Dec 11 2007Janice Dickinson defends Jennifer Love Hewitt

JD is FUGLY

Hahaha, J.Love was shot from bad angles?? Looks like she just had a fat ass to me.

and considering janice wrestled down tyra and refused to stop kissing her on ANTM, we can safely say that janice loves fat chicks so she should STFU. this bitch is mad cause tyra canceled her ass as a judge and nobody gives a fuck about her modeling agency. sucks to be a bitter old hag.

Fish man...

YOU have a FAT HEAD and you are an idiot!

Tyra fatter then Jennifer? I don't think so!

BTW Jennifer is completely made out of cottage cheese....just wanted to let everybody know that....

Oh. She is so beautiful and gorgeous! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com.

JLH is an ass and has a huge one to match. it doesn't matter from what angle you shoot a hippo, it's still gonna look fat. the bitch is fat and needs to come to grips with it rather than stuffing her fat face and blaming it on "bad angles"

JLH is an ass and has a huge one to match. it doesn't matter from what angle you shoot a hippo, it's still gonna look fat. the bitch is fat and needs to come to grips with it rather than stuffing her fat face and blaming it on "bad angles"

She probably shouldn't have said it, but SHE IS RIGHT!!!!!
Tyra BAnks and her huge forehead, huge everything...... But you know.... she needs to get as big as Oprah to be able to relate to the rest of the women in this country .....
And it is good because maybe now she won't have to put on a ridiculous fat suit, she can just walk outside freely - with a sign FREE TYRA!!!
And went she meets guys on dates (like on the show) and they say: "Sorry,babe, you are a little too big for my taste." She will say:" Well loser, I am Tyra!" and the guy will say:" I know!"

Hahauhauhauhauhahuahuahuha Glorious huahuahuahuha

Poor Janice Dickinson. At one point in time she was the most recognized supermodel on the face of the planet. Now she's just this living box. Vacated long since and holding nothing but a receipt for a life that died about a hundred face-lifts ago.

Janni should be defending her right to not be stormed like Frankenstein's monster and ripped limb-from limb. I got dibs on the face. It'll look nice punted on a pike and positioned so that all of Beverly Hills can see what happens to has-been mutant scum.

Fish,

What the fuck is up with your site? Every time you change the look, this site seems to function worse.

F-R-E-A-K... Big Time..... Twist that knob on the back of your head a few more cranks to tighten up your face, it almost looks like the Riddler...

hey fuckers whats wrong with tyra and jenn thats a good size... ill take that any day.... then fucking skinny bitchs.....skinny is fugly...and jd can u sratch ur face my ass is itchy.....lol

F-R-E-A-K... Big Time..... Twist that knob on the back of your head a few more cranks to tighten up your face, it almost looks like the Riddler...

you want to know who is old and undesirable? janice is old and undesirable. she couldn't give away her pussy. and she should stop calling herself the first supermodel. nobody even uses that term any more, it's so ancient.

AWESOME!

Janice sucks, Hewitt has a Fat ass, but TYRA IS FAT AND ANNOYING!

The worst part is that Tyra thinks she is normal, YUCK! I hate all her 'proud to be fat' bullshit.

BEING FAT IN NOT HEALTHY!

frist.

LOL@ 10 and 11

Nothing like laughing like mad at work.

Loving the fat comments, considering the people who are probably calling Jennifer and Tyra fat on here are severely obese people themselves. WTG morons.

what MarkB said. Dickinson is the crypt keeper. and her personality is 100 times more ugly than her face.

I'm not fat.. I might be an alcoholic...but I'm not fat.. so take THAT number 20!..

Tyra and Jlove are not fat. The only difference is Tyra accepts her size while Jlove pretends she is thinner then she really is. Both of them are totally fuckable and that is all that matters.

I'm a bit obese, it's true. And a very slow typer as well.

20-
neither one is 100% fat. They are both 50% fat though. Half of each is fat.
From what I have seen, JLH's cottage cheese is more abundant, but Tyra's bottom and thighs are maybe larger in width... but tyra is about 7 inches taller than JLH.
If you have a big butt you should go to the gym, like jessica biel has done, and it will be tight.( if you want to have a good ass ).

@22 Hell yes Veggie, I'm with you! Hey #20 you could use a drink, lighten the fuck up.

She's only saying this because she's pissed Tyra broke up with her recently. They were in a lesbian relationship for some time. Believe me I know....I live in LA and know people in the industry.

tyra can be really hot, esp. a long time ago in SI, but her calves are shaped like upsidedown cones.
i've always hated jlh's skinny pinched ferret face, but loved her body. until now.

