Dec 19 2007Jamie Lynn Spears set up $1 million deal with tabloid

Wasn't this up earlier?

What

poor decision by the Spears family. By the time that baby is born (if it is ever born), this girl's career is going to be so toileted that nobody will care. a lot like the jessica simpson playboy spread.

THREW??

Lily Allen's pregnant, too.

When this was first posted and then removed, I thought it was to try and fix your shameful misuse of words. Threw? I mean, seriously, can't you write properly? Are you that stupid, superficial guy? Thats an error 1st graders make.

Is Federline the father?

There are some really good southern girls for you.

You'd think with all of the fucking money they have they might be able to afford BIRTH CONTROL. Holy fuck! In this day and age, teenage pregnancy should be almost non-existant! Their momma must be proud.

I think Jamie Lynn is getting uglier as she gets older.

She was cute a couple of years ago.

Yes we all did Jamie after a practice one Friday and yes when she said enough is enough up the butt we did give the offensive line first crack at her pretty kitty. That said we swear none of us got her pregnant. Her mom said the gangbang would be ok if she got bowl tickets. None of us are the father.

Sincerely,

The LSU Football team.

Long time boyfriend huh? Do we have a case of statutory here?

And with the collapse of Zoey 101, young Jamie Lynn will be teaming up with Larry Birkhead for MTV's newest reality TV show.........wait for it...........

Pimp my baby.

Great just what the world needs..... more of the stupid white trash Spears Genetic pool spread about. The whole fucking family should be sterlized... For gos sake Lynne is whoring out her UnWed teenage preggers daughter. Now we know where Britney got her parenting skills. Really I actually think a dog has better parenting skills then this brood.

wow.. this surprises the shit out of me.. and here i was, thinking jamie lynn was going to be different than her trashy sister. arg.

Classy family, real classy.

Somewhere, Dina and Ali Lohan are VERY pissed off.

She got pregnant for the Million dollars? what a total JEW

White Trash all over the place.
What a bunch of skanks.
Can't you just see those snot nosed little brats of Britneys playing with this kid, at family events?
What a bunch of fucktards.
I bet the baby is born crosseyed.

I have seriously been wracking my brain to think of a suitable joke for this ... subject, and I just can't come up with anything. This joke has just been writing itself since Witless and K-Fed split. How many punch lines are there? Do we wake up tomorrow and find out that Britney is one of Saddam Hussein's daughters? Or, mama Spears had herself impregnated from frozen sperm. Thing is, it was freezer burned, so she got the procedure half off.

I'm afraid to turn on the TV right now...

One would think they could afford birth control, but one would think they could also afford underwear and neither seem to be a staple in any Spears' home.

So classy of Lynne to encourage her daughter to splash her story across the front of a tabloid and ask for $1 million for it. I suppose she'll do anything to profit from her daughters, even when they've shamed the family.

Either way Brit owes her sister a bloody good Christmas gift. It's a pretty big deal when you manage to upstage the Britney show and draw some of the negative press away from her.

Grandma Spears is pretty fucking smart manager afterall. Sounds like she brokered a good deal over the upcoming arrival of her latest bastard grandchild from her underaged pregnant daughter. Does this woman only manage her daughters' careers? Someone get her business card. Let's hug it out bitch.

Jessica Simpson aborted Joe Simpsons baby hahaha

"Keep Britney out of it" is what you say when you're down to your last bag of Cheetos. "Tell fatass to stick to her own tards" is what you say when your teen tard has a tardlette in the oven.

Jessica Simpson aborted Joe Simpsons baby hahaha

Looks like she got nekkid by the see-ment pond.

Can we move on to the smurf purchasing pa-lease!

Isnt she like 14.

It's a conspiracy. All the chicks are getting fatter and fatter, one way or another. And starting when they're younger. I mean, Jennifer Love Hewitt is one thing (namely, a 28-year-old version of Hillary Clinton from the waist down), but look at Mandy Moore. Really, look at her - here's a wide-angle lens...Not that Jamie Lynn was exceptionally hot (nice middle-aged vanishing upper lip, to go with the whiteheads she always flaunts when showing cleavage). But at least there used to be one Spears who wasn't a greased pig. It sucks because it's impossible for me to become black (I'm employed, for starters) and so they all look like fatasses with stretch marks. If I wanted that I'd just visit Frist's myspace page.

