Dec 27 2007Jamie Lynn Spears’ father spent Christmas away from family

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I got her sister pregnant once but she was pretty then and it was actually only a poster I had on the wall and so then it was all messy and gross and i had to take it down and so i put up one of stephanie seymour instead back when she was totally hot and i want'ed to do her SO bad.

When did she get a boob job?! The pregnancy didn't make THAT rack.
Way to go, Lynne....you get my vote for shittiest mom of the year!

16 and knocked up.

She keeps it classy.

My word!

with titties like those, you knew she was giving it up. these people really are white trash and don't seem to be ashamed of it.

god she's ugly but those titties are fantastic.

Jamie Lynn, stay away from Starbucks. Really, girl, don't follow your sister's steps. You screwed it up bad but there is still hope for you!

Ahhh so that's what happened to my missing sperm. Hey good buddies, you'll be missed.

Don't forget that YOUR daughters and YOUR little sisters are screwing someone in the back of YOUR CAR assholes!

And that, folks, is what happens to 16 year olds that dress like whores. You call it a crucifix... I call it a target for my pearl necklace. What's that? Oh fuck you, I know she's 16, but she's no stranger to the danger, so you can bang 'er without anger. She gave up her "you fucking pedophile" platform the minute she put on a shirt so tight I could count the number of spermatazoa swimming down her throat.

They're the All-American family.

What the fuck does Jamie Spears do to "bust his ass off"? Is it tuning up the General Lee to keep them Duke Boys a step ahead of Boss Hogg? Way to go Pa, naming your daughter after yourself you goddamn hillbilly.

Thanks #11... I would WRECK that.

She is so cute and she is fantastic.

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wow, the hypocrisy in that necklace is staggering.....

Jamie u r hot!!!

What is it with the spears family and Starbucks? Starbucks must be paying these girls to always have their cups in their hands.

Specs appeal.

/fo reals

She's one fugly girl.. ukh looks 40

we at strarbucks can definetly oblidge that we do not endorce neither britney or jamie-lynn spears we simply brew some damn good frappacinno and if you dont belive me then your gay!!!!!! so there
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we at strarbucks can definetly oblidge that we do not endorce neither britney or jamie-lynn spears we simply brew some damn good frappacinno and if you dont belive me then your gay!!!!!! so there
;p

IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF THE KID WAS BLACK........OOOOH, THE SCANDAL!

Jethuth Chritht!

I wish people called me by my name instead of "executive at Nickelodeon and MTV" when referencing me as the father of Jamie's child. I deserve recognition.

I hear the father is actually SpongeBob Sploogepants.

#18 I know why Jamie likes to go to Starbucks. It's because grown-ups buy and drink coffee at Starbucks, and Jamie wants to be a grown-up too. Grown-ups have intercourse also, and Jamie wants to be grown-up too. Jamie is my favorite. I texted her to win at the upcoming Kids proChoice Awards.

Goodamn, that bitch is ugly.

She needs a fucking chin reduction otherwise she's going to end up looking like Mac Tonight.

On the other hand, I wouldn't mind a few more fräuleins like her down in Argentina.

Perhaps Mr. Spears stayed away from the whole "Christmas gathering" scene so that Lynne couldn't jab him in the eyes with her fork to extract DNA and prove who the real baby's daddy is..... hillbillies. Bah, humbug.

Yes, when did she get THAT rack is right! With a jumbo Starbucks to boot, guzzling coffee while pregnant. It must be a White Trash Nation.

70. Jamie Lynn Spears' coathanger - December 22, 2007 2:23 PM

Michael J Fox can never draw anything epic on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parknison's
Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of "Shake Well". Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's wife gets earthshattering fingerbangs. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J Fox wrote an autobiography called What's Shaking. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox can't play wii...because of Parkinsons
Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox always overfeeds his goldfish. Because of Parkinson's.
Micheal J. Fox once shook his baby to death, and then back to life. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox has to pee in the bathtub. Because of Parkinson's.