#20

I'm lean and mean so I'll call all out those fat cows all I want! You on the other hand sound offended, so I'm assuming your sitting there with your box of oreos watching your Tivo'd Tyra Banks show shaking your six rolls of neck fat in disgust at our comments.

So what? Jennifer and Tyra MAY be fat (I don't personally think they are), but they can always lose weight. That fuckin' road kill that Janice Dick-in-me calls a face is there forever. Nothing can be done about that except for maybe telling Vick she's a pittbull and let nature take its course.

#20 - no..... I am not fat.... and I have no problems with people who has some pudgy - I love pudgy men....
But have you seen the episode where she does that (fat suit)???
It is disgraceful! She goes around in the suit and then when she "can't take it anymore" she just tells people: you know, I don't look like this, I am Tyra Banks."
Oooohhh, Ahhhhh. So what? And then she brings obese people in and make them cry! She hates Fat people!! She is always finding a way to make them feel bad!!! Or she is just plain stupid and doesn't realize it!
Oh, maybe is the producers' fault....
No, but even better, she brought in the guys who did not want to go out with her when she was wearing the fat suit, and they were such retards because they kept on patronizing her and she was flirting with them the entire show, while they continued to bash larger women. Moral of the show: If you are felt, you should feel miserable, and look: I am Tyra and these men (dusche bags) Love me!!!
Oh, please.....

1. Tyra is a lot larger than she used to be. She's not fat per se, but she doesn't have the same body that she did when she was on Sports Illustrated.

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't fat. She just has an pear shaped body. She has a booty... who cares?

breakfast burritos ..thats my problem.

She is an old hag and looks weird. Ugly Duck Face Bitch!

I'm sorry but it's simply impossible to every listen to a woman who looks like that. You could easily wrap whatever elastic is going on there around her face and form an entire new face. There's zero question in my mind that 90% of horror movies that begin with a design for what the scary monster looks like begin with a putty model of Dickinson's face. That said, I'd still fuck her.

Ironic considering that 1) Janice was always the one saying the "plus sized" models on ANTM were NEVER going to make it in the industry calling them porkers and 2) when the dying anorexic models scandal hit the airwaves, she made a (ridiculous) statement saying she wished her models were "anorexic" and called them heifers.

Nice woman.....

All of them are fat, including her.

#20

I'm 32B-24-33, which is size negative 6 if we use JLH's standards.

And no, I'm not againsts JLH because of her ass: I don't value people based on their looks. I'm against her because she's a liar for not admitting her true size and for idiotically defending her dimply ass with "bad angles" but saying it was for the body image of other girls.

Hagsville, but I like her style. Fucking awesome Tyra snap. Bhahahahahah

36 and anyone else who isn't catching on.....

Dickinson is trying to get Tyra to snap. That's why she said that. She thinks and KNOWS that JLH is fat, but she'd rather defend JLH than let Tyra "It's all about me" Banks get away with what she does.

I fucking love Janice now.

Janice D, the world's most successful neurosuction patient speaks!!

To defend the notion put forth by the yummy Miss H. that women should not be held to a standard of anorexic non-curvedness (a standard established by closeted gay guys from France), this decidedly creepy formerly carbon-based post-op entity calls Tyra Banks fat. Very logical, Janice. Now die.

Santa, if you are listening, big guy, I wish that all the guys in the world would be dumb enough to believe that Tyra and Jennifer are fat and undesirable so that the two of them will have no choice but to move in with me. And kill Janice Dickinson. Thank you.

My mirror has unflattering angles too. Let's be honest, who gives a shit about any of these people or who is fat and who is not? As Bogart said in Casablanca, I'm the only cause I care about...

We need more funny comments and less, "I think she looks great." "I don't like her tattoos." "Tyra is not fat." "JLH is beatiful." "You're just jealous." "I'll bet all you haters are fat." If you can't be funny, go stick a vibrating dildo up your ass, turn it on high, and try typing again.

JEEEEE-Zus Christ you people are so easy. Janice Dix is a douche but she knows how to ruffle feathers. She doesn't mean it, she's just being mean. She's fucking funny man........Oh YEAH!!!!! What happened to all the clever Fishes that used to populate this site.

FRIST, VEGGI, where are you'se?

Ted, I love you. Finally the voice of reason. Will you marry me or if not, at least fornicate???

#42

Please add your own comment to that list.

I prefer fornication to marriage. While I believe marriage is a wonderful institution, I don't want to spend the rest of my life in an institution.

Yikes. Creepy.

Women's rights get set back another six months. This would be like David Hasselhoff saying Matthew Perry isn't fat but Tracy Morgan is. And how ridiculous would that be?

