.
May be JLH's fiancee (whatever his name is) likes that kind of body. May be she got so nasty for him lol
181. kyley - December 4, 2007 11:12 PM
# 177 voice of reason: not true. I actually lost weight after I got married. I felt a lot of pressure to stay thin because I was paranoid that my husband could lose interest in me since I was his and he no longer had to pursue me.
May be JLH's fiancee (whatever his name is) likes that kind of body. May be she got so nasty for him lol
182. ganana - December 4, 2007 11:18 PM
Size two, my big old butt!
No way that huge ass is a 2. More like a 12-14. I know, cuz I'm a 12
183. put the ugly people in the back - December 4, 2007 11:44 PM
JLH PULLS A TYRA.
I love how JLH claims to be a size 2 and then knocks size 0 ummm if you ever had been a size 2 you would know that a size zero is pretty friggin close. It's like a 32 vs 34 waist for men. Who does she think she's fooling? I wear both size 0 and size 2 depending on the clothing line (I have since highschool and I have boobs and a butt so stop with all the size 0 girls are sticks, it depends on the girl).
And now she cares about all the average (fat ) girls out there. Just like Tyra. Neither of them gave a shit when they were hot and made all those "average" girls they love insecure as fuck. I'm sure JLH is responsible for a lot of the breast implants we see today. Like any hot girl she new damn well how insecure she made other girls and loved it, girls are insanely catty and competitve and they want to make other girls jealous and insecure. She knew damn well that girls everywhere had boyfriends that were spanking to her maxim pics (my friends boyfriends sure did) and she loved it, she constantly bragged about her boobs saying they were like accessories and now that she's chub like all the girls who were jealous of her now she's the average girls best friend. Arrogant hypocritical dellusional celebrity skank. You can't have it both ways, getting aribrushed into a disney cartoon, having a personal trainer, make up artist, hair extensions, fake lashes, expensive cosmetic spa treatments, specially prepared meals, good lighting at all times, botox and all that fake bullshit and then when you get caught looking like shit write some self rigtheous blog lying about your dress size and suddenly start standing up for "all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image". Does she think that mentioning size 2 will make people forget that ass, oh she looked like a whale but she says she's a size 2 so she must be tiny, wow bad angles can do crazy things to hot toned women. I guess Katherine Heigl must really be a size 4 like she claims and J-Lo must really weigh 120 pounds as she has often stated.
WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING BULLSHIT. Don't expect anyone to have sympathy when you are a giant hypocrite. Tyra suddenly gave a fuck when she got fat but all those years she was a nd looked like a supermodel knowing full well girls were shoving their fingers down their throats to look like her she certainly didn't care. Celbrities have got to be the most selfish people on earth, they only care when it happens to them ( I'm the spokes person for this disease I have, I am here to defend all girls struggling with their boodies .. now that I'm fat too)
184. The Voice of Reason - December 4, 2007 11:57 PM
kyley: "# 177 voice of reason: not true. I actually lost weight after I got married. I felt a lot of pressure to stay thin because I was paranoid that my husband could lose interest in me since I was his and he no longer had to pursue me."
All you are doing is confirming that you are not a native-born American woman. We believe you dear. Don't ever change. ;-)
The sad truth is that there is no need for most American women to keep their wedding dresses, as so many do, because after a few years of marriage they will never be able to fit into them again.
I don't know why American women *buy* their wedding dresses and American men *rent* their tuxedo. It should be the other way around. Not only will the woman never have another opportunity to wear her wedding dress again, she probably couldn't fit into it if she did. Meanwhile, there are formal events where a man can wear a tuxedo (that will probably still fit with a few alterations).
185. Definitely Put JLH in the Back - December 5, 2007 12:05 AM
#183
Exactly.
And what is even sadder is that there are actually women who defended these selfish hypocrites.
186. Ted from LA - December 5, 2007 12:09 AM
Settle down people. Body type is really not important. It's intellect, attitude and spirit that carry the day. Who cares what size you are? Exercise regularly, eat well, and limit alcohol intake. Those are the keys to happiness. Be willing to share and communicate with your lover. And most importantly, a great pair of tits never hurts.
187. jacknasty - December 5, 2007 12:12 AM
good for her! long live J. Lo Huge Tits!
188. Why You Should Take Care of Yourself - December 5, 2007 12:17 AM
#184
I am a woman and I always tell my female friends to try to keep looking good after they get married. Why?
1) It is not biologically instinctive for men to be monogamous. So once he's married to you, he won't be able to help feeling "trapped" once in a while. And what is even worse than feeling trapped with someone who looks worse than she was before for things that she could otherwise control? That is almost like giving him an excuse to admire other women.