Dear Fish,

Could you 'threw' away Andy for us please?

Sincerely,

Veggi

@26 I second veggi's request!

It's good to profit from your pregnancy. Not only will you make an easy million, but you'll have such wonderfu memories. Agh! Flip to page fifty-two. This is what you looked like when you were a baby. Yeah. You were so sweet. Look how chubby your face was, ewwughha-I love you! Mommy just had to sale your birth to somebody.

Yes. Leave Britney out of the story. Britney's fucked up. Not like the rest of the Spears (k)lan. Yep! Britney's the only person of that bunch that has problems.

Money for nothing and the chicks for free.

Well, more like money for being nothing and the checks come frequently. The Whorification of America. You can be nothing and the lowest form of amoeba, and you can me famous. Come one, COME ALL!!!!

wow this makes me so sadd lmao, i actually thought she would be different than her trashyy siss. but ha i was wrongg =( guesss all kid stars grow up to be first class sluts. hmm, whatta world.

Also I 69 at veggi's request. For that reason I request that Fish change her name to "sourdough".

I'll bet Dina Lohan is pushing Ali to get knocked up now. She needs another cash cow since Lindsay's career is over.

The father is Casey Aldridge.

The Spears cunts have eyes that are about 20 feet apart. They look like the result of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Too bad they don't look like "Swallowed Load".

Also walking around with your mouth agape is not a way to impress people, cunt. Call me when your IQ rises into 3 digits.

I got thru to the Awesomely primitive OK magazine website which is like crashing now due to the crush to get the interview with J-LS. She is like so fucking DEEP:

"But now that it’s in my lap and that it’s something I have to deal with, I’m looking forward to being the best mom I can be."

"I think my whole life I would have to live with knowing what I did or what I didn’t do."

"I put myself in this position, an adult position, so I have to act like an adult and take responsibility for what I did."

"I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait. But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in."

Forget Buddha and Jesus. Fuck Socrates and Dr. Phil. Our new leader has appeared. All hail the prophet of the Adult Position.

wonder why momma spears book has been put on hold indefinately???? so many people are counting on mirroring her parental skills.....

Darn, Now the parenting book by Lynne Spears is on hold. I was so looking forward to reading it so I could raise my kids better..

What's an adult position? Her on top?..

If only she had insisted on putting herself in the Jimbo position (greased butthole pointing skyward).

When I was 13 most of my friends lost their viginity to this one girl who, if you would look in her eyes without freaking, would have sex with you. She was just as good looking as Jamie Lynn here. So why isn't she famous? I can't believe a magazine is payin her a million bucks for being bad.

Ript's too fucking honest today. What's going on with you, Rips? Men? The fuckers. Bleeding from the hole? Bastard cunt. An itchy asshole?

What-the fuck is wrong with you?

This is so sad. Her white trash roots are definitely showing.

@34 Wow, my first troll. I was hoping it would be funnier.

These same rumors were OUT at the end of July. Jamie Lynn is way past 12 weeks. She is starting to show so it had to be announced. She will spit that little watermelon out in early Spring. She has to be 4-5 months. Do the math. The rumors began and she was undecided about what to do and the family has taken this long to announce it to reduce the ridicule time.

Understand she is only 16 and the sister of a whore who NEVER had sex with Justin T. Did the dumb bitch Bit think the cherry would grow back if she waited a while? Little sister gets birth control info from her sister Brit who told Matt Lauer in her tearful interview that "they are just CUNTry."

I know what happened. Jamie Lynn had problems with her birth control pills. They kept falling OUT.

Isn't she like 15?

@42 You so funny troll. Go back to blowing your brother..

No, man. An 'adult position' is: you know in pornos when the woman is on her back propped up against a couch or something, body reasting on the neck, she's looking down her stomach, legs foward, knees touching the sides of her tits, and the guy's standing-up, dip-fucking in to her ass with his fingers gently pushing his cock down?

That's an adult position.

adult position LMFAO @ 41

But she is so cool. And her sister is cool and k fed rocks.

What a fucking shitbag family. Holy smokes. They should all drink the Kool Aid together. End it. And invite Amy Winehouse over to join in the suicidal fun. I fucking hate white trash.

Of course, I'm almost never funny myself (just angry), so I really can't complain.

I'm quite proud of Jamie Lynn for postponing parenthood so long! Yes, she may be only 16, but she is at least two years behind all of the other girls in the trailer park when it comes to poppin' out some young uns. What's so cool about this is that, by time she's approaching 30, she'll be a grandma, but one who is young and spry enough to keep up with the illegitimate grandchildren that her illegitimate kid'll dump off at her front trailer step ... unless, of course, she weighs 400 pounds by then ... which she might.

She's "shocked"? Really? Has the discovery channel failed her that badly?

way to pimp out the unborn baby. OK got ripped off because who will even care about this nobody's baby in a few months? and i bet mama spears got some money out of it because she's jamie lynn's manager. very classy.

55 - Hey Bunny, lets start a list....

Positive reasons to have a kid at 16:

1) You can party with the kid when it turns 16.
2) Your belly bounces back easier.
3) You have the biggest tits in the 10th grade.
4) You can babysit yor own kid while babysitting the neighbors kid.
5) Welfare!!!!

@54 Good work asshole. You're starting to get it, but I'll always find something to complain about.

Money, money, moneyyyyyy........ dirty and adorable money...$ 1.000.000 bucks for the sixteen year old...would you keep the baby too? OH, WAIT A MINUTE, she is a saint because she is being responsible, or getting rich?

who's the lucky guy?
tell me when this chick's 18
tap it 'til she's nuts

Brad and Angelina should adopt the Spears' bastard babies...and let Maddox raise them.

I can just hear her kid now: "Current Nanny, Aunt Bwitney won't wake up........"

She looks like such a lolita in that photo. Stupid cuunt

I'm sorry about being so honest, DR!!!

You know, sometimes I just feel like hitting this shit from a different angle.

But honesty is not as good of an angle as the one you described in #50... fuck man, I'm in public!

Ok, I'll be back later.

great! you know...the first thought in a mother's mind when her 16 year old dumbass slut of a daughter comes home knocked up should be "will i be able to safely drive to the abortion clinic with one hand while my other hand is clenched tightly around her hair" but instead, we've got mother of the year wondering which tabloid to hand pick for the tell all!

thank you lynn spears...thank you for giving us this trashy ass filth you've raised to deal with. and oh look! now THEY'RE breeding too! the only thing that would make this story any worse for america, nay, the WORLD as a whole is if somehow...kevin federline ends up being the father. or hey! i know! maybe you and lindsay lohan's winner of a father can join forces to spread your horrendous family values and subpar intellectual genes around some more! or would that not even be possible? has even your uterus dried up in horror at what you've forced it to spew onto this earth?

CONDOMS are like $2 each and i KNOW britney knows the exact layout of pretty much every gas station in los angeles! she should be able to quickly spot them and can probably afford to share with her sister! i really hate stupid people.

16 years old?being pregnant?that's messed up.what would britney think?

Anyone, and I repeat ANYONE - who buys an issue of OK Magazine should be shot in the head and left to die. Who the hell thinks pics of this little hillbilly are worth $1 million????

It's the retards who buy these shit rags that feed the paparazzi to keep splashing these train wrecks across the page!

Stop buying these crap magazines and Shitney, her knocked up sis, Lohan and the rest will go away!

She is quick to pimp the baby out... shame she want that quick to protect and educate her daughters!

Five bucks says Ashley Tisdale's homemade porno is going to be released to the public within the next year.

It's clear why Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up for a few reasons:

1) She embraced the liberal ideology of having PREMARITAL sex. Now if she was a good, clean, conservative gal, she would've waited until marriage to have sex, which would've meant she would've been emotionally responsible enough to have a child inside of a loving marriage. Having a child at 16 out of wedlock is going to be emotionally destructive to the bast*rd child and crippling to the teenage mother's mental and emotional development. Having "safe" sex is no 100% guarantee against unwanted, teen pregnancies because condoms may rip, so the only, true way is abstinence. Additionally, having premarital sex encourages soulless sex for lust instead of fostering lifelong commitments that are healthier for any society.

2) The liberal pop culture blasts teen girls with over-sexualization messages in everything from music to movies to their celeb idols (Paris Hilton et al), so that these teens refuse to have moral clarity and make proper and healthy decisions for themselves.

3) Teen girls act like hardcore sl*ts sometimes, and Jamie Lynn is likely no exception. Poor guys like the 19-year-old father, Aldridge, are likely tempted into taking advantage of these teen girls by their easiness and loose virtues. Incidentally, the 19-year-old "rapist," Aldridge, ought to be charged because in Louisiana, the age of consent is SEVENTEEN, whereas Spears is only 16.

Lastly, Spears shouldn’t get an abortion like the Culture of Death libs/Dems would insist. She now has the accountability of living with the consequences of teen sex (no husband, no career, no life experience) and should keep the baby. Or, she could also give it up for adoption, but the best she could do is not worsen her wrongdoing by getting an abortion!

It's clear why Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up for a few reasons:

1) She embraced the liberal ideology of having PREMARITAL sex. Now if she was a good, clean, conservative gal, she would've waited until marriage to have sex, which would've meant she would've been emotionally responsible enough to have a child inside of a loving marriage. Having a child at 16 out of wedlock is going to be emotionally destructive to the bast*rd child and crippling to the teenage mother's mental and emotional development. Having "safe" sex is no 100% guarantee against unwanted, teen pregnancies because condoms may rip, so the only, true way is abstinence. Additionally, having premarital sex encourages soulless sex for lust instead of fostering lifelong commitments that are healthier for any society.

2) The liberal pop culture blasts teen girls with over-sexualization messages in everything from music to movies to their celeb idols (Paris Hilton et al), so that these teens refuse to have moral clarity and make proper and healthy decisions for themselves.

3) Teen girls act like hardcore sl*ts sometimes, and Jamie Lynn is likely no exception. Poor guys like the 19-year-old father, Aldridge, are likely tempted into taking advantage of these teen girls by their easiness and loose virtues. Incidentally, the 19-year-old "rapist," Aldridge, ought to be charged because in Louisiana, the age of consent is SEVENTEEN, whereas Spears is only 16.

Lastly, Spears shouldn’t get an abortion like the Culture of Death libs/Dems would insist. She now has the accountability of living with the consequences of teen sex (no husband, no career, no life experience) and should keep the baby. Or, she could also give it up for adoption, but the best she could do is not worsen her wrongdoing by getting an abortion!

Way to boost your status, Jamie Lynn, you fucking cunt.

#58, Val:

6) Given that Jamie Lynn is so young and it's her first, that baby will probably be pretty small ... meaning it won't stretch out her twat very much coming out, so she's got a better chance of staying tight.

7) If she needs an episiotomy, those young, healthy cells will heal up in no time so she's ready to resume sexual activity quickly and maybe get pregnant again.

8) If her spawn and their spawn and their spawn also reproduce at a young age, she'll live to see several generations of the family dynasty she's founding. With medical care improving all the time, she could be the living matriarch of 5-6 generations!

9) Now that everyone knows she puts out, she'll be very popular with the boys.

I'd like to say something about going to college together and getting a twofer tuition discount, but I doubt Jamie Lynn or her child(ren) will bother going to college. They've got their money, they won't see the point in getting an edumacation.

On the down side, having babies at a young age can cause physical damage that leads to permanent incontinence, but I think the fabulous publicity and cash rolling in as a result of the pregnancy will more than compensate for having to wear Depends ... though that $1 million from OK should cover the corrective surgery (unless mom spends it first), so maybe Jamie Lynn won't need to wear diapers.

You know this is really a tragedy, and we should always try and learn a lesson from a tragedy,
The lesson I have learned is that you're with someone who is too young or immature to have a baby, then it should be all blowjobs all the time.
Let's reflect on this, and any ladies who fall into this category, remember blowjobs are the answer.

They paid a million $$$ for a picture of a hillbilly baby??? There are a few hillbilly babies at the trailor park on the other side of town, and it would have cost a million bucks for a picture.....maybe some crack.

#74 I don't want to read about hillbilly twats! Yuck, there is prolly a corn cob stuck in there.

@71 (&72 - just hit the damn post comment button once). First off sir you have a potty mouth! Your typing made me blush. However that is not what concerns me. What does, is the underlying notion you make in each point you made that it was the female's fault. Not that I disagree, because as a dude I appreciate you saved us from any responsibility. We cocks can't help ourselves when we're lured by the site of a perfumed and naked bussom can we? Lawd's no! All this said, when do we of good conservative stock start issuing the burhkas?

If I am in error and you are actually female, for everyone's sake get laid!

My bad, I typed busom wrong. I meant to say tits.

Somewhere, Jessica Simpson's father is trying to figure out how to get her knocked up but quick.

another one Speared...

Auntie Kryst, I love you.

#71/72, you are a major dick

She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it

With Jamie Spears clearly being the better looking sister, i'm sad that there cant be a photo taken during the pregnancy like her big sis had taken...you know, the one that graced the cover of come magazine no one really cares about, oh and she was naked too.

#71, you're a major tool that knows shit about absolutely nothing.

Remember girls..... always swallow....

I heard that the father is a 19-year-old boy that she met at some church group? I also knew that she planned to stop doing the show Zoey 101 in the early summer time.My best friend went out to California to see her cousin, who stars in Zoey 101. Jaime is a cunt.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/man_guy_album/spears_skank.jpg

I guess this erases all doubt: Lynn Spears is a shitty mom, and her daughters are degenerate trash.
They're saying she met this guy at church. What do the Spears girls do at church? Fornicate and get drunk?

@45, 53, 66, and most of 1 through 40: Agreed.
@71 (and 72) #3 Don't cut that fucker any slack because he's a guy, that's bullshit. Maybe his parents taught him to be trash, too, but ultimately it was his decision. Nobody made him do anything. The dumb bastard could of been more careful if he had any sense.

@87 "Jaime is a cunt." As evidenced by her outburst a few months ago.

@88 HAH! That's a proper cover.

ouch

she's beautiful

Well, I just thought she starts quite early. You know, LOL http://www.Femmate.com doesn't leave anyone alone.

#71 - How do you ambulate with that fucking big dickhead of yours? I mean you must flop around like a fucking deranged windshield wiper and constantly bash your stupid fucking dickhead on the sidewalk. I sure that's what caused the irreversible brain damage you proudly display that makes you say things about Jamit-In Spears like:

"She embraced the liberal ideology of having PREMARITAL sex."
I'll bet before this nobody but you knew that only liberals have premarital sex.

"Now if she was a good, clean, conservative gal, she would've waited until marriage to have sex, which would've meant she would've been emotionally responsible enough to have a child inside of a loving marriage." Wut, like Shitney?

I know you're brain damaged because you believe conservative girls are capable of being good and clean, heh heh and you think there is even a remote possibility that a female spawn of Lynne Spears could be anything other than a giant talentless whore that loves being photographed by the paps.

#71 I'm sorry to tell you this but your good, clean conservative mother lied to you about your immaculate conception. She had to because she couldn't make out all the faces of the football players through all that jizz on her face. She still isn't even sure which team it was or if it was both.

Damn, at least Jamitin THINKS she knows who the baby's father is.

Hey, that's an opportunity that Lynn probably didn't even think about! Get Jamitin booked for the Maury show where they do the paternity tests. She can drag guys onto the show forever trying to find the real father, and she can restore her reputation by claiming to be a virgin!

It's my personal advertisement. Sorry for the inconvenience.

I am landy, an attractive, ambious college student, and i want to find a rich man. if you are interested, please contact me on my blog http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com.

Another irresponsible ass, her family must be so proud. Zoey 101... should HO-ey 101. If she is half the mom as her older sister, child welfare should be waiting in the delivery room to whisk the baby away the moment it pops out. Then again the Spears do not raise their children. Whatever!

If these skanks would just take it in the ass the would not have to worry about it

I wish these Spears losers would just go away. The World would be a better place.

Not all teenage mothers are whores. I got pregnant at 16 and finished highschool and now am in college. It can ruin your life if you let it and people who write negative things like you all only encourage teen moms to become another statistic. She might actually end up ok. Don't stereotype.