When you see the face of Janice dickinson then you know there's something obviously wrong.This surgeryhead could be the true bride of Frankenstein.

You know who likes Tyra? NOFUCKINGBODY!! No, wait, I'm wrong....

You know who likes Tyra? Other fatties that have never seen their own vaginas....

Is she being anal sexed by interracial mopeds? I saw her profile on leather douche-bags.com. Wow!

Now that I see Janince Dickinson's neck, I just realized I forgot to order my turkey for Christmas. She needs a gobblectomy next time they work on her "face."

funny post. number 28 is accurate about tyra and JLH. Except I never liked JLH's body either. Her chest is way too big for her size....well at least before.

I saw her profile on CrazyAssClowns.com. Jennifer Love Hewitt has a profile at I'veNeverWorkedOutInMyLIfe.com. Tyra has one at MegaloManiaBlackChick.com. Check it out!!

LOL #52

JLH: STOP THE LIES, YOU ARE NOT A SIZE 2! Maybe on planet fatass you are a 2, but not on Earth.

I agree with whoever said Jessica Biel is a great example of someone with curves that manages to put down the tub of ice cream and hit the gym once in a while.

It must be frightening to have a conversation with Janice dickinson.Because you'd expect her face to crack any moment.

#43 I'm right here!!! Oh, you can't see me because I'm so SKINNY!!!!!!!

Just kidding. I am not repulsed by fat people. I just don't want to become one..

50- that video is funny! Why do women not know their own bodies? Tyra=dumb

Dear Hollywood Whiny Betches:

You're FAT in the off-season. It's never been a secret.

If you didn't want to be made fun of for that you should have gone to college like the rest of us and gotten a real job. Then you'd be fat but you'd command at least a modicum of respect for accomplishments other than working two months of every year for enough money to feed all of Honduras.

We're not sorry for you. That's why we love reading mean things like the Superfish.

Love,
Nonfamous Regular Also Fat People

She must be the first Neanderthal operative turned into a Homo Sapiens?Is she in the Guinness book of records?

Who was the dumbfuck producer that exposed this Medusa on national television? She has a face that needs to be kept in the bowels of low rated late night cable. She's like a stupid reverse Dorian Grey. There is a self portrait of her in her attic that keeps getting prettier as she continues to devolve into a leathery demon.

This thread is boring me. Fish, can you throw up some pictures of Kim Kardashian so I can make fun of her fans? Thanks in advance.

In a related story, famed Egyptologist Zahi Hawass has come out in defense of Janice Dickenson.

Ring. Ring. Ring.

"Hi. I'm not here right now. Leave your message after the beep. Thanks".

"Uhhh, Jen, this is Jennie, Jennie Craig. Call me. Kisses".

Click......

All you people that claim you aren't fat, that's what you think. Maybe because you live in one of the other 49 states. Move to Los Angeles and you will realize what a heifer your size 2 ass is, when everyone around you is a double zero.

That's fascinating Kirsten. See #42. LA isn't a state.

Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone. JD is yesterday and she isn't going out gracefully and never did have dignity. We're so used to being fed digitally edited images in magazines and on the screen that seeing anyone is their 'untouched' glory just stimulates the gag reflex and it's on. Very few women eagerly look forward to swimsuit events, but try doing it knowing you'll have cameras poised to snap you in the most unflattering postions with optical zooms that zero in on every dimple and crease.

I'm waiting for the swimsuit catagory for the presidential candidates.

Oh dear. My size 12 ass is moving to LA next August :(

57 FRIST, On point as usual.

BTW, I had a nice sexy dream with our boyfriend Clive Owen. Weren't you and I sharing Clive at one point?

52 FRIST, On point as usual.

BTW, I had a nice sexy dream with our boyfriend Clive Owen. Weren't you and I sharing Clive at one point?

64 - It's always people named Kirsten, Cindy, Pixy, DD's, or fucking cunt that write shit like that. SHADDAP!!!!!

64 - It's always people named Kirsten, Cindy, Pixy, DD's, or fucking cunt that write shit like that. SHADDAP!!!!!

TED, on point as usual. YOU ROCK MAN!

67 sophia - my condolences. Do you HAVE to? You're gonna hate it if you're a REAL person.

well, I'm wanting to go to USC. All the stuff I'm hearing about LA is scaring me.

70. I was being sarcastic to illustrate how fucked up perspective it is out here in la-la-land.

Ted-I know Los Angeles isn't a state...you got me, I should have just said Southern California.

Sophia-I've lived in Los Angeles for 8 years now, and I still an not in love with LA. There is a highly concentrated population of superficial assholes and phoney-types. There are some real people too. Just make friends with the real ones and you'll be fine.