2) Let's say he still leaves you for another woman even after you do your best to take care of yourself. Well, that's OK, because you still look good enough to easily go with Plan B: find his substitute because you're still marketable.
So taking care of yourself even after you get married is not just good for your physical health, it is also good for other aspects of your life. Basically, you're doing it mostly for your own benefits. Who gives a damn about the man ;) ?
189. kyley - December 5, 2007 12:25 AM
# 184 voice of reason: it's unfair that it only applies to women (at least so you sound). My ex gained quite a few pounds after we got married... I'm sure it happens a lot with men too
190. The Voice of Reason - December 5, 2007 12:25 AM
#188, you are a very wise and clever woman indeed. More American women should follow your lead. ;-)
191. babyglyniss - December 5, 2007 12:29 AM
sweet!
192. kitty_kat - December 5, 2007 1:28 AM
@143-
"And Alessandra Ambrosia has a ferret face but her body is nice. If you think she is anorexic it is only in comparison to a typical American lard ass..."
Gotta disagree with you there. Ambrosio hardly has a figure at all. She's all skin and bone and has weird knees. She does look anorexic IMO.
Heidi Klum - now THAT'S a figure. Same with Adriana Lima.
193. toya - December 5, 2007 1:29 AM
O, i saw those pics. really not very good. and recently her profile was seen on sugarmommymeet.com. You know it's a site for rich women looking for handsome boys. i don't know it is ture or not.
194. The Daily Mail - December 5, 2007 1:31 AM
Does that coat make her look fat?
195. The Voice of Reason - December 5, 2007 2:52 AM
kitty_kat: "Gotta disagree with you there. Ambrosio hardly has a figure at all. She's all skin and bone and has weird knees. She does look anorexic IMO. "
The new definition of anorexic: any woman thinner than the woman using the term anorexic.
Some people throw the term anorexic around pretty carelessly. In no way does Alessandria Ambrosio look like these REAL anorexia nervosa sufferers (copy and paste links into your browser, if you dare)
style.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/anorexia1.jpg
www.steadyhealth.com/articles/user_files/4542/Image/anorexia2.jpg
www.citynews.ca/images/2006-10/oct1306-eatingdisorder.jpg
fathersforlife.org/images/skeleton7.jpg
www.scienceclarified.com/images/uesc_04_img0206.jpg
Just more smokescreen by women trying to make fat "the new normal" by labelling fit and more attractive supermodels "anorexic". Puhleez.
Instead of trying to redefine reality, how about just eating less and working out more? You know, when you go to McDonald's order a plain hamburger instead of the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large Fries, and a "diet" soft drink (as if the drink is going to make up for the rest). Or maybe stop sucking down those Venti® Caramel Frappuccinos® like Britney. And step away from the computer and go walk around the block. It's a win-win situation, for you and for those who have to look at you.
196. Elk - December 5, 2007 4:29 AM
What’s with all the multiple posts. It takes a few moments for your comment to show-up. Stop hitting the freaking post button morons.
To: #195. The Voice of Reason:
Alessandra Ambrosio is in fact anorexic, just not to the level of the photos you posted. According to her website she is 5'10" and weighs 112 lbs which gives her a BMI of 16.1. The lower limit for a healthy BMI is 18.5. And judging by the lack of boobs I saw on the VS TV special I would guess most of the models are underweight.
There are lots and lots of overweight women in America, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is not one of them. You only think she is because you’ve spent so much time looking at underweight women that you think women at a heathy weight are fat.
197. e - December 5, 2007 8:40 AM
say what you want to abut her but don't diss other women. I know that most of the men on here are assholes, but be cunty to the people who are asking for it ie the celebs. Oh and any man who comments here on a GOSSIP-site with snide little comments are middleaged housewives with dicks rather than men. And I hated this one as audrey hepburn. She ain't fat but she IS without any talent.
198. apt - December 5, 2007 8:56 AM
she has eyes and an assistant so really there is no excuse for wearing such an unflattering bathing suit, but be real she is not fat.
199. again - December 5, 2007 9:17 AM
196-
im pretty sure she is overweight for her height, just not obese
her thighs look like shit.
#176 -
Like I said, it isn't unreasonable for a young starlet who is well-paid in large part because of her physical assets (two in particular) to be expected to live up to those "standards". We're not talking about Meryl Streep or Dame Judi Dench here. *rolls eyes*
This was a good point.
JLH is a crap actress known for her body. She gets paid more than heart surgeons and many other people with actual useful jobs. The least she could do is not be a lazy glutton and go to the gym. It is what she is paid for.
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