LOLZ she looks so pissed. Its cuz her coffee is spilled, Maybe Britney pushed Jamie Lynn out of the way when someone was shaking a bag of Cheetos in the crowd. Outta my way bizitch!

The best rumor I've heard so far is that Lil Romeo is the father. Wouldn't that be grand?!?

@28 LOL, great reference to Mac Tonight. I forgot about that campaign. PS, sorry about the whole 1000 Year Reich thing. We'll get 'em next time.

Skanktactular......

#31 WTF? That is only funny if you're on Oxys. Get a job.

Aren't grown men supposed to take care of themselves?

And not profit from their under-age pregnant daughters?

Not that her mom should be allowed to, either, but the dad should shut up.

I freakin swear this site is sponsered by starbux! wtf, 80% of pix are subliminal messages for this corprate bs!

Starbucks beverage preferance (required):

venti caramal frappachinno bitches

now send me some f***ing coupons.

is she even supposed to be drinking coffee if she is pregnant?

wawawa he's not so how about giving most of your disgust to the one who is.

And shouldn't a grown woman take care of herself?
or any woman for that matter.

Best thing he can do is stay away from these "women" they're all messed up.
mothers day will be interesting. They'll all be sending cards to themselves.

time to put down the starbucks with the bun in the oven, jamie.

Not to burst any bubbles here, but it's the caffeine in coffee that's bad for pregnant women, and Starbucks sells decaf.

Chuck Norris's anus is made of titanium and has never been penetrated. Well except for that one time when Chuck was a young man in Southeastern Asia, alone; lonely and home sick, he allowed a rich older Asian gentleman to fuck his ass in exchange for a place to stay. But Chuck Norris is nobody's faggot.

Five years later Norris returned the favor by sodomizing the Asian man so hard that he ruptured the oldman's internal organs with the force of his orgasm. Chuck then let the man's guts cool on his still-hard prick while onlookers prayed to his penis.

she's freaking 16. she probably thinks that caffeine is some sort of vitamin like riboflavin or you know, one of those other ones.

I LOVE THIS SITE because people can say what ever the fuck they want to!

I was just chastized at Celebitchy for being "bossy" and "rude". What a bunch of panty wastes! I've deleted them from my daily list, and now Superfish is #2!

She sure as hell isn't 6 months pregnant, if that photo is from this week!

Nice boobies!

petite, what's #1? i'm painfully bored....

The photo is from 10/8/07 ... when she was out with her sister and was screaming obscenities at people to stick up for her ...

All she needs is a bag over her head, then I would be able to tell that she's:

A. - Ugly as sin.

B. - Only 16 years old.

C. - Related to Britney.

I could just bang away at that body & hang onto the titties so I don't get thrown off.

@43-Yea petite whats better than here for saying all those things you can't say walking down the street. What is better?

Because their dad has a job and doesn't live off his kids, he is considered to be "busting his ass"? It's called reality!

Sans-makeup like this, almost all my guy friends have prettier faces than Jamie does, even though none has a womanly face. Even worse, they're all older than she is too.

When will these girls go away??? Are we that bored????? She's already got the frap and the glasses going. Good grief. If anything you would think she would do completely OPPOSITE of her sister. GO AWAY SPEARS FAMILY!! And Lynn, you are so going to hell for creating the environment for this to happen. How could you pimp out your daughters like this??? You are one money hungry bitch. I hope your book fails and everyone comes to their senses and bails on you. You deserve a huge fall.

Way to spill your brownish spooge drink on that Versace bag, lil' ho. This is why you shouldn't have nice things!

That is just plain pathetic. Pissed off because everyone around, including your family, but you is making money off of your skank H0 daughters

Dlisted.
Most of the time.

I'd stay home if I was him too. He divorced that bitch for a reason.

petite, what's #1? i'm painfully bored....
@43-Yea petite whats better than here for saying all those things you can't say walking down the street. What is better?
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Dlisted- most of the time.