Thanks for the advice :) I'm glad to here there are at least some real people

Kirsten,
I was only joking, but Southern CA isn't a state either... it's part of a state. Still joking. I'll bet you're a nice person. I am too, but I come here for comic relief and to be sarcastic and bombastic. I don't know what bombastic means, but sometimes my fingers do things that my head can't explain. Especially when I was drunk in college...

I am a nice person. That's why I felt I had to come back and clarify things for Sophia. Don't want someone to give up their college goals, in fear some bullshit.

On a sarcastic note again, if you'd rather "fit in" then I suggest you get breast implants, dye your hair blonde, eat Pinkberry, hang out at Les Deux, drive a Range Rover, and take acting workshops. Oh, and get some Ed Hardy clothes, because tacky over embellished clothes are cool out here.

Bullshit, just hang out in the Valley.

NEWSFLASH:

Tyra Banks is now fat. Not like it is a surprise. She went right from the catwalk to the chuckwagon and strapped on a saddle bag of chow. Not that this is a story. Our eyes tell the truth. But thanks for the confirmation, JD.

NEWSFLASH:

Tyra Banks is now fat. Not like it is a surprise. She went right from the catwalk to the chuckwagon and strapped on a saddle bag of chow. Not that this is a story. Our eyes tell the truth. But thanks for the confirmation, JD.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaa @ the creepy corpse remark.
Brilliant.

Can't wait to hear what Tyra is going to say. I don't think she's fat, she's a gorgeous woman (the prototype of the modern woman: WITH CURVES) .
And i don't think JLH is fat either, maybe she was close to her period or maybe someone used photoshop. who knows.....

wow. she actually called tyra banks fat and thinks that jlh was "shot at bad angles"? jesus h. you white people are always sticking together! jlh is cottage cheese with a little bitta ricotta.

wow. she actually called tyra banks fat and thinks that jlh was "shot at bad angles"? jesus h. you white people are always sticking together! jlh is cottage cheese with a little bitta ricotta.

Hey D R, can I have dibs on the skull??

Ript. Yes you may. You can have the skull as long as you promise to grind your pussy on the nose's bridge; until orgasm. That is all.

I changed my mind. I am now planning on wearing Janice's face like a gigantic skab and referring to myself as "jesus". I wanna be a beautiful Janice Dickinson. Tranny!

Half of the people commenting on here are more than likely larger than a size 2. Jennifer Love Hewitt fat? Tyra Banks fat? Even that coke whore horrible mother Britney Spears isn't as fat as everyone makes her out to be. Is she bigger than her heyday, of course! She just had two kids in two years, and she worked with trainers (right after she gave birth) but it just shows you what having a child can do to one's body. Yes granted Heidi Klum can push em out and be back to supermodel glory in weeks, but the woman's got some awesome genetics as well as amazing willpower. Of course Tyra isn't as little as she was when she was still modeling......she retired, let the woman eat the cheeseburger she avoided for 15 years. You all say it as if they are Star Jones pre-surgery or something. So what if JLH has some cellulite....she's human. We all have our flaws, and one of hers showed one day. Boo hoo. Go take a picture of yourself in a bathing suit, go for every unflattering and flattering angle, now go post it on a random site and watch how many people you don't know tear you down and point out things that you've never had a problem with because you are comfortable with yourself, and see how not pissed off you would be.

jesus!!!

#86 - wow - you take things personal.....
I just hate Tyra. That is all!

1) Fishdude, wake up and delete posts from these tards advertising their lame-ass websites.

2) Someone who has had too much bad plastic surgery shouldn't be criticizing others' appearance.

I KNOW I'm fat, a size 10 is BIG as far as I'm concerned. Size 12 and higher is HUGE. That's why I know JLH is NOT a size 2, because that's how nasty I would look if I put my fat ass in a bathing suit. I look like THAT on the beach, that is why I do not go to the beach, very simple rocket science. That's why I can say JLH is fat. If she weren't so fat she wouldn't be continuously trying to pick her bathing suit bottom out of her ass, she's doing that in two pictures. Get a bathing suit that FITS that fat j-lo booty or get off the beach because you do look BAD, JLH. If you call the way JLH looks 'womanly' and 'curves' then that's just nasty and you men must like plus sized BBW. There's no way I'd ever want be curvy and rubenesque like that, that's not attractive in the least!

Trya Banks is also quite large. She's beautiful though so it doesn't matter and she doesn't have that bumpy awful looking cellulite, not that I've seen in any 'unflattering' pics of her.

This Janice Dickinson hag on the other hand is NASTY! Who IS this old fuck? I'd rather be fat than to look like her, any day!! I guess when you see that scary old bat you should count your blessings and have a cheeseburger to celebrate!

do not like Tyra. A guy disclosed her naughty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there

do not like julee with 2 ees. She is a spamming asshole. A guy disclosed her naughty personal life to juleehasthebiggestcuntinnorthamerica.com It caused a HUGE discussion there

What is this old bitch prob? If she doesn't know the meaning of fat, don't simply call others who are not fat, fat. I don't like Tyra but to call her fatter than Jennifer Love Hewitt is totally wrong. Tyra's body is more proportionate when she gained weight but Jennifer's body is not proportionate, her hips are TOO big. But on the bright side, Jennifer should be happy for developing bigger 'assets' on the proper places.

Remember Janice Dickinson's Drug Day's. I really think she does not have had many brain cells left.One minute she is defending women that are overweight and the next she is encouraging women to be anorexic. I believe her brain cells are gone!!!

Janice, you DICKHEAD, please go back to bed!!

#59, I laughed out loud at your comment...literally.
You're funny

#59, I laughed out loud at your comment...literally.
You're funny

Tyra to Janice: http://i19.tinypic.com/6uhsitw.gif

KISS MY FAT ASS!

That was freakin' hilarious! You are probably the smartest celebrity gossiper ever! Really really great comments :D

WHOA! Shit! Who the fuck would have guessed that the Crypt Keeper would come out in defense of Jennifer Love Hewitt?

I guess he knows what she ate last summer. Ha ha ha ha.... Seriously now kiddies, next up is a ghoulish tale of a mother's love gone horribly wrong. I like to call it: "The Spears"

J D is just a bag of plastic surgery.A sad miserable cow.

They are both fat but at least Tyra's body is well proportioned and she is taller, and has a pretty face. JLH is ugly all over.

AHHHH CRIPES!!!! hahahaha I just spit out my soup here at work. OH NO SHE DI'UNT!!

hahahahaha

JLH or JD? Let's see bag of ugly cosmetic brittle bones or a slightly rounded "girl next door"?? Jeez that a tough one. STFU JD - you are ugly and despised.

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JANICE YOU TWO FACED DIRT! THIS IS ALL FOR HER TV SHOW TO BOOST THE RATINGS. I HAVE NEVER WATCHED HER SH!TTY TV SHOW AND NEVER WILL. I SWEAR SHES RETARDED.............. AND A LIAR!!!

Tyra is NOT fat.

I can't remember hearing of Janice before this site. JLH is on the fast track to Tyra Banks caboose, and to Tyras goal to be a whale in 20 years.
This must have been filler on the show

@11 Actually her head does look like some kind of puppet face on a stick you might see at Mardi Gras.

Tyra was getting chubby. she was only really considered chubby because of the way she used to be though and her career
then she lost it all, i dunno she never seems fat to me.

she is a big mouth...who cares her opinion, the two have their own life, OK?
http://pinkmingle.com Stands for the couple..gogoog,, HAHAALOL

what a freakin hypocrite!! all she did was blast robyn from america's next top model calling her fat and blasted some other skinny girl who had hips calling her fat, what a big fat hypocrite, and this old lady is def. not cute

For the record: Marilyn Monroe was a womans size 12, which today would convert between a 6 and an 8. And she was hot and sexxxy. AND her breasts were real. Nothing plastic about her at all-what a woman should look like.
Most real women (non hollywood ladies-you know-us regular women) wear a size 8-10 (it's been studied...).
I am so over these messed up, drunk and drugged, so called "role model" women running around looking like insects. There is nothing sexy about seeing bones through the skin. Being able to count someone's ribs... that's nasty. I don't care how great thier implants look.
It makes me worry about the young girls and the young women getting the wrong impression of what women are supposed to look like and what healthy is.
Another point you all have seemed to have forgotten: the art of airbrushing. The photos you find in mags are touched up more than you know. We would all look hot with make up artists spending 4 hours on us, expensive tailored clothing and the right gear to airbrush out flaws out of the film.
It's simple... eat healthy and get some exercise. Have fun and enjoy being alive. I will be glad when the trend to look like a praying mantis, or some other bug-eyed insect will fade and real, healthy women will start kicking ass again. I blame it on the media. The world doesn't need another Nicole Richie... thank goodness she has a bun in the oven. She was looking either cracked out or like she had been in a war camp. And that is glamour?

In the end, who really gives a crap. It's not like JLH, Tyra, or JDevil are sitting around blogging about YOUR looks.

Killing time at work has never been so stupidly entertaining.

Janice Dickinson is so funny.

I'm still laughing two months later from the "creepy corpse" comment.