Mmmmm, that little bitch is hot. Very nice tits and body, I'd love to fuck her. At a bare minimum I'd like to boil her panties to make some Jamie Lynn tea, mmmmmm, yummy... :-))

that hag doesn't look anything near 16. at least brit brit was pretty when she was 16..this little ambitious whore just rode along big sis brit's popularity.

fucking bitch.

i like her big boobs<3333 ahahaha :]]

I like her big boobs too, and her hot lil' body...I'd like to have her sit on my face, fuck my tongue, and make my mouth look like a glazed donut, mmmmm....

Hey! - Isn't that pap photog in the background the same pap Brit just fucked? Maybe he's the father!!

Just WTF is this girl thinking. Does she not know that it is a crime in Los Angeles to have a baby if you are a WASP, and, to make it worse, having a WASP baby! She should be shot!

She needs to get street smart ASAP and adopt her kids from third world countries. The rest of the selfish Hollywood community does not want any more cutie pie American kid-lets; they only think it is OK and moral to have a baby if you are over 40, perimenopausal, and using mad doctors' concoctions to force you to conceive without ever having congress sexual relations, or to adopt from the third world.

Also remember this important point - don't adopt any US babies because that is considered just as bad has having your own the natural way.

Having said this - Jamie Lynn Spears is a TRAMP!!!

She really is very plain looking. There is nothing special about her. In fact, some would think she is a dog.

wow, she looks like death warmed over....someone get her some makeup.
and nice necklace. haha

She doesn't look pregnant....she does look OLD and TIRED, tho...

She has spilled coffee all over her hand. I bet "that's hot!"

She looks so pale. So many people discuss her pregnant at pubsap.com recently. I don't know true or not.

Give Britney her Starbucks and retarded glasses back you stupid twat! #31-hilarious

J L S is a nice "girl"in my mind~~she's gorgeous. but even clebs are lonely sometimes, someone saw her profile with hot photos on "WealthyKiss.com" a joke made by someone? but who cares. It's said Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there.

eww

Wy does it look like there's nose hair coming out of her nose? LIke a huge amount of nose hair.

@ 72 --- now that is some funny shit. white peoples are the funniest thing since that dog who could skateboard and drink beer!! oh, and that pig who can swim.....and the squirrel who can waterski

In this picture she look more pretty than Britney!

First, her breasts aren't as big as many of you are making them out to be. She's just wearing a really tight top which makes them look bigger. I've seen that trick a thousand times when I was in college. Tight top=big boobs.

Second, even decaf coffee contains SOME caffeine. Do we KNOW that she's even drinking coffee? She could be drinking cocoa.

#31 I don't get it. Is that supposed to be funny?

Maybe this is an old picture because she doesn't look pregnant and she's drinking coffee.

For #70, kiss:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Hopefully she will buy herself some nose-hair clippers with that million.

Jesus, Starbuck sucks, doesn't anyone know that already? They are also fucking cheap assed bastards considering what's come out in the news about Starbux lately.

78 - that was so fucking funny, man!

I just realized this, but apparently Jamie Lynn's name is a combo of her dad's name (Jamie) and her mom's name (Lynne)

Ohhhhhhhh my god Spears family, you are ridic.

Maybe he doesn't like 'em anymore after they get knocked up. Not the same.

Eh, looks like it's too late to be a good parent now, anyway.

I wonder if that cross leaves burns on fornicator girl.

He is a big asshole. He make her pregnant and then when he come to know it he has broken up the realationship and do not want to know anything about the baby. He is the asshole and not jamie. He is older than her and that for he knows what can happen if they have a sexual relation. He has bankrupt her carrer as actress and her music carrer which she wanted to start this year. I think we should not goof on her peculiar to back up her and help her where we can.

@83 - Damned Public schools.

She has got to be the deadest and most haggard-looking 16 year old I've ever seen.

those are some nice Globes i like em big who else